Barstool Pizza Review - Old Fashioned Pizza With Special Guest Purely Patricia

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2019
  • The most sexual and provocative guest, Purely Patricia, brings the heat as always.
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  • @BallJuiceOfZeus
    @BallJuiceOfZeus 4 года назад +2094

    Dave has ZERO new york flop when he's with her

    • @Gabebox
      @Gabebox 4 года назад +96

      This is an A+ example of relevant originality. Other jokesters take notes

    • @stephengifford4420
      @stephengifford4420 4 года назад +8

      Gabebox i agree entirely

    • @directorbeau
      @directorbeau 4 года назад +19

      I've giving this review a 6.9

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 4 года назад +12

      9.2 comment Frankie

    • @MemoryLaneCinema
      @MemoryLaneCinema 4 года назад +2

      hahahaha nice1

  • @toddage83
    @toddage83 4 года назад +1220

    Why do I feel she blew Dave in the alley immediately after this.
    “Frankie go get a slice “ - “ I’ll be a second”

    • @Bceltic43
      @Bceltic43 3 года назад +4

      Todd Fields creep

    • @elicrawford4760
      @elicrawford4760 3 года назад +14

      this is a professional review 😎

    • @KlausMosh
      @KlausMosh 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @blake4453
      @blake4453 3 года назад +2

      Such a weird thing to say lol. Creepy old man

    • @toddage83
      @toddage83 3 года назад +19

      Ok soy boy .
      Don’t cry or anything .
      It wasn’t that serious

  • @andreww402
    @andreww402 4 года назад +1322

    One line of coke, everyone knows they’ll fight for it

    • @panchotaqito
      @panchotaqito 4 года назад +2

      Andrew Welden 😂

    • @amandafata1203
      @amandafata1203 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @themrjones
      @themrjones 4 года назад +6

      Bitch you know damn well she would get the gator tail, Dave's to proud to fight am old lady, but she would save him almost half, just enough to sick his duck. You know what I mean. 🤗

    • @jacemenard9168
      @jacemenard9168 4 года назад

      Lololol

    • @drewking3758
      @drewking3758 4 года назад +1

      I'm dead 🤣🤣

  • @bonora89
    @bonora89 4 года назад +710

    One driver from the Magic School Bus, everyone knows the rules. No Yelling On The Bus!

    • @jamiebaker7265
      @jamiebaker7265 4 года назад +25

      Holy shit, spot on. Who knew Mrs. Frizzle was such a horn dog!?

    • @chad_garrison1991
      @chad_garrison1991 4 года назад +4

      Foreal man. That was my shit as a kid. Made me look forward to going to school lol

    • @EPICAP1
      @EPICAP1 4 года назад +1

      Nailed it

    • @justntime6750
      @justntime6750 4 года назад +3

      GOLD, well done sir 👏👏👏

    • @Hamburgler6.9
      @Hamburgler6.9 4 года назад +1

      Lmao!

  • @lz_377
    @lz_377 4 года назад +402

    This is the type of girl that makes you think that she’s easy but she will tease you for six months and not give you anything!! Trust me I’ve met her kind!

    • @dknotts30
      @dknotts30 4 года назад +8

      Ditto!

    • @lz_377
      @lz_377 4 года назад

      claude878878 so basically an in depth look of what I originally said... 😂

    • @transparentseethru4832
      @transparentseethru4832 3 года назад +7

      Naw I think we Justgot no game smh

    • @keppela1
      @keppela1 3 года назад +7

      I'm pretty sure I don't want her to give me anything.

    • @HamIsDie
      @HamIsDie 2 года назад +1

      So fuckin true lmao

  • @sonofjorel630
    @sonofjorel630 4 года назад +1033

    If she's this live at this age, she must have been a good time back on the 80's.

  • @Marvdogger2
    @Marvdogger2 4 года назад +581

    One Cougar on heat everybody knows the rules.

  • @maxdrelinger
    @maxdrelinger 4 года назад +487

    One “it’s not a cold sore”, everyone knows the rules.

    • @ZenCorvus
      @ZenCorvus 4 года назад +20

      Herpes simplex virus 1, everyone knows the rules

    • @stephenu2577
      @stephenu2577 4 года назад +7

      Syphaherpalicious everyone knows the rules

    • @donaldpaluga
      @donaldpaluga 4 года назад

      DAVE FEARS VALTREX

    • @matthewflewelling
      @matthewflewelling 4 года назад

      Which one?

