Red Dwarf - Quarantine [Kryten speach]

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  • Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
  • Kryten's rant about Lister's nose blowing

Комментарии • 33

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 Год назад +5

    Red Dwarf predating the 2020 lockdown by 18 years.

  • @joycekoch5746
    @joycekoch5746 2 года назад +21

    Boy, I'm glad Kryten is not there in my bathroom to observe my handling of toilet paper.

    • @flyhyland
      @flyhyland 2 года назад +1

      Yeah I sniff it too lmao.

    • @thatboredaroace
      @thatboredaroace Год назад +1

      ​@@flyhyland ew ew ew noooooo

    • @sarahwatkins4520
      @sarahwatkins4520 6 месяцев назад

      Haha what Lister does after blowing his nose would be a walk in the park compared to that 😂

  • @georgem7502
    @georgem7502 4 года назад +26

    Lockdown 2020

    • @sarahwatkins4520
      @sarahwatkins4520 7 месяцев назад

      After the pandemic, this episode is so relatable 😂

  • @rev.brianbarkley2289
    @rev.brianbarkley2289 6 лет назад +65

    Because, if there's nothing in the handkerchief, it means you'd better look around and see where it is!

    • @whovianhistorybuff
      @whovianhistorybuff 3 года назад +1

      Or blow your nose a second time as clearly whatever you wanted shifting from your nasal cavity is still there.

  • @kajcenkars
    @kajcenkars 4 года назад +22

    I Always look for the Shakespearian sonnet I guess

  • @UncleLance67
    @UncleLance67 10 лет назад +34

    Why do we look? We have to check for dirt, blood, or (depending on how hard you blow) brain matter. :)

  • @wishingwell12345
    @wishingwell12345 2 года назад +3

    To confirm that the annoying blockage in one's snout has, in fact, successfully been ejected.

  • @captmurdock
    @captmurdock 3 года назад +11

    Personally, I look for the original Jackson Pollack.

  • @user-iz9yc3rg5e
    @user-iz9yc3rg5e 3 года назад +10

    "Two damn hours!"

  • @thiagodeandrade7081
    @thiagodeandrade7081 2 года назад +2

    I think it was Erasmus who pointed out there is no reason to verificar the contents of a handkerchief after using it to blow one's nose. One won't find pearls there.

  • @whovianhistorybuff
    @whovianhistorybuff 10 лет назад +12

    I always look because I like to make sure what I'm trying to get rid of is in the tissue if it isn't I'll blow again there we are mystery solved

    • @cityman2312
      @cityman2312 3 года назад

      Kryten's a robot, so he wouldn't necessarily know.

    • @thiagodeandrade7081
      @thiagodeandrade7081 2 года назад

      But only your own sensations will tell you if you deobstructed completely your airways. You can know that through sight only.

  • @RobeonMew
    @RobeonMew 2 года назад +3

    The winning numbers to the next Space Lottery

  • @peterdefrankrijker
    @peterdefrankrijker 6 месяцев назад

    Kryten, my mechanoid friend, we humans, we just want to check if our brains haven’t come out.

  • @someguy13
    @someguy13 Год назад +1

    I, for one, am looking for whatever was in that case in Pulp Fiction

  • @ThomasSpettel
    @ThomasSpettel 11 месяцев назад

    Comes up everytime i blow my nose

  • @brianm2881
    @brianm2881 7 месяцев назад +1

    " I mean *why*??"

  • @scrubsrc4084
    @scrubsrc4084 Год назад

    I feel personally attacked by kryten

  • @modgetall
    @modgetall 11 лет назад +3

    I always look!

  • @matthewlloyd3255
    @matthewlloyd3255 2 года назад +2

    you want to be more grossed out, good thing Kryten doesn't see him do it with toilet paper too!

    • @tomstamford6837
      @tomstamford6837 2 года назад +2

      I was just about to say the same thing when I checked for similar comments!
      But seriously folks, in the interest of good medical health, you should check for the presence of blood in your stool.
      Brought to you by the good people of the Institute for Bowel Health

  • @tuschman168
    @tuschman168 11 лет назад +4

    Where is the part about the common misconception, held by all truly stupid people? It's from this episode and it's brilliant but it doesn't seem to exist on youtube.

    • @djpduffy910
      @djpduffy910 8 лет назад +14

      LISTER: Kryten, if you put that on, I'm not gonna help you out. I'm not
      helping you again, not this time.
      KRYTEN: You think I need _your_ help? You think I can't extract my own
      head from the waste disposal unit?
      CAT: It won't be the waste disposal, Frankenstein. This time I'm gonna
      unscrew your neck-bolts and microwave your head!
      KRYTEN: Frankenstein was the creator, not the monster. It's a common
      misconception, held by all truly stupid people.
      CAT: (Standing up) Don't correct me. You know how much I hate being
      corrected. It really gets my feckles up!
      He crosses to KRYTEN and stands nose-to-nose with him.
      KRYTEN: It's "hackles," you moron. It really get's your _hackles_ up.
      There's no such word as "feckles!"
      CAT: Feckles, heckles, hackles, schmeckles. Whatever the hell they are,
      they're up right now and pointed at you, buddy!
      KRYTEN: Yeah?
      CAT: Yeah!

    • @sarahwatkins4520
      @sarahwatkins4520 Год назад +1

      I found a video with part of that scene. It cuts out right after Kryten says "held by all truly stupid people."

    • @peterdefrankrijker
      @peterdefrankrijker 6 месяцев назад

      @@djpduffy910Red Dwarf has the best banter