17 Times Geoffrey From "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" Did Not Give A S#$%

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  • Move aside, Niles the Butler! (The Nanny)
    When it came to not giving a flying fart, you could count on Geoffrey from "Fresh Prince of Bel Air." Always the witty and sarcastic butler, Geoffrey provided a nice foil for the characters of Uncle Phil and even Will Smith himself. Aside from his banter, Geoffrey was a loyal and caring butler. It was just buried under mountains of disaffection. In any case, here's 17 Times Geoffrey From "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" Did Not Give A S#$%.
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  • @jenniferfairchild2603
    @jenniferfairchild2603 6 лет назад +3692

    "I thought this was your day off."
    "Correct, but you overlooked one fact: I have no life." 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NTed-vg7sy
    @NTed-vg7sy 7 лет назад +7401

    Geoffrey was the most savage character on the show

    • @izzz4
      @izzz4 6 лет назад +71

      N. Ted my favourite character on the show.

    • @CudiZone34
      @CudiZone34 5 лет назад +71

      Agreed, he’s savage & Will is petty lmao

    • @futuregohan4837
      @futuregohan4837 5 лет назад +28

      @@CudiZone34 Will Can Be Savage If Given The Right Retorts

    • @shocknationwrestling2012
      @shocknationwrestling2012 5 лет назад +2

      Facts

    • @FrankWolenczak
      @FrankWolenczak 5 лет назад +34

      Imagine Geoffrey, Sophia and Dorothy together

  • @PolyBiBadger
    @PolyBiBadger 7 лет назад +3879

    "Quite right, sir. You threw him on the lawn, he rolled into the street." 😂😂😂 my favorite part

  • @tiarasbell54
    @tiarasbell54 5 лет назад +3497

    Ashley: “Geoffrey, do you really believe a person can be cursed?”
    Geoffrey: “how do you think I ended up here?”

  • @Revenga3114
    @Revenga3114 5 лет назад +1807

    What about:
    Vivian "That man is on thin ice"
    Geoffrey: "I'll alert the fish"

    • @Slenderslayer351
      @Slenderslayer351 5 лет назад +45

      Ahahahaha Gotta love Geoffrey for saying that

    • @richardwhite3499
      @richardwhite3499 4 года назад +14

      I like that part

    • @ze-panda
      @ze-panda 3 года назад +9

      Yooo🤣😅

    • @Normal1855
      @Normal1855 2 года назад +3

      This one actually made me laugh.🤣

    • @Shanethefilmmaker
      @Shanethefilmmaker Год назад +8

      Nah. The best one is this.
      *Dance Instructor:* Shake your groove thing.
      *Geoffrey:* If that's a groove, the Grand Canyon's a ditch.

  • @austinsimmons4393
    @austinsimmons4393 7 лет назад +3412

    Philip: Geoffrey go fetch my tools.
    Geoffrey: You mean your knife and fork?
    Just classic! LOL!!!😂

    • @jasonchandler6981
      @jasonchandler6981 7 лет назад +86

      When I first heard that, I couldn't breathe for an hour. XD

    • @markB.Heffner91
      @markB.Heffner91 6 лет назад +21

      Austin Simmons My Favorite Line of the Video! 😅

    • @lisakinsale7761
      @lisakinsale7761 6 лет назад +22

      I was so done when he said that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @roadblock7801
      @roadblock7801 6 лет назад +10

      That one still has me LMFAO!

    • @noemistephanie93
      @noemistephanie93 5 лет назад +2

      that was my fave line in the video lmao xD

  • @JustinEvitable80
    @JustinEvitable80 7 лет назад +2703

    My favorite was when Geoffrey was on the phone with Phil who was trapped in an elevator.
    Geoffrey: "Mrs. Banks is on the way to the hospital right now."
    Phil: "What? Who drove?"
    Geoffrey: "You are trapped in an elevator, aren't you?"
    Phil: "Yes, I'm trapped in an elevator Geoffrey, now who drove?"
    Geoffrey: "Miss Ashley."
    Phil "What!? How could you be so irresponsible!?"
    (Phil continues to yell while Geoffrey talks over him.)
    Geoffrey: "Yes, I don't know how I could have let that happen, sir. I'm a very bad butler. In fact, I'm going to punish myself. No phone privileges for a week."
    (Hangs up on Phil while he's still yelling.)

    • @jaleesatrevelyan1510
      @jaleesatrevelyan1510 7 лет назад +114

      LMAO! That was awesome.

    • @futuregohan4837
      @futuregohan4837 7 лет назад +22

      LOL I Bet Undertaker Had A Field Day With That

    • @e13kid
      @e13kid 7 лет назад +7

      What episode is that??

    • @raphaeljoseph6952
      @raphaeljoseph6952 6 лет назад +8

      e13kid when Vivian was about to give birth, in season three I think

    • @hamiltonfan3252
      @hamiltonfan3252 6 лет назад +19

      How has he not been fired yet?

  • @ninjagregshow9423
    @ninjagregshow9423 7 лет назад +1630

    it's the law of fresh Prince, Will says or does something stupid/funny, Carlton suffers for it, uncle Phil gets angry and Geoffrey does or says something that should get get him fired

    • @kojr9935
      @kojr9935 7 лет назад +70

      Pretty much

    • @letseatgrandpa2905
      @letseatgrandpa2905 6 лет назад +88

      Ninja Greg Show you just summed up the whole series lol

    • @noemistephanie93
      @noemistephanie93 6 лет назад +8

      Lol true!

