"In this house, everyone carries his own weight." Long awkward silence. "Too easy." You know this show was great when they make fat jokes for six seasons, and they're still funny. R.I.P. James Avery.
@@soysamir100 yep he's ok with making fat jokes at someone for six years but 1 joke about his bald wife and it's time to throw hands lol. I know it was a long time ago and I guess he feels he was just defending his wife but still it seems like he can dish out jokes but can't take them.
One of my favorites is when Uncle Phil is describing Judge Roberts. Phil: I never would have made it through law school without him. Will: What he do, have the halls widened?
One of my favorites: Uncle Phil: What is wrong with you people? I weighed the same weight as I did in high school! Will: Yeah, if you add up all four years
Especially because Uncle Phil looks like such a classy, dignified gentleman. Even holding him and a professional wrestler in the same thought is hard to do without cracking up.
“Man is starving when do we eat here?” “We eat here later, you eat here never” “Looks like you eat here often”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 look how Uncle Phil was smiling as he lifted Jas up from the couch lol
Sudhir Jain He once played the voice of the late great Junkyard Dog on Hulk Hogan's Rock N Wrestling for CBS Saturday Mornings During the 85/86 Season long before he was the Shredder and Uncle Phil
My favorite episode was when they were in an elevator and Will says "you the man Uncle Phil, you the man" and then the elevator stops breaks down and Will says "you the big man that broke the elevator" lol
lool, so funny. "I am going to go into the kitchen to get a snack and when I come back, you'd better be gone." "Well I guess I've got plenty of time then". ^ That was my favourite part :P
I was hoping to hear (I forgot): "The doctor said Phil might have Dunlap syndrome Ashley: "Dunlap syndrome? Whats that?" Will: "It means his belly dunlapped over his belt!" LOL
It's the funny thing about the Fresh Prince, the jokes are kind of obvious but the way they're told just makes them a load more funnier, I need to find out if the writers ever did any more work after the Fresh Prince because those guys are brilliant!
Phil: Pretty soon Carlton you will soon find place in my seat. Will: Hey Carlton, if you have trouble finding his seat, just look for the one with all the LEGS BENT OUT.
1:05 a classic bit that makes me lol 1:54 wen uncle phil swims iz funny and the fun carries on all the way 2 the end.. thnx 4 da upload sum sensational stuff...
My personal favourite (it's not shown here) was after Uncle Phil's heart attack and when he was discharged from the hospital he came home, entered through the kitchen door and said "I missed this house.", to which Will responded "I think what you really missed was this kitchen.".
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"In this house, everyone carries his own weight."
Long awkward silence.
"Too easy."
You know this show was great when they make fat jokes for six seasons, and they're still funny.
R.I.P. James Avery.
Hope to see jada in GI JANE...no pls mr. Smith, dont slap me, sorry u.u
@@soysamir100 sounds like you want to get slapped. This isn’t pleasure island.
@@soysamir100 yep he's ok with making fat jokes at someone for six years but 1 joke about his bald wife and it's time to throw hands lol. I know it was a long time ago and I guess he feels he was just defending his wife but still it seems like he can dish out jokes but can't take them.
@@lamontyaboy718the jokes were in a show which is fake some of us know jada controlling asf..
But the jokes towards Carlton because of his height were simply rude
We eat here later, you eat here never.... Looks like you eat here often lmao!! Its hilarious how they always throw jazz lol R. I. P uncle Phil
Dashie Dahomie same
AAHHH
@@dashiedahomie8437 😅🤦🏾♂️
I love how they always used the exact same clip instead of reshooting it (that's why jazz always has the same shirt on when he's thrown out)
🤣🤣🤣
Jeffrey Fetch me my tools. You mean your knife and fork Sir! that was the best fat joke of fresh prince
"That man's on thin Ice."
"I'll alert the fish."
Rrun, Jeffrey, fetch Jeffrey....
The best!
Same!! I will never forget that joke too damn funny!
It’s Geoffrey stupid people
when Jazz dies there's just gonna be a dozen clips of that nigga flying out the front door.
They'll dig a 6foot hole, and have stock footage of his corpse being ejected from his casket into the ground.
And that one where he suddenly developed the strength of 1000 men and threw Uncle Phil out the front door.
One of my favorites is when Uncle Phil is describing Judge Roberts.
Phil: I never would have made it through law school without him.
Will: What he do, have the halls widened?
One of my favorites:
Uncle Phil: What is wrong with you people? I weighed the same weight as I did in high school!
Will: Yeah, if you add up all four years
The professional wrestler one never gets old. Hahaha
Lol
Add some muscle and James Avery could have the physique of Mark Henry
could be an injoke about Jim playing a wrestler in a cartoon one time in the 80s.
Hope to see jada in GI JANE...no pls mr. Smith, dont slap me, sorry u.u
Especially because Uncle Phil looks like such a classy, dignified gentleman. Even holding him and a professional wrestler in the same thought is hard to do without cracking up.
“The lanes of New York go through me!”
