Subjects of Furukawa
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- Опубликовано: 23 сен 2024
- Whenever Nintendo makes those "This is [important person]" tweets (based on the recent Switch 2/June Direct announcement)
My voice acting attempt at speaking fluent Japanese by just reading it while not knowing any.
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"Nintendo announces things like a terrible tragedy has happened"
"A second switch has hit the market"
“LYLE TURN ON THE TV, THEY HIT THE GAMESTOP!!”
Considering that they pretty much killed the Wii, Wii U and 3DS after the OG Switch came along, this might as well be a terrible tragedy since they'll force us onto the new console in the same manner.
@@jerricaleonard2123 At least he mentioned we'll keep our Nintendo account this time in a investor meeting. Which mean our Switch's Eshop library will carry over the next console.
“Pauline, a second Wiggler has hit the Town Hall”
@@jerricaleonard2123
Well yeah…. Old systems die and new ones come…. This is how it works since the 80s
Furukawa literally just said "@everyone"
Ah, hello again!
That seems accurate, we didn’t even know how to respond to all that.
Basically yeah
(Also hello again)
"This is Furukawa, President of Nintendo. We're making a Switch 2 so please shut up about it."
Nintendo, being the extravagant sons of bitches they are, decide to drop the reveal that a Switch successor is in the works via a 3AM tweet out of nowhere.
Fuck Mario Wonder. This was the true switch-up of the century
They already said they were working on another console earlier, but yeah
Heh… switch-up
It was probably daytime in Japan, remember, the times are not the same in each country or region.
Shigeru Miyamoto: Hey Furukawa! Race you to the next Direct!
Doug Bowser: Now announce the second Switch.
Jehtt reference
Should I be allowed to get the reference
To be honest that's what it felt like to most of the community
Nintendo communicating over Dial-Up is one of the most in-character things I can think of.
You’d be surprised how many things in Japan are still the old way. In fact, most companies actually still communicate via FAX.
@@paperluigi6132 I don't think I would be surprised, I still think about the fiasco over Internet Explorer being discontinued.
“And the name of the new console is … Wii U!”
Don’t you mean… Switch U!?
Scott the Woz would like that
FUCK
Wii V
Wii Tu
We at Nintendo would like to announce the second coming of Jesus Christ in next physical year. Do not expect info about it in our summer direct, but stay tuned for updates in the future.
Imaginary Technique: The sentence heard around the world
"Furukawa here" such strong words
Don't screw it up, Furukawa.
I’m intrigued, but also nervous for how this will go down…
Furukawa got soo sick of all the Switch 2 "leaks" that he really said, "frick it, I'm just gonna tell them straight so we can stop hearing about this nonsense."
THE SWITCHING
Psychiatrist: third impact nintendo isn't real
Third impact Nintendo:
"Please avoid any misunderstandings"
He's trying so hard to be Iwata
That and/or he’s fully aware of how… ignorant… Nintendo fans are.
@@paperluigi6132 both
Im confused by this comment. Did Iwata create the concept of… avoiding misunderstandings?
Nothing wrong with that. Iwata was great.
That said, not sure what exactly is exclusively “Iwata” about it. You sound like a hater.
I wonder if they actually planned to announce it
Considering they said "fiscal year", doubt it, probably shareholders talking
@@Mordecroxthey now have until March of next year.
I was like how King Dedede and Kirby were panicking in Kirby’s nightmare in dreamland
Yeah. In the original NES version, their expressions are more funnier, while in the GBA remake, it’s a bit toned down a bit, but a bit funny, though.
Nintendo proceeds to beam advertisements directly into our frontal cortex.
Okay, that Japanese is hecka convincing tho freakin well done ^^
To all Subjects of Yamauchi. My name is Furukawa Shuntaro. I'm using the power of the Fax Machine to address all Subjects of Yamauchi. I've undone the concealment of the successor to the Nintendo Switch, and an announcement about the successor will be made within this fiscal year. My goal is to hold a Nintendo Direct this June regarding the Nintendo Switch software lineup for the latter half of 2024. However, this world... wishes for a mention of the Nintendo Switch successor during that presentation. Not just the Nintendo Switch Successor, but a fix to future JoyCon Drift. I reject that wish. The presentation... shall have no mention of successor to the Nintendo Switch. Until the announcement... has been made.
I feel a Rumbling coming on...
Not the anime characters when they scattered from the blue dessert was hilariously
Me neither lol
died laughing to this aot ref
This is how it legit felt!
He better not fuck this up.....
I love your house.
You don’t speak Japanese? Your pronunciation was pretty decent.
Please tell me there is backwards compability.
Edit: atleast with Switch.
Sure, only with Virtual Boy though
Was that shot from aot ? Lol
Honestly part of me is scared of the Switch 2, primarily because i worry about backwards compatibility and if the standard switch's services will all get shut down afterward
They will talk about the new console this year, but not on the next direct. Whats complicated about that?
I'm not even going to buy it as long as their legal team keeps acting like clowns
30 mins ago gang.
Oh hell, here we go.
Here comes the discontinuity of more good consoles in favor of new ones 💀💀💀
I have to imagine this is bait cause anyone who has played recent 3D switch games can attest. The thing is struggling to keep up.
So I'm not the only one who knows that a new Nintendo console means bad news for players of its predecessors.
@jerricaleonard2123
That's assuming that the next console isn't backwards compatible.
@@TekDougdoesn't the switch lag because games are poorly optimized?
@@ssg-eggunner tears of the kingdom great game I add ran like dog shit and that was in house over a 4-5 year development cycle. The tegra x-1 is only slightly better than an Xbox 360.
It’s no longer a “Lower the graphics down and it will run” it just doesn’t have the juice to even process the games themselves.
i will not be buying second switch due to what they did to gmod
we will talk about the successor, but we will not talk about any successor, thanks for buying our $60 garbage
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