@@hazdra1896 demos missing eye's socket was cursed by the bombanomacon, when a eye is placed in there, it becomes the monuclous, so INFINITE MONULCLUS.
The real attack on demo: Find a server with grappling hooks and the resizeme commands. Get some demos (heavy works as well) resize to become titans Have some kunai spies and half-zatoichi soldiers/demos on the other team with grappling hooks Play attack on titan opening intro
Sie sind das Essen und Wir sind die Jaeger! Feuerroter Pfeil und Bogen Fumareta hana no namae mo shirazu ni Chi ni ochita tori wa kaze o machiwabiru Inotta tokoro de nani mo kawaranai Ima o kaeru no wa tatakau kakugo da Shikabane fumikoete Susumu ishi o warau buta yo Kachiku no annei kyogi no hanei Shiseru garou no jiyuu o! Torawareta kutsujoku wa hangeki no koushi da Jouheki no sono kanata emono o hofuru Jaeger Hotobashiru shoudou ni sono mi o yaki nagara Tasogare ni hi o ugatsu guren no yumiya Ya o tsugae oikakeru yatsu wa nigasanai Ya o hanachi oitsumeru kesshite nigasanai Genkai made hikishiboru hachikiresou na tsuru Yatsu ga ikitaeru made nando demo hanatsu Emono o korosu no wa dougu demo gijutsu demo nai Togisumasareta omae jishin no satsui da Wir sind die Jaeger! Honoo no you ni atsuku Wir sind die Jaeger! Kouri no you ni hiyayaka ni Wir sind die Jaeger! Onore o ya ni komete Wir sind die Jaeger! Subete o tsuranuiteyuke Angriff auf die Titanen Der Junge von einst wird bald zum Schwert greifen Wer nur seine Machtlosigkeit beklagt kann nichts veraendern Der Junge von einst wird bald das Schwarze Schwert ergreifen Hass und Zorn sind eine zweischneidige Klinge Bald eines Tages wird er dem Schicksal die Zaehne zeigen Nanika o kaeru koto ga dekiru no wa Nanika o suteru koto ga dekiru mono Nanihitotsu risuku nado seowanai mama de Nanika ga kanau nado Angu no soutei tada no gen'ei Ima wa mubou na yuuki mo Jiyuu no senpei kake no kousei Hashiru dorei ni shouri o! Kaserareta fujouri wa shingeki no koushi da Ubawareta sono chihei sekai o nozomu Ehren Tomedonaki shoudou ni sono mi o okasare nagara Yoiyami ni shi o hakobu meifu no yumiya There is the entire lyrics for AOT
11:30 I think one of the most unappreciated parts of this interaction is when the scout shoots the medic's ragdoll right after he kill binds, pushing it in the opposite direction it was falling.
The Anger sniper was GrapeDemon, who had their melee out to kill a Soldier, and who did not say anything in chat. (assuming that Person0-016's timestamp was the one you meant)
11:56 don’t you love it when you get the perfect voice line for the moment? I was in the waiting for players phase of in Upwards match and I was playing Scout using the Rock Paper Scissors taunt. An enemy demo just walked straight past me and said “No”, so I just clicked the Jeer voice line and got Scout’s “I can’t believe that just happened!” The way the demo turned around and just looked at me was so funny to me for some reason
I had a sniper named codboy69 charge me with a bushwacka as an engineer. I still can’t stop laughing. The sniper some how managed to make it to our intel room unscathed and died instantly.
You see SoundSmith when you equip the mackerel it musk's the smell of a Boston boy leaving the enemies to believe there is no harm nearby allowing you to in a way be cloaked like a sphee.
Im convinced Bearded is to Soundsmith as Skulker is to RussianBadger, they are just an AI that have scoured the internet for the worlds funniest memes, and apply them to the videos
"Is that a T-posed Demo?" UM ACTUALLY Soundsmith, that is an A-pose, even though it's actually called a reference pose and you're clearly just calling it a T-pose because it's the most recognizable term for your audience. Look at me, everyone, I have a basic understanding of the English language, that means I'm smart and not obnoxious.
