Poof always spoils his videos. When he dies in hardcore, he titles it that way. This means every time he doesn't title his videos with his death we know he's going to survive and it lowers the tension considerably.
That or the when he missed the last shot in the 3 point basketball Edit: I personally think the 3 point basketball fail was worse than the bowling one, but you guys can form your own opinion too
@@VegasLivingNewYorker Just cause he beat the 3 point contest doesn't mean all the pain he felt when he missed that shot just doesn't mean anything anymore.
this hurt me but ur ears may hurt more
Can I get 3k by 2022? ❤️
ow
E
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NOOOOO ONE PIN JESUS THAT IS SO PAINFUL I DONT EVEN WANNA THINK ABOUT IT
"If bowling is an analogy for life, then bowling makes sense. Because it makes no fuckin sense."
That's fucking deep.
@Soflo Sports bro same
My favorite quote of his is still "The lost ass never found his pancake dinner".
@Soflo Sports BRUH SAME
same scrolled past as soon as it happened it's a sign lmao
I'm leaving the timestamp for that quote here because I like it way too much 10:36
I kind of wish we didn't know that was gonna happen lmao
I like your Saw videos.
Same, it kinda ruins it when it comes because we know it's gonna happen and it makes it less funny.
Omg brooo I saw your final destination vids there my favorites I wonder if final destination 6 will be out after the pandemic
Wouldn't have drawn me in tho
Poof always spoils his videos. When he dies in hardcore, he titles it that way. This means every time he doesn't title his videos with his death we know he's going to survive and it lowers the tension considerably.
psychologist: we are making progress
Card: *declines*
Psychologist: 7:45
Holy shit, take my like
Underrated comment
This absolutely deserves more likes
I dont get these jokes
This comment is frickin hilarious
the 'pain' part is poofesure declaring that our ears must suffer to compensate for his pain
I wanted to like this comment, but I won't rob you of your perfection.
@@the_j42069 you can like it now 🦤
@@shush.umbrellas the audacity of some people
@@the_j42069 I know 😒 so selfish and self-centered
My ears hurt 😳
Shakespeare couldn't write it any better. The 4 pin came back for vengeance.
It’s in animate object on a mission
Et tu, 4 pin?
Major props to 4 pin
damn straight
The fuckin 4 pin
I feel like this would be a great supervillain backstory
Failing to get a perfect game in an irl bowling alley, or failing to get a perfect game in a Wii bowling alley?
@@mobslaya_4547 Yes.
LMFAO
A perfect Doofenshmirtz backstory
"I once made it my goal to make balls roll in Wii Sports bowling but now... Now heads shall roll"
16:46 some random bird at 3am while I’m tryna get to sleep
FACTS but not really 3am more like 5-6am
@@velocitygmd yeah lol
Ah yes, a bird wants to drink a nice cup of the life Artois at 3am while you’re trying to sleep. Perfect ad placement!
we’re gonna be in for a ride boys
Oh boy
This is gonna be fun
Oh yes we are
No kiddin there
Imagine the day when he actually gets the perfect game though... 😟
This is when twitch chat would play every fart sound effect available
Huh
@@ns_railfanner7299 dababy!!??
What
Or the fail trumpet
@@ns_railfanner7299 You're obviously uncultured
4:36 When toad wins a race of Mario kart
HAHAHAGAYAAGAH1HAHAOWK
@@nofriendsnofoodnowifekpopi2165 are you ok
@@Blis-0WHATow he's just speaking in the language of s t r o k e
He's speaking the language of gods
@@beansthedino3029 Nah hes speaking z
Poof: misses one pin
My ears: (chuckles) I’m in danger!
4:17 the more the marrier
LMAO
The courage to play this again is UNLIMITED
Nice xbox 360 prof pic
Lots of nostalgia
@@Shadierspider5e i have a Xbox 360 and its the clasic
@@kaxxeethe3rd same
@@Shadierspider5e nice big iron
there’s something about watching a grown man have a mental breakdown for 20 minutes over wii bowling. this is our society now.
Nearly a full day and nobody has made "the" meme, maybe things are turning around.
It's one of my guilty pleasures
We live in a society
There is a reason no one else is in the room lol
@@bayardkyyako7427 the waffle house has found a new host
Just imagining him actually screaming at a bowling alley
We need to get him in a real bowling alley.
