Hoi4: What If Germany Does Nothing Wrong

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @Buzzy_Bland
    @Buzzy_Bland Год назад +5055

    In this universe, Mr. Adolph came out with his award winning book, Mein Easy Time.
    A book declaring that all Germans must assemble and preserve… things in a factory.

  • @TFrog1324
    @TFrog1324 Год назад +2899

    Hitler decided that if he couldn’t get into art school he would make his mom proud some other way

    • @BilalAhmad-ff3xq
      @BilalAhmad-ff3xq Год назад +135

      Ah that's so sweet & cursed.

    • @A_AngelDust
      @A_AngelDust 11 месяцев назад +188

      Hitler's mom was actually very proud of him until she died in like 1920's
      And Hitler's dad was never proud of him or any of his sons, so it would be his dad who needs to be proud
      Nerd emoji me

    • @DeliveryGuyMan
      @DeliveryGuyMan 11 месяцев назад

      🗿👆​@@A_AngelDust

    • @Notmyname1593
      @Notmyname1593 11 месяцев назад +39

      So he turned soviet onion into art.

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc 11 месяцев назад +37

      @@A_AngelDust she died before WW1 began, so definitely not in the 1920s.

  • @viltsu1366
    @viltsu1366 Год назад +2544

    "It's relaxing game, it's time to be happy"
    _switches to war economy_

    • @azers8298
      @azers8298 11 месяцев назад +143

      More work, less stuff, is how german people get happy

    • @Fallout3131
      @Fallout3131 11 месяцев назад +12

      @@azers8298😂😂😂😂

    • @duplizappergames3585
      @duplizappergames3585 8 месяцев назад +7

      50% tax moment

    • @toskas-c9k
      @toskas-c9k 4 месяца назад +2

      @@azers8298 true (i´m german)

  • @antoniomatejgveric903
    @antoniomatejgveric903 Год назад +1500

    Adolph in this timeline: "Any alliance whose purpose is not to wage peace is senseless and useless."

    • @EnergeticSpark63
      @EnergeticSpark63 5 месяцев назад +5

      hey

    • @saturnFIV3
      @saturnFIV3 4 месяца назад +30

      It does seem like a sort of bone headed darwinian thing to say, the original quote. However military alliances are for war, always have been. I'm reminded of George Washington's last speech as president talking about the dangers of entangling alliances. His point being alliances are pointless if one's intention is to avoid war.
      Im sure the president of Russia sees it similarly. The notion that NATO is purely a defensive alliance is silly. Offense vs. Defense is really just a matter of where you're standing. The Germans certainly saw Barbarossa as a defensive operation, pre-empting the inevitable attack from the soviets.
      Does one have to wait to be attacked physically to be just in declaring war? That may be the most moral and ethical course, waiting that long and being on your back foot however often means failure and loss of the war.

    • @Independentfellow
      @Independentfellow 3 месяца назад +6

      Mahatma Hytlr

    • @EnergeticSpark63
      @EnergeticSpark63 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Independentfellow hey

    • @SamuelJones-xc6cc
      @SamuelJones-xc6cc 3 месяца назад

      @KeyUploads2 Adopted Haters

  • @AlvinYorkII
    @AlvinYorkII Год назад +788

    Ahh yes my favorite late 30's quote
    "I feel like you may be, just a bit too warmongery for my taste."
    -Hitler on receiving Mussolini's Italy into the Axis
    1939 Colorized

  • @derevianne1108
    @derevianne1108 Год назад +2491

    imagine the faces of people like Churchill when turns out that Moustacheman really is not an aggressor and appeasement was good

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 Год назад +767

      "I want that thing!"
      "You can have that thing but no more!"
      "Aight cool."
      "Wait what?"

    • @vercot7000
      @vercot7000 Год назад +162

      source: "I made it up"
      - churchill probably

    • @JRBDWD
      @JRBDWD Год назад +148

      That was basically what happened.

    • @derevianne1108
      @derevianne1108 Год назад +209

      @@JRBDWD least far-right Spanish:

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 Год назад +43

      Appeasement was stupid either way.

  • @rick149ou
    @rick149ou 11 месяцев назад +986

    >Be Germany
    >mind your own business
    >hated and mistreated anyways

    • @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606
      @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 10 месяцев назад +42

      If he didn’t annex Austria it would’ve been different

    • @turosechil8798
      @turosechil8798 9 месяцев назад +123

      Going free from their control is a big no no. It still is today if you noticed who got attacked and why.

