Termite vs Thermite

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @MrDlt123
    @MrDlt123 Год назад +28972

    Spider: "My DoorDash deliveries have been cancelled."

  • @jkljkl218
    @jkljkl218 2 года назад +195210

    Spider : "THEY PATCHED MY INFINITE FOOD GLITCH!!!"

  • @misshell
    @misshell Год назад +2490

    This is the first time I've ever felt sad for a giant spider.

    • @cristobalgarces1675
      @cristobalgarces1675 Год назад +45

      Wolf Spiders are pretty chill though.

    • @hofile6765
      @hofile6765 Год назад +9

      That is a giant?

    • @looksnormal
      @looksnormal Год назад +49

      @@cristobalgarces1675 most spiders are really chill. Not sure how people are so scared of them when they are much more gentle than most other insects. Only thing is, I wouldn't try holding the few that can seriously harm you like Recluse for example

    • @frankierzucekjr
      @frankierzucekjr Год назад +8

      @@looksnormal you don't know people are do scared of them, then talked about some can really harm you lol. I like em from a distance, they just look creepy and terrifying. The little jumping ones with the huge eyes on the other hand, I can handle. Just killed a couple black widows i found while looking for bugs for my lizard. Lol.

    • @el6285
      @el6285 Год назад +7

      ​@@looksnormal people are scared because of how they look like

  • @johnxiong7858
    @johnxiong7858 10 месяцев назад +5282

    Spider: "Damn they patched it. 🗿"

    • @biggestdave6044
      @biggestdave6044 10 месяцев назад +5

      Porridge

    • @WontBeSaved
      @WontBeSaved 10 месяцев назад +32

      holy fuck the next generation is doomed you literally have to copy the top comment aintnoway 💀

    • @KJGG-fw3qt
      @KJGG-fw3qt 10 месяцев назад +4

      Spider : aw man they patched it!!!!
      Oh sorry i meant to post this to the main comment section, not as a reply.

    • @atom-os2qf
      @atom-os2qf 10 месяцев назад +3

      ah yes certai​nly this spells doom for humankind🤦‍♂️@@WontBeSaved

    • @MrMetal-xe8lg
      @MrMetal-xe8lg 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@WontBeSaved
      1. How are such a delusional pessimist that you think a generation was wasted because just because someone "copied" a joke that is incredibly easy to think of and/or make in this scenario.
      2. This guy did it better imo

  • @Nutiiiiiiii
    @Nutiiiiiiii Год назад +30929

    The wolf spider walking back and fourth in his yard pondering how he’ll feed his wife now before she eats him

    • @SHAYBAYBEE
      @SHAYBAYBEE Год назад +769

      Right He Like My Wife is Going to Eat My Azz Now 🤣🤣🤣

    • @justinx590
      @justinx590 Год назад +68

      Lolol

    • @Ro-ok
      @Ro-ok Год назад

      Nah his wife will eat cause since after uhh...
      Inserting eggs in the female... The female will most likely eat him if the female haven't had anything for the past few hour,days, or a week

    • @mrwonton5336
      @mrwonton5336 Год назад +188

      Negative rizz

    • @Lights_of_Silver
      @Lights_of_Silver Год назад +270

      The funny part about your comment? Don't know if it also happens with wolf spiders, but yes, the females eat the males. Generally right after mating

  • @wolfiedabrony1802
    @wolfiedabrony1802 Год назад +3345

    I love how everyone is universally concerned for the wolf spider!

    • @Brandon-nv2bh
      @Brandon-nv2bh Год назад +31

      ​@@DarkDomain0001 Okay 😂😂

    • @vendingdudes
      @vendingdudes Год назад +6

      Yeah man F them termites!

    • @vendingdudes
      @vendingdudes Год назад +13

      Well, I'm a little concerned for the dude "missing my precise scale" mixing powders "I'm pretty experienced at it" etc

    • @jarvislarson6864
      @jarvislarson6864 Год назад +6

      They hunt brown recluse and other spiders so there's that

    • @Di_yay
      @Di_yay Год назад

      KILL IT

  • @izzy8609
    @izzy8609 Год назад +13341

    wolf spider: "you can't have sht in Detroit"

    • @dill1072
      @dill1072 Год назад +35

      How do you know it's Detroit?

    • @Chris-cv1zi
      @Chris-cv1zi Год назад +194

      ​@@dill1072Its a m- yk what, u got it bro

    • @RvedePrime
      @RvedePrime Год назад

      ​@@dill1072 no its... agh fck it

    • @evandroevandrissimo6316
      @evandroevandrissimo6316 Год назад +21

      That the funniest thing I ve read this week lmao

    • @pablocarvp
      @pablocarvp Год назад +7

      😂😂

  • @samiwhite9242
    @samiwhite9242 10 месяцев назад +537

    💀 bro standing there like “where did everybody go?”

  • @bigmunnywalt
    @bigmunnywalt Год назад +8914

    Yep, that’s how it goes: you waited all that time for quarantine to end just to find out your favorite restaurant is permanently closed

    • @cdudeNYR
      @cdudeNYR Год назад +85

      At least you can make jokes about it. I have plenty of friends in that industry that basically lost everything

    • @meechtree5795
      @meechtree5795 Год назад +268

      @@cdudeNYR they can make jokes about it too, it’ll just feel worse.

