r/Bestof My Boyfriend Joined a Fight Club

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  • Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024

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  • @Chuckf66
    @Chuckf66 13 дней назад +1393

    "If you don't send your family money, we'll cut contact!"
    Don't threaten me with a good time!

    • @TheDarkLink7
      @TheDarkLink7 13 дней назад +27

      Oh trust me. If ya threaten me with a good time. I will have a better time.

    • @fdm2155
      @fdm2155 13 дней назад +50

      Yeah, BF really should go to therapy to understand how to set boundaries with his abusive family.

    • @angterrastriker
      @angterrastriker 13 дней назад +6

      Fr

    • @RockCollector201
      @RockCollector201 13 дней назад +1

      ​@@fdm2155 definitely

    • @leemaher319
      @leemaher319 13 дней назад

      😢😅😅😊😮😅9p😮9​@@TheDarkLink7

  • @kaylajobst5705
    @kaylajobst5705 13 дней назад +709

    What’s funny about the allergy thing is just how common it is. I told my dad (who doesn’t have custody) that I had a new, very mild allergy to mango, his favourite food. The next morning he made me a “strawberry and banana” smoothie and put mangos in it. I didn’t know, told him that my throat was feeling funny and I was itchy. He’s never questioned me again and apologised profusely

    • @withsoysauce8316
      @withsoysauce8316 13 дней назад +52

      The same thing almost happened to me a couple times. For me it's macadamia nuts, and when I eat them or if they even touch my skin I break out into hives absolutely EVERYWHERE and the area where the hives form eventually become rash like.. not to mention the sore/itchy throat after ingesting them. The rashes stay for 3-4 weeks after consumption.
      During my families Easter dinner earlier this year, my dad decided to bring a box of cookies as dessert. He was the first one to dig into them at the beginning of the event, and with those same hands he helped get the rest of the meal set up. He ended up passing me foods with his unwashed hands. I didn't really think anything of it until I got done eating, my throat felt dry, but that could've just been from all the bread absorbing the moisture? I got myself a drink and I ended up grabbing one of the cookies from the box, took a bite, and it tasted rather... familiar. I asked my dad what kind of cookies he brought and turns out it was a mixed box of white chocolate cookies and macadamia cookies. I reminded him of my allergy and disposed of the cookie. The most acknowledgement I got was "oh, oops, sorry" and a shrug despite me telling him about my allergy on numerous occasions before that 😅 I had absolutely ZERO warning before I dug in... I wouldn't have had a problem with him bringing them, but why wouldn't you let the person that is allergic know about it?? And then to cross contaminate the rest of the food? Sheesh.
      I've also had friends intentionally feed them to me just to see me break out. It's really sad that people don't take it more seriously, especially when allergies typically get *worse*, not better.

    • @louib716
      @louib716 13 дней назад +59

      He owes you more than an apology. Every exposure to your allergen can make the next reaction worse and worse until eventually mango causes you to go into anaphylaxis.
      It's not funny or cute to test people's allergies.

    • @abiean222
      @abiean222 13 дней назад +28

      @@withsoysauce8316 you need better friends and to never trust the food your dad handles or prepares again

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 13 дней назад +11

      I'd hate to be allergic to mango. I love mango

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 13 дней назад +9

      ​@@abiean222ikr? I believe them but that story is absolutely unhinged!

  • @Emesh83
    @Emesh83 13 дней назад +530

    Dinner story: That's not a loyalty test.. that's a "is this woman my slave test" GG on breaking up with him and throwing his sad ass out OP.
    His Room story: yay more wholesome ending stories R/slash
    Side note: can ppl stop talking about story 1... we don't talk about that kind of club:P

    • @k3upikachu
      @k3upikachu 13 дней назад +17

      Lol right! I'm incredibly loyal to my boyfriend and would do almost anything for him, but I would kick him if he woke me up in the middle of the night to cook for him. He's aware of how hard it is for me to fall asleep, so the kick would be well deserved and he knows it 😂

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 13 дней назад +2

      Lol

    • @It-is-me...Melsie
      @It-is-me...Melsie 13 дней назад

      @@k3upikachu Would he kick you if you annoyed him?

    • @joeydrummer7929
      @joeydrummer7929 12 дней назад +2

      @@It-is-me...Melsie?

    • @It-is-me...Melsie
      @It-is-me...Melsie 12 дней назад

      @@joeydrummer7929 How is that confusing? She'd kick him if he annoyed her. I'm asking if the violence goes both ways.

  • @zacharysieg2305
    @zacharysieg2305 13 дней назад +358

    6:15 RSlash you innocent child. There *are* people who don’t believe in colds or cancers. But even worse, at least in my opinion, are the people who think cancer is a *good* thing, somehow.
    I KNOW. Cancer. The disease that famously sucks for everyone involved.

    • @vidal9747
      @vidal9747 13 дней назад

      These are nurgle heretics!

    • @natanoj16
      @natanoj16 13 дней назад +2

      +

    • @EluneAnzu
      @EluneAnzu 13 дней назад +42

      Hell the pandemic wasn't even *that* long ago and there were lots of people who denied that being real.

    • @sarahkinsey5434
      @sarahkinsey5434 13 дней назад

      I mean some people who think the world is going to end because of overpopulation might think it’s good. I just read Inferno by Dan Brown where the villain is a geneticist who creates a virus to reduce the population

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 13 дней назад +4

      What do the people who think it's a good thing say about it?

  • @destinedtogame
    @destinedtogame 13 дней назад +1250

    The title doesn't exist because we dont talk about

    • @chriscarpenter3370
      @chriscarpenter3370 13 дней назад +5

      I don't get it

    • @jab_gaming7222
      @jab_gaming7222 13 дней назад +57

      What title?

    • @raarasunai4896
      @raarasunai4896 13 дней назад +18

      Apparently neither does the 1 reply RUclips said was there when I clicked on this. Clever!😂

    • @Meaty_Stickers
      @Meaty_Stickers 13 дней назад +47

      What happens in the title, stays in the title.

    • @colorfullyblue
      @colorfullyblue 13 дней назад

      @@chriscarpenter3370Iook up the movie fight club

  • @weareallbronies9031
    @weareallbronies9031 13 дней назад +634

    plot twist: OP's boyfriend in the first story and his best friend are both the same person.

  • @HaakonTheRayquaza
    @HaakonTheRayquaza 13 дней назад +636

    Last story: I am curious which Marvel character the kid thought was scary

    • @MeerkatGirl93
      @MeerkatGirl93 13 дней назад +107

      My guess would be either Thanos, Drax or Ultron? That or dead Dr Strange from multiverse of madness but I doubt it would be that one.

    • @izraelburgess937
      @izraelburgess937 13 дней назад +49

      Thanos or hulk probably

    • @danielbrant6740
      @danielbrant6740 13 дней назад +74

      Hulk would be my top guess. My other guesses would be characters who aren't fully human like Groot & Rocket Raccoon.

    • @lanychabot-laroche135
      @lanychabot-laroche135 13 дней назад +150

      If the poster had already been there for a while with no issue, my guess is that in the dark or otherwise, the kid saw a "face" in the shadow or background of the poster, and from that moment on, they couldn'T unsee it.

    • @BVBGirl-3313
      @BVBGirl-3313 13 дней назад +58

      ​@lanychabot-laroche135 yes mostlikely. He was probably playing up there at a certian time with certian lighting and saw the image differently for once and got spooked.