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 9 месяцев назад

      They probably still had a genocide going on inside their borders.

    • @redcrown5154
      @redcrown5154 9 месяцев назад +49

      historically accurate

    • @JamesTaylor-on9nz
      @JamesTaylor-on9nz 9 месяцев назад +92

      @@turosechil8798 More people are starting to "notice", even among my IRL friends. There's definitely a counterculture developing among Gen Z that is becoming increasingly skeptical of the narrative.

  • @ZenikkTF2
    @ZenikkTF2 Год назад +955

    Why does stak unironically have a voice for for like a documentary or something like that? Very soothing as well

    • @Phipsshallperish
      @Phipsshallperish Год назад +4

      i think he actually does have a 2nd, histroy based channel where he does documentarys

    • @tree4104
      @tree4104 Год назад +17

      @@Phipsshallperish he does podcasts and occasionally video essays, I dont think he has any full blown documentary yet.

    • @viper_1889
      @viper_1889 Год назад

      Stak says he didn't do anything evil. Me looks at Russia SURE

    • @austingardiner6880
      @austingardiner6880 Год назад

      It reminds me of Cody from althist

    • @0giwan
      @0giwan Год назад

      ​@@PhipsshallperishYeah, History of Everything.

  • @gregoryjames1542
    @gregoryjames1542 11 месяцев назад +481

    Alternate title: Getting the Puppetmaster achievement in the dumbest way possible

    • @hititmanify
      @hititmanify 10 месяцев назад +61

      most sacred and beautiful way*

  • @Stofski
    @Stofski Год назад +297

    Therapist: it's OK, a Balkanised Russia does not exist.
    Stakuyi: And for my next move...

  • @leestewart72
    @leestewart72 Год назад +270

    I usually play Germany like this. the UK goes out of their way to get into a war with Germany.

    • @fizz0996
      @fizz0996 11 месяцев назад +154

      just like real life

    • @moisheshekelberg7632
      @moisheshekelberg7632 8 месяцев назад +29

      @@fizz0996Was going to type these exact words lol

    • @publichearing8536
      @publichearing8536 6 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@fizz0996at least Churchill's hawkish cabinet

    • @tenukipcgaming1896
      @tenukipcgaming1896 5 месяцев назад

      @@fizz0996 When was the last time the UK went out of its way to get into a war with Germany? The only real-life I know of is the one where the UK repeatedly tried to appease Germany in the 1930s.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 3 месяца назад

      @@publichearing8536 ... irl Churchill's cabinet was after the war started

  • @roguegen5536
    @roguegen5536 11 месяцев назад +325

    Everyone got what they wanted for Christmas except the USSR, Italy, and China who got demolished by Japan off screen.

    • @Moonstone-Redux
      @Moonstone-Redux 11 месяцев назад +54

      Soviets getting their crap pushed in so hard they shattered trying to invade Finland.
      And China on fire in the background while the moustache man goes "This ain't about them".

    • @MariusCeausu-zc7uy
      @MariusCeausu-zc7uy 5 месяцев назад +11

      To be fair in what hoi4 game is china not on fire​@@Moonstone-Redux

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@MariusCeausu-zc7uyI've personally had a few where it wasn't, or at least not nearly as much as it could be.

    • @MariusCeausu-zc7uy
      @MariusCeausu-zc7uy 4 месяца назад +6

      @@welkingunther5417 ay get your point but stil its quite rare at least at the very start

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 4 месяца назад +1

      @@MariusCeausu-zc7uy Oh very true, especially if Japan starts attacking.
      China's army corruption and incompetence certainly hurts its combat capabilities quite a bit.
      Funny enough, China was actually who I played as for my first ever solo game. Not sure why I decided to be China for my first time but hey, I did it.

  • @LetMeBe3
    @LetMeBe3 Год назад +422

    Hope we’ve all had a nice Christmas.

    • @Mr_Godmode
      @Mr_Godmode Год назад +3

      yes thanks hope yiurs was good too mate

    • @travisbishop782
      @travisbishop782 Год назад

      Yes, i did. I hope yours was great as well.

    • @AntonsVoice
      @AntonsVoice Год назад

      Chrismas warcrimes.

