Even ptera is questionable its face is a literal spear and if starts swooping and pecking at you like a magpie there's not much you can do still probably 70% ish in your favor though (with no flying)
"I can jump on a galli and weight it down" Ostriches are literally used as mounts, a galli won't be immobilized with the weight of a human. Even worse if we're talking about the featherless evrima gallis, the scales have less friction than feathers, making you more likely to just slide off when it's bucking around. "Evrima Boar would be extreme diff" oh so like a real life boar
Yeah I genuinely had no clue what are boy was on about with Gali 😭 cassowaries are considered the worlds dangerous bird and there SMALLER THaN OSTRICHES! And bros here treating galli likes it’s nothin 💀
I have to say, you're a very optimistic man if you think you have a chance at killing a 250 kg giraffe-size azharchid. I suppose a good way to keep things into perspective is that many of these animals can get as big or bigger than bears (and I don't think anyone could beat a bear in fisty-cuffs, let alone wrestling).
0:39 Ima js say this right off the bat. Yes austro weighs 320kg which is about 100kg more than the average weight of a lion 😃 And even THREE! of the most jacked body builders couldnt win a tug a war with a single lion that was barley trying 💀 So even the majority of the small tiers are js gonna tear right through you xd but hey are boy orni here is js built different ig x3
I disagree with Ankylosaurus. You would just break your hands in the process. Also, it has protected eye-lids if my memory serves right. No chance. Megalania? No chance either. Literally komodo dragon on crack. I have no idea how the concept art alone doesn't say otherwise.
Putting a human against animals without any tools just hand to hand combat is the biggest nerf you have to consider giving yourself a sturdy branch you found or something of the sort
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Orni, broski, my guy, my fellow. I love and respect you, I don't doubt for a moment that you're a competent beast when it comes to combat, I myself have practiced boxing and kyokushin karate for years, but some of these takes are absolutely wild so lemme pull a quick Dr. Grant on ya. Austroraptor - there's no way any person is taking on an austro unarmed, and the fact that a person simply cannot beat a cassowary in a head on fight is proof enough. It looks spindly but that's based on human standards, in reality that neck is a tube of wiry muscle you have no hope of successfully choking, at the very least because the animal isn't just gonna let you try this - it's gonne bite down and start kicking you in the guts with those knives it's got on its feet. Realistically, it should be in the No Chance tier. Ankylosaurus - at first I thought that was a joke. There is quite literally nothing even the most buff dude can possibly do to an Ankylosaurus without any form of weapon. Even blinding it isn't an option - again, the animal isn't gonna just stand there and take it, the moment you grab its heat it's gonna ram you into the ground and start pushing its entire weight into your guts. Even worse if we're talking about The Isle's anky, that thing is specifically designed to be faster and more agile so if you had a slight chance of evading the club of a real Ankylosaurus that chance is completely gone with an Isle one. No Chance tier for that one, too. Quetzalcoatlus - again, belongs in No Chance. You just can't convince me you or anyone else could reasonably beat a giraffe-heron with an 8ft long spear on it's face specifically designed to hunt animals within a human's size range. You're not getting a chance to break anything, you're getting impaled the moment you get anywhere near it. Azhdarchids are no joke, they are not nearly as fragile as they might seem. Those bones are designed to withstand the pressure of lifting and keeping a 100-200kg animal in the air, you're just not breaking them with your hands. Even tearing the membrane is not an option, pterosaur wings are comprised of multiple layers of tough, elastic muscle tissue, you'd need a stabbing knife if you want to poke a hole in it. Megalania - do you reckon you could beat up a komodo dragon in a fight? Genuinely? Because I'm far from convinced. Varanids are BEASTS, absolute powerhouses, even smaller species are capable of seriously hurting you just by idly moving their arm across your body. There is no way you can reasonably kill a komodo dragon, much less a monitor up to three times its size, that's simply outrageous. Rugops - any animal big enough to idly look you in the eyes is one you need to run from immediately. The scenario you proposed almost sounds like something straight outta Baki - dude ain't gonna wait for you to grab something in its throat, the moment it feels someting in its mouth it's gonna snap those jaws and start thrashing. Have you seen what a water monitor does to a large rabbit? It's not a pretty sight, and it wouldn't be much different than what would happen if you tried to pull some shit with a Rugops. Honorable mentions: Dryosaurus - I actually really respect how you recognized the sheer mass and girth of this animal, but I still think you underestimate it. Again, any animal large enough to look a person in the eyes is a serious threat. One may be able to tackle and kill a dryo, but that would be an incredibly rare exception similar to the rare cases of a person killing a brear barehanded. Dilophosaurus - no complaints there, though for a moment I was worried you're gonna underestimate it. Just a reminder - an adult Dilophosaurus is larger than a polar bear, and possibly significantly more nimble. There's not a person in existence who would be able to tackle one unarmed, you'd need some actual, ranged weapons if you want to kill it. Something a lot of people tend to forget or don't even realize to begin with is that reptiles are incredibly tough, wiry animals, and dinosaurs were likely no different. A reptile is generally significantly tougher than a mammal of the same size, and humans are remarkably fragile mammals for their size, so any archosaur that is even close to human size is already gonna be an insane challenge to take down. Cheers man, looking forward to the next video!
