Bum news - Peculiar Portions Podcast #48

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @rrhhhheeeaaaa
    @rrhhhheeeaaaa 2 года назад +299

    The best part of this pp is seeing OUR GOOD BOY DAFYDD ALIVE AND WELL

    • @MrDipz158
      @MrDipz158 2 года назад +48

      This was a pre-recording :(
      But it was confirmed on twitter it was a fake haha

    • @Mindflood18
      @Mindflood18 2 года назад +19

      Do you think they'll keep sawed off head Daf when they record a Peculiar Portions after Lewis' Trolley Problem? I hope so

    • @nilsolaf7318
      @nilsolaf7318 2 года назад +13

      DAFYDD 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

    • @Jash0192
      @Jash0192 2 года назад +1

      Dafydd not davith mun!

    • @rrhhhheeeaaaa
      @rrhhhheeeaaaa 2 года назад +1

      @@Jash0192 I thank ya mun.

  • @SchutzmarkeGMBH
    @SchutzmarkeGMBH 2 года назад +256

    Welcome back to 'Calculating the average age of Simon's references'
    Not much this time I'm afraid
    21:09 Britney Spears - Stronger - 2000
    22:52 Alien Resurrection - 1997
    30:23 Jonny Briggs - 1985
    37:00 Shaggy - It wasn't me - 2000
    (38:29 Tycho Brahe's death 1546 - not gonna count this, it's hardly indicative of Simon's age)
    The average age of Simon's references today was 27

    • @SmokeyEdits
      @SmokeyEdits 2 года назад +11

      He did take history GCSE. Thank you for your service, my friend.

    • @TMarlands
      @TMarlands 2 года назад +3

      What is it with Tycho's death included? This is something we need for science

    • @SchutzmarkeGMBH
      @SchutzmarkeGMBH 2 года назад +16

      @@TMarlands That would bring the average up to 116 years

    • @asiri3D
      @asiri3D 2 года назад

      @@TMarlands haha well it is a myth but hey :P

    • @trise2033
      @trise2033 2 года назад +2

      (Tycho Brahe is also the character, avatar, and name de plume of Jerry Holkins of Penny Arcade, 1996-present. Simon does know this.)

  • @lordgrapejuice2708
    @lordgrapejuice2708 2 года назад +40

    "The year was 1964. Ration books were still going. I hadn't ever seen a banana"
    In dunno why, but I laughed so hard at this part.

  • @Cyrathil
    @Cyrathil 2 года назад +60

    It's good to see Daf the Dog still alive. It's nice that he recovered from having his head cut off.

  • @joemcareavey6384
    @joemcareavey6384 2 года назад +175

    Any chance we come get a PP where the real Daf wears a dog suit and sits on Simon's lap?

    • @alfredhadesworth9253
      @alfredhadesworth9253 2 года назад +44

      And no one acknowledges it's not the toy daf

    • @Nillerus
      @Nillerus 2 года назад +13

      This is already a common occurrence. They just don't film it.

    • @null_focus5512
      @null_focus5512 2 года назад +5

      This sounds like a kink

    • @larryhoover2541
      @larryhoover2541 2 года назад +15

      @@null_focus5512 Not a sex thing.

    • @praharin
      @praharin 2 года назад

      @@null_focus5512 and now we all know who’s kink it is. Right Joe McAreavey?

  • @mackpackable
    @mackpackable 2 года назад +26

    I lost my bum in a tragic debumming accident and I am outraged.

  • @bounderby99
    @bounderby99 2 года назад +55

    There was a serious missed opportunity to call the business “Buttlers”

    • @CityState_of_Valletta
      @CityState_of_Valletta 2 года назад +3

      I think it would be too sly. Clients would want a refund when their butlers show up pantsless

    • @capulcinka
      @capulcinka 2 года назад

      or Bummlers :D

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat 2 года назад +31

    Simons Welsh impression will never get old. LOL!
    "We don't have enough bums." - Lewis Brindley 2022
    "Because of the pandemic, there is a national shortage of guys." - News article 2022

  • @SFM_2
    @SFM_2 2 года назад +24

    When you burp, fart, and sneeze at the same time, your body takes a screenshot.

    • @knitterknerd
      @knitterknerd 2 года назад

      I laughed much harder at this than is reasonable.

  • @EvileDik
    @EvileDik 2 года назад +11

    Simon:- "it's 2022 you should not have naked men at corporate events" ....Lewis's face as he recalls _that_ Jingle jam.

  • @Dewi-H
    @Dewi-H 2 года назад +22

    23:55
    "there is a national shortage of guys" sounds like the plot of World's End Harem.

  • @jerrywalton408
    @jerrywalton408 2 года назад +63

    Butlers with Bums, need to be hired for the Jingle Jam.

