J BlueWolf yeah I actually want one of those! Spreading butter with a knife is a waste of a clean dish. Butter sticks alone could actually save on water from less dishes being cleaned!
TetchyEquation No, it makes you look like a fucking mutant if you walk around in it. Why make it a walking sleeping bag if it's meant for sleeping? You can just drag a regular sleeping bag anywhere you want to sleep. Plus, I'm pretty sure you can't even roll up the walking sleeping bag.
I actually ran into a guy wearing a hat wig. The worst part was, he actually thought it made him look cool. I didn't have the heart to tell him it made him look like a dork, so I just smiled and nodded.
It's a great invention and anyone that's ever camped in extremely cold weather will instantly recognize it's a great invention. I would wear one plus get inside a sleeping bag. I thought the butter stick was pretty cool too.
20: Eh, why not? 19: Hey, keep it folded and you have a great advantage in foot combat. 18: A new flavor of lip balm (now edible!) 17: Guess they didn't think about the fact that you will crash and die into a horrible heap of flames because well... you kinda can't steer with a giant-ass tray sitting on the wheel. 16: Is it names "Fluffy"? 15: I'm guessing that "Phone destroyer" didn't sell as well. 14: My aunt would so use those if she hasn't already. 13: Aren't they filthy enough already? (satire) 12: Useful if you want to vaporize your retinas. 11: "You are an idiot hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!" 10: That moment when you want to be all fancy and you just end up looking like a fool. 9: Basically a kaiju in "Assault! Armor Jack!" 8: Because picking up chop-sticks and using them wasn't difficult enough already. 7: How to play Pokemon Go, lazy edition. 6: If you really need one of those, then you probably shouldn't have a computer or any other kind of electronic in the first place. 5: I'd prefer a neck rest. 4: A portable rain barrel? To be honest, that's kinda cool. 3: Eh, why not? 2: Lol 1: I've seen better sci-fi costumes in "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians".
The butter stick, and the walking sleeping bag are actually things I would use. The butter stick just 'cause and the walking sleeping bags because I go camping and it gets really cold in the mornings...
You think that a piece of plastic that holds a piece of metal 10x heavier and 100x more distracting to drivers then a cellphone, that you can fit behind the steering wheel of your car is a "GOOD" idea....yeah, real sweal, whoever made it should get a fuckin noble.... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING MAN?!?!
I absolutely love this announcer's attitude. Call the products dumb, call them stupid, throw in a few swear words and he is absolutely great. We need more like him. Oh yeah, butter stick is stupid. Just keep your butter on the counter NOT cold. Spreads like, well, butter.
The main problem is that it is too expensive. The cost outweighs the convenience. Also, the one here is not the original. There is one that is reusable that you put a full stick into. The problem with that one is that it is messy, and time consuming to reload.
+Franny LP (frannylpfan) I was scrolling down and read your comment at the exact moment that Dolan was saying it. I just thought I'd share that with you.
i like the idea(especially if you watch skydoesminecraft) but won't it melt if you don't put it in somewhere cold so it would stay solid and doesn't melt inside?if you don't and then you open it,it will pool out with liquid butter all over your hand
There was a task in my school when I was about 13, we had to come up with a product and present it to the class, trying to show it as a useful and feasible invention, my group come up with the butter gluestick, which has the advantage of not needing cutlery (what if you're on the move) and makes it easier to spread butter. Then I saw this video and LoLed so hard since it turns out someone else thought of it.
I can see the butter stick being useful for people who have hand problems, like arthritis, or for greasing pans. Of course, you could just use a regular stick of butter in the same manner by holding the wrapping paper.
actually the "phone fingers" are super useful in cashier work- they lend you the extra friction to separate plastic bags, count money, and snag receipts that are otherwise annoying to deal with.
No the fire box is the best tired of people pulling down fire alarms for a joke not anymore. Once they do they will get hand cuffed to the wall till fire fighters arive. So there's a fire you feel like a hero pulling down the fire alarm to worn everyone you love. Then you get hand cuffed to the box while fire comes you way and the fire fighters are not there yet
+Light Bearer Alpha 'winter coat' 'chapstick'... Hey, just let people walk around in their sleeping bags while spreading butter on their lips! lmfao hahaha
I would prefer a 3ds because it keeps the same style as a nintendo dsi which i own 2 of. The 2ds is cheaper, but the l and r buttons dont press down right, or maybe thats just me. Also, the 2ds cant fit in my pocket like a 3ds can. I admit, the 2ds is good, but im.a 3ds lover
Christine Lee The 2DS isn't as useless as you'd think. As an owner of one, it's safe to say that it has lots of benefits. It's a lot more comfortable to hold than a standard 3DS, it's less expensive than a 3DS/XL, it uses the same hardware and has the same features, and it's very durable and hard to break. While it may seem like a strange concept, it's actually a very good model of the 3DS, even if it's not for everyone.