    • @daveyjoseph6058
      @daveyjoseph6058 Год назад +36

      Imagine being quarantined 🐑

    • @LeonardoReyes-ob7hv
      @LeonardoReyes-ob7hv Год назад +3

      I know I miss Chili Pepper.

    • @cdudeNYR
      @cdudeNYR Год назад +17

      @@meechtree5795 damn you're not wrong 😂

  • @haruruben
    @haruruben 2 года назад +35902

    I’ve never seen a spider look so disappointed 😢 he was looking all over like “where’s the buffet?? Are you not doing the buffet any more?”

  • @boijames3253
    @boijames3253 2 года назад +2300

    Bruh that spider moved around wondering where his food went lmao

  • @stonytrees8573
    @stonytrees8573 Год назад +112

    Spider is like
    “Any minute, any minute, any minute”

  • @kurikuri1537
    @kurikuri1537 Год назад +4572

    Usually I hate spiders but seeing this guy walking around waiting for food was so cute

    • @youpube7981
      @youpube7981 Год назад +45

      Yeah just like seeing starving African children waiting around for food is sooo cute

    • @kurikuri1537
      @kurikuri1537 Год назад +176

      @@youpube7981 your comment makes no sense, it’s using a phrase I said and twisting the words to make me out to be a insensitive ass, I would appreciate you not doing that. Lol just messing abt.

    • @coolice5786
      @coolice5786 Год назад

      ​@@youpube7981 How'd you end up comparing spiders to African kids? Did you forget your medications or something?

    • @ryanhollstein4164
      @ryanhollstein4164 Год назад +8

      ​@@kurikuri1537 wolf spiders are really smart

    • @kurikuri1537
      @kurikuri1537 Год назад +19

      @@ryanhollstein4164 I bet :0 I feel so bad that it didn’t get its meal 🥲

  • @johanvanderpants9363
    @johanvanderpants9363 Год назад +3020

    "I don't have a scale, so I'm just gonna free hand my explosives. "

  • @CoJoGrizzlo
    @CoJoGrizzlo Год назад +3399

    SOMEONE GET THAT SPIDER A GOFUNDME

    • @shervonri
      @shervonri Год назад +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @S3b4P
      @S3b4P Год назад +50

      Or better yet, a GoFeedMe

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron Год назад +4

      ​@@S3b4P r/beatmetoit.

    • @Leonitus485
      @Leonitus485 Год назад +9

      I don’t know why or how but your comment just made my day. And let me tell you it’s been a bad day.

    • @oleanderkazzy_
      @oleanderkazzy_ Год назад +2

      It should start a bake sale or something. One that is of spiders, for spiders, by spiders.

  • @JamezGrimm
    @JamezGrimm Год назад +1674

    Damn just took the Wolf Spider’s job with no notice. He was doing the best he could. 😞

  • @elidaw2322
    @elidaw2322 Год назад +3658

    Next episode: "It's time for termites vs. a hand grenade

    • @BrendarthGaming
      @BrendarthGaming Год назад +41

      Honestly, why thermite? Didn't even light it so what's the different between that and a small pile of sand?

    • @f7oggy75
      @f7oggy75 Год назад +39

      it's time for termites vs a hydrogen bomb

    • @kurushimee
      @kurushimee Год назад +16

      ​@@BrendarthGaming I mean if he did light it up then this video wouldn't be released

    • @dovahkiin6277
      @dovahkiin6277 Год назад +13

      Episode 3: Termites VS. Gas Chamber

    • @Conongnho
      @Conongnho Год назад +6

      @@dovahkiin6277 episode 4: termites vs godzilla

  • @camwilliams_23
    @camwilliams_23 2 года назад +4891

    The spider wanted his free meal

  • @sinistersslug6950
    @sinistersslug6950 2 года назад +2444

    That’s so sad you could see him searching damn near everywhere for them terminates like” I REMEMBER THEY WERE RIGHT HERE RIGHT HERE I SWEAR”

    • @Lacotaka
      @Lacotaka 2 года назад +28

      That spider’s Candace from phineas and Ferb

    • @eliasdex1236
      @eliasdex1236 2 года назад +9

      _terminates (:_

    • @jeb123
      @jeb123 2 года назад +2

      Terminator

    • @Crimsusy
      @Crimsusy Год назад

      TERMINATE

    • @Nelyak_07
      @Nelyak_07 Год назад

      Terminators

  • @yourlocalglassesboi3440
    @yourlocalglassesboi3440 Год назад +216

    He’s turned into a r6 operator

    • @Rat_Fบcker
      @Rat_Fบcker 10 месяцев назад +7

      "A really big fucking hole comin right up"

  • @yutahkotomi1195
    @yutahkotomi1195 2 года назад +9743

    You know you're now obligated to feed that spider, right?

