A RUclips show. Hellywood would deficate on this man's dreams and abuse his son. He needs an RUclips video. In a way he has in own show on RUclips show.
Bro please put together a porch series. Make them all connect together. You could also add some angry and funny car drives from one porch skit to the next, it would be 🔥 You got real fans and we believe in you .... Just go hard doit lol
That is an awesome idea! You should seriously pitch that to him. Get in on it, you'll all make a fortune. You could have 2 houses, side by side, 2 porches...it would be hilarious 😂
I think your comment was SO funny !!! and I do think , that some real big company ought to put his face on their product... I bet you he would make them a lot of money and the whole world would know who Derek is !!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤ I don't even drink alcohol whiskey or any of that but if I saw Derek face on the front of a whiskey bottle for advertisement purposes, I would buy the bottle of whiskey just because it had Derek on it
@@lorettawilson1599 thank you! I totally agree with you he would be a great representative of any brand! Same I would absolutely get it if Derek's face was on it 😂😂
Remember where his kid leaves home because his dad said he doesn't loves him but in real his dad said to not to play anymore video games. Now after this video I can guarantee that both father and son share the same one neuron of brain. Love them ❤
Birds of a feather flock together! One can’t be a drinker and one is not!! He’s right in a sad way 😊. That’s how the distance between two people start when they each have different interest.
Oh my goodness I freaking love @shameless! If you have never seen it it's a series and it's a must watch but you have to watch it from the very first episode!!❤
Ive been on a Derek binge... watching everything. He never disappoints😂 He basically gave her a low key ultimatum...if you don't drink...we might as well break up.
I have been a caregiver to my cranky disabled vet father for 15 years. VA finally got us a caregiver a couple days a week so I don't drop dead from exhaustion. Last week we were chatting since he is in the hospital ATM. We were lamenting how hard it is to take care of him because, well, he can be such a giant demanding toddler. I said girl I hear you, you have only been doing this for a year, try 15. She said the only way to survive is to start drinking or if you already drink increase the amount by A LOT.😅😢😅 Drinking sometimes keeps families together. I hear you.
Not gonna lie, as a female I actually felt like this in past relationships.... also not gonna lie that I said it outloud to one ex.. boy did that kill his soul... he said I "made him feel like the most un-fun person in the entire universe"...meanwhile I was the asshole (at the time,being only 18) cause I hadn't "broadened my horizons" just yet....lolol
5 years sober here. You get new ones that don’t prioritize alcohol. You just need to put yourself out there when you’re ready. There’s way more to life than just drinking.
No sweetie, your old alcoholic friends dont want to hang out. BUT I PROMISE YOU, there are plenty of us that would hang out with you and a damn good time without having to be drunk or high to do it too!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DO NOT NEED TO HAVE DRUGS AND ALCOHOL to have fun. IF you live in Phoenix man let me know, if we ever go out here soon to go camping and hiking we will hit you up and go have some fun. Me my husband, the kids and our best friend and his kids (not his girlfriend because shes a psycho b++ch and I dont want to go to jail today or that day either for kicking her ass) But there are plenty of fun things to do!!!!!!!!!!! If you dont live out here man, Put yourself out there and start meeting new people that run in those crowds, let them know youre on the sober train so they will know ( I dont drink barely ever, But I would never drink around someone who is an ex drinker and trying to be sober you know, its called respect!!!!) and then meet people. Go to places and just speak to people. My husband actually hates and loves that about me at the same time. I will speak to anyone that doesnt give off creep vibes. I could be in the grocery store, movies it dont matter. Youd be amazed at who youd meet!!!! So I implore you to find the courage to put yourself out there a little and I bet youll find some amazing new friends who will be good friends to you and be a benefit to your life instead of a negative on your life. And maybe one day soon when you run into your old buddies they can see how far youve come and maybe YOU will be that person that can speak life into them to find the help they probably need too. Good luck and Congratulations on being sober for almsot 2 Years man!!!!!!! Thats a HUGE HUGE deal and even tho I dont know you, IM SUPER SUPER SUPER proud of you!!!!!!!! The best thing I ever did was quit drugs and alcohol in July 2004 when I found out I was pregnant with my 1st daughter and Ive never looked back!!!! You are on the same road and you are doing great. Never beat yourself up about it!!!!!!!!!!! Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE AMAZING!!!!!!
@@ligmajohnson5089 5 years, thats amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 thats freaking awesome!!!!!! I pray that 5 years turns into 500!!!!!!!
I told my gang that I'm never gonna drink beer again and they all got pissed and tried to convince me to drink again but i kept distance from them and now I'm positive and happy.
''please explain the difference what are we gonna do?!?!?!'' i felt that 😂
FACTS bro!
😂😂😂frfreeealtho🤣🤣🤣
Buy really what is the difference
Totally agree.
