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I feel sorry for him in a way but he made himself look like an absolute tool. He's a shining example of why you should just keep some things to yourself.
I get the feeling this dude's first girlfriend took his balls with her and all following relationships were doomed to crash and burn until he is able to grow a new set.
What's funny is that's how black widow spiders mate. The male loses a hook within the female and he just does his thing until she's not in the mood anymore, sometimes eating him in the process. Unlike him where he's dying slowly of pussy withdrawal while effectively being a eunuch, male black widows die shortly after mating.
When my son gets older and he asks me about what being a man means I'm going to sit him down and say "son a man can be whatever he wants to be with one exception". "Whats the exception dad?". This is when I will sit him in front a computer and have him watch this video.
I used to follow bunty because I liked his positive attitude. But then I guess I started to see some cracks and I saw it was more like a stepford smile to me. Maybe it was just me but I saw him kinda preaching one thing about being a good person and all that then he'd insult someone who was just disagreeing with him. But he did it in that seemingly 'nice' sort of bullying way. He may be a nice person but it feels like he's using it as his brand or something so it can come off as disingenuous.
Over inflated sense of self importance pretty much. "Oh I'm so nice, I'm so great, I eat so much pussy." Yeah uh huh, that doesn't make you a great guy lol. He probably has a shitty, beta personality.
This was hilarious. ✨👏 And I feel so bad for him. *The girl got him bad.* He casted his dignity aside! He's practically worshipping her at this point. I don't know if it's the hornet-ness or something more, but he fell hard.✨👏
I honestly feel bad for him, because to apologize after someone cheated on you shows a huge lack of self esteem and self worth... And he's clearly very naive too. I hope he learns from the experience That said, terrible idea to post online about this
His last name is Virk, it is a Jat caste name. He comes from a community that wont hesitate to kill his wife/sister or daughter for even talking to another man(in the village areas) and the police ,often of the same caste, would let him go with a slap on the wrist. Obviously that culture is regressive and barbaric. But the solution to constipation isnt diarrhea.
_Know your self-worth. But if the person who betrayed you tells you that they wanna come back, swallow your pride because you are only worthy if your breath smells like the crotch of other person._ - Bunty King.
While I have no problem with Bunty, he always struck me as "the guy she told you not to worry about" meme due to the way he interacted with just about every popular RUclipsr girlfriend on Twitter. After seeing this though...
Its honestly hard to imagine people before posting stuff like this consciously thinking- "This is totally a good idea. I don't see any possibility of this backfiring on me in any way."
J, that was the most intense cocktail of humor and secondhand pain I have had in a long, long time. My ribs are sore, but my fucking heart hurts, too. Jesus, I need to take a breather before I hit Part 2.
Man this dude is like that one “friend” on Facebook who out of no where starts spamming their page with cringeworthy shit cause their gf broke up with them. Shit like “no girl appreciates a good man like me.” But this time it’s in a whole video.
I am only halfway through, but I think I see what his biggest issue is, is that... He, uhh, Uploaded to the wrong place... This absolutely should have been on r/niceguy And, Metokur rocks, but for a girl, your not that bad, lol!!! 😉😂😂😂 That song... Lol! Killed it! I think your wasting your talent here, YOU should be on The Voice.. Even if it's to sit in the audience, beside me, and roast the bad ones. Lol! BTW your edit game, is fucking dead on! Awesome job! And, after the dog training lesson, I subbed, for sure. 😉😂
@Critical Thinker Lol, I barely remember this video....actually Ill be completely honest and say it...I dont remember a thing about this video and Im surprised I mentioned r/niceguy, but it might have been said in the video or comment section and I was just agreeing because Ive never even been on that subreddit and go to reddit prob 2xs a yr, hahaa!! As far as him being Ethnic, in America?....We are ALLLLL ethnic in America, lol!!! If you think there is anyone of pure European blood left here, you are not paying attention. Hell, my own Great grandparents came from other countries like Portugal, Lebanon, Canada and Italy. ALL 4 Great Grands 2 grandparents came here when they were very young. This Country IS an ethnic melting pot. THAT doesnt matter, dont let the Mainstream Media and their race baiting BS fool you, lol! The only ones not liked are the ones Hollywood deem not to "fit in" and they usually look for a certain type. Im sure you know what they look for. If not, lol, you better catch up...you can look it up on YT still...or Odysee or Bitchute. As far as short, I think the Hollywood types ARE all short, rich, and fat. The ones that matter anyway. You dont think Harvey Winstain got to his level of power on LOOKS do you??? LOL!! Why do you think he had to force himself on women?? He looks like a toad that got left in the water too long
I wonder why this woman can't commit to this nice guy? He seems so nice. What woman couldn't commit to this NICE guy. I swear Bunty's voice sucks the testosterone right out of my balls.