    • @doggowazhere7016
      @doggowazhere7016 Год назад +1

      i did i got full hoi4 dlc (except shitty vehicle and sound packs ofc)

    • @_Radiator_
      @_Radiator_ Год назад

      ​@@doggowazhere7016same lol

  • @elementalcreeper2419
    @elementalcreeper2419 Год назад +1965

    Just me or is staks voice nice to listen to
    Edit: i posted this comment six months ago, why tf did it blow up so much XD

    • @cronus090
      @cronus090 Год назад +86

      agreed its quite soothing

    • @HortonSalm
      @HortonSalm Год назад +84

      It's like I'm sitting in a large study with him, next to a roaring fire, sipping brandy.

    • @TheJDKX
      @TheJDKX Год назад +56

      This would be a great reading voice. Like reading books to listen to in the car

    • @rickelleman6613
      @rickelleman6613 Год назад +11

      Agreed

    • @gurd739
      @gurd739 Год назад +8

      Agreed, it's quite nice

  • @WatermelonDog202
    @WatermelonDog202 10 месяцев назад +122

    United Kingdom: No Germany you were supposed to invade Poland so that then me and France can declare war on you- oh.

    • @Sohaib_Mamash
      @Sohaib_Mamash Месяц назад +5

      Yet they say Hitler started WWII 😂

    • @sydmohammadali6421
      @sydmohammadali6421 26 дней назад +4

      @@Sohaib_Mamash Because he did

    • @Progamermove_2003
      @Progamermove_2003 23 дня назад +2

      ​@@sydmohammadali6421 It's a joke. Everyone knows what happened in real life.

    • @mertentischler8815
      @mertentischler8815 8 дней назад

      Yes England tricked germany into ww2 with poland doing exactly what they should, yet ussr not recieved a Declration for doing the same, coz chrurchill read mustache mans book, knowing german Plans for ussr.

  • @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo
    @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo Год назад +220

    Adolph the rednose fuehrer. Had a very shiny Poland. And if you ever saw him, hed be in the French lowland.

    • @blackmegalogan307
      @blackmegalogan307 Год назад +38

      All of the other dictatorships, used to turn to him in fear.

    • @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo
      @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo Год назад +38

      ​​@@blackmegalogan307then they remembered Adolph, started in a hall with beers!

    • @SupremeCommanderBaiser
      @SupremeCommanderBaiser 10 месяцев назад +3

      Adolf, not Adolph.

    • @nothatsnotrighttryagain5546
      @nothatsnotrighttryagain5546 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@SupremeCommanderBaiser It's Rudolph, but with Adolf, it equals Adolph. 😬

    • @Polskie573
      @Polskie573 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo then one day in 39 the allies said Adolph if you touch Poland your going to die tonight

  • @sychro_1122
    @sychro_1122 Год назад +175

    "Are we the goodies?"

    • @user-xf8mz9ko4r
      @user-xf8mz9ko4r 8 месяцев назад +32

      Hitler: Yes, Benito. Now finish your pasta

  • @youtubecomments2740
    @youtubecomments2740 11 месяцев назад +21

    So what happens after this:
    Japan probably goes for Sahkalin, China, and tries a Pro-Gamer Move against the United States
    The Entente, who have been gearing up for a war this entire time, tell Japan "No."
    Germany realises that some of the pacific islands lost in the first great war are rightful German clay, and seek to preserve world peace by limiting Japan's expansion. Via a declaration of war.
    Home islands get landed on by basically the entire world at this point, Japan gets balkanised, parts of China get turned into a German puppet to prevent the spread of communism.
    No further large wars are declared. France proceeds to spend the next 30 years malding at Germany for just standing there peacefully. The end.

  • @jodofe4879
    @jodofe4879 11 месяцев назад +135

    "Ich frage euch: Wollt ihr den totalen Frieden?! Wollt ihr ihn, wenn nötig, totaler und radikaler, als wir ihn uns heute überhaupt erst vorstellen können?!"

    • @demon_boi
      @demon_boi 4 месяца назад

      Calm Down Hitler. We Don't Want Any More Speeches For World War Three

    • @Titan-Ti22
      @Titan-Ti22 3 месяца назад +10

      Ich bin so froh das wir durch das Buch mein Frieden jetzt den totalen Frieden erreichen können

  • @USELESSDCK
    @USELESSDCK Год назад +175

    Stak unironically having a perfect asmr voice was unexpected

  • @visyxl
    @visyxl 10 месяцев назад +78

    Me, a czech seeing that czechoslovakia still exists:
    *"Yes, g o o d"*

  • @imcommunist
    @imcommunist 10 месяцев назад +60

    "i think that we have made a very peaceful world" casually says on 100% world tension

  • @iwantcrawfish6110
    @iwantcrawfish6110 Год назад +198

    " aren't we supposed to be the baddies?"