    • @BuckingBadger
      @BuckingBadger 6 лет назад +131

      You forgot Jazz getting thrown out of the house

    • @Peagaporto
      @Peagaporto 6 лет назад +101

      And hillary misunderstading the whole conversation

  • @setiapratamadupi
    @setiapratamadupi 5 лет назад +777

    G: "When I went to university, I mostly spent my time studying."
    W: "Yeah, look at ya now G."

    • @b.lonewolf417
      @b.lonewolf417 4 года назад +96

      Geoffrey's great, but Will totally won that round!

    • @pieflinger42069
      @pieflinger42069 4 года назад +63

      G: Touchè Have you seen Murder She Wrote last night?
      W: Uh no
      G: Watch your back

    • @pieflinger42069
      @pieflinger42069 4 года назад

      @@C.Sault04 I forgot

    • @smill1985
      @smill1985 4 года назад +6

      @@C.Sault04 It's the episode where Will, Carlton, and Jazz end up at that one gas station/diner on their way to visit colleges. Riddick Bowe is in it, too. Near the end of Season 3.

  • @cringycook9597
    @cringycook9597 3 года назад +201

    As you get older you start to appreciate Geoffrey's humour even more.

    • @cringycook9597
      @cringycook9597 Год назад +4

      @@ezyreap eh yeah I got his sarcasm but when you're older it feels more accomplished

  • @Muppet160
    @Muppet160 7 лет назад +921

    " if you mean something fast and cheap then yes" LOL!!

    • @dude2499
      @dude2499 6 лет назад +32

      911? Yes I’d like to report a murder

    • @AcornSmokes420
      @AcornSmokes420 6 лет назад +19

      Damn that was a slut diss lmao

    • @Jacquoribraddock
      @Jacquoribraddock 5 лет назад +4

      The fact he say it with a smile makes it hilarious

    • @Al.j.Vasquez
      @Al.j.Vasquez 5 лет назад +15

      That was the best, it wasn't a roast, it was a cremation.

    • @allmightoneforall1338
      @allmightoneforall1338 5 лет назад +2

      @@Al.j.Vasquez real shit😂😂😂

  • @Auditofthesouthwest
    @Auditofthesouthwest 6 лет назад +1018

    Uncle Phill: Jeffery go fetch my tools
    Jeffrey: you mean your knife and fork
    💀💀💀

    • @IYushy
      @IYushy 6 лет назад +2

      Spelt it wrong

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 4 года назад +7

      *GEOFFREY**

    • @TrangDB9
      @TrangDB9 4 года назад +7

      @@aleksandarvil5718 exactly, that's why Will calls him G

    • @alkahinat4558
      @alkahinat4558 3 года назад

      **is floored**

    • @gg784
      @gg784 3 года назад

      😂🤣

  • @kbcontsance1989
    @kbcontsance1989 7 лет назад +2773

    He invented roasting

    • @Pikachu2Ash
      @Pikachu2Ash 6 лет назад +42

      K BContsance Actually they would have called it a "sick burn" but honestly both terms are not the same anyways.

    • @dandelion1469
      @dandelion1469 6 лет назад +29

      I actually liked niles from the nanny's roasting better

    • @seandenny3026
      @seandenny3026 6 лет назад +14

      If you like roasting, watch the Dean Martin roasts.

    • @DatGrA2b
      @DatGrA2b 6 лет назад +9

      He was good but decades late roasting in tv shows go back to the 50s

    • @mikex3578
      @mikex3578 6 лет назад +20

      He was good but he ain't got nuthin' on Florence from The Jefferson's. Now SHE use to get in George Jefferson's ass! Lol

  • @CommisarHood
    @CommisarHood 5 лет назад +903

    "Shake your groove thing."
    "If that's a groove the Grand Canyon's a ditch."

  • @visionarybrushstroker7694
    @visionarybrushstroker7694 3 года назад +268

    “I went to boarding school.....then I went to therapy” 😭😭😭

    • @ItsHailee7
      @ItsHailee7 2 года назад +3

      That's my favorite one.

    • @Enterprise-D666
      @Enterprise-D666 Год назад +3

      Who asked you? Get my lunch!

    • @indigogirl5172
      @indigogirl5172 Год назад +2

      Such a true true statement, this is common. Geoffrey did not tell no lies😂

    • @michaelnally2841
      @michaelnally2841 Год назад +3

      @@Enterprise-D666 right away sir….. man has a tapeworm

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo 3 месяца назад +1

      There's an entire generation of English authors who manage to mention how horrific boarding school is, usually in novels that have nothing to do with boarding school.
      Geoffrey was not alone.

  • @professorhineschoice
    @professorhineschoice 7 лет назад +1514

    What about when Viv's sisters were in the kitchen...
    Will's Mom: "Which of us is more desirable?"
    Geoffrey: "It's a tie... you both lose"
    LOLOL!

  • @JRob594
    @JRob594 7 лет назад +746

    Geoffrey was the king of sarcasm..he literally stole the show 😂😂😂

    • @horizontoday7874
      @horizontoday7874 7 лет назад +15

      joseph robinson He was the Florence of The Fresh Prince

    • @JanuaryKidd90
      @JanuaryKidd90 Год назад

      @@horizontoday7874 true lol

    • @varunsrinidhi4747
      @varunsrinidhi4747 6 месяцев назад

      Perhaps him and Chandler Bing should have a sarcasm battle. That would be quite a hoot.

  • @siresorb1419
    @siresorb1419 6 лет назад +2740

    How he didn't get fired is God's greatest gift to us all.

    • @ashtonluther7326
      @ashtonluther7326 4 года назад +62

      Hate to ruin it for you, but he's an actor. That's why.