Wow this response was amazing. I’ll add this at the end of my next video. This deserves its own recognition thank you for this💎on further consideration,I believe you’re correct in everything you have said.
OMG you're a martial artists too? I'm doing karate right now and I'm gonna get my blue belt by tomorrow or Sunday. But now I've just haven't got time to work on my self as a fighter since I have a lot of things rn such as GCSE's to worry about. But when summer break starts, then there's my chance to get in shape. Anyways I really found this interesting, as usual. This video was super interesting to watch. I'm excited for more Isle content from you :)
Im sorry, but there is literally no chance of you taking a rugops. 5m long and weighs 410kg, and this is the lower estimate. Oh and if a quetz spears you once you die, so there is no way you can take one either. Okay, im later in the video, so i get the rugops thing is a joke, but i dont think the austro is a joke, despite being longer than rugops while also being moderately built, there is no way even a professional boxer is taking down an austroraptor hand to hand. Anyway good video man, these are just small gripes
I’m 78 kg 185 cm tall with Muay Thai training and almost the whole rooster is ending me The guy who said he can take on a Utah is so cap I’m sorry I don’t even think prime mike Tyson could take it.
here's the thing. in a hand-to-hand fight, biggest thing i'd say i could take would be a herra (and that's in best case scenario). but if i have even a hunting knife, i could punch up to possibly omni
no js no. Omni is heavier than a lion, infact its heavier than the heaviest lion ever recorded! So unless your completely js built different even with a knife your not punching up to omni xd
4:38 Pro tip - most animals don’t have specific ligaments in their legs which renders them unable to do a split. So if you theoretically spread a compie’s legs and made it do a split, it’s bottom half of the body would rip in two.
@@Orni-Mega-Lonyx I do taxidermy so I have to know anatomy. Also that’s how you can gut a rabbit if you don’t want to take the knife out. Just split their legs quickly and forcefully, and their guts will fall out.
already orni forgot at 2:46 that an anky if it was in a straight line could just run him down then bash him, using itself as a battering ram, its a 4-8 ton creature, it would be easier for it to just run into you or crush you than to hit you with a tail.
Reality : bro gets done in by a 2 compy team next to some random carcass. Seriously though its like that time mike Tyson asked a zookeeper to let him fight a gorilla and he said no.
Let’s be real you can’t do anything to the enter roaster other than hypsi, compy, Pterodactylus, Oreo and then you might have a small chance against dryo, herra and minmi and pteranodon
Ava is basically a boar with armor. No chance. Have you ever seen what boars do to people? Anky also evolved to take hits from other ankys. Even if you get to the head you're not doing anything to it. Good luck with that one. I would actually put pachy lower because my own experience with sheep has proven that you can just push their heads to the side and force them to disengage. Like, yeah it's a bit bigger but probably not as clever either. At the very least you could control the pace of the fight if it didn't get the jump on you and trample you to death. Might get scratched up by those head spikes though.
