I'm pretty sure this footage is either stolen or borrowed from the BBC (most likely borrowed because the BBC wouldn't be too happy about stolen footage)
That pot shot to the conk at the end was awesome! The crab pinched the conk, causing it to making a honking sound and release the shell. That little bugger knew what it was doing.
Giant Conch: "nom nom nom" Hermit Crab 1: Yay new Home! Hermit Crab 2 approaching Hermit Crab 2: "Fuck off Lewis it's mine now" Hermit Crab 1: "Fuck you I saw it first - it's my house now" Snail (from inside the conch): "Fuck off you two - I'm not dead yet"
I never laughed so hard, so fast, after clicking on something I was genuinely curious about. The conch. I bet whoever named this species is a low key comedic genius
Other animals are conscious just like us, except that our brains are just a little more evolved. *google truth contest* and read "The Present" (look under first web result) to see the truth about life in 3 pages
The successful one was utterly hilarious when it ran away and looked over it's shoulder and then the camera cuts to the other ones looking depressed. Super funny.
Handy Andy I was speaking as if it was a hardcore, shell stealing, hood hermit crab. The kind of hermit crab that holds their pistol sidways when they are knocking over a liquor store.
It's like a tiny shuttle trying to escape from a star destroyer... Translated as it's like something made up trying to escape from something else made up.
Ok I'm imagining the sea snail travels at 95% of the speed of light. Now does that make any difference to the actual event? .. No? But I used my imagination? ... But this guy taught me how to use it for 20 dollars. ... But I promised to teach him about humour for 15 dollars. ... A lost cause? I'm sure he isn't!
2:30 Amazing! That crab took initiative! He knew what he wanted and sought to earn it while the other crabs where stuck bickering and debating their politics. I see this crab as the young entrepreneur setting off into a torn world, yet working hard and earning his way to CEO. He's the Bill Gates of the crab world. Respect!
The hermit crabs need to team up and evict the horse conch from its shell, it looks like prime real estate big enough to house all 3 of those hermit crabs with enough space for a shared living room and kitchen.
Never scrolled so fast to the comments after hearing the first 10 seconds of the video.
JJ K lmao
The behemoth
Lmfao giant horse conch
Me too
jimmy xiong lmfao
I wonder if you can buy those as pets.
"Come to my apartment, I'll show you my giant horse conch! It weighs eleven pounds! I also have crabs!"
Hahahahaha!!! 😂😆😒 Laughing so hard I'm crying!
I actually have a Hermit Crab as a pet. You can buy them as babies only, so yeah.
Phlebas I wouldn't recommend it the Conch has a insanely venomous sting that is capable of killing a human
Damn u made my day. XD
me
0:13 You know EXACTLY what you said, Mr.
Bruj
Wait-
The Giant Horse Conch!
🤣
"The giant horse [ ] weighs over 11 pounds."
Snail: what a great day toda-
Conch: *S U C C*
hermit crabs: *It's free real estate*
Pretty much sums it up.
LMAOOO
This is how Imma pass biology next year. MEmEs. 🤣🤣
Lol
Lmao
Conch:*eats snail*
Hermit crabs: *it’s free real estate*
It's new real estate lmao
H O R S E C O C K
AirsoftGamer G I A N T
Please
It says conch lol
I heard it too 😂
Apparently weighs over 11 pounds
1:13 ”instantly, the giant c*** is surrounded”
CONK
Did anyone notice that when the hermit crab finally got into the shell, it pinched the conch to make it drop it? Funny how smart they are!
They are so cool
Omg yes!
lol
The COC-
I just noticed this. I still think that crafty crab is basically yelling "SO LONG SUCKAS!" as it scurries away.
0:12 - Wow... Thats A Giant HORSECOCK!!!!!
xD
thats alot of molesc
Ayy you do that to
Do you want to be my friend ?
@@MrWeird-qy5yk your name suits you well
"That's a lot of mollusk."
Lol 😂😂😂
*_T H E F U C K I N W H A T ?_*
That’s a lot of mollusk!
0:13 "The giant horse cock..."
I can't stop laughing, oh god!
Lmao
@@Dragon1.0 lamo
Sus why he a lamo
I typed that in
And also no one put a like on my comment
I never seen a snail do that, that snail REALLY triend not to get eaten
Khalil Edwards Lol I felt bad for that snail, look at it jumping and hopping, trying to escape
considering that their brain is really small it’s incredible how they know that they are about to be eaten
Asashi no
@Asashi ok racist Boi
Uranus will be eaten next !