I actually saw handerpants at a store once… I literally fell on the floor in laughter and everyone stared at me like I was insane. My parents then proceeded to purchase the handerpants… yeah…
@Sawyer Waitneight OMG! I love it! 😂 You're the only to respond. I left a couple more on other videos not expecting anything back. Thank you!! The algorithm works in mysterious ways lol
2:49 That cat is probably thinking:" human, you have exactly 10 seconds to remove this wig and bow in apology before I get angry and maul your face off"
Three products here get my approval as potential successes. 1) Butter Stick. I think this is not a bad idea, here is the problem with tradition butter knife and toast, you hold the slice of bread in one hand, then you use the butter knife, and while you slide it on that cold stick of butter, the whole thing slides across the table. 2) Sleeping bag suit. the logic here is as plain as mittens vs gloves. if you have ever slept in a regular sleeping bag, it becomes apparent you cannot walk in those things, and you cannot spread your legs, as a matter of fact Mummy Bags are called that because basically you have as much room as a mummy under wraps. 3) Finally, the USB rock, its a gag gift, a modern version of the 1970s pet rock, that made its inventor millions. something you could put on your office computer to screw with people heads. yes its useless, its supposed to be.
I think lots of people are missing the point, most of these are just novelty items which are just meant to be sort of jokes. You are not meant to really wear a hat with hair on top in public, it's the type of thing you get your dad at Christmas when you panic because its actually Christmas eve.
I think lots of people are missing the point, this is actually a novelty video on the internet which is meant to be a sort of joke. You are not meant to really take this video seriously, its the type of thing you watch while procrastinating on the internet when you panic because you have real work to be doing.
I think lots of people are missing the point, my comment was meant as a sort of joke. You are not really meant to take the comment seriously, it's the type of comment you read because its long and catches your eye.
BlackberryTeapot "watch while procrastinating on the internet when you panic because you have real work to be doing." wow you read my mind i have an exam tomorrow Reply · 1
I do have one of those but for apples which makes a bit more sense I suppose since as people said you can break up a banana with your hands but not an apple.
or they have the exact things and know half of our planet thinks that these are incredibly stupid so if they dont talk,they wont be embarrased.........
i fucking lost it when he described handerpants "you know those times when you are suffering from alzheimers and have lost all ability to make logical decisions" xD
Tom Thorburn I dunno man, I had a relative who had Alzheimer's. It was a fairly upsetting and honestly scary experience towards the end, so I guess I can see where he/she's coming from.
***** My grandpa has pretty sever alzheimers, but its hilarious when he puts one pair of Depend on each knee, Depend on top of his pants, waves at the people on TV because they see him, and says the weather channel daily graph is his heartbeat. XD
am i the only one that doesn't find the banana slicer useless? it's pretty much a time saver for people who don't want to spend forever putting together a fruit salad
The screen privacy hood is pretty dumb considering a person could just walk up to the monitor and take it off haha and the person wearing it wouldn't even see it coming!
number 15 the phone fingers are pretty useful if you out them under latex gloves while you're dying your hair. my nails always tear my gloves so that that extra material is quite useful lol
Michael Freemen Hahaha, if you love this invention and want to use it you find a solution. "just lick it clean" - a butter stick?! LOL Washing or cutting it off is impractical - of course. But that´s part of the concept of those fun inventions the Japanese call "Chindogu". If you google "Chindogu" you´ll find a lot of funny things that may make you smile. I love that stuff and I would also use the butter stick too. But it would be for fun, it wouldn´t make my life easier. greetings e.
Enkidu1701 o-o actually washing and cutting it off is what some people might do and licking it clean is good if ur the only 1 usin it. Plus I might not really care about the crumbs unless they cover every single spot. Also why not scrape off the the crumbs with your finger?
When I was a kid, we had number 9...We called them "ski-doo suits" or "snowmobile suits" and wore them outside to play in the winter. Number six like something that would come as a bonus with a ninja video game.
Actually the butter stick is quite a bad idea because once you put it once on your bread, and then you somebody else puts it on their waffle, you could find bread bits on their waffle. Sooo kinda gross
I think the butter glue stick would be good for corn on the cob
+Jared Simpson because it IS the same
That one is actually ok
@Jared, at least you have a better grip and more control over the butter with the Butter Glue Stick thingy.