You really think you could take on a quetz??? It’s as tall as a giraffe and if you even try to attack it you’re gonna get skewered by its beak, or disoriented by its wings…
There is no way a human is gonna beat the isle ava 1v1 with no weapons. It's like a hog on steroids Even just a Beipi would be really scary. You will probably kill it easily, but one slash with his claws on your legs and you will bleed out. But no serious hate! The video is entertaining :)
You vs a cannible. Sorry, but I think that fight is over before it even starts. I'm not a martial artist, but I doubt any kind of hand to hand combat is going to help against a 8 -9 ft humanoid that has superior speed, agility and raw strength
Игры
I may have been on some liquid courage whilst recording this
My brother, it shows
It must have ran out at 10:04 cause bro said he could beat a theri in a fight for a sec 😭
Let's be honest; it's just Oro, Hypsi, Compy, Homalo, and Ptera...
Velo and 1 troodon too (even tho It would be a nasty fight.)
Pteranodon is the same size as us
@scottthesmartape9151 fucking and? They're made of actual paper, regardless on if they're as tall as we are, they're as heavy as a medium-small dog
Even ptera is questionable its face is a literal spear and if starts swooping and pecking at you like a magpie there's not much you can do still probably 70% ish in your favor though (with no flying)
If I get a hold on his neck, fights over
Minmi would atomize you, reanimate you just to prove that it could, and then atomize you again.
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I actually disagree
Can u beat orni on 1 v 1
Anos is shivering
I fully believe my hatred for the isle's stego would give me the power needed to take one down irl
With all due respect, any unarmed human is TWEAKING if they thing they're killing something larger than like 100kgs.
So you think you couldn't beat a deer or gazelle?
@@Funghios no
@@Funghios deers can do the bike kick i belive its called. Walk on two legs temprarely and just kick as we see in some videos
@Funghios A doe, maybe. A buck? Hell no
@@Misto_deVito6009 a big doe would fold u like a lawn chair💀
that man will die if he goes on the island
We all would.
10:04 he was cooking for a second before the reality set in
2:36 ankys have armored eye lids 😬
I’m cooked
I like how you implied that you could take on 3 ton Para, love this energy.
Confidence is key
I love how he calls Allo by his government name every time 🤣
we all know taco would be in "would destroy my entire family tree" tier
Not the lobotomy kaizen tier
Worst part about him saying that he could take on rugops and mega is that those are literally human predators
"I can jump on a galli and weight it down" Ostriches are literally used as mounts, a galli won't be immobilized with the weight of a human. Even worse if we're talking about the featherless evrima gallis, the scales have less friction than feathers, making you more likely to just slide off when it's bucking around.
"Evrima Boar would be extreme diff" oh so like a real life boar
Yeah I genuinely had no clue what are boy was on about with Gali 😭 cassowaries are considered the worlds dangerous bird and there SMALLER THaN OSTRICHES! And bros here treating galli likes it’s nothin 💀
That’s like my only win-con
I have to say, you're a very optimistic man if you think you have a chance at killing a 250 kg giraffe-size azharchid. I suppose a good way to keep things into perspective is that many of these animals can get as big or bigger than bears (and I don't think anyone could beat a bear in fisty-cuffs, let alone wrestling).
Orni said
“Naw I’d win” xD
0:39 Ima js say this right off the bat. Yes austro weighs 320kg which is about 100kg more than the average weight of a lion 😃 And even THREE! of the most jacked body builders couldnt win a tug a war with a single lion that was barley trying 💀 So even the majority of the small tiers are js gonna tear right through you xd
but hey are boy orni here is js built different ig x3
If that’s true that’s insane
I disagree with Ankylosaurus. You would just break your hands in the process. Also, it has protected eye-lids if my memory serves right. No chance.
Megalania? No chance either. Literally komodo dragon on crack. I have no idea how the concept art alone doesn't say otherwise.
Anything below 100kg I can probably just strangle, throw or break with my bare hands.