  • @hydronpowers9014
    @hydronpowers9014 Год назад +161

    In this timeline:
    AH is the best politician of all time
    Europe is very peaceful
    Germany maintains their high quality of life
    AH's book is a bestseller

    • @JRBDWD
      @JRBDWD Год назад +44

      That was basically our timeline,before the British Empire decided to start the world war

    • @coh2conscript851
      @coh2conscript851 Год назад

      @@JRBDWD "Germany please do not invade Poland or we will declare war on you to defend them."
      "We will invade them anyway."
      "Okay we'll uphold our deal with Poland and defend them."
      "WARMONGERING JEW."

    • @JRBDWD
      @JRBDWD Год назад +36

      @@coh2conscript851 "Cool,tell Poland to return german inhabited territories or at least let the german populations return safetely to germanic lands. I hope Poland don't do anything crazy".
      Ah sure,cause the British Empire was soooo worried about Poland that they let the USSR take it and do everything they couldn't do ok their failed invasion on the 20's. Read Churchill's biography,for the british the war wasn't about Poland,jews or diplomacy.

    • @Γι3ργ0ς
      @Γι3ργ0ς Год назад +47

      ​@@JRBDWD every victim of hitler begs to differ

    • @edelweiss7928
      @edelweiss7928 Год назад +9

      That’s just real life except being very peaceful because of the Allies declaring war

  • @mahinakbari1647
    @mahinakbari1647 11 месяцев назад +62

    He defeated his enemies with the power of friendship.

  • @hkmaster8043
    @hkmaster8043 2 месяца назад +5

    Whole video:
    Hungary: Germany, Can I annex the whole world and start ww2 instead of you?

  • @sunkeyavad6528
    @sunkeyavad6528 10 месяцев назад +9

    If germany does nothing wrong you get world war 1 instead of world war 2, which will then lead to world war 2.
    You'll have to change the british before world war 1 if you want to actually change things.

    • @Progamermove_2003
      @Progamermove_2003 23 дня назад

      Britain wasn't responsible for WW1. In fact, they would've liked to stay neutral and profiteer from war if not for the German attack on Belgium.

  • @t-pnaminami3808
    @t-pnaminami3808 11 месяцев назад +80

    Stakuyi's WW2 Anti-Soviet Pact looks disturbingly like a Yahtzee-led NATO. 😂

    • @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606
      @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 10 месяцев назад +7

      Or a European Union perhaps??

    • @Person-sf7ql
      @Person-sf7ql 9 месяцев назад

      Hilariously, many former N*zi generals were actually given high positions in NATO, so it was in a sense lead by at least a few n*zis irl.

  • @Dutch_Dame68
    @Dutch_Dame68 Год назад +94

    You are probably my favorite RUclipsr, your videos are always entertaining and i love watching them or just listening to them. I love you stak, this community loves you.

  • @Simon_SM
    @Simon_SM 11 месяцев назад +9

    I actually don't know what to say
    You didn't have any direct colonies
    You didn't annex anything directly except for Austria
    You only declared war to protect another country
    You did
    Nothing wrong
    Like you were better than the Allies

    • @unnecessaryupload5919
      @unnecessaryupload5919 6 месяцев назад +2

      the allies: are we the baddies

    • @Progamermove_2003
      @Progamermove_2003 23 дня назад +1

      ​@@unnecessaryupload5919 WW2 was basically the fight of evil vs lesser evil.

  • @GamePlayShare
    @GamePlayShare 11 месяцев назад +65

    When the mustache man gets accepted in the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna

    • @capitalgames318
      @capitalgames318 7 месяцев назад +2

      In this video: When mustache man owns Vienna

  • @xavierwright719
    @xavierwright719 Год назад +47

    We love you too Stak
    (and your voice, for that matter)

  • @dr.skillz77mgpl92
    @dr.skillz77mgpl92 10 месяцев назад +16

    ,,If you want peace, prepare for war" - some Roman general

    • @yossifhadad
      @yossifhadad 6 месяцев назад

      that's funny coming from a roman general

    • @PeeGoblin-jg6tu
      @PeeGoblin-jg6tu 4 месяца назад +1

      His name was: Publius Flavius Vegetius Renatus

    • @Progamermove_2003
      @Progamermove_2003 23 дня назад

      ​@@yossifhadad And it was the unavoidable reality in those times.

