Mortal Kombat X ALL Funniest Interaction Funny Intro Dialogues EXTENDED EDITION - Mortal Kombat XL
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- Mortal Kombat X ALL Funniest Interaction Funny Intro Dialogues ULTIMATE EXTENDED EDITION
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"Blindness has its benefits" might as well end the kombat there, Johnny has just been incinerated
Ninjesus prob why he needed ice cubes from Sub Zero
Korg lol that part was so funny
T O A S T Y !
Not even shang tsung's magic could fix that burn.
Bo Rai Cho: Do not joke about my weight.
Johnny Cage: Well, maybe stop eating. Everything!
Kind of describes my life.
I Lost My Shit At Ermac "We Are Many More" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me too blood
I didn't get the joke
@@jamienoon1697 How Not?? Watch The Video...Shit Had Me Laughing Tho 🤣🤣
4:20 Alien got police brutality and it just happens to be 420
420 when you smoke weed, your on pot, and pot backwards is top, and when you're on top, your high, AND WHEN YOU'RE HIGH YOUR ON POT...AND POT BACKWARDS IS TOP!!!!!
"Why you look like we" "No, why you look like we" "This no funny"
11:34 Animaniacs reference. My all time favorite TV show.
"It's game over, man!"
😂
We are many!
We are many more!
*Wearemanymoreplusinfintytimesinfintynotakebacks!*
I love how Tremor is Johnny’s only fan in the MK universe (he says he’s blessed to fight him and that he likes his movies)
Kitana's no better - she has all of about two fans.
There is also scorpion, but only in the my movie
Thats so pure honestly....
@@kyoobqa PUN DETECTED - ERADICATE
@@kyoobqa I really shouldn't have been laughing to the point of crying but goddamn, that was brilliant.
Quanchi to Quanchi: You were my only friend.
Damn he’s suffering from some hardcore depression
Prof. Layton Fan nope he was talking bout Shang tsung Because he can change into different people
It’s so hard to make friends when you’re an evil sorcerer with a backstabbing fetish.
😆
Me too
@@Superluigi881 "p hub music"
Kenshi: "A showdown? Like in your films?"
Johnny: "Did ya like 'em?"
Kenshi: "Blindness has its benefits."
It's not perks, i believe it's benefits
That roast was a brutality by itself
Ouch
Z3R0 ayy scarlxrd
@@abdulwasay1050 ayyy
Mileena: Repulsive Human!
Johnny Cage: sleeping with Baraka is repulsive.
Mileena: Who told you this?!
TheGiulianoPG WHO TOLD YOU THIS???
TheGiulianoPG Johnny Cage: Baraka told me
TheGiulianoPG
JOHHNY: REPTILE TOLD KANO AND KANO TOLD ME
I legit was scrolling through the comments and I read this right as they said it. Lol.
Best scene
Johnny Cage: Talk to me
D34D7205H0T: is this Jack from school
Yes it is
Sonya: that would mean you have to keep quiet.
Johnny Cage: You’re right. Nevermind.
Johnny Cage: Do you own any of these shops?
Kotal Kahn: This entire marketplace is mine.
Johnny Cage: Well maybe they'll sell you some pants.
Like half of these are Johnny Cage 😂😂😂
Well he is the funniest
+
Yup, That is true
Well I guess he really are earth realms clown.
+Zeinaldin Algashigchli is*
16:13
Takeda: I never considered you an enemy..
Kitana: I never considered you at *ALL*
Takeda: Now *THATS* just hurtful.
Best friend zone ever.
Eh... he got a girlfriend anyway
@@camerongreene3357 👍
@@camerongreene3357 Fiancé now.
@@LieutenantByrd AND YET WE SEE NOTHING IN MK 11
VERY RUDE
16:19
no this is not jack from school
Exactly what i was thinking
This is Patrick
This is Dylan from columbine
*Too far?*
Yup im here
@@thexvlogs6516 here
“I’ll do you for free” - Kano 2016
“I’m being harassed by a toaster” -Cassie Cage 2016
12:32
Kenshi: "You thugs are all alike..