This amount of confidence is absurd and shouldn't exist
that rugops tangent is delusional
Let a man breathe
Putting a human against animals without any tools just hand to hand combat is the biggest nerf you have to consider giving yourself a sturdy branch you found or something of the sort
Hi 😅
I really like your vibe and love the videos you make. I remember when you were a smaller RUclipsr-good old days. Anyway, I wanted to ask if you could make an The Isle RUclipsr rank list again. I really enjoyed the previous one. Anyway have a great day ^^
I plan to. Just depends when. Thank you for your kind words. I hope you also have a great day🙏🏼💎
@@Orni-Mega-Lonyx thanks you sound like a really nice person
Austro is just a Grizzly Goose
I wouldn’t mess with either 💀
Orni: If I fought adult dilo would I win?
Well if it used its venom it's venom it may give you abit of trouble. But would you lose?
Nah,I’d win
@@Orni-Mega-Lonyx 😂
Orni, broski, my guy, my fellow. I love and respect you, I don't doubt for a moment that you're a competent beast when it comes to combat, I myself have practiced boxing and kyokushin karate for years, but some of these takes are absolutely wild so lemme pull a quick Dr. Grant on ya.
Austroraptor - there's no way any person is taking on an austro unarmed, and the fact that a person simply cannot beat a cassowary in a head on fight is proof enough. It looks spindly but that's based on human standards, in reality that neck is a tube of wiry muscle you have no hope of successfully choking, at the very least because the animal isn't just gonna let you try this - it's gonne bite down and start kicking you in the guts with those knives it's got on its feet. Realistically, it should be in the No Chance tier.
Ankylosaurus - at first I thought that was a joke. There is quite literally nothing even the most buff dude can possibly do to an Ankylosaurus without any form of weapon. Even blinding it isn't an option - again, the animal isn't gonna just stand there and take it, the moment you grab its heat it's gonna ram you into the ground and start pushing its entire weight into your guts. Even worse if we're talking about The Isle's anky, that thing is specifically designed to be faster and more agile so if you had a slight chance of evading the club of a real Ankylosaurus that chance is completely gone with an Isle one. No Chance tier for that one, too.
Quetzalcoatlus - again, belongs in No Chance. You just can't convince me you or anyone else could reasonably beat a giraffe-heron with an 8ft long spear on it's face specifically designed to hunt animals within a human's size range. You're not getting a chance to break anything, you're getting impaled the moment you get anywhere near it. Azhdarchids are no joke, they are not nearly as fragile as they might seem. Those bones are designed to withstand the pressure of lifting and keeping a 100-200kg animal in the air, you're just not breaking them with your hands. Even tearing the membrane is not an option, pterosaur wings are comprised of multiple layers of tough, elastic muscle tissue, you'd need a stabbing knife if you want to poke a hole in it.
Megalania - do you reckon you could beat up a komodo dragon in a fight? Genuinely? Because I'm far from convinced. Varanids are BEASTS, absolute powerhouses, even smaller species are capable of seriously hurting you just by idly moving their arm across your body. There is no way you can reasonably kill a komodo dragon, much less a monitor up to three times its size, that's simply outrageous.
Rugops - any animal big enough to idly look you in the eyes is one you need to run from immediately. The scenario you proposed almost sounds like something straight outta Baki - dude ain't gonna wait for you to grab something in its throat, the moment it feels someting in its mouth it's gonna snap those jaws and start thrashing. Have you seen what a water monitor does to a large rabbit? It's not a pretty sight, and it wouldn't be much different than what would happen if you tried to pull some shit with a Rugops.
Honorable mentions:
Dryosaurus - I actually really respect how you recognized the sheer mass and girth of this animal, but I still think you underestimate it. Again, any animal large enough to look a person in the eyes is a serious threat. One may be able to tackle and kill a dryo, but that would be an incredibly rare exception similar to the rare cases of a person killing a brear barehanded.
Dilophosaurus - no complaints there, though for a moment I was worried you're gonna underestimate it. Just a reminder - an adult Dilophosaurus is larger than a polar bear, and possibly significantly more nimble. There's not a person in existence who would be able to tackle one unarmed, you'd need some actual, ranged weapons if you want to kill it.
Something a lot of people tend to forget or don't even realize to begin with is that reptiles are incredibly tough, wiry animals, and dinosaurs were likely no different. A reptile is generally significantly tougher than a mammal of the same size, and humans are remarkably fragile mammals for their size, so any archosaur that is even close to human size is already gonna be an insane challenge to take down. Cheers man, looking forward to the next video!