  • @tishcarter3918
    @tishcarter3918 13 дней назад +401

    Re Story 2: In middle school one of my friends had to sneak to wear her glasses because her mom believed that wearing glasses makes your eyes weaker. She believed that one had to try to see without them to build up the muscle. Her dad took her to the optometrist and got her glasses, but, she had to sneak them to take them to school on days her mom had custody.

    • @tailsofchaos
      @tailsofchaos 13 дней назад +53

      She definitely does not need to be called mom in this situation because of that. I'm wearing glasses for the obvious reasons.
      Always amazing how people believe in something like that when it's really the opposite.

    • @dinlupus3196
      @dinlupus3196 13 дней назад

      The eyes have no muscles but the optic nerves behind the retina can look like it, if you force your nerves it can lead to more severe damage and she could had worsen her condition, I think people can become legally blind for that.
      Her mother sounds like the type of idiot who would use aromatherapy to cure appendicitis

    • @danielbrant6740
      @danielbrant6740 13 дней назад +44

      I think I can see _why_ your friend's parents were divorced.

    • @wynautwarrior2161
      @wynautwarrior2161 13 дней назад +19

      Oh..... that's messed up. I feel so sorry for her.

    • @sophie9419
      @sophie9419 13 дней назад +22

      Yea, my mom did a similar thing when I was a kid. Didn't let me get glasses until I was 12 and then only after we had a fight because I couldn't see well enough to clean.

  • @AncientWonder54
    @AncientWonder54 13 дней назад +66

    I’m just trying to figure what could have changed with that last story to make that kid be suddenly scared out of his mind by that poster. It’s so strange. 15:43

    • @mr.wilson4360
      @mr.wilson4360 13 дней назад +25

      Maybe a nightmare involving the character on the poster? As a kid, I stopped watching Bear in the Big Blue House because of a nightmare.

    • @lucye4389
      @lucye4389 12 дней назад +13

      Maybe the faces in the poster made him feel consious. Like he was always watched.
      My parents put a Jesus' frame in my room and I couldn't play because it keeps staring me.

    • @j.jtilling1722
      @j.jtilling1722 12 дней назад +9

      It seems likely it was an idea that popped into his head while playing in his room that day. Made himself scared of the "evil face", probably through pretend.
      Or some small noise/outside interaction was interpreted as coming from the poster.
      When I was 5-6 yrs old I experienced Emus for the first time. A massive Emu poked its head into the back of our station wagon to eat the bread stored there for a massive bbq.
      I was in the back seat, closest to it.
      When we got home that night I had convinced myself there was a giant Emu waiting outside our house, just waiting to peck me.
      And because my bedroom at the time had a massive window facing the front of the house, I couldn't let the giant Emu see me, or he'd smash through my window and eat me.
      For about 3 months I didn't want to be in my bedroom but with strict parents I had to.
      So I kept the curtains closed for as long as possible.
      Mum would open them every day while I was at school, so when I got home I'd commando crawl to my bed and jump up to swing the curtain across as quick as possible.
      Parents with imaginative kids just need to pay attention.

    • @seryivera2322
      @seryivera2322 12 дней назад +2

      Same here, I thought that maybe they had a venom poster? That surely is scary for a little kid. Or Dr doom? I can't think of any other EVIL face.

    • @damonsnow11
      @damonsnow11 12 дней назад +7

      The original post has a picture of the Marvel poster, and it shows probably around a hundred various heroes and villains, so the kid probably saw one he hadn’t seen before that scared him.
      The two that seem most likely were either M.O.D.O.K or Ego, the Living Planet.

  • @darcfaze6482
    @darcfaze6482 13 дней назад +311

    First Rule Of Fight Club... DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!!!

    • @TheMeteoDragoon
      @TheMeteoDragoon 13 дней назад +11

      Second Rule Of Fight Club... DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!!!

    • @Homer5115
      @Homer5115 13 дней назад +18

      Boys you just broke rule #1 and rule #2

    • @AmandaTroutman
      @AmandaTroutman 13 дней назад +9

      @@Homer5115 Fight Club Paradox is real.

    • @scatterghostblue3
      @scatterghostblue3 13 дней назад +4

      RLASH DOES NOT KNOW THE RULES???? WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT.

    • @Homer5115
      @Homer5115 13 дней назад +4

      ​@@AmandaTroutman schrödingers fight club

  • @MrsShocoTaco
    @MrsShocoTaco 13 дней назад +34

    Story4 That isnt a "loyalty test" its a servitude test. He wanted to see if she would do what he says when he says it. I failed that test with my ex and it got me dragged by the hair from my bed at midnight and pummeled with an aluminum frying pan. Thankfully, I had passed up the iron skillet I wanted, or I wouldn't be here right now.
    *For my husband of nearly 30 years, I would gladly cook for him at midnight if he was hungry, though he would never ask me to do that in a million years.
    No one wants to do anything for a childish, imp of a human who makes demands and throws fits when he (or she) doesn't get what he wants.

  • @AWholeBeew
    @AWholeBeew 13 дней назад +96

    It's truly incredible how many devotees of Fight Club have completely missed the point of it.

    • @ZaxTax-h8t
      @ZaxTax-h8t 13 дней назад

      Who says they missed he point?
      Maybe men just want beat the hell out of each other but can't afford boxing lessons and think mma is to gay 😂

    • @RiveroftheWither
      @RiveroftheWither 13 дней назад +25

      Agreed, I wasn't a huge fan of the movie but maybe that's why I actually understood what it was saying... Which was very much NOT "We are manly men and we fight all are problems away!". Like they literally become a cult of domestic terrorists because they all exacerbated their problems with violence and ego.

    • @kryw10
      @kryw10 13 дней назад +15

      Fight Club and the Matrix have some… artisanal fans.

    • @aspiringbaker3607
      @aspiringbaker3607 13 дней назад +3

      Yeah I agree. Fight club is a satire

    • @monkeybench
      @monkeybench 13 дней назад +14

      Welcome to social engineering. The whole point of telling people not to talk about Fight Club was TO MAKE people talk about Fight Club.
      Ever tell a kid to not open the cookie jar and they do it anyway?
      Durden made people increase the numbers of his group without him actually doing anything just by using their baser instincts.

  • @KirbyKips
    @KirbyKips 13 дней назад +59

    Story 2: The Lonestar tick is absolutely terrifying. Imagine developing a life-threatening allergy all because a tiny insect bit you.
    I live in Texas so I pray I never EVER meet one of these things in the wild.

    • @DSoSJohnH
      @DSoSJohnH 13 дней назад +1

      same here, live in Texas. I love going barefoot sometimes, live in the country, but I get a bit scared each time that I'll get bit by that tick :|

    • @callanightshade8079
      @callanightshade8079 13 дней назад +1

      I got bit by one but thankfully I didn't develop an allergy. I monitored myself

    • @pyewacketkitty8404
      @pyewacketkitty8404 13 дней назад +3

      FYI, ticks aren't insects. They're arachnids. Count the legs. And the body segments.

    • @KirbyKips
      @KirbyKips 12 дней назад

      @@pyewacketkitty8404 Yeah but at the end of the day, they’re all just bugs.

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 10 дней назад

      @@KirbyKips No, they're not. Bugs are a colloquialism used exclusively for insects and illnesses. Spiders, ticks and scorpions are a different taxonomy.

  • @DaBaseBallZ
    @DaBaseBallZ 13 дней назад +123

    Story 4:Regardless of context,Who the hell wakes someone up specifically to cook when there's already food?!?Especially at 2AM?!?
    Update:Oh,So it was Tiktok BS that made him do this,Still a bad person though

    • @dinlupus3196
      @dinlupus3196 13 дней назад +13

      bothering someone to "prove loyalty" is both stupid and old fashioned sexism, what does that even means?