    • @Adventist1997
      @Adventist1997 2 года назад +906

      Next short: My pet Wolf Spider grew 40 times its usual size and started talking to me telepathically. He used to really love termites, but now he's convinced me get him a bigger meal.

    • @kablamy
      @kablamy 2 года назад +151

      ​@@Adventist1997no cap, that'd be kinda cool

    • @Oogiddyboogway
      @Oogiddyboogway 2 года назад

      Yeah, feed it the bottom of your boot.

    • @Ed_Gaming2010
      @Ed_Gaming2010 2 года назад

      KILL

    • @ElviAlivE
      @ElviAlivE 2 года назад +170

      I am now emotionally invested and want to know if he fed that poor spider

  • @yahikotendo5631
    @yahikotendo5631 2 года назад +1661

    The spider: "my disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined"

  • @Redline767
    @Redline767 Год назад +645

    That spider was undeniably heart broken

  • @pokemaniacalex8031
    @pokemaniacalex8031 Год назад +44

    I never thought I'd feel bad for a wolf spider, or any spider in general, but the time-lapse makes it look like it's panicking to find food, and my heart broke for it...

  • @OmarSlloum
    @OmarSlloum Год назад +28307

    who else expected him to ignite the thermite and melt his whole basement

  • @deboshedpopinjay2232
    @deboshedpopinjay2232 2 года назад +5912

    As a pest control professional, trust me the termites are still in the house. You didn't get rid of them they just found somewhere else in the house to go

    • @A-Z__124
      @A-Z__124 Год назад +41

      Yep

    • @MrM6d
      @MrM6d Год назад +38

      ​@@A-Z__124 Hey, I am your name! Hi Me!

    • @lexygirl1786
      @lexygirl1786 Год назад +13

      "As a"

    • @A-Z__124
      @A-Z__124 Год назад +13

      @MrM6d
      Well hi me right back at ya. Greetings from Minnesota.

    • @deboshedpopinjay2232
      @deboshedpopinjay2232 Год назад +19

      @@lexygirl1786 ?

  • @steviecloutier766
    @steviecloutier766 Год назад +8386

    Wolf spider are incredibly smart and can even recognize faces

    • @rohanmazumder9
      @rohanmazumder9 Год назад +625

      Thanks i dont need it recognising shit. 👍

    • @1ch190
      @1ch190 Год назад +208

      Hell no I see that thing I flatten it

    • @eustacebagge5499
      @eustacebagge5499 Год назад +116

      Good for it. I ll still squash it and being smart is not gonna help it a lot

    • @GazB85
      @GazB85 Год назад

      @@1ch190 Don’t flatten them, they know why you’re helping them.
      I cut and removed tangled fluffs out of two of those spiders legs before and both realised I was helping them and lifted their legs in to the air so it was quicker and easier for me to do.
      I did it after seeing someone do it on RUclips.
      I’m not keen on spiders but do not kill them, they get rid of disease spreading shit eating blow flies and other bugs.

    • @nunyabidnez529
      @nunyabidnez529 Год назад +222

      They're also pretty harmless, eat lots of bad bugs in your home.

  • @shaydesofblue2281
    @shaydesofblue2281 Год назад +73

    That the spider is an example of coming to a party with no food.

  • @_Mite
    @_Mite 2 года назад +13952

    The Spider 💀

    • @glocx627
      @glocx627 2 года назад +319

      Jus chillin waittin for its next meal💀

    • @JSZ4000
      @JSZ4000 2 года назад +278

      Bro I felt so bad for him. He was there for so long

    • @glocx627
      @glocx627 2 года назад +40

      @@JSZ4000 funny thing is i keep a wolf spider in a cup as a pet.

    • @kingdavid3790
      @kingdavid3790 2 года назад

      @@glocx627 Just chillin waiting for DEATHHHH

    • @PancakebatterLuigi
      @PancakebatterLuigi 2 года назад +28

      @@glocx627 A-a cup?

  • @scp--un6pg
    @scp--un6pg Год назад +7568

    Petition to feed the spider some food after the patched infinite food glitch

    • @whatsupchris
      @whatsupchris Год назад +105

      Here’s my signature

    • @PoorPlyser
      @PoorPlyser Год назад +76

      ​​@@whatsupchris here's me taking away this guy's signature🖌

    • @shadowranger5907
      @shadowranger5907 Год назад +72

      @@PoorPlyser Here’s me giving back this guy’s signature and placing down mine and taking the pen away from fransisco

    • @omarfekih
      @omarfekih Год назад +50

      @@shadowranger5907 here's me signing and giving Francisco his pen back but politely asking him to stop removing signatures🖌

    • @pavan__226
      @pavan__226 Год назад +15

      -Signature
      Pavan

  • @jdsbees3257
    @jdsbees3257 Год назад +427

    You should call an exterminator! That little corner infested with termites may have been killed by the thermite, but that small group of bugs is probably a tiny percentage of the rest of the colony that’s currently eating the framework of your house.

    • @UNTrider2010
      @UNTrider2010 Год назад +15

      He should had the home expected and then walk way.