    • @jcyoung5854
      @jcyoung5854 4 года назад +277

      @@ashtonluther7326 he meant the character

    • @cnn787-i9e
      @cnn787-i9e 4 года назад +43

      Uncle Phil wanted G

    • @sankhawkulathantille
      @sankhawkulathantille 4 года назад +270

      Long time proven loyalty and reliability can get you many perks in any profession. G was extremely good at what he did and had a hand in raising both Hillary and Carlton.

    • @HeyMyLifeIsLibby
      @HeyMyLifeIsLibby 4 года назад +149

      Simple. This family would’ve died without him.

  • @LFPman
    @LFPman 4 года назад +1118

    The fact Geoffrey wasn’t fired due to his amounts of sarcasm if this was reality is beyond me

    • @noisemarine561
      @noisemarine561 4 года назад +190

      I think the family enjoyed his sarcasm

    • @LFPman
      @LFPman 4 года назад +28

      @Noise Marine to an extent we should say

    • @isaiaharmand8841
      @isaiaharmand8841 3 года назад +105

      Because they literally couldn't have gotten a better Butler he did All the important and Nesscary things that was needed

    • @justepic5012
      @justepic5012 3 года назад +20

      Uncle phill used to threaten him with hi job 😂😂

    • @regworld1167
      @regworld1167 3 года назад +21

      The yanks do not understand sarcasm, so most of it went over their heads....

  • @juliannalago7649
    @juliannalago7649 4 года назад +468

    “Run, Geoffrey. Fetch, Geoffrey. Perhaps you’d like for me to catch a frisbee with my teeth.”

  • @TheTradge
    @TheTradge 7 лет назад +2560

    What about:
    Carlton "Geoffrey I'm famished, make me a sandwich"
    Geoffrey: "Certainly" *places bread on his head* "There, now you're a sandwich!"

    • @cryingclown83
      @cryingclown83 7 лет назад +51

      I think you found the word that sums up Geoffrey PERFECTLY.

    • @micnamalahan
      @micnamalahan 7 лет назад +28

      TheTradge "I quit"

    • @taimak123
      @taimak123 7 лет назад +29

      the line's actually
      Carlton: hey G, would you make me a sandwich?
      Geoffrey: But of course! (places bread on his head) Now you're a sandwich!

    • @TheTradge
      @TheTradge 7 лет назад +14

      Was it REALLY necessary to waste your time correcting me with the exact quote? You know the quote, who cares if it isn't word for word...

    • @taimak123
      @taimak123 7 лет назад +15

      You know you really need a woman Tradge

  • @thatbrownguy994
    @thatbrownguy994 7 лет назад +233

    The one butler that doesn't give a fuck. Lol God I love his character

    • @alliswonderlain2595
      @alliswonderlain2595 7 лет назад +18

      Miles from The Nanny
      Your argument is invalid

    • @AussieItalian1993
      @AussieItalian1993 7 лет назад +2

      Alchroniel Point made but his name is actually Niles

    • @purvipatel6841
      @purvipatel6841 7 лет назад +2

      Rougamaru would have loved to see that!

    • @rampablo100
      @rampablo100 7 лет назад +7

      U don't know Niles my friend

    • @zattisq3395
      @zattisq3395 7 лет назад +3

      Now I'm thinking of Alfred.

  • @maxfranklinmeans
    @maxfranklinmeans 5 лет назад +333

    "If that's a groove, the Grand Canyon's a ditch." CLASSIC LOL 😂😂😂

  • @nitro8611
    @nitro8611 4 года назад +1722

    "He was looking at me like my legs were Colonel Sanders, weren't he Geoffrey?"
    "If you mean something fast and cheap, yes."
    *SAVAGE: 100*

    • @letaviabryant8599
      @letaviabryant8599 4 года назад +9

      Lol

    • @AkitakUzu
      @AkitakUzu 4 года назад +2

      Hahahahahaha

    • @TraumaER
      @TraumaER 4 года назад +27

      Can't say that in 2020 now with all the PC bullshit. Wind up getting fired or arrested or called sexist. Those were the days...

    • @kayodetheyoutuber9595
      @kayodetheyoutuber9595 4 года назад +6

      Geofffey is an absolute savage.

    • @greenleaf2988
      @greenleaf2988 4 года назад +5

      @uh wot watch the whole series. Geoffrey was a player and even had a son

  • @tickedoffnow
    @tickedoffnow 5 лет назад +278

    Geoffrey and Niles should've had a show together called Butlers, I never would've missed an episode

    • @MrArtVein
      @MrArtVein 3 года назад +11

      Good idea

    • @domisthebomb09
      @domisthebomb09 2 года назад +9

      Holy shit that's s great idea

    • @ballthemblack
      @ballthemblack 2 года назад +8

      That would have been awesome

    • @davidmoyes7010
      @davidmoyes7010 2 года назад

      Especially if they were gay together.

    • @K37-h1z
      @K37-h1z 2 года назад +2

      Who can I talk to to make this a reality? I'll pay anything

  • @htownborn92
    @htownborn92 7 лет назад +627

    Geoffrey=the master of sneak dissing

    • @futuregohan4837
      @futuregohan4837 7 лет назад +16

      Yep He Sneak Dissed Phil

    • @mrnonsense1031
      @mrnonsense1031 6 лет назад +34

      Geoffrey's insults are about as sneaky as a sledgehammer to the forehead. 😂😂😂

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 5 лет назад +2

      Sneak?

    • @queenstinga3572
      @queenstinga3572 5 лет назад +12

      Sneak my ass. He's blatantly obvious and we love it.