    • @RiveroftheWither
      @RiveroftheWither 13 дней назад +16

      What's even the thought process of this testing "loyalty"? Waking someone up in the middle of the night demanding they cook for you isn't testing loyalty. Loyalty is if they stay with you even if you're sick, sticking up for you when people treat you bad, not cheating on you. If this is "testing" anything it's not loyalty, its obedience, I assume he got sucked into alpha male Tiktok and can't even tell most of those videos are staged.

    • @asmith8692
      @asmith8692 13 дней назад +9

      My guess is the majority of his buddies that decided to do the test are now single...just like him.

    • @MrCrunchytime
      @MrCrunchytime 5 дней назад +1

      ​@RiveroftheWither "Loyalty Tests" have been a thing for a long time. The idea is that the tester wants to see what their partner's reaction is in a particular scenario (third party temptation or some kind of emergency "need" usually) and gauge whether or not they're a good long-term match.
      However, these tests always backfire spectacularly. Always. The reason is because the nature of the test is, in fact, a betrayal, itself. It displays a lack of faith in the relationship and zero trust in the "tested" partner, and also displays a lack of maturity in the "tester". It also doesn't help that these loyalty tests are toxic, manipulative, and often abusive by nature.

  • @raarasunai4896
    @raarasunai4896 13 дней назад +56

    Last story: I had a similar phase when I was young. I had Nintendo power magazines, and any of them that had a face, I would flip over before I changed clothes because I thought the characters were looking at me and would see my nudity. Who didn’t do silly illogical things in their childhood years that they can look back on and laugh as an adult? 😁

    • @DenimDucky
      @DenimDucky 13 дней назад +4

      Toy Story got to me too 😂
      I literally put a felt ball in a cardboard box and filled a Barbie bowl in the box with candy sugar for it to eat. In my mind that was a toy that still needed to be domesticated

    • @ivilivo
      @ivilivo 13 дней назад +2

      I still think last story is strange. Why couldn't he say what the issue was. Have he been bullied before, for mentioning his fear of something?

    • @NocnaDusza
      @NocnaDusza 11 дней назад +1

      When I was little (around 5 or 6) I used to answer to people in the TV, because I thought they can see and hear me the same way I can see and hear them. My mom thought it was hilarious, but eventually I understood how this works 😅

  • @Mr_Timi1
    @Mr_Timi1 13 дней назад +35

    When I was 4 I insisted my parents buy this green macaroni wall hanging and they for some reason bought it and hung it up in my room... that night I started screaming because i thought the skull was looking at me... kids are funny.

    • @skatardrummer1
      @skatardrummer1 13 дней назад +2

      My grandparents had this horrifying looking banjo bear in their guest room, and I was scared of it at night. I just sucked it up and put the covers over my head, just like I did for the imaginary under bed monsters. I guess I was one of those kids but dealt with it in silence. But tbf, as an adult, I have discovered that the under bed monsters have four legs, a tail that wags, and they scare the crap out of you by licking your feet in the middle of the night when they want to be let outside 😂

  • @spidrscared84
    @spidrscared84 13 дней назад +106

    4:31 “there’s only one tick that could give me an allergy………Lonestar.”

  • @krishaunafisher
    @krishaunafisher 13 дней назад +151

    For all the people asking which one was the evil face OP said she didnt know becuase it was a poster of a 100+ heros and villians but she theorize think its M.O.D.O.K. (which to be fair is a villian and has a stupid face that can be scary to kids) or Ego the planet (ALSO scary face. More scary than M.o.d.a.k.)

    • @kryw10
      @kryw10 13 дней назад +11

      Oooh MODAK is scary. I don’t like him, and I’m old.

    • @noinfo5630
      @noinfo5630 13 дней назад +5

      It might also the poster itself, with specific light and wrinkles, can resemble a face. Once the kid saw it he saw it over again.

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler 13 дней назад +2

      Thank you, I was so miffed that she didn’t say! Even the heroes are sometimes scary to a little kid. Shoot, when I was small, I was scared of guys in white powdered wigs. I think my family must have watched a historical film or something, lol.

    • @Wendy_O._Koopa
      @Wendy_O._Koopa 13 дней назад +3

      Even for an almost four-year-old, that's pretty stupid. I'm afraid of x, but I shouldn't mention x, because... someone might... solve the problem? I mean, to be fair, I had a similar situation, and when I mentioned it, my mom laughed at me and told me to "deal with it." Also, it wasn't something so simple as a poster to get rid of. The point being I was at least smart enough to _try._

    • @WolfODonnelfan
      @WolfODonnelfan 12 дней назад +3

      @@Wendy_O._Koopa Your post comes less off like you telling people you're smart, and more that you are critizising a literal 4 year old for not acting like a logical adult. Why do you hate kids that have trouble talkig about their fears? Because it is either hate, or resentment.

  • @Tragic_Priestess69
    @Tragic_Priestess69 13 дней назад +46

    I think I might be related to the woman who clocked her husband with a frying pan, my grandma did the same thing to my grandpa with an unopened can of beer, and left him in the backyard for 3 days. (Grandpa was okay and learned his lesson)

    • @BoomyShakes
      @BoomyShakes 3 дня назад

      I'm sorry, but I found that funny.
      "Woman where is my food-"
      *Clang!*

    • @ReptillianStrike
      @ReptillianStrike День назад

      What do you mean learned his lesson? He was a victim of domestic violence.

    • @BoomyShakes
      @BoomyShakes День назад

      @@ReptillianStrike This was different times, it was acceptable

    • @ReptillianStrike
      @ReptillianStrike День назад

      @@BoomyShakes being acceptable doesn't make it right.

  • @RiveroftheWither
    @RiveroftheWither 13 дней назад +41

    The whole allergy thing can actually be explained quite easily, some people can't comprehend other people's individual experiences. They can comprehend things that are universal like colds or cancer but the idea that some people can have bad reactions to specific food or things in the air (dust, pollen, etc) when THEY don't have those reactions, its unfathomable to them. Some people genuinely think that all bodies function the exact same way. Its also why some people try to place blame of a condition or disability onto the struggling person, because it just can't be you developed this problem over time or were born with it, you MUST have done something wrong to cause it. I've had too many people assume that my asthma was caused by me smoking (never smoked in my life), they tend to be shocked when I tell them I just developed it when I was 9 months old.

    • @charmedleblanc
      @charmedleblanc 13 дней назад +9

      That's a part of it. But there's also a lot of science denial in general going on. It was majorly exacerbated by the controversy surrounding the pandemic.
      Not just medical stuff but all scientific stuff. 😢

    • @MusketeerGweneth
      @MusketeerGweneth 12 дней назад +7

      In the 5th grade, I went on a class field trip some time in October close to Halloween. The teacher wouldn't listen to me when I told her I could not do the maze with everyone else because I am allergic to Timothy Hay, or the pollen. She not only dragged me in but she also left me sitting on a hay bale in time out in the maze while I was struggling already to breathe and she left me there. A man with his wife and kids found me and carried me out of the maze. The teacher didn't just leave me in the maze, she looked panicked when she saw me being carried out and tended to so she ushered everyone else on the bus and I watched, unable to say anything as it drove away.
      I also seem to have a mild reaction to some cats but not others. I had two cats, one passed away in February this year ( I miss my baby girl) and I never got a reaction from holding her but the boy cat I still have gives me a rash and hives on my arm unless I hold him while wearing a sweater. It's less of a reaction to none if he's been brushed.

