FREAKY MOUTH PIZZA - JACK & DEAN
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- Опубликовано: 20 авг 2024
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CREDITS:
Directed by Jack Howard
Written by Jack Howard & Dean Dobbs
Director of Photography and Colourist: Ciaran O'Brien (obviously) ( / ciaranobrien )
Executive Producer: Matthew Harvey
Produced by Jay Pond-Jones & Haf Gibson (colourtvlondon....)
Assistant Producer: Graham Clayton-Chance
Sound design by Dan Pugsley (www.danpugsley....)
First assistant director: Sammy Paul ( / icoeprproductions )
First Assistant Camera: Elliot Gough ( / elliotexplicit )
Sound recordist: Matt Amys ( / mattamys )
ALSO FEATURING:
Eddie Bowley ( / eddache_ )
John Evans
Carol Evans
Doc Brown ( / docbrown88 ) Приколы
This was a weird time for me.
Well it was wonderful for me! ;) Thanks for making such great and fun videos. I love you. Dean a little bit less. Sorry.
This was the most amazing and hilarious video I've seen from you guys!! Brilliance from start to finish. Everyone needs to see this
So funny
I don't know why...but I have visions of Ciaran chained up in the basement between videos...and Jack only let's him out to shoot and edit.
***** I really don't think that's a mistake.
"Where you bitten by a radioactive...Italian?"
The best.
Da best
If I was Italian ,I would be that radioactive Italian.
I think you'll find it's da best
IT'S A ME, MARIOACTIVE !
Redace878 im italian. really. im a radioactive italian.
I'll try some vomit pizza
wouldnt we all...
Floor Zwaagstra No.
I can't do it :(
doddleoddle Same
I've already done it... xD
I would give my leg to have been there when the idea for this was first voiced
I honestly fell off my chair when we were talking about it, that's how much I was laughing. - Jack
+Jack & Dean ca you make this a movie too?!?!?!?!
+Jack & Dean onestly I love your videos and I actually wasn't so sure at first but when my friend use a from the superglued video and I knew I just had to look it up
+Nochocheese I would've been like....did that guy make pizza come out of his mouth?!
+Marta Lis honestly*
Just once, I want Jack to be the persuasive but weird one and Dean to be the smart but close-minded one.
The Stairs video
Jack was pretty weird in the Ballonns video
They kind of started out with Jack being the weird one, look up their oldest videos!
If that were to ever happen, awesome
maybe make a video of an ALTERNATE/MULTIVERSE Jack and Dean where it's Dack and Jean..Dack isn't really a name though...
Imagine when they discussed this idea:
"What if like, Dean makes pizza?"
"What's the big deal?"
"Like, in his mouth!"
Ruth yes.
Btw I knOW I’m lATe but I don’t cARE
"Dean where are we going, you know I don't like being outside"
I AM JACK HOWARD AND JACK HOWARD IS ME
+Yasmine Grace Hi Jack
Yasmine Grace me lol
so much that they restored the english monarchy??
Dean is da best
I mean... yeah?
Yeah!
You WHAT?!?
why does dean always do something really, really weird?
*****
i suppose not, but i prefer my Pizza fresh.
What are you on about.
Dean says fac e book
Spits out pizza
And wanted to be a superhero.... In my books thats a legend
its Dean
Because our weird is his normal
Coz he IS weird!
WAIT! I FOUND A PLOTHOLE!!! If Dean is lactose intolerant, then why do they do Pizza Fridays?
LE GASP
+rigren0121 So I wasn't the only one.
Annnnnnnnnnnnnd the fourth wall is broken
EVERYTHING IS THE FOURTH WALL
+Anais_the_killjoy_ Timelord That is not what the fourth wall is... At all.
why....why did dean have to take him to a restaurant to show him?
Corporate sponsorship.
***** InTheMannerOfTheGrover "hiding in plain sight" was a joke in an earlier draft
JackHoward Perhaps even going incognito.
Brilliant! Fantastic work!
Hi Olan! Good to see you here :)
Olaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!!!
Olan ya!!! So good to see you :-)
The way that the plots of your videos continually evolve in context to keep the viewer glued while still packing in jokes and personality is really flippin' awesome, you guys. Your writing is spectacular.
thanks so much, mate :)
Absolutely. And if you ever end up in Chicago, I'll take you on a real pizza tour that'll put Dean's pizza pout to shame.
But Jack, if you come to Australia, you can try Dominoes Pizza which will put Chicago AND Dean to shame.
