The Roman Triumph

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @simonpeter5032
    @simonpeter5032 5 лет назад +2821

    "He made up for it later though, it's cool."
    >5 Triumphs
    >Conquered all of Rome and took over the senate
    >Got Cato to kill himself in Africa
    *Yup, he sure did..*

    • @SAGENT50
      @SAGENT50 4 года назад +109

      Epic flex on them OPTIMATES

    • @LeviForWaifu
      @LeviForWaifu 4 года назад +194

      The Virgin Cato
      The Chad CEASAR

    • @klutzspecter3470
      @klutzspecter3470 4 года назад +122

      It's all because Cato had to be salty towards Caesar. The Roman Civil War could've been avoided...

    • @tofuuuuuuuuuuuuu
      @tofuuuuuuuuuuuuu 4 года назад +3

      Tommy Dugan What

    • @tommydugan7223
      @tommydugan7223 4 года назад +5

      @@tofuuuuuuuuuuuuu evidently my pocket has been making replies to things... sorry

  • @claudiusmarcellus1347
    @claudiusmarcellus1347 6 лет назад +2168

    that giraffe was the most-detailed icon in this whole channel

    • @magww1
      @magww1 6 лет назад +34

      hahah yet so much quality in such little artistic detail.

    • @irongeneral7861
      @irongeneral7861 6 лет назад +62

      Pffft... The squares are *way* more detailed.

    • @brenokrug7775
      @brenokrug7775 6 лет назад +76

      to be honest i was kinda disappointed that the animals weren't just big coloured rectangles hahahaha

    • @StoneCoolds
      @StoneCoolds 6 лет назад +4

      Breno Krug i was expecting the same lol

    • @fatihsaidduran
      @fatihsaidduran 6 лет назад +36

      At 14:46 there is a unicorn with a rainbow mane at the corner.

  • @theharristrain
    @theharristrain 6 лет назад +1776

    a slave whispering "remember you are human" in the triumphator's ear sounds like something marcus aurelius would have lapped up

    • @jtgd
      @jtgd 6 лет назад +379

      "Orgasms stoically"

    • @alexanderschulz2100
      @alexanderschulz2100 6 лет назад +11

      sounds more like a line from westworld....

    • @erfgtdsfsdf6993
      @erfgtdsfsdf6993 6 лет назад +127

      ancient version of ASMR

    • @TheShadowOfMars
      @TheShadowOfMars 6 лет назад +54

      @@jtgd "the friction of a piece of gut and, following a sort of convulsion, the expulsion of some mucus"

    • @colinmckinstry8136
      @colinmckinstry8136 6 лет назад +24

      I wouldn't be surprised if he was the one who added it.

  • @aggressivli
    @aggressivli 5 лет назад +736

    *Slave Teleports Behind You*
    "You are still human, Kid"

  • @polkihn5075
    @polkihn5075 4 года назад +615

    "[Elephants and giraffes] are objectively the weirdest animals" he says, and then goes on to ignore the rainbow-maned unicorn. I like your style.

    • @twbillionare9568
      @twbillionare9568 2 года назад +4

      Time stamp

    • @metawarp7446
      @metawarp7446 2 года назад +20

      @@twbillionare9568 There you go: look closely after 5:34

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 2 года назад +13

      Rainbow-maned unicorns are just horses with decorations. Elephants and giraffes are _way_ weirder.
      They're not _the_ weirdest animals, but they're the weirdest animals big enough for people to see in a parade. (Aside from a few cephalopods, but good luck getting them to march alongside the dioramas.)

  • @unacittabizzarraechiassosa4143
    @unacittabizzarraechiassosa4143 6 лет назад +2399

    I would like to add that the offensive chants (Carmina Triumphalia) were meant as a way to remind the Imperator of his humility lest he would consider himself above the institutions. It was also the only moment a soldier could publicly insult his general. It must have been amusing to watch Caesar march under the taunts of his own soldiers.

    • @PMundi
      @PMundi 6 лет назад +287

      @IngLouisSchreurs I must disagree. His videos are great, every single one of them, but this one stood below most due to the sanctimonious repetition of 'killing people is bad' 'slaves are bad'. Yes, we get it, we have brains and eyes too, the modern perspective is not relevant enough to mention more than twice.

    • @gerwantofrivera3725
      @gerwantofrivera3725 6 лет назад +100

      @@PMundi yap, that was quite annoying

    • @matheuscerqueira7952
      @matheuscerqueira7952 6 лет назад +79

      @@PMundi He was just putting in perspective and setting a disclaimer

    • @F22onblockland
      @F22onblockland 6 лет назад +390

      @@PMundi Wasn't his modern perspective though, as he stated even people outside of Rome during this time found the sacrifices to be unnecessarily cruel.

    • @velvtania
      @velvtania 6 лет назад +63

      Exactly. We also know another example, Sulla's chant said that he had one testicle and that he thought it was funny.

  • @Nazomiah
    @Nazomiah 6 лет назад +1593

    I love details like this. It really humanises the Romans. Too many documentaries etc just show the Romans as some boring, highly efficient military machine. Details like this really make you realise how human they were, they cracked rude jokes and used billboards to educate people on geography! Classic!

    • @theharristrain
      @theharristrain 6 лет назад +172

      look at some of the graffiti preserved at Pompeii if you want a human view of the romans

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 6 лет назад +53

      Lord Ashbury I totally agree. When I was in Latin class my teacher made it seem like most of the interesting stuff was Greek (which of course a lot of it was), and the Romans boiled down to military and statescraft. These videos in Rome particularly are great because it expands on that initially dry subject matter and makes it interesting.

    • @Nazomiah
      @Nazomiah 6 лет назад +67

      @@midshipman8654 I have a book by Nephtali Lewis and Meyer Reinhold titled 'Roman Civilization, selected readings' - It is essentially a collection of random Roman ' stuff ' , everything from the writings on gravestones, graffiti, political advertisements etc. It's fantastic reading and really humanises the Romans. There's even advertisement for legal advice and people's craft shops! Some of it makes you giggle.