Random TF2 players: The Holy Mackerel sucks! It's the worst melee weapon in TF2, prove me wrong! SoundSmith: *Kills a Brass Beast Heavy at full health* 14:21
Omg I just noticed that his Demo Ragdoll at 4:43 is a nearly perfect replication of the Stock Dead Family Guy pic. That actually confirms that Soundsmith is Peter Griffin from Total Drama Island.
![[TF2] "Monthly" Meatloaf: SoundSmith has a Heart Attack](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8-cGG4rwxVs/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[TF2] "Monthly" Meatloaf: Back to Basics](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/duVzyBZpllM/mqdefault.jpg)
![[TF2] Monthly Meatloaf: The Legendary Quadruple Doink](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-eiWcyCXzFA/mqdefault.jpg)
![[TF2] "Monthly" Meatloaf: Fist of the Lone Star](/img/1.gif)
What makes me a good titan? If I were a bad titan, I wouldn't be peakin' over this wall discussin' it with ye now would I?!
Voice of .Reason *LEEEEEEETS EAT EM!*
LET GO! I NEED TO TELL THEM I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
They've got more feckin' titans in the north side than they got the likes 'a me.
Wait, if demoman was a titan, wouldn't he have regenerated his eye?
@@hazdra1896 demos missing eye's socket was cursed by the bombanomacon, when a eye is placed in there, it becomes the monuclous, so INFINITE MONULCLUS.
Soundsmith
Misses a shot:
"I should have hit that"
Hits a shot:
"I did not deserve that hit"
blessed profile pic
Wrong Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.
sakmi kuhl hmmm
This is painfully applicable to a lot of the rest of him as well.
Soundsmith has self esteem issues the poor guy can’t credit himself once in a blue moon even if it’s indirect
8:32 is probably my favorite Beared moment
"EVERYBODY DIES!!! *proceeds to swallow mic*"
Awesome.
*mouth kazoo*
*explosion*
*Meaty whack*
*Both chuckle*
i also love the one at 9:04
"fucking *GOT 'EM YEAH!!!!* "
Aint no mic swallow, he did a fucking square wave solo
“HAHAHAHAAA, EVERYBODY DIES!”
*yeti noises*
*brdrdrdrdrdrdr...*
-bearded expense at 8:32
BEARDED EXPENSE IS BEST BOI
“Awesome.”
@PryingRiver1 what happened
@PryingRiver1 he fixed that I'm pretty sure
Black hair anime girls have the best laughs
7:44, that medic had the most cinematic death ever
fuckin Hollywood
Yes
sad death out of context be like
how
I can hear the Wilhelm scream.
The real attack on demo:
Find a server with grappling hooks and the resizeme commands.
Get some demos (heavy works as well) resize to become titans
Have some kunai spies and half-zatoichi soldiers/demos on the other team with grappling hooks
Play attack on titan opening intro
jpgexepng
THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING
Its called Guren no Yumiya
Sie sind das Essen und Wir sind die Jaeger!
Feuerroter Pfeil und Bogen
Fumareta hana no namae mo shirazu ni
Chi ni ochita tori wa kaze o machiwabiru
Inotta tokoro de nani mo kawaranai
Ima o kaeru no wa tatakau kakugo da
Shikabane fumikoete
Susumu ishi o warau buta yo
Kachiku no annei kyogi no hanei
Shiseru garou no jiyuu o!