Wow this response was amazing. I’ll add this at the end of my next video. This deserves its own recognition thank you for this💎on further consideration,I believe you’re correct in everything you have said.
@@Orni-Mega-Lonyx Happy to be of service! Keep the kick ass videos coming, brother 👊
OMG you're a martial artists too? I'm doing karate right now and I'm gonna get my blue belt by tomorrow or Sunday. But now I've just haven't got time to work on my self as a fighter since I have a lot of things rn such as GCSE's to worry about. But when summer break starts, then there's my chance to get in shape. Anyways I really found this interesting, as usual. This video was super interesting to watch. I'm excited for more Isle content from you :)
Aww thank you. When it comes to gcses you’ll be fine. They aren’t that hard. Once they’re over I wish you have a fruitful summer🙏🏼
@@Orni-Mega-Lonyx Thanks man
this is a video I never thought id see. "dinosaurs i could beat in a fight" 😭
Im sorry, but there is literally no chance of you taking a rugops. 5m long and weighs 410kg, and this is the lower estimate. Oh and if a quetz spears you once you die, so there is no way you can take one either. Okay, im later in the video, so i get the rugops thing is a joke, but i dont think the austro is a joke, despite being longer than rugops while also being moderately built, there is no way even a professional boxer is taking down an austroraptor hand to hand. Anyway good video man, these are just small gripes
No stress it’s for jokes. I reckon a human full force could break some austro bones
@@Orni-Mega-Lonyxespecially since austro is a maniraptorian, which usually have hollow bones.
I feel like this was targeted towards me
"I will just put this in the background because i enjoy it" ahhh tiktok music
i'm going to give rugops the v rex treatment
alright I love your videos Orni but you got to understand it is next to zero for all carnivores, and medium herbivores
The moment you shove your arm down the rugop's mouth its gonna take your arm off like how a knife would go through butter.
I’m 78 kg 185 cm tall with Muay Thai training and almost the whole rooster is ending me The guy who said he can take on a Utah is so cap I’m sorry I don’t even think prime mike Tyson could take it.
Editing my comment because I am further into the video, but I wish I had this level of self assurance. Absurd!
Throat too. Doesn’t take a lot of pressure to collapse.
here's the thing. in a hand-to-hand fight, biggest thing i'd say i could take would be a herra (and that's in best case scenario). but if i have even a hunting knife, i could punch up to possibly omni
no js no. Omni is heavier than a lion, infact its heavier than the heaviest lion ever recorded! So unless your completely js built different even with a knife your not punching up to omni xd
Considering both Omni and Herra can both run faster than pretty much any person, and have teeth and claws, I don't see anybody beating them.
Considering the average person can kick with 1000PSI, one good hit to the head could rock a herra
eh, a raptor would kill you with a single bite so no chance, just no chance
4:38
Pro tip - most animals don’t have specific ligaments in their legs which renders them unable to do a split. So if you theoretically spread a compie’s legs and made it do a split, it’s bottom half of the body would rip in two.
How did you acquire such knowledge 🤔🤨
@@Orni-Mega-Lonyx
I do taxidermy so I have to know anatomy. Also that’s how you can gut a rabbit if you don’t want to take the knife out. Just split their legs quickly and forcefully, and their guts will fall out.
Fighting a protoceratops is like fighting a wombat I reckon
Now I wanna see a full video of just these scenarios with the owl
Quetz is a giraffe with a giant marabou stork beak, no way you can take one down...
You know what's crazy? Turkish, Nick, and I were literally talking about this the other day.
Great minds think alike
already orni forgot at 2:46 that an anky if it was in a straight line could just run him down then bash him, using itself as a battering ram, its a 4-8 ton creature, it would be easier for it to just run into you or crush you than to hit you with a tail.
Reality : bro gets done in by a 2 compy team next to some random carcass.
Seriously though its like that time mike Tyson asked a zookeeper to let him fight a gorilla and he said no.
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I don't know what kg is, so im going to pretend those numbers are American units so that it's lighter.
Kg (Kilograms) is pretty much just double pounds. 90 kg = roughly 200 lbs
@@jens-peterkline3495 Ty, that's actually pretty helpful!
