Missing the exchange between Kermit and Rowlf after the Scooter/Rizzo verse: "You know, I may be mistaken, but the bellhops look like rats." "You should see the chambermaids!"
This collection tended to use alternate cuts and takes. There's also a change in the gag about the National Gallery: Collection version: Kermit: What's wrong with the drummer? He looks a little crazed. Zoot: Oh, he's just upset about missin' the Monet exhibit at the National Gallery. Movie version: Kermit: What's wrong with the drummer? He looks a little crazed. Zoot: Oh, he's just upset about missin' the Rembrandt exhibit at the National Gallery. Animal: RENOIR!
[Pops, verse 1] Oh, there's no fire in the fireplace There's no carpet on the floor Don't try to order dinner, There's no kitchen anymore But if the road's been kind of bumpy And you need to rest a spell [Everyone, chorus] Well, welcome home to Happiness Hotel! [Pops, spoken] Hey, how are you guys fixin' to pay? [Kermit] What are our choices? [Pops] A: credit card B: cash C: sneak out in the middle of the night [Fozzie] We'll take C. [Pops] Very popular choice. [Scooter, verse 2] If you've got luggage, keep it handy But you're runnin' out of luck 'Cause the bellhops ain't too organized, And the elevator's stuck [Rizzo] Still if you don't mind friendly animals And can learn to stand the smell [Everyone, chorus] Well, welcome home to Happiness Hotel! [Everyone, bridge] Welcome home (Welcome home) Welcome home (Welcome home) No matter where you wander You will never do as well [Floyd Pepper, verse 3] Okay, the lobby's lookin' shabby, And it's got the wrong address [Dr. Teeth] And the whole dang thing's been condemned By American Express [Janice] Still the management is cheerful Though the whole joint's gone to hell [Everyone, chorus] Well, welcome home to Happiness Hotel! [Kermit, spoken] You guys live here? [Floyd] Yeah, but only between gigs. So that means we've been here this time, what? Five years? [Janice] Well, yeah, but like, okay, you know. Our agent, you know? Like, he says, I mean, like, things are really gonna break as soon as we get our new glossies! [Kermit] What's wrong with the drummer? He looks a little crazed. [Zoot] Oh, he's just upset about missing the Monet exhibit at the National Gallery. [Rowlf (and the rats), verse 4] Oh, there are bugs (There are bugs) And there are lice (There are lice) [Scooter] Sure we have our little problems But you'll never beat the price! [Fozzie] You've got every kind of critter [Gonzo] You've got every kind of pest [Pops] But we treat them all as equals Just like any other guest [Electric Mayhem] Though you're cleaner than the others Still as far as we can tell [Everyone] You'll fit right in to Happiness Hotel [Kermit and Fozzie] We'll fit right in [Everyone] To Happiness Hotel! [Gonzo, spoken] Say cheese!
Bands need practice, Concerts end way past traditional bedtimes, Groupies, Drunken shenanigans, And entitled Fame behavior. This doesn't apply to all musical acts but Kermit asking is a good gag on the chilliest band to ever hit the stage... animal included
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reading book 5 or 6 Harry Potter this song comes to mine. it would be funny if they meet the Muppets in a Fanfiction with this song. and Sam is Right. We are all Weirdos. i take c with Harry potter's dad clod.
The Muppets didn't start off a children's entertainment. Hell, they didn't end that way either. Jim Henson created them for a late night show in Washington DC, and only got branded as a children's entertainer because of Sesame Street.
![Quando Rondo - Life Goes On [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/eIf3fhMXAow/mqdefault.jpg)
My favorite movie as a kid! 30 years later I still remember all of the lyrics
Missing the exchange between Kermit and Rowlf after the Scooter/Rizzo verse:
"You know, I may be mistaken, but the bellhops look like rats."
"You should see the chambermaids!"
This collection tended to use alternate cuts and takes. There's also a change in the gag about the National Gallery:
Collection version:
Kermit: What's wrong with the drummer? He looks a little crazed.
Zoot: Oh, he's just upset about missin' the Monet exhibit at the National Gallery.
Movie version:
Kermit: What's wrong with the drummer? He looks a little crazed.