    • @austinhyde1425
      @austinhyde1425 4 года назад

      That’s how she does her lipstick

  • @scrambie
    @scrambie 4 года назад +272

    Funny thing is she's probably a better lay than most 25 year olds

    • @godaddy54
      @godaddy54 4 года назад +34

      Definitely grandmas got the best cookies 🤣🤣 🤪

    • @dknotts30
      @dknotts30 4 года назад +1

      Muffins?

    • @cr-it5lh
      @cr-it5lh 2 года назад +7

      experience matters

    • @gz6148
      @gz6148 2 года назад +1

      @@cr-it5lh not really, if they have little experience, you get to dom all you want.

    • @usercoimbar
      @usercoimbar 2 года назад

      She is loaded with STDs too, you are gonna get herpes just by saying hi to her

  • @gregorymarcelin8622
    @gregorymarcelin8622 3 года назад +48

    “We picking up where we left off” Dave was in that the night before😭

  • @Mrbink01
    @Mrbink01 4 года назад +63

    "Why are you standing there?" 😆

  • @Ih8GoogleandApple
    @Ih8GoogleandApple 4 года назад +286

    One stalker in the background waiting for his turn with Patricia.

    • @scottyp2505
      @scottyp2505 4 года назад +1

      Lvskymar yeah guys a creep

    • @lamakicker69
      @lamakicker69 4 года назад +10

      You realize people watch him do these reviews all the time right? There’s probably another 10 people off camera that you can’t see...

    • @scottyp2505
      @scottyp2505 4 года назад +7

      lamakicker69 you’re definitely the guy in the video

    • @lamakicker69
      @lamakicker69 4 года назад

      Scotty P or...maybe I’m just correct in saying that people are always watching him do these reviews. Nothing out of the ordinary or “creepy” to watch pres do a pizza review...you literally just it. That guy just happened to do it in person and you did it on the internet. Jesus Christ grow up bud.

    • @scottyp2505
      @scottyp2505 4 года назад +2

      lamakicker69 I’m just joking around lol you’re the one getting upset..

  • @xkristixx
    @xkristixx 4 года назад +56

    "One bite, do whatever you want."

  • @daveazpilicueta7461
    @daveazpilicueta7461 4 года назад +123

    One rebound, everybody knows he still misses Debbie

  • @wjlintz
    @wjlintz 2 года назад +22

    She's dripping. He's not flopping. They're perfect for each other.

  • @leeder-
    @leeder- 4 года назад +73

    this lady’s style is actually so sick lol

  • @CharlieGeorge_
    @CharlieGeorge_ 3 года назад +74

    She's the definition of 'fun in small doses'

  • @mrdm0bds
    @mrdm0bds 4 года назад +198

    Dave smashing on the low

    • @rickmoskal2458
      @rickmoskal2458 4 года назад +3

      That's right!

    • @chasepape2664
      @chasepape2664 4 года назад +16

      On the high. He'll tell all his friends

    • @FU420B
      @FU420B 4 года назад +2

      Patricia and debbie at the same time.

    • @randalsavage790
      @randalsavage790 4 года назад +1

      @@FU420B I'll take Patricia. U take debbie.

  • @PureAsGold
    @PureAsGold 4 года назад +27

    "If you have to look for the Char it's not really there." One iconic quote everyone knows the rules!

  • @DBMD7
    @DBMD7 4 года назад +103

    All jokes aside, she actually seems like a nice lady. Genuine personality and she is herself. Nice to still see people in the world that don’t care what people think about them. These traits are dying with the baby boomers. Wish we could hold on to originality. Too many people now want to be like someone else. BE YOURSELF. Great review Dave with Patricia.

    • @Z3sty367
      @Z3sty367 4 года назад +1

      Right, you meet very few people with such a free self. Two girls come to mind to me Leslie and Kelsey free beautiful entrancing spirits all in their own, you are truly in the moment with those people.

    • @StewartLucrative
      @StewartLucrative 11 месяцев назад

      OK boomer

  • @biggerbetterfragz4776
    @biggerbetterfragz4776 4 года назад +63

    Are we all just going to forget when she said “a little drip on the tip”?

    • @WhaattUpp
      @WhaattUpp 4 года назад +11

      Everything that woman says is very intentional. I know women like her, I love women like her.