    • @Joe_JesusWins_Lewis
      @Joe_JesusWins_Lewis 11 месяцев назад +24

      Most termites don't live where they eat, they live in the ground and harvest nearby, but yeah, best crawl under the house after walking around the outside and then call terminix or the like

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 10 месяцев назад

      @@Joe_JesusWins_Lewis Termites literally eat wood

    • @jasonnewell8627
      @jasonnewell8627 10 месяцев назад

      These are subterranean termites, very identifiable by the mud trails tunnels that they develop, and when subterranean termites start to lose their brethren, they will abandon the site and retract back to the colony.

    • @tikdoph
      @tikdoph 10 месяцев назад

      ​@heckssoda588Yeah, I'm detecting a pattern here...

  • @c.jarmstrong3111
    @c.jarmstrong3111 Год назад +8726

    To think people hate spiders, meanwhile they eat all the other bugs that actually bother us

    • @Eidako
      @Eidako Год назад +492

      That's great until you wake up at 2 AM to discover a hobo spider crossing your chest. Or you go to use the computer and there's a hobo hanging out on the edge of the keyboard. Or you wake up again and the nightlight is flickering because a jumping spider thinks the LED is the greatest thing ever.
      (references: lived in a mobile home infested with spiders)

    • @MsScarletwings
      @MsScarletwings Год назад +294

      @@Eidako but jumping spiders are like the best ones to encounter! They’re super timid, but remarkably intelligent and curious, as far as arachnids go. They have cute little puppy-eyed faces and they’re the only spiders I know that actually seem to “look” at you.

    • @Eidako
      @Eidako Год назад +63

      @@MsScarletwings Granted, Ghost in the Shell SAC has given me a soft spot for jumping spiders, which is why the couple I caught playing with the nightlight got a pass to go outside. Hobos die instantly on sight.

    • @Bobby-lh2sx
      @Bobby-lh2sx Год назад +28

      ​@@Eidako that is your friendly neighborhood spider checking on you.

    • @draconicdestruction5352
      @draconicdestruction5352 Год назад +25

      @@MsScarletwings lets not forget that they are so small they can use a droplet of water as a hat and people actually take photos of that. look up a pic of a jumping spider with a water droplet hat. you won't regret it

  • @tweezypheezy
    @tweezypheezy Год назад +2626

    Now he gotta go out and actually work for his food😭😭😭

    • @ceezfoe2092
      @ceezfoe2092 Год назад +16

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nervonabliss
      @nervonabliss Год назад +48

      Imagine retiring only to have someone set your pension on fire. That's this spider rn 😂

    • @ripinkhanna6075
      @ripinkhanna6075 Год назад +12

      The wolf spider is still more hardworking than most of us when it comes to finding food! 😂

    • @hindenpeter1
      @hindenpeter1 Год назад

      Well in Ohio we have the Brown Recluse and when theres a spider I'm not going to take the time to look at it to see if it's one or not

    • @BOAYang
      @BOAYang Год назад

      He did not just forced the spider to get a job 😂🤦‍♂️

  • @ispentalldayatYT
    @ispentalldayatYT 2 года назад +3470

    You're now obligated to feed that poor spider because the internet found it cute.

  • @tobybeggs8676
    @tobybeggs8676 Год назад +65

    Wolf spider nervously pacing around the place thinking “WHERE ARE THEY??”

  • @marbialyiusz_4588
    @marbialyiusz_4588 2 года назад +2924

    "Termite vs Thermite"
    my dumbass: *Light the Thermite on fire*

    • @emiliorojas9121
      @emiliorojas9121 2 года назад +62

      We doing breaking bad now?

    • @IPAPanda
      @IPAPanda 2 года назад +30

      Is it not explosive? Not an explosion expert here. What makes it go off? For umm science! Right science. Lol

    • @-joo3033
      @-joo3033 2 года назад +201

      @@IPAPanda thermite does not blow up it "just" burns VERY Hot, you ignite it with a Torch.

    • @IamcountachYT
      @IamcountachYT 2 года назад +2

      Just like the one from cod mobile

    • @proxyhx2075
      @proxyhx2075 2 года назад +50

      @@IamcountachYT Thermites aren't a CODM exclusive thing..

  • @kalebdixon3393
    @kalebdixon3393 2 года назад +6921

    I kinda thought he would light it on fire... my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

  • @MikoMuru
    @MikoMuru Год назад +534

    The wolf spider was more important than the entire main subject of the video

    • @peanut_1375
      @peanut_1375 Год назад

      ​@@DarkDomain0001 ㅗ

    • @theyenvy1368
      @theyenvy1368 Год назад +2

      @@DarkDomain0001 ok

    • @FootLettuce
      @FootLettuce Год назад

      Termites: we're the star of this short
      Thermite: No it's me, and I also killed all of you
      Wolf spider: AMATEURS

  • @victoramaya8639
    @victoramaya8639 Год назад +12

    I feel bad for the spider, it just wanted a snack

  • @jesusa1112
    @jesusa1112 2 года назад +598

    Bro seeing the spider look around confused for food had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @devinwhitney6108
    @devinwhitney6108 2 года назад +1069

    Rumor has it the wolf spider is still waiting for the buffet to re-open

    • @balla_icee8145
      @balla_icee8145 Год назад +2

      Fr he hopped around and said fuck is it not open ig they closed down

    • @ryzenryne8747
      @ryzenryne8747 Год назад +1

      what a sad day for the spider.