Tri-Borg: "You've never seen anything like me"
Kenshi: "Oh I get it, cause I'm blind😒"
LMFAOOO
*12:32
@@jerickopanlen thx buddy
Man they brought back my boy Kenshi with a vengeance.
Kenshi : im bLiND 😔
Bro never seen his wife and his son 🚬🗿🥃
Ermac: we are many
Ermac: we are many more
Ermac: we are many more times infinity times infinity times 50 no take backs
Me: ermac is beginning to feel like a rap God
XD
That shit was hilarious.
Maybe with that many souls inside him one of them is Eminem
@@PuteraNadim 😂😂😂
XD
"i have a problem"
"your pp hurts?"
"now you're a problem"
my 5th grade sense of humor: LMFAO
XD
Erron Black is like the only adult in a kindergarten filled with degenerates and gods
300
I LMFAOed too
Erron black would be ur father teaching you how to draw
Bo Rai Cho: my favorite pupil!
Lui Kiang: I bet you tell Kung Lao the same thing
Bo Rai Cho: with him I mean it.
Not even Shang Tsung's magic can help that kind of burn.
His name always made me laugh. Borracho is spanish for drunk.
Not even sub zeros ice powers can heal thst kind of burn
@@ChrisRedfieldsbloodline But it's not spelled like that.
@@ForwardTu It's a play on the word.
The Cage family can throw shade
+Mustafa Haidari and bo rai cho
+Moji- Sola Cherry and reptile
Cage fight 🤣
MK 1 - 8: Fatalities are at the end of the match
MK 9 - onwards: Fatalities are at the beginning
Now Go Away And Do Something Good not on Mortal Kombat 9
MK 9 doesn’t have these types of dialogues
@stupid gamer2121 he said onwards
@@sonicthespider3295 mk9 had the concept but each person had a single line
Reptile:are you afraid Hasashi?
Scorpion:who have I to fear?
Reptile:reptiles eat scorpions
lmao
SAVAGES...xD
Reptiles really eat humans lmao
where's that
Biggie cheese, you're back!
Biggie Cheese scorpion got "eaten" by reptile (eaten aka rekt)
Johnny: "Oh look, a robot."
Triborg: "Earthrealm's clown."
Johnny: "Clowns are scarier than robots! Certified fact."
My favorite alternate ending to that one is "Is it mechanically possible for you to fuck yourself?"
He referrin on PennyWise !
Yeah
True.
No lies detected.
"I am being harrassed by a toaster"
LMAOOO
Love how Johnny Cage is in a lot of them.
Ikr
He's honestly the best
+Robo Thunder ya
lol he has the funniest ones tho
"Don't you owe me some sunglasses?" That movie reference 👌
Yeah the mortal kombat movie
As well as the ball reference.. how he killed him in the movie
@@shadowproductions969 ah yes, the nut punch
Cassie: don’t speak to me ever
Jacqui- I just said your dad’s kinda hot
Cassie- STOP ITTT
😂😂😂😂😂
they sound like bestfriends XD
h'''
@@XCallisto420 they are
@@XCallisto420 you have probably not played the campaign because they are
Maybe even roommates-
Jacqui: "I really don't like you."
Erron Black: "I really don't care."
Jacqui: "As long as we're straight on that."
ermac: we will end you
Cage: we? is your mother joining us? XDDDD
oh hell no
The Ermac one got me pissed at Cage, mostly because DID and stuff.
Cassie:Triborg huh are you swedish
Triborg:my human origins are not important
Cassie: ooooo YoU liKe ThE tASty fiSh yAA FoR SuRe
When?
11:23
wearemanymoreplusinfinitytimesinfinitynopaybacks... Ermac is the rap god...
one of his souls might be eminem.