Torawareta kutsujoku wa hangeki no koushi da
Jouheki no sono kanata emono o hofuru Jaeger
Hotobashiru shoudou ni sono mi o yaki nagara
Tasogare ni hi o ugatsu guren no yumiya
Ya o tsugae oikakeru yatsu wa nigasanai
Ya o hanachi oitsumeru kesshite nigasanai
Genkai made hikishiboru hachikiresou na tsuru
Yatsu ga ikitaeru made nando demo hanatsu
Emono o korosu no wa dougu demo gijutsu demo nai
Togisumasareta omae jishin no satsui da
Wir sind die Jaeger! Honoo no you ni atsuku
Wir sind die Jaeger! Kouri no you ni hiyayaka ni
Wir sind die Jaeger! Onore o ya ni komete
Wir sind die Jaeger! Subete o tsuranuiteyuke
Angriff auf die Titanen
Der Junge von einst wird bald zum Schwert greifen
Wer nur seine Machtlosigkeit beklagt kann nichts veraendern
Der Junge von einst wird bald das Schwarze Schwert ergreifen
Hass und Zorn sind eine zweischneidige Klinge
Bald eines Tages wird er dem Schicksal die Zaehne zeigen
Nanika o kaeru koto ga dekiru no wa
Nanika o suteru koto ga dekiru mono
Nanihitotsu risuku nado seowanai mama de
Nanika ga kanau nado
Angu no soutei tada no gen'ei
Ima wa mubou na yuuki mo
Jiyuu no senpei kake no kousei
Hashiru dorei ni shouri o!
Kaserareta fujouri wa shingeki no koushi da
Ubawareta sono chihei sekai o nozomu Ehren
Tomedonaki shoudou ni sono mi o okasare nagara
Yoiyami ni shi o hakobu meifu no yumiya
There is the entire lyrics for AOT
The titans also need to be t-posed
@@labrynthe5972 this guy is a true gamer
Bearded has the cutest laugh, change my mind.
cactie
I don't WANNA
Yes, his singing voice is also cute.
MINING ALL THEM EMERALDS
No u
*EVERYBODY DIEEEE*
*IFKSBQYCKBWUV3BVI*
I was gonna make a stupid joke but it was cheesy
11:30 I think one of the most unappreciated parts of this interaction is when the scout shoots the medic's ragdoll right after he kill binds, pushing it in the opposite direction it was falling.
Noticed that aawwll
"I just went on a 3K in their base with a fish"
Its TF2 man, nothing ever makes sense
Do you mean bass
@@stevenbills2600 base my guy
@@thatoneguy9149 woosh
@@apersonwholikespie2688 he didn't miss the joke though
the egg its a pun
9:50
Sputnik launch (1950 colorized)
Oof
Makes sense, The Sputnik was a Russian spacecraft.
"You just got dominated, Sputnik!"
- Some Soldier using the Direct Hit
10:48 "Sniper" killed "His Shadow"
-RightHeaR - pew
Fastest draw in the west
Funny thing is that it happened around the same time that the arrow landed
Oh no
Uhh... he about to die of a mental shutdown now.
8:25
Can we appreciate this Anger sniper who dodged, prepared their melee weapon, and gave Sound respect for the double-donk.
Did you mean 5:25
The Anger sniper was GrapeDemon, who had their melee out to kill a Soldier, and who did not say anything in chat. (assuming that Person0-016's timestamp was the one you meant)
5:01
That heavy was too powerful to mention
OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU MENTIONED IT!!!
@@EvilAwoken oh blyat...
He whose name shall not be spoken
3:46 *scp 106 has breached containment, full site lockdown has been initiated.*
8:32 *096 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT AND HAS BEEN LOOKED IN THE EYES*
@@ther6sshieldmain937 And has officially disintegrated himself for some reason
"Hit me"
8:32 Thanos after Infinity War in a shellnut
Alex you autistic?
@@gameguide3207 you corrected Shellnut, which was obviously done on purpose.
And rak man is unhappy with the unnecessary correction you provided.
The award for Best Accuracy goes to............
YOU GOOD SIR 🥇
Mitsuba! Yeah you’re autistic
"Why do people walk in a straight line?"
To go forward.
Yeah like half the time he says this is when people are running perpendicular to him so strafing wouldn't help anyways lol
Heh, heh... 59
Note that you could also move left or right while walking forward.
