When Wokes and Racists Actually Agree on Everything
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seems awesome but I can't make it, sorry
This is hilarious.
Woke sects are just a varying demention of the athiest religion
Oklahoma?
you need to coma back to Canada my boy we miss u
1940s racist: "Colored folk"
2020 woke people: "People of color"
Me, a black man: 👁👄👁
Good Luck surviving in USA ma nigga
Are you offended when someone says "black" instead of "african american"? Because when I say black people go like "omg that's so insensitive" and like maybe I am being insensitive idk I just don't see it that way
@@Sam-vz8pm Sounds like an American thing. I'm jamaican and we just call ourselves black like the rest of the world. Honestly I'd be more offended by someone calling me African American because I really dont want to be associated with some of the stupidity I see from them.
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@Zachary Williams the second Relatively speaking these comparisons are a little blown out of proportion. This video was cringe
Woke: "You know all white people are racist?"
Racist: "I'm listening."
😂😂
Whats up Edward hows alphonse?
Levek 😂
That was the best part. Hilarious.
I don't get it. Is it some kind of a American joke ?
@@lampard990090 liberal Americans and feminists, yes
Bro the jewish bit at the end aged like wine
well, if you knew just a bit about the left's history you could've predicted it easily, well, not really predicting, but just knowing what already were their opinions
🗿
@@Gadottinho 🎯
@@Gadottinho I mean, same with the right though. Hitler (Right) and Stalin (left) were both extremely antisemitic.
what were their opinions?@@Gadottinho
Woke: "We both have a lot of opinions about people of colour, even though we barely know any."
Racist: "I say 'coloured people', but as long as we're classifying."
I love that Racist is the one willing to be tolerant and inclusive.
Racists are very tolerant. They enjoy bonding over being racist.
Ik some racist people and its accurate lol No ones more tolerant then racists (as long as you have something to agree with) Most groups ik are more diverse then any normal ones
It's crazy that the phrase 'people of colour' was racist 3 years ago. I'm not even joking.
Are you Bri'ish mate?
@thmxsz yeah, I have a fríen who is completely unhinged, but gets along well with my other friend who is black because they both find funny when the other says something stupidly racist. I can't really tell if they're both racists or they find racists jokes the peak of comedy, probably both
There are two types of racists:
The ones that say: "We deserve special treatment because they are inferior."
And the ones that say: "THEY deserve special treatment because THEY are inferior".
Three types. There is also the type that says: "We deserve special treatment because we are inferior." But I don't know if there is anyone who actually believes this or if it is a case of simply making the best use of the current system.
Third type: "I don't deserve to exist because I have deep guilt over being superior."
"We deserve special treatment because we are superior"
Vs.
"They deserve special treatment because we are superior"
@ShaddowSabbath Yup. BLM and the woke left kills far more dark skin people than any other. But the media don't talk about them in bad way, instead media praise their unjust murders.
@ShaddowSabbath BLM is responsible for the deaths that have happened during these past few months of "protest", whether directly or indirectly involved.
Definition of "woke person" : a "racist person" with an Inferiority Complex
Definition of "racist person" : a "woke person" with a Superiority Complex
Underrated comment.
Underrated
Oh that's really good. Perfect description.
this is too perfect. well done!
Give this some more votes already!
The sad part is that, just as with South Park's biting but accurate satire, most woke people will just dismiss this as "rightwing comedy" and not acknowledge its deep and bitter truth.
ALL actual comedy is "rightwing" at this point. Wokie "comics" are not even funny, they're just court jesters going for applause.
I've seen a few such comments in this comments section already. They don't realise how harmful some of their policies are towards race relations and towards minorities themselves. As they say "the road to hell is paved with good intentions" never was that saying more true than with the woke movement. The best of intentions but have bad consequences often times. For example, scrapping voter ID laws, in Europe this is just a given. We've always had voter ID laws. It's not something we even talk about because to prevent voter fraud it's common sense that you would need to show ID. By scrapping/blocking voter ID laws you are enabling voter fraud as well as demeaning minorities by saying they are incapable of acquiring ID, which again iant helpful, because at some point in their life they will likely need it . If it's such a problem do something to help minorities acquire ID, don't just write them off as hopeless cases. Even though, I would say most don't need help to get an official ID, they are perfectly capable.
The fact that anyone would ever dismiss South Park as right wing comedy shows how absolutely delusional the left has become.
@@tbdivine129 One minor correction: Woke is not left. They are the left of the neoliberal project, which is in its entirety rightwing. Identity politics is performative neoliberalism. Far from being actual leftwing (i.e. anti-capitalist), it is in reality a completely capitalist ideology.