  • @halogenisys4897
    @halogenisys4897 2 года назад +3745

    Me an ordinary individual with normal thinking and processing: "Light it" 👁👄👁

  • @Crowe828
    @Crowe828 11 месяцев назад +11

    Spider like “damnn they closed down the buffet?”

  • @jessyacevedo102
    @jessyacevedo102 Год назад +2337

    As a person that is passionately afraid of spiders I feel really terrible for that little fella.

    • @mralexo0001
      @mralexo0001 Год назад +19

      I have the same thing

    • @CHEF_CAMARON
      @CHEF_CAMARON Год назад +50

      Fun fact for the both of you. It's almost impossible to get a wolf spider to bite you.

    • @xgnxfusi0nxg0d7
      @xgnxfusi0nxg0d7 Год назад +11

      Shame that being passionately afraid isn't something that exists...at all

    • @MrRanosama
      @MrRanosama Год назад +16

      Wolf spiders are super cute, when you get to know them

    • @jessyacevedo102
      @jessyacevedo102 Год назад +11

      @@xgnxfusi0nxg0d7 I phrased it that way for a lack of a better word. My apologies.

  • @MountainStew02
    @MountainStew02 2 года назад +868

    His home insurance company watching him put thermite in the wall:
    🙃

  • @Kosaibot
    @Kosaibot 2 года назад +4562

    Idk how your house isn’t reduced to sawdust at this point.

    • @jacobg912
      @jacobg912 2 года назад +90

      Subterranean termites mostly eat drywall

    • @Kosaibot
      @Kosaibot 2 года назад +60

      @@jacobg912 Ya I know, I have a state structural pest license. It was a joke though, sad you missed it.

    • @ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899
      @ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899 2 года назад +13

      @@jacobg912 wtf is a drywall

    • @jacobg912
      @jacobg912 2 года назад +70

      @@ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899 you can't be serious

    • @pointdrago4350
      @pointdrago4350 2 года назад +26

      @@ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899 basically what makes up ceilings and walls inside your house

  • @LambentLark
    @LambentLark Год назад +35

    I have much sympathy for the spider. Just when you learn where they keep all the stuff you like, they rearrange your Walmart store!

  • @Pointlesshandle48
    @Pointlesshandle48 Год назад +721

    The spider had the primitive spongebob stance.

  • @RobSkuII
    @RobSkuII Год назад +8427

    Spider fr expected the infinite farming glitch not to be patched 💀💀

  • @shinjiikari5174
    @shinjiikari5174 2 года назад +1395

    A moment of silence for our poor boi who'll have to go to sleep on an empty stomach tonight. u_u

    • @xx-mx9mj
      @xx-mx9mj 2 года назад +11

      He’s dead now

    • @shinjiikari5174
      @shinjiikari5174 2 года назад +3

      @@xx-mx9mj Ohno-

    • @farhadaa
      @farhadaa Год назад +8

      I got over my arachnophobia, now even feel little emotion for the creatures, I felt sad when it realised that they patched his infinite food glitch.

    • @pepedon1924
      @pepedon1924 Год назад

      Hahaha

    • @Matthew_Removeafterwashing
      @Matthew_Removeafterwashing Год назад

      he prodably walked inside of your mouth and you swallowed him when you were sleeping

  • @drbutterbiscuit3224
    @drbutterbiscuit3224 10 месяцев назад +2

    “I had to eye ball it” is the number one thing you don’t wanna hear when talking about making explosives

  • @StevenSeagull6969
    @StevenSeagull6969 Год назад +2196

    Tannerite works better. Gets rid of Termites, Wolf spiders and concrete foundations.

    • @bishopp14
      @bishopp14 Год назад +22

      This comment deserves more up votes! 😂

    • @yourknightmanny
      @yourknightmanny Год назад +49

      nah, leave the spiders alone

    • @snagglejaw
      @snagglejaw Год назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @OGBruh785
      @OGBruh785 Год назад +40

      Nuclear missiles also get rid of termites, wolf spiders, and concrete foundations.

    • @appeltje654
      @appeltje654 Год назад +18

      ​@@OGBruh785 but not cockroaches

  • @Nooneishere777
    @Nooneishere777 Год назад +294

    Spider really said, WE CAN’T HAVE SHIT IN THIS HOUSE!!!! 😂

  • @am0us705
    @am0us705 Год назад +160

    spider : "bro its 3pm where tfs my food?" 💀

  • @c.mcdermo
    @c.mcdermo Год назад +9

    "Cmon you lil shits, where are you hiding, they'll show up, they have to, they've showed up every day for weeks, where are they" - me, spending yet another 6 hours fishing and coming home with less stuff than I left with

  • @RBX_Munchie
    @RBX_Munchie Год назад +2197

    Bro gave the termites a history lesson on the Gustave Gun 💀

  • @Lil_Gwimbly
    @Lil_Gwimbly Год назад +86

    "It's time for termite vs thermonuclear missile"

  • @rabies6418
    @rabies6418 Год назад +428

    Huh. That wolf spider just learned a pattern and timing.