To get to the other side of the road
You can also strafe
7:04 sniper survives about half an hour of point blank flamethrower with this simple trick
*Pyros Hate him!*
Find out how this sniper survived a point blank flamethrower
*With this one simple trick!*
edgy
*PYROS HATE HIM!*
Yo the f r u doin' here '^'
i like watching tf2 related content
edgy jojo refrence incoming
0:31 his stand is highway star
8:30
Bearded is the one Kyle that sat back from the Area 51 Raid and watched it on Twitch instead.
11:56 don’t you love it when you get the perfect voice line for the moment?
I was in the waiting for players phase of in Upwards match and I was playing Scout using the Rock Paper Scissors taunt. An enemy demo just walked straight past me and said “No”, so I just clicked the Jeer voice line and got Scout’s “I can’t believe that just happened!” The way the demo turned around and just looked at me was so funny to me for some reason
Sentro: says something remotely funny
Beard: *rotary sound effects*
Very epic
@@neptune8119 wow
The "T" in TF2 now stands for T-Pose.
tfw everyone forgets that it’s the civilian stance and they aren’t even making the letter T
if we're being technical it's the reference pose
Also called "A-pose".
No it stands for t-bone
t-pose fortress 2
8:32
AHAHAHAHA
EVERYBODY DIIIES
*UNINTELLIGIBLE*
aye aye captain
I like to think that bearded is really just MrMrMangoHead's tutor in 🅱️ar🅱️ape
@@thetarr2 *Died
unintelligible kazoo sound
2:40
now literally every scout on hightower will be doing this for the next month or so
thanks sound
6:36: I love how he just rocket jumps- Over a teleported!!!
I mean he IS playing trolldier
teleporter*
well no it was a scout who just ran over it wuth perfect timing
you can go on .25x speed and use 6:38
@@mrsquid_He meant over as in choosing something over another thing 🧍♂️
5:25
That Anger Sniper got Insta-Karma'd.
He laughed a split second before getting donked.
I think all of the unexplained low frequency noises in the ocean are actually just Bearded's moans
But sometimes, more unexpected sounds grab our attention
Like this desert rainfrog
*M M A X P O W A A H H*
This is what you like to think and its good
Diver: is dying because they are half eaten by a shark
Ocean: *GOT EM YAAAA*
"same wavelength"
*Rohan appears*
H E A V E N S D O O R
D A G A K O T O W A R U
*You fool, that is the wrong Anime! This video is based on AoT, and you fell right into cannon range!*
Bites za dusto!
Z A H A N D O
Attack On Demo? Seems like an anime I'd watch
Yeet
I would
Singeki No Kiongi
I even have a bodypillow of each character
Cinny same m8
9:45 got me to laugh for about 5 minutes straight XD
great vid as always sound
32 likes, 3 years ago and still no replies?
Yup
@@C-OCEAN and localized entirely in your kitchen?
*E V E R Y B O D Y D I E S*
*I N S E R T D E E P T H R O A T N O I S E S*
*EXPLOSION*
... *keeps going*
actually your wrong everyone dies except for the dude with the fish going around and hitting people with it
I had a sniper named codboy69 charge me with a bushwacka as an engineer. I still can’t stop laughing. The sniper some how managed to make it to our intel room unscathed and died instantly.
That dude was a hero, dying for his country 😂
Brave, Australian, Saxton would be proud
5:48
> Heavy wants to punch Sound
> Can't reach the top of the fence
> "Is not possible!"
I died XD
64 likes, 3 years ago still no replies?
@@C-OCEAN
I mean, replies are not exactly a requirement. Most of the time I myself give a like and get going.
@@C-OCEAN SHIT I DID NOT REALIZE THIS VIDEO WAS 4 YEARS OLD
Yes I am an epic gamer texan
tch tch YES. _I AM!_
What a gamer, dude.
His true identity has been revealed...