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 6 лет назад +1

      @@Nazomiah Huh, Neat. Thanks for the recommendation! I'll be sure to pick it up sometime!

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 6 лет назад +26

      And they ritually massacre dozens of people... So human :D

  • @SteveCKim-xb1hp
    @SteveCKim-xb1hp 6 лет назад +1882

    Historia Civillis deserves a triumph!

  • @flynnlivescmd
    @flynnlivescmd 5 лет назад +635

    "Imperator!"
    -randome unit giving a response to your command in Rome Total War.

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 4 года назад +38

      I mean you are commanding them so they are not wrong

    • @gmat5046
      @gmat5046 3 года назад +26

      Think you need a certain number of territories before that starts, so, accurate.

    • @ballsacsincorp
      @ballsacsincorp 3 месяца назад

      they say before you charge headfirst into a very heavy spear infantry

    • @McShaggswell
      @McShaggswell 2 месяца назад +1

      SETTLEMENT UNDER SIEGE SIR

  • @bificommander7472
    @bificommander7472 6 лет назад +603

    "This sounds a little human sacrificey." Huh. There's a phrase you don't hear every day.

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 5 лет назад +6

      A proper death before the roar of the crowd, not in some dark forgotten dungeon. You need an enemy even a defeated one as to not make yourself the enemy of the people.

    • @luckym1651
      @luckym1651 4 года назад +3

      @@jayeisenhardt1337 Remember when he said that triumphs were very rare, and triumphs were some of the only times human sacrafices happened.

    • @rossellalaface492
      @rossellalaface492 3 года назад +5

      @@luckym1651 more than 350 triumphs were celebrated in the history of Rome. And those were not human sacrifices, just public executions. Romans didn't make human sacrifices.

    • @TheGreenTaco999
      @TheGreenTaco999 3 года назад +7

      @HanselManCan ok but hypothetically if a country does 1 human sacrifice while kinda wanting to avoid thinking about it as human sacrafice, and another country does 1000 while proudly proclaiming that it is human sacrifice, you'd be generalizing to refer to both countries as the same thing, but yes Rome did do bad things.

    • @kommi7658
      @kommi7658 3 года назад +11

      @@rossellalaface492 executing prisoners of war at the foot of your most significant religious temple is really kinda human sacrificy, even if the Romans technically didn't see it that way

  • @TheModernMartialArtist
    @TheModernMartialArtist 6 лет назад +2098

    "The gold was spent on prostitutes, if you know what I mean." They bought them flowers?

    • @louis621
      @louis621 6 лет назад +81

      Dude, your channel is gold. Cool to see you watch Historia Civilis too. Side note, in the trashier strip clubs in Mexico you can buy pictures of saints and the Virgin Mary for the strippers.

    • @LAHFaust
      @LAHFaust 6 лет назад +11

      @@louis621 I love Mexico so much...

    • @starhawck
      @starhawck 6 лет назад +20

      I surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one.

    • @swissmilitischristilxxii3691
      @swissmilitischristilxxii3691 6 лет назад +6

      The modern martial artist must be an educated person.

    • @JimzAuto
      @JimzAuto 6 лет назад +4

      @@louis621 cool... the female entertainers have mothers and may themselves be mothers.

  • @tommasoragghianti7735
    @tommasoragghianti7735 6 лет назад +414

    Fun fact: I'm Italian and the laurel is still considered of grat prestige. When people graduate from university it is tradition to wear a laurel crown

    • @Lofgon
      @Lofgon 6 лет назад +14

      That is indeed a fun fact, I did not know this. Thank you for sharing :)

    • @konradvonschnitzeldorf6506
      @konradvonschnitzeldorf6506 6 лет назад +35

      There is the german saying: "Auf den Lorbeeren ausruhen." which means "resting on your laurels" Describing the unwillingness to change and hubris of victors.

    • @D00Rb3LL
      @D00Rb3LL 6 лет назад +21

      Konrad von Schnitzeldorf we say that in america too

    • @konradvonschnitzeldorf6506
      @konradvonschnitzeldorf6506 6 лет назад +3

      @@D00Rb3LL I don't know, how I wasn't aware of that.

    • @garn3590
      @garn3590 6 лет назад +24

      @@konradvonschnitzeldorf6506 we have the same saying here in Italy too, for us is 'Dormire sugli allori' and it's just the same phrase in Italy, we have another variant that means the same that's 'adagiarsi sugli allori' wich uses to lay and not to rest

  • @CreepsMcPasta
    @CreepsMcPasta 6 лет назад +2603

    I like to imagine the chariot with magic deflecting wards is like the modern bullet proof pope mobiles of today

    • @fairhair1539
      @fairhair1539 6 лет назад +65

      I feel like we watch all the same videos

    • @Archangelm127
      @Archangelm127 6 лет назад +10

      Same idea.

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 6 лет назад +56

      CreepsMcPasta The Romans were making Popemobiles before the Pope was even a thing!

    • @davidkelly4210
      @davidkelly4210 6 лет назад +18

      @@midshipman8654 Except the Pope was a thing since the Roman Kingdom... The Christians usurped the title when Emperor Constantine (who was also Pope) 'converted' to Christianity. Overtime the Papacy drifted from the Crown to the bishops (this happened in Alexandria centuries before it did in Rome which is why there are 2 popes today).

    • @hagamapama
      @hagamapama 6 лет назад +1

      That was the general intention.

  • @justinsanity501
    @justinsanity501 3 года назад +291

    As someone who has had the opportunity to be in a 100,000+ stadium of cheering fans, I can imagine what a crazy experience having 150,000+ cheer for you must have been. I understand why triumphators needed reminding that they were only humans.

    • @petrmaly9087
      @petrmaly9087 Год назад +6

      There is a Strahov Stadium in Prague with capacity of 220K-250K. Used a lot for sports and concerts. There are videos from it. It is insane.

    • @coquimapping8680
      @coquimapping8680 7 месяцев назад +1

      More recent estimates show the Circus Maximus’ capacity at 90k.