“What that be like a six lane highway?”
This was my favourite for sure
Hope to see jada in GI JANE...no pls mr. Smith, dont slap me, sorry u.u
My favorite one was "EAARRTHHHQUAAAKKEEE!!!!"
Recluse10 mine to
...is the name of a dance and you just did it. *runs while Phil chases*
The one with Phil trying to catch a cricket was funny too. Ngl
"Well Jazz, I'm gonna go into the kitchen for a snack. When I come back, I want you gone."
"Guess I got plenty of time then."
"Too easy" had me dead lmaoo
“Man is starving when do we eat here?”
“We eat here later, you eat here never”
“Looks like you eat here often”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 look how Uncle Phil was smiling as he lifted Jas up from the couch lol
TT 4 he enjoys it
*Jazz
Hope to see jada in GI JANE...no pls mr. Smith, dont slap me, sorry u.u
@@soysamir100 who’s the blonde chick 0:18?
"I'm going to be on you like a shadow"
"Uh Uncle Phil? Wouldn't you be an eclipse rather than a shadow?'
"we eat here later, you eat here never"
......"looks like you eat here often !"
LMAOOOO i love this show
Uncle Phil a professional wrestler 😂😂
Sudhir Jain i would love to see that.
Sudhir Jain He once played the voice of the late great Junkyard Dog on Hulk Hogan's Rock N Wrestling for CBS Saturday Mornings During the 85/86 Season long before he was the Shredder and Uncle Phil
Sid Jain LOLING RN😂😂😂
Sudhir Jain These are professional wrestlers ruclips.net/video/8NMZ6TUZQvE/видео.html
"Apologies I was misquoted"
My favorite episode was when they were in an elevator and Will says "you the man Uncle Phil, you the man" and then the elevator stops breaks down and Will says "you the big man that broke the elevator" lol
I also like that episode when Will tells Jazz Uncle Phil must've had that reoccurring nightmare where he misses a meal.
You forgot the moment when jazz said “my tubby judicial brother!”
Nowadays many people are too sensitive and easily offended so they'd never be allowed to air these jokes!
oooh19 Um, they still make these jokes today
Thunder Goku the original poster is an idiot lmfao
Ikr it’s annoying
It was funny back then, now it’s just plain mean
@@mannyoommen2768 because now people are too sensitive. thank God i was born in the early 80's so i was able to enjoy life before the 2010's arrived
lool, so funny.
"I am going to go into the kitchen to get a snack and when I come back, you'd better be gone."
"Well I guess I've got plenty of time then".
^ That was my favourite part :P
Hope to see jada in GI JANE...no pls mr. Smith, dont slap me, sorry u.u
"You the man, Uncle Phil! You the man!"
(Elevator suddenly stops)
"You the BIG man that broke the elevator."
Jefferey: Your uncle has done something that I have never seem him do in 30 years I've been here
Will: What?? A SIT UP??!!
The Uncle Phil jokes are classics and always funny lol
"We eat here later, you eat here never."
"Looks like you eat here often!"
It should have been "Looks like you eat here ALWAYS!" 🤣🤣🤣
I love the one where Uncle Phil is dancing by the baby carriage, when Will comes down yelling "EARTHQUAKE!!!!" Lol.
looks like you eat here often. AAAHHH!!
Too easy
Fresher than will Smith and uncle phil too! RIP Uncle phil..
I was hoping to hear
(I forgot): "The doctor said Phil might have Dunlap syndrome
Ashley: "Dunlap syndrome? Whats that?"
Will: "It means his belly dunlapped over his belt!"
LOL
my fav one.
Uncle phil: in this house everyone carries their own weight.
Guy: too easy lool
That’s is friend from philly ice tray
Will: "Hey hey hey!! I smell something greasy".
Uncle Phil: "Too easy".
Phil: "I weighed the same in high school" Will: Yeah if you add up all four years lol
@@christophernicholson20 Dr. Hoover: Impressive. You must've been quite an athlete in your "thinner" days
0:25 Hillary's hair 😍😍
1:44 "ouch run for cover dad!" "where's he gonna hide?" LOL
0:49 is that Don Cheadle?
War Machine hung out with Deadshot & Shredder. Small world ain't it
2013venjix I just got that lol
@Kam Mike it is?
Steve Vigilante it’s don cheadle
nah is war machine, yes it’s Don Cheadle!
And will makes fun of baldness. Kind of ironic since Chris Rock slap incident
R.I.P. James Avery
(Satan climbs a ladder made of razor blades to get a good look at heaven for a few seconds every once in awhile)
God:James!
This was one of the best tv shows of my childhood and always made me want to have an Uncle Phil of my own, RIP James Avery, you'll be forever missed x
"we eat here later, you eat here never"
"looks like you eat here often"
LOLOLOLOL!! CLASSIC!!
It's the funny thing about the Fresh Prince, the jokes are kind of obvious but the way they're told just makes them a load more funnier, I need to find out if the writers ever did any more work after the Fresh Prince because those guys are brilliant!