@CC3GROUNDZERO nothing about the right is woke, in fact the right is the opposite of wokeness, like isn't the right synonymous for conservatives you know the religious people who hate gays and LGBT who wokies seem to love so much. You know sth interesting I'm a Nigerian and from what I've been observing there's only one way I can describe the kind of unique politics you guys have over there.... It's Stupid, I think it's one of the most nonsensical political system I've seen, the way I see it, it's common sense vs the far left and politics should be more complex than that
"White people need to stop wearing dreadlocks and stop appropriating black music"
"Shaved heads and country music, the way God intended"
😂😂😂
This isn’t even satire, this is just representation.
@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ Nobody needed to "prove" the equality of the races. That's the presumption. If you think they aren't equal, then it's on *you* to prove it.
@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ I can’t pretend it doesn’t exist if, as far as I know, it doesn’t.
@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻
Oh, don’t worry, I’m going to look into your sources
@African warlord You are brilliant! Thank you.
African warlord this guy is trolling the fuck out of you dude 😂
The difference is that the woke one is trying SOOO hard not to be racist, that he is super racist
But the end result is that they both do something racist.
the even BIGGER difference is: One is looked at and cheered upon, payed and praised while the other is condemed
@@GxRiku yeah its definitely more profitable to be "woke racist" than "normal racist" =)
trying hard implies thinking
@@fannyfreckle It's basically the horseshoe theory getting proven again and again.
“We both have our opinions on poc even though we barely know any”
Underrated line 💀
the balls he had to wear a shirt that said 'racist' in public
I think because of the woke shirt and cameras people could easily see it was a skit lol
@@frankmarano1118 and he had a ‘woke’ guy right next to him
@@Dennis-nc3vw exactly!
what wrong with that
he has the right to express himself
Woke people: racists with a hero complex
Lol
That's true. They want to be worshiped as gods by the people of color, like C3PO was on the Ewok planet.
100%.
There's a video (forgot who made it) about tons of white people saying we should be able to vote without ID because black people can't get them easily and all that... Then they interviewed black people, who all had IDs, all knew exactly where to get IDs, none of them knew anyone who didn't have IDs... and some of them found it downright insulting that some people thought blacks wouldn't be able to get them.
Woke white people think blacks are like children and need to be protected, and treated as such.
If I was black, and I knew how these people think, I'd hate woke white people as much as I hate racists.
newp gaston - that video is crazy... not because of the debunking part but because these crazy racists actually think this crap. Who the f#%k doesn’t have an ID? It’s like the first thing I got when I was 18 because I needed it for so many things.
Harsh
This isn't even satire at this point.
ruclips.net/video/m0ZDHgD9084/видео.html
Babylon Bee and CNN effectively released articles that were basically the same story within hours of each other a month or two ago. I forget what the subject was.
Amen!!!
@@poitsplace
Except babalon bee is satire like the onion.
@@JP-rf8rr thats the joke. he's saying that the left has gotten so insane that satire is the same as normal news for them
I always thought it was funny how the people who claim they aren’t racist will always point out someone’s race
'Seeing that the car is blue means that blue cars are bad.'
Reminds me years ago at a compulsory social study class in college, a TA flounced into the classroom and declared she was "color blind". Then, pointing at me, she continued, "When I looked at her, I see only a young woman in a lovely pink hoodie." I'm Asian and I was wearing a pink hoodie. You know the feeling when you accidentally eat a fly? That's about how it felt dealing with the woke mafia.
I am not racist but you are 🍋
NPR ... all day, every day.
@@rhetoricalrobot8359 "Pointing out to others that the car is blue, means you think color is an important thing about cars for others to notice, focus on and differentiate by."
Fixed that for you. Kinda 'colorist', if you ask me.
What's being made suspect of racist undertones here is not the mere awareness of race, but the insistence on drawing the attention of others to it.
Race is not a _defining_ characteristic of individual human beings, to believe otherwise is racial essentialism.
Any attempt to separate people into fundamentally irreconcilable identity groups on the basis of race, is dehumanizing, reductive and inherently racist.
It’s a circle. When you go too far on either side, you meet each other.
Horseshoe theory
"Us white people have so much privilege"
"I agree it is a privilege to be white"
Oh my god this line is perfect.
Fellow white privilege
@@chiefrabbischlomosteinberg4953 Shalom, baby.
@Joe Castiglione fucking barf at your whole comment.
Some people are better than others.
@@erlandglamorgan8377 yeah clearly some people more superior in ways you just described.
@@HawkAnomaly im kinda autistic so i dont know if you are actually agreeing with me or just making a snide remark.
These days when someone says "Separate but equal" you don't know if he's an Alabama klansman or a California college kid
@MRokk Congratulation. You must be quite relieved.
Makes me glad I didn't go to college.
Did you just assume his gender?
Omg best comment on here!
". All animals were created equal
( Says the WOKE community)
" ...But some are more equal than others"
You are just speaking my mind. Wokeness IS about segregation
Wokeness is about black nationalism. Thats it.
@@Devin7Eleven And that Muslims cannot be criticized on anything ever, especially if it’s anything pertaining to Israel or acknowledging their treatment of homosexuals. Pro-Palestine Twats will completely ignore it.
