I think it was Erasmus who pointed out there is no reason to verificar the contents of a handkerchief after using it to blow one's nose. One won't find pearls there.
I was just about to say the same thing when I checked for similar comments! But seriously folks, in the interest of good medical health, you should check for the presence of blood in your stool. Brought to you by the good people of the Institute for Bowel Health
Where is the part about the common misconception, held by all truly stupid people? It's from this episode and it's brilliant but it doesn't seem to exist on youtube.
LISTER: Kryten, if you put that on, I'm not gonna help you out. I'm not helping you again, not this time. KRYTEN: You think I need _your_ help? You think I can't extract my own head from the waste disposal unit? CAT: It won't be the waste disposal, Frankenstein. This time I'm gonna unscrew your neck-bolts and microwave your head! KRYTEN: Frankenstein was the creator, not the monster. It's a common misconception, held by all truly stupid people. CAT: (Standing up) Don't correct me. You know how much I hate being corrected. It really gets my feckles up! He crosses to KRYTEN and stands nose-to-nose with him. KRYTEN: It's "hackles," you moron. It really get's your _hackles_ up. There's no such word as "feckles!" CAT: Feckles, heckles, hackles, schmeckles. Whatever the hell they are, they're up right now and pointed at you, buddy! KRYTEN: Yeah? CAT: Yeah!
Red Dwarf predating the 2020 lockdown by 18 years.
Boy, I'm glad Kryten is not there in my bathroom to observe my handling of toilet paper.
Yeah I sniff it too lmao.
@@flyhyland ew ew ew noooooo
Haha what Lister does after blowing his nose would be a walk in the park compared to that 😂
Lockdown 2020
After the pandemic, this episode is so relatable 😂
Because, if there's nothing in the handkerchief, it means you'd better look around and see where it is!
Or blow your nose a second time as clearly whatever you wanted shifting from your nasal cavity is still there.
I Always look for the Shakespearian sonnet I guess
Why do we look? We have to check for dirt, blood, or (depending on how hard you blow) brain matter. :)
To confirm that the annoying blockage in one's snout has, in fact, successfully been ejected.
Personally, I look for the original Jackson Pollack.
I look for the body of Jimmy Hoffa.
"Two damn hours!"
I think it was Erasmus who pointed out there is no reason to verificar the contents of a handkerchief after using it to blow one's nose. One won't find pearls there.
I always look because I like to make sure what I'm trying to get rid of is in the tissue if it isn't I'll blow again there we are mystery solved
Kryten's a robot, so he wouldn't necessarily know.
But only your own sensations will tell you if you deobstructed completely your airways. You can know that through sight only.
The winning numbers to the next Space Lottery
Kryten, my mechanoid friend, we humans, we just want to check if our brains haven’t come out.
I, for one, am looking for whatever was in that case in Pulp Fiction
Comes up everytime i blow my nose
" I mean *why*??"
I feel personally attacked by kryten
I always look!
you want to be more grossed out, good thing Kryten doesn't see him do it with toilet paper too!
I was just about to say the same thing when I checked for similar comments!
But seriously folks, in the interest of good medical health, you should check for the presence of blood in your stool.
Brought to you by the good people of the Institute for Bowel Health
Where is the part about the common misconception, held by all truly stupid people? It's from this episode and it's brilliant but it doesn't seem to exist on youtube.
LISTER: Kryten, if you put that on, I'm not gonna help you out. I'm not
helping you again, not this time.
KRYTEN: You think I need _your_ help? You think I can't extract my own
head from the waste disposal unit?
CAT: It won't be the waste disposal, Frankenstein. This time I'm gonna
unscrew your neck-bolts and microwave your head!
KRYTEN: Frankenstein was the creator, not the monster. It's a common
misconception, held by all truly stupid people.
CAT: (Standing up) Don't correct me. You know how much I hate being
corrected. It really gets my feckles up!
He crosses to KRYTEN and stands nose-to-nose with him.
KRYTEN: It's "hackles," you moron. It really get's your _hackles_ up.
There's no such word as "feckles!"
CAT: Feckles, heckles, hackles, schmeckles. Whatever the hell they are,
they're up right now and pointed at you, buddy!
KRYTEN: Yeah?
CAT: Yeah!
I found a video with part of that scene. It cuts out right after Kryten says "held by all truly stupid people."
@@djpduffy910Red Dwarf has the best banter