    • @RiveroftheWither
      @RiveroftheWither 12 дней назад +8

      @@MusketeerGweneth I have a lot of allergies, pollen, grass, hay, dust, mold, rag weed, dog saliva gives me hives but cats I am deathly allergic to. Cats trigger my asthma quite severely, in fact that's how we found out I was allergic in the first place. My aunts cat scratched me when I was 3 and the asthmatic reaction was so severe I was rushed to the ER unconscious. For any non-asthmatic reading this, falling unconscious due to an asthma attack is a BIG deal, it's literally the "this person will die if they don't get help immediately" moment.
      However, I have in fact had people tell me that cat allergies don't exist or at the very least aren't that bad, that asthma isn't that bad because "my cousin with asthma isn't like that" and that I'm just making things up because I want an excuse to hate cats (I don't, I think they're lovely creatures but I am afraid of them due to that good ole near death trauma) and want attention.
      It's just such a terrible experience to be ignored, insulted and invalidated at best and put in literal life threatening danger at worst all because of someones ignorance and ego.

    • @MusketeerGweneth
      @MusketeerGweneth 12 дней назад +6

      @@RiveroftheWither I'm sending you a hug. I hope you feel the squeeze.

    • @triforce_majora
      @triforce_majora 12 дней назад +3

      It still baffles me that even if people haven't experienced an allergy themselves, why they have to sit there and claim the allergy doesn't exist and then try to test it. If someone tells me they're allergic to a food, I'm taking their word at face value and will go above and beyond to make sure any food I provide for them doesn't have it (and that there's no cross contamination). I don't need to experience a food allergy for myself to just...listen to people.

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 13 дней назад +93

    Story 3: Well…he should've thought about that before he ignored and dumped OP right before Valentine's Day. OP was the one that had the tickets after all.

    • @fdm2155
      @fdm2155 13 дней назад +17

      He certainly should have thought of it AFTER he dumped her. What kind of idiot didn't wonder if the tickets were still good!? And OP was generous, she offered him the chance to buy the tickets but like a dumbass, he ignored her. His friend is the one who should be pissed.

    • @JamesDoe67
      @JamesDoe67 13 дней назад +1

      I would never sell the ex the tickets, before he get them i would give them away for free to anybody else.

    • @Telendil
      @Telendil 13 дней назад +4

      Op is clearly leaving out infos here! Sure her Boyfriend ignored her for 3 weeks and then dumbs her without a reason. And considering there is at least 1 innocent person involved that spend money and time and had done nothing to OP she clearly is the butthole here. Not just that but leaving the other person waiting for a response is even more of an butthole move. And she also clearly didnt try to reach her ex like she said to sell him the tickets (he didnt even have her number thats why her girlfrined had to give it to him) So Op story has way to many holes and lies in it. And the only actuall butthole move was that she didnt inform them in time to change their plans. I guess i get an idea why the boyfriend dumped her. So yeah she might be right it sucks to suck thats why she is single now!

    • @fdm2155
      @fdm2155 13 дней назад +4

      @@Telendil He dumped her. What exactly did she owe him? Oh, that's right NOTHING. Dude obviously got her number when it suited him. He could have reached out to her sooner to check on the status of the ticket. If only to say, hey, am I good to go with the Foo Fighters ticket? Do you want me to reimburse you for it? Nah. He planned an overnight trip to a concert without confirming the status of the ticket purchased and held by an ex he apparently dumped.

    • @shadowcatcher9967
      @shadowcatcher9967 13 дней назад +4

      ​@Telendil Also weren't the tickets gifts? Cause if they are then they are technically his. Unless I was washing my hair during a crucial part or something.

  • @1986bab
    @1986bab 13 дней назад +13

    The commenter's story about their grandmother hitting their grandfather with the pan. You know that pan was cast iron, and probably still hot from the stove...maybe even with some hot grease still in it. No wonder grandfather's buddy was like, "This is the best meal I've ever had" after that. He'd just witnessed his friend go down in a hail of hot iron and grease. XD Probably had flashbacks to the War.

    • @Wendy_O._Koopa
      @Wendy_O._Koopa 13 дней назад +2

      It sounds like a commercial for Wilkins Coffee:
      *Wilkins:* "What do you think of this breakfast?"
      *Wontkins:* It's _terrible!_
      * Wilkins hits Wontkins over the head with a frying pan, knocking him out cold. Then turns to the camera (representing the buddy) * "Now, what do _you_ think?"

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 13 дней назад +116

    Last Story: I do wonder who the evil face belongs to. It does belong to someone from Marvel, but who?
    But yeah, it's kinda funny how that poster had been sitting there for quite a while and the kid never noticed the "Evil Face" until July 4

    • @GeoToni13
      @GeoToni13 13 дней назад +47

      I'm guessing that maybe when fireworks were going off at night while the kiddo was in bed it lit the room up differently and the marvel poster looked different and became evil scary face. That's my guess.

    • @hollytheanimalcrossingfan
      @hollytheanimalcrossingfan 13 дней назад +22

      ​@@GeoToni13I can confirm this. Not with a poster but, a toy. I had begged my parents and grandparents for a furby and got it for Christmas. I played with it often. Then one day the batteries started dying and made a strange sound. I threw that furby down fast and rushed to tell my mom about what happened. She never changed the batteries (oddly) but, I still kept the furby in my room on the shelf and when the nightlight hit it, the furby looked terrifying. Shortly after the nightmares came. I don't remember exactly how it happened but I remember telling my grandpa to give it away but, lied and said I was too old for it and not that it terrified me.

    • @liltoad9050
      @liltoad9050 13 дней назад +5

      Im guessing venom

    • @royalgambit4508
      @royalgambit4508 13 дней назад +4

      It’s Brie Larson obviously, there has never been a more evil Avenger

    • @wowgek7
      @wowgek7 13 дней назад +1

      it was this poster Marvel Comics The Lineup Wall Poster 22.375" x 34

  • @DaBaseBallZ
    @DaBaseBallZ 13 дней назад +70

    Story 5:Yo,What? How the hell does that happen?!?
    Update:Good-a-job,Kid.
    No more evil-a-face fr-a-fr!!! (Him being a Mario fan caught me off guard)

    • @066kshitizvsingh4
      @066kshitizvsingh4 13 дней назад +5

      ooh there's an update where hes scared of the room again.

    • @issacarteaga9764
      @issacarteaga9764 13 дней назад +9

      I wonder what marvel face it was

    • @DaBaseBallZ
      @DaBaseBallZ 13 дней назад +6

      @issacarteaga9764
      I'll die from laughter if it's a poster of the Mrs,Minutes clip. If you know,You know

    • @GalaxyEyesGhost
      @GalaxyEyesGhost 13 дней назад +2

      ​@DaBaseBallZ I Don't know

    • @ne0n564
      @ne0n564 13 дней назад

      Maybe Hulk screaming ?​@@issacarteaga9764

  • @AntoineADubai
    @AntoineADubai 13 дней назад +13

    Last story : kids can develop instant phobias from nowhere. When she was 3,my daughter was learning to swim in my parents pool, playing and swimming everywhere, even in the deep end. But one night, she must have had a nightmare, and since then, she is deadly afraid of pool lights. Yes, pool lights, submerged, protected in their plastic housing and absolutely inoffensive. She is 10 now and still afraid.
    The same daughter had a Kumomon robot (it's a Japanese mascot, a black bear). And one day, she developed a phobia of this doll that she still has.

    • @smbsmw1111
      @smbsmw1111 13 дней назад +1

      To be fair, every single Kumomom toy IS haunted and moves on its own

    • @hyenacub
      @hyenacub 13 дней назад

      I was actually nervous of the pool lights as a kid too. When it's drilled into you that electricity and water don't mix, then you see a submerged light, and the adults just expect you to get into that water...yeah. lol I was always paranoid that the safeguards would fail.