Some Lovable Person You know Dominoes isn't only in Australia right? It's all over the world. There is like 3 or 4 here in Alaska where i live
JaxsGamingChannel Oh, alright. So it's like McDonald's, right?
I have never seen anyone so done with anything as Jack is with Dean
pizza friday sounds very one sided if Dean is lactose intolerant.
"were you bitten by a radioactive italian" AHAHAHAH
I just remembered, we're having pizza tonight. Can't unsee this film now.. Oh dear.
Haha same, I'm having a pizza party today.
Saving People, Hunting Things, The 3:08
The Family business :)
Jess Winchester JESS
Omfg yes
YES
Hey friends👋🏻
Until the end I felt like this entire sketch came about one day when Dean was just like, "I'll bet you I can fit an entire piece of pizza in my mouth." and then they thought about what would happen if it came out of his mouth
They used comic sans for the pizza stand...I hope that the inspiration for that was some irony
Comic dans and phil pyrus
+Yolanda Tai yaaaaas
+Phanboy of mcr, p!atd, fob, bvb, tøp, Rick astley that used to be my tumblr
+Yolanda Tai fabulous
+Phanboy of mcr, p!atd, fob, bvb, tøp, Rick astley i changed it to phangirling-about-books. *not so subtle spon*
2:06
I guide others to a treasure i myself cannot possess
Jack: "This is an application to name a star."
Dean: "That's not it."
Jack: "You're going to call it Deanisdabest?"
Dean: "That's not right. That's private."
Jack: "Da best? Was the best taken?"
hahahaha!! Awesome stuff guys!
*jack and dean are brainstorming video ideas, a long silence ensues as they think*
*dean, suddenly slamming his coffee on the table* : JACK. I JUST GOT THE BEST IDEA
Mad wicked.
help me i got bit by a radioactive italian
if hes lactose intolerant than what does he get every pizza Friday for the past five years?
Pizza without cheese or with lactose intolerant cheese
Turkey Burgers?
bella dee oooooOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH PLOT HOLE
I could really go for some pizza right about now.
0o0
Jack: Is that a no?
Dean: *spits out pizza*
Me: *snort really loudly and inhales my milk, giving me a coughing fit, leaving me in tears*
great video
Was that... was it really... did I just witness a whole video from you two without a single swear word, innuendo or other piece of adult humour? More like this, please. I like being able to share these with people.
Doc Brown and Katherine Ryan, you're so lucky to work with them.
I'm too jealous to function.
Thought that was Doc at the end...but i assume Katherine was in a different video
Dan Arthur Aye, she was in the Consent music video.
***** Ah...thanks
#PizzaForAfrica
The ability to create pizza from nothing and it to be the best pizza ever, scientists get on that!
I'm from the Future... I'm working on it
I freaking adore all their videos like this! Dean being involved in something weird and Jack being so done but going along with it. Perf.
SO well made as per usual! Forever going to wonder where my pizza came from...
Why were they having pizza Fridays if Dean can't eat them?
I never knew I needed this
And now that I have it....I'm not sure what to do with it.
"How dare you! That's authentic Italian!"
"Authentic-I-it came out of you! I watched it happen!"
"Yeah, well-I'm 1/16th Italian, more than likely-"
"You're from *Nottingham*!"
(I assume that's the place he said I'm American whoops)
Jack: "That was simultaneously the most beautiful and disgusting thing I've ever seen."
Everything about that line was perfect. The straight delivery, the abject horror in his face, the line itself. Perfection.
"that's minging. That's assault! I'm pretty sure that's - what do you mean you've been keeping my money!?" this is truly the most realistic reaction in any and all sketch comedy
DOC BROWN
Loved it! Even the end screen cracked me up!
I cant get over the second time dean does it and jack tells him off for giving no warning, omg im howling 😂😂😂 so funny
You're continuously outdoing yourselves in terms of production value guys, seriously great stuff and also now I want pizza.
I just woke up the entire neighbourhood with by laughing out loud. This comment is really cheesy I know, but that's how I like my comments. And my pizza's. Cheezy.
God this is a horrible comment
I disagree. This comment was brilliant
you got doc brown in one of your videos !!! omg !!
also this made me crack up, well done.
I also kinda, really want pizza right now
lauren h who’s doc brown?
Desperately want a pizza now: from Pizza Express or Dean's mouth...
In all seriousness though, love the Jack and Dean videos - hilarious!
You two need a fucking sitcom.