Snail: "Damn I should've upgraded my SPEED instead of INT when I leveled up"
fuckin level 70 conchs, so annoying.
+djmocok hahahah
He wasn't special enough
There's EV reducing berries. They also raise the snail's happiness. That's something!
At least the loot he dropped made one of hermit crabs happy.
Conch: **eats snail**
Hermit Crab: *_Hippity Hoppity, This shell is my property_*
Hippity Hoppity, This Shell Is My Property
FTFU
@@mikehazike5040 tnx sorry it took long for me to notice this
The giant horse what?
dick
i thought he said cock, lol he said "conch"
wow i didn't expect you her- well i guess i actually did.
x10018ro
always expect the unexpected
PP
that reminded of how I got my flat in London
@Alec Miller no. He means flat. Flat is like an apartment/small house. Not a fiat. A flat.
I’m gonna regret this, but why does it
Or a new clothes lol
You obviously don't live in new york
that's funny
The losing crabs could end up homeless or worse.... EXPELLED!
She needs to sort out her priorities
_why_
true
This is why I love nature docs and series. Incredible scene!
That's a lot of mollusk
I'm pretty sure this footage is either stolen or borrowed from the BBC (most likely borrowed because the BBC wouldn't be too happy about stolen footage)
"look at me! zoidberg, Home owner!"
hahahah xD
LOL
Wat
Doodle Noodle futurama reference
That home cost five thousand dollu!
That pot shot to the conk at the end was awesome! The crab pinched the conk, causing it to making a honking sound and release the shell. That little bugger knew what it was doing.
+Wade Stubblefield Damn, didn't even realize that till I read your comment, good eye !
+Agustí Guerola Garciabele mix
*conch, even says in the title
It's like the Black Friday of hermit crabs.
I read this before watching the clip, I thought somehow the hermits ate the horse conch, but your comment made it so much funnier!
They fight for a new shell, we fight for an Xbox one.
HAHAHAHAAHAH yeah
You're crazy. The survival rate for Hermit Crabs are MUCh higher.
free real estate
National Geographic: This giant H O R S E C O C K weighs more than 11 pounds
Me: I’m sorry HORSE WHAT!?!?!?!
Horse conch
LOL SAME
snail horror movie. A giant eats you and some other dudes make armor out of your bones.
Monster hunter?
With elements of Skyrim
Giant Conch: "nom nom nom"
Hermit Crab 1: Yay new Home!
Hermit Crab 2 approaching
Hermit Crab 2: "Fuck off Lewis it's mine now"
Hermit Crab 1: "Fuck you I saw it first - it's my house now"
Snail (from inside the conch): "Fuck off you two - I'm not dead yet"
Haha, I imagine it on spongebob episodes. by the way, who's Lewis??
Bryan Ng Crab 1.
djmocok That Hermit Crab was like you ain't taking this shell, BOOM parkour , SEE YALL LATER SUCKERS
djmocok haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Jellygoober no lewis is crab 1
2:23 Fish: "WORLD STAAAAAR!"
Star platinum: za warudo
Latipah Mowlani TOKE WO TOMARE
*base boosted ticking noises*
"Someone dies in the ocean."
Hermit crabs: It's free real-estate.
It's like Black Friday sales at the store haha
XD so true.
Lol gg
Lol right
Its not racist and learn how to spell
LOL
The fishes are always like : Hey, What the fuck is going on here theefuck are you guys doing?
True, in every single video
Noob fishes
blub blub blub! hi! hi! hi! :) blub blub blub!
fish be liek how do i sprint?
OH MAGIC CONCH, WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT MY GRADES?
WINDEX THE CONCH HAS SPOKEN!!!
TonyGAMING *The shell
+Gabriel Hernandez no its conch
No
Tony nothing
"It's a risky move. The big conch could still be hungry"
lol that poor snail was practically jumping to get away
i almost feel bad ]:
Good
i cri cri cri 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
wow people are soft.
Since when did we look at nature feeding itself as sad?
@@corners3755 r/woosh
@@corners3755 not to impose on your jackassery, but humans try pack bonding anything that moves and have done that for thousands of years
Squidward: can I have something to eat
Magic conch: no
"Ask again"....
Can i have something to eat?