@@mryoshiyoshi451he just throws a bowling ball at the scoreboard
16:45 Poofesure’s happy scream here killed me with laughter
bro started chanting to summon the rain gods 💀
@@Frog101_RealLMAO
The 4 pin has officially sent this man into crippling depression
LMFAO
Just doing my job.
@@the4pinfromwiisports577 you’re doing a good job
@@pierrefromwiisports8391 butthole
@@putridpigpuke612 xD
@22:00 the Wii Sports Bowling music playing while “new record” flashes on the screen as you’re sobbing in the background is peak life. 😂
My exact thoughts i was crying 😭😭😭😭
You're really pretty :D
I felt so bad for laughing, that i started crying too 😂
10:28 has to be one of my favorite lines to take out of context.
Mine would be 14:17
@@Pinita895 😂
My favorite is 21:47
13:50 When you realize your friend is about to kill you in a video game but it's already too late for you to stop them
This is the best one 😂
I think this is 3 new records:
First 299 ever
Most human mental pain ever
Loudest scream ever
LOL
is there a timestamp for the 299 part of this comment?
@@tristenbailey8442 21:44
A friend of mine had the same exact kind of score at 100 pin bowling. 11 strikes. 9 pins at the very last frame. Tragic.
@@wannawanna4300 thx
Poofesure: YOU RUINED MY LIFE
10th pin: I dont even know who you are
Also 4th pin: screw you
Occasionally the 8 pin: Hello. I'd prefer to not fall over. Thanks.
The 7 pin: (insert Vector meme) Hey.
6th pin: *Yall niggas trippin*
Poofesure: You will.
Poof: *In bowling alley*
Also Poof: The wind changed on the golf course
21:42 That’s gotta be the worst way to go when attempting for a perfect 300.
I feel sorry for him-
It is it happened to me aswell
Not to mention it was the 4 pin
To everyone checking the comments before watching this, i apologise to your ears in advance.
Thanks
And here I was wishing for dead silence, thinking it would hit him that hard
I'm scared to watch this now...
This is why I watch all of his videos at a low volume.
thank you for this warning my fellow gmd gamer
"If bowling is an analogy for life, then bowling makes sense because it makes no fucking sense"
Poofesure
Words of wisdom
Basically Sun Tzu
10:35
I was just on that part when I saw this comment-
Confucius level thinking here
him screaming with the wii music in the back ground has to be the funniest thing ever.
5:17 Hand sanitizer: kills 99.99% of germs*
That point 1 percent:
Underrated asf.
21:45
@@matthewvarney1019 that pin came back for revenge
@@tempis8841 0.01%*
This might be the saddest moment on Poof's Wii Sports career ever since he missed one shot at the three-point contest.
That or the when he missed the last shot in the 3 point basketball
Edit: I personally think the 3 point basketball fail was worse than the bowling one, but you guys can form your own opinion too
@@KBGKaden but he made that tho
@@KBGKaden he did eventually make it tho
@@VegasLivingNewYorker Just cause he beat the 3 point contest doesn't mean all the pain he felt when he missed that shot just doesn't mean anything anymore.
@@KBGKaden i'll take that into consideration.
10:30 15yo me when I walked in the gta 5 strip club
Lmao this needs more likes
I was 5 when I first walked into one of those gta5 strip clubs
@@tyaddison6252 i was 13
This is making me laugh out loud
💀💀💀too funny
Poof: *screams in actual pain*
Wii Sports: *casual bowling music*
21:40 The moment you’ve been waiting for
The 4th pin is an anime villain.
He genuinely cried.This is a sad time in wii bowling history.
I grown man cried about wii bowling AND HE ACTUALLY POSTED THE VIDEO NOT CARING
@@titanictyranitar9571 welcome to Poofesure
@@titanictyranitar9571 Hahaha he doesn't care what we hear.Honestly no youtuber has the courage to do that. One of the many reasons I watch him.
