That Sylvester Stallone impersonation is spot-on. I wish you could tell the whole movie like that. Especially that line "paper or plastic." Had me rolling!
Fun Fact: the director of this film, George P. Cosmatos, also directed “Tombstone” (1993); and his son, Panos Cosmatos, directed the Nic Cage movie “Mandy” (2018).
I remember reading in a IMDB forum years ago that Cobra was Stallone’s response to Beverly Hills Cop. From what I can remember the studio approached Stallone to star in Beverly Hills Cop. He read the script and wanted it to be much darker and leave out the comedic parts. When the studio wouldn’t budge he told him he wasn’t interested. Cobra was born from his ideas he had for Beverly Hills Cop. I don’t know if it’s true but if it is, it’s a interesting story.
Beverly Hills Cop: The Night Shift… Note: The preceding title pitch is in no way endorsed by FNAF, though that would make an interesting crossover setup premise…
I sent this to my husband because of that scene. I love him to pieces but 🤢🤢🤢🤢 the dude eats fish with ketchup, for Pete's sake! And he doesn't dip, he scoops.
@@Obironnkenobi They did Over the Top on patreon like a year or so ago! Judge Dredd and Demolition Man are the other Stallone movies they've done. Damn, just realised the Demolition Man highlights video isn't on youtube anymore, that was one of the best.
He’s also one of the punks in the first Terminator movie alongside Bill Paxton and that other dude whose career went nowhere. He’s the one who gets his heart ripped out by Arnie.
8:50 weird feeling coz i was JUST watching their hitman playthru where they were talking about an upside-down triangle hanging between the mountains that was really a conference room XD
In prep for working a retail job on Black Friday I’ve been feeling pretty shitty but man... this video made it all worth while! I’ve never laughed so hard! 😂😄🤣
I had this whole thing downloaded for my road trip and I have got to say it has saved me from being tired! You guys keep it up and love this funny ass shit!
I've been a longtime fan of yours since the days of the mighty putty. And i gotta say, it's such an awesome thing to see that y'all are doing well and thriving. Now, this has to be one of my favorite dubs ever. Someone in the comments was saying you should do more Stallone flicks, of which I agree, but it'd be freaking amazing if y'all did some Seagal stuff, too! (Unless you did and I haven't seen it yet. LOL) Keep it up, fam! :D
Clank Clank
"You're off"
Clank Clank
"Frank, you're off!"
"Uhhh why are they taking you to the hospital?"
"Diabetes"
the Stallone impression’s hilarious
“Fuck you pepsi” 😂
It's a ... small price to pay
"I hate clankin!" "I didnt sign up for the clanking, I signed up for the raping, the Bash'in and the rape'in" PURE genius, and the VOICE is perfect!
Hahahahaha
Me too didnt sign up for the clankin
Bruh I'm srupsied this video is still up with how they're making fun of rape. But I mean I think it's funny asf.
After all, what is clanking but machine rape, which is just another form of bashing..?
@@yourgrandpabillyjohnson1888 I mean comedy is a vehicle to discuss hard topics like that when done right.
That Sylvester Stallone impersonation is spot-on. I wish you could tell the whole movie like that. Especially that line "paper or plastic." Had me rolling!
Damon said that
Fun Fact: the director of this film, George P. Cosmatos, also directed “Tombstone” (1993); and his son, Panos Cosmatos, directed the Nic Cage movie “Mandy” (2018).
Mandy was rad
How tf did the Son acquired a name, that sounds more Greek , than his Dad's
@@NathanielVCatan I think that question was already asked. By you on another account maybe?
He also directed First Blood part 2.
Love Mandy!!
I swear man the 80's and 90's action movies were all about the final boss getting impaled by something.
Like how almost every Disney villain dies by falling 😂
Let off some steam, Bennet.
@@TerraFortunaDesigns Stick around.
They also fell from windows
the final boss hahahaha, you need to go outside every once in a while and lay off the games.
"If the birds start to bone out, someone is about to get boned in."
LMFAOOOOOO
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
When you're scrolling thru the comments and come across someone quoting the scene that's currently playing as you're scrolling
I remember reading in a IMDB forum years ago that Cobra was Stallone’s response to Beverly Hills Cop. From what I can remember the studio approached Stallone to star in Beverly Hills Cop. He read the script and wanted it to be much darker and leave out the comedic parts. When the studio wouldn’t budge he told him he wasn’t interested. Cobra was born from his ideas he had for Beverly Hills Cop. I don’t know if it’s true but if it is, it’s a interesting story.
I heard the same thing. He definitely wanted Beverly Hills Cop to be more of an action movie.