    • @thantrus
      @thantrus 4 года назад

      The original Stealth Bomber

  • @danielhenriksen850
    @danielhenriksen850 7 лет назад +399

    There is another great one. Will tells Geoffrey about his worries, when he`s getting interrupted. "I`m sorry master William, there`s been a terrible misunderstanding. Apparently I`ve given you the impression that I really want to know about it".

    • @Morrighanangel84
      @Morrighanangel84 7 лет назад +15

      Daniel Henriksen I need to use that one in real life! haha

    • @futuregohan4837
      @futuregohan4837 7 лет назад +8

      LOL Will Thought That Geoffrey Had To Be Serious But Actually He Had Been Trolling Him

    • @karelynabbott9639
      @karelynabbott9639 4 года назад +1

      Daniel Henriksen 😂

    • @YourCeeCeeDuelist
      @YourCeeCeeDuelist 4 года назад +1

      yeah that one was also good! i love it!

  • @mathewtallman8767
    @mathewtallman8767 7 лет назад +1398

    the number 1 burn was the best. if that's a groove the grand canyons a ditch

    • @BossANova-xw9qi
      @BossANova-xw9qi 7 лет назад +29

      Mathew Tallman Snapple facts 😂😂😂😂

    • @futuregohan4837
      @futuregohan4837 7 лет назад +20

      The Fact That Geoffrey Said That Made It Hilarious

    • @rpmccrorey6676
      @rpmccrorey6676 7 лет назад +6

      That STILL tickles the hell out of me

    • @eros727
      @eros727 6 лет назад +3

      Mathew Tallman and that's why it's number one

    • @DanMaluchnik
      @DanMaluchnik 6 лет назад +1

      The original roast

  • @ArcadeMarx
    @ArcadeMarx 5 лет назад +273

    geoffry was the best character in the show
    he was the funniest and he represents how every butler in real life feels about their job

    • @PurXion_777
      @PurXion_777 3 года назад +5

      I disagree about... BEST... Character in the show, but the other bit I agree 100%

    • @wselenag45
      @wselenag45 3 года назад +1

      @@PurXion_777 Who was the best to you?

    • @PurXion_777
      @PurXion_777 3 года назад +1

      @@wselenag45 will lol

  • @NGKGMR
    @NGKGMR 4 года назад +342

    "you look great today Jeffrey have you done anything with your hair?"
    "Yes, i stopped pulling it out"
    I literally choked laughing

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 4 года назад +3

      So you actually something the laughter block up your windpipe from the inside?!
      Choking occurs from a physical object, not from a breeze.

    • @NGKGMR
      @NGKGMR 4 года назад

      @@Hellwyck lmao

    • @presidentgreatwhite3093
      @presidentgreatwhite3093 2 года назад

      @@Hellwyckget out 😐👉🚪

  • @taylorgthegenius5672
    @taylorgthegenius5672 7 лет назад +661

    Id pay top dollar to hear a conversation between Geoffrey and Niles from The Nanny.

  • @TexasNightmare210
    @TexasNightmare210 6 лет назад +230

    You missed the rat scene.
    “Where did he go”
    “Over there”
    “Thank you” *walks the other way*

  • @fletcher4family
    @fletcher4family 7 лет назад +953

    "I went to boarding school... Then I needed therapy" XD

    • @synthonaplinth5980
      @synthonaplinth5980 6 лет назад +29

      'Who asked you? Get my lunch....'

    •  5 лет назад +9

      "And then I went to therapy".
      Probably an isocolon, but I'm not really an expert on rhetorical devices.

    • @nickm8810
      @nickm8810 5 лет назад +5

      I legit did and I've seen two consolliers😣

    • @thebeyonders288
      @thebeyonders288 5 лет назад +7

      You’ve forgot one tiny detail,I don’t have a life

  • @jenisarchibald4198
    @jenisarchibald4198 Год назад +23

    My favourite scene with Geoffrey was when he thought he won the lottery. I couldn't get enough of that episode.
    I loved his wit.

    • @gelchert
      @gelchert 4 месяца назад +1

      Especially when he (apparently sincerely) promised to buy Ashley two Mercedes, since she's the only member of the family who's consistently nice to him.

  • @davidoreilly7328
    @davidoreilly7328 3 года назад +45

    “I just don’t wanna work for idiots”
    “You get used to it”
    Lmao

    • @miatodd3236
      @miatodd3236 3 года назад +2

      Omg that's a good one. What episode was that.

    • @davidoreilly7328
      @davidoreilly7328 3 года назад

      @@miatodd3236 I can't remember the name of it for the life of me, but it was the episode where Hilary had gotten a job for the first time

  • @noemistephanie93
    @noemistephanie93 7 лет назад +686

    he shoulda had his own spin off show, he was so hilarious lol

    • @calliecalliej.6431
      @calliecalliej.6431 7 лет назад +10

      noemistephanie93 YES!

    • @rujaywhitehorne5155
      @rujaywhitehorne5155 7 лет назад +2

      I I'll

    • @semiotexting7682
      @semiotexting7682 7 лет назад +19

      There was already one black butler spin off show "Benson". Doing it again would have looked like imitation.

    • @anthonychobot2917
      @anthonychobot2917 7 лет назад

      Semio Texting For The last time im not Benson!!!!!!!!!

    • @pawa303
      @pawa303 7 лет назад +8

      Semio Texting Will actually called Geoffrey 'Benson' many times. Thanks for letting me know what he was referencing.

  • @greenlight8819
    @greenlight8819 7 лет назад +448

    Someone get that damn door!

    • @JSRbowling595
      @JSRbowling595 6 лет назад +8

      "Oh. That would be me." *Rings again* "Alright, alright! I hate this part of the job, it's never for me!!"