J BlueWolf yeah I actually want one of those! Spreading butter with a knife is a waste of a clean dish. Butter sticks alone could actually save on water from less dishes being cleaned!
CamelSmokes23 why do you sound like an ad.
Am i the only one who actually likes the idea of a butter stick?
yep
I MAKE THE BREAD ALL CUT SPREADING BUTTER. LIKE ALL MY PROBLEMS WILL BE SOLVED!
uhh????
not me since its easier to use the butter spray lol
Dude the butter sitck really sucks I use it no just no
Actually, that butter stick sounds like a good idea.
So does the Walking Sleeping Bag
TetchyEquation No, it makes you look like a fucking mutant if you walk around in it. Why make it a walking sleeping bag if it's meant for sleeping? You can just drag a regular sleeping bag anywhere you want to sleep. Plus, I'm pretty sure you can't even roll up the walking sleeping bag.
Sleeping Bag is like sleeping inside a bag.....
Sleeping inside a walikng sleeping bag is like walking around in a fluffy suit......yeah
Yes but the butter probably taste like Shit or, Its margerine which is horrible for you
I'm sure they took the chemical that they use for glue stick to make it edible
I actually ran into a guy wearing a hat wig. The worst part was, he actually thought it made him look cool. I didn't have the heart to tell him it made him look like a dork, so I just smiled and nodded.
Tell them all..it's the civil thing to do ya brain eater...lol
MY DAD HAS THAT LMAO
@@wooms4643 that's such a dad thing to own lmao,, like socks and sandals
It is good for sporting events if it’s has the teams colors and logo
That walking sleeping bag is genius.
IKR
LOL, that's basically just wearing a slightly blanket-like coat!
It's a great invention and anyone that's ever camped in extremely cold weather will instantly recognize it's a great invention. I would wear one plus get inside a sleeping bag. I thought the butter stick was pretty cool too.
TheWiindigo Yeah I think the butter stick is cool too
Your pic and your comment just made me laugh xD
here is a useless invention fire proof matches
genius
Shit up and take my money!
Sweet.. Maybe we can go in business together, my solar powered flashlight will be hitting stores soon
+jon doe It will actually work if you do it right.
Im late but a glass hammer
The butter sticks actually a good idea
ikr
Yes
I was just going to comment that haha
+James Champ yeah..Not as useful as cat wigs though...
only for lazy people who doesnt want to clean or do anything but eat
20: Eh, why not?
19: Hey, keep it folded and you have a great advantage in foot combat.
18: A new flavor of lip balm (now edible!)
17: Guess they didn't think about the fact that you will crash and die into a horrible heap of flames because well... you kinda can't steer with a giant-ass tray sitting on the wheel.
16: Is it names "Fluffy"?
15: I'm guessing that "Phone destroyer" didn't sell as well.
14: My aunt would so use those if she hasn't already.
13: Aren't they filthy enough already? (satire)
12: Useful if you want to vaporize your retinas.
11: "You are an idiot hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!"
10: That moment when you want to be all fancy and you just end up looking like a fool.
9: Basically a kaiju in "Assault! Armor Jack!"
8: Because picking up chop-sticks and using them wasn't difficult enough already.
7: How to play Pokemon Go, lazy edition.
6: If you really need one of those, then you probably shouldn't have a computer or any other kind of electronic in the first place.
5: I'd prefer a neck rest.
4: A portable rain barrel? To be honest, that's kinda cool.
3: Eh, why not?
2: Lol
1: I've seen better sci-fi costumes in "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians".
6 is true
6:When your watching porn
zipzep Proves my point, lol.
+zipzep I also said that
XD
The butter stick is actually quite clever.
NO. YOU WILL NOT BE THE NEXT FUCKIN CLICKFARTTOCONTINUE
THAT SHITHEAD IS SOMEONE I ALREADY HATE
JackMike16 uh.....?
JackMike16 You okay man??
JackMike16 It's okay, calm down... shhhhhhhh XD
JackMike16 da hell is wrong with you he just gave his thought about that thing, jeez,
is it me or do i actually want the butter stick?
It's not you
I want it too I nearly break my wrist trying to spread butter the sarcasm is real
rockgamer 3000 Kappa
i do too
It reminded me of a glue stick but yeah I wanted it. xD
The butter stick, and the walking sleeping bag are actually things I would use. The butter stick just 'cause and the walking sleeping bags because I go camping and it gets really cold in the mornings...
it's called 'a winter coat', honey.