Zoot: Oh, he's just upset about missin' the Rembrandt exhibit at the National Gallery.
Animal: RENOIR!
A. Credit Card
B. Cash
C. Sneak out in the middle of the night
yeah Harry and Hermione and Ron do that at Hogwarts Book 5 or books 6 take your pick.
Fanfiction idea
Because it's free and you don't have to pay at all
We will take C
the Winchester's lol
Red Card I’ll take C.
This song perfectly describes my first apartment!
*In Sam Eagle's Voice* .....You are all weirdos! ;)
"You are all weirdos!" The Muppets in a nutshell!
True we are all weirdos.
So are the Animaniacs.
@@DantheToonMan or Tiny Toons and Loony Tunes.
Yeah I guess so
Seth Carlow s8aa
"Don't try to order dinner; there's no kitchen anymore"
Then what did Beauregard drive through?
The laundry room, most likely.
[Pops, verse 1]
Oh, there's no fire in the fireplace
There's no carpet on the floor
Don't try to order dinner,
There's no kitchen anymore
But if the road's been kind of bumpy
And you need to rest a spell
[Everyone, chorus]
Well, welcome home to Happiness Hotel!
[Pops, spoken]
Hey, how are you guys fixin' to pay?
[Kermit]
What are our choices?
[Pops]
A: credit card
B: cash
C: sneak out in the middle of the night
[Fozzie]
We'll take C.
[Pops]
Very popular choice.
[Scooter, verse 2]
If you've got luggage, keep it handy
But you're runnin' out of luck
'Cause the bellhops ain't too organized,
And the elevator's stuck
[Rizzo]
Still if you don't mind friendly animals
And can learn to stand the smell
[Everyone, chorus]
Well, welcome home to Happiness Hotel!
[Everyone, bridge]
Welcome home (Welcome home)
Welcome home (Welcome home)
No matter where you wander
You will never do as well
[Floyd Pepper, verse 3]
Okay, the lobby's lookin' shabby,
And it's got the wrong address
[Dr. Teeth]
And the whole dang thing's been condemned
By American Express
[Janice]
Still the management is cheerful
Though the whole joint's gone to hell
[Everyone, chorus]
Well, welcome home to Happiness Hotel!
[Kermit, spoken]
You guys live here?
[Floyd]
Yeah, but only between gigs.
So that means we've been here this time, what? Five years?
[Janice]
Well, yeah, but like, okay, you know. Our agent, you know? Like, he says, I mean, like, things are really gonna break as soon as we get our new glossies!
[Kermit]
What's wrong with the drummer? He looks a little crazed.
[Zoot]
Oh, he's just upset about missing the Monet exhibit at the National Gallery.
[Rowlf (and the rats), verse 4]
Oh, there are bugs (There are bugs)
And there are lice (There are lice)
[Scooter]
Sure we have our little problems
But you'll never beat the price!
[Fozzie]
You've got every kind of critter
[Gonzo]
You've got every kind of pest
[Pops]
But we treat them all as equals
Just like any other guest
[Electric Mayhem]
Though you're cleaner than the others
Still as far as we can tell
[Everyone]
You'll fit right in to Happiness Hotel
[Kermit and Fozzie]
We'll fit right in
[Everyone]
To Happiness Hotel!
[Gonzo, spoken]
Say cheese!
(Sam The Eagle) You're all wridos!
Waldorf: I think that’s a good performance
Starlet: don’t you mean a no good performance
(Laugh)
I just have one thing to say about this:
WHY ISN'T ANYONE MAKING A KARAOKE/INSTRUMENTAL VERSION OF THIS?!
+LooneyTunerIan that would be awesome to have a Karaoke/instrumental of this song.
i love it.
There's an instrumental for the Muppets Vision 3D
Rowlf the Dog
awesome.
LooneyTunerIan well why don’t you?
I own this CD, and it’s impossible to remove the voices.
Pops: HEY GUYS!! SOMEONE'S CHECKING IN!!
Staff: CHECKING IN ?!?! 0:00
Being an adult means you understand why Kermit asked if the band lived there...
I don't get it.
Bands need to practice and they'll be practicing in their room which means they'll be loud at all hours@@jasongoldman3850
why?