    • @lifeonlockdown7818
      @lifeonlockdown7818 Год назад +13

      I wonder what's next, maybe it'll try to make a language to try to convey the sad event that just happened before it eventually dies

    • @bobwilkinsonguitar6142
      @bobwilkinsonguitar6142 Год назад +4

      Just like every single thing you've ever done

    • @gabrielbarraza9929
      @gabrielbarraza9929 Год назад +6

      Yup, almost all animals, big or small, learn like this all the time, it's pretty cool, just don't think too much about it or it'll feel weird to even step on ants on accident lol

    • @PlanB0179
      @PlanB0179 Год назад +1

      Pretty sure pattern recognition is one the first and easiest types of learning. Could be wrong tho.

    • @rabies6418
      @rabies6418 Год назад +2

      @@gabrielbarraza9929 well thats just the way it goes 🤷‍♂️everythings gotta eat something

  • @bibleboywonder5547
    @bibleboywonder5547 Год назад +2

    That spider just learned the meaning of the phrase “easy come, easy go”

  • @CTSSTC
    @CTSSTC Год назад +45

    Spider is like, "Yo I just moved into this new house for this reason!"

  • @D491141
    @D491141 Год назад +592

    "JESSE WHAT THE HELL WE WERE GOING TO USE IT TO MELT A LOCK, NOT USE IT TO PATCH SOME GODDAMN TERMITES"

  • @iKennectz
    @iKennectz Год назад +1802

    Guy just casually drops the line ‘I make explosives so often I don’t need to measure’ bro you are on so many watchlists 😂😂

    • @tootismcdootis9560
      @tootismcdootis9560 Год назад +75

      thermite isnt an explosive its a pyrotechnic why do people act likes its explosive or illegal

    • @iKennectz
      @iKennectz Год назад +18

      @@tootismcdootis9560
      ---------------> the joke
      your head

    • @Nickuh31
      @Nickuh31 Год назад

      Nah after the us governments failure with the capital riots I doubt they even know of his existence 💀. (Now other government watchlists idk abt m)

    • @Hornywizard
      @Hornywizard Год назад

      ​@@iKennectz The joke didn't make sense, so obviously something didn't miss your head.

    • @iKennectz
      @iKennectz Год назад +1

      @@Hornywizard whoooooooooooooosh

  • @slappy8941
    @slappy8941 2 года назад +7587

    This is a perfect example of why spiders are your friends. My house was absolutely surrounded by spiders for 10 years, but I didn't have roaches or silverfish or anything like that.

    • @cutiebunnyamber3447
      @cutiebunnyamber3447 Год назад +78

      thanks for thr tip!

    • @derHallen_Ch.
      @derHallen_Ch. Год назад +563

      As long as the spiders aren't native Australians
      those are one feet too huge for me

    • @terrystaxi4253
      @terrystaxi4253 Год назад +320

      Me and spiders are cool as long their not in my room especially when I’m sleeping

    • @Numeras-
      @Numeras- Год назад +39

      Minecraft

    • @junn679
      @junn679 Год назад +65

      Nice try, spiderman

  • @ClappOnUpp
    @ClappOnUpp Год назад +56

    Damn. That wolf Spider should have his own documentary 😥

    • @insomnicat.dragon
      @insomnicat.dragon 10 месяцев назад

      The wolf spiders food supply has been cut off, and by none other than earth greatest apex predator, man. The hungry arachnid must now find a new hunting ground, or risk starvation

  • @frankierzucekjr
    @frankierzucekjr Год назад +541

    It's actually pretty wild that you caught the wolf spider in all this waiting for his/her food. Very cool, even tho I'm not a fan of spiders lol. I did feel bad for it tho. Might wanna still get a pest control guy tho. As a contractor who fixes termite damage quite often, they won't stop otherwise.

    • @daswsecond8764
      @daswsecond8764 Год назад +41

      you afraid to missgender a spider?

    • @bryn1063
      @bryn1063 Год назад +22

      ​@dasw second these types of comments always annoyed me. Is it really being afraid to misgender an animal? Or is it just "the person didn't know their sex and didn't want to assume" jokes get repetitive.

    • @daswsecond8764
      @daswsecond8764 Год назад +23

      @@bryn1063 there is "it" for objects and animals.

    • @BooBuKittyPhuk
      @BooBuKittyPhuk Год назад +26

      ​@@daswsecond8764 ​you having an issue with someone saying his/hers seems pretty friggin sensitive and lame 😋

    • @daswsecond8764
      @daswsecond8764 Год назад +6

      @@BooBuKittyPhuk do you care?

  • @Mugelbbub16
    @Mugelbbub16 Год назад +179

    The spider deserves a snack for his hard work of keeping your house somewhat free of termites

    • @BooBuKittyPhuk
      @BooBuKittyPhuk Год назад +14

      He obviously was not keeping it "somewhat termite free" lol... he was just getting to enjoy the free food delivery to his front door.