21:45 Top Ten Biggest Video Game Fails
Of course it’s the 4th pin
Top 10 Saddest Anime Betrayals
HAHAHA IT WAS THE (FORESKIN) 4TH PIN
May the FOURTH be With Poofesure
Along with the final shot in 3 point contest missing
21:47 Imagine hearing this out of context
The neighbours
@@justawheeliebin3512 the 4 pin
That voice crack tho
YOU GOTTA BE
5:10 teachers when you try to leave class early
LMFAOOOOO
"The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do!"
the coffin doesnt dismiss you, the urn does!
21:51 Not gonna lie, I would honestly cry as well.
9:18 the exotic bird makes a majestic call to a mate
I just laughed for 3 and a half minutes after seeing this
LOL
"What a perfect throw, that wasn't"
My new life motto.
Nice guy : *holds open the door for a girl
The girl : “thank you”
Nice guy : “yeah no problem”
*inside the nice guys head : 21:47
Lmaoooo
@@MonkeBoi66 nice name
😂
@@billnyeyourmomsaguy9663 no, no she isnt, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@marcusclemons1329 yes she is
when he has to say in the first 20 seconds “...that was a warm up” i already feel defeated for him.
21:47 when your girl asks what you want to do for Valentine’s Day
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂 actually laughed out loud
lmao
14:18 when EDP goes to pick up the soap
what is edp soz idk
@@kennyboi8690 he’s…. Not a good person
@@kennyboi8690 living under a rock
u guys are mean
@@kennyboi8690 tf did I do? lmao
Poofesure: *having a mental breakdown*
Wii Sports: *happy music in the background*
After a successful hunt Poofesure declares his victory with a tribal scream 16:46
XD I thought that sounded Native American.
@@ootfan7882 yea kind of
@@ootfan7882 Native Americans were here before we were, hunting buffalos in tribes. Technically, she's/he's not wrong
@@warriorsworld4638 XD I know. Poofesure is male.
@@ootfan7882 I know that, I just don't know what gender the commenter is
Props to anyone who sat here for 20 minutes watching a grown man rage at Wii Bowling
It’s so funny
Worth it.
@@thephirst0420ondiscord Matt you're one of the reasons a grown man rages at Wii Sports
@@clothinghanger6978 he just has to train harder.
Tbf isn't that like 99.99% of this content, just scream at a video game?
3:10 Me when someone asks me who the squirrel is from spongebob
💀
Whos the squirrel from sponge bob
9:16 Is that a new laugh unlocked-
21:53, I love how the background bowling music perfectly pairs with Poofesure’s sadness and rage
16:07
Edp when he finds out what age the girl he’s talking to is
Lmao FBI open up
“Even though the best we’ve done is 8”
@Victor Huang I got it in an hour bro it’s not that difficult
@@user-qs4ef3zk2z maybe for you.
@@user-qs4ef3zk2z why do you want to shit on people’s achievements
21:29 the moment that everyone were waiting for
Imagine Poofesure plays bowling in real life and he keeps screaming curse words in public
Then later security calls the cops on him
@@cleejryosores6679 then security gets worried by his sheer rage and calls a therapist.
@@wolflives4316 IKR
@@wolflives4316 then Therapist has enough of his rage and sends him to the Mental Institution AKA Mental hospital
21:44 if Poof becomes an anime villain after this, I would not be surprised one bit
10:28 -- I had to rewind 3 times to understand what he said. Worth it.
2020: 1 SHOT AWAY (three-point)
2021: 1 PIN AWAY (bowling)
I'm starting to see a very dangerous pattern here....
1 Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus inside away
2022: 98-1 Wii sports baseball
2023 1 ass away
"The number 4 always brings me the worst luck"
-Guido Mista
Alternative title: Man goes mentally insane over a game of wii sports bowling
This is more pain than Alfonso losing on wii party beginner difficulty
This mans yelling makes me happy
Teenagers when their parents tell them to clean their room: 19:02
This needs more likes 🤣
😂😂😂
More like 17:35
“Its the bowling ball’s world and I’m just living in it”
poofesure’s insanity spiral is my therapy
0:11 Hitler preparing to invade the rest of Czechoslovakia just after meeting with Neville Chamberlain.
Oh my god dude
Holy shit 😂
I slammed my head on my bedframe because I laughed so hard 🤣🤣
Winner
My favorite comment ever 🤣
12 year old's search history
11:25
5 year olds with that one uncle who brings the worst gifts on Christmas: 7:42
Damn XD
Anyone else click on Poofesure's videos just to hear him rage laughing?