+DarkDragonGod 64 How adorable is Ermac on a scale of 1-10?
+cameronjr8 by face 0, by charisma 8
+DarkDragonGod 64 More like a hot sexy ghost.
vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/kancolle/images/a/a8/Konpaku.Youmu.full.799741.jpg/revision/20140328191323 That's a hawt sexy ghost :3
Tri borg: i am superior in every way.
Liu kang: so...it’s metal down there too?
Missed that one lol
W-Why would you ask that Liu Kang?! First you say your first curse word, then you're asking this? Do the Shaolin need to give you The Talk?
*notice how half of these are Johnny Cage...*
Or Cassie
OreoChocoLatte O_o or Cassie so I guess having a big mouth is genetic
When it comes to mk x with the funny intros its mostly going to be johnny cage who going to make half of the list.
*depressed voice* you are my only friend
pyrocynical's face #quanchiisforeveralone
french fries were
Forever alone
(slimy voice) You don't have any friends, nobody likes you
Ermac: We are many
Ermac: We are many more
Ermac: We are many more times infinity plus infinity no take backs
Lmaoooo dawg!!!
timestamp?
plus infinity times infinity*
@@marcelszekowski315 7:23
Johnny: sleeping with Baraka’s repulsive
Mileena: who told you this
Katana: 😏
kitana*
Welp. That confirms it. Mileena and Baraka porked.
Kitana*
ZGJ Gaming Good thing she’s already dead.
This is not a time for levity.
Good, 'cause I can't fly.
xD Never seen that one before.
70% of these are the cages
*and I love it*
I got time, so I decided to check it and was surprised. It's actually ~60%. I thought more. In 71 of all 115 intros at least 1 Cage is present
The Cage family got me dead 😂
Well the cages are earthrealmers so they have a sense of humor like Cassie says to scorpion can I say it just once (she means can she say get over here) and scorpion says I think like only if you wish to perish or something (sorry for geeking out just had to)
Cassie got her looks from her momma, but her tongue and wit from her dad.
(Leatherface approaches)
Johnny: "What's that on your face......AHHHHH!"
Crazy Wyatt LMAO
Crazy Wyatt hahahaha
Link01 ye but out of a human face
Its a face, he cuts off his victims faces and wears them as masks! Based on a true story.
@@Double44inthemorning Ed Gein, if I recall correctly.
I freaking love the Cages 😂😂😂😂
Cole Clifford efvg
Best line: What's that on your face- OH
Cole Clifford me too
Same, johnny is my main and he is always amazing
That's my favorite character cage
11:23
Cassie: “Triborg, huh, what are ya Swedish?
Triborg: “My human origins are unimportant”
Cassie: “ *O O H Y O U L I K E T H E T A S T Y F E E S H, Y E A H F O R S U R E* “
XD 😂😂😂👍
FUNNIEST OJE
Lmao
Is that an IKEA reference, or am I just making that up?
My Fav Scene
Cassie:Triborg Huh? You Swedish?
Triborg:My Human Orgins Remain Unknown.
Cassie:Oohh You Like The Tasty Fish!! Ya For Sure.
1 Like=1 BubbleGum From Cassie
I don't get it tho
@@shamik4601 Swedish stereotype
It's actually;
Triborg:My humanoid gender unimportant.
@@TheNiftyLowLife It's actually;
Triborg: My human origins are unimportant.
@@datagrab It's gender
Alien: **exist**
Johnny Cage: YOu KnOw yoUr HeAd LoOks LIkE a DiLdO!
I WAS LITERALLY JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT SOMETHING VERY SIMILAR 😂😂😂😂😂
*sees alien*
"iTs gAmE oVeR MaN!!!"
lol thats a movie reference
abdou abdelkader I don’t get why he says it so weird
@@TcFredrick2 that's the way the guy says it in the movie
Ethan West oh okay
.