Beverly Hills Cop: The Night Shift…
Note: The preceding title pitch is in no way endorsed by FNAF, though that would make an interesting crossover setup premise…
I think it was also supposed to be a series like Dirty Harry.
"To be honest, every time I see ya.... I want a Snickers Bar
It had me laughing 😂😂😂
I keep coming back here and watching this at least once a week. The line “Could you... sign my snickers bar?” kills me every single time.
These potatoes are in the way of my ketchup xD
She wanted some fries with her ketchup.😜🍅🍟
I sent this to my husband because of that scene. I love him to pieces but 🤢🤢🤢🤢 the dude eats fish with ketchup, for Pete's sake! And he doesn't dip, he scoops.
Hospitals in 70's and 80's movies had closing hours,lol
Not just then. Remember the Godfather? When Mike showed up it was just a single nurse on duty.
"Anyone walks with the mouth open like that, you know to steer clear of them"
Thats solid advice 💯 😂🤣
The breathing sound Justin makes for the shooter at 2:32 cracks me up every single time.
That ketchup part killed me XD
These guys turn everything into the naked gun and I'm here for it.❤️
keep doing more of these commentaries, I like em
I haven't laughed so much in a long, loooooooooooooong time. i literally had tears in my eyes. you guys rock!
The clank clank. Reminded me of "clamps" from futurama.
"Is this Soup" that got me good
"Awesome, I'm 50."
This was one of the funniest ones, do more with Stallone.
Bert Macklin They should do “Stop, Or My Mom Will Shoot!”
No. It has to be Over the Top
@@Obironnkenobi They did Over the Top on patreon like a year or so ago! Judge Dredd and Demolition Man are the other Stallone movies they've done. Damn, just realised the Demolition Man highlights video isn't on youtube anymore, that was one of the best.
@@AfferbeckBeats no it's still on
do Rocky next
"You told me to meet ya here..."
"....Fuck he's so cool!" 😂😂😂
Just realized because I was watching your dubs back to back that the creepy guy is Shao Khan, that chiseled FACE!
He’s also one of the punks in the first Terminator movie alongside Bill Paxton and that other dude whose career went nowhere. He’s the one who gets his heart ripped out by Arnie.
Stallone impression is spot on!
Get back in there and get me a confession, Cobra!!
"attention all customers. we got a spill on aisle 7"
"We got a broken piece of shit on aisle-"
😂
4:32 "paper or plastic?" fucking EXCELLENT
Fuck me I having laughed so much at the cartoon artist impression, so accurate 😂
19:42 - I like they can't even think of a joke that's so fucking violent! 🤣🤣
8:50 weird feeling coz i was JUST watching their hitman playthru where they were talking about an upside-down triangle hanging between the mountains that was really a conference room XD
These guys NEED to do Total Recall 🤣
They did and it was taken down for copyright. Still available on patreon though. It is so damn funny it is my favorite one
These commentary highlights have me in tears. Seriously guys, thank you for all the fantastic content.
Punished Stallone
You are always a first commentator
Dude I'm seeing you everywhere.
Omfg it's so obvious.
Flame of Udun "I'm already a demon, Creed"
Venom Stallone
Take a shot every time they say "rape".
Dead
ComiXProvider FTW_02 Damn, hope you didn’t get alcohol poisoning
ComiXProvider FTW_02 you'd be dead first 5 minutes
Fuck instant alcohol poisoning lol
No thanks, i choose life.
Can you sign my snickers bar got me rolling
Dude, you made me cry laughing. Too bad i can't watch it again for the first time
“I feel like a hospital will be full of people all night long”. Guess you guys need to do Halloween II from 1981 at some point.
In prep for working a retail job on Black Friday I’ve been feeling pretty shitty but man... this video made it all worth while! I’ve never laughed so hard! 😂😄🤣
Oh cobra fancy seeing you here
You TOLD me to meet you here
🤣🤣🤣🤣
ahh yes the one and only jaboody dubs
Alex bro but but, there is more than one person?
Wonder how tall Sly's elevator shoes were when he had to stand next to Brigitte?
5'1
80s hot... I remember that. The chick from mannequin and big trouble in kittle china was 80s hot
Like it was a movie, I pop on these dubs from time to time. I've watched the movie Cobra only once but I've watched this dub like 10 times.
"Look how lame everyone else looks now"🤣
I love the old black man voice its the best!
You know you're a bad ass when you holster your gun down the front of your pants
I had this whole thing downloaded for my road trip and I have got to say it has saved me from being tired! You guys keep it up and love this funny ass shit!
"each one killed the man"
idk why but that cracks me up
You need to invite self proclaimed Cobra expert Adam Carolla to lecture you for the next 8 hours on the films nuances.