No it's not the blacks to blame it's the people (men and women although the women stand to gain so much from this cause feminism and I'm not quite sure what they men stand to gain from this but talking about that would be an entirely who topic on his own) using them
“If you turn hard enough right, you’ll find yourself going left”
-Doc Hudson
lmao 💀💀💀
Haha, I was the 51st like 😬
51 Hudson Hornet
bs. there's no left in lamerica. okay, maybe jackasson hinkle, and midwestern marx, but everyone else is right wing. with exception of anitfa and that ilk, they don't qualify as right, cause right is about king and god, so entire concept of far right is nonsense, cause far right has nothing to do with god and king, it's about idolizing corporate overlords, but let's stick to calling it far right just for the ease sake, well in that case antifa and that ilk are far right. everyone else is just right
“technically i don’t consider jewish people whi-“ “NEITHER DO I” 😂😂😂
That was my favorite line, as a jew, who is seeing a groundswell of antisemitism from the left. Conservatives will outright mock me and roast me, but love when I roast them back. The leftists just spout incredibly xenophobic and bigoted filth, and then accuse "My people" of being the same. It's actually pretty astounding when it happens. At least a skin-head doesn't mask his contempt. I can respect that. Ryan Long is the K.I.N.G.
@@harleysprague3678 Bald-faced disdain is infinitely better than a mask that hides the hideous creature underneath.
@@harleysprague3678 has a Jew, what do you think about how China handling them? I don't know any Jews, but I'm curious what one think about it.
@@just_your_localguard9612 if they don't respond, I can fill in (obligatory "not all Jews think this, I'm just one person"). It's awful and I'm surprised the world has let this go. It's not as bad as the Holocaust yet, but if something isn't done soon, it could easily become worse.
@@mik2420 Jews in China? Say what?
Ok so, I’m an Asian/middle eastern girl and I have a bf whose parents are woke. But when they realized I have different opinions than them, they were like “how could a woman of color say that???” 😓
I guess I could say they are racist, but I don't talk to them very often. I don't really get offended because I'm not surprised they say that, lol. It's just stupid and ridiculous.
Sorry. They've bought in to this cult without even thinking about it. They need to be red pilled. Otherwise they're gonna turn into full blown racists and not even realise it.
That’s literally straight up seeing someone as just their race... which is pretty textbook racism 🙄 I don’t understand how people how these people exist
@@wickedlittleyumi3143 unfortunately they are racist.
People like them think that because of your ethnicity, culture and background, you think; or should think, a certain way.
Stereotypes exist for a reason, and ironically enough, the very same people who preach about rejecting such stereotypes are keeping them alive.
You are an individual. No contest.
That being said, stereotypes themselves aren't inherently negative or positive. Most of them _are_ funny, though.
Reporting back in after 3 years:
It's getting funnier
The irony of woke culture. They put too much importance in race and sex to "advocate" for it when the idea is that it shouldn't even matter. Not to mention the constant generalization
meanwhile i'm just over here trying to identify as a mexican microwave
Remember these people will also tell us race is just the color of your skin. But imagine if you treated hair color like they treat "skin color." Take this sentence from an article I just read:
"As the non-white share of the U.S. population rises, McKinsey argues that more representative companies will be able to attract more diverse consumers with products Black and Hispanic consumers want"
If you said "As the non-brunette share of the U.S. population rises, McKinsey argues that more representative companies will be able to attract more diverse consumers with products blonde and redhead consumers want", and you weren't talking about hair extensions, you'd sound f***ing insane.
The ‘colored people’ and ‘people of color’ disparity was always the funniest shit to me
Scott Glennon it is 2014 lol
Here in England we are called BAME (black and minority ethnic)
Euphemisms, am I right?
Darkshadow I’m English and I’ve never heard of that ever.
Safe Spaces is no different from Segregation. After all, people not being allowed to associate is perfectly fine as long as the separate is equal, right?
It's amazing how woke people sound extremely racist and don't even realize it lol
but it is satire but you don't get it
@@dontspikemydrink9382 satire based on facts
@@ovaldocantu1619 nah.
@@dontspikemydrink9382 Pro-Tip, comedy / satire is funny because it's rooted in truth. I've been observing this shit for years, don't try to act like this isn't a very accurate take on the stupid and loud tribal extremes in the USA
they don't just 'sound' racist, they are racist. Their deeds, rules they want to pass, laws, votes, they behave in very racist ways.
its the classic human trait of overcorrection, by trying to hard to not be racist we've gone in the other direction
Exactly.
I never try not to be racist. Racism isn’t a big deal as far as human failings and it’s the easiest thing in the world NOT to be. Just be kind to people and take them as they come. Easy
Its really not that hard not to be an idiot.
This is why you don't wanna go too far left or too far right or you'll end up in the same place because the earth is round ;)
@@ruriwijaya595 im stealing that one
3 years later and they finally came to the full agreement of hating “tiny hat people”
Not quite, the wokesters still haven't "narrowed it down."