Bands need practice, Concerts end way past traditional bedtimes, Groupies, Drunken shenanigans, And entitled Fame behavior.
This doesn't apply to all musical acts but Kermit asking is a good gag on the chilliest band to ever hit the stage... animal included
The house I grew up in we left 20 years ago on 4/11/2003 looks like the happiest hotel and it should have been condemned by American Express ha😄
I love wacky songs like this!
Isn't that like half of the songs that are Muppet-related (With the other half being tender-tearjerkers)? Not like that's a bad thing.
so do I love Wacky Songs too.
Me too 2️⃣❗️
R.I.P. Jim Henson and Jerry Nelson.
Also Joe Raposo and Jerry Juhl
And them too
And Richard Hunt!
"You are all weirdos, ugh!"
A. Credit Card
B. Cash
C. Sneak Out In The Middle Of The Night
We'll take C.
@@AntonioWQ635 very popular choice
Somebodys CHECKIN IN
Whoever would dislike the muppets must disapprove of happiness
my favorite song of all time
Didn’t grow up watching muppets but this song is amazing!
I gotta call room-service. Oh.....there's no phone.
This definitely reminds me of I have a dream from tangled.
You are all Weirdos!
Ugh!
weird SAL cx
Somebody's checking in!
This is really catchy
this is my favourite song from this movie.
WELL, WELCOME HOME TO HAPPINESS HOTEL 2:29
welcome home to the happiness hotel!!!
SOMEBODY'S CHEKIN' EEN?
Certified hood classic
They're nice weirdos. Gonzo Rocks!.
My favorite
My 2nd favorite muppet song
What's your favorite?
Clara Vanessa, Susie Taylor, & Amy Brandis - Happiness Hotel (2017)
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2017 Honda Ridgeline
Nice song
Renoir!
And Zoot originally said "Rembrandt", at that. XD
No kitchen anymore yet the Swedish Chef makes spaghetti...
So...do they do this everytime someone comes in?
I sure HOPE SO
They wouldn’t have written a full blown musical number if they didn’t.
@@MasterArchfiend And they really did fit right in. Fozzie hit the key change and everything.
Bruce Swanson ft. Donna Bronswick - Happiness Hotel (2015)
2010 Mazda 3 Hatchback
1996 Ford Explorer
1997 GMC Jimmy
1995 Lexus SC 300
1992 Isuzu Impulse Sedan
2005 Chrysler Sebring
reading book 5 or 6 Harry Potter this song comes to mine.
it would be funny if they meet the Muppets in a Fanfiction with this song.
and Sam is Right.
We are all Weirdos.
i take c with Harry potter's dad clod.
Okay I'm going to write this because immediately after reading it I thought it was perfect
@@BestOnThursdays that's awesome looking forward to read on Fanfiction.net .
have a nice week and weekend and 2020 new year my friend.
🎵Welcome home to Hogwarts Hotel🎵
Say cheese! Hahaha!
You are all weirdos! Ugh!
Behold! The rejected theme song for Fawlty Towers.
It's lit lol
I've been condemned by American express as well
Super Squirrel Why?
@@Enterprise-D666 it's better if you don't know
Super Squirrel Ooooookaaaay.
You are all weirdos!
Mine well cool the muppets I am really fan of those muppets
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they said "HELL" and a childrens song?
Who said it is a "children's song"?
+matt k. Janice says it in her singing line
matt k. common knowledge its a childrens movie
The Muppets didn't start off a children's entertainment. Hell, they didn't end that way either. Jim Henson created them for a late night show in Washington DC, and only got branded as a children's entertainer because of Sesame Street.
+MichaelHansenFUN No. This is not a children's movie, and the Muppet's as a franchise isn't exclusively for children. It's family, but way more adult
nice
the fresh beat band
Everybody....WELCOME HOMEEEE
why is there no kitchen anymore?
They couldn't pay for the food
Shareholder you are British, stakeholder you are American !
Somebody’s checking in?
why would somebody use the would HELL in a children's song??I know I wouldn't.
It's the Muppets, not Sesame Street.
The Muppets are more adult oriented. I mean, the first episode of the Muppet show was named "Sex and Violence"
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You are all weirdos.
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