  • @jamesanthonygreen4180
    @jamesanthonygreen4180 7 лет назад +464

    I actually loved these lines:
    Uncle Phil: Geoffrey get me my tools.
    Geoffrey: You mean your knife and fork?
    Aunt Vivian: What do we have for our guests?
    Geoffrey: Whatever he hasn't eaten.
    Geoffrey: This vase attracts dust like a magnet. (then drops vase onto the ground) Problem solved.

  • @Karemaker
    @Karemaker 4 года назад +72

    I always liked the relationship between Ashley and Geoffrey. Geoffrey had a soft spot for her.

  • @Kyavata
    @Kyavata 5 лет назад +34

    "The master lives a life of ease, while we live life upon our knees. Waste not your tears, and save your breath, for soon he'll die a violent death." -Geoffrey's poem

  • @younusbendame742
    @younusbendame742 7 лет назад +435

    Most underrated character in the entire Fresh Prince series

    • @Ian-hj4yt
      @Ian-hj4yt 5 лет назад +13

      There are no underrated characters on that show, everyone had their memorable moments

    • @itisfreak
      @itisfreak 5 лет назад +1

      @@Ian-hj4yt exactly this

    • @Ian-hj4yt
      @Ian-hj4yt 5 лет назад +1

      @@itisfreak Except the second aunt Viv

    • @ArcadeMarx
      @ArcadeMarx 5 лет назад

      @@Ian-hj4yt yeah she gets hate the poor woman
      i don't get the hate,she was a good replacemnt,she did a good job

    • @niggato23
      @niggato23 4 года назад +1

      @@ArcadeMarx no she didn't

  • @Gyrbae
    @Gyrbae 7 лет назад +139

    "Don't be such a wanker!" I completely forgot he said that lol

    • @pinkstarzz6628
      @pinkstarzz6628 4 года назад +5

      Gyrbae his accent is what killed it

    • @MarshallMathersthe7th
      @MarshallMathersthe7th 4 года назад +2

      @@pinkstarzz6628 Hell yea, i love when people with a very british accent say 'Wanker'

    • @Hysteria98
      @Hysteria98 2 года назад

      That would have rarely ever been allowed on a sitcom like this in the UK, lmao.

  • @noemistephanie93
    @noemistephanie93 7 лет назад +671

    you mean your knife and fork? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @PB-jp9ei
      @PB-jp9ei 7 лет назад +19

      noemistephanie93 lmao

    • @Unique77783
      @Unique77783 7 лет назад +7

      noemistephanie93 lol

    • @justjayinoc
      @justjayinoc 7 лет назад +11

      noemistephanie93 I can't BREEVE LMBO!!!

    • @prodigystylz
      @prodigystylz 7 лет назад +3

      Till this day when I first saw that episode that line stuck with me.. Hilarious!!!

    • @futuregohan4837
      @futuregohan4837 7 лет назад +3

      That Made Me Laugh Too Hard Geoffrey Really Didn't Give A Fuck Whatsoever Savage Real Savage Geoffrey

  • @cassiusclayreels
    @cassiusclayreels 4 года назад +75

    Uncle Phil: "That's it! I don't want anymore (but's)!"
    Geoffrey: "Well, you're certainly losing that battle.."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Straw_berri3
    @Straw_berri3 4 года назад +254

    “I went to boarding school.”
    *_“After I went to therapy”_*

    • @pikatwo2679
      @pikatwo2679 3 года назад +17

      It was boarding school AND THEN therapy

    • @brianrunyon266
      @brianrunyon266 3 года назад +7

      Almost got it. If I heard it right, it's "I went to boarding school, and then I went to therapy."

  • @clarissaexplainsitall3854
    @clarissaexplainsitall3854 7 лет назад +290

    lol. I haven't even watched the video yet but my first thought when I read the title..."Didn't Jeffrey not give a fuck a LOT more then 17 times. more like 17 times an episode"

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 7 лет назад +2

      Well yeah, but it says "17 times", not "The 17 times".

    • @clarissaexplainsitall3854
      @clarissaexplainsitall3854 7 лет назад +1

      +Jakk Frost Well, if you graduated from Yale, Harvard and Princeton like I did you would see how very incorrect your logic is. LOL. Jk 😊 You're right. But i bet 170 times wouldn't be that hard to make.

    • @JakkFrost1
      @JakkFrost1 7 лет назад +3

      Unless he's limited to only being able to upload 5 minute videos. Also, in what way is my logic incorrect? 17 may be an oddly arbitrary number to use, but it in no way implies that these are the _only_ 17 times it happened. The word "The" used as a definite article at the beginning would be required for that.

    • @clarissaexplainsitall3854
      @clarissaexplainsitall3854 7 лет назад

      +Jakk Frost oh. I was just joking around. You're right about the title. He is one of my favorite characters from the show.

    • @LiikeAralleyrace
      @LiikeAralleyrace 7 лет назад

      Same lol

  • @mhill94
    @mhill94 6 лет назад +2325

    Damn it, they forgot one!
    Hilary: What do you call that big loud thing that sucks up everything? (Referring to a vacuum)
    Geoffrey: You call him ‘Daddy’
    BRUH 😂😂😂

    • @ryanbrown7489
      @ryanbrown7489 4 года назад +10

      mel276109 What episode?

    • @yoyo7329l
      @yoyo7329l 4 года назад +26

      hahahaha classic Geoffrey. And it was one from season 5

    • @MzLa1989
      @MzLa1989 4 года назад +7

      😂😂😂

    • @bluecrasher7710
      @bluecrasher7710 4 года назад +6

      YES I'M HAPPY I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEBERS THAT.