  • @PasiastyPasek
    @PasiastyPasek Год назад +28

    I'm glad mate that i could be there with you, for past few years. I watched you grow, and i hope you will get more and more views, supporters and everything. This channel, your podcasts, you deserve it. Have a good new year mate

  • @JahJah-CleverHandle
    @JahJah-CleverHandle Год назад +58

    HoI4: Friendship is German Magic.

  • @cazza358
    @cazza358 9 месяцев назад +7

    What? You never got the Sudetanland or Strasbourg or reconnected Kalinigrad. Those poor German people living outside of Germany.

  • @CircusFreakyt
    @CircusFreakyt Год назад +8

    19:06 reminds me of that one scene with the president from monsters vs aliens:
    "this is all about... peaceful communication."
    "Yes mr. president"

  • @Soguwe
    @Soguwe Год назад +60

    Now it's just hoping all these friendships don't lead to a repetition of the Great War
    Could you imagine, a second Great War? It would be devastating

    • @Kohl293
      @Kohl293 7 месяцев назад +8

      Nah we’ll be safe behind the Maginot line

    • @publichearing8536
      @publichearing8536 6 месяцев назад +6

      don't be ridiculous, the great war ended *all* wars

  • @shablinski127
    @shablinski127 Год назад +34

    By lebensraum he actually meant peace for all races and people

  • @Theophily
    @Theophily Год назад +17

    I love your casual voice! You are truly blessed, my guy

  • @ccsmboyos4384
    @ccsmboyos4384 Год назад +25

    Love you stakuyi, keep going like you are!

  • @gholland5840
    @gholland5840 11 месяцев назад +6

    I wonder what the comments were here before being censored...

  • @ducklingchief8289
    @ducklingchief8289 4 месяца назад +5

    When papa Adolf died early, and adolf was adopted by a good austrian man

  • @Brabantian
    @Brabantian Год назад +25

    17:28 On my first ever good germany run I balkanised everyone (because I loved having a bunch of puppets and liked the many flavours put into the game), my game was basically dead afterwards

    • @USELESSDCK
      @USELESSDCK Год назад +10

      Having a bunch of puppets is great because they have their own focus trees and you get more factories through them, but it really does kill the game performance

  • @aidenbooksmith2351
    @aidenbooksmith2351 Год назад +62

    The USSR has decisions to send ultimatum to the Balkans and their foreign policy allows a lot of peaceful expansion. I would like to see you go on in this same vein and show how much Stalin can expand without war.
    and yes, grab Spain too.

  • @My_usual_username_was_taken
    @My_usual_username_was_taken 11 месяцев назад +8

    Puppeting everyone isnt the most peaceful option, its liberating everyone.

  • @hydronpowers9014
    @hydronpowers9014 Год назад +12

    AH invading Italy: This is a peaceful declaration of war

  • @BWeManX
    @BWeManX 9 месяцев назад +8

    Hitler said "What? We just fought THE WAR TO END ALL WARS. What was unclear about that?"

  • @scrimmybingus8972
    @scrimmybingus8972 Год назад +9

    Honestly a nice chill video. Merry Christmas Stak and family

  • @jimtalbott9535
    @jimtalbott9535 5 месяцев назад +2

    10:50 - A very peaceful world. (100% tension).

  • @Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.
    @Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq. Год назад +3

    _"What if Germany did nothing wrong?"_
    You mean...other than losing?

  • @freeliner4409
    @freeliner4409 11 месяцев назад +8

    In fact Soviets would never attack Finland if not being paranoid of Finland immediately joining Germany in its war with Soviet Union. Devs should consider Soviet AI to be calmed down and restrained against Finland in case Germany is peaceful.

  • @clusterferno7833
    @clusterferno7833 10 месяцев назад +6

    "dont do anything evil" bro you puppeted half the world

  • @seanathan2773
    @seanathan2773 4 месяца назад +2

    18:11 “Hungary are you justifying against any of us here you shouldn’t do that” 😂

  • @ethan8942
    @ethan8942 Год назад +7

    Looks at what Germany was doing inside of itself even before the start date… I think we’re past the point of doing nothing wrong.