    • @Pikapower7
      @Pikapower7 12 дней назад

      I used to get weird random phobias. For months I couldn't go into the kitchen of my own house because something in there terrified me (I don't remember what, but thankfully I'm over it). But now I can't go up escalators (down is fine, just not up).

  • @petefcferris
    @petefcferris 13 дней назад +10

    Story 3: can confirm, as someone who saw Foo Fighters this summer as well as 4 previous times, they do indeed put on a slammin' show.

  • @H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat
    @H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat 13 дней назад +9

    Last Story: So he was afraid of a Marvel poster with an “evil face” (my best guess is the Hulk). And he wasn’t scared of it until after July 4th … the night where people set off extremely loud and bright fireworks.
    I think I may have an idea where his fear came from. Good to hear he’s happy now.

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 13 дней назад +24

    Guy in Comment: "LOL is this guy in a Fight Club?"
    OP: "He was actually in a Fight Club."
    Guy in Comments: "Oh wow, I never thought I'd get this far."

  • @shannonp1656
    @shannonp1656 13 дней назад +9

    First story: If a pediatric nurse is constantly visibly injured at work, would that affect is job? Just womdering because children are involved.
    Dinner story: Boyfriend gave his girlfriend a test, but he was the one who failed.

    • @RollingStar04
      @RollingStar04 12 дней назад

      Don't be fooled kids are little shits. His colleagues probably thought the injuries came from them

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 10 дней назад

      Testing a significant other in a relationship raises red flags and can lead to Splitsville.

  • @Mithandune
    @Mithandune 13 дней назад +92

    Story with frying pan to the head, reminds me story I've read few years ago. Dude was drunk, ordered a spicy pizza with extra spice. Dude who was taking order asked if he was sure, he said that he is. So they make him so spicy pizza, that they had to use gloves to not get it into skin. Dude phoned some time later saying that pizza was so spicy that he sober up, it was good, but next day, he will be sitting on glass in toilet :)

    • @bigjalapeno7061
      @bigjalapeno7061 13 дней назад

      I think R/Slash read that story didn't he?

    • @Mithandune
      @Mithandune 13 дней назад

      @@bigjalapeno7061 Maybe, I dunno. I was reading it on Polish site and this situation also took place in Poland :)

  • @sayadiva123
    @sayadiva123 13 дней назад +16

    I’m loving all these…especially the concert one. Revenge is soooo fun. When will people learn to not screw over the one who gifts you something you want/plans a trip that’s supposed to be for both of you. Because if the tickets/reservations are in that person’s name….they can easily snatch that away.
    Also that crappy boyfriend who expected OP to “do her duties as his girlfriend” (all because he listened to his squeaky stupid friend - who I hope also lost their relationships) deserved to be dumped. This whole thing of “loyalty tests” always leads to break ups because who will degrade themselves for it?! No one likes mind games!

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 10 дней назад

      On the latter point, anyone who believes in the pre-feminist ideology of women being homemakers needs to evolve with the times. It's not 1955.

  • @Baldgo
    @Baldgo 13 дней назад +39

    okay, to be fair, children are vile creatures when they're stressed. Those injuries could've totally come from children.

  • @Spacemanct
    @Spacemanct 13 дней назад +28

    The dude in the first story is a nurse. Shows up to work every day with buries on his body. People at his work are like, "yhea, this is someone we should let take care of other people."

    • @krystaldragons6040
      @krystaldragons6040 13 дней назад +5

      I was also wondering about that but then I remembered makeup exists

  • @Urrarg
    @Urrarg 12 дней назад +4

    Story 2: I'd 100% file charges. That cousins need actual consequences. Like he almost killed OP and then laughed and later mocked her for "overreacting". If he was actually sorry about what he did he already would have apologized. And I would not trust the parents to actually punish him. If they actually acknowledged the severity of his behavior he'd already be punished and they'd already have been offering to pay the medical bills.
    That whole family is just running damage control to avoid real consequences.

  • @uniraffesaur
    @uniraffesaur 13 дней назад +12

    If he didn’t break the first rule of fight club, we wouldn’t be having this problem

    • @suzannepottsshorts
      @suzannepottsshorts 13 дней назад +2

      Pretty sure greedy parents are the problem...

    • @springs9922
      @springs9922 13 дней назад

      Nah it's not that typa fight club it's a real one

  • @CluebearBacon13
    @CluebearBacon13 13 дней назад +37

    Well, you know, What happens in fight club, stays in fight club.

  • @RyanRicardo-nw7fe
    @RyanRicardo-nw7fe 13 дней назад +9

    The frying pan should be named "The Civilizer" after that

    • @elysiasfield9828
      @elysiasfield9828 13 дней назад +1

      Do you know my father he had a paddle called the Rectifier.

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 10 дней назад

      @@elysiasfield9828 "You better believe that's a paddlin'!" -Jasper

  • @Kiefsti
    @Kiefsti 13 дней назад +6

    12:00 It would have been in the 1920's also, when my gr-gr-gr uncle came home drunk and demanded food. My auntie apparently threw a frying pan through the front window, and promised him next time he drank it would be his head.

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester 13 дней назад +8

    12:31 i'm hearing the frying pan sfc from TF2

    • @Petrichor_55
      @Petrichor_55 13 дней назад +1

      And then the small thud of him falling over passing out

    • @Wolfie713
      @Wolfie713 12 дней назад

      Watch the "Cousin Patty" scene from "Throw Mama From the Train."

    • @Josh_the_jester
      @Josh_the_jester 12 дней назад +1

      @@Wolfie713 "you lied to me" 🍳

    • @Wolfie713
      @Wolfie713 12 дней назад

      @@Josh_the_jester I dare you to say that you didn't laugh hard from that. 🤣

  • @Alex-zp4pb
    @Alex-zp4pb 13 дней назад +4

    I'm glad it was just a poster. Kid out of nowhere is suddenly terrified of his room after 4th of July and screaming something about a cowboy hat. I was sure he had caught some drunk dude trying to break in.

  • @billwithers4762
    @billwithers4762 13 дней назад +13

    I can relate to that last story, when I was a kid I had a streetfighter 2 poster in my room of all the characters, and in the dark I saw a face in the poster and it freaked me out!
    Being a kid is scary hahaha

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 10 дней назад

      Just a wild guess, but was it of Zangief?

    • @billwithers4762
      @billwithers4762 10 дней назад

      @@JamesDavy2009 He was definitely on there! I think the way that some of the characters were positioned gave a slight outline of a face at the bottom of the poster.

  • @danielbrant6740
    @danielbrant6740 13 дней назад +5

    *1st Story:* It ain't a Fight Club if there's money involved. If that happens, it's just an underground fighting ring. Also, let's throw some Malicious Compliance at the boyfriend's family and see how well off they'll be without his money.

  • @knolsey
    @knolsey 13 дней назад +5

    when i was 22, i spent about 18 months in an underground fight club, i was able to make over 200k fighting 2-3 times a month, and heavily betting on the other fights. i paid for all of my, and my now wife's student debt, and bought two sports cars. we were together at the time, and i did not keep any of it from her, only asking she not come as if something does happen to me seriously, i'd rather she not witness. she absolutely objected, but understood that this was something i genuinely wanted. those 18 months quite literally set us up for life, as i was able to open a speed shop, and towing company with the money we would have spent paying off our student debt. i'm 35 today, and my wife is 30. we're retired.