    • @kam_fam1289
      @kam_fam1289 4 года назад +1

      Loool

  • @spectrevampire
    @spectrevampire 7 лет назад +435

    "Yes, I've been a naughty boy. In fact, I'm going to punish myself: no phone privileges for a week!" *hangs up*

  • @Brandon2940
    @Brandon2940 5 лет назад +449

    Hilary: "What is that loud thing that sucks up everything?"
    Geoffrey: "You call him 'Daddy' "
    😂😂😂

  • @yellowblanka6058
    @yellowblanka6058 5 лет назад +85

    "If that's a groove, the Grand Canyon's a ditch" HAHAHAHA

  • @masterstepz9800
    @masterstepz9800 7 лет назад +386

    But, He never gave a shit in the first place.

  • @nygeb.8990
    @nygeb.8990 4 года назад +162

    Geoffrey: mrs Ashley, how does a Mercedes sound?
    Ashley: vroom vroom?
    Geoffrey: very clever, I’ll get you two
    Hillary: vroom vroom vroom
    Geoffrey: nice try!
    Most savage shit in that fake lottery scene lol

  • @tystratton-quirk9859
    @tystratton-quirk9859 7 лет назад +570

    "Yo G, what sound do you think accurately depicts your position in the family?"(Turns on garbage disposal)"You're sick, man, see a therapist, okay?"

    • @MakeupByFavi_O
      @MakeupByFavi_O 7 лет назад +10

      This is my favourite Geoffrey moment😂😂😂

    • @tystratton-quirk9859
      @tystratton-quirk9859 7 лет назад +14

      It's one of my favorite Geoffrey moments, from when Will is recording a tape for his as-yet-unborn cousin.

    • @haarisbhayat8920
      @haarisbhayat8920 7 лет назад +3

      +chris jester me too?

    • @PSYCHOV3N0M
      @PSYCHOV3N0M 6 лет назад

      HAHAHAHA see a therapist ok?

    • @patlee4858
      @patlee4858 5 лет назад

      Then they made him godfather

  • @my.0224
    @my.0224 4 года назад +109

    Hilarious episode when he thought he’d won the lottery.😂😂

  • @mr.mpampe5902
    @mr.mpampe5902 4 года назад +47

    That "Goodbye, Will" at the final episode was hard man....

  • @shiroshinsengumi8983
    @shiroshinsengumi8983 7 лет назад +406

    If that's a groove, then the Grand Canyon is a ditch....What a perfect way to end a video.

    • @DRTY3RD
      @DRTY3RD 7 лет назад +11

      Shiro Shinsengumi #NOCHILL

    • @andrewmiller5126
      @andrewmiller5126 5 лет назад +2

      Shiro Shinsengumi If that isn’t a roast, I don’t know what is.

  • @Crip52Crazy
    @Crip52Crazy 7 лет назад +58

    You forgot a few....
    Uncle Phil: *I'm tired of this.... Vivians is always working late now and the kids are never Home anymore*
    Geoffrey: *But yet we never have any Leftovers*
    Will's 2 Aunts: *Geoffrey which one of us do you find more Irresistible*
    Geoffrey: *It's a tie....You both lose*

  • @isakdizdarevic457
    @isakdizdarevic457 7 лет назад +133

    The G in Geoffrey stood for gangsta....

  • @glyle2504
    @glyle2504 3 года назад +67

    To this day I haven’t forgotten “Run Geoffrey, fetch Geoffrey”

  • @markyz99
    @markyz99 4 года назад +265

    "Geoffrey, fetch me my tools."
    "You mean your knife and fork."
    LOL.

    • @jaxteller662
      @jaxteller662 3 года назад +9

      That's thee 1 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @javinrichardson
      @javinrichardson 3 года назад +8

      That one had me laughing for like 10 minutes straight

    • @Didyourmomtwice
      @Didyourmomtwice Год назад

      Been laughin at this for almost 30 years

  • @cripplious
    @cripplious 7 лет назад +248

    I like later in #4 where Phil tells the guys to get Geoffrey back or they'll never be found. And he says I'm a judge I can make it happen.

    • @BdotSteel_onthebeat
      @BdotSteel_onthebeat 7 лет назад +29

      Robert Mills 😂😂😂lol he hollered, You big eared freeloader, you take your lil square headed cousin and you bring Geoffrey back !

    • @cripplious
      @cripplious 7 лет назад +8

      Where they faked lottery ticket he also said if they didnt hed make them disappear

    • @irishmanrants89
      @irishmanrants89 7 лет назад +1

      Robert Mills And you find Geoffrey and you find Geoffrey and you find Geoffrey and you find Geoffrey

    • @futuregohan4837
      @futuregohan4837 7 лет назад

      LOL Phil: Dammit Vegeta You Broke The Goddamn TV Vegeta: The Fuck Do You Mean Nigga Me: Bruh The Fuck You Say

    • @futuregohan4837
      @futuregohan4837 7 лет назад

      That Probably Had To Be My Favorite One

  • @ATK1734
    @ATK1734 7 лет назад +130

    The world today needs more Geoffrey

  • @jasetwells9335
    @jasetwells9335 7 лет назад +48

    "If you mean something fast and cheap yes"
    Savage

    • @futuregohan4837
      @futuregohan4837 7 лет назад +1

      Haha That's Totally Me Not Giving A Fuck Whatsoever

  • @joewhitehead3
    @joewhitehead3 5 лет назад +354

    Here’s a good one that wasn’t on here:
    *Phil hunting for a cricket* “Now I know how Captain Ahab felt when he was chasing Moby Dick”
    Geoffrey “Between the two of you, the cricket is the whale?” 🤣

  • @AshKetchum-tj8iz
    @AshKetchum-tj8iz 5 лет назад +45

    4:15 "If that's a groove, the Grand Canyon's a ditch." I laughed harder than I needed to.