Liar liar she said I'm never drinking again
“Please explain the difference, what are we going to do?!” He said that from his soul.😂😂
Haha 😂 yea
Man between women
Wasted😂😂😂
Right! 😂
How the hell are you going to put up with me without drinking.
bro has his own dictionary for his own language
And his son adding to his vocabulary
Definitely 😂
😂😂😂
He needs to get a book deal.
That's what alcohol does why she's quitting
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 My first time seeing his material and I already believe he have the best sitcom of 2024 lmao
“After everything we’ve been through” that was funny 😂😂, he’s a funny drunk
He doesn’t even look or sound drunk
Rings have pranksters look like big time Hollywood actors.
Tom didn't respond.
That U Turn was epic 😂😂😂
U ain't wrong 😂
This dude needs to be so much bigger than he is. Someone pic him up he needs a show
It would be like the Truman Show
A RUclips show. Hellywood would deficate on this man's dreams and abuse his son. He needs an RUclips video. In a way he has in own show on RUclips show.
Totally agree!!
@@Cleobearbearmost people in the comments don't understand that Hollywood strips creative freedom and turns you out like a 2 dollar whore.
Neither I 😊
I NEED THIS MAN TO HAVE A SHOW! PLEASE
I seconded that
I third that!
can you stop commenting the same comment on every video please stop he's not gonna pin you
Agreed
He already has one. We are watching it. He’s in charge, not some doofus executive from some TV channel. 💕
Derick is a trip and I love his personality
This man should be an actor!
Derek is a whole different vibe!!😂😂😂
Lmfao he know if she stops he has to stop😂😂
😂😂
“Alright Tom I’ll see you tomorrow “ this man is Sitcom naturally ready😂😂😂
It's obviously staged.
We you're gonna be really disappointed when you find out that sitcoms (much like everything else on tv) are staged @nocturnalrecluse1216
@nocturnalrecluse1216 yea he had 1 legit one ,the rest are him milking himself, its so cringy lol ..like bru. ..
@@javilez811bro your cringy 😅
@@JoshuaWhitney-st4vt 😅😅😅 why u scared to say it ? Cringe
Bro you are to damn funny 🤣😂🤣 keep em coming bro
that u turn for me is everything 😂🤣🤣
"Please explain the difference" got me rolling on the floor😂
it like potato tomato
@@Mr-T-green Fr😂
Same here man 😂😂😂
Well, I'm sorry but it's time for ya to get up.
Guy logic at its finest! Kudos
I love how he just casually walks out holding a glass 😂
He is always. Always
Always holding a glass. Or looking for glass. Or holding a can of beer.😂😂😂😂😂
He most likely casually walked in holding a glass
@@jersantos1761 I think the only time he doesn't have the glass is when he is stealing the dog, even the liquor isn't more important than Harper.
That's his bourbon glass. Lol
On some rihanna sht
The way he turned around floored me 😂😂😂! I absolutely love him ❤❤❤!!
Love these skits , l am here for it❤🎉
😂😂😂omg , he's hilarious...the things he comes out with😅😅😅.
It’s just content guys lol I love frank Gallagher
I prefer the original Frank Gallagher from the original shameless serious filmed in Manchester England.
OMFG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
👏👏👏👏✌️
How long have you known tommy?
I absolutely love Shameless!! Kevin was my favorite!! ❤😂😅❤
They deserve a TV channel...I luv them
Who are they
One of the best creators ever!👏👏😂😂😂✌️
That doorbell has the history of his life, by episode😂😅.
Let's fund a TV series of Derek. Can't wait to watch it.😂
Bro please put together a porch series. Make them all connect together. You could also add some angry and funny car drives from one porch skit to the next, it would be 🔥 You got real fans and we believe in you .... Just go hard doit lol
That is an awesome idea! You should seriously pitch that to him. Get in on it, you'll all make a fortune. You could have 2 houses, side by side, 2 porches...it would be hilarious 😂
I would watch.👍🏽
I'm in🙋🏽♀️🤣🤣🤣
Your analogies are awesome. Your a trip bro. Loving the channel.
“Please explain the difference” I died 💀
Me too i can't explain the different 🤣🤣
I'm fifty five years old and I can't wait for my son to embrace his personality like Dereck. You are the epitome of do You❤❤❤
@JANELLE•XO tf
Yall have no respect
Epitome of a hot mess...lol
@JANELLE•XO thats better than being 5’7” and 50 lbs
Derek atleast you play it off better than bud light... your ex favorite beer 😅😅😂😂 love ya bro!
I love you and your antics..LOL!!
"Nah babe its not an addiction, I can stop when I want"
"So then stop right now."