  • @dougferguson6876
    @dougferguson6876 4 года назад +568

    I love her but she would be a nightmare in large doses

    • @kidwave1
      @kidwave1 4 года назад +6

      ^this

    • @lostchild2003
      @lostchild2003 4 года назад +4

      oh ya think?...

    • @evanodum563
      @evanodum563 4 года назад +15

      @@caesarfiorini Too far. Too childish. Too blunt... to be considered funny. You tried too hard and missed the ball champ.

    • @broissey
      @broissey 4 года назад +2

      @@evanodum563 haha yup. there's always the one asshole that goes for the laziest "edgy" humor.

    • @steveleslie2170
      @steveleslie2170 4 года назад +4

      Is 2 minutes of watching her considered a large dose.

  • @harrisonlipton
    @harrisonlipton 4 года назад +62

    “One bite do whatever you want” - new slogan 2019-2020

  • @wyattdetherow6853
    @wyattdetherow6853 4 года назад +80

    Dave piping gilfs, everyone knows the rules

    • @MrShelly53
      @MrShelly53 Год назад

      she's only 48...born 3/9/74

  • @slashbrees2288
    @slashbrees2288 4 года назад +18

    3:56 One guy almost flopping his phone out of his pocket onto the ground, everyone knows he had a mini heart attack.

  • @atthedrveinn
    @atthedrveinn 4 года назад +31

    sexual tension 8.9 everybody knows dave already slid in the dms

  • @GotStones1
    @GotStones1 4 года назад +28

    Dave’s reaction to her repeating cockpit made me burst out laughing

    • @noname-zg8lh
      @noname-zg8lh Год назад

      This chick, with her injected cat lips, wtf is that? Is this James Cordon? And the actual RAPE on camera? Committing a sexual act, tricking him about his chapped lips, then executing the rape live, right there in broad daylight? The constant sexual innuendo? Is this Harvey Weinstein in drag?

    • @MrZachgonz
      @MrZachgonz Год назад

      Her favorite score was a 6.9 she said too.

  • @sochimoshen
    @sochimoshen 4 года назад +224

    One personality disorder everybody knows it's cluster b

    • @danielstellwag3081
      @danielstellwag3081 4 года назад +6

      I took mental health nursing this past summer, and I am cracking up right now lol

    • @kottyking
      @kottyking 4 года назад

      💀

    • @Avo7977
      @Avo7977 3 года назад +2

      Holy shit so fucking true lmfao. I was thinking either NPD, or BPD.

  • @mbj920
    @mbj920 3 года назад +6

    3:55 guy in the background almost drops his phone lol

  • @vanizamer
    @vanizamer 4 года назад +15

    If everyone was like Patricia the world would be a better place. It's all love.

  • @dubstepbeast3974
    @dubstepbeast3974 4 года назад +277

    Y’all remember when she sucked the sauce off of his finger.😂

    • @ryandriver9478
      @ryandriver9478 4 года назад +54

      Dubstep Beast it was literally in the video lol

    • @dubstepbeast3974
      @dubstepbeast3974 4 года назад +11

      Ryan Driver I said this without watching the video first

    • @martingonzalez450
      @martingonzalez450 4 года назад +6

      Purely “sucked off” Patricia

    • @kmma1094
      @kmma1094 4 года назад +5

      Yeah well next time maybe shut the hell up until you've watched the full video. Dubstep is also about as shite as that disgusting mongrel in your video

    • @dubstepbeast3974
      @dubstepbeast3974 4 года назад

      k.to.the.izzle mma awe you mad

  • @samfisherskiller
    @samfisherskiller 4 года назад +123

    And that's how cold sores are spread folks.

  • @kurtusky13
    @kurtusky13 4 года назад +26

    Purely Patricia is the mom that was addicted to diet pills in Requim for a Dream except she bounced back

  • @TeamSwagGod
    @TeamSwagGod 4 года назад +29

    I hate to say it but I'm prolly doin 'er

  • @GoColts
    @GoColts 4 года назад +115

    Debbie is going to be pissed when Dave comes home from work... Think before you select your thumbnails everybody knows the rules

    • @lamakicker69
      @lamakicker69 4 года назад

      Debbie? What’s wrong with the thumbnail? What are talking about?