Kung Jin: You face a shaolin.
Tanya: Quite a handsome shaolin.
Kung Jin: Barking up the wrong tree, sister.
😀😂
He likes its what what in da buttz!!!!
Jose Figueroa is that because he's gay?
Juan Rivera yessss lol
Jin with the gay clapbackkk
Ha gaaaaayyyyyy!!
Cassie: Cage Match
Johnny: You din't just say that
Cassie: I am your daughter
3:52
❤ The Cage Family
i hate 'brawl in the family'! is it impossible to let family members fight each other?
@@AlesterMyersWick this is mk my dood
Wrong second 3:59
7:15 We are many more but infinity times infinity no take backs!
LOL!
Next gen rap god
xDDDDDDDDD
+TheDarkPhantom IV ikr
It sounded like pay backs though
Reptiles: Only cowards use fire arms
Max: But spitting on people’s okay
😂😂😂
It is Jax, not Max
Who is nax
Jax not max
@@NoobMaster-qe6tr its jax not max
Jax not Max
Liu kang:close your mouth
Meleena:l will not be silenced!
Liu kang: that is not what I meant
Me😂😂😂
Takeda:Im going to stab with my knife
Kano:that’s not a knife
Takeda:I GOT YOU TO SAY IT
28Gold i don’t get that one why is it funny
@@hoc3028 its a reference to a movie
@@thekiwi7405 what movie is it?
@@thiccsaiyan5670 crocodile dundee
@@thiccsaiyan5670 crocodile dundee in new york to be specific
dundee (a australian like kano) meets a thug with a butterflyknife were he then says "that´s not a knife" puls out a machete "THAT´s a knife" ...
edit: bowie knife not machete ...
which is actualy what kano has on his back as well
Takeda: Let's not do this...Jaqui: Don't wanna wrestle me to the ground?Takeda: Okay, let's do this!
Erron Black: I have a problem
jaqui: Your peepee hurts?
Erron Black: Now you have a problem
lmao
Quotation marks people!
+Isabel Martinez yeah xD
Kano: Sorry love, nothing personal
Kitana: What you will not do for money
Kano: I'll do you for free..
Johnny: "What's that on your fa-" "UggHhhhhH!"
I laughed for way to long.
Kung Lao: I have no quarrel with you.
Reptile: I will tear your flesh!
Kung Lao: I now have a quarrel with you.
Takeda:is this cause im dating Jaquci?
Jax: your dating Jaquci?!
Takeda: real smooth Takeda.
Me:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jacqui*
Ja • koo • chee
And that’s how takeda got his arms fucking ripped off like sticks from a tree
Hahaha that’s funny ahaha I’m dying.... oh no I’m dead
4:58 Johnny Cage: Grandpa.
Shinnok: I will break your insolent tongue...
Johnny Cage: Yeah, yeah, shut up.
Tongues don't have bones so he can't break his tongue.
@@lightspeed7312 fax
Wrong second 5:05
i love cassie cage's swedish accent at 11:20
It made me laugh 😂
Mohammad mu 37 ooh you like de tasty fiiish
Blueeey I laughed my ass off from that
I did not stop laugh about that
Blueeey That's not a real swedish accent and I'm swedish.
jacqui:Kano
Kano:your mouth says kaNO but your eyes say KaYES
jacqui:puns are a crime against against humanity
When Milenna called Johnny the failed actor, what if Johnny called her the failed empress?
@Ami GamerTV moible the failed experimental empress
The failure at life
Probably she will get upset by being the “failed roaster”
Or the failed sister
7:10 Ermac literally destroys Eminem.....
Totally!! 😂😂😂
Raxe Chronix maybe they should have a rap battle
mario cortez that would be the most insane thing in rap history. The battle would last for infinity!
Piemaster927 Actually Ermac would win.Eminem’s Kombat Skills suck.
No kiddin
My favorite one
Erron Black: I have a problem.