You know I do have some sympathy for the guy since it sounds like he went through something I went through. Dating a girl who treats you like a plaything and throws you away when she's bored because she's hooking up with other guys. But the attitude he has is just pathetic. He doesn't seem to want to just say she was a manipulative witch and wants to boast about how Nice He Was To Her. Face it dude she played you and you were stupid enough to fall for it. I get it. I was dumb too and let a girl walk all over me. But just face the facts that you're much better off without her. Also making a public video about it was a terrible idea. This is something you don't air out and make a big show of because it just sounds pathetic. Keep it to yourself and learn from the experience. Begging her to come back after how she treated you makes you look like a complete wimp. You've learned nothing from the experience and are just ensuring that you can be used by other women like that again. And I would call someone who cheats on you and lies to you a heartless skank. Bu that's just me.
This is probably hands down your best response/commentary video you've ever made. I frequently check up all of your old videos and watch them again after a couple of months and this one still cracks me the hell up. The editing, your wit, these hilarious (and sad lol) subject in and of itself is just god tier. God bless you JL.
1. I don't think he's ever met her. Maybe he met he ONCE on the creepy walk he drove to Toronto for. Either way he's leaving out crucial details about the nature of this relationship. 2. This video was 100% made solely to communicate to this girl. She has clearly cut off communication and he's desperate (duh)
@@Тапи-щ7н He also talked about eating his girlfriend's butt. The man is a degenerate for talking about his fantasies like that to his fans and others.
Wow... this guys self esteem is worse than moviebobs colesterol levels... it would be very sad and depressing to watch this vid... without your commentary of course, you make it so worth it J.
I cannot believe it took me this long to come across your channel. With that said... Put down the stone you savage. You are absolutely hilarious. Great content.
J: He's right. He does provide more than most guys in a relationship. You know how we know that ? Most of what he provides consists of effusions and detritus from the bodily orifices of his partners. They evidently sit in his beard for long periods of time because he hasn't learned how to bathe, groom and disinfect himself. We would not know this if he hadn't literally admitted this in other videos he's made. Great video, J. Started cracking up while watching it.
Holy shit, I live for that godlike editing. It's SO good 😍😍😍 Especially the bit with Raiden and Armstrong, can never go wrong with that lol And your singing was hella great too!
Why do guys like this think any of this is cool? Your girlfriend cheated of you and you still want to be in that relationship, wha? Its not cool man, it not cool!
Well, Bunty is the unwitting Participant in the "love triangle"... I really hope the other guy doesn't find out about the original video...which wins pity or violent tendencies? I will be honest and say I am not that emotional.
Great videos as always, I lost my shit at the dog begging at the table. This guy really needs to do some soul-searching and stop excusing people for their shitty behavior.
This is genuinely one of the most depressing things I've ever seen. Like, this man is so upset that his girl is dating someone else that he's just deluding himself. I'm not even mad, I just feel bad for him.
A man castrates himself for thirteen minutes
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This video was funny af
i'd like to fix your ...
Wish that someone would love you the same way, racist piece of shit. Sad.
Intrepid Nick wtf?
