The Corporal - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 6 дек 2019
- Three sisters (Jennifer Lopez, Kate McKinnon, Aidy Bryant) compete for the affection of the corporal (Beck Bennett).
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“I’ve made you a drink.” “Why, that’s a cup of pills.” “Ah, so it is.”
My favorite line
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Deceased 🤣
That’s a shotgun, oh? I thought it was a Q-tip
“Men hate that”
“Even I hate that a little bit”
I hate it so much she’s right.
when did they say this?
03:15 - 3:27 it made Kate break @ 3:29
One million dollars says Aidy improved that.
Wut
Kate got wet
"Men hate that”
“Even I hate that a little bit”
*Kate breaks character*
that's bcuz Aidy made that line up lol.
it's a bit weird considering theyre supposed to be sisters haha
I LOVE YOUR USERNAME AND PROFIKE PICTURE! ❤️
@@zvonimirlesic1618 thank you 🤗
@@tyffaneelavely8087yes of course, now back into the pit before the corporal comes. He wouldn’t want to see such obviousness.
"Oh sister you have some lipstick in your teeth. I'll get it."
"Why sister, that's a shot gun."
"Oh yes, I thought it was a Q-Tip."
QUE Teep
It must’ve been Q tip who handed her the shotgun lol. Ghost! Lol
Que TEEP
😂😂
I had to pick myself up from the floor to pause the clip and come looking for this comment 😂😂😂😂😂
“even i hate that a little bit” aidy’s delivery is impeccable
I also hate that a little bit
Aidy is hands down winning this season
And it made Kate crack a little bit lol
I hate it full on!
I also definitely hate it
This was a weirdly compelling story
Yeah I sort of wanted the backstory and also for it to continue
I'm getting a stiffy
thriftinbilly me too
It’s like Cinderella
that's the best kind of compelling
“so that’s what a man looks like?” “yes, they’re small, and they’re lobsters.”
@Flenif2247 as a lesbian, I concur
Pretty much lol
I mean we do tend to get steamed easily
Amazing line and even better delivery
“Cartier sent this necklace for you.”
As a man, can confirm.
The unintentional fact that Lopez has perfect contour, lipstick, and eyeshadow despite not being able to have a mirror is hilarious
You don't need a mirror when Scott Barnes travels with you
She's a natural
Someone else did it for her
I wondered about that too.
…
Beck Bennet was phenomenal in this. I wonder how long it took him to memorize all his lines.
I actually liked his delivery, even if it was a split second he nailed. Actually he literally nailed it ! Lol
They should give Leslie Jones lines like that length. No chance of flubbing.😂
Necey Necey She’s not even on the show anymore.
@King Gremlin: There are no lines. All skits on SNL are impromptu. There _is_ a general idea of how the skit should go but no _actual script_
😂😂
the way Aidy said "why..that's a rope.' was delivered with such subtle hilarity. She nails these quack characters.
I know! Aidy is an unacknowledged comic genius!
markmh835 she's never in a bad sketch & often saves them.
I could never peg the characters Aidy plays so well. "Quacks" lol😄 so accurate!
I thought it was a q-teeep.
Underrated for sure. They've brought in a new gal that looks similar to her. Chubby and such. But she's not nearly as good as Aidy is.
I'm impressed the lobster never broke character.
He's a professional
He studied under Stella Adler.
I was really hoping the Corporal was gonna be a guy in a lobster suit :-(
Hahahahah
😂
When you wanna watch Cinderella but only have five minutes
“Men hate that, Even I hate that” followed with smirks
Wendy Ngo bruh and it’s her sister 🧐
I think the "Even I hate that a little bit" was ad lib.
Aidy and Kate always bring the gay ;)
@@lei7417 stepsister, it's fine
You're a Sweet Lady❤️👍
I lost it when the guy came in and said “her”🤣🤣
Trong Luong lmao took him only a second
I wish there was a word for how stupidly blunt that was ! I lost it too!
lmao I got kind of surprised because I was like "what if he just comes in and says "her!" right away?" and that literally happened...
Kaylene Ilacqua don’t you mean beck?
Genevieve Mathews Beck?
