Jay: "It's mornings like this where I like to start my day off with a nice, hearty breakfast". Also Jay: *eats a fucking raw, live spider* Thanks, Jay. I'm scared to sleep tonight.
@@JayMoji Jay if you don't do it I will. That's an inspirational quote if I've ever heard one. How much do you guys think that would cost? 100 bucks maybe or somewhere in that range? Who wants to choose the font?
Recently I learned that tarantulas and scorpions won't aggro and attack you if you don't have your net out, so I thoroughly enjoyed watching Dan freak out every time he saw one 😂
There was a adult show that I saw on the tv. where adults eat spiders i was terrified and went to bed scared for life (I don’t know what the show is called I forgot since it’s been so long
The inflatable sofa is the most expensive thing. Next to the generator about five times its price. This challenge was magical. Also Dan with "Something you can shit in; my pants!" Same energy as Yugi pulling the final piece of fucking Exodia.
wow this video was so hillarious! Tho here is the real question, would you eat a turanchala if it did not hurt you and it tasted like your favorite food?
its funny that eating spiders is considered the epitome of humor when, in the grand scheme of things, eating spiders isn't weird. its a popular dish in cambodia.
What's the most consumable villager, right answers only
Gala.
probably one of the literal food ones
tangy :(
Chadder my beloved
Marshall
Tom Nook, he isn't technically a villager but Fail ate him a while ago
The best part of this stream by far was Failboat eating his bed and getting very angry at pears
a moment that will never be forgotten
@@JayMoji 😂
And then he scream NO POMEGRANATES
That's a sentence I should've expected to hear at some point.
Jay: "It's mornings like this where I like to start my day off with a nice, hearty breakfast".
Also Jay: *eats a fucking raw, live spider*
Thanks, Jay. I'm scared to sleep tonight.
I mean hey, spiders are just small furry crabs
happy to help
@@ericeric2973 That spider wasn't small
Jokes on you I watched when I woke up
Some people do eat spiders in South America
Not as breakfast though
A mod that can make you eat anything you desire.
Me: _first thought is eating Gullivaarr’s communicator._
crunchy
SALTY
Who's Gullivaarr
"something you can shit in- MY PANTS" absolutely killed me 10/10
might get it tattooed on my arm
@@JayMoji DO IT
@@JayMoji 100% do it
@@JayMoji Jay if you don't do it I will. That's an inspirational quote if I've ever heard one. How much do you guys think that would cost? 100 bucks maybe or somewhere in that range? Who wants to choose the font?
@@JayMoji Do It
Jay: *eats a living breathing spider*
Every single person watching this: "I am deeply concerned, please continue."
starting the day off the right way
@@JayMoji Sure did😭
@@JayMoji i can eat cats
It looked so eager, too
"'Something you can shit in.' My pants!"
~Daniel "Failboat" Michaud 2022
he always had a way with words
Honestly genius
@@JayMoji you can say that again😍
👍
Finally. I can eat my chair
yummy
Mmmm frog legsss
I’m more happy that I can eat my axe
its all I've ever wanted
"Something you can shit in: MY PANTS!" I can never forget that quote
one for the history books
Chat should've suggested that they eat candles(since Jay calls candle scents "flavors")
Jay never disappoints!
Recently I learned that tarantulas and scorpions won't aggro and attack you if you don't have your net out, so I thoroughly enjoyed watching Dan freak out every time he saw one 😂
Failboat and Jaymoji are the perfect pair :)
I'm super fortunate to have friends that are effortlessly funny
Can not disagree
I love how Dan's thought process was "Oh I can shit in my pants so it works!"
You came into Fail’s house of doing things you’re really not supposed to and Animal Crossing.
How did you expect this to go exactly?
"Once I get a net I can collect curan-talan-turla-bluh-a-bluh" - Jaymoji the professional speller
Child: I don't wanna eat my veggies.
Dan: *EATS SHIRT*
There was a adult show that I saw on the tv. where adults eat spiders i was terrified and went to bed scared for life (I don’t know what the show is called I forgot since it’s been so long
The inflatable sofa is the most expensive thing.
Next to the generator about five times its price.
This challenge was magical.
Also Dan with "Something you can shit in; my pants!" Same energy as Yugi pulling the final piece of fucking Exodia.
Failboat is chaos when it comes to Animal Crossing! I can't think of another streamer more prepared for such a challenge.
The wingding text was a slick move dude. Absolutely evil.
Eating fish you’ve caught makes sense, though.
It’d be funny if you could do that in game and get sick
"If I approach than bottom row, I can get something that starts with the letter D"
- JayMoji 2022
8:20 why does that sound so genuine
LOVING that u suggested bingo (a game where u need one line to win) and went in with zero plans twice lmao
Failboat should've waited for this instead of buying a cake! He could've consumed nook easily!