  • @funsquirrle
    @funsquirrle 6 лет назад +256

    I just have to say that, every time I watch one of your videos, I am absolutely stunned by the quality. From your clear and eloquent narration to your simplistic yet clear visuals, everything is astoundingly well done. I salute you for your efforts to entertain and educate us, your viewers, on an incredibly interesting and complex period of history. So in short, thank you very much for all of the hard work producing and researching these videos, and keep them coming!

    • @dsmith8079
      @dsmith8079 4 года назад +2

      With a plastic bag for a helmet...!!!

  • @dsnodgrass4843
    @dsnodgrass4843 6 лет назад +470

    I will never not laugh at the idea of Pompey trying to stuff his chariot elephants through the gate.

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 6 лет назад +101

      Now try to think at this while Pompey had the face paint in red and his soldiers behind singing rude songs that insult him and the romans XD

    • @uyuman1
      @uyuman1 6 лет назад +99

      @@krankarvolund7771 I bet the soldiers were singing about how the elephants were the only thing of Pompey that was too big to fit.

    • @MitchellD249
      @MitchellD249 6 лет назад +107

      Imagine being an overly proud guy like Pompey and doing something so embarrassing that people are still laughing at you over 2000 years later.

    • @LuisAldamiz
      @LuisAldamiz 6 лет назад +5

      You should because it shows the kind of arrogant loser prick he was.
      Oops! "Never not" = "always yes", right? If so, never mind.

    • @dsnodgrass4843
      @dsnodgrass4843 6 лет назад +6

      @@MitchellD249 Hell of a way to start what's supposed to be the best day of your life as a Roman, ain't it? LMAO. I can only imagine the fit he threw....

  • @hermanspaerman3490
    @hermanspaerman3490 6 лет назад +190

    It never ceases to astonish me that your videos , with basic squares and rudimentary animations (no critique), are so much more interesting and educational than any high value production video that regurgitates the same old facts we heard so many times before.

    • @christosanagn.9041
      @christosanagn.9041 Год назад

      Less is more in his channel's case.

    • @EL-ISS
      @EL-ISS 11 месяцев назад

      Quality over quantity.

  • @SamTornado1701
    @SamTornado1701 6 лет назад +62

    When I was a kid watching history channel, I always wanted more detail, but never got it. Finally years later we got a show with an amazing level of detail.

  • @neurofiedyamato8763
    @neurofiedyamato8763 5 лет назад +503

    Cato: No triumph for you!
    Caesar: Oh really?
    Cato: Don't try it!
    *After a civil war*
    Caesar: Good riddance, now I have FOUR triumphs.

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 3 года назад +19

      Don't try it Caesar, I have the high ground.

    • @ihathtelekinesis
      @ihathtelekinesis 3 года назад +19

      Cato underestimated his power.

    • @Saurophaganax1931
      @Saurophaganax1931 3 года назад +14

      Kind of makes sense that Catos suicide was the subject of one of those Triumphs. Me thinks Caesar included this footnote for more personal reasons than mere propaganda.

    • @kargaroc386
      @kargaroc386 3 года назад +1

      five

  • @KennyHazy97
    @KennyHazy97 6 лет назад +2906

    If the human sacrifice wasn't enough to convince you of the barbarity of the Romans, they were also responsible for inventing socks in sandals.

    • @swissmilitischristilxxii3691
      @swissmilitischristilxxii3691 6 лет назад +66

      LOL

    • @TheAchilles26
      @TheAchilles26 6 лет назад +202

      Caligae were not sandals. They were boots specifically designed to combat trenchfoot.

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 5 лет назад +39

      Those bastards

    • @TheCCBoi
      @TheCCBoi 5 лет назад +78

      We should sack Rome right now for this savagery!!!

    • @owo5869
      @owo5869 5 лет назад +81

      Japanes looking suspiciously worried about this comment..

  • @mynameisntpatrick1476
    @mynameisntpatrick1476 6 лет назад +342

    HIT THAT OUTRO!
    BUHDUH DUHHHHHHH DEE DEE DAHH DEE DEE DAH DEDEDAHHHHHH.

    • @andrewstewart1464
      @andrewstewart1464 6 лет назад +62

      Every time the tune drops, I like to imagine Caesar pushing a sweet four-horse chariot slowly down the via sacra decked out in purple sunglasses, hoisting a boombox, and getting a hit off a f a t b l u n t.
      . . . I never said it was a logical mental picture, but there you go.

    • @shugaku2461
      @shugaku2461 6 лет назад +21

      @@andrewstewart1464 Caesars Triumph, colourised

    • @andrewstewart1464
      @andrewstewart1464 6 лет назад +5

      @@shugaku2461 [image citation needed]

    • @s.v.848
      @s.v.848 4 года назад +1

      @@andrewstewart1464 oooooooo shieeeeeeetttttt 🤣🤣

    • @Octavian999
      @Octavian999 4 года назад +5

      Bruh that outro is so sad though. It signifies that now I have to wait a long time until the next Historia Civilis video.

  • @Bram06
    @Bram06 6 лет назад +882

    I imagine that the Roman army singing would've been a lot like a sea shanty

    • @MidlifeCrisisJoe
      @MidlifeCrisisJoe 6 лет назад +19

      @Friendly Neighborhood Neocon sure why not? I mean there were also land vikings in the Varangians, so yeah there can be land things based off of sea things.
      I'm personally a big fan of my land boat.

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 6 лет назад +39

      Or folk songs adapted to be a bit more... different.
      Like “Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “Blood on the Risers”

    • @TheAchilles26
      @TheAchilles26 6 лет назад +59

      Probably more like military cadences, which even today are often bawdy.

    • @BertGrink
      @BertGrink 4 года назад

      Or maybe somewhat reminiscent of "Carmina Burana" ?

    • @qwadratix
      @qwadratix 4 года назад +5

      Gordon Bennet! Haven't any of you folks ever heard of a 'Rugby song'? I would recommend you try to find 'The sexual life of a Camel'.