The actors are or were - RIP James- comedic geniuses!
Rofl..... Where he Gone Hide At.
I Was Cryin Laughin.
How could you forget “If that’s a groove, the Grand Canyon’s a ditch”.
Uncle Shredder made turtle soup for 36 people
"That's not Nell Carter that's my father" lmao
Jazz getting thrown out was always my favourite part 😂
"well jazz ima go into the kitchen for a snack, when i come back i want you gone"
looks like i've got plenty of time
rofl
I'm surprised that one didn't get Jazz tossed.
I always loved the scene where Jazz gets literally thrown out of the mansion. Thanks for posting!
Phil: Pretty soon Carlton you will soon find place in my seat.
Will: Hey Carlton, if you have trouble finding his seat, just look for the one with all the LEGS BENT OUT.
Geoffrey's fat jokes about Phil were the funniest.
Uh oh everyone out of the pool lol
"All of this is My Uncle Phil" I love that part.
"Jazz tells me you're a professional wrestler" LMAO
Should include the Kool aid one too
Lmao jazz tells me your professional wrestler
Dammit. They didn't put my favorite one in.
"Will...I will be on you like a shadow."
"A shadow? You're more like an eclipse ain'tcha?"
1:12 while poking his belly *completely owned*
when you hear the sprinklers, you know what's coming!
LOL I love it when phil throws jazz outta the house. its a classic.
In this house, everyone carries his own weight. War Machine: Too easy. Lmao
Cartoon War Machine meets Movie War Machine
1:05
a classic bit that makes me lol
1:54 wen uncle phil swims iz funny and the fun carries on all the way 2 the end..
thnx 4 da upload sum sensational stuff...
Even though I don’t like people who make fat jokes about other people, this was really funny
Great job James Avery uncle Phil👍😊😊
Guess I got plennya time then
I saw all those episodes the 1st time they aired and multiple times in re-runs...still funny as hell!!!
When the lady said he was a professional wrestler and it panned the camera on him looking like Zangief off street fighter, I died 😂 😂😂
All of this is my uncle phil (arms swinging) hahahahaha hilarious!!
Lol Jazz should have said uncle phil was a sumo wresler
0:34 LOL WILL ''ALL OF THIS IS MY UNCLE PHILL!!!'' xD
I've seen this show too many times!!! I actually remembered all the jokes!!!
still the best sitcom on tv
And Mr Banks Jazz tells me you're a professional wrestler. LOL
This is now considered " fat shaming " in 2022. How much life has changed lol
“And Mr. Banks, Jazz tells me you’re a professional wrestler.”
1:05 - 1:21, is one of my fav lines in this show!!!!
AWESOME VIDEO!!!!!!!!!
omg all these jokes made me crack soooo hard!!!!
I just looked up Nell Carter and laughed about 26 years too late! 🤣🤣🤣
the last one was too funny!!!
My personal favourite (it's not shown here) was after Uncle Phil's heart attack and when he was discharged from the hospital he came home, entered through the kitchen door and said "I missed this house.", to which Will responded "I think what you really missed was this kitchen.".
I love how Will says all of this is my Uncle Phil like he's a little kid!!!
"my apologies, i was misquoted" LOL!!!! i love jazz
"im going to the kitchen for a snack. when i come back i want u gone."
"looks like i got plenty of time"
I would love to know how many times Jazz was thrown out of the house!!! lol
*large circle arms* "All this is my uncle, Phil."
XD
"We eat here later, you eat here never".
"Looks like you eat here often".
HAHAHA!!! XDDD
Nice vid
0:36 " all this is my uncle Phill " hahahahah HILARIOUS!!!
"im goin 2 the kitchen 4 a snack...and wen i get back i want u gone!"
....
"i guess i got plenty of time" lmao
"and mr.banks jazz tells me your a professional wrestler"
lol especialy at those laughs at the backgrounds.
' all of this is my uncle phil!' HAHAH!
"And Mr. Banks Jazz tells me your a professional wrestler" ...lmao
"we eat here later, you eat here never" ... LOOKS LIKE U EAT HERE OFTEN . LOLL
#All of this is my uncle Phil" Hahaa, hilarious!
fab episodes too good
I luv this show
"and mr. banks jaz tells me youre a professional wrestler."
hahahahahaaa =)
best show + jokes fo sho
Phillip. Geoffrey can you fetch me my tools? Geoffrey. You mean your fork and knife, sir lol. That's my favorite one too
i still watch all the old reruns of fresh prince mainly for uncle phil's rage scenes,still classic today
Great job 😌 😊 👍
I was crying 😢 laughing 😂 at 2:05. My ribs still hurt from laughter.
the best show EVER
I love that line: Looks like you eat here often.
'looks like you eat here often' LOLLL!!!
"Alla this is my uncle Phil." LOLOL!
"All of this is my uncle Phil" LMFAO!!! my fav one
"We eat here later, you eat here never....looks like you eat here often"