  • @steverotters3218
    @steverotters3218 7 лет назад +260

    How was he not fired? He must have had some real dirt on Phil.

    • @Ashbash-kf5xd
      @Ashbash-kf5xd 5 лет назад +73

      How you gonna fire a butler so savage in your own damn house? Especially with jokes like that! I'd HIRE Him specifically for that.

    • @Ertwin123
      @Ertwin123 5 лет назад +25

      He was probably paid extra for the sass.

    • @mysticstrikeforce5957
      @mysticstrikeforce5957 5 лет назад +22

      I mean i don't think anyone would be a butler of this family. I mean in some episodes they did secretly try to find new ones but they couldn't handle the dumbness of the family and actually one person who did take over geoffrey job showed the family how much of a lazy bum they are and thus having to apologizes for giving geoffrey a hard time.

    • @Slenderslayer351
      @Slenderslayer351 5 лет назад +6

      I wouldn't fire the man because he's a likable sarcastic dude

    • @Sunny-no1ir
      @Sunny-no1ir 4 года назад +1

      it was because he was almost like part of the family

  • @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923
    @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 5 лет назад +35

    Aunt Viv: That man is on thin ice! (talking about uncle Phil)
    Geoffrey: I'll go warn the fish.

  • @gabaldonfan16
    @gabaldonfan16 3 года назад +25

    "SOMEONE GET THAT DAMN DOOR!" That made my day😄

    • @zachwhitlow4
      @zachwhitlow4 2 года назад +1

      This is my energy at work all the time. Lol

  • @brandon0627
    @brandon0627 3 года назад +6

    1:26 Quite right sir, you threw him on the lawn he rolled into the street

  • @jayclizz
    @jayclizz 4 года назад +94

    I didn't realize how much of a savage Geoffrey was, or how much he really hated is job...

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 3 года назад +6

      yeah, they sprinkled that through the show.

    • @pikonorida1026
      @pikonorida1026 3 года назад +16

      geoffrey doesn't hate his job, he just love messing around with them

    • @JanuaryKidd90
      @JanuaryKidd90 Год назад +1

      @@pikonorida1026 right lol

  • @BABYDOLL87LOVELY
    @BABYDOLL87LOVELY 6 лет назад +131

    "THE MAN HAS A TAPE WORM" 😂😂😂😂

  • @TT-ix4oe
    @TT-ix4oe 5 лет назад +29

    "Geoffrey go get my tools"
    "You mean, you're knife and fork"
    Touché 😂

  • @evilubuntu9001
    @evilubuntu9001 7 лет назад +262

    "Don't be such a wanker"! Goodness gracious. That is such a BURN and nobody watching in the continental United States would have understood it.

    • @theasian24601
      @theasian24601 7 лет назад +18

      UBUNTU UBUNTU came across your comment the second he said wanker. Haha

    • @mimig474
      @mimig474 6 лет назад +6

      I completely understood lol my mom is english

    • @diol9313
      @diol9313 6 лет назад +4

      Asha Nimo no no you’re right most of us are 😂😂 fortunately much of British slang has become more well known here

    • @Chelmsleygirl92
      @Chelmsleygirl92 6 лет назад +18

      I can't believe he got away with saying wanker thou 😄😄

    • @TheOnlyHollywood1
      @TheOnlyHollywood1 6 лет назад +6

      I'm from America and I understand the joke

  • @rummymossberg6097
    @rummymossberg6097 4 года назад +83

    Geoffrey was savage before savage was a trend

  • @mrnonsense1031
    @mrnonsense1031 4 года назад +100

    Hillary: What are we celebrating?
    Man: An empty house.
    Geoffrey: YooHoo!
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ejimmichael5768
      @ejimmichael5768 4 года назад +1

      Absolute Savage!
      He could have just sneaked out and given them some private time when he heard that, but instead he went full spoilers mode.

    • @SylusSalgado
      @SylusSalgado 4 года назад +1

      The Man's name is Trevor

    • @PurXion_777
      @PurXion_777 3 года назад +1

      @@SylusSalgado ok

  • @maid5444
    @maid5444 7 лет назад +15

    "you mean fast and cheap"
    That shade though 😂

  • @AfroPlaylist
    @AfroPlaylist 7 лет назад +30

    "quite right sir, you threw him on the lawn..he rolled into the street!" for some reason me picturing will rolling into the street is absolutely hilarious!

    • @gelchert
      @gelchert Месяц назад

      Considering Uncle Phil regularly throws Jazz an absurd distance out the front door, it's very possible he could have done that to Will.

  • @Big_Wash01
    @Big_Wash01 7 лет назад +159

    Missed one:
    Carlton: "Geoffrey, you're supposed to be dead."
    Geoffrey: "Then you shouldn't be able to feel me do this!" Flicks Carlton's nose.

  • @SlideIX
    @SlideIX 5 лет назад +95

    I love the way Geoffrey says “W*nker” it’s probably the most authentically British thing said on American tv

    • @Danlows1
      @Danlows1 4 года назад +8

      Can’t believe they got away with that on daytime TV🤣😂

    • @luqmanm8105
      @luqmanm8105 4 года назад +10

      I still can't believe they sneaked that in

    • @andrewmiller5126
      @andrewmiller5126 4 года назад +5

      Danlows1 That's nothing. Have you seen Animaniacs? They got away with risqué stuff in every episode.