"I dont WANT to"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@reganwilliams7674😂😂😂😂
she said "im never drinking Again" he said "Breaking up with me right here, in front of my friends doorstep"
so he thinks the only reason that she is his girlfriend is because she has been drinking💥🤣😜😜
@@johnspurlock5465 He is saying they won't have anything in common to do together
@@user-xe5cz3dw8m yea haha 😂
*best friend, thankyouverymuch.
@@user-xe5cz3dw8mso leave her and give her her kid back you won’t need to come by ever!
Derek and his bourbon glass are inseparable 😂
Like Julian in TPB!!
More then him and the kids😂😂
Yep the flass and his roof beers.
Just like my grandfather. Sad.
This just made my whole day and I got 1 min left in my day 💯😂🔥
😂ITS SO FUNNY I CANT STOP LAUGHING😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Derek needs his own bourbon line 😂
I think your comment was SO funny !!! and I do think , that some real big company ought to put his face on their product... I bet you he would make them a lot of money and the whole world would know who Derek is !!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤ I don't even drink alcohol whiskey or any of that but if I saw Derek face on the front of a whiskey bottle for advertisement purposes, I would buy the bottle of whiskey just because it had Derek on it
@@lorettawilson1599 thank you! I totally agree with you he would be a great representative of any brand! Same I would absolutely get it if Derek's face was on it 😂😂
rooftop bourbon
Let me fix this 99
“Please explain the difference what are we gonna do? 😂😂…shit hit hard 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Awe... He's so sweet!!! ❣️
Derek character is hilarious, comedian in his right....😅😂..
We love you derek ❤❤❤
Remember where his kid leaves home because his dad said he doesn't loves him but in real his dad said to not to play anymore video games. Now after this video I can guarantee that both father and son share the same one neuron of brain. Love them ❤
Covertly saying "Your only interesting when your drinking" 😂😂😂
Or that’s just cuz beer googled obviously
🎶 _"You ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'!"_ 🎵
holy shit. this man is a fucking poet.
Love this dude!!!😂
This had me cracking up so bad 😂😂😂😂😂
Birds of a feather flock together! One can’t be a drinker and one is not!! He’s right in a sad way 😊. That’s how the distance between two people start when they each have different interest.
Lmfao 🤣 love the “Shameless”ness of this! (Btw, I really miss that show)!
Oh my goodness I freaking love @shameless!
If you have never seen it it's a series and it's a must watch but you have to watch it from the very first episode!!❤
Thea’s Two are a riot ! His-mom is so fun. We all need too laugh ! ❤️
This is so relatable😂😂😂
He need a tv show😂😂
This is the type of boyfriend I want!!!!
Same
😂 I hope y’all do!
I respect 🫡 a guy who stands to his principles.
Like it’s who I am!!!
What a drunk?
@@Zach-ju5viEveryone has a type 🤣
Frickin dude cracks me the hell up !!!
Priorities:
#1: Alcohol
#2: Alcohol
#3: Alcohol
#4: Best friend
#5: Family
#1: Family/Best Friend
#2: Alcohol 🍺
#3: 🤷🏽♂️
😂😂😂 hilarious comment you made I'm reading the comments section like I always do and yours seem to stand out is one of the funniest ones LOL
#4 lose everything
#5 die of cirrhosis
#6 get cremated
Bro😂😂 that guy need to stop drinking 😂😂a
The neighbors must love this guy
If you stop drinking, what will we have in common?! 😂
Your embarrassing me in front of friends was definitely the next line!!!❤😂❤😂❤😂
Ive been on a Derek binge... watching everything. He never disappoints😂 He basically gave her a low key ultimatum...if you don't drink...we might as well break up.
OMG 😂 Just noticed that's KrazyAss Derek.
WTF !!!!!!!! I’m dieing over here!!!!! This is too good!!!
Lmao someone needs to make him a very highly paid presenter
I feel his pain 😢
Sometimes letting them go is hard, but necessary. Saves a lifetime of pain, sickness, or watching someone die.
😞😒😖
This is a skit! Sheesh😂
Please explain the difference on my SOUL on my SOUL😂😂😂😂
I have been a caregiver to my cranky disabled vet father for 15 years. VA finally got us a caregiver a couple days a week so I don't drop dead from exhaustion. Last week we were chatting since he is in the hospital ATM. We were lamenting how hard it is to take care of him because, well, he can be such a giant demanding toddler. I said girl I hear you, you have only been doing this for a year, try 15. She said the only way to survive is to start drinking or if you already drink increase the amount by A LOT.😅😢😅
Drinking sometimes keeps families together. I hear you.
I think you may be my neice.
@@itsjustme7487 lol. I wish. Most my family are dead and the ones that aren't are selfish asshats.
I'd say 'rarely' but not 'sometimes'.
Now we know why Dawson said "same thing" when his dad told him to sleep and want to run away right after.
Where’s Derek’s Bourbon contracts? This guy could make Bud Light sell again!