  • @davidmcquoid9438
    @davidmcquoid9438 3 дня назад

    "And what do you want for Christmas, little boy?"
    "I want a Porsche funny Mustache Santa"
    "You don't say? HEIL HEIL HEIL"

  • @RoboFuryMan
    @RoboFuryMan 11 месяцев назад +5

    Italy and Japan: Please do evil stuffs with me? 🥺

  • @markbullard1190
    @markbullard1190 29 дней назад +1

    Germany: "I am bringing you peace. DO NOT RESIST."

    • @NapoleonVIII
      @NapoleonVIII 11 дней назад +1

      If you don't come to peace, peace comes to you.

  • @chaostourist2951
    @chaostourist2951 Год назад +11

    it's not war, it's peace keeping.

  • @SkeletorCa
    @SkeletorCa 4 месяца назад +2

    "I think we have made a very peaceful world here"
    World tension: %100

  • @GuscioRosso
    @GuscioRosso 9 месяцев назад +23

    It reflects reality, UK and US declared war on Germany and Italy for geopolitical reasons, not morale reasons.

    • @nono-pd3cb
      @nono-pd3cb 8 месяцев назад +2

      The gemans declared war on the us

    • @michaelhorn6029
      @michaelhorn6029 8 месяцев назад +5

      Technically Germany declared on the US. But yes geopolitics.

    • @Suksass
      @Suksass 8 месяцев назад

      Germany declared war on US.
      Whatever reason UK declared war on Germany is irrelevant. They were in the right as history has shown us.

    • @GuscioRosso
      @GuscioRosso 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@michaelhorn6029 no, LOL. He asked for peace at least 30 times while RAF was literally bombing Berlin and Munich.

    • @michaelhorn6029
      @michaelhorn6029 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@GuscioRosso 1) that's off topic. I said that Germany declared war on the US after Pearl Harbor.2) In what way did Germany ask for peace during the war? The Hess mission was supposed to be asking for peace but was disowned by the German government. 3) back to my main point Germany invaded Poland after UK and France made commitments to fight if Poland was invaded. Then Germany invaded Poland knowing it would lead to a wider war. Hitler's Germany also sent bombers to Spain when other countries were staying out of the conflict. Unlike WW 1 it really isn't in dispute how WW2 started. Japanese troops attacked china and German troops attacked Poland. And Belgium ect.

  • @TheImperialCringe
    @TheImperialCringe 8 месяцев назад +2

    Acually, you should try this in an online game, see how everyone who was preparing to stop Germany react to Hitler being a good noodle

    • @Suksass
      @Suksass 8 месяцев назад +1

      They would declare war on him the moment he starts trying this.

  • @unibrowsheepZ
    @unibrowsheepZ 4 месяца назад +4

    Hoi4 but tiny moustache man got accepted into art school and later decided to pursue a career in Politics.

    • @Progamermove_2003
      @Progamermove_2003 23 дня назад

      Not to be that guy, but in that scenario he would've likely stayed in Austria and probably never became the chancellor of Germany.

  • @carrotwars4776
    @carrotwars4776 Год назад +4

    Thank you Stak

  • @BRDoriginal
    @BRDoriginal 11 месяцев назад +9

    You can only be peaceful if you are capable of great violence. If you are not capable of great violence you are not peaceful, you are harmless. - Some Guy

    • @Jakdisi1
      @Jakdisi1 3 месяца назад

      Peak cinema

  • @delmarclapp3350
    @delmarclapp3350 Год назад +1

    Calmer Stakuyi. It's nice
    Also 10:10 "We'll achieve peace in our time. Wether you like it or not."

  • @alfredospautzgranemannjuni5864
    @alfredospautzgranemannjuni5864 11 месяцев назад +5

    Implying it did

  • @rsabinioan
    @rsabinioan 11 месяцев назад +2

    8:58 WHAT
    *a few seconds later*
    Me as a Romanian: deletes essay

  • @sunzi42
    @sunzi42 11 месяцев назад +5

    This was REALLY weird. CCCP would have no reason to invade Finland unless Germany first took half of Poland. Also CCCP collapsed all to easy compared to Operation Barbarossa. The beginning of Operation Barbarossa was that H1tl3r convinced St4l1n to kill all his best officers. That never happened in your scenario.

    • @codemancz798
      @codemancz798 11 месяцев назад +10

      Stalin was a greedy bastard with imperialist ambition, so it's honestly not that weird for him to invade even if Hitler didn't.