And now they have a baby brother who's John Mulaney - the sheer talent in this "family!"
THE TWINK
@@andrewp2681 :O
Jennifer: "Sister-
Kate and Aidy: *"GET BACK IN THE ATTIC!!"*
"Get back in the attic"
Thats what i am saying to my siblings when they ask for help from now on
"No, no, men hate that- men hate that and, and even I hate that a little bit..."
I feel like that was an underrated line, it was genius given the context 😂
Hahahah I totally agree!!! It was my favourite too hahaha
I don't think anyone underrated that line, per the comments it was the most favorite line in the skit.
@@sunshinelizard1 and it got the most laughs
you could tell it was improved.. Kate laughed because she wasn't expecting it..
“I’ll be so pink he’ll have to make me his only wife!”
Kate McKinnon has amazing delivery
Kate and Aidy are today’s abott and Costello. They killed it.
I'll watch that!
You're a Sweet Lady❤️👍
Jennifer looks stunning here. That classic Hollywood look suits her.
Exactly this.
@Gulwash Malik Clearly aren't familiar with anything Rita Hayworth actually wore 😂
@@adoringsharon "actually"
@@jamesmcinnis208 Yep, she's literally wearing a strapless dress in her bio.
@@bluewatersarts2039 She's wearing a strapless dress. Simple.
“I thought that was a Q-teep!”
I cracked a big smile with an inner giggle when she did that...lol
The only thing she can use to wipe off extra makeup colour.
"The corporal!"
*Immediately* "Heeerrrrr!"
"Even I hate that a little bit."
Me too, Aidy. I hate it every time I replay it.
The joke is weird given they’re sisters.
“Yes, they’re small and they’re lobsters”
Is she talking about men in general, or just their appendage? 😉
@@markmh835 I think it's a Jordan Peterson reference.
NatashaNogoodnik 😆 I think you’re right.
Man bashing is part of the feminist wave
"Yes, they're real and spectacular-err.
"Whoops! Sorry, wrong show!"
Promise to give these two a buddy sketch in every episode from now on.
Yes!!! A goldmine! Comedy gold!!
Agree they’re so funny together 😂
Right!
That would require sharp writing...
Erik Roos I saw in an interview they each said how doing a sketch with one another always gets them to break character, haha.
I always love when Kate and Aidy are together. You can feel their BFF vibes thru the screen
"She needs to be silent." Kate McKinnon almost broke
J Lo is secretly a vampire who ages backwards
No it is just her genes as her mother is mixed African descent Latina and everyone knows even a bit of black don't crack
Also she's rich and has the resources to take care of herself ;)
True.
Nah black genes
If you think about it too, she's old enough to be a granny.
“I’ve never seen a man can’t I have a peek”.. me either girl it’s been ages 😭
They're small and their lobsters.
I'm real...
🤣
You're a Sweet Lady❤️👍
It's been ages = I've actually been happy.
🤷🏾♀️
You better count your blessings gurl.
“That’s what men look like?”
“Yes, they’re small and they’re lobsters.”
That made me lol xD
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aidy : Even I hate that a little bit
Kate : *breaks character* 😂😂😂
Kate is trying her best not to laugh. 😂😂
Trying her best not to cream
She does break once and makes it into an insanely evil grin.
--Dave, I respect that
"Even I hate that alittle bit" @ itsmepuja
@@sadtoast6122 Why do you have to make it weird!
Kate and Aidy knocked it out the park with this skit😆
did anyone else hear "oh that's just stupid" when j lo started eating the lobster, I damn lost it
I thought someone said, "That's disgusting." But you might be right, I'm not going to watch it again.
4:14 😂
Ok i listened 5 x...i can't figure it but its still faf
Yup
Nope, can't hear anyone saying anything really for all the laughter, music and JLo.
Beck Bennett truly just gave a performance full of comedic genius, impeccable delivery and flawless acting. Hats off to him.
Had she been born during a different era, I'm certain that Ms. Lopez would have been a bombshell film star in the 1940s
Is no one wondering WHY THEY HAVE A GIANT BIRDCAGE IN THEIR LIVING ROOM!?