I'd love to support your channel, but I can't even support myself at the moment
*"She's a whoooooorrr"*
Like a Hoooorrorrr! Run Bunty! Just like when you played DEAD BY DAYLIGHT!
That and JLongbone's ad libbed song gave me life.
It pains me to see a man begging on camera for his girlfriend back
Great Hound II *soyboy
Patrick Kelmer nah he’s far worse than that.
Josh Blair an incel
I thought I was bad with pussy withdrawal.
This guy makes me look well adjusted, and I'm only on step 11.
i find joy in it
I feel sorry for him in a way but he made himself look like an absolute tool. He's a shining example of why you should just keep some things to yourself.
He's a case study in TMI.
@Gil Cortes Sikh
Was not expecting those high notes on ‘queen’ and ‘be’
Holy shit that took me off guard at first
I thought it was taken from an Eddie Murphy movie....
@@peposo7 yes. Coming to America
Beautiful 😭
I get the feeling this dude's first girlfriend took his balls with her and all following relationships were doomed to crash and burn until he is able to grow a new set.
What's funny is that's how black widow spiders mate.
The male loses a hook within the female and he just does his thing until she's not in the mood anymore, sometimes eating him in the process.
Unlike him where he's dying slowly of pussy withdrawal while effectively being a eunuch, male black widows die shortly after mating.
The bee on his shirt looks like it's wishing for death. 😱
Eventually the hornet will cheat on him too, leave Bunty for another guy's shirt, then he'll make a video begging for the bee to come back.
@@ZS05 *wHeEzE*
It's a whorenet
J Do ITS A H-H-H-HORNETTTTT
Well well well, the bee isn't alone there
P A I N
Without love....PAIN....
I died laughing. Every. Time.
DarkDruidDastardly
I can’t get enough
Spain but the S is silent
Bread but in french
Person: "Women cannot be funny."
Me: *points at Jlongbone.* She is.
Exception that proves the rule
And she doesnt even have to start off with a 'my vagina' joke.
A Miffed Cuttlefish Nah most say that they can’t.
"Women are funny, you're just not one of them" -idontrememberthename
funny looking
That scene with the dog begging at the table destroyed me. XD Editing A+ as always.
Lily Williams me too bitch
Its been 3 mokths and I still laugh my ass to death when I think about it
If I cheated on someone and my partner would be like ''It's ok, I don't care'' I would assume that they don't love me and are probably cheating aswell
When my son gets older and he asks me about what being a man means I'm going to sit him down and say "son a man can be whatever he wants to be with one exception". "Whats the exception dad?". This is when I will sit him in front a computer and have him watch this video.
You are correct, sir!
Being a man means giving a good fuck and eating a good pussy
Imagine having this guy interview for a position at your job and when you’re doing a background check this is the first thing to show up.
0-0
My face
Seriously where did you come from?? Why haven't I found your channel sooner????? You are hilarious.
@@RVE122 yes :)
Know the feeling...just found herself!
This is honestly sad :/ He has such a high opinion of himself, but likely his personality/behavior doesn't match that, and that made her miserable.
nah his self esteem is low but he cant admitit
I used to follow bunty because I liked his positive attitude. But then I guess I started to see some cracks and I saw it was more like a stepford smile to me. Maybe it was just me but I saw him kinda preaching one thing about being a good person and all that then he'd insult someone who was just disagreeing with him. But he did it in that seemingly 'nice' sort of bullying way.
He may be a nice person but it feels like he's using it as his brand or something so it can come off as disingenuous.
Over inflated sense of self importance pretty much. "Oh I'm so nice, I'm so great, I eat so much pussy." Yeah uh huh, that doesn't make you a great guy lol. He probably has a shitty, beta personality.
I do not believe that anyone on this earth has ever called this man 'hot'.
What do you mean? I think he's rather good looking.
@@merkules6 you're in a very small minority
If his personality was polar opposite, and he never wore that t-shirt, he would be hot.
@@Discordia5 no
Beauty is subjective. Just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean everyone won’t.
Guys...don’t let him near any women, ever.