  • @nigelis2345
    @nigelis2345 6 лет назад +307

    On the concept of the color purple, purple dye was very expensive as the dye came from a sea snail. It was called Tyrian purple. It was so expensive that only rulers could afford it.

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 6 лет назад +16

      @@Mightus3000 Maybe for fixing the colour. But urine is used to make purple only during the XIXth century (with guano).

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 6 лет назад +2

      @@krankarvolund7771 But they certainly used urine to wash clothing

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 6 лет назад +13

      @@merrittanimation7721 That's sure, urine was a very cheap way to get amoniac. Which is a very efficient detergent ^^

    • @MlokLik
      @MlokLik 6 лет назад +4

      what the hell is this comment section

    • @NicoAssaf
      @NicoAssaf 6 лет назад +1

      Didn't it smell bad as well?

  • @craigkdillon
    @craigkdillon 5 лет назад +204

    Now I know why in the HBO series "Rome", Julius Caesar had a red face during his triumph.
    I thought it was just the writers being creative. But, no, they got it from how the Romans did a triumph.
    Cool.

    • @dyingearth
      @dyingearth Год назад +3

      Although they had him dressed in a more decorative version of his military uniform rather than the Royal Toga. Since there were 4 Triumph, the sparing of Cleopatra's sister and the son of the last king of a Northern African Kingdom by public acclaim was omitted. That king (raised by Octavian's sister, Octavia , and whose stewardship was later transfer to Octavian) later married one of the surviving daughter of Cleopatra with Antony.

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight Год назад +1

      @@dyingearth yup, king Juba II. Apparently he was also an avid naturalist and wrote many books on animals and other topics

    • @CoercedJab
      @CoercedJab Месяц назад

      your brain on television

    • @craigkdillon
      @craigkdillon Месяц назад

      @@CoercedJab I do think that a serious effort was made in making Rome for period realism.

  • @platypipope328
    @platypipope328 6 лет назад +510

    "objectively the weirdest animals"
    Australia would like to know your location

    • @aetu35
      @aetu35 4 года назад +16

      *Cue the kangaroos, platypuses, cassowaries and wombats*

    • @roberttbrockway
      @roberttbrockway 4 года назад +15

      When a dead platypus was first taken to Britain many people thought it was fake.

    • @tbscotty813
      @tbscotty813 4 года назад +12

      Perhaps Historia Civilis is such the historic purist he was only speaking of the known Roman world. Can you imagine the Romans' response to 'roos?!!!

    • @platypipope328
      @platypipope328 4 года назад +9

      @@tbscotty813 can you imagine the roman response to wallabies, or koalas, or platypi, or really half of Australia's wildlife?

    • @ptbot3294
      @ptbot3294 4 года назад +9

      @@platypipope328 their response? First they will build wall. Once they know the animals are harmless, they will cart them away.

  • @oWallis
    @oWallis 6 лет назад +1118

    What a perfect way to end my day. Some might say it's a.... Triumph. Also nice unicorn at 5:40 ;)

    • @BoabisXscopeS
      @BoabisXscopeS 6 лет назад +6

      Do you get the video early if you sub on Patreon?

    • @adind.228
      @adind.228 6 лет назад +20

      Also at 14:45 on the right

    • @fishyjishy2867
      @fishyjishy2867 6 лет назад +1

      I’m not the only one seeing it then

    • @Omni-kyun
      @Omni-kyun 6 лет назад +8

      I was half expecting this video to end with the "Still alive" song instead of the usual one.
      "...this was a Triumph"
      "I'm making a note here - Huge success!"

    • @MilionCokies
      @MilionCokies 6 лет назад +1

      @@BoabisXscopeS Yes you do, Robert.

  • @Solon1581
    @Solon1581 6 лет назад +333

    15:17 And that ladies and gentlemen is why Queen Cleopatra committed suicide.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 лет назад +112

      "I can die to an asp in the comfort of my own home, or get strangled in front of a cheering crowd. The choice was easy."

    • @Damptarmac
      @Damptarmac 6 лет назад +78

      It's horrific just trying to imagine being dragged along for months (all the time knowing you´re destined to die) to spend your final hours walking trough a cheering crowd, before finally being strangled.

    • @PeterGregoryKelly
      @PeterGregoryKelly 6 лет назад +43

      @@Damptarmac The psychological torment before the sacrifice. The message to would be usurpers to Roman power in the provinces and beyond was "Resist and this is what will await you".

    • @AlexYorim
      @AlexYorim 6 лет назад +3

      So did Hannibal

    • @breaddboy
      @breaddboy 6 лет назад +36

      Given the amount of stories that survived of her i doubt octavian would have thought her memory would just disapear. The girl seduced and controled two of the most powerful men in roman history.
      I think making a example of her would certainly be octavians prefrence. I dont even wanna think about the things he could have done that would have ruined her memory.

  • @rutgerius123
    @rutgerius123 6 лет назад +324

    Last time I was this early Romulus still had a brother

  • @UltraVista007
    @UltraVista007 6 лет назад +13

    I'm always amazed at the level of detail you're able to talk about matters nobody else even thinks to cover, such as Caesar being the pontifex maximus, which gave him the power to regulate the calendar, which allowed him to perform his 'winter' crossing... Same with this video. Most people would say: 'a triumph is... well... a triumph, and thats about it'. But you explain it in such interesting detail... in short, my hat off for you, sir!

  • @alialzuheiry8220
    @alialzuheiry8220 6 лет назад +10

    You're the kind of person who automatically got at least some people to like your videos before even seeing them, because we know the content is, like always very descriptive and fun. It makes us appreciate history. Thank you for that

  • @MrVlogman101
    @MrVlogman101 6 лет назад +224

    We need to hold a triumph for Historia Civilis

    • @mrelephant2283
      @mrelephant2283 6 лет назад +27

      I volunteer to be sacrificed before Jupiter in honour of this channel

    • @samlund8543
      @samlund8543 6 лет назад +11

      Well then, let’s get started!
      IMPERATOR!