    • @ryankunst668
      @ryankunst668 2 года назад +7

      Imagine if they did it without telling Lewis, so mid stream a bunch of scantily clad buff men come barging into the recording with trays of drinks and food and Lewis is just bewildered.

    • @Balsiefen
      @Balsiefen 2 года назад

      Well it's one way of getting Joe Hickson back into the Yogscast.

  • @Thromash
    @Thromash 2 года назад +8

    Could hear that muffled laugh in the back while Simon was screaming.
    Applaud the effort lol

  • @thefinal9923
    @thefinal9923 2 года назад +18

    Now this is news that makes a good PP this Friday

  • @X6Darkstar6X
    @X6Darkstar6X 2 года назад +4

    Loved it. Watch everything on this channel, but this is by far my favorite. Gets better every video, podcast version is not enough for me.

  • @radrush_mx957
    @radrush_mx957 2 года назад +17

    simon is right, you should let frozen peas defrost before feeding them to ducks.

  • @AndresIndoril
    @AndresIndoril 2 года назад +1

    I am so glad that Simon has his finger in the cake of the modern man.

  • @feastuponthecat
    @feastuponthecat 2 года назад +9

    Imagine if there were a device like a butt plug that is also a flute like instrument that makes a tune every time you pass gas. You got a merch store. Grab your Yogscast Butt Flutes today!

    • @RubelliteFae
      @RubelliteFae 2 года назад +2

      I feel like I've seen such a device before, but maybe it was a gag in a movie?

    • @BesaOMC
      @BesaOMC 2 года назад

      The good ol’ butt whistle

  • @bellumadest
    @bellumadest 2 года назад +3

    Nice to see you two are still friends and still making content 👍

  • @SuperEpicNiceGuy
    @SuperEpicNiceGuy 2 года назад +7

    I feel this episode should come with a warning that says 'this episode was filmed before the horrific death of Davith the dog'

  • @TheMetallicBurrito
    @TheMetallicBurrito 2 года назад +3

    Less than 2 minutes in and I'm already hooked.

  • @bushybeardedbear
    @bushybeardedbear 2 года назад +9

    They aren't _really_ Butlers though are they? They're just hired eye candy who do a bit of a clean and tidy.
    A real butler _lives_ with his charge. They're a live in servant. I can't imagine one of these muscly care takers truly _butling_ for the Billionaires of this world...

    • @bushybeardedbear
      @bushybeardedbear 2 года назад

      Wait, holding in a fart for two years...? Solid Steel Sphincter aside, just fart. Make a game of it. Score your farts around your friends and family.

  • @beng13ful
    @beng13ful 2 года назад

    pls never stop posting these thx xo :)

  • @allby9
    @allby9 2 года назад +6

    The true reason why Lewis pushes is because of the bum envy

  • @AlexxAndHisGuitar
    @AlexxAndHisGuitar 2 года назад +8

    Why didn't they call it Buttlers

  • @EdinMike
    @EdinMike 2 года назад +2

    “What were like at 22?”…
    I genuinely don’t remember what I did 15 years ago,..
    I might go cry…😞

    • @knitterknerd
      @knitterknerd 2 года назад

      Probably the same as me. Trying to enjoy the journey into adulthood, making plans for the future, blissfully unaware of the economic crash that's about to ruin those dreams.

  • @radrush_mx957
    @radrush_mx957 2 года назад +4

    if i can’t hide my fart and someone notices, i always laugh, farts are funny.

  • @godriclondon9535
    @godriclondon9535 2 года назад +1

    The last time Simon gave Lewis the good news and bad news... Shadow of Israphel.
    Simon: "Good news, I've found our way out... Bad news, we are going to drown."
    Lewis: "..Right"

  • @OriginalScuffler
    @OriginalScuffler 2 года назад +4

    Oh yeah, strong jeremy, those buns. Why would we ever give the bad nes. Take me Jeremy!

  • @WeirdWackyWonderfool
    @WeirdWackyWonderfool 2 года назад +3

    Everyone watching: googles Daniel Ford tattoo 👀

  • @1974rednaxela
    @1974rednaxela 2 года назад +4

    You guys are hilarious, the (not)farting barista 😂

  • @CasparAbelmann
    @CasparAbelmann 2 года назад +8

    Dav lives?!

    • @Jason0binladen
      @Jason0binladen 2 года назад

      The one that died was a stunt double I assume they are really cheap on Amazon

  • @Tachii31
    @Tachii31 2 года назад +3

    We don't talk about the accident where Lewis lost his ass...the assident, as it were.

  • @niros9667
    @niros9667 2 года назад

    Love this frickin show so much Dads

  • @CJMoody
    @CJMoody 2 года назад +6

    So wait, did she go that entire two years without farting? Not even in the bathroom?