Why? What do you think will happen?
@@peposo7 for his own good he seems like his idea of being a good partner is being a womans slave
Socks nerf shot gun* yes
He's the reason why we have my wife boyfriend meme.
Nah that's Matt Mundane
Bunty shouldn't put his personal business out there like this 😓
This dude is beyond pathetic. He takes it so far I can't even feel bad for him. It's like watching a trainwreck.
Except I there's more sympathy for the people on the channel
This was hilarious. ✨👏 And I feel so bad for him. *The girl got him bad.* He casted his dignity aside! He's practically worshipping her at this point. I don't know if it's the hornet-ness or something more, but he fell hard.✨👏
Oh my God. When he starts bragging on himself. What a narcissist.
I love bunty, he has been so kind to me.that being said this is just bad.
I honestly feel bad for him, because to apologize after someone cheated on you shows a huge lack of self esteem and self worth... And he's clearly very naive too. I hope he learns from the experience
That said, terrible idea to post online about this
His last name is Virk, it is a Jat caste name. He comes from a community that wont hesitate to kill his wife/sister or daughter for even talking to another man(in the village areas) and the police ,often of the same caste, would let him go with a slap on the wrist. Obviously that culture is regressive and barbaric. But the solution to constipation isnt diarrhea.
This video was the 5 stages of grief. Started off with denial. Grew to anger. Moved onto bargaining.
We all know what happens next
_Know your self-worth. But if the person who betrayed you tells you that they wanna come back, swallow your pride because you are only worthy if your breath smells like the crotch of other person._ - Bunty King.
Bunty talks almost like she unlocked his ultra instinct
More like Super Saiyan God.
Except instead of 6 bodies, he required 2.
While I have no problem with Bunty, he always struck me as "the guy she told you not to worry about" meme due to the way he interacted with just about every popular RUclipsr girlfriend on Twitter. After seeing this though...
You mean like the guy who would ask persmission/apologizes for everything he does near you?
@@peposo7 while at the same time constanly finding reasons to be near you and apolgize to you when you never said there was a problem
Its honestly hard to imagine people before posting stuff like this consciously thinking- "This is totally a good idea. I don't see any possibility of this backfiring on me in any way."
If he/she cheats... that's it they should be a fart in the wind at that point.
The ultimate SOY BOY
Nicolas Cage 1 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS SOYBOY
Putting Bunty in the TV of that Simpson's clip might be the best way I've ever seen it used. A+ editing all around. Looking forward to part two.
No one makes me laugh like you, J!
J, that was the most intense cocktail of humor and secondhand pain I have had in a long, long time.
My ribs are sore, but my fucking heart hurts, too. Jesus, I need to take a breather before I hit Part 2.
I'm from the future.
No, he never recovered from this. Much like his ex, his dignity never returned.
That Coming to America reference. My heart is complete. Now I must go, my people need me
"Reeming your asshole like a 20 lbs gerbil coming up for air." -JLongbone 2018
Why can't people like him rant to the camera for however long, walk away from it, realize just venting to it was what they needed, and then delete it?
As a fan of the book _1984,_ I appreciate you giving me a warning countdown to the EXTREME doublethink xD .
Amazing shit, yo.
Dammit J, I would normally being feeling sorry for this guy, but these meme edits got me busting a gut here! 😂😂😂
Wow, your editing killed me on this one. Thank you.
You're amazing more people need to know about you
Like all your videos, you had me on the floor, very logical and humorous, "I am the ultimate nice guy", I needed that thanks JLongbone.
Bunty is a nice guy, and even nice guys need something like this so they can learn about the non nice people out there.
"Me So Hornet!" Oh baby no....
How in the hell does this masterpiece only have 100k??
So glad I stumbled on this🤣 looking forward to checking out some more of ur content.
That singing was on point lolol
Man this dude is like that one “friend” on Facebook who out of no where starts spamming their page with cringeworthy shit cause their gf broke up with them. Shit like “no girl appreciates a good man like me.” But this time it’s in a whole video.