Nope! AB is dead!
This had me dying 😂
This is pure gold
Get this man a comedy sitcom
Not gonna lie, as a female I actually felt like this in past relationships.... also not gonna lie that I said it outloud to one ex.. boy did that kill his soul... he said I "made him feel like the most un-fun person in the entire universe"...meanwhile I was the asshole (at the time,being only 18) cause I hadn't "broadened my horizons" just yet....lolol
I’ve killed my soul in the past from drugs and alcohol and I’m just being curious how are things for you and how is that man doing now?
Man I feel for people whose lives are that empty. Those are the ones dying of liver failure in their mid 50s
Yep, I knew a man who died from alcohol abuse at 48. Cirrhosis of the liver..He started heavily drinking at 17.
I laughed so hard when he said please explain the difference 😂
Lol the smile on her face 🤣
What are we going to do?😂😂
That triple step back track in surprise- classic 🎉
He is so funny I can't with him. Love his whole vibe
Stopped him dead in his tracks ! No drinking ?? What we gonna do... 😂😂😂😅😅😅
Lol..gotta love him
I quit drinking October 14, 2021 and no longer have any friends. Nobody wants to hang with the sober guy. Sucks.
5 years sober here. You get new ones that don’t prioritize alcohol. You just need to put yourself out there when you’re ready. There’s way more to life than just drinking.
No sweetie, your old alcoholic friends dont want to hang out. BUT I PROMISE YOU, there are plenty of us that would hang out with you and a damn good time without having to be drunk or high to do it too!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DO NOT NEED TO HAVE DRUGS AND ALCOHOL to have fun. IF you live in Phoenix man let me know, if we ever go out here soon to go camping and hiking we will hit you up and go have some fun. Me my husband, the kids and our best friend and his kids (not his girlfriend because shes a psycho b++ch and I dont want to go to jail today or that day either for kicking her ass) But there are plenty of fun things to do!!!!!!!!!!! If you dont live out here man, Put yourself out there and start meeting new people that run in those crowds, let them know youre on the sober train so they will know ( I dont drink barely ever, But I would never drink around someone who is an ex drinker and trying to be sober you know, its called respect!!!!) and then meet people. Go to places and just speak to people.
My husband actually hates and loves that about me at the same time. I will speak to anyone that doesnt give off creep vibes. I could be in the grocery store, movies it dont matter. Youd be amazed at who youd meet!!!! So I implore you to find the courage to put yourself out there a little and I bet youll find some amazing new friends who will be good friends to you and be a benefit to your life instead of a negative on your life. And maybe one day soon when you run into your old buddies they can see how far youve come and maybe YOU will be that person that can speak life into them to find the help they probably need too.
Good luck and Congratulations on being sober for almsot 2 Years man!!!!!!! Thats a HUGE HUGE deal and even tho I dont know you, IM SUPER SUPER SUPER proud of you!!!!!!!! The best thing I ever did was quit drugs and alcohol in July 2004 when I found out I was pregnant with my 1st daughter and Ive never looked back!!!! You are on the same road and you are doing great. Never beat yourself up about it!!!!!!!!!!! Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOURE AMAZING!!!!!!
@@ligmajohnson5089 5 years, thats amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 thats freaking awesome!!!!!! I pray that 5 years turns into 500!!!!!!!
Peolple start changing once’s it’s too late. 🤷♀️and there’s more to life then drinking so don’t feel bad.
That porch roof looks close to collapse
Please explain the difference 😭🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 He got me so good
This needs to be a sitcom
I told my gang that I'm never gonna drink beer again and they all got pissed and tried to convince me to drink again but i kept distance from them and now I'm positive and happy.
A real friend is sober all the time.
No, that should be the friend of a friend, not the immediate friend. Two friends not doing the same thing together, is not good company.
Brad needs a meeting.
I think my man has a his Masters in Brology, "what are we gonna do." My sentiments exactly.
“ Please explain the difference. What are we gonna do? “ 😂😂😂
Dude jokes apart at least take liver meds on daily basis.Evie is still a baby
DON'T EVER DATE A MAN LIKE THAT!
First day on the internet?
Dang she want to break up with Derek
"What are we going to do!!??" Lmao
Lmao!!! Derek you are so crazy!😂😂😂😂 what are we gonna do!!
"Im never drinking again.."
"WHAT UR BREAKING UP WITH ME YOU COULDNT WAIT UNTIL WE GOT HOME ARE YOU SERIOUS AFTER ALL WE BEEN THROUGH"
Stop drinking that’s what you can do 🙄
Glad you got the joke. So many miss it. 🙄
This man needs a good counselor and AA
Great message
😂😂😂im dead😂😂😂😂i feel him🤣🤣
That's right girl, find someone compatible with you. Don't try to change your man. It's a waste of good energy and time