  • @heyheyitsjae2475
    @heyheyitsjae2475 2 года назад +1

    I know these are ore recorded like hell, but it's nice to see Daf alive and well

  • @Justsomebiggerman2
    @Justsomebiggerman2 2 года назад

    Actually in the Car listening this time! XD Simon you wizard

  • @zbcrazy
    @zbcrazy 2 года назад +2

    Missed opportunity to call them Buttlers

  • @Skyscraper125
    @Skyscraper125 2 года назад +3

    Lewis is really channeling the Samurai vibes with that hair. He should just hold a katana, wear more samurai style clothes, and stay clean shaven to complete the transformation.

  • @PolygonAlley
    @PolygonAlley 2 года назад +2

    I hope Simon enjoyed the UK Ghost tour. What are his views on Twin Temple?

    • @A_Nameless_Ghoul_
      @A_Nameless_Ghoul_ 2 года назад +1

      Need More Comments about the Ghost shirt 🤣🤟🏻

  • @Keanine
    @Keanine 2 года назад +1

    34:35 Anyone get flashbacks to the yogpod?

  • @SolazLive
    @SolazLive 2 года назад +3

    The fart one isnt even possible, how would she go to the bathroom while also holding in a fart??? you dont have a seperate organ for holding fart gas

  • @Helldhaz
    @Helldhaz 2 года назад

    Ten o'clock up the bum face. Fantastic.

  • @mysterioushiggs
    @mysterioushiggs 2 года назад +1

    You guys should do something with Butlers With Bums. Who from the Yogscast wants to get trained as a Bum Butler? xD

  • @mrtoejam3
    @mrtoejam3 2 года назад +1

    I am Dave!Yognau(gh)t, and I have the frozen peas

  • @dylantantsidis2859
    @dylantantsidis2859 2 года назад +1

    Shadow of israphel chapter 2? 😂

  • @JessmanChicken86
    @JessmanChicken86 2 года назад

    I can't wait for the Daniel Forde follow up.

  • @grandmatrain1352
    @grandmatrain1352 2 года назад +1

    How did Lewis whistle like that?

  • @1tsUrDad
    @1tsUrDad 2 года назад

    Butlers with Bums serving the streamers at the next Jingle Jam perhaps?
    Just warn them about the possibility of accidental buggery ahead of time.

  • @ViolinPlayAlongsKM
    @ViolinPlayAlongsKM 2 года назад +1

    Not Mike Hunt, Mike Hass.

  • @blueeyeswhitemexican1999
    @blueeyeswhitemexican1999 2 года назад

    just looked up the video for the picture lol

  • @mapsir6791
    @mapsir6791 2 года назад +2

    omg DAV is ALIVE

  • @RALLIARTslyboy
    @RALLIARTslyboy 2 года назад +1

    Oh yeah I’m here too

  • @sirduckers1715
    @sirduckers1715 2 года назад

    We were bamboozled dav lives

  • @geoffreylarsen1033
    @geoffreylarsen1033 2 года назад

    its ok Simon and side kick Lewis, I do have one mighty bum and I WILL WATCH IT THROUGH!

  • @devinreitan6319
    @devinreitan6319 2 года назад

    Yeah we

  • @aspinnycracker
    @aspinnycracker 2 года назад

    Thank god. Daf is alive

  • @nathanmiller9381
    @nathanmiller9381 2 года назад

    petition for butlers with bums at the next jinglejam?

  • @g3ngar04
    @g3ngar04 2 года назад

    PPGANG

  • @scotthudson6181
    @scotthudson6181 2 года назад

    When reading bum news, one should always start at the bottom.

  • @vickywitton1008
    @vickywitton1008 2 года назад

    Not the ones in the pictures though!

  • @ryankunst668
    @ryankunst668 2 года назад +2

    So I went to find the article so I could see the uncensored photo (for research purposes), and it's worth noting that some articles have an alternate image which I dare say looks nicer.
    That is all.

  • @jjaaamm
    @jjaaamm 2 года назад

    They didn't think to just call it... Buttlers?

  • @divamon5602
    @divamon5602 2 года назад

    WOOO!

  • @DarkSoldier008
    @DarkSoldier008 2 года назад

    I like carrots too. But if they are over cooked. Or cooked in a bad way...

    • @evilemuempire9550
      @evilemuempire9550 2 года назад

      Or reheated, for some reason second-day cooked carrots just don’t keep

  • @knitterknerd
    @knitterknerd 2 года назад +1

    I'm kind of a goody-two-shoes. I've been known to drink with friends on a few occasions, but I don't really go out and get drunk. I'm not against tattoos, but I'd worry about what I'd enjoy for the rest of my life. But If, through some incredibly unlikely circumstances, I got drunk and had a stranger's name tattooed on my butt, I'm fairly certain I'd find it hilarious for the rest of my life.