I am only halfway through, but I think I see what his biggest issue is, is that... He, uhh, Uploaded to the wrong place... This absolutely should have been on
r/niceguy
And, Metokur rocks, but for a girl, your not that bad, lol!!! 😉😂😂😂 That song... Lol! Killed it! I think your wasting your talent here, YOU should be on The Voice.. Even if it's to sit in the audience, beside me, and roast the bad ones. Lol! BTW your edit game, is fucking dead on! Awesome job! And, after the dog training lesson, I subbed, for sure. 😉😂
you mean he shouldn't have uploaded it at all right
@@AleK0451 Lol, yes, exactly!
@@MrAndrewrock =)
@tkg I dont reddit, YT man
@Critical Thinker Lol, I barely remember this video....actually Ill be completely honest and say it...I dont remember a thing about this video and Im surprised I mentioned r/niceguy, but it might have been said in the video or comment section and I was just agreeing because Ive never even been on that subreddit and go to reddit prob 2xs a yr, hahaa!!
As far as him being Ethnic, in America?....We are ALLLLL ethnic in America, lol!!! If you think there is anyone of pure European blood left here, you are not paying attention. Hell, my own Great grandparents came from other countries like Portugal, Lebanon, Canada and Italy. ALL 4 Great Grands 2 grandparents came here when they were very young. This Country IS an ethnic melting pot. THAT doesnt matter, dont let the Mainstream Media and their race baiting BS fool you, lol! The only ones not liked are the ones Hollywood deem not to "fit in" and they usually look for a certain type. Im sure you know what they look for. If not, lol, you better catch up...you can look it up on YT still...or Odysee or Bitchute. As far as short, I think the Hollywood types ARE all short, rich, and fat. The ones that matter anyway. You dont think Harvey Winstain got to his level of power on LOOKS do you??? LOL!! Why do you think he had to force himself on women?? He looks like a toad that got left in the water too long
I wonder why this woman can't commit to this nice guy? He seems so nice. What woman couldn't commit to this NICE guy. I swear Bunty's voice sucks the testosterone right out of my balls.
This video was such a roller coaster of emotion.
You know I do have some sympathy for the guy since it sounds like he went through something I went through. Dating a girl who treats you like a plaything and throws you away when she's bored because she's hooking up with other guys. But the attitude he has is just pathetic. He doesn't seem to want to just say she was a manipulative witch and wants to boast about how Nice He Was To Her. Face it dude she played you and you were stupid enough to fall for it. I get it. I was dumb too and let a girl walk all over me. But just face the facts that you're much better off without her.
Also making a public video about it was a terrible idea. This is something you don't air out and make a big show of because it just sounds pathetic. Keep it to yourself and learn from the experience. Begging her to come back after how she treated you makes you look like a complete wimp. You've learned nothing from the experience and are just ensuring that you can be used by other women like that again.
And I would call someone who cheats on you and lies to you a heartless skank. Bu that's just me.
This channel is pure gold.
Wtf Purpel que wea
This is probably hands down your best response/commentary video you've ever made. I frequently check up all of your old videos and watch them again after a couple of months and this one still cracks me the hell up. The editing, your wit, these hilarious (and sad lol) subject in and of itself is just god tier.
God bless you JL.
Your videos always brightens up my day, thanks Jlong.
when I thought 2021 could not offer anything at all I found your videos,
if someone ever ask what's simping. this . THIS IS SIMPING!
The lack of self-respect is just... hilariously sad
"My self worth is quite fucking high. I think I'm fucking amazing..."
This man's level of delusion is incalculable. I hope he's gotten past this shit.
I was hanging in there till the "ultimate nice guy" bit. Then i died of laughter and was resurrected all at once
1. I don't think he's ever met her. Maybe he met he ONCE on the creepy walk he drove to Toronto for. Either way he's leaving out crucial details about the nature of this relationship. 2. This video was 100% made solely to communicate to this girl. She has clearly cut off communication and he's desperate (duh)
I remember once that he was on a podcast talking about letting a woman piss on him but im not too sure if it was her...