    • @benn454
      @benn454 4 года назад +5

      @@luqmanm8105 Because it's not really a commonly used word in the US. So, it doesn't carry the same weight.

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 4 года назад +4

      @@Danlows1 O'Brien said "bollocks" on Star Trek DS9, Americans don't know what bollocks are.
      Peggy from Married With Children's maiden name was Wanker.

  • @kelamo7067
    @kelamo7067 2 года назад +13

    3:37 The “I Quit” scene is LEGENDARY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tomabela7949
    @tomabela7949 4 года назад +18

    "Fetch my tools jeffery"
    "What you mean your knife and fork"

  • @tammenjnobaptiste
    @tammenjnobaptiste 4 года назад +25

    “If that’s a groove the grand canyons a ditch”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😩

  • @andreasbm8696
    @andreasbm8696 4 года назад +29

    This list isn't long enough, he has a lot more savage moments we want to see !! part 2 please🙌🙏🏼

  • @thegreatestman851
    @thegreatestman851 Год назад +8

    “If that’s a groove the Grand Canyon a ditch!” Lmao I died!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @jasonnwakaeze1683
    @jasonnwakaeze1683 5 лет назад +41

    "Dinner is served"
    *looks at uncle Phill"
    "awababaluba awa baboo"

    • @abdulmohamed466
      @abdulmohamed466 4 года назад

      I did not get it

    • @jamesbrawn5458
      @jamesbrawn5458 4 года назад +7

      He is trying on a toupee, and he has hair like Little Richard (who sung tutti fruiti).
      The opening stanza to that song is ‘Bop bopa-a-lu a whop bam boo’, so Geoffrey is singing that.

    • @thealmightystef
      @thealmightystef 2 года назад

      See him trying not to laugh as he left the room

  • @kaliahrosekisses675
    @kaliahrosekisses675 6 лет назад +65

    Uncle Phil: “Jeffrey fetch me my tools”
    Geoffrey: “Don’t you mean your knife and fork”
    😂😂😂😭😂🤣

  • @plzcallmed9070
    @plzcallmed9070 5 лет назад +46

    Carlton: keep the lines clear
    Geoffrey: Certainly master Carlton
    *throws house phone on sofa*
    Geoffrey: Whoooops
    Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @SonyaNeedsSomeEnsure
    @SonyaNeedsSomeEnsure 7 лет назад +182

    I quit I quit LOL Jeffrey was the fucking man to funny

  • @finnainsley9088
    @finnainsley9088 3 года назад +5

    “They weren’t looking at you, They were looking at me, Looking at me like it was lunch time, and my legs were Colonel Sanders extra crispy, wasn’t he Geoffrey?”
    “If you mean something fast and cheap, yes.”🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @ethanrobinson5858
    @ethanrobinson5858 Год назад +7

    Geoffrey and Niles from The Nanny are two of the most sarcastic Butlers to ever grace the TV screen, just imagine if those two crossed paths, the insults and sarcasm would be unmatched.
    Maybe Statler and Waldorf would have a chance but, man oh man it would be close.

  • @damonika09
    @damonika09 7 лет назад +109

    Geoffrey nor Niles had any chill! 😂😂😂

    • @dandelion1469
      @dandelion1469 6 лет назад +3

      Geoffrey and niles were the best

    • @smallsneidra
      @smallsneidra 6 лет назад +1

      For real

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 5 лет назад

      I feel like Niles was just throwing shade for the sake of it/because the writers shoehorned the comebacks in. Geoffrey's shade felt more genuine.

    • @gooner4life518
      @gooner4life518 5 лет назад

      What about Bertha?

    • @kimberly8858
      @kimberly8858 5 лет назад

      @@dandelion1469 I also liked Mr Belvidere he didn't give a damn either

  • @hamdahussein7511
    @hamdahussein7511 5 лет назад +22

    Ashley:"Geoffrey, u look great today did you do something to your hair👨"
    Geoffrey: "Yes, I stopped pulling it out". 😂😂😂

  • @ikhalid1418
    @ikhalid1418 7 лет назад +26

    correct, but you've overlooked one fact, i have no life.
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sclmplsoulstar
    @sclmplsoulstar 2 года назад +2

    Geoffrey and Berta (Two and Half Men) are the all time King and Queen of sarcasm 🤞🏾 😂

  • @Ayushgoplani
    @Ayushgoplani 3 года назад +10

    Uncle Phil: Geoffrey went to boarding school, tell her Geoffrey!
    Geoffrey: *Madam I went to Boarding School*

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 2 года назад

      'And then I went to therapy.'

  • @markabbott1506
    @markabbott1506 7 лет назад +43

    if that's a groove.. the Grand canyon is a ditch!! hahaha

  • @lulaguzman509
    @lulaguzman509 6 лет назад +30

    "Madam I went to boarding school... .. And then I went.. to therapy. .. "
    😅😍😂

  • @tongieboi
    @tongieboi 7 лет назад +107

    You overlooked one fact
    I have no life

    • @tongieboi
      @tongieboi 7 лет назад +9

      Geoffrey get my tools
      You mean your knife and fork

    • @corsicanlulu
      @corsicanlulu 6 лет назад +1

      those 2 were the best ones imo

    • @stevenhosea4849
      @stevenhosea4849 5 лет назад

      Joseph Tong No. Yes. Good. Happens. Thanks

  • @maxfranklinmeans
    @maxfranklinmeans 2 года назад +3

    "From Alpha to Gamma to BAD MAMA JAMMA!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @L.G02
    @L.G02 4 года назад +48

    “Madam I went to boarding school” 😭💀😂😂😂