  • @DarthRevan42
    @DarthRevan42 2 года назад +1

    R.I.P. THE LAST EPISODE OF DAF

  • @YeahDaryl
    @YeahDaryl 2 года назад

    Why's there a noose around Lewis' neck?

  • @argentandroid5732
    @argentandroid5732 2 года назад

    What would be your choice of joke name for a tattoo?
    I feel like Mike Scasole would be a good choice.

  • @glisa3801
    @glisa3801 2 года назад

    Okay really weird time to hear my name 😅 I am also a Kayley but I lack a bum tattoo of David Forde’s name

  • @BodyGuardCZ
    @BodyGuardCZ 2 года назад

    Lewis partner is called Jeremy ?

  • @baalrog887
    @baalrog887 2 года назад

    Lewis, my brother in Christ, you made the carrots, just stop making them

  • @Nygge1982
    @Nygge1982 2 года назад

    Who is TIna Berrett?

  • @RageQuitSon
    @RageQuitSon 2 года назад +1

    Sounds like a plot how I met your father would try to use.

  • @zacteur
    @zacteur 2 года назад

    At least the bumless won’t be butt-hurt

  • @keeferli8692
    @keeferli8692 2 года назад

    Daff is still alive it seems

  • @joshsuffield5045
    @joshsuffield5045 2 года назад

    Can someone Gif 5:15 please

  • @shvelgud
    @shvelgud 2 года назад

    Wait Lewis’s partner is called Jeremy?

  • @Bubblesthewitch
    @Bubblesthewitch 2 года назад

    Canadian here, why is it funny that caddish airport is all welsh? Is it in whale land? Is it even a British place? Are they trying to say Kurdish? Is Duncan Banksy? That last one is not related but British culture can be so confusing at times.

  • @epictom3423
    @epictom3423 2 года назад

    Epic

  • @mortedurban
    @mortedurban 2 года назад +1

    ducks love frozen pees

  • @Katstandfield
    @Katstandfield 2 года назад

    What on earth is Lewis wearing

  • @kommodore979
    @kommodore979 2 года назад +7

    What about s*x arse news?

  • @coppliable
    @coppliable 2 года назад

    wb x

  • @xNiiRUx
    @xNiiRUx 2 года назад +1

    so what if i asked for the good news first....
    ....
    ...
    ..
    ..
    .

  • @TheGardeinator
    @TheGardeinator 2 года назад +1

    strippin was a butler back in the day, that kind of butler.

  • @Yog-slagunar
    @Yog-slagunar 2 года назад

    Vat Grown Bums... The future is now

  • @lexavalentine3059
    @lexavalentine3059 2 года назад

    I guess Daffyd's days are numbered

  • @batt3ryac1d
    @batt3ryac1d 2 года назад +1

    You guys ought to do another adventure pack it's been a couple of years now.

  • @AdamTruslow
    @AdamTruslow 2 года назад

    Headphone wearers R.I.P. 19:55

    • @Magic__7
      @Magic__7 2 года назад +2

      only if you have your sound on max

    • @AdamTruslow
      @AdamTruslow 2 года назад

      @@Magic__7 my PC's sound card has decent power output so my DT770s are loud even on half volume

  • @tlaxietlkyon
    @tlaxietlkyon 2 года назад

    Simon waking up the whole house. You really should do better audio mixing.

  • @sigmarssohn81
    @sigmarssohn81 2 года назад

  • @shadowLurker4v
    @shadowLurker4v 2 года назад +3

    There is no good news these days, Lewis, it's just bad news or worse news v:

  • @Balsiefen
    @Balsiefen 2 года назад

    31:08 but you have a standing desk Lewis...

  • @Mogipbob
    @Mogipbob 2 года назад

    Imagine if the buttless butler ended up becoming a bum.

  • @Pistolsatsean
    @Pistolsatsean 2 года назад +3

    Or you just fart, and nobody cares because you are a human, and humans have to fart sometimes...

  • @vickywitton1008
    @vickywitton1008 2 года назад

    Much as I love these guys I would pay them to keep their clothes on! Sorry guys!

  • @essoess5705
    @essoess5705 2 года назад

    The 20 minute series was more fun, this is stretching it.

  • @ClavicusByle
    @ClavicusByle 2 года назад

    please stick with the animal news script for goodness sake

  • @Poptart21000
    @Poptart21000 2 года назад

    Mfw I remember how lewis and simon stole from their fans, didn’t deliver the game they promised, then took that money and bought nice computers, gave themselves raises, and rented an entire office building with the money. 🤦‍♂️