What a fantasie😂😂😂its like Jens said
Shant might weigh 12 tons, but would it survive a Muay Thai elbow?
Hell nah🗣️🔥
Bro this post is so random 💀
(Vid was funny asf 😭🙏)
Can u beat orni on 1 v 1?
2:46 In a way yes, but practically you couldn't do anything to Anky either, and he can throw himself sideways, which would be a tie XD
I’ll take a stalemate 🤝
Outragous statements brother
Let’s be real you can’t do anything to the enter roaster other than hypsi, compy, Pterodactylus, Oreo and then you might have a small chance against dryo, herra and minmi and pteranodon
Fun fact! Herra outweighs a jaguars 🙂
Im still beating that utahraptor, im telling you.
I believe you
Ava is basically a boar with armor. No chance. Have you ever seen what boars do to people?
Anky also evolved to take hits from other ankys. Even if you get to the head you're not doing anything to it. Good luck with that one.
I would actually put pachy lower because my own experience with sheep has proven that you can just push their heads to the side and force them to disengage. Like, yeah it's a bit bigger but probably not as clever either. At the very least you could control the pace of the fight if it didn't get the jump on you and trample you to death. Might get scratched up by those head spikes though.
Lets be real, you stand NO chance against any of these Animals, but interesting vid lad lmao.
You really think you could take on a quetz??? It’s as tall as a giraffe and if you even try to attack it you’re gonna get skewered by its beak, or disoriented by its wings…
I think if I jump on its wings,it’s done for. As long as it can’t turn around as I’m ripping into its wings
you forget that as a human you have the ability of projectile weapons
ALSO IF A HERRERA HITS U IN THE TREES YOU ARE COOKED BRO
hell even if the herra misses ur still cooked xd bros 170kg moving at 45 miles per hour ur done for either way xd
omni is 650 kg and stands atleast 2 meters tall omni is underrated in terms of size
Hear me out, Omni is human victim
There is no way you think you'll be able to beat a Rugops easier than a Dryo xD
90 kg Beipi in low diff, okay big man, let's see you fighting a 30 kg Pitbull then.
I fully believe I could take down a pitbull.
@@Orni-Mega-Lonyx Just punch it really hard 👍
orni, i love you man, but this is what playing the isle for 7 years does to you. you are NOT getting a beipe.
I’m slaughtering a beipi mid diff
@@Orni-Mega-Lonyx dude beipe is like a bigger and deadlier cat
Beipi weighs as much as a Jaguar no joke
Trike would actually be light work because I'm smarter and I'm faster.
But how are you going to deliver the killing blow against a 8-9 tonne animal?
blud thinks he can take on an anky xd
If I stay away from its tail it can’t touch me
@@Orni-Mega-Lonyx it is coverd in armor and the only way to get close to his eyes is to risk getting biten
Probably the strongest dino i could beat in the fight with only my hands whould be taco or dryo
Orni, how can you have the audacity to say that you can beat a megalania
I have my methods~itachi Uchiha
Austro is around 6-5 feet tall
how are you gonna beat a quetz or megalania bro...
Just trust me
*minmi mops the entire roster no diff*
one marlin 45-70 and theyre all no diff
There is no way a human is gonna beat the isle ava 1v1 with no weapons. It's like a hog on steroids
Even just a Beipi would be really scary. You will probably kill it easily, but one slash with his claws on your legs and you will bleed out.
But no serious hate! The video is entertaining :)
Thank you Smurf 🙏🏼
You vs a cannible. Sorry, but I think that fight is over before it even starts. I'm not a martial artist, but I doubt any kind of hand to hand combat is going to help against a 8 -9 ft humanoid that has superior speed, agility and raw strength
Since they don’t have eyes,how would they know when I’m going to throw an overhand left
@@Orni-Mega-Lonyxyour southpaw?
Dinosaurs are lucky to become extinct💀
No diff all for me
Based
sorry bro but this is too innacurate n + its like a 1v1 no sneak attacks n allat
rougie is mage to kill people
bro you aint beating a monolophosaurus haha
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Not gonna lie... ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Nah son I could beat them all ez
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@@Orni-Mega-Lonyx yo fr fr i bet i could take on all the dinos LoL