I wish
Not quite. BlackRock has 'black' in the name which means they're still too afraid to stand against it. Even though they were all for occupy wallstreet a decade ago... better times, better times.
'wokester' 😭😭
@@Dennis-nc3vw
@@hmmm3210 someones a bit mad
"The further a society drifts fron the truth, the more they will hate those who speak it"
-George Orwell
In 1984 O Brien explains how the party rules for ever.It controls education and each new generation of officials is totally committed to its vision.Like critical race theory ....
I just started reading 1984. Just the first chapter is chillingly familiar.
@@therose1277 we are reliving it now.
Race theory SJW newspeak ,the atmosphere of fear ....the Twitter mob, the 2 minute hate..
The Rose Such a brilliant book. Orwell was a visionary.
what do you guys think about Orwell's arguments for socialism?
“You know all white people are racist?”
“I’m listening.”
Such a great line, haha.
All people are racist - fact
All white people are racist - racism
@@after_midnight9592 But there is only one race, the human race 🤷♂️
@@thecommentschannel3548 That's why even the smartest "aliens" are known as "humanoid".
@@thecommentschannel3548 No dumbass. Humanity is a species.
@@thecommentschannel3548 Which is why mixed "race" not only is a thing, but a medical nightmare. If you happen to be mixed, and your liver fails, you can't accept an organ donation, even from other similarly mixed race people. Not even your parents will be able to save you by forfeiting theirs.
Most "racist" people simply want the right of association to apply to situations other than when tech giants want to obliterate you.
This is becoming more true by the second.
Let il be😏😏😏
Let the dam be 😏😏😏
"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character." MLK
The left considers that a racist statement today 🤦♂️
We believe in that but after slavery and jim crow because of the fact of generational wealth those in slavery ended up poor, this isnt a race thing, it is an economic thing it just so happens that those slaves came from Africa
"There is only one race the human race" is literally listed as a microaggression at the University of California.
@@Dennis-nc3vwThat had nothing to do with the original comment.
That was Mandela
@@cursedcat6467 talking about economics, generational welath disapear fast as fuck, most of the time. Not to mention that you still softly disagree with MLK Statement (who was 100% aware of what your criticing) so pls think this trough again.
This is literally the definition of "So woke they went back to sleep"
And it's exactly what's happening outside.
Rather so woke, they’re suffering from sleep deprivation induced psychosis.
Racist: I want to make life worse for minorities so I can be superior.
Woke: Statistics show that life has measurably been made worse for minorities [1][2], we should reverse that so we can be equal, together.
Y'all: Both talk about race haha same
[1] www.businessinsider.com/us-systemic-racism-in-charts-graphs-data-2020-6
[2] mappingpoliceviolence.org/
Being woke is basically the equivalent to thinking you're actually awake while still in a dream.
@Andrés Valverde It's funny. How if a person says he has been through an awakening. You can bet pretty good money on that he actually didn't.
What does it mean to be japanese?
“We both have a lot of opinions on people of color even though we hardly know any” hahahha soooo true
*Racist:* "I want to make life worse for minorities so I can be superior."
*Woke:* "We should reverse that inequality[1][2] so we can be equal, together."
*Y'all:* "Both say race haha all same"
[1] www.businessinsider.com/us-systemic-racism-in-charts-graphs-data-2020-6
[2] mappingpoliceviolence.org/
After meeting them you become more racist.
@@LowestofheDead hi :) These links might convince someone if they bothered to consider confounding variables that can change results. Do you perhaps believe that something is bigoted simply because it has different outcomes when broken down by characteristic?
@@LowestofheDead A lot of these statistics remind me of the female wage gap narrative. Where they lump in all women from different jobs, and don't account for hours, part time vs full time, overtime, region, performance, etc. Turns out, a lot of the difference comes from exactly which jobs women choose to have, and them working less hours on average. Some versions even include stay at home moms, which makes no sense.
I see a lot of the same here. Like the black congressman representation apparently being shown as racist. But it doesn't give any sort of context, like how it measures up to the black population at large. Which, if we are looking for a proper ratio of black population to black congressman, is really not far off. I see a similar theme in the rest of this list. So I can't really take it seriously, or even do much with it if I did.
Most "racists" I know, myself included, have a lot of experience with non whites
I have some white dude at a bar called me a black grifter because I voted for Trump when I pointed out the fact that he’s highlighting my race with his feelings and that he’s putting me in a category and he sounds kind of racist. He shut up and walked away, it trips me out how racist the racist can truly be
What did you expect when Biden said :... And you ain't black if you don't know who to vote for.. This and the guy in the bar is what the Democrats are and what they believe.
Lol imagine voting for a traitor insurrectionist.
@@stpedro-ht9ng You mean Biden? He didn't, he said he voted for Trump.
@@SergeantExtreme lol nice try minimizing Trumps corrupt time in office
I’m so woke I judge people based on the basis of their skin
I'm so woke coffee drinks me.
