"Hey! You! You're finally awake! You were trying to shake that thing like there's no tomorrow right? Danced right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there."
Damned Stormc**ks, if it wasn't for those moves, I'd have stolen your husband and been half way to Hammerfell by now. You, you and I don't belong here, it's these Male Strippers the Empire wants.
I want an alternative version of this where the Xen crystal actually is a crystal ball, and instead of a resonance cascade, it creates a light show and scientits start playing acid techno or deep house. However, because they strain their equipment, after a short while the lights go out and everything shuts down because they've tripped a breaker. Then in complete darkness someone lets out a massive fart thinking that nobody will know it's them, but the rest of the scientists immediately call them by name, and they start swearing it wasn't them, but someone else. Another scientist says "fuck it, who wants a joint?". Because farts are combustible, the guy trying to light his blunt causes the control room to explode. We see an