+Light Bearer Alpha sing it
same i would use those
the walking sleeping bags were created with the homeless in mind if I remember correctly
I'd use #15 if they were designed correctly. Do you know how fast a touch screen gets smudgy? Pretty quick.
The butter stick, laptop desk, banana slicer, privacy hood, and sleeping bag thing, is actually kind of useful.. rest are stupid. lmao.
don't forget the rock
***** Yeah, i guess so. and less hot.
You think that a piece of plastic that holds a piece of metal 10x heavier and 100x more distracting to drivers then a cellphone, that you can fit behind the steering wheel of your car is a "GOOD" idea....yeah, real sweal, whoever made it should get a fuckin noble.... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING MAN?!?!
***** HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
WOW champian dude, shut up...no one asked.
the question is... will the pet rock win the snail race?
Alduin the world may never know.
Alduin You win the Worlds best comment reward of 2015
be it has to be the most unhealthiest butter ever made.
Patrick its not a snail its a rock
Alduin The factual world of SpongeBob has told us it would. I recently adopted a stray rock and it is pretty fast.
Most of those are from japan. Japan brings all of the weird shit into this world.
but japan did bring us some good games thoo... some...
ted selegran name one
SmowPC The early pokemon games were nice.
Techno4D Yeah, but now all they bring is weird shit from the depths of hell.
SmowPC final fantasy, mario, sonic
Maybe you can wear the handerpants with the phone fingers. It gives you full hand protection.
but why not just use gloves?
*triggered*
+mr guy m4ster BECAUSE GLOVES ARE OBSOLETE
So you can feel save while play rock paper scizzors
Exactly
i thought the butter stick was a good idea
yeah i always destroy my bread when i use cold butter but i always just put in the microwave then put the butter on
totally agree it was a genial idea !!
Im glad Im not the only one lol. I want it.
Same here.
I know! That's like the best invention on this list! Now i can eat bread at school with the teachers thinking I'm gluing stuff.
not gonna lie that sleeping bag suit is kind of appealing
not as appealing as a usb pet rock my friend. i have to say the product is ingenious.
You would have more surface area, losing heat and therefore losing the real purpose of a sleeping bag.
this is true but still comfortable as hell
Jakey Guy agreed. The butter and hoodie ones too.
Jakey Guy idk ... that toilet paper hat is sexy
i think number 13 is dumb because if the floor is really dirty and your baby can get really sick
Atleast the babies are cute
It's just downright lazy
ikr
i think it helps the baby to crawl on hard surfaces without hurting.
H maybe
I absolutely love this announcer's attitude. Call the products dumb, call them stupid, throw in a few swear words and he is absolutely great. We need more like him. Oh yeah, butter stick is stupid. Just keep your butter on the counter NOT cold. Spreads like, well, butter.
I fucking lost it at that privacy screen hoodie
Same here. I thought what is with this world when I saw the last one.
IKR LOL
Use it for porn
I did too. Fuck, I'm laughing my ass off at this shit!!!
Looked kinda cozy though....
I like the butter stick
@Audrey Lopezzz That actually sounds kind of useful
@Bad Cattitude ;)
@Bad Cattitude does it melt ?
"You know those times you're so lazy that you can't even exhale a god damn breath of air," I died.
Well you were to lazy.
while watching this video, the entire time i thought, "the sarcasm is strong with this one..."
lol
carolina alvarez Yes! And it worked perfectly.
but its so much work !!!!!!1 (im lazy :p)
That moment when you realize youre an amoeba with no lungs.
This was my first Danger Dolan video ever
I'm a taco This channel used to be so much better
+Godspeed maybe they just ran out of ideas
Mine too!
Same
The butter stick sounds great actually
I find it hard to spread cold butter across bread in the morning
I would just chomp on it like OM NOM NOM!!!!!!!
***** here's an idea grab a stick of butter put it on a plate microwave it for like 15 to 20 seconds and then I'll be ready to eat
***** sorry i meant youll be ready to eat
***** Joseph Navarro I like how you guy are arguing on how to eat butter in the morning. thats just insane :)
I just love this guy's sarcasm
amen lol
that's the reason i subscribed!
Ikr 😂😂😂😂
*_Finger condoms_*
I'm done. Absolutely done.
*Drops everything and walks out*
xD
I'm dying though!
NO
*DROPS EVERYTHING*
*STORMS OUT*
*PACKS MY SUITCASE*
*BUYS A TICKET TO 'WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO LOGIC-LAND'*
*GETS THE FUCK OUT OF HERE*
Niomi Bedingfield
o-o
Send the army on my ass instead. That- that would be fine thank you.