I'm so woke, Karl Marx thinks I went too far.
@@chepickensjr1765 no one outpizzas the hut
Legend has it no one ever heard from A ROAD ever again.
People so woke, they fall asleep immediately
Woke: You know all white people are racist?
Racist: I'm listening.
Comedic Gold!!
My fav line. Brilliance
That is the best line. My god. Comedic gold.
Racist's inner voice: so you're saying there's a chance?
That literally never happens though.
@@0witw047 only if you're overly shelter privileged and brainwashed
Answer to *ALL* of those discussions: Just treat people equally, with dignity and respect.
Still an evergreen bit. Comedy is and always will be how normal people fight back against the nonsense.
The problem is, woke people aren't self aware enough to even realize this. Most racists do.
Everyone trying to force behavior onto others. Are exactly the same. If your way is the best way. You don't have to threaten people. You just have to show them by example or explain.
@@marcelacavalheiro2412 same at least then they don’t act as though they’ll listen to you, they have their opinion and they’re sticking with it
It's easier to argue with a racist to stop being racist than to a woke to stop being racist
@@death3678 even if they’re pieces of shit
@@rapazlegal1358 to be fair those both are so hard to achieve that we can't measure how difficult they are exactly are.
"I like all races even the bad ones"
-Joe biden
"Poor kids are just as smart as white kids."
-Joe Biden
“I don’t want my kids growing up in a jungle, a racial jungle.” -Senile old Joe
the first one is a joke/satire from the Babylon Bee, the first two replies are very, very real :\
Joe Biden 2020 running for the -presidency- -senate- retirement home... well more like walking but you get the point :\
@@calebdavis5428 Thanks, I was about to google it.
I still plan on voting for him because at least he hasn't sent out groups of federal enforcers to commit acts of violence against peaceful US citizens, but it's going to be a painful day and I'm eating a lot of ice cream afterward.
@@TheGreatWerebear you should check out the video of joe biden admitting to how he threatened to withhold 1 billion in aid to Ukraine unless a prosecutor was fired for the behalf of his son's business. Also democrats oversee the majority of impoverished black communities and have done nothing for years. Trump tried to pass police reform legislation by tim scott last month but it was rejected with no discussion no further compromise. You can watch tim scott addressing this. Just want to lay some facts out there but either way options are never good
ok, repeat after me, everyone, THEY ARE THE EXACT SAME IDEOLOGY.
The part about Jews aged in the most morbidly funny way possible considering the woke left now hates Israel 😂
Under the guise of "White settler colonialism" though
The woke racist is something I encounter way more than the "right wing racist "...
It's bigotry of low expectations. As someone who's not white, I experience just the same. And it's stupid.
BINGO!
@@eraliaa3219 Wow! Bigotry of low expectations! I finally have the words for what I've been feeling from white liberals for so long! Thank you! Demonstrated so perfectly by Biden's fruedian-like slip: "Poor kids are just as smart as white kids."
@@lexingtonconcord8751 This type of pittying from white liberal elitists always reminds me of the antagonists from Get Out. They put on this phony bravado of caring about minorities but behind closed doors they treat them as a means to an ends. I'm surprised the message of that movie went over so many people's heads.
That’s because the prevalence of far right racists has always been a conspiracy theory. It’s part of woke derangement syndrome.
as a wise man once said the best kind of comedy is the truth.
a wise white man
@@gwayne3224 I mean,you heard it from the video first
That man's name? Adolph Hitler. Checkmate libs!
@@VomitPinata huh,smart guy,might wanna check on him later
@@soulswordobrigadosegostar his Ted Talk is illuminating!
How well this aged. They both agree on trampling on other's rights that's for damn sure and we see that playing out in real time.
One thing everyone should realize, to the woke: judging people negatively based purely on their race= racism, but judging people positively based purely on their race is racism too, "judge people by their charecter and not by their colour of skin" as MLK said.
Imagine people seeing him wearing a shirt that just says "racist."
Maybe he's just a fan of NASCAR.
Mirza Ahmed dang garage door pulley why the heck would there be a garage door pulley in a pit gargage? Checkmate TRUMPET
@@mirzaahmed6589 underrated comment
Him next to a guy with woke cancels it out people will just think there doing a social experiment, what a world 😂😂
They'd probably congratulate him for being so self aware.
Racist: I’m better than you because I’m white.
Woke: I’m better than you because I’m white but I’m sorry for it.
Yeah. It's self-depricating racism. The only difference between the two is that the white supremacist is proud of their racist beliefs. They literally believe EXACTLY the same things however.
"Here , I've put BLM in my bio so you can know that I'm not racist"
@@navyal7237 I haVe a BlAcK fRIend
Poc: I hate you because you are better than me
accurate af
One of the most successful examples to demonstrate the nonsense of today's culture to date
Almost 4 years later, and 1:29 was prophetic.
This is what SNL COULD have been.
*should* have been. Fix it. There is no excuse for their lazy, unfunny, BS.