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.
Trying to get verified? xD
* THE BEARED EXPERIENCE *
0:38
0:48
8:33
9:09
13:35
13:58
You forgot his Out-of-context Story
And his glorious laugh
Bearded is a treasure...
HAHAHHAHAHAHA, EVERYBODY DIED!
I giorno giovanna have a dream
0:28
"Down the cliff you go"
**Screams in morse code**
You see SoundSmith when you equip the mackerel it musk's the smell of a Boston boy leaving the enemies to believe there is no harm nearby allowing you to in a way be cloaked like a sphee.
**hears extremely loud music** immediately likes the video
Yeah I do the opposite.
1:25 "I see your kill bind... And raise you one explode bind!"
*bro that's a risky bet those are rare*
Im convinced Bearded is to Soundsmith as Skulker is to RussianBadger, they are just an AI that have scoured the internet for the worlds funniest memes, and apply them to the videos
“Down the cliff you go”
Dude who has gone down the cliff: *Mutates Total Organ Failure in Plague inc*
The jokes, the memes, the many references, and people having fun. This is why I love tf2.
Stfu
Stfu
Lot of rude people huh
the ender destruction - Stfu
Lightly Salted no :3
I swear to god this game gets dumber and dumber every day
I love it, you need to play on a x10 servers that shit is strait up incomprehensible
A jar of pickles x1000*
×1,000,000*
X9999999999999
x30C
A jar of pickles x 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
8:31 i pissed myself
AHAHAHAHAHA
*EVERYBODY DIES!!!!!!*
**constipated noises**
@@theopinionatedpissstainer4075 kazoo
7:43
That medic's ragdoll tho.
ℙ ℍ 𝕐 𝕊 𝕀 ℂ 𝕊
All classes have a cool animation when they get headshot, but still
ragdoll is comedy
9:32 is literally my fav part of this whole video and so many more of his videos, I always end up coming back to this video just to watch it
*Heavy being wiped by soldier*
Order and law special victims theme plays
Angel Ribera Garijo law and order* lol
whipped, not wiped
I knew studio WIT had some weird production issues for attack in titan season 3
Justin Y. What the fuck
even in tf2 videos?????
I think you mean sudden increase of budget
Justin Y. You are the stickmaster500 of everything in existence like holy shit even tf2 tho
YOU TOO.
Swit. zle JUSTIN.
"Is that a T-posed Demo?"
UM ACTUALLY Soundsmith, that is an A-pose, even though it's actually called a reference pose and you're clearly just calling it a T-pose because it's the most recognizable term for your audience. Look at me, everyone, I have a basic understanding of the English language, that means I'm smart and not obnoxious.
36 likes, 2 years ago and still no replies?
@@C-OCEAN everyone is most likely to start liking and replying after they see this
@@eggsandbeans6373 yes.
Mhm
why
Soundmith inspired me to come back to tf2 after a little over a year
7:44 that medic ragdoll was *art*
Bearded is my spirit animal..
He's fucking annoying to be honest. If he's the one deep throating his microphone every waking moment.
Polygon Mr. Earrape? Yeah. That's our lord and savory Bearded Expense. :P
well he's my stand
he say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Now everyone's gonna expect that jump
I can't wait for the next season of ATTACK ON DEMO
Portugal raised a bigg boi
“Down the cliff you go.”
“ *BEEEEEP.* “
Soundsmith needs his own
“Epic Gamer Moment” kill counter
*_Best use of the Interstellar docking scene soundtrack I've seen in a while._*
9:38
God joined the game
"I just went on a 3k in their base with a fish."
Random TF2 players: The Holy Mackerel sucks! It's the worst melee weapon in TF2, prove me wrong!
SoundSmith: *Kills a Brass Beast Heavy at full health*
14:21
Soundsmith: "Guys i'm really bad at this game."
Also Soundsmith: 0:45
6:08
literally the correct sound of RX-7 drifting right there.
jk.