I just realized how weird that is-
Ostrich or emus
Nope
Clearly one of the sisters got a bird of prey thinking it was a shawl for the other sister.
*as I look at my own giant bird cage in my living room where my two geese are sleeping for the night* No, actually. I wasn't wondering why at all.
3:24 "Even I hate that a little bit" Kate approves and almost breaks :D
@Jewels Star it's even more hilarious
This whole sketch is just Kate trying not to show how into JLo she is lmao I love her so much
3:37 That gaze was so old Hollywood 🎥
“HER!”
😂😂😂
I lost it! 😂😂😂
It's so swift that even as I saw it coming I didn't see it coming.
I was dead lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“That’s just a cup of pills” oh she made her a Cosbitini
Don Solo Good one!
The SHADE
A cosbipolitan
And that's game set match for the win. 😆
This just won the Internet 😂
“He’ll have no choice but to find me gorgeous” ... this is my new favorite quote
I love it when kate and aidy breaks character at the same time 😂
i love how beck’s only voice line was ‘her’ and the crowd went wild
No matter how old JLo gets, she’ll always be gorgeous.
You get the point and what kat and aidy siad to her so badly angers me but JLos talent and beauty pleases me.
4:46 wow he didn't even hesitate
Jennifer was awesome in this. The whole thing was pretty funny.
"And even I hate that a little bit" 😂☠
This was a genius skit... perfectly executed... i was kind of shocked how good this was ...
“GET BACK IN THE ATTIC!” Took me out 😂 i wasnt ready
Favorite line, : why that's a shotgun.
“You have to practice how to kiss” For a moment I thought this was a skit written by Kate so she had an excuse to kiss JLo !
I was expecting the same thing
I was expecting that too, especially since she already did it once with Gal Gadot!
I thought about it too😆
* giggles in gay*
Isn’t that a bit insulting to Kate to assume she would write a sketch just so she could kiss some girl who wouldn’t wanna kiss her under normal circumstances?
Woman are not gay, they are lesbians. It's freaking 2020, and nobody is getting this sh*t right. Smh.
"Even I hate that a lil bit." lololol
Kate was thinking, "Jury's out." 😂
Yeah let's fetishize lesbian and bisexual women even more. They're not fetishized enough so far. Why treat them as humans
@@YTFlove4ever lol
@@YTFlove4ever lmaoooo you must be insufferable irl
Wtf. You make the rest of isn’t look like helpless victims. in comedy everyone get s made fun of, get over it .
The way Aidy/Kate yells GET BACK IN THE ATTIC kills me everytime XD
Me too 😭😭😭
This is Jlo's best skit on SNL she looks gorgeous
Ikr! She looks just as gorgeous as she did when she hosted 20 years ago 🥰🔥
Kate McKinnon looks so cute in that 1940s look and her transatlantic accent is the best
I think it's called "Mid-Atlantic Accent," but yes, Kate is a MASTER of it. This seems like a Katharine Hepburn/Bette Davis homage.
She really rocks the 1920-40's hairstyle and make up
Looks like a grown millie bobbie brown.
“Why here’s a drink”
“Why that’s a cup of pills”
“OH SO IT IS”
“Here’s a necklace”
“That’s a noose”
“OH SO IT IS”
“There’s some lipstick on your teeth”
“But that’s a shotgun”
“OH SO IT IS”
After the noose, she says, "oh, silly me"
@@Eepop_stuffs ''why,that's a rope!''she doesn't say noose
I LOVE this one! Jlo's breathless voice is hypnotic 💜
Kate McKinnon "oh no, a man may not like me" *stares at camera sexily*
Aidy & Kate in a skit together always gets me hyped, waiting for that moment when one of them inevitably cracks the other is the best
"Why, that's a glass of pills."
"Oh, so it is."
Lmao.
Aidy is a silent assassin on this show. She augments every sketch she does with Kate - they were a dream team!
“Even I hate that a little bit” lmao honestly me too 😂
This could of been the shortest sketch in SNL history if the Corporal wasn't late.
could have*, could have* … sorry, that one bothers me so f much.
@Dusk Dawg I don't know why this one little word annoys me so much. PEOPLE MUST KNOW!