But alas, how could they go from Eddie Murphy... to whatever they're pumping out now?
@@iandrake4683 --- "Hi, I'm Tom Hanks and hosting tonight's show. Did you know Trump is Adolph Hitler [applause sign engage]. Thank you everyone I'm glad none of us are here for the comedy and instead came for the politics."
Your comment translation:
SNL = REKT!!!
@Lee Smith They were awful for a long, long time before TDS. Trump-bashing is just the final form of the most popular comedy show that isn't funny.
“You know all white people are racist”
“I’m listening”
Killed me
translate democrats from greek to latim you get republicans
@@tmilev?
@@tmilev huh
I was sent.
@@deucewithoutmicallister4794 they mean that Dems and Reps are the same (which I agree w) both don’t care about anyorn
I’m an immigrant to America and I’ve tried to explain this to people so many times but my vocabulary is limited so I just show them this video and they get what I mean so fast
THIS AGED SO FUCKING WELL. Especially the last part.
This is horrifyingly accurate.
The way to turn horrifying into glorious is to VOTE in November. Taking power away from evil is a glorious thing.
HARD WORKER vote for who though? As far the topic of racist and woke being the same we’ve got a one party system
@@woodlefoof2 no no, Trump is sadly not racist at all. So vote Biden!!
kev c look even if Biden wasn’t woke style racist he’s got dementia
Say what you want about trump, his mind isn’t decomposing while he still lives just yet
Sadly true. Look at Proposition 16 on the 2020 california ballot. They want repeal Prop 209 which is the amendment to the California constitution which said that the state cannot discriminate against or grant preferential treatment on the basis of race, sex, color, ethnicity, or national origin in the operation of public employment, public education, and public contracting
Can't make this up
This should be an un-skippable ad.
I agree. I'd donate to a gofundme to make this an unskippable ad.
Seconded
Eww no
Beni Habibi Nothing wrong for thinking this is funny. The world is so crazy right now. Just trying to find some humor in it all. At some point you just have to have a laugh.
@@LowestofheDead and there both democrat haha
Aged like fine wine....
More like honey .
@@Adam-wg2rf in that it didn't age at all?
Not the last line, but I told people that was the skit’s one fail from the beginning.
Always nice to see that there are more people that aren’t absolutely insane.
I swear, saying "people of color" is just a new way to say "colored people". How did we get here?
Is it different? They sound like different ways of saying the same thing (ps.: genuine question because English isn't my first language)
@@AntepenultimaRomantica Honestly, english is my first language and i can't even tell the difference 😅. I don't think they're different but in today's political/social climate they're made out to be different. But I think what you said is the exact reason why its such a bs phrase. the democrats in the US use that term, "people of color", thinking they came up with something new and more politically correct when in reality it's just old democrat (the ones who wanted to keep slavery) terminology to refer to black people-- colored people 😬
@@zencatfish9102 Oh okay, thanks for the answer
I like to intentionally say "coloured people" in convos with woke types sometimes, just to make the point, lol.
@@AntepenultimaRomantica actually, it's not really different, it's not just you! And that's why some of us laugh about it so much. It's the same distinction being made, and the language is almost exactly the same and means the same thing, but they consider one racist and the other not.
It'd be like saying "a red apple" is offensive and makes you an awful person, but "an apple that is red" shows how amazingly woke and wonderful you are.
“Hi I’d like a custom shirt made”
“Sure, what do you want on the shirt?”
“.... ‘RACIST’... all caps... “
😀🤣
Less embarrassing than asking for woke :D
All people of Color should have the "Stop Hating On White People" hoodie....
teespring.com/en-GB/stop-hating-july-2020?pid=227&cid=6083
😂🤣😂🤣
I wonder how they filmed this thing in public without racist shirt guy drawing unwanted attention lol
The tv show Community really said it best back in 2009. "Not being racist, is the new racism"
This gets better with age . Damn fine satire
I came here expecting a comedy, but all I got is a documentary.
lol!
But you were so satisfied with the end result.
Best comment!!!!! 😝😂😝😂😂😝😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gutts what are you doing here. got tired of waiting on that island
lmaooooo
This man is bold for wearing a shirt that says “racist” in public
@reinhard earlin
Dude they literally make a joke about that in this skit
Which one?
Ryan Long commented on it briefly during the podcast episode he did after this.
Why wear a “Racist” shirt when wearing white skin is apparently enough!?
@@johnskrb lol fax
Unreal how well this aged
Not the Jewish line.
should of mentioned people with rags on their heads at end
And the moral of the video is:
Don't be racist or woke
Treat people with respect no matter what they look like
True moral is that you can't avoid being racist, no matter how much you try. Ending racism was all wokes ever wanted and here is where it led them.
yup both or radicalized ends of a spectrum
So respectful racism? Or treat everyone racist so it’s equal?
Respectful racism is waiting until you leave the Old Country Buffet restaurant and get in the car before you talk trash about the interracial couple that sat to the right of your table.