14:20 “Yep, definitely could use a little more ketchup.”
Lol there was no ketchup at all 😂😂😂
The Stallone voice sounds so much like duke nukem it cracked me up so much😂
Is no one going to comment on how incredibly athletic that middle-aged woman at 2:03 is?
Jack Louw lol I read that at EXACTLY 203
where the actual fuck did you get middle aged woman from that camera angle
“Oooooo! Oooooo! My Kobra is spitting up!” 16:52
Man whoever is doing that stallone impression is cracking me up
Thanks for renting a theater every week and recording this!
While y'all laughing, blood in the "produce" section would be .. cross contamination during the supermarket scene LMAO
"Bitch, go around! I can't understand you!"🤣🤣🤣
The ketchup scene is such a classic
"Someone's singing over there?'' 🤨
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA OMG that had me crying, imagining some guy just singing in the next room while they had sex!😂😂😂
I watch this way too much lmfao love you guys
I keep sharing these whenever they come out. Such a good series and you guys deserve more views for sure
You gotta dub Tango and Cash
Zane Gallagher Fuck yea. Kurt Russell and Stalone lmao. That movie is good too!
Agreed
Or what about stop or my mom will shoot
Dub Stop or My Mom Will Shoot
Yeah either that or Demolition Man
13:54 no wonder why there's never any ketchup left at the table whenever I go to a restaurant
Baby Rob Schneider?! Amazing lol
I absolutely lost it all at the ketchup scene.
I'm crying through all of these! Hysterical!
You guys are awesome. I watch these over and over.
This is easily one of the best dubs you guys have ever done.
I watch these dubs every morning while I drop a deuce before work.
9:11 "Holy shit! That looks just like beloved character actor, Brian Thompson!!!"
‘cuz it is.
“Looks like a tom and Jerry cartoon” lmao I fucking lost it! 😂
I made the mistake of eating while watching this. Laughing so fucking hard right now lmao
"Cobra venom" had me THIS CLOSE to spraying water out my nose 🤣🤣🤣
I just realized that the bad guy from Dirty Harry and the guy who played Clint Eastwood's partner in that movie are in this movie.
“Love me a broad-shouldered woman”
-dude from the 80s
It was about making the waist look smaller by broadening the shoulders.
Never stop doing these highlights! More!
YA BABY!
YA BOO BEY
BIRD UP
"You a'wais tawk with youw mouth fuw it's DIS RESPEC TWUL!"
Iv not laughed like this in ages. I needed thst. Thanks guys. Legends
"cant you ask me a question first, why you gettin all grabby and shit?" DED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
well at least youtube hasnt taken these down... yet! BRING BACK JABOODY STUDIOS RUclips!
Dude. This movie should have been called "Excessive Force" lol
I literally laughed so hard, I shat my self
You've just dumped two mags of .45ACP and then you stick the gun barrel down the front of your pants... oh... no....
I love how Cobra has a Jatimatic, good ol' finnish craftsmenship.
Hospital scene gave off Halloween 2 vibes. Halloween would be a fun movie to do
no cans of coor's light were harmed in the making of this movie
HE SHOT MY COUPONS!
I've been a longtime fan of yours since the days of the mighty putty. And i gotta say, it's such an awesome thing to see that y'all are doing well and thriving. Now, this has to be one of my favorite dubs ever. Someone in the comments was saying you should do more Stallone flicks, of which I agree, but it'd be freaking amazing if y'all did some Seagal stuff, too! (Unless you did and I haven't seen it yet. LOL) Keep it up, fam! :D
Jesus fuck ever since demolition man I was waring for more stallone. You guys are legends😂😂😂
There's more coming. Lets just say it will be OVER THE TOP
There was a distinct lack of BARELLS A SEE FAWW
Honestly everyone hates this movie but I was thoroughly entertained
I'm face deep in a Cobb salad!!
THE MAN THAT WAS CHASING THE GIRL IN THE HOSPITAL PLAYED SHAO KAHN IN THE MORTAL KOMBAT ANNIHILATION FILM.
Love getting high and watching these
Sugar Wolf I like your fursona.
Yeah haha it makes it so much funnier
As a graduate of DARE in elementary school I must report you to authorities! Don't be mad. You did it to yourself smoking that first joint lol
The way that guy drinks his Coke kills me
I love when 90s movies show the same shootout scene 8 times
God damn I laughed so hard when he busted out that fucking drawing.😂😂😂
I keep rewatching this. Got damn you boys are funny.
i'm fucking crying. you guys are the absolute best.
Really enjoyed that. One of my favorite Stallone films. Thank you!
“You blew up an entire BLOCK!” 😂