    • @polishpat95
      @polishpat95 6 лет назад +1

      @@mrelephant2283 thank you!!!! Nobody knows you anyways so I bet they wouldn't care to feel bad. But that's a nice offer !!! Let's triumph :)

    • @LuisAldamiz
      @LuisAldamiz 6 лет назад

      And who will volunteer to be sacrificed to Jupier?
      Meh...

    • @mimus6596
      @mimus6596 6 лет назад +6

      @@LuisAldamiz everyone who downvoted this video

  • @jacobc2203
    @jacobc2203 6 лет назад +216

    Just finished a stressful essay, I needed this in my life.

  • @Xtravia9
    @Xtravia9 6 лет назад +455

    I always enjoy some bacon and eggs after strangling my prisoners.

    • @s.v.848
      @s.v.848 4 года назад +4

      My Man 🤣

  • @psammiad
    @psammiad 6 лет назад +511

    It's an irony that Roman writers despised "barbarians" who committed human sacrifice to their gods - yet gladiatorial games had their origins in funeral rites, and this ritual killing of prisoners at the temple of Jupiter is blatantly a form of human sacrifice.

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 5 лет назад +35

      How tame our lives have become that most never see death until it has claimed them.

    • @hzuiel
      @hzuiel 5 лет назад +74

      People find ways to justify all kinds of actions, I would assume they came up with various technicalities to explain why it was different.

    • @LetsGoGetThem
      @LetsGoGetThem 5 лет назад +15

      @ Not wickermen as Sixshooter said, IIRC there is no evidence of the wickerman tradition as Caesar described it, but there is evidence with a corpse found in a bog in Denmark (Tollundman) that Germanic pagans did human sacrifice via hanging. Probably an allusion/honor to Odin who also hung himself.

    • @CelticAngloPress2nd
      @CelticAngloPress2nd 4 года назад +6

      @Sixshooter 9 Sources? They're are none. Its up their with Margret Meads Blue Lagoon Anthropology. Marxist historical revisionism.

    • @rajivnair6778
      @rajivnair6778 4 года назад +17

      Hypocrisy is a common theme throughout major civilisations.

  • @zbou23
    @zbou23 9 месяцев назад +1

    The last two sentences of this video are the most succinct and insightful summary of Roman politics and the greater implications as to the power dynamic that leads totalitarianism I have ever heard. Kudos.

  • @LOLquendoTV
    @LOLquendoTV 6 лет назад +61

    Every upload makes my day

  • @SamTanXYZ
    @SamTanXYZ 6 лет назад +203

    "Objectively the weirdest animals"

    • @georgesboulanger7938
      @georgesboulanger7938 6 лет назад +7

      Gibbon say this in Decline and Fall too.

    • @stvdagger8074
      @stvdagger8074 6 лет назад +81

      Only because Rome never conquered Australia

    • @machineofadream
      @machineofadream 6 лет назад +51

      @@stvdagger8074 Would've loved to see them parading a herd of platypuses through Rome.

    • @rstous7691
      @rstous7691 6 лет назад +15

      @@thegainsayerstalker a chariot pulled by tortoises 🤔

    • @louisswanepoel1614
      @louisswanepoel1614 5 лет назад +1

      @@stvdagger8074 Vienna is in today's Austria so what are you talking about ;)

  • @ericconnor8251
    @ericconnor8251 6 лет назад +65

    Every time Kings and Generals, BazBattles, or Invicta uploads a new video I get excited and save to watch later.
    Every time Historia Civilis uploads a new video, my body enters a prolonged period of titillated rapture and transcendence.
    Thanks for the upload! I learned several things about Roman triumphs that I did not know before, especially the stuff about the route through the city they would have taken, including a stop at the ole Circus Maximus. Cool stuff.

  • @rosie8059
    @rosie8059 6 лет назад +82

    Maybe for the next 'His Year' video (or, rather, His Year*s*) you could make one on General Gaius Marius? The Roman statesman who was Consul seven times and reformed the Roman military into the disciplined and uniform organisation we know and love.

  • @sgtrpcommand3778
    @sgtrpcommand3778 6 лет назад +38

    10:48 It still surprises me to see that ancient soldiers are still very much like modern soldiers. Of the few soldiers I actually know, this seems like exactly something they would love to do.

  • @ninjacell2999
    @ninjacell2999 6 лет назад +371

    Wow! Saturnalia came early.

  • @laurensk.8977
    @laurensk.8977 6 лет назад +9

    I love this channel. You have such a great way of presenting information. Most documentary TV-Programs spend most of their time trying to "make an atmosphere" and raise the anticipation level to annoying extremes. There is so much fluster and bluster. In contrast, you just present compact information. It is so much nicer and wastes no time.

  • @justanotherbrickinthewall2843
    @justanotherbrickinthewall2843 6 лет назад +28

    "Make sure the elephants are given their emetics in good time. I don't want my chariot slowed by giant turds."
    ~ Julius Caesar

  • @TheSonOfDumb
    @TheSonOfDumb 6 лет назад +35

    Another excellent video, dude. I find the contrast between the civilized laws of the Republic and the - for the lack of a better term - tribal/primitive/rawer aspects of the Triumph to be very interesting - especially the strangling of the prisoners and the sacrificing of the bulls. Truly, the Romans were such a fascinating people.

    • @sircastic959
      @sircastic959 6 лет назад +8

      Oh they are very fascinating, primitive indeed in quite a few aspects overall I think Roman civilization was very much a material one rather than a spiritual one.
      They put huge emphasis on presenting things physically, their buildings included. It was a very performative culture and very grandios.
      What makes them so fascinating is their success. They were able to continue endeavors over generations and kept some semblance of unified culture for centuries.

  • @1berrylover178
    @1berrylover178 6 лет назад +21

    I believe there s an error around 13:30
    There are sports arenas well above that capacity (i.e. the Indianapolis Motor Speedway)
    At 150,000 it would be considered the largest *stadium* in the world

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 4 года назад +10

      Also, let's be real here, any major stadium in the world would be able to accomodate way more than 150,000 spectators were it allowed to ignore all safety regulations, the way the Circus Maximus obviously did because these hadn't even been invented yet.