Respectful wokism is not trying to boycott Netflix and get people fired everytime there is a Dave Chapelle comedy special coming out
Not a single lie or exaggeration
i know ):
🗿
As evidenced by Uncivil Law
ruclips.net/video/MgS8QB0UBEQ/видео.html
it is
The whole video is nothing but.
I love how the racist guy absolutely loves the woke guy, and the woke guy thinks he’s actually an ally to minorities. This really shows how racist woke people are. Good job.
Yes. That is the joke.
In my opinion it more shows how woke racist people are, but to each their own.
@@ekoms108 I agree
Yes, because racism isn't about whether you think that there are two instrinsically different sides whose different separate identity must be underlined at every single opportunity, it's about which side yiu personally like the best.
Yea that's what baffles me. I'm Dutch, and It is often said that women and "other races" are treated very equally here. And I look at the American extreme left and can only see racists and sexists pretending to be the opposite.
Don't get me wrong I see the same on the extreme right. But at least they don't pretend to be something else and generally don't get a much power in politics. They're ignored and/or called out for their racism and sexism. While the ones on the left get applauded and listened to.
3 years later still holds true 😂
This video ages like fine wine with every single day.
The only difference between the two groups is that racists are honest about it. Tell a racist person he's being racist and he'll just go _"yeah, and?"_ Tell a woketivist he's being racist and he'll scream at you and call you a nazi.
“Two people who have diametrically opposed world views both have strong opinions about the same topic, that makes them the same.”
@@MindWaveStudios421 Both don't agree on the label, "All Lives Matter".
Eralia A You’re right. One person believes all lives matter, and the racist seeks to belittle their mission to make that happen by purposely misconstruing their claim that black lives matter too, taking energy and legitimacy away from a civil rights movement.
@Polaris Pike Guess what, everyone is racist to some extent. Spend any time in any non-white, non-western country, and you will see and hear a lot of racism.
@Polaris Pike I'm replaying to your 5 items above.
The fact that progressives feel sympathy for a demographic they know absolutely nothing about, nothing more than NPR can tell them, is not a virtue--it is not a virtue to project in such a way; rather it is narcissistic and conceited.
I'm not racist in fact I like all races, normal, black, gay and women
Newt What about Nascar though?
@@stielimusterman3066 Ayo fuck nascar
And of course never forget that poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids
You forgot that islam is also a race now.
But christianity is not.
That's why if you question islam, you are a racist, but if you question christianity, you are NOT.
Dude, the half marathon sucks
Aged like a fine wine!
This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day…so I came back 3 years later to watch it again lol
Holy crap this 100% spot on
The “technically I don’t consider Jewish people white” killed me 💀
At least he referred to them as people
Based
"White privilege!"
So jews as well?
"No, not technically they are not white"
Yes, technically, they are.
I guess they forgot about African Jews
@@kokako5214 why do people care if their Jewish the literal only difference ifrom Christianity is they don’t think Jesus existed like why is it such a big deal
I think putting rasist and woke people in one room and not allowing them the say who they are would be a good show
broooooo..... someone do this
Have fun trying to find the mythical "woke" person. Or just buy a scarecrow. Still a strawman either way
I mean, as soon as one of the racist people says "I think *certain ethnic group* should die" the cat will be out of the bag 🤷🏾♂️
@@rivashanmolefi7326Not if they say white people
I NEED THIS!
1:25 well it's actually happening now, they are starting to agree on this as well. Truly astonishing
It’s so refreshing to finally reach the sensible part of the internet
Dear Ryan - NEVER apologize for this, not even when the cancel culture mob comes knocking. Please.
If the cancel culture comes for him, it will be a good thing. Cancel culture would actually increase his RUclips Traffic.
FACTSSSSSS
Robert Phelps tru
Did he misrepresent woke people? Nope. Although they make take offense at being compared to vile racists!
Never apologize to the left
Honestly the whole political climate right now is like a circus that's on fire, where no one is trained, all the clowns are dead, and the elephants are eating people.
A fire at a circus? That’s intents
Yea, I suppose that sounds about right. Close enough.
Nah elephants are empathetic. They’re dead and clowns are all that’s left
iDrowned @intents I see what you did there HAHAHAHAAAHA
@@anthea9697 Don't associate clowns with these people, we don't want them either
This has aged beautifully like a fine Italian wine
The only distinction is that woke people talk like this openly in mainstream media and in education, whereas pretty much nobody talks like the other guy. It's not tolerated by the majority of people in society. When someone's called a racist these days I assume that they probably said they're against race swapping in some movie or something. It's lost all meaning.
these newer comments are some of the most racist i've seen in awhile tbh, but its more about the rasist acts that people commit, and the racist things they say behind the scenes,if being racist is seen as bad, why would they quit? they would just stop making it prominent, and say bad stuff in the backround, where they dont get caught.
Want to know how completely and utterly blind you are that our only conclusion is that you live under a rock?