"No"
*squidward goes insane*
"The giant horse conch"
Made me gag a little. Not immature or anything
You have to suppress that reflex if you're going for something like that...
you gag at something that kinda sounds like the word horse next to the word cock? sounds immature to me.
A giant horse cock... Lol
Lol
I listened to it again and again and I swear the guy says the giant horse cock ...
I never laughed so hard, so fast, after clicking on something I was genuinely curious about. The conch. I bet whoever named this species is a low key comedic genius
You are "low key" Uneducated.
I didn't know such a creature existed as the giant horse conch. I am glad to have learned this, thank you.
What a sneaky fellah, adios amigos and laughed while he was running away.
how can we stop hermit crab homelessness
+chownful People are doing a great job tackling that problem. If littering counts.
+SilentFlame100 That's depressing, but a hilarious point... XD
+chownful Social experiment
Give them same houses just like in Africa.
for just pennies a day. or they could work the curb
My aquatics teacher played this vid and I can just hear soo many people holding their laugh 😂😂
2:34 lol the bigger crab just stomps on the little one
XD
Other animals are conscious just like us, except that our brains are just a little more evolved. *google truth contest* and read "The Present" (look under first web result) to see the truth about life in 3 pages
Fuck off you heretic
That's offending the snail people
“the big conch is surrounded”
last 5 words i’ve heard before angry knocking on my bedroom door
Are you on an "animal vs. animal of another species" marathon too?
yes
yup! just saw a monster leech vs a giant worm before this one :O
yep
yep
Could anybody link similar videos or playlists? Too high to search :-(
RUclips recommendations : "How about you watch two of the slowest animal chase each other?"
This is like one of them black friday fights over a pair of jeans
lol the hermit crabs are like black friday shoppers
As the crab escaped with the shell i was imagining Zoidberg.
Wop wop wop wop wop
Rae Merrick I love the Nora Valkyrie profile picture! 👍🏽
Anyone else sad over that futile escape at the beginning?
Super bummer watching him try to hop away :( poor little dude
@@avagueblur 0:53 ;( ripped my heart jezz😢 the way he wants to escape
Rest in peace
RIP random snail
Didn’t even know snails could jump like that
Those hermit crabs are hilarious. AY BRO!! THATS MINE BRO!!
lol
All I can hear is *"MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE!"*
That was so awesome! The way he jumped in that shell was epic and very intelligent!
You can tell the guy is a 'Star Wars' fan when he said, "... it's like a tiny shuttle facing off with a star destroyer..."
Haha did anyone notice after the crab grabbed that new shell, one of the other crabs grabbed his old one
I love how the winning crab pops out of his new shell and appears to say "I wiiiiin!"
0:14
"the giant horse coc..."
0:13
Kocc
Snail: DREADNAUGHT INBOUND, DREADNAUGHT INBOUND!!
Conch: resistance, is futile.
Snail: HEL-mmph!
Crabs: ...Lööt.
All hail the magic conch!
Sponge Bob lol
+Erick Pan-Cho What shall we do now?
too funny sponge Bob
dam u i was gonna say that XD
+Dr_Boxy Nothing.
"Hermit Crab vs. Conch"?
They don't fight the Conch at all!
The successful one was utterly hilarious when it ran away and looked over it's shoulder and then the camera cuts to the other ones looking depressed. Super funny.
Nobody:
Not Even the g i a n t h o r s e 🍆:
Hermit Crabs: it’s free real estate
imagine having people squabbling around you everytime while you're having a good meal lol
ALL HAIL THE MAGIC COOOONCH
WOLOLOLO
Wololololololololololololo!
Catbug!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a HUGE fan! I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks ^-^
Catbug Alright magic conch shell, what do we do now?
The crab look so cute fighting over that conch
1:32 that fish was lagging
Title is a little misleading but a great find!
I know right Animals fascinate me!
i hav never laughed so hard at crabs fighting over a shell xDD
he side scurried away...that was beautiful
This is unintentionally hilarious for many reasons.
0:13
When all the girls find out about your bank account 1:14
jhev gainz i lowkey died 😭
2:39 when girls used up all money in the account
Original valampuri song mere pass hai call me9325928431
That hermit crab was like YOLO bitches.
covertyankee you said yolo and its almost 2017. I completely forgot about yolo. wtf
Handy Andy I was speaking as if it was a hardcore, shell stealing, hood hermit crab. The kind of hermit crab that holds their pistol sidways when they are knocking over a liquor store.
covertyankee you still said YOLO and that is a sin.