    • @mossanimations6985
      @mossanimations6985 Год назад +7

      A spider like that only eats a handful of termites every couple of weeks

    • @ricknaughty1016
      @ricknaughty1016 Год назад +1

      Lol "somewhat" like the enthusiasm

    • @Thunder0usKitsune
      @Thunder0usKitsune Год назад +5

      @@BooBuKittyPhuktermite queens can lay thousands of eggs in a day and it’s one spider versus a whole hoard of termites. Termites also build their tunnels as they go since they are blind and need to protect themselves from threats like spiders. There would need a to be a few wolf spiders to terminate those termites.

    • @owen.simpson52
      @owen.simpson52 Год назад

      y’all it was a funny joke don’t gotta act like this is reddit and prove your *intellect*

  • @Zagrikor
    @Zagrikor 2 года назад +266

    "FUCK! I WAS LATE TO THE BUFFET WASN'T I? DAMN YOU CHARLES!"

    • @Skorpionion
      @Skorpionion 2 года назад +1

      You just reminded me to check for the next book!

  • @cooperrush3647
    @cooperrush3647 Год назад +10

    “Time to make a new door” “look out its live”

  • @stephanalas16
    @stephanalas16 2 года назад +44

    Imagine being a termite and having to climb up this wall and meet a dark souls boss at the top...

  • @Myc_Rayreal
    @Myc_Rayreal Год назад +225

    Devs patching the infinite resource glitch:

    • @RTFS
      @RTFS Год назад +1

      Poor spider Got his Favorite -glitch- feature Removed

  • @HPsawus
    @HPsawus 2 года назад +321

    Ain’t nobody falling for that subliminal advert with the bang can

    • @Bruh.259
      @Bruh.259 2 года назад +62

      so many tik tok kids violating ftc laws by not disclosing shit like this to be an ad.

    • @HPsawus
      @HPsawus 2 года назад +28

      @@Bruh.259 it pisses me off bro

    • @parsley8188
      @parsley8188 2 года назад +9

      You guys might just be making something out of nothing

    • @nevafold7216
      @nevafold7216 2 года назад +12

      You think this dude is partnered with bang with 8k subscribers 💀

    • @sekou3758
      @sekou3758 2 года назад +2

      @@HPsawus Grow up

  • @gunslinger-1904
    @gunslinger-1904 10 месяцев назад +3

    That Spider had a hometown buffet and you ruined it!😂

  • @SomeKrieger
    @SomeKrieger Год назад +354

    Using thermite on termites is like using rat poison on an ant colony

    • @jj-ce8bb
      @jj-ce8bb Год назад +21

      Would that be overkill or wouldn't work?

    • @SomeKrieger
      @SomeKrieger Год назад +49

      @@jj-ce8bb overkill

    • @MilkT0ast
      @MilkT0ast Год назад +13

      Shoulda said napalm

    • @Cheesepuff8
      @Cheesepuff8 Год назад +2

      In what way is he using thermite on on termites and why, is he burning them or their hive with it?

    • @Atlas_1127
      @Atlas_1127 Год назад +1

      No, thats like using napalm

  • @davidperry4013
    @davidperry4013 2 года назад +157

    Ignite the thermite 🎶 and we gonna let it burn burn burn burn 🎵

    • @Ya6oyJayy
      @Ya6oyJayy 2 года назад

      You make that up?

    • @davidperry4013
      @davidperry4013 2 года назад

      @@Ya6oyJayy Listening burn by Ellie Goulding while setting stuff on fire and watching it burn is a fun combination

    • @Random_scug
      @Random_scug 2 года назад

      His argument at court we didn’t start the fire

  • @zozihn8047
    @zozihn8047 Год назад +21

    "Luckily I do this quite often"
    NSA: "Write that down"

  • @fobbles_
    @fobbles_ 11 месяцев назад +3

    The spider is like “holy hell I ate them all…”

  • @Mich-jk2ze
    @Mich-jk2ze Год назад +51

    That’s cool that the spider had a feeding pattern like that

  • @curiux
    @curiux 2 года назад +15

    I imagine the spider just hopping around agressively like a Chihuahua barking

  • @willhamilton297
    @willhamilton297 Год назад +202

    I’m scared of spiders but this guy deserved better you’re a monster

    • @Xheanortxiii
      @Xheanortxiii Год назад +2

      😂

    • @firehalf2935
      @firehalf2935 Год назад

      Shut up, Will Hamilton.

    • @oneyearunder
      @oneyearunder Год назад

      I mean, you were right until the end, his other option is letting the spider eat and letting the house crumble into the ground, so please explain how this is evil?