  • @Indi_Waffle_Girl
    @Indi_Waffle_Girl 13 дней назад +2

    The end of that kid story was so wholesome haha. Had me giggling imagining them dancing around together, and the kid throwing the mom's stuff off of his bed so he can have it back haha XD

  • @jennteal5265
    @jennteal5265 13 дней назад +7

    Vegan Story: That teenager is freaking awful. It's not funny.
    I suspect he thought she wasn't telling the truth because of those people who _claim_ they're allergic to things they simply don't like. It's pretty gross, honestly. Why would you take the chance tho that they're telling the truth? She could have gone into anaphylactic shock or something!

  • @mutation333
    @mutation333 13 дней назад +4

    In the first one, he said that getting hit was relieving stress. Not hitting someone else, getting hit. Like okay pal, what ever sinks your ship.

    • @mixenne
      @mixenne 13 дней назад

      (self) harm is a thing.

    • @sourisvoleur4854
      @sourisvoleur4854 13 дней назад

      It's like cutters.

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 10 дней назад

      @@mixenne Isn't it called auto-flagellation?

  • @aidentrumbo1436
    @aidentrumbo1436 13 дней назад +12

    Story 1: It's ultimatum time. He either stops spending such exorbitant amount of money to his family, stops going to the fight club, or the relationship is over.

    • @destinedtogame
      @destinedtogame 13 дней назад

      Those only work with addicts. Outside that they generate hostility and resentment

    • @smileyattitude6807
      @smileyattitude6807 13 дней назад +1

      Fr I would be seriously concerned about a future together if this guy is constantly getting beat up and he’s broke because of all his families bills!

    • @destinedtogame
      @destinedtogame 13 дней назад

      @@smileyattitude6807 tell me you're a white Dixie girl without telling me you're a white Dixie girl

    • @ZaxTax-h8t
      @ZaxTax-h8t 13 дней назад

      He can stop giving money to his family.
      Drop the girl and keep doing fight club.

    • @wingracer1614
      @wingracer1614 13 дней назад +3

      Yeah this story is so weird to me. I mean I totally get wanting to help family. So by all means, send them an amount he can afford without having to go to fight club. What are they going to do, cut him off and lose that free income?

  • @brigwe616
    @brigwe616 13 дней назад +2

    When i was little, at my nana's house, there was a vhs copy of some animated movie (non-disney) that had a robed and hooded man peering from behind a tree on the cover. I liked the movie, but for some reason only the cover and that man scared me, so my nana put a smiley face sticker over his face and all was fine. Little kids are funny.

  • @samhainnc9416
    @samhainnc9416 13 дней назад +8

    The tick story sucks. A friend has the same thing. Can't eat pork or beef. Fish and chicken is about it but sometimes even those can cause a little discomfort. Pork and beef will cause them to get very sick. They don't get hives, though. Just nausea or vomiting along with intestinal distress.

    • @NovaGirl8
      @NovaGirl8 13 дней назад

      I'd be so bummed if that happened to me as most of my diet is meat-based.

    • @samhainnc9416
      @samhainnc9416 13 дней назад

      @@NovaGirl8 his was too. He loved Carolina BBQ, cook outs and the such. But he lost some weight and for the most part can eat fish and chicken, but that gets old after a while.

  • @Yogasefski
    @Yogasefski 13 дней назад +5

    Story 5: I had a similar experience with a Hot Wheels set. My mom spent an hour setting it up, but the shark at the end of it scared me. I kept it near my night light so I always knew where it was. I didn’t abandon my room, but I’d never play with it.
    On a different note, I’d like to know what character was on the poster.

  • @peachymiku6432
    @peachymiku6432 13 дней назад +5

    Loyalty tests are so dumb. This doesn't show loyalty. This is just another stupid test, because the boyfriend, hopefully, wasn't really like that, and because he tried it, it ruined his relationship. If anyone did a loyalty test on me, the relationship is over, period.

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 10 дней назад

      Tiktok trends turn followers into vidiots at best and Darwin Award nominees at worst.

  • @HackiePuffs
    @HackiePuffs 13 дней назад +1

    Cousin: *sees involuntary allergic reaction that sends OP to the hospital*
    Also cousin: “stop overreacting”
    GEE I WOULD IF I COULD SKSJSJJS

  • @Rj-ij6ko
    @Rj-ij6ko 13 дней назад +37

    Story 1: “My boyfriend joined an underground fight club”
    God forbid a man have hobbies🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @aidentrumbo1436
      @aidentrumbo1436 13 дней назад +4

      You totally missed the point. But go off

    • @_leaf-3525
      @_leaf-3525 13 дней назад +6

      ​@@aidentrumbo1436 i think this comment is a joke making fun of the people that say that kind of thing

    • @livvxx.0
      @livvxx.0 13 дней назад +1

      my man tyler durden is awesome

    • @uniraffesaur
      @uniraffesaur 13 дней назад +4

      @@aidentrumbo1436I’m 99% sure this was a joke

    • @dinlupus3196
      @dinlupus3196 13 дней назад +1

      @@_leaf-3525 its hard to know when is sarcasm and joking when you reading , there is only the tone of voice that you imagine

  • @josephnorris4095
    @josephnorris4095 13 дней назад +4

    Last story: Of course, we never get to find out which Marvel Character the boy thought the Evil face was. 😁

    • @Wendy_O._Koopa
      @Wendy_O._Koopa 13 дней назад

      It was M.O.D.O.K. (a.k.a. the Mobile Organism Designed Only for Killing), who, to be fair, is basically just an evil face.

  • @LongHairedBandit
    @LongHairedBandit 13 дней назад +5

    Last story. I'm really curious as to what was the "evil face" on that Marvel poster. I assume maybe Venom was on it? But i don't know

  • @mathewpukllayku8062
    @mathewpukllayku8062 13 дней назад +2

    Man, the dude from the first story really needs therapy. His whole "I need to be beaten to release stress" sounds like self harming to me.

  • @michamocha
    @michamocha 13 дней назад +3

    S4: I'm still stuck on wondering how would that even be considered a loyalty test. That just sounds like pure entitlement lmao.

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 10 дней назад

      Old mate still thought it was a 1950's sitcom.

  • @thebugmangaka
    @thebugmangaka 13 дней назад +1

    The last story reminds me of my brother when he was little! My mom had sewn a bunch of fun patches into his curtains, of Disney characters and superheroes and such, and one of them was of Mater from Cars. For some reason that one patch of Mater scared him so much at night he would get nightmares about it. That's always been a funny memory for us since both of us LOOOOVED the cars franchise as kids so it's silly how that ended up scaring him

  • @mtdowns
    @mtdowns 13 дней назад +3

    Back in the before times the early 90's I had a 5' stuffed teddy bear, and one night it became a monster. I also didn't want to be in the room with it and when my mom figured it out she put him outside and yelled at the bear for not protecting me. It was fine after that😅

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 10 дней назад

      20 years later and Scott Cawthon took that premise and made it into a franchise of Chuck E. Cheese-like animatronics.

  • @Shy_Abi
    @Shy_Abi 13 дней назад +1

    "My Boyfriend joined a fight club"
    Welcome to The King Of Iron Fist Tournament!

  • @rainHellsing
    @rainHellsing 13 дней назад +9

    good morning yall

  • @cheskydivision
    @cheskydivision 11 дней назад +1

    Testing the gf to see if she will wake up to cook is a way to test how controlling a guy can be to his partner and push boundaries.

  • @Mr_Timi1
    @Mr_Timi1 13 дней назад +8

    Doing your duty as a girlfriend, nice way to nuke your relationship Bozo.