    • @sunzi42
      @sunzi42 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@codemancz798 Please explain why CCCP did not invade Finland, Estonia, Latvia or Lithiuania 5 years earlier when nothing could hamper the invasion?

    • @codemancz798
      @codemancz798 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@sunzi42 Squid games

    • @benlubbers4943
      @benlubbers4943 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@sunzi42 Plenty of things could hamper an invasion, like oh I dunno the inability to feed the army. The Soviet famine of 1930-1933 ring any bells? In general invasions are things that require preparation and 5 years earlier the groundwork hadn't been done yet.

    • @Thomas_Abel_Anderson
      @Thomas_Abel_Anderson День назад

      The Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact was signed in Moscow on 24 August 1939 by Soviet Foreign Minister Vyacheslav Molotov and German Foreign Minister Joachim von Ribbentrop.
      World War II is generally considered to have begun on 1 September 1939, when Nazi Germany, under Adolf Hitler, invaded Poland.
      On 17 September 1939, the Soviet Union invaded Poland from the east.
      Winter War began with a Soviet invasion of Finland on 30 November 1939.
      Now, connect the dots. First Hitler and Stalin divided Europe. They had a pact. Then they attacked.

  • @calderonmaster
    @calderonmaster Год назад +2

    First off I hope you had a wonderful Christmas and secondly your voice is one of the most smoothest voices I have ever heard

  • @benjaminolsen6105
    @benjaminolsen6105 Год назад +4

    Your voice is relaxing!

  • @jimtalbott9535
    @jimtalbott9535 5 месяцев назад +1

    14:30 - “Wounded?? There are WOUNDED? Why didn’t someone tell me?”

  • @thebritishgamerandstuff8328
    @thebritishgamerandstuff8328 Год назад +4

    I swear I’ve heard your real voice before on a RUclips short, you’ve done in the past but good job and I hope you have a happy new year and I hope you and family haha wonderful Christmas ❤

    • @glauberglousger956
      @glauberglousger956 Год назад +2

      He does shorts and has a history channel, and a podcast(if I remember right)

    • @thebritishgamerandstuff8328
      @thebritishgamerandstuff8328 Год назад +2

      @@glauberglousger956 I know I am saying that I have heard his real voice before on a RUclips short on his channel

  • @Silly_Fella2222
    @Silly_Fella2222 Год назад +2

    Stakuyi= the best hoi4 youtuber and my personal favorite youtuber

  • @tylergamer21
    @tylergamer21 3 месяца назад +3

    Alt title:
    If Germany properly followed the Treaty of Versailles 📃

    • @hashteraksgage3281
      @hashteraksgage3281 3 месяца назад +1

      There was no way Germany would submit to such humiliating and one sided "treaty"

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@hashteraksgage3281Yeah, and how did that work out for us?

    • @Josephgoebblez
      @Josephgoebblez Месяц назад

      ​@@sebastianb.3978"Us"

    • @Josephgoebblez
      @Josephgoebblez Месяц назад

      ​@@sebastianb.3978"Us"

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 Месяц назад +1

      @@Josephgoebblez Yeah, I am german, genius...

  • @aprilruledearth
    @aprilruledearth 9 месяцев назад +1

    Words Cannot Describe How Much I Love This Man ❤

  • @ProbsNotLiam
    @ProbsNotLiam Год назад +3

    I got hoi4 this Christmas and slowly but surely I shall get all these updates and am willing to answer questions for those who forgot what the first version of the game was like :)

  • @samuelbarton4066
    @samuelbarton4066 Год назад +1

    Low key like the chill demeanor more. Happy holidays!

  • @batmaninc2793
    @batmaninc2793 Год назад +4

    Merry Christmas!

    • @gurd739
      @gurd739 Год назад

      Happy holidays

    • @batmaninc2793
      @batmaninc2793 Год назад

      @@gurd739
      "Happy Holidays", is what terrorists say.
      Merry Christmas!

    • @gurd739
      @gurd739 Год назад

      I'm Jewish

    • @batmaninc2793
      @batmaninc2793 Год назад

      @@gurd739 Old reference from, "30 Rock".
      Though, to knock out the trinity (lol): Happy Channukah, Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year.
      To just knock it out now.
      God bless.

  • @simvlacrvm
    @simvlacrvm 10 месяцев назад +3

    i dont get the "what if" part

  • @pvtj0cker
    @pvtj0cker 8 дней назад

    The "why are you forcing me to do this?" playing style is always fun.