Jacqui Briggs: Your pee pee hurt?
Erron Black: Now you have a problem.
Brandon Farrar why the frick my pee pee hurt
@@notevenironicallyfunny204 tuxbird?
Lmao
5:39 i think i should call the FBI
Dont snitch
•-•
The hells going to on here
Ferra torr want your odds
You’ll get my foot up your ass
Jacob PvZ Boi I thought it was “eyes”
If you seen that 70s show it wouldn't sound that bad
is this THE Jack from school?
No this is Patrick
+FlameWheelIndustries _ 😂😂 good 1
+AustinLetsPlays no this is SPARTA!!!
no this is sam ;)
it is i
Tremor: “I enjoy your movies.”
I can just see Tremor sitting in his little rock cave watching Ninja Mime!
Yeah, and fanboying like a kid, owning all the merch available and stuff!
Tremor is cutie
I like this one:
Scorpion : do you sell ice cream?
Sub zero : no only death
Scorpion : I WANT A ICE CREAM !
😂😂😂😂
TnukiGames It was an April Fools vid that honestly should have been in the game
Cassie Cage: You've seen a lot in your day? Kotal Kahn: I have survived many battles! Cassie Cage: Then you know of the b**ch slap.
Wehavemanymorebutinfinitytinesinfinity
Wow how many souls did you take?
10,000
OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!
He only took 1, which is Eminem
Ermac is made up of millions of souls
Mine
4:50
"Is this Jack from school?"
"No this is Patrick"
?
@@animationman7772 the message in the top left. the Patrick part is a SpongeBob reference
Johnny: Your holiness.
Raiden: This is not the time for levity.
Johnny: Good because I can't fly.
I literally had to pause the video. That line was golden.
Kung Lao: "Why are you here, Cage?"
Johnny: "To tell you Zorro's mom wants your hat back."
Kung Lao: "Any hope for mercy is lost."
LOL at Johnny's quote against Lao. XD Really funny.
“What’s that on your fa- OUUUUUUGH”
I'm being harassed by a toaster.-Cassie
omfg this made me stop breathing for a second xD
SirIzaiah HumbleCat when??
Personally, I don’t find it funny until Triborg says “You will be incinerated”
Kitana- what you wouldn't do for money?
Kano- i'll do u for free 😂
I would too
Hehe
👺
@ZGJ Gaming I'd go all The way 😈😎
he's such a creep
12:50 -- Haha Johnny Cage's reaction to seeing Leatherface's face is the best! LOL!!
What’s that on your fa oooogh
@@arandomperson3189 best advice *ROUNS!*
Wrong second
12:52
@@animationman7772 Oh yeah, that’s weird. LoL thanks
We are many more... *_WE ARE MANY MORE TIMES INFINITY PLUS INFINITY NO TAKE BACKS_*
big central the best one
Plus infinity times infinity*
Wow didn’t know Ermac had a sense of humour.
lmao XD
No pay backs
Only real mortal kombat fans would know what Johnny meant when he said "don't you owe me a pair of glasses?"
Not really... every 90s kid knows about that shit movie
1995 movie Mortal Kombat, also when he says "hit it for a fall goro" at 4:40
@@Sean-no3zv Shit movie? We're talking about the first one, not Annihilation. That movie was pretty well received and minus the weird attempt with Reptile was a pretty great movie for its time.
Buzz Storm-37 lol yeaa
@@shadowproductions969 it was good for it's time when cgi was at its minimum
9:57 when your best friend thinks your dad is hot.
Same
Same
In her defense, Johnny Cage is a catch 😂😂😂
stOP IT
STAHP IT!!!
Johnny: "Fifty bucks says I win."
Raiden: "I do not wager money."
"Then I get to wear your hat."
🤣🤣
Such a funny line
Did he?