    • @davidhoward437
      @davidhoward437 4 года назад +1

      @@yarpen26 Bleacher collapses in stadiums and amphitheaters occasionally killed thousands.

    • @ismaeljunior8624
      @ismaeljunior8624 3 года назад +3

      The Maracana in Brazil held around 199.000 people in the world cup 1950 finals, a modern stadium can hold even more, without safety ofc.

  • @calebsmith7633
    @calebsmith7633 6 лет назад +40

    You make being a Patreon an easy choice. Thanks for you videos over the years, they impact further than you think

  • @hamishwoodland7424
    @hamishwoodland7424 6 лет назад +162

    “We’re not going to linger, but hold these prisoners in the back of your mind”-Uh oh I’m not optimistic for these prisoners lads.
    Yep. Lucky guess.

    • @JimzAuto
      @JimzAuto 6 лет назад

      I thought the prisoners would be sold into slavery and/or forced to fight in the coliseum.

    • @Synochra
      @Synochra 6 лет назад

      not very lucky for the prisoners lol

    • @PeterGregoryKelly
      @PeterGregoryKelly 6 лет назад +5

      I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. You're going to feature in a parade to the cheers and celebration of all spectators. Now the bad news. You're going to be the sacrifice before Jupiter.

  • @juliuslapi7108
    @juliuslapi7108 6 лет назад +119

    7:40 purple was the color of royalty becouse it was super expensive

    • @lmonk9517
      @lmonk9517 6 лет назад +12

      Also because the type of dye used also didn't fade with age, in fact it was reputed to become brighter with sunlight.

    • @grimsong2237
      @grimsong2237 6 лет назад +2

      @@lmonk9517
      Never heard about the fading part and sunlight. Something cool to research now. 👍

    • @MidlifeCrisisJoe
      @MidlifeCrisisJoe 6 лет назад +3

      @@lmonk9517 I think that's because it was made with this weird kind of dye that was made from some kind of shelled creature. I can't remember if it was snails or mollusks or clams or something else, but it must have been found first in Tyre, because it got known as Tyrian Purple.

    • @justindie7543
      @justindie7543 6 лет назад +6

      google is your friend, the dye was made from the mucous glands of predatory sea snails in the Mediterranean "twelve thousand snails of Murex brandaris yield no more than 1.4 g of pure dye, enough to colour only the trim of a single garment."

    • @Lucas-po6mn
      @Lucas-po6mn 6 лет назад +2

      @@justindie7543 exactly so this made full purple attire extremely expensive, (we are talking about over a million us $ here)

  • @xxAnaconta
    @xxAnaconta 6 лет назад +80

    It would be pretty cool if someone had made themselves dictator during their triumph as an ultimate ''execute order 66'' move.

    • @nicholasnelson8641
      @nicholasnelson8641 4 года назад +6

      Yes that would have awesome. Sadly it never happened due to the triumph being a festive/sacred matter.

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 3 года назад +4

      @@nicholasnelson8641
      All it would have taken was one atheist to ruin the triumph for everybody forever. XD

    • @chicken29843
      @chicken29843 Год назад +1

      ​@@prestonjones1653 it's not exactly clear that the Romans literally believed in the gods of their religion, or if that was more of a symbolic thing to them

  • @Wilhelm369
    @Wilhelm369 6 лет назад +2

    Easily my favourite channel on youtube! I really love your videos, the style, the music, the design and especially the information! It's all perfect!

  • @alexbeedle3074
    @alexbeedle3074 6 лет назад +4

    The fact that triumphs happened less and less during the empire only makes Belusarius's triumph in the 540s extra badass

  • @holdinmcgroin8639
    @holdinmcgroin8639 6 лет назад +84

    "He made up for it later, though" oh boy did he

    • @angus6858
      @angus6858 5 лет назад +2

      F for Cato in North Africa, didn't deserve it

  • @chevysuarez7306
    @chevysuarez7306 6 лет назад +30

    15: 21 *Not Pictured
    But we already have the picture in our head - Rome season 1 ep 10 -

  • @alexfeinstein3440
    @alexfeinstein3440 5 лет назад +1

    Thank you so much for listing your sources! Other channels don't do this and it makes it really hard to cite them in research. Thank you!

  • @Sockem1223
    @Sockem1223 6 лет назад +2

    Your videos are the only ones I actually go back and rewatch a few times. Quality stuff.

  • @Arcian
    @Arcian 6 лет назад +393

    Fastest click in the west.

  • @derekburm
    @derekburm 5 лет назад +9

    "they [elephants and giraffes] are objectively the weirdest animals"
    Unicorn slipped in to the parade as it zooms out lol

  • @emanuel2cool1
    @emanuel2cool1 6 лет назад +2

    Dude! What an absolutely amazing vid! I had no idea I was even interested in this part of Roman history. Very articulate and basic but very affective graphics. Subbed!

  • @adamschultz7127
    @adamschultz7127 3 месяца назад +1

    “The funk was coming from *inside* the Republic”
    -Best sentence I’ve heard all year

  • @doshwhop
    @doshwhop 6 лет назад +2

    It's quotes like "But I don't think it's going to far to say that this feels a little human sacrificey." that are the reason that you have a gift when comes to dispensing history to the masses.

  • @Astro_Aladfar
    @Astro_Aladfar 3 года назад +4

    7:36 the thing that the triumphator's toga was all dyed in Tyrian purpple just for the Triumph must have been astronomical money buring! By mass, that dye literally costed thrice the price of pure gold.
    No wonder the dye was also called Royal pupple.

  • @cewnik24
    @cewnik24 6 лет назад +36

    Please do a video about the time when Ceasar was captured by pirates and all the mad stuff that went down.

  • @hellothere4858
    @hellothere4858 6 лет назад +28

    So they found human sacrifices horrible when the gauls did it. But mass ceremonial murder is a ok, I guess its the mass part.