  • @JahJah-CleverHandle
    @JahJah-CleverHandle Год назад +7

    Episode 58 of asking Stakuyi to play Equestria at War as Ferdinand Dawnclaw - the Lord Protector - in the Griffonian Empire (allow the soldiers to storm the palace).

  • @Scitch87
    @Scitch87 11 месяцев назад +1

    19:05 "The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways.....BY FORCE!!!"

  • @Qued_
    @Qued_ Год назад +3

    “Peaceful declaration of war” lol

  • @Radditz68
    @Radditz68 11 месяцев назад +2

    I’ve done this several times myself, but somehow i still get dragged into war.

  • @itsthejews1
    @itsthejews1 9 месяцев назад +5

    Was expecting a historical game...

  • @Triniarin
    @Triniarin 8 месяцев назад +2

    When mustacheman visits therapist and cured his PSTD

  • @Thirsty555
    @Thirsty555 Год назад +8

    That is a bold Title😅😂

  • @Jay_76
    @Jay_76 13 дней назад

    Mustache Man's new book:
    How to Make -Puppets- Friends and Influence Nations

  • @DasFork
    @DasFork 4 месяца назад +10

    Implying that Germany did something wrong. What a silly person.

    • @Jakdisi1
      @Jakdisi1 3 месяца назад

      Based?!?

    • @SupremeEgg-mw8sj
      @SupremeEgg-mw8sj 2 месяца назад +1

      You're joking right?

    • @DasFork
      @DasFork 2 месяца назад

      @@SupremeEgg-mw8sj No? Everything they did lead to that catastrophic defeat that destroyed their ideology hopefully forever. I hardly see a problem with it being gone.

    • @SupremeEgg-mw8sj
      @SupremeEgg-mw8sj 2 месяца назад +1

      @@DasFork Holocaust?

    • @SupremeEgg-mw8sj
      @SupremeEgg-mw8sj Месяц назад

      @@DasFork are you actually stupid?

  • @otterconnor942
    @otterconnor942 11 месяцев назад +2

    Ah yes, the big H, and what he should have done, instead of being fueled by hatred.

  • @maxxedout2563
    @maxxedout2563 Год назад +4

    Im edging to your voice and videos ( Ingame ) Greetings and happy Holidays to everyone!

  • @nicholasorr6051
    @nicholasorr6051 11 месяцев назад +1

    The gaming's good and all, but I could honestly listen to this man read from the dictionary. We have a new best voice on RUclips!

  • @themule8625
    @themule8625 11 месяцев назад +3

    Yeah... If...

  • @drewshadow72
    @drewshadow72 Год назад +2

    Okay good I'm not the only one noticing how much I like this voice 😂

  • @heitorpedrodegodoi5646
    @heitorpedrodegodoi5646 Год назад +30

    Would be fun to just let the game run for a couple of years to see what happens.

    • @MrDoyle-ky4he
      @MrDoyle-ky4he Год назад +12

      When Britain goes to secure the oil fields, it would just be WWII again.

  • @RudolfMaster.
    @RudolfMaster. 11 месяцев назад +2

    the amount of statues of hitler there would be in germany if this happened

  • @itsnotben7874
    @itsnotben7874 11 месяцев назад +9

    What do you mean what if?

  • @HomelessInternetTroll
    @HomelessInternetTroll Год назад +1

    And a very late merry christmas to you stak.

  • @der.Schtefan
    @der.Schtefan 6 месяцев назад +4

    This alternate reality play always amuses me. There was no world in which Adolf would not have torn apart Europe. He quite famously declared his eternal hate for all the people he then attacked without being in the position to do so. The German economy was not really strong at the start, the reparation costs were simply not paid anymore, and the growth was just fueled with inflation and taking over the gold reserves of Austria and all the places he invaded. The issue is that games like this do not properly simulate financial markets. The only reason that Germany turned into a economic motor for Europe, basically providing a lot to further peace, European Union, and economic strength to Europe was the Marshalplan, debt forgiveness, and allowing Germany to restart without eternal guilt. And the only reason that was allowed to happen was the smartness of the western allies, and the threat of the Soviets. Same with Austria, which was declared faultless, victim, and guilt free by the allies in 1955. Till the 2000s, history books in school declared Austria as victim. A role Austria needed to have as neutral buffer in the cold war. Insane!!!