    • @martijnvanderhelm4638
      @martijnvanderhelm4638 3 года назад +1

      @@lamakicker69 do you even watch the pizza reviews? Search for the ones with debbie

    • @lamakicker69
      @lamakicker69 3 года назад +1

      Martijn van der Helm is that the Uber lady? I don’t watch to many of the pizza reviews

    • @martijnvanderhelm4638
      @martijnvanderhelm4638 3 года назад

      @@lamakicker69 bingo

    • @martijnvanderhelm4638
      @martijnvanderhelm4638 3 года назад

      @@lamakicker69 the ones with debbie are fun :)

  • @irishfan1010
    @irishfan1010 4 года назад +69

    In honor of Halloween, One Sanderson sister, everyone knows the rules

    • @craigcode7103
      @craigcode7103 4 года назад

      She reminds me more of Freddie Kruger...without the charisma.

  • @aznnp77
    @aznnp77 Год назад +5

    Dave was holding back when she said "dripping from the tip"

  • @InspireTheDire
    @InspireTheDire 4 года назад +11

    I'll admit though, this has a gold mine of "that's what she said"

  • @nastynate838
    @nastynate838 4 года назад +81

    Debbie is somewhere with Nate doing lines of coke in the back of Miata ... waiting for her lover Prez to show up with the rest

  • @NYRavage
    @NYRavage 3 года назад +6

    I'm a year late to this video, everybody knows I missed a good one.

  • @peartdahurt
    @peartdahurt 4 года назад +9

    Her confidence and attitude is so infectious! I think I'm in love 😍. I just know she was a complete smoke show 30 years ago. Hell she looks pretty damn good now.

  • @charlesrocks
    @charlesrocks 4 года назад +42

    This was actually very lovely. 10/10

  • @ryanlaurence569
    @ryanlaurence569 4 года назад +2

    I love her. So glad she's back. Happy Halloween, Stoolies.

  • @ms1499
    @ms1499 4 года назад +60

    Man I must be too old. Or too young. I’m not sure yet. Was she ok hocus pocus?

  • @tbab3778
    @tbab3778 2 года назад +8

    "no flop, Straight in , no Teeth , That's the review" We all know the rules

  • @infiltrator7777
    @infiltrator7777 4 года назад +11

    Bring Debbie back! One cigarette, one bite everyone knows she’s cool!

  • @viper5625
    @viper5625 4 года назад +1

    Great Review!! Seen them all, really liked this one, very pure all around!!

  • @lmdidio
    @lmdidio 4 года назад +1

    Sparks are flying between these 2 😂 can’t fight the chemistry

  • @sinaalipour8708
    @sinaalipour8708 4 года назад +9

    dave be tappin' that once a year. only once a year, everyone knows the rules!

  • @MrAitraining
    @MrAitraining 4 года назад +7

    She is a riot and has the "rich dead husband money" look about her too! I would def let her guide me anywhere.

  • @michaelfromenci
    @michaelfromenci 3 года назад +2

    I love the commanding “Come Back HERE”

  • @robbiewhite2351
    @robbiewhite2351 4 года назад +3

    0:23 when I get to the tailgate and all my friends are already shit-faced

  • @michaelpapini1434
    @michaelpapini1434 4 года назад +20

    That s 1 crazy old chick....i bet she's a good time....😉

  • @themrjones
    @themrjones 4 года назад +6

    Patricia looks like she knows where to get the uncut shit, everybody knows Dave likes a lady that shares.

  • @kalyons2121
    @kalyons2121 4 года назад

    at the end she says, lets have fun LOL

  • @AtomicPunk01
    @AtomicPunk01 4 года назад +1

    “I already have some drip, don’t you?” 😂

  • @SKennedy88
    @SKennedy88 3 года назад +6

    This is easily the best review ever. What a lady.

  • @210-spurs-hustlehard5
    @210-spurs-hustlehard5 Год назад +5

    She has 100% tasted Dave’s slice more than once lmao

  • @CharmandarTFC
    @CharmandarTFC 4 года назад +3

    She’s back!!

  • @saeleeacho
    @saeleeacho 3 года назад

    Shes awesome! Definitely made me laugh and enjoyed it very much!!!!

  • @AppleSassySauceFilms
    @AppleSassySauceFilms 4 года назад +6

    I watched this stoned and I still have no clue what I just watched

  • @uniqutilities2831
    @uniqutilities2831 4 года назад +8

    That's a spicy meatball! Dave couldn't handle that.

  • @stevekjr9563
    @stevekjr9563 4 года назад +19

    One thick Jersey accent, everyone knows the rules.

  • @thejkyle
    @thejkyle 4 года назад +20

    One itchy crotch the morning after, everyone knows the rules.