    • @fartballs7094
      @fartballs7094 6 лет назад +5

      The death of one man is a tragedy; the death of a million a statistic. - Stalin (I think)

    • @lewistaylor2858
      @lewistaylor2858 4 года назад

      what would you say about the murder of criminals with members of the public watching on? as many modern states have this, including the US. After all, the Romans would consider their captured enemies to be criminals, we were certainly more than happy to execute defeated Germans and Japanese after ww2, is that not "mass ceremonial murder". The Gauls or other groups killed to appease the gods- the Romans did not.

  • @ryang7219
    @ryang7219 3 года назад +2

    Been binge watching this channel last couple of days, frekin love it! Great content I hope this guy keeps it up 👍

  • @jacobkline6146
    @jacobkline6146 5 лет назад +1

    Having been on YT since roughly its beginning, it's nevertheless extremely rare that I thumbs anything up or down. However, I've thumbs-upped both of the videos I've just seen by this creator. I like that subtle pause, followed by the music at the end, because it punches home how much I've just learned.

  • @NKM5896
    @NKM5896 5 лет назад +20

    “A little human sacrifice-y” is my new vibe.

    • @jasonbelstone3427
      @jasonbelstone3427 4 года назад +1

      It wasn't a human sacrifice. No, no, no, you misunderstand. *It was an execution of invaders.* They were asking for it, sneaking up on the triumphator and loitering about on the sacred way!

  • @MisterBrickFilms
    @MisterBrickFilms 6 лет назад +11

    While your commentary on the slave bearing the laurel wreath is pitch-perfect, the pictures of reliefs you showed clearly depict Victories crowning the triumphator rather than slaves.
    Other than that, wonderful work on this 20 min-long video, as always :)

  • @qnteban
    @qnteban 4 года назад +7

    "Giraffes and elephants are objectively the weirdest animals"
    i didnt expect it to get so real in here

  • @brentgauspohl9779
    @brentgauspohl9779 6 лет назад

    Historia Civilis videos are minor highlights of my month. These are some of the best patreon euros/dollars that could be spent. Quality, at length, every time.

  • @Zephanyah
    @Zephanyah 6 лет назад +1

    the quality of these videos keeps getting better and better

  • @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes
    @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes 6 лет назад +20

    Cicero: "How are these military strongman taking over our republican traditions?"
    The Republic:

  • @brunorodrigues166
    @brunorodrigues166 6 лет назад +4

    "And I know soon come my time
    For in mine void a pale horse burns
    But I fear not the time I'm taken
    Past the point of no return.
    Wage war like no tomorrow
    Cuz no hell there won't be one
    For all who deny the struggle
    The triumphant overcome"

  • @rasplez9889
    @rasplez9889 5 лет назад +13

    Always annoyed me in strategy games like total war that the pomerium is never mentioned and armies can enter Rome to their hearts content. I think gladiator mentioned it briefly when maximus's legion would have been a declaration of war to enter the city and the only soldiers allowed were the emperor's Praetoria and citizen militia.
    I'd be surprised if the upcoming paradox game "Imperator: Rome" even mentions it. It's why I liked the original Rome TW, because Rome was its own faction and you were just a family in charge of territory outside its borders.

    • @IudiciumInfernalum
      @IudiciumInfernalum 5 лет назад +1

      One death is a tragedy a thousand is just balancing the books with Jupiter.

  • @thegradualreport
    @thegradualreport 6 лет назад +1

    I'm so glad you are back, history daddy. It feels like that trip to pick up smokes lasted years

  • @nicegan8902
    @nicegan8902 2 года назад +2

    Similar to the tradition of military units being granted "freedom of the city" in Commonwealth countries today.
    I saw one of those parades here in Adelaide, Australia a few years ago where the local Battalion matched down the main street beating drums with bayonettes out. In front of the town hall a police officer symbolically stopped them and asked what they were doing. A soldier presented him with a document stating that they were given the freedom of the city and the police officer stood aside and the parade continued.

  • @aspenlovelock8115
    @aspenlovelock8115 4 года назад +24

    I loved the part where I was so engaged that I had to be reminded I just witnessed a mass murder in the name of a god I don’t believe in.

  • @enizle5
    @enizle5 6 лет назад +9

    15:30
    Nobody understands the Romans attitude to death.
    When it lurks in the corner of every room, it wouldn't shock you the way it does us today.

  • @SGMIV
    @SGMIV 6 лет назад +69

    I'd thought Belasarius received a triumph from Justinian?? so were there any other post-republic late roman triumphs

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 6 лет назад +67

      Well, the triumphs were still a thing, but very often, the Emperor, as head of the senate denies the right to generals to triumph and said that he won, even if he didn't fought. So it became a thing reserved to emperors and the generals have some less important rewards.
      Belasarius is an exception, Justinian let him triumph (and changed things in the triumph as it's not more in Rome and the Romans had become christians ^^). It's the last triumph of the Roman Empire.

    • @pete9320
      @pete9320 6 лет назад +1

      Very few (if none; maybe Agrippa?) non-emperors/imperial-family received a triumph after the establishment of the empire.

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 6 лет назад +30

      @@pete9320 I found that Agrippa was given three triumphs, but he declined the three, not fool, he knew that he souldn't made shadow to Augustus if he wanted to survive ^^

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 лет назад +12

      IIRC, most post-Republic triumphs (Belisarius excluded) were given for members of the Imperial family.

    • @papageitaucher618
      @papageitaucher618 6 лет назад +1

      There even were triumphs in byzantian times

  • @MyschaCannon
    @MyschaCannon 6 лет назад +2

    Loving the channel so far. I would suggest naming the videos (maybe number them?) in a way that makes it easy to see what goes after what. I.e. all the Caesar videos could be ordered in a specific way that makes them easier to watch in the "correct" (so to speak) order. Keep up the good work!