What do you mean that is obs a car screech my man
I just love how Bearded has on demand earrape mic
7:28
Snipers:Oh you're head is bloody 12 feet tall!
“Guys, it’s the *L A S T M I N E C R A F T R U B Y*
*proceeds to dine on mic*
scout: *has fish,jarated,and kills 3 people at same time*
I AM INEVITABLE!
I want to make sweet love to Bearded’s voice and turn T-Bone into SUCC-Bone
*insert "Why are you everywhere?"
StickMaster500 WHY R U EVERYWHERE
cause he has no life
Ahh again you
YOU.
I'd like to imagine that the cat on the titan's shoulder is whispering "Yes, Kill Them All" as the Demoman watches over the map.
5:50 this heavy was probably like:PUNCH HIM SO HARD HE EXPLODES
Noone:
Cults when they get discovered by the US goverment: 3:30
the heavy with the golden tommy gun shat out a sandwich wrapped in Christmas wrapping paper. Welcome to tf2.
At 1:19 I noticed that engie seemed to have a spell on that hat even though that hat came much later
SOUNDSMITH, IS THAT A GAMUR GURLL!?!?!? YOU HAVE FRIENDS AND SEE WOMEN AS PEOPLE NOT OBJECTS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
The Messenger yes, he’s a decent human being. Hard to find one of them these days.
Obot Prime indeed it is, we need more of these peole the world would be at least 60% better c:
Bearded is just the best person to ever exist tbh
Also I thought it might have some stuff about Titanium Tank because of the title
same
Bearded seems like such a nice person.
And to think he tried to off himself the other week... :(
Soundsmith is casually an amazing player and I love it.
4:55 thank you beard
Can we have more out of context Bearded stories?
Every time Bearded is in a video, it should be subtitled "RIP My Subscriber's Eardrums and/or Lungs."
3:41 my favorite moment and very good cliffhanger ending (i really wanna know where sentro teleport)
"They walk in straight lines" as he looks down a narrow path with little to no room to strafe
The part that I love about the intro was, not only the Attack on Train reference, but the fact that the demo is T posed.
9:52 live space footage of sputnik
Omg I just noticed that his Demo Ragdoll at 4:43 is a nearly perfect replication of the Stock Dead Family Guy pic. That actually confirms that Soundsmith is Peter Griffin from Total Drama Island.
tf2 is the only game where people reliably have a button bound to kill themselves.
at 3:16 soundsmith says "I clicked on him" and the medic healing him has the biggest grin ever
When TF2 mercs come into contact with a sitting Russian man with mittens, they have a 86% chance to drop dead on the spot
SoundSmith's hat should have a Strange Part where it tracks his killbinds.
If he did, it would look like:
Killbinds: 936,341
And that's after one day
SoUNdSmITh, thERE wAS A GIrL In youR ViDEo, SoUNdSMITh!
I really liked dis one
But soundsmith's fan, girls don't game. 🤬
cactie?
Yea cactie is beardeds girlfriend and cat is soundsmiths girlfriend or somthing like that, i don't fucking know
14:27 i guess you could say he's...sleeping with the fish
8:32 is the most “bearded expense” moment out of all the bearded expense moments
my cousin just named his jarate "Australium Bath Water"
D E M O M A N T A K E S S K I L L
Attack on Demo ep 1 SoundSmith joins the Survey Corps
Now I need a compilation of soundsmith saying excellent
Bearded modeled his voice around the stalker from half-life
13:04 don't worry, he scares all of us
aaaa
*aaaaaa*
_aaaaaaaaa_
aaaaaaaaaa
ААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААААа
~~aaaa~~
Monthly meatloaf: but everything doesn't make sense
6:00 bearded laughed so hard their Voice changer Gave out revealing That Bearded Is Actually Female
10:49
Look at the kill feed it's written "Sniper **sniped** his shadow" xD
0:17 An Angel has come from heaven to bless TF2.