AVALON HALP PLEASE!
I'm a facking wimp.
;~;
>.
when u said handerpants I didn't want to face palm myself so I did it to my brother
WITH YOUR NAKED HANDS....HEATHEN.
derp derp I watch the odd ones out too
XD (this is so old but who cares😒)
WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU GLUE SOMETHING TO POOR CATS HEAD
Because we're not goddamn PETA?
ya but the poor cat if u used that product on a cat go to hell no offence
You are wright
Even though I'm a dog person, I 100% agree.
Because the owner was on fucking drugs I guess. Don't worry. The cats will get their revenge when the owner is sleeping.
3:53
This guy is watching TV while driving? And I thought texting while driving was terrible.
True story. A woman was pulled over for texting and driving. Her defense: "I wasn't texting. I was on Facebook."
I think he's not in the driver's seat.
He's probably In a taxi or Cab
Chrono Crusade Daniela Salamanca He's either driving, or it's a three row car, look at the window behind him.
The commentator's sarcasm is cracking me up!!! lol!!
i actually like the idea of a butter stick
hey,if you're underwater how could there be a...
SpongeBob SquarePants............... mee tooo
Same
The main problem is that it is too expensive. The cost outweighs the convenience. Also, the one here is not the original. There is one that is reusable that you put a full stick into. The problem with that one is that it is messy, and time consuming to reload.
"You spray liquid chocolate all over their desk and your resume papers" Jesus Christ, Dolan! xD
+Franny LP (frannylpfan) yeppers
I could NOT stop laughing
XDDD
+Franny LP (frannylpfan)
I was scrolling down and read your comment at the exact moment that Dolan was saying it. I just thought I'd share that with you.
+Wills Henry lol exact same here
lol
Because I'm a lazy American, I'd actually use the butter stick, no body got time for that!
I agree, that butter stick was legit.
100% I'd gladly buy the butter stick over any other butter for the right price. No lie.
They have butter spray. I fucking loved butter spray.
i like the idea(especially if you watch skydoesminecraft)
but won't it melt if you don't put it in somewhere cold so it would stay solid and doesn't melt inside?if you don't and then you open it,it will pool out with liquid butter all over your hand
There was a task in my school when I was about 13, we had to come up with a product and present it to the class, trying to show it as a useful and feasible invention, my group come up with the butter gluestick, which has the advantage of not needing cutlery (what if you're on the move) and makes it easier to spread butter. Then I saw this video and LoLed so hard since it turns out someone else thought of it.
A USB pet rock, you say? Sans would be proud...
exactly what i thought when i heard of it
I'm gonna feed it sprinkles
Little Friskies good idea!
He's so irresponsible. Doesn't feed his poor rock at all.
Protected Gaming i get it XD
I can see the butter stick being useful for people who have hand problems, like arthritis, or for greasing pans. Of course, you could just use a regular stick of butter in the same manner by holding the wrapping paper.
actually the "phone fingers" are super useful in cashier work- they lend you the extra friction to separate plastic bags, count money, and snag receipts that are otherwise annoying to deal with.
People and their silly inventions. Once I patent my motorcycle air fresheners I will rule them all!
No the fire box is the best tired of people pulling down fire alarms for a joke not anymore. Once they do they will get hand cuffed to the wall till fire fighters arive. So there's a fire you feel like a hero pulling down the fire alarm to worn everyone you love. Then you get hand cuffed to the box while fire comes you way and the fire fighters are not there yet
LOL
+Gray stripe is mc This last name is made up
Your joke was funny until you unnecessarily tried to explain it.
i know
+Chipsi ! so dose pewds
IM SO GETTING THE BUTTER GLUE STICK! I can never get it to spread out evenly!
me to
:)
IKR!?!?!!
+Teyah Johnson is a good day
Lol
butter stick! ever had that moment when your lips are dry and you have a butter stick? bam just use that :)
promblem solved!
chapstick, anyone?
+Light Bearer Alpha 'winter coat' 'chapstick'... Hey, just let people walk around in their sleeping bags while spreading butter on their lips! lmfao hahaha
You won't catch me wearing toilet paper on my head.
***** wtf lol
Is it bad that I want a banana slicer? :P
Andrew Drysdale Actually, I kinda like it too.
Andrew Drysdale
What, you want to slice your banana? :p
The banana slicer. Perfect for people who don't own knives but are afraid of looking gay while eating a banana in the privacy of their own home.