The joker intensifies
Yes
someone: Jacksepticeye is loud
Poofesure: hold my Wii remote-
Don’t forget the Wii Motion Plus inside
@@lasagna.noodles inside the Toad wii remote of course
Nobody:
The super bowl half time show a few years ago:
16:46
I never switched from ph to youtube so quick
LMAOOO
same lmao
Legendary
whoa whoa whoa hold up
respect
“I tried so hard... and got so far...”
“IN THE END... IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER”
So true.
cring
Yeah lol
I like it
@@mistahfatcheeks9581 Same
Teachers when you start packing up at the end of class and start a chain reaction of everyone else packing up 5:08
I hate it so much when that happens
11:15 "the wind changes in the GOLF COURSE"
florida man screaming in agony for 23 minutes and 45 seconds all over wii sports bowling
He lives in Michigan but yeah this is a sad video.
@@stephenkimani1217 no he is from Michigan, he lives in Florida and is visiting his home state rn
Technically he screamed more tbh
17:57-18:06: when you studied all night last night and still get an F.
There was one time I cheated on a quiz during online school by looking up the answers on google and I still got an F.
@@LukeLikesToDraw LMAOO same
I got every answer right and got a 33%
@@LukeLikesToDraw dont always trust google lol
Damn I wish that wasn't so relatable 😂
I’m surprised his vocal chords still work, I really am
"It's the bowling ball's world and I'm just living in it!" Hit me so hard...truest thing I've ever heard about Wii Sports Bowling😂
I’m amazed this didn’t end with his Wii getting crucified
*but nope it ended with depression*
(+3 pain)
(-3 happiness)
Hes come a long way
Dude this man’s pain is probably the equivalent of getting grieved in Minecraft after working for hours on a structure.
This hurts to read even tho it's never happened to me before
hola amigos
more like weeks
"ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE ITS A HALLOWEEN MIRACLE!!!" LMFAO
Alternate title: guy rages into a Mickey Mouse impression
I've never seen your channel before but recommendations brought me here and I'm instantly sold on the wild cackling of the pain you feel
His videos on wii sports Basket ball and wii sports ping pong will be great for you then.
“If bowling is an analogy for life then bowling makes sense....because it makes no fucking sense”-poofesure 2021
And I honestly couldn’t agree more.
4:48 what in Neptune are you waitin' for boy.
7:42 People's crushes be like
22:07 why does he sound like Steve from American Dad when he’s hysterically laughing
I have No Idea
I’m constantly adjusting my volume throughout this whole video
Teacher: what sound does a constipated
Crow make?
Special Ed kid: 9:19
Teacher would never say that and why does that special ed kid say that !? Im so sorry
@@beepbeeplettuce848 it’s just a joke bro
When the roblox kid tries to be funny
@@Jmark11 when a minecraft kid tries to be cool by being a idiot
This is secretly how Heath Ledger prepared for the of The Joker.
I don't know why, but I laughed so hard when he described the opposite of a Christmas Miracle being a "Halloween Miracle."
you know this video is gonna be good when he’s already screaming at 3 minutes
17:19 The love child of Elmo and Toad.
“ hoaaaaaaaa aftiney fin tin fe fuckin fhluih”
"Its the bowling balls world and I'm just living in it"
- Poofesure 2021
"If bowling is an analogy for life, then bowling makes sense, because it makes no fucking sense." - Poofesure 2021
16:46 Parents in the bedroom at 1am be like
Can confirm
new sibling very cool
@@cielo498 Speak for yourself... I wanted a dog.
No. 10:30
@@sahirbudwani7090 XD
i loved how at the end there was such calming music with a grown man crying over a wii game in the background.
Dude its so refreshing hearing a youtuber not hide his frustration when gaming. Sub earned
The final boss of the Poofesure Cinematic Universe is that 4 pin.
Ikkkkkkk😂😂
Poof underestimated the Thanos of the Poof Cinematic Universe.
A tetraphobe's nightmare.
Me: Sees thumbnail
My ears: *chuckles* I'm in danger.
after a few poofesure vids, I’ve found that I cackle when I miss on wii sports. the transformation begins
the more I watch poofesure the more I think it's Arlo just completely unhinged.