When Dean just vomits out the pizza slice in the background at the end. I just lost my shit 😂
I really liked the camera movements in this! I had to watch it a second time because I was so focused on the shots that I didn't even know what was going on with the story. And Ciaran at the very end... He's hilarious!
Dean: I guide others to a treasure I can not possess.
Still making us laughy! Jack & Dean fo life!
We are the music masters,
we make beats quicker than lightning,
pop it in the microwave,
cook a tasty beat,
why did my wife leave me?
Ciaran is king.
They are probably the best thing to come out of Nottingham. Thank you for making me think my home town is actually worth something.
I loved "Out of his mouth, into yours!" - it's like one of those corporate pitch slogans that sounds impressive but upon further reflection raises questions: "Oh cool...wait, what?"
Great video as always guys :) xx
Is it just me who thinks these two are like Simon Pegg and Nick Frost? They should make a movie sometime. Like a full length one. Correct me if they already have.
I love Ciaran in the background of the endslate, hahah
I feel like a sequel with Dean as an actual pizza superhero could be a good idea... fingers crossed
The dialogue in this was great and Dean's facial expressions were great. Nice character acting.
Also Dean looked adorable during the end screen.
Wait? Doc Brown? Nice, also loved this :D
I'm actually eating pizza RIGHT NOW o.o
(Ciaran
"Were you bitten by a radioactive Italian?!" Yes jack, cause that's how it works
Just spit out my diet coke at "You could make a family business." Good work, guys. This was a good video.
Random Doc Brown cameo makes me very happy :)
waiit...was that guy at the end the drug dealer in the inbetweeners?
Yeah, he's called Doc Brown
+Elea Thompson WHOA I KNEW IT
This was great! You guys are just getting better and better but the one bad part of this video is that now I'm really hungry. Thanks.
How have I been this late... "A radioactive... Italian?"
This was amazing haha
I like Ciaran's cinematography
The thumbnail for this video was perfect. I had better things to do, but that thumbnail with that title just posed so many questions. I just had to click it or the curiosity would eat away at me all day.
And without being click-baitish.
Dean is adorable omg his laugh after he realized that his hand was the wrong way awwwww
Imagine if Caspar lee found out about his pizza power
Ooh. I didnt know they were from Nottingham! I am too!
SAME
A radioactive Italian? That's me right there.
Jack and Dean videos never fail to make me laugh. I mean it's not all that difficult to make be laugh, but I think they should still be proud of themselves.
I have this bodily disorder too and so I find this video offensive. I'm reporting this to the pizza police.
Are you kidding me?
This was uploaded in 2014?
I swear this was from 5 months ago.
Fascist Whale YES!
Just yes!!
Fascist Whale How does this even work?! Where the hell did the time go?
The witty argumentative dialogue is always the highlight of these, love the cinematography too! Very nice picture :)
'Where are we going you know I don't like to be outside' seriously underrated
I'd sill eat it
Does the pizza come with *Puts on sunglasses* Salyvarami? I had a better topping pun than that... D: ...I forgot it though :(
Also what has Dean been doing at a pizza place when he can't eat pizza? Just sitting there admiring Jack eating and counting Jack's money?
"You know I don't like to be outside." I have never more related to a sentence in my life 😂
That was literally filmed down the road from my house! Amazing guys xx
I think Ciaran was the best xD
PIZZA FOR AFRICA!!!
This has always been my favorite sketch of theirs
Holy shit! Doc Brown and Jack and Dean! This day is a great one!
#PizzaForAfrica
I can't stop watching the pizza fall out of deans mouth at the end, I keep going back to it.
Jack's realisation face describes my whole life. Finally some Jack and Dean back in my life!
Pizza express dough balls are everything
I love the thumbmail
What a crazy coincidence, I cry out dough balls
I'm waiting for the day that you two have your own comedy show. It would be BRILLIANT.
Saw the first shot of the video and thought
"Oh they're outside again, they are so versatile!"
Loved the video!
Thank you guys for existing :D So so fun to watch!!!
i dont understand how i only just realised how amazing this channel is. I mean iv watched a couple jack and dean videos before but for some reason i am now hooked. Its brilliant! if anyone else made this plot into a video i feel like it would have been stupid, but this wasn't trying too hard to be funny, which made it funny and was just so natural. Which is an odd thing to say about a video that's storyline is someone can produce pizza out of their mouth.
I've noticed your work is getting more and more professional...great work guys! Keep it up!
I feel like the pizza-suit was the second best costume idea Dean's ever had.
I saw this and I thought, wow they really made this work so well for both their sponsor and their channel, brilliant!