Andrew Drysdale No cause It just saves time
Andrew Drysdale i have a banana holder (not talking about my dick)
Wow... and I thought the 2DS was useless
It is pretty useless he should've put that on there
I would prefer a 3ds because it keeps the same style as a nintendo dsi which i own 2 of. The 2ds is cheaper, but the l and r buttons dont press down right, or maybe thats just me. Also, the 2ds cant fit in my pocket like a 3ds can. I admit, the 2ds is good, but im.a 3ds lover
Christine Lee The 2DS isn't as useless as you'd think. As an owner of one, it's safe to say that it has lots of benefits. It's a lot more comfortable to hold than a standard 3DS, it's less expensive than a 3DS/XL, it uses the same hardware and has the same features, and it's very durable and hard to break. While it may seem like a strange concept, it's actually a very good model of the 3DS, even if it's not for everyone.
***** Only to those who cant handle it. I can use the 3D for a maximum of 3 1/2 hours straight. Another reason why I love the 3DS
Well if you want to play 3ds games without paying like $200 for one, its not useless
I actually saw handerpants at a store once… I literally fell on the floor in laughter and everyone stared at me like I was insane. My parents then proceeded to purchase the handerpants… yeah…
Oh I feel sorry for u as people actually saw your parents buy those. If I were u I'd have your phycologist send them the bill for your therapy.
+Jay Conlley And I'll send you the bill for your sarcasm management classes.
Herbie Harris :) LOL
Jay Conlley JK XD LOL ROFL
Herbie Harris lol yes I know;)
I miss the old Dolan :(
The walking sleeping bag. Perfect for avid sleepwalkers!
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
that mop is funny and so is the sleepin bag
being serious i bought one and its really comfortable
oh really? im a douchebag xD
This is one of those videos where DD's commentary is at its best.
They shoved a USB into a rock and sold it? *Instantly goes to amazon and buys*
I just did that and nothing. Dang it
@@destree6348 Woah, you replied to a 4 year old comment. Congratulations, I'm still sitting here after all these years and much older now.
@Sawyer Waitneight OMG! I love it! 😂 You're the only to respond. I left a couple more on other videos not expecting anything back. Thank you!! The algorithm works in mysterious ways lol
I would appreciate that butterstick and banana slicer.
But the walking sleeping-bag actually looks really comfortable. I kind of want one.
If I had that sleeping bag, I would just worm around the house and sleep :3
same i really want it
If only a donut holder existed...
.....*D'OH!!* (sorry I had to XD)
That is the most sarcasm i have hear ever before
that butter stick doe!
Cute or naw?
Heard*** and its swag lol
Tracy Sowade
Swag sucks...
Sweg then :P
Tracy Sowade sweg is equally as bad.
2:49 That cat is probably thinking:" human, you have exactly 10 seconds to remove this wig and bow in apology before I get angry and maul your face off"
With the computer privacy hood, your wife will TOTALLY not suspect you're watching porn!
Or my little pony
Moonfur555 or strawberry shortcake
Or...Thomas and Friends
Or… Arthur
Or... Dora
It has been 8 years and somehow i thought of this very video and i just searched "planet dolan banana slicer" why am i back here
Am I the only one who thinks the computer privacy screen was funny when dolan was talking about it?
your dog knows what youve been up to!
***** It's a bit useless though when you're sitting there with your wang out.
Yeah I think it's funny too
Three products here get my approval as potential successes.
1) Butter Stick. I think this is not a bad idea, here is the problem with tradition butter knife and toast, you hold the slice of bread in one hand, then you use the butter knife, and while you slide it on that cold stick of butter, the whole thing slides across the table.
2) Sleeping bag suit. the logic here is as plain as mittens vs gloves. if you have ever slept in a regular sleeping bag, it becomes apparent you cannot walk in those things, and you cannot spread your legs, as a matter of fact Mummy Bags are called that because basically you have as much room as a mummy under wraps.
3) Finally, the USB rock, its a gag gift, a modern version of the 1970s pet rock, that made its inventor millions. something you could put on your office computer to screw with people heads. yes its useless, its supposed to be.
Where can I buy one of those USB pet rocks?
www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-USB-Pet-Rock/dp/B003DOD0TI
I looked it up to.
Taizo Simpson
Thanks. 13 dollars? WELL WORTH IT.
Dylanps05 Anything fun costs at least 8 dollars.
I know, go to www.thinkgeek.com
hamburgermiam Cartman FTW
Absolutely bloody hilarious. Danger Dolan delivers once more and again
What if it rains while you have the toilet paper hat on?
Then you use the upside down umbrella
KiLLax007x just be sure to take off your air condition shoes tho
Deadganon Switch them out for your umbrella shoes.