@@Тапи-щ7н
He also talked about eating his girlfriend's butt.
The man is a degenerate for talking about his fantasies like that to his fans and others.
J., you put me in serious pain when you sang Queen to be. My sides are still hurting!::D
The only way this could have been any more hilarious is if you had "send in the clowns" playing at a low volume every time this "man" spoke 😂
Wow... this guys self esteem is worse than moviebobs colesterol levels... it would be very sad and depressing to watch this vid... without your commentary of course, you make it so worth it J.
The singing part is gold
The dog clip absolutely destroys me everytime I watch it
I LOVE YOUR EDITING! QUEEN!
I cannot believe it took me this long to come across your channel. With that said... Put down the stone you savage. You are absolutely hilarious. Great content.
omg you are hilarious. Literally had me laughing out loud, Thank you!
Holy shit, how am I only finding this channel now!? Your humor, roasting, and editing is fucking amazing!
This should have a cringe warning
I didn’t have time to get my cringemat suit and now I have stage three pancreatic cancer
J: He's right. He does provide more than most guys in a relationship. You know how we know that ? Most of what he provides consists of effusions and detritus from the bodily orifices of his partners. They evidently sit in his beard for long periods of time because he hasn't learned how to bathe, groom and disinfect himself. We would not know this if he hadn't literally admitted this in other videos he's made. Great video, J. Started cracking up while watching it.
You are hilarious. Subscribed.
HOLY FUCK THE DOG ANALOGY IS ON FUCKING POINT
Holy shit, I live for that godlike editing. It's SO good 😍😍😍
Especially the bit with Raiden and Armstrong, can never go wrong with that lol
And your singing was hella great too!
Why do guys like this think any of this is cool? Your girlfriend cheated of you and you still want to be in that relationship, wha? Its not cool man, it not cool!
The bunty as a dog cracked me up. Why haven't seen your channel before?
Well, Bunty is the unwitting
Participant in the "love triangle"... I really hope the other guy doesn't find out about the original video...which wins pity or violent tendencies? I will be honest and say I am not that emotional.
Great videos as always, I lost my shit at the dog begging at the table. This guy really needs to do some soul-searching and stop excusing people for their shitty behavior.
Guess he couldn't find a shirt that said,
"COME BACK BABY I NEED YOU!!!"
Hey there
I just stumbled upon this channel because of the Beauty and the Beast review. Love the editing and humor. Looking forward to more videos
Just came across this channel and I have binging the absolute SHIT out of you! The editing is muuuahhh 👌!
This video literally killed me.
You are reading the words of a dead man.
You are so entertaining and funny. Thank you. I need this on a rainy day.
First cucks
(Love the coming to America reference 😂😂😂)
There's nothing more attractive than a guy dripping w/ desperation... amirite ladies!? 😬
Holy shit. The way you edit this shit together is magnificent.
I absolutely love your version of She's Your Queen! I literally just scroll back and listen to it again and again.
🎶🐿 S.I.M.P Squirrels in my pants 🐿🎶
Omg that Coming to America reference 😂 That song has never left my mind since I first watched the movie as a kid
You don’t ever let the one who cheated know how it affected you. They simply don’t deserve to know.
Amazing video and editing as always J! Thanks for the laughs.
8:04.... thats when it rips in half. My god, that hurt to watch. Great video JL!
WHY T F did he decide to UPLOAD this video?!
🤣🤣
Oh goodness. I am in tears with the "Coming To America" song. So perfect!
Damn your singing voice is on POINT!
The dog training sequence fucking killed me. 😂
This is genuinely one of the most depressing things I've ever seen. Like, this man is so upset that his girl is dating someone else that he's just deluding himself. I'm not even mad, I just feel bad for him.
Did...anybody else get Onision vibes off of him? He sounds like he's channeling Onision.
😳😳😳
Not really, I’m not getting any groomer vibes from bunty