    • @flixs1353
      @flixs1353 Год назад

      I could care less if all spiders were gone bro really trying to cancel someone over a spider 😂 if it was me I was crush it with a sandal like 99% of people would but you do you ig this doesn't seem that bad

    • @oneyearunder
      @oneyearunder Год назад +2

      @@flixs1353 fun fact there are spiders in your house right now, and if it weren't for them, you'd instead have a million insects and bugs, so take your pic, a few hiding spiders, or thousands of bugs crawling everywhere

  • @16Bred2
    @16Bred2 11 месяцев назад +1

    Termite: ITS THERMITE
    Other termites: Aren't we termites too?
    Termite: 🗿

  • @swainswanson6235
    @swainswanson6235 Год назад +111

    *Casually makes Thermite*

    • @Ethereal_Fire
      @Ethereal_Fire Год назад +2

      Up vote this pls.

    • @jonsenechal7351
      @jonsenechal7351 Год назад +2

      Why not, it's so easy lol

    • @amber-ants
      @amber-ants Год назад

      Aka prasing toxic poisons 😠

    • @jantrojan8253
      @jantrojan8253 Год назад +2

      ​@@amber-ants thermite isnt toxic it is a mix of iron oxide and aluminium powder none of these things are toxic

    • @amber-ants
      @amber-ants Год назад

      @@jantrojan8253 I'm talking about too the termites

  • @dhiyatul
    @dhiyatul Год назад +8

    It's hilarious how much emotions portrait by the spider after the thermite is gone.

  • @_Morph1ne_
    @_Morph1ne_ Год назад +17

    “I don’t have my scale right now so I’m just going to eyeball it”
    I believe that’s called an IED

  • @JohnDoe-ek9ng
    @JohnDoe-ek9ng 10 месяцев назад +1

    "I do this quite often"
    ATF: 👀👀👀👀👀

  • @jimtsap04
    @jimtsap04 Год назад +25

    Bro tried to sneak that bang energy in thinking we wouldn't notice 🗿

  • @hahasmagaz7393
    @hahasmagaz7393 2 года назад +49

    The Spider: where is my food 🗿

  • @JM64
    @JM64 Год назад +73

    This is the grown up version of vaporizing ants with a magnifying glass

  • @yuzurubrijer4556
    @yuzurubrijer4556 Год назад +3

    Oh hell naw! You did spider bro dirty, man. You better make it up to him.

  • @Ghoulieanna
    @Ghoulieanna 2 года назад +26

    Blink twice if the ceo of bang has your family locked in the basement

  • @uriel6231
    @uriel6231 Год назад +12

    Spider : Where is my infinite supply?
    System: We have fixed the unknown bug .

  • @dayzbe300
    @dayzbe300 2 года назад +57

    “Oh man i cant wait for dinne--… aw man 😔”

  • @ronald_tiktok.
    @ronald_tiktok. 10 месяцев назад +2

    Spider: "is my food delivery late again?"

  • @thereoc
    @thereoc 2 года назад +21

    My deadass thinking he was gonna set the thermite on fire:

  • @mothra_mothra
    @mothra_mothra Год назад +69

    I was, "Aww, spider's golden corral got shut down. Poor guy."

  • @PheenX
    @PheenX Год назад +87

    Homie tried to plug the worst energy drink ever on a plate of thermite 💀

    • @905own
      @905own Год назад +8

      Bang damn near tastes like thermite

    • @Hershewed
      @Hershewed Год назад

      Agreed bang is fucking awful

    • @Otaniii
      @Otaniii Год назад

      Apparently they’ve been hit with a lawsuit and I have stopped seeing them finally. It’s really wonderful news.

    • @PheenX
      @PheenX Год назад +2

      @D x didn't monster energy sue them because bang claimed to have "super creatine" in it? 💀

    • @field2032
      @field2032 Год назад

      @@Otaniii their parent company went bankrupt and so the drink was discontinued, mostly due to failed distribution and stagnant sales rather than the lawsuits. But the lawsuits didn’t help and the drink sucks anyways lmao

  • @thepinkflamingostrikesagai7319
    @thepinkflamingostrikesagai7319 10 месяцев назад +1

    It's a bummer when your favorite restaurant closes down.😂❤🕷️

  • @Zora_TheSideCharacter
    @Zora_TheSideCharacter 2 года назад +47

    That's one smart wolfy

    • @MonroeSim
      @MonroeSim 2 года назад +2

      It’s disgusting

    • @cookieaddict5956
      @cookieaddict5956 2 года назад +8

      @@MonroeSim nah

    • @trulucro9268
      @trulucro9268 2 года назад +14

      @@MonroeSim perhaps, but damn smart either way, you try roughing it out in the wilderness and finding a whole ass daily buffet with no assistance

    • @mrgrump2534
      @mrgrump2534 2 года назад +2

      @@trulucro9268 nah I gotta say that’s a smart spider

    • @samsonblvd
      @samsonblvd 2 года назад +1

      @@cookieaddict5956 he buggin that spider chill like that

  • @Anturnix
    @Anturnix 2 года назад +18

    Spider doing a club penguin dance 💀💀

  • @Wesley_H
    @Wesley_H Год назад +56

    I rarely feel bad for spiders. But in this case, you done him dirty.

  • @mewmewdesigns895
    @mewmewdesigns895 Год назад +2

    Spiders are very intelligent. Had one build it's web by the motion light on my shed and learned to activate the light to draw bugs in. By the middle of summer there was 5 of them with webs by that light.