Handy Andy don't be hermit crabist.
That giant horse conch provides some pretty stiff competition.
+Stephanie N all that mollusk
+MackP thatsthejoke.jpg
*****
Hey! >[
+Scarecrow545 You win.
+Al Y You're a no good, god damn dirty thief.
>snail's pace...
You had to do it.. You mad man.
You heard the giant conk, you saw the giant conk, but none of you are aware, you kept watching the giant 11 pound horse conk. For shame..
-Raid Over
-Acquired "Tulip Conch shell (uncommon)"
-You have disconnected from your party
Hermit Crab: Oh Magic Conch what should I do to have that shell?
Conch: Nothing.
Hermit Crab: ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!...
For some reason, that was incredibly funny
""Tiny Shuttle vs Star Destroyer"" LMAO
very misleading, was expecting the hermit crabs to battle the giant conch, when it was actually the hermit crabs vs hermit crabs. Very disappointing.
"Go ahead and cry baby"-heavy
Yeah. Not the best title. But wasn't capturing this video amazing?!
+jason200912 you are disappointed that you did not see hermit crabs fighting a conch.........................
+jason200912 If you look closely, the winning crab does pinch the conch to make him release the shell.
jason200912 are you new on youtube ?
It's like a tiny shuttle trying to escape from a star destroyer... Translated as it's like something made up trying to escape from something else made up.
Yeah I have... It's made up mate!
Ok I'm imagining the sea snail travels at 95% of the speed of light. Now does that make any difference to the actual event?
..
No? But I used my imagination?
...
But this guy taught me how to use it for 20 dollars.
...
But I promised to teach him about humour for 15 dollars.
...
A lost cause? I'm sure he isn't!
Ok
Shuttles exist. Look up "Space Shuttle" or "Shuttle Bus".
Yeah cause shuttles are made up 😞
So, snails do have a "sprint mode" when face with imminent death. First time to see a snail gallop like a horse.
I couldn't help but snicker every time they referred to the horse conch
Lol, one of the other crabs moved into the shell that the winner left behind.
Did they just make a Star Wars reference?
yea
How dare they insults Star Wars with this shite video.
Fragile Poppy9 It doesn't mather if you're being serious or not, you stink either way.
Yes
@@ouijajuice9496 Don't a sock in it will ya
That snail's desperation jump is one of the weirdest and creepiest things I've ever seen in nature.
Lmao me too!!!!!
Played this on a chromebook during a math test. Almost got in trouble.
Uhm, this video has conch vs snail, and crab vs crab, but what it doesn't have is crab vs conch!
to me it seemed like the chonch was just watching a hermit fight while enjoying a snack and give what it don't wants as a gift lol
Supposed to be researching history, distracted by fighting hermit crabs...
0:14
I was not expecting those words
but I giggled
2:30
Amazing! That crab took initiative! He knew what he wanted and sought to earn it while the other crabs where stuck bickering and debating their politics. I see this crab as the young entrepreneur setting off into a torn world, yet working hard and earning his way to CEO. He's the Bill Gates of the crab world.
Respect!
2:30
I love that winning hermit crab. He seems so happy with his new shell.
At 0:14, I heard the guy say "The giant horse cock"... it kind of killed the tension and made me lmao XD
0:57 Fish was like: Oh, this program is rated PG, pls do not watch without proper parental guidance
That crab was like fuck this just get the house
This one is like watching Austin powers run over that guy.. so slow, always screaming
Mike Jackson lol
I left RUclips on autoplay and I woke up to this.
Imagine ur mom takes look and watch it
0:13 bro lost a bet
The hermit crabs need to team up and evict the horse conch from its shell, it looks like prime real estate big enough to house all 3 of those hermit crabs with enough space for a shared living room and kitchen.
Holy shit, that hermit crab is smart! Smarter than me
You're a dissapointment
That isn't something for either of you to be proud of.
Actually that hermit crab was stupid. It was lucky the conch let go of the shell.
@@Evan8787 Not stupid, just desperate.
ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH
LOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOO
***** no fak u bich
ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH
Mr Krabs hates that thing
"Boy, that escaled quickly."
Omigoodness, the desparation of the tiny snail to runaway by jumping broke my heart.
Yeah !! Poor little Snail !! Sob 😭