Can we just agree that we want more of this because it was hilarious
I can't believe ypu left out the part where Dan spent like 2 hours trying to get ready and failing
that ones for the stream viewers
"something we can shit in.. MY PANTS" - love the logic here
Let’s be honest, Jay deserves 1 mil ❤️❤️❤️❤️
we'll get there!
NO 100 Million
"something you can shit in. MY PANTS"
no no, he's got a point
8:22 BRO THAT GOT ME CHOKING
Something you can shit in my pants:
Dan 2022
Failboat: oOh my god, it's fckin wingdings!
Me: Oh my gosh it's W.D. Gaster
This is what Timmy and tommy does with all the things you sell them.
The animal crossing videos are my favourite WE NEED THESE MORE OFTEN!!!!!
I guess you could say that Jaymoji could eat his heart out.
you COULD say that.... you could...
Oh god no
“If I approach that bottom row, I can get something that starts with the letter D.” - JayMoji
*This is the story of how 2 internet creators got sent to a hospital after they both tried live spiders*
wow this video was so hillarious! Tho here is the real question, would you eat a turanchala if it did not hurt you and it tasted like your favorite food?
you guys are underrated! so glad to find your channel jaymoji
i fucking lost it at failboat's "SOMETHING YOU CAN SHIT IN: *_MY PANTS"_*
The eating animation is so cute tho
“Something you can shit in…MY PANTS”
its funny that eating spiders is considered the epitome of humor when, in the grand scheme of things, eating spiders isn't weird. its a popular dish in cambodia.
1:57 MOM GET THE CAMERA IM ON A FAMOUS RUclipsR CALLED JAYMOJI HE HAS OVER 384K SUBSCRIBERS
At the start of the video I was questioning how he can make this a videi
These villagers are gonna need some pepto bismol and like 3 cans of air freshener after all theyve eaten
ok, but what the hell are the chances that BOTH of dan's bingos were lined up at the bottom?
this is either rigged or dan is EXTREMELY lucky
he's a top-level strategist
@@JayMoji damn straight
My favorite thing is that I was just watching a very cursed game from Dan, Miitopia on the switch… just to go here to eating everything
"something you can shit in"
Dan: My PANTS
The lesson of the challenge: Tarantulas only attack if you hold a net
When the Uber Eats commercial is Animal Crossing.
should´ve put the part where fail eats the camping cot in
this is gonna be good one
“you can sh*t in it” “MY PANTS” 😭😭😭
The greatest mod of all-passive tarantulas.
If I loved failboats POV I know I’ll love jays
It’s funny , I speek fluent wingdings >:)
8:23 "SOMETHING YOU CAN SHIT IN..."
*"MY PANTS!"*
It’s funny cuz both times, but won with the bottom row!!
Nice to see the edited stream from the other side.
are we not gonna talk about fail eating his bed 20 times and having to re set
Can I eat anything?
Anything
Anything?
Anything
Anything?!
Shut up or I'll look like a bloddy disaster
Failboat made the thumbnail real :)
Ok, I know that this is unrelated, but a I lost a spider in my room. Please send help if available.
This looks like a game theory thumbnail
Failboat eating his pants and claiming it was something to shit in had me *fucking* rolling
WHERE IS EATING OF TOM NOOK, or did fail already eat him
we didn’t get to see you eat the capitalism tanuki, unsubscribing immediately.
HES BACK!!!
I would like you to find a mod where you can pick up and place villagers and even eat them.
i’m sad that you didn’t eat something like a oarfish
What's the song at 1:18??
I feel like I heard it somewhere before..
You are incredibly nice to promote failboats vid at the end of the video, I’ve not seen that before
Yes... I can eat the entirety of my shorts.
83rd comment that's the earliest I've been to a jaymoji video
I only Played Happy Home designer for Nintendo 3ds Xl
"Something I can shit in. My pants" Fail I'm scared
Now this is the animal crossing I know and live...
The old thumbnail was bad already but this is even worse!!
I stopped in the live for like 5 minutes and couldn’t WAIT for this to come out! Bring the chaos!
Great thumbnail! I have beef with Tom Nook
Gotta love the intro
Is the text mod just animal crossing dyslexia
Time to eat the whole island
"Oh right! Something furry!"
Me: *_Eat Tom Nook_*
I got a burger kind add before watching this
oh ayyy newly uploaded haha
Children in Afrika should do this to, but irl
"Hearty breakfast"
*t a r a n t u l a*
Heathy meal…
*eats a whole spider / tarantula*
Woah! I’m early?
Oh no- oh god
You ate that 😍
Average minecraft youtuber title
Don’t think I didn’t see the other cover photo
why did i get an ezCater ad before this
why didn't you add the pears line
Yay, more animal crossing videos!
Any chiken prove me wrong