Just put on the walking sleeping bag and you're good to go
You will definitely look like the greatest idiot in the world
Well, then fuck
I LOVE how scathing Dolan was in this video, so much more venomous than usual. Brilliant! :D
also by far the best one,i love the sarcasm just dripping off your voice as you "advertise" those products XD
sorry but A/C shoes sound freaking awesome!
The best thing to say that you can get my nails
They aren't.... take it from me. There's no way you can wear those things on a rainy day and not get your socks heeping wet.
The One With The Golf With The Bathroom Is Fun
Amy Rose Don't Capitalize Every First Letter, Idiot!
Ikr 😁😃
5:17 - 5:22 THAT JUST KILLED ME!!! XD
Same!!!!!
i almost choked
I want the butter stick. Screw you knives, I've got a stick!
I think lots of people are missing the point, most of these are just novelty items which are just meant to be sort of jokes. You are not meant to really wear a hat with hair on top in public, it's the type of thing you get your dad at Christmas when you panic because its actually Christmas eve.
I think lots of people are missing the point, this is actually a novelty video on the internet which is meant to be a sort of joke. You are not meant to really take this video seriously, its the type of thing you watch while procrastinating on the internet when you panic because you have real work to be doing.
I think lots of people are missing the point, my comment was meant as a sort of joke. You are not really meant to take the comment seriously, it's the type of comment you read because its long and catches your eye.
BlackberryTeapot "watch while procrastinating on the internet when you panic because you have real work to be doing." wow you read my mind i have an exam tomorrow
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I got the point! Novelties are fun to have and make fun of. I once found a can of dehydrated H2o in a novelty store!!! Ha!!!
The good ol days.. when it was Danger Dolan, and the videos were phenomenal
The butter stick sounds awesome.
That actually seems useful.
'You know when you're so lazy you can't even exhale a God damn breath of air?'
I just about died. XD XD XD XD XD
the banana slicer is useful if you want to make a smoothie and you dont have much time.
break it in two pieces and throw it in the blender....?
why i just use my hands
*****
I do have one of those but for apples which makes a bit more sense I suppose since as people said you can break up a banana with your hands but not an apple.
RoastedCatGames since when can you not break apart an apple with your hands
don’t mind me just revisiting my childhood favorites
That butter stick is going to be useful for Seiko..
Im done XD
Hahah gotta go butter up my pooper:-) 🍫💩💩💢👊👊👊👊
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 y did seiko have to die T_T
Elias Galdamez ikr... I was so sad when she died....
Dat corpse party reference though :D
Wow!! That glue butter was actually genius, especially for lazy people like me :D
As long as the butter isn't that unsalted crap I'd buy it.
Russell Brown
But where do we get one?
Russell Brown You have my name!
russell reed WHICH ONE IS THE REAAAAAAL RUSSELL????
O.o
This is why civilizations on other planets don't talk to us.
Lol
or they have the exact things and know half of our planet thinks that these are incredibly stupid so if they dont talk,they wont be embarrased.........
The sarcasm in this video made me laugh way too hard
THE BANANA SLICER IS SOMETHING I WOULD BUY HAH LIKE IF YOU AGREE
I agree i also want the hot dog slicer
I bet DonkeyKong would buy one of those Banana slicers
yeah i need one of those i walked in on my man cheating on me saturday lol
Haha dats funny
Hailey Parker And on that moment every man in the universe cringed....
I freaking lost my shit at the walking sleeping bag, laughed so hard I fell out of my chair
Well clean it up using the toilet paper hat!
Admiral but he didn't spill anything
hey i would actaully buy that. Not to use, but to make fun of.
No I would buy that to use, and as a joke
If I had toilet golf I would be sitting on toilet for days :D
you could wear the toilet paper hat too so you don't ever run out =3
RiddleOfLightning think about what u said toiletpaper does runout
That's what phones are for
And thats what the toiletpaper hat was for
That's dysentery, not golf.
To be honest I would use the butter stick
i fucking lost it when he described handerpants "you know those times when you are suffering from alzheimers and have lost all ability to make logical decisions" xD
***** You're VERY easily offended then...
Tom Thorburn I dunno man, I had a relative who had Alzheimer's. It was a fairly upsetting and honestly scary experience towards the end, so I guess I can see where he/she's coming from.
Mystia Lorelei It's the internet, people just need to get over it. Don't take what they say seriously.
*****
My grandpa has pretty sever alzheimers, but its hilarious when he puts one pair of Depend on each knee, Depend on top of his pants, waves at the people on TV because they see him, and says the weather channel daily graph is his heartbeat. XD
ravenwda007 lol XD sounds like he got on the good side of insanity.