*could've or *could have
Have
@@noskillzdad5504 Thanx. Alot.
“Oh, well sister you look stressed. Here I made you a drink.”
“Why that’s a cup of pills.”
“Oh, so it is.”
I’m legit crying 😂 😂
This was soooo much funnier than I thought! Everyone was brilliant 😂😂😂
j-lo is surprisingly good at the transatlantic accent wowee
Beck says one line and I’m in stitches. Really good sketch. Aidy, Kate, and JLo were fab.
It was good, but could have used an introduction by Reese DeWHAT
😂
Absolutely
YES I get the same energy
Why can't SNL just keep it simple and hilarious like this skit?
3:14 the JLO's Grunt groan and moan gonna get sampled on somebody's album guaranfingte'ed
"GET BACK IN THE ATTIC" Best skit Ive seen in awhile!
"Her!!" LOL
I don't know if anyone else noticed jlo never break character and this by far is one of the best sketch of snl for the all month. I watched so many times and I still coming back never get tired of it
Ikr like how could she not lost her shit with this funny skits 😆
Aidy's "Even I hate that a little bit" makes this for me
No no no. Men hate that, men hate that, and even I hate that a little bit. 😂🤣
I love when aidy and kate are together 😂😂😂😂
I feel like Kate and Aidy genuinely have a lot of fun in this skit ☺️
Always love when Kate and Aidy team-up for sketches.
Aidy's best work since 'Farrow & Ball'. She brings such a depth of col-our to every sketch.
The ending was everything 😂
This is one of my favorite SNL skits ever I'm in love with the quote," back in the attic".
"So that's what a man looks like?" "Yes, they're small, and are lobsters." that felt oddly personal
When she started to grunt and moan I lost it lol.
WHOM EVER IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, did I miss the corporal... GET BACK IN THE ATIC
That grunting though....
Those 2 play the passive aggressive crazy sisters so well. I wish there was a tv show of just this...
It’s sketches like this that remind me maybe I shouldn’t watch this with my 12 year old brother 😂
Well, it's a learning experience. SNL: "The More You Know."
markmh835 😂😂😂
Or my 2-year-old son...
I'm 12 years old watching this rn 😂
Send your brother BACK TO THE ATTIC!!!!!!
lol 😂😂😂
-So that's what a man looks like?
-Yes, they're small and their lobsters
Had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aidy is so funny. She is a wonderful comedian!
J Lo rocks that dress!
Oh lawd. I haven’t laughed so hard at an SNL skit for a while. Great comedy, J. Lo.
4:07 anyone catch that weird cut?? after she says OK
1:46 my favourite few seconds :) Kate's facial expression is soo good. I watched it like 1000 times :)
The seals from finding Dory 1:54
Omg totally 😂
He only takes 0.04 seconds to make a decision
JLo is truly one of God’s many mysteries
It's not a mystery....It's called being rich and famous and spending probably millions a year in all kinds of beauty treatments, personal trainers and dietitians
@@BC-bt7hu: Quiit hatin'! Don't be jealous of her genes. Jo-Lo has always looked like that. She had that sweet ass, curvy figure, and beautiful face WAAAY back when she was simply Jenny from the Block. Which was LOOONG before she was the rich and famous J-Lo.
It's a mystery how we've all been pretending to believe she's really talented enough to be as famous as she is.
@@Igaveyoumyfakename That's not hate you idiot, that's facts! She's rich and can afford the best to stay healthy, fit and look younger. Don't go around using words you don't even know the meaning
@Holly Raleigh Yeah, keeps her very moisturized
The fact that corporal is the lowest rank is the cherry on top.
Private is the lowest rank, but OK.
Jesse Cole Private is not a rank, though.
@@telocho E-1, E-2, E-3. That's the 3 levels of Private so yes, it is a rank.
Enlisted Ranks:
Private-Corporal-Sergeant
Officer Ranks
Lieutenant-Captain-Major-Colonel-General
@@JDMatthias They would have souch material if they were fighting.over a first-class Privateß
“Men hate that.men hate that. Even I hate that a little bit” LMFAOOO 😭
This sketch could have ended at the 30 second mark and would still be hilarious.