  • @dannyk1980
    @dannyk1980 4 года назад +7

    I think she’s fantastic. We should all be as happy as her.

  • @miguelitocunsuelo7200
    @miguelitocunsuelo7200 Год назад +3

    Everybody needs a purely Patricia in their life!

  • @josh474
    @josh474 4 года назад +2

    HERE WE GO!

  • @bullseyetag01
    @bullseyetag01 4 года назад +2

    I love her!!!🤣😂🤣😂 She is fantastic!!!

  • @willbodnar9004
    @willbodnar9004 4 года назад +13

    A little drip on the tip everyone knows the rules

  • @connorsme71
    @connorsme71 4 года назад +12

    " I love Sauce " " Mine has no flop " everyone knows that dress will have Bill Clinton stains on it later! P.S. bring home a case of Marlboro Reds, Debbie's not happy!!!

  • @LewiiiG
    @LewiiiG 2 года назад +1

    6:14 I laughed my ass off hahahaha, why are you standing there

  • @kingj282
    @kingj282 3 года назад +1

    dave is blushing the whole time lol

  • @ericpelate4344
    @ericpelate4344 4 года назад +3

    These two crack me up lol

  • @rokeshiaf5896
    @rokeshiaf5896 3 года назад +3

    She wants the Prez.😂

  • @Reieva
    @Reieva 4 года назад +1

    Shes back!! Best guest ever!

  • @oliverpodmore
    @oliverpodmore 4 года назад

    Rookie score always gets me 😂

  • @MrZwestman
    @MrZwestman 4 года назад +3

    They totally banged!

  • @Kirkschoen
    @Kirkschoen 4 года назад +7

    One 3-peat guest that doesn’t know the rules, everyone knows the rules

  • @McCornville
    @McCornville 4 года назад

    i cant breathe im laughing so hard lmao

  • @myducati748
    @myducati748 4 года назад

    That was really nice.Loved it!

  • @aaronshelley703
    @aaronshelley703 4 года назад +7

    3:54 my man in the background is FLUMMOXED! Drip on the tip got him studdering with the cell phone.

  • @jayny2014
    @jayny2014 4 года назад +17

    Dave hitting on gilfs everyone knows it's going down in the back of debbies car after the video

  • @richardpoplis6777
    @richardpoplis6777 4 года назад +1

    Your best guest dave... good review.... keep em comming

  • @billybob-rc5pc
    @billybob-rc5pc 4 года назад

    "we should have fun" at the very end of the video lol..

  • @Boabywankenobi
    @Boabywankenobi 4 года назад +7

    "Straight in, no teeth" ..... should have been the title of the review. Tremendous!

  • @seankupfer9226
    @seankupfer9226 4 года назад +24

    Seriously, she needs to be in at least one review a week! She’s awesome...

  • @aaronpatterson4097
    @aaronpatterson4097 4 года назад

    Greatest reviews of all time. God bless PP

  • @jussiesmollet1660
    @jussiesmollet1660 4 года назад +1

    Hands down my favorite guest reviewer

  • @drewvelasquez6528
    @drewvelasquez6528 4 года назад +3

    Prez went deep inside.

  • @ohger1
    @ohger1 4 года назад +3

    72: the amount of double entendre in this video..

  • @timpower4922
    @timpower4922 2 года назад +1

    That lady is no joke. Had Dave blushing from the jump.

  • @-tzadakim-7805
    @-tzadakim-7805 3 года назад +1

    3:54 Guy from parks and rec almost drops his phone

  • @db165
    @db165 4 года назад +5

    Prez, Patricia, Debbie, one empty bedroom. Everybody knows the rules.

  • @mbj920
    @mbj920 3 года назад +4

    One side chick, everybody knows that Debbie doesn’t

  • @jessev7192
    @jessev7192 3 года назад

    This has been my favorite one lmaooo

  • @arturos.l.2248
    @arturos.l.2248 Год назад

    The chemistry is insane

  • @jamesgretsch4894
    @jamesgretsch4894 3 года назад +3

    She's wild and he's subdued. Great match.

  • @Guitargate
    @Guitargate 4 года назад +2

    SLAYER

  • @MemoryLaneCinema
    @MemoryLaneCinema 4 года назад

    She is a riot: "My fav score is 69". "Drip on the tip" hahaha

  • @user-uy3eq5hg1s
    @user-uy3eq5hg1s 4 года назад +1

    She's great definitely enjoyed your interactions together.