  • @ThrillaWhale
    @ThrillaWhale 6 лет назад +2

    Dude I absolutely love your videos. I nevered cared much for ancient rome until I discovered this channel a few months ago, starting with your His Year series. I ended up rewatching everything everything on rome in the chronological order playlist. Please tell me you’re planning to continue the story of the last century bc! At least until Augustus.

  • @exoterminator
    @exoterminator 6 лет назад +52

    Who wouldn't want a Triumph after finding a unicorn?

  • @devinsamuel3612
    @devinsamuel3612 6 лет назад +11

    I can definitely see the execution portion being derived from a much older human sacrifice tradition, possibly thanking Jupiter (or maybe his Etruscan equivalent?) for good luck during the war. And as human sacrifice became less popular, the tradition was rebranded as part of a larger celebration.

  • @TheBloodsuger150
    @TheBloodsuger150 5 лет назад +10

    5:34 “they are objectively the weirdest animals” 😂😂 how to start an argument on the Internet.

  • @fher_id
    @fher_id 2 года назад

    This channel is absolute a gem!

  • @efg-smca
    @efg-smca 6 лет назад

    The best history channel on youtube that I have watched. Bravo!

  • @KingOfScipii_Online
    @KingOfScipii_Online 6 лет назад +3

    I really hope all the videos about ceaser keep coming until his assassination, and then it leads into Antony, Octavian, Lepidus and the rest

  • @vallraffs
    @vallraffs 6 лет назад +36

    Did any generals ever include animals that weren't in the territory they'd conquered, like giraffes and elefants, just to make their triumph seem more important and flashy? Like, I can imagine Caesar and other generals who conquered parts of Gaul and Europe had relatively little in the way of cool animals to show for it. Maybe they wanna throw some stuff in their to not seem boring.

    • @michaelgamba7674
      @michaelgamba7674 6 лет назад +22

      i guess that if you bring in some huge wild boars, bulls, wolves, maybe bears from Gaul, the crowd would still be amazed.

    • @ReaperCH90
      @ReaperCH90 6 лет назад +6

      back then, there was way more dangerous wildlife, like the Bos taurus primigenius etc., i think you could find enough stuff. but i'm sure it had been done

    • @sarasamaletdin4574
      @sarasamaletdin4574 5 лет назад +5

      Caesar had 4 triumphs back to back, Gallic, Egypt, Pontic and and Africa (notice no triumph over defeating Pompey since it was a civil war, with Africa king Juba had been the ally of Pompeians so that was used as an excuse). So he had changes of showing of all exotic animals.

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 5 лет назад +17

      IIRC the Romans got hold of a polar bear once. I have no idea who caught it and sold it to Rome (probably a lot of internal deals)

    • @CThyran
      @CThyran 5 лет назад +7

      @@bkjeong4302 Apparently you weren't joking. How in the hell they managed to get a hold of one of those must be a long story in of itself.

  • @Matas2005
    @Matas2005 6 лет назад +6

    Continue the Caesar's series. They're so fun to watch, please make more!

    • @toasterforsale5069
      @toasterforsale5069 6 лет назад

      Swaggy Country It’s done, maybe Augustus/Octavian next

    • @francogiobbimontesanti3826
      @francogiobbimontesanti3826 6 лет назад

      Clorox Bleach no way it’s done he hasn’t gotten murdered yet. Also I don’t want stories from the empire I like the republic

    • @Matas2005
      @Matas2005 6 лет назад

      @@toasterforsale5069
      Sad. Bleach will help end my misery then ;(

    • @Matas2005
      @Matas2005 6 лет назад

      @@francogiobbimontesanti3826
      I wanna see until his death and then move on to the next guy

    • @toasterforsale5069
      @toasterforsale5069 6 лет назад

      I am Communism Wouldn’t be 30 mins goodness, maybe that and Octavian and Anthony chaisng down Brutus and co

  • @blacktee31
    @blacktee31 6 лет назад +1

    Always a pleasure to watch, so many battles I’d like to understand better that I have yet to see

  • @jmctigret
    @jmctigret 6 лет назад

    You make the best videos on the History of the Roman Empire.

  • @JonnyRPW
    @JonnyRPW 6 лет назад +47

    Ah yes. The fabled rainbow Unicorn of Camino de Santiago. Quite the prize.

  • @JamesGaehring
    @JamesGaehring 6 лет назад +34

    can 0:56 be made into a t-shirt?

    • @JimzAuto
      @JimzAuto 6 лет назад

      'Not dying in childhood'- YES

    • @spacedoutorca4550
      @spacedoutorca4550 6 лет назад +5

      I think 12:54 should be a T-Shirt

  • @irongeneral7861
    @irongeneral7861 6 лет назад +4

    He uploaded - Today, we all Triumph!

  • @cmcmahon331
    @cmcmahon331 6 лет назад

    Incredible. Keep doing your thing man. Some of the best videos on RUclips

  • @utkuguclu
    @utkuguclu 6 лет назад

    I love your videos. Who else would dig some much to show us the quirks of romans. This is the serendipitous detail you get from books.. Thanks!

  • @cheesypoohalo
    @cheesypoohalo 5 лет назад +3

    The part about human sacrifice was particularly interesting. We often hear of cultures like the Aztecs and how horrifying and savage their rituals were, but to hear other more renown ancient cultures sometimes had the same practices is very enlightening. Great video, I feel I've learnt a lot from this.

  • @raynmanshorts9275
    @raynmanshorts9275 5 лет назад +12

    "Elephants and giraffes are objectively the weirdest animals."
    Australia: Excuse you?

  • @XavianBrightly
    @XavianBrightly 6 лет назад +18

    5:41 was that... a unicorn?

  • @CODEXAMBROSIUS
    @CODEXAMBROSIUS 6 лет назад

    I got in a fight, i have a broken rib and 3 broken knuckles, my right eye has been shut from inflamation for 2 days and this hospital food is trash but when i got the notification for this video it made my day. Thank you for your efforts. (Im gonna be fine and He got it worse)

  • @joni2380
    @joni2380 6 лет назад

    The pomerian episode and this one are by far the most interesting RUclips videos I've ever seen. Fantastic work!