I loved it how Johnny knew that Mileena is sleeping with Baraka XD
Lei Bandojo im surprised that Johnny didn't mention that Mileena made Scorpion a teddy bear
Well she's half tarkatan...
He's just joking, he didn't know it's a thing
Bogyman Noobman Why is her mouth like barakas
Mikasa Akerman because she's like him
11:21 Swedish accent Loool
7:15 ehh.. Say that again please
We are many more infinity Times infinity no take backs
We are many time infinity plus infinity no take backs.
He said we are many more plus infinity times no take backs
Triborg:I am Triborg human
Johnny: more like fail-borg
Triborg:pun detected Eradicate
‘You degrade me and pregnant whales.” LOL
Takeda: I never considered you an enemy.
Kitana: I never considered you at all.
Takeda: :’(
Edit:
Jacqui: Joke’s on you I’m into that shit!
My 4th grade love story
@@LieutenantByrd LMAOOOO
"Now THAT'S just hurtful"
"Pun detected, Eradicate"
Lol Triborg hates Puns
Johnny Cage: Taquito
Takeda: It's Takeda
Johnny Cage: Great, now I'm hungry
11:21 "Ooh you like the tasty fish, yea for sure" 😂😂
I kind of want one interaction to be like:
"Who are you?"
"I don't know."
And that's it.
Or a mirror like "Who are you"
"I'm you!"
"I never realized I'm one ugly motherfucker"
That's pretty much more of Jason's interactions.
Kinda a bummer.
But for real... Is this Jack from school?
HERE I AM
Go away spammers, do not comment here.
That Ruined the One at 4:51
Hugh Anus
Hugh Janus No, this is Patrick.
Kitana: You totally slept with him, didn't 'cha?
Plus anything with the Cages.
M : Repulsive human.
J : Sleeping with Baracus is repulsive.
M : Who told you this ?!?!
I cant breathe ahahhaa
She also slept with Reiko and.....Goro, which is certainly impressive enough to put on your resume.
@@catchingzs2600 i suspected baraka but when did she fuck reiko and goro?
@@savagedaclown8071 the question is who the fuck would sleep with goro? he wouldn't take up the entire bed, but the entire fucking room
@@thekiwi7405 no no no the entire fucking hallway
She sleeps with Tanya now
I have some suggestions: Triborg: "We are Triborg!" Johnny Cage: "Doborg or donotborg. There is no Triborg." Triborg: "Your death will be better than any movie..." Cassie Cage: 'Triborg." Triborg: "Enemy energy signature identified: Johnny Cage." Cassie: "Triagainborg, I'm his daughter."
Dem puns tho...
"Pun detected. Eradicate."
Johnny Cage: Whaddaya see in my head?
Takeda: Looks like an empty room.
Johnny Cage: Alright, I walked into that.
"Talk to me."
"Is This Jack From School?"
Has anyone else noticed that a lot of these fights could have been avoided if it wasn't for their big mouths?
But then there wouldn't be Kombat
Donovan Mejia especially tekeda and Jax
I’m surprised that nobody talked about the predator reference used from Bo’ Rai Cho
@@ButcherGrindslam XD
What’s the reference? I haven’t seen many of the Predator films.
I never thought I’d hear Bo’ Rai Cho spew out profanity.
@@ShadowStar-wo8vi look at Predator's Face
@@ShadowStar-wo8vi In the first Predator film, Arnie calls the Predator 'one ugly motherfucker'
I like this Cassie more than the one in mk11
She's much more of a smartass in this one. MK11 she tries to be but doesn't come out as well.
kenshi is a savage XD
kenshi is love kenshi is life
LøcalDreamer hahahahah
Ermac crocodile Dundee
Ermac, you need to step up roasting your game.
Jonny cage. The new king of roasts
PokeVids4U & more who was the original roast King?
Sebastian Holzknecht wait my phone says that? Fuck I meant "the king of roasts" but without the new-
With Cassie Cage being his worthy heiress.
Better the cage family