OH GOD THE DOG KNOWS!
Itsrandi burn the dog at the stake and sing to the illuminati gods for them to forgive your soul and, and, and, yeah... :))))))
r4ymond2 Gaming But dog backwards is god... Oh no... Dogs are the illuminati!
*murders all of you*
OH CRAP! I'm out of toilet paper! Use your head! Huh? No, use your head, theres toilet paper on it. Oh yeah!
I found a hat wig at a thrift shop once
It was hilarious
am i the only one that doesn't find the banana slicer useless? it's pretty much a time saver for people who don't want to spend forever putting together a fruit salad
i dont think it's usseless
***** you could just use your feet for that. Granted you'd be eating with 2 of your major sweat glands but it would be an answer
people probably said the same thing when the apple slicer/corer came out
David Gauthier lol it's still the one apple product everyone doesn't have (comedic drum roll)
lol
5:17 'You know thoose times when you're so lazy you can't even exhale a goddamn breath of air?'
Lol fav one
I dont think the Butter Stick is a bad idea?
With you there
Because your're a lazy piece of shit. :)
Ell Iot who isnt?
Hey instead of sticking crap together like a glue stick it lubricates crap like butter in a stick
Ell Iot Convenience doesn't always equal laziness.
1985: I bet that there's flying cars in the future
2019: BABY MOP!!!!!
The screen privacy hood is pretty dumb considering a person could just walk up to the monitor and take it off haha and the person wearing it wouldn't even see it coming!
LOL what a douche
Everyone would know your watching porn or something inappropriate XD
Cat wigs actually made me lol
Not gonna lie. The butter stick is a good idea.
So did i :P
it was stupid too
Ka-KAA Gaming its stupid butttttttt its useful.
Nicole Michaelis do u mean "its stupid BUTTER useful"
Trinity Munroe facepalms good one...
number 15 the phone fingers are pretty useful if you out them under latex gloves while you're dying your hair. my nails always tear my gloves so that that extra material is quite useful lol
*put
nah, cat wigs are better
LOL, Invader Zim
dude! just edit your first comment -_-
The Xbox One should be on here.
You should be on here.
YES IT REALLY SHOULD BE
The Xbox One, and the PS4.
*Grabs popcorn*
TheGamingManatee can i have some?
You Probaly Have Never Even Tried the xbox 1. Your Just Mad You dont Have 1. Wanna Discuss this go on xbox and add me @SightedButter
Butterstick is a pretty good idea tbh
i know lol
***** but that banana slicer is good too.We alredy have apple slicers so why not have bannanas and oranges.
where do you get cylindrical butter
I would use the butter stick...its a genuis idea!
I guess you would have the butter stick full of toast crumbs after one use. I think I would hate to use it. Maybe for the lulz but not everyday.
Enkidu1701 Then I would wash it off or cut the part with bread on it or just lick it clean
Michael Freemen
Hahaha, if you love this invention and want to use it you find a solution.
"just lick it clean" - a butter stick?!
LOL
Washing or cutting it off is impractical - of course.
But that´s part of the concept of those fun inventions the Japanese call "Chindogu". If you google "Chindogu" you´ll find a lot of funny things that may make you smile.
I love that stuff and I would also use the butter stick too. But it would be for fun, it wouldn´t make my life easier.
greetings
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Enkidu1701 o-o actually washing and cutting it off is what some people might do and licking it clean is good if ur the only 1 usin it. Plus I might not really care about the crumbs unless they cover every single spot. Also why not scrape off the the crumbs with your finger?
Michael Freemen
or recycle them by scraping them off the stick onto your next slice, while adding new crumbs. :P
I haven’t seen a Dolan video in years! This brings back memories
shouldnt be on this list: butterstick, sleepingbag suit, banana slicer
I will pay any listed amount of US Dollars or Euros for a Butter Stick.
love the username #TF2Rocks
Wrong both times , it's 5 keys
how much does 10000million fit u'r mind?
When I was a kid, we had number 9...We called them "ski-doo suits" or "snowmobile suits" and wore them outside to play in the winter. Number six like something that would come as a bonus with a ninja video game.
I miss these.
okay the budder stick and pet rock are pretty cool
Yea
Omg, the pet rock is so cute, i think i buy one :D
Sky army !
Actually the butter stick is quite a bad idea because once you put it once on your bread, and then you somebody else puts it on their waffle, you could find bread bits on their waffle. Sooo kinda gross
Gavin Easter ROFL