That you think there are no racists that are open about it.
Only thing that would have made this better is if they swapped the shirts randomly and never pointed it out
Bruh
Bruuuhhhhhh
They did 1:17
HA! GOT EMMMMM!
That would not be better, that would be trying too hard
@@dogperson432 150 people disagree with you.
No joke, I applied for a job that had the disclaimer: “We don’t discriminate based on race, religion, sex, etc.,” followed by: “Women and minorities are strongly encouraged to apply.”
Her and her girlfriend were super cool, smoked weed together, but they did NOT work. Lol
Kinda like a lot of colleges today.
"Yeah we don't discriminate against people because of their race, sexuality, etc. Anyways if you're gay or black you can get a scholarship entirely because you're gay or black and hey, fuck you straight white people."
See that’s the problem. This is called positive racism. In America they flipped the idea of racism to hire based on race, which in itself is racist.
-Coming from a Pakistani-American guy
@@andrea_ottaviano_augusto88 saying someone has internalized racism = admitting that you, yourself, are a racist and a bigot.
@@lightscameras4166 you can’t “flip the idea of racism”. Racism is racism. It’s that simple.
I wanted to laugh. Genuinely. Its made me realize how far we regressed.
n-no, i'm not woke, i'm racist!
the difference being one knows who they are and the other are hypocrites!
Can we add "White couples should not adopt needing black children" to this video, because apparently this is also up there now
@A for Carrot twitter.com/DrIbram/status/1309916696296198146
Also "only black teachers should teach black children."
@@Dennis-nc3vw I actually agree with that. I want to be challenged, not treated like I'm less
@@kiwikiwi2483 if you're taught by another race you're being treated as less? ....makes perfect sense... 🙄
@@benj1b Little boy, stop acting as if white teachers don't teach little Johnny something different and more advanced than what they teach little Jerome
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it's strange that "people of color" is acceptable but "colored people" is racist.
The way I see it, both are pretty racist
Holy. I cannot believe I've never thought about that before
Or how about when someone says “I have a friend that happens to be black” you know saying it like it was an accident that he’s black.
So colored people is racist but people of color isn’t? What are white people? People of no color
They don't have the same historical connotations.
@@Not-Ap How is history relevant to how we talk in everyday parlance? I'm never out with the homies talkin bout the historical connotations of wearing a Hugo Boss fragrance, even though he was a Nazi. I just tell my homie he smells good before I suck his dick.
That was a STRONG finish.
No, why does everyone keep saying it? That was the one bad line in the whole skit. If SJWs didn't consider Jewish people White, that would blow a huge whole in their "White Privilege" narrative. Why would MTV decoded make a video titled 'Why is the 1% so White' if they didn't think Jews were White?
That emphatic "neither do I" at the end is just... *chefs kiss* 😂 you almost believe him
The sad part is that this isn't even satire. This is reality
Unless you’re woke. They think they are the exception.
To every reactionary it is. If it's the same, why can we all tell whose side made this?? It's almost ... Fundimental.
@@HOVNA You can tell who wrote this because only one group is dumb enough to not understand their hypocrisy
@@qabbala1015 Only one is dumb enough to equate surface level statements to make themselves not look absolutely insane :) Basically: "See they are also bad so don't feel bad for being racist, everybody is"
@@HOVNA The difference is that there are maybe a few thousand actual racists in the US, whereas being woke has taken over an entire dimension of political discourse. Being woke is racist, you shouldn't have to have this pointed out
5.2K dislikes are from woke people and racists, lol.
Ahh the English language. Woke people will that as two separate entities "the Woke" and "the Racist" like "the short and the tall". The rest of us will read that as 1 entity "the woke and racist" like "the short and fat"
There is very little difference between the two...hence the video...
Yea right, actual racists are loving what's going on right now. Watching races beg for special treatment from white people because they're convinced without the white man's help they don't stand a chance is the ultimate for white supremacists. Then add in the fact that they're segregating not only their businesses and income but also their overall imprint on society along with their viability to "live like a white person"
Unlike us woke Racists
'Woke people and racists' is redundant.
Aged like fine wine
RUclips sketches are ten-a-penny. This is gold. Love it. This is your parrot sketch, your four candles, your going out for an English. It's never getting better than this. Bravo
One more similarity: both take issue with "All Lives Matter."
That is horrifyingly spot on.
😭
You mean the racist dog whistle phrase? Why would a racist have a problem with that?
many racists love all lives matter
@@noisemachine5731
Racist=lives of one race matter more than others
Non racist= all lives are equal and matter in terms of race
You=racist love all lives matter
Great logic skills there buddy. You can’t be racist and love all lives
"Black people should be free"
"Black people should be free"
💀💀💀💀
OMG that one took me second to get. That's some of the best harshly clever word play I've seen in a while
@@bxy3900 Free could mean "having freedom" or free as in "sold for zero dollars"
Free, i like free
This took me a second to get
10th May 2024 here. This is still relevant today.