  • @zeldamarkedlink
    @zeldamarkedlink 13 дней назад +1

    The last story makes me think of when I was a kid, I had a Monster House movie poster on my ceiling. And every night, The light from the hallway made it look like the smoke from the chimney was moving and like the door was trying to open. It freaked me out. Eventually we took the poster off my ceiling xD

  • @krishaunafisher
    @krishaunafisher 13 дней назад +9

    sat and refreshed for this

  • @Urrarg
    @Urrarg 12 дней назад +1

    Story 1: If you have to pay your family to stay in contact with you then they aren't worth staying in contact with. You're basically paying actors who pretend they're your family.

  • @elyseshelmidine6408
    @elyseshelmidine6408 13 дней назад +3

    I NEED TO KNOW WHO THE EVIL FACE WAS!! THANOS?!?!

  • @MrsShocoTaco
    @MrsShocoTaco 13 дней назад +1

    Last story; I'm glad my first thought was wrong. My mind went directly to a story I heard about a kid who was suddenly afraid of his room because of a ghost. It turned out there was someone creeping in their attic and staring down at the kid from the vent in his room. A poster is much more manageable.

  • @lintoniel
    @lintoniel 13 дней назад +4

    Last story was so heartwarming

  • @Corviseir
    @Corviseir 13 дней назад +1

    Last Story: I empathize with the kid. For me it was a set of Dr. Seuss bookends. I never could explain exactly why they creeped me out, but I had to hide them in my closet every night before I turned the lights off.

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 10 дней назад

      Some of the characters can fall into the Uncanny Valley.

  • @Snak3mast3r
    @Snak3mast3r 13 дней назад +3

    First rule of fight club, don’t post the same story about it twice in what.. a week?

    • @wingracer1614
      @wingracer1614 13 дней назад +1

      I've been watching his vids every day for months now. Never heard this story before. If it is a duplicate, it wasn't a week.

    • @Snak3mast3r
      @Snak3mast3r 13 дней назад

      @@wingracer1614 good for you?

  • @MrsShocoTaco
    @MrsShocoTaco 13 дней назад +1

    Story1 Op should send his darling family photos of him every day when he comes home in such a state. They need to know what their greed is doing to their son.

  • @DaBaseBallZ
    @DaBaseBallZ 13 дней назад +12

    Story 2:This is the first time I have ever heard of eat allergy
    Anyways,Guy almost killed OP,House arrest isn't enough

    • @SableDrakon
      @SableDrakon 13 дней назад +4

      It's somewhat rare, but happens. Once OP said 'tick bite', I immediately knew they had contracted Alpha-Gal sensitivity.

    • @fdm2155
      @fdm2155 13 дней назад +4

      Yes, parents should be concerned that the 16 yo still didn't have any remorse after seeing OP hospitalized! Kid is a sociopath.

    • @samhainnc9416
      @samhainnc9416 13 дней назад +2

      I friend has it. Cant eat beef or pork, although chicken and fish he is usually fine. Some discomfort off and on with it. He gets digestive problems and nausea and vomiting not the hives or swelling.

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 13 дней назад +2

      If you're vegetarian or vegan for a long time, you can also develop an intolerance to meat, and they have to be reintroduced slowly if you ever decide to eat meats

    • @fdm2155
      @fdm2155 13 дней назад

      @@justaperson4656 True. Though if someone says I don't/won't/can't eat certain food people should just respect it. Such a crazy thing to get upset about. OP is preparing her own food so it stupid for other people to be butt hurt over her diet.

  • @explosive_shart9405
    @explosive_shart9405 12 дней назад

    China: "Oh you allergic to disgusting gutter oil from the streets?" "Too bad!"

  • @DaBaseBallZ
    @DaBaseBallZ 13 дней назад +4

    Story 3:Based revenge,A dish no restaurant can serve
    May the girl and her boyfriend enjoy the event (Forgot what it's called)

  • @BlueJDev
    @BlueJDev 13 дней назад +1

    Last story: reminds me of when I was 5. My parents had a large poster of a little girl holding a red balloon or rose... It was placed on the landing above the stairs... Anytime I needed the toilet in the middle of the night I would hide against the wall just outside my door peering round at this innocently creepy looking girl "watching" over the landing facing the toilet door... I was terrified to step out and would have to leap the 2 meters to the bathroom door shutting it as quickly as possible! Then I'd spend another 5 to ten minutes getting ready to run out back to my room when I was done...

  • @destinedtogame
    @destinedtogame 13 дней назад +3

    Great Grandmas with frying pans are OGs

  • @outerspaceproduction
    @outerspaceproduction 13 дней назад +2

    HEY, DID I HEAR SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT ***first rule of fight club is that you don't talk about fight club***

  • @TrilochanSatapathy
    @TrilochanSatapathy 13 дней назад +4

    He broke the 1st rule of being in a FIGHT CLUB.

  • @DarkWolf22K
    @DarkWolf22K 13 дней назад +1

    Nobody talks about fight club- Now that you know about the fight club- You gotta take his spot 👀 Which also means you gotta pull a MK11 move on his entire body and molecular makeup and turn him to mushy gushy kushy 🗿 As always 👌🏿🤷🏿

  • @thetruth1816
    @thetruth1816 13 дней назад +3

    My stalker bot shows up in 3.....2......1....
    Story 1 : Well he followed the rule ..." Never talk about fight club"...
    Update: Yuck dude family was emotionally blackmailing him... absolutely yuck...
    Story 2 : Pursue this op... the " cousin " needs to learn a lesson..
    Update: Ahhhh the whole cousin: " im tough no apology "
    Op :" Police"
    Cousin and his family:" ahhhhh no no no police needed we will pay "...
    Story 3 : lol the fool thought he was captain slick...
    Update : well played op well played...
    Story 4 : Is op dating a 7 year old disgused as an adult ??
    Update : What a moron... shittock is not real life....
    Comment: 😂😂😂😂 dont mess with this person great grandma...
    Story 5 : Yeah thats understandable.. 4 year old scared of stuff adults arent afraid of... ok ... next...

    • @Ohiofelonstate
      @Ohiofelonstate 13 дней назад +1

      It's sad when a neckbeard BOT has nothing to do with their time but troll and not even say 1 normal thing except thumbs down like a clown......

    • @thetruth1816
      @thetruth1816 13 дней назад +2

      @@Ohiofelonstate it's messed up how trash tends to be on youtube and doesn't get taken off since youtube sucks anyway...

    • @buddyburrows
      @buddyburrows 12 дней назад

      @@thetruth1816 like your comments right?

    • @buddyburrows
      @buddyburrows 12 дней назад

      @@Ohiofelonstate thank you 👍 but also sad to talk to yourself for self validation. And what really gives it away more than the same IP is also the fact you keep deleting old comments with my thumbs yet somehow know about it 🧐

    • @buddyburrows
      @buddyburrows 12 дней назад

      @@thetruth1816 and had to come back as apparently you once again deleted and reposted your comment to try and hide my thumbs? Do you fear them? Oh my even better. The comment was (re)posted. Then not even two minutes later your alt comments for the first time in months. Can't make it more obvious 😂

  • @CaptainStixz
    @CaptainStixz 2 дня назад

    As a life long allergy sufferer, I can confirm that it really is like that. My allergies have nearly closed my throat a few times and once caused me to develop cellulitis (which could have cost me my legs), but people still insist I'm faking to get out of eating certain foods or for attention. 🙃

  • @ClemFwhe
    @ClemFwhe 13 дней назад +3

    Bonk

  • @3ntity_exe
    @3ntity_exe 12 дней назад +1

    Story 2:
    I'm severely allergic to mint and strawberries, like I can't breathe allergic.. Tragic, I know.. I didn't know until I was 20 YEARS OLD that I was allergic to mint.. My biological father told me that I was overreacting every time I brushed my teeth and told him it was hard to breathe every damn day.. I still have trauma, even though I now have menthol free toothpaste.. Cough drops also contain menthol, so I just have to suffer if I have a sore throat.. People always offer me salads and cakes with strawberries in them even after I tell them I will suffocate if I eat them.. It sucks having weird allergies that people don't believe in

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 10 дней назад +1

      It's times like this where you are justified to let rip some colourful language and call them out on their idiocy.

  • @novalite0831
    @novalite0831 13 дней назад +2

    Early gang!!!

  • @franciscojaviermendezrinco1902
    @franciscojaviermendezrinco1902 13 дней назад +1

    Fifth story: I remember in my grandma's house, she had on her property some old room from when she was a landlord, in the wall of one of them outside was a clown face that scared the sh*t out of me as a kid because I believed I watched the movie It by accident and it left that trauma in me, and it wad worse at night because the lights rarely reached that wall.

  • @kat1722
    @kat1722 13 дней назад +1

    I've had periods of time where I slept in the same room/bed as my mum or on the sofa. I have had really bad periods of depression with suicidal ideation, night terrors and other issues where I've just not been able to sleep on my own, I spent about a year sharing my mums bed when I was 15 from school bullying, a few months after a bad break up which triggered a self worth spiral when I was 17, we swapped rooms which helped. This year I got diagnosed with cptsd from childhood

  • @veethebee5455
    @veethebee5455 13 дней назад +1

    Last story: When I was 8 I had a nightmare that Hannah Montana tried to kill me (it was the first nightmare I'd ever had and I remember it vividly to this day). I had a HM poster hanging directly across from my bed that I stared at until I fell asleep. I immediately threw it out after that. Still love Hannah/Miley, but no more posters lmao.

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 10 дней назад

      At least you're not hallucinating little pink Christina Aguilera monsters while on Ritalin.

  • @mariposa9506
    @mariposa9506 13 дней назад

    The nightlight hit 2 of my sons plushies the wrong way on their faces one night. I had to get rid if them. He also had a height chart where characters from his favorite show were stacked on top of each other. It looked to him like they were peeking at him around the corner. Yep, gone too. 😂

  • @mando9364
    @mando9364 13 дней назад +2

    Allergy story: I think there are people who believe cancer isn't real. Also, not sure if you've forgotten but people were going around during the pandemic saying COVID wasn't real. If you did forget, I don't blame you at all, I'm still trying to forget the idiocy of those days myself.
    No I'm not saying what he said is a bad take.

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 10 дней назад

      I've dealt with a few COVID deniers. My thoughts at the time was: "Just because you don't see something, it doesn't mean it's not there."

  • @nixthelapin9869
    @nixthelapin9869 13 дней назад +1

    That frying pan to the head story reminded me of something funny. Back in the 1800s, my something-great grandfather (or his brother, someone I’m related to lol) used to work on the Ohio canal boats. The cook (who they called “Cookie” of course) made a pie, and when he told her that he didn’t like it, she pied him in the face with it! (I’d say good for her, but I guess he was kind of a jerk, because he threw her overboard right after- I think she was fine?)
    (I know about this bc we have an old newspaper about the area, and he recounted the story for one of the articles)

  • @lostsoldier212
    @lostsoldier212 13 дней назад +1

    Story 1 - Does OP not know the 1st rule?
    The 1st rule of Pediatric Nursing is that you don't talk about Pediatric Nursing

  • @Heroann
    @Heroann 12 дней назад

    The last kid probably had a nightmare, woke up and saw the post in the dim night light as something terrible. Im very happy that the parents realised how terriefied he was and worked on the solution instead of forcing their child to sleep in his own room.
    When I was a kid I had terrible nightmares too and was sleep walking, waking up, touching walls and windows and due to my panic I wasn't able to find the door. I remember my parents coming to soothe me and one time it was my sister. warms my heart still thinking about it. They could have talked it down, but never did

  • @CooperGal24
    @CooperGal24 13 дней назад

    Fight club story:
    Tell the BF to either quit the club or she’ll quit being his GF. This “Fight Club” sounds like a scam!
    Allergy story:
    Sue the cousin. He assaulted OP by endangering their life because of the “Allergies AREN’T r al! GET OVER YOURSELF and eat this meat I’ve cooked for you! Oh BTW, here’s a pic of a SLAUGHTERED COW for funsies! LOLZ!!!”
    The cousin is a danger to the rest of the family, especially those with allergies! He DESERVED to be punished, but he should’ve been sent to jail for what CAN be considered as physical assault, or attempted man-slaughter if the allergy was severe!
    The part where the cousin sent OP a pic of a slaughtered cow was uncalled for and very horrifying. What psychopath would send pics of a dead animal to others, let alone family members?
    Dinner story:
    If the husband wanted to eat when he got home, why can’t he pick up something from a store or restaurant? Most of those places are open after midnight.
    But the way that the boyfriend used the “it’s YOUR duty” crap and using that “test” was even WORSE!
    That’s called being a misogynistic douchebag! He’s also being a stereotype prick with that old fashioned “logic” that “Women are slaves to the men, men are the breadwinners and kings!”.
    God, I HATE that kind of backwards logic!

  • @littlebabiebean9662
    @littlebabiebean9662 6 дней назад

    I can just imagine in the last one of them dancing around the room chanting about the evil face being gone haha

  • @Wolfie713
    @Wolfie713 12 дней назад

    Dabney, the comment at 11:55... if you want to hear it, just watch the "Cousin Patty" scene from "Throw Mama From the Train." You'll be in stitches.

  • @sarahmiller2431
    @sarahmiller2431 13 дней назад +1

    I have been listening to too many horror stories, so glad he was scared of a poster. I was worried thinking maybe they had a squatter or sokething and the person was hiding in a secret room attached to his room or in the closet or maybe someoe was jn the attic or something 😅 so glad it was just a poster lol

  • @j.d.l._666
    @j.d.l._666 13 дней назад +2

    13:32 The kids room has ghosts!! I'm Sure!! They should call the Winchesters!!

    • @Wolfie713
      @Wolfie713 12 дней назад

      What story are you reading at 4:48 about ghosts? I'm seeing the story where OP has an allergy.

    • @j.d.l._666
      @j.d.l._666 12 дней назад

      ​@@Wolfie713 haha.. I didn't realise that it didn't pick the time correctly. Thanks for the hint! I will correct this

    • @Wolfie713
      @Wolfie713 12 дней назад +1

      @@j.d.l._666 I do like being a smartass about things. 🤣

    • @j.d.l._666
      @j.d.l._666 12 дней назад

      @@Wolfie713 haha! Don't we all like it? 😅

    • @Wolfie713
      @Wolfie713 11 дней назад

      @@j.d.l._666 Watch the "Cousin Patty" scene from "Throw Mama From the Train" if you want to hear a great "bong" sound similar to the comment to the next to the last story (the grandma that cooked breakfast and then hit her husband upside his head one).

  • @TGears314
    @TGears314 13 дней назад +1

    2:55 that’s a type RSlash. He didn’t WANT to ask her for more money

  • @davidharshman7645
    @davidharshman7645 13 дней назад

    Story 2: Unfortunately, there absolutely are people who deny cancer, too. They don't so much poison people though as they tamper with cancer medications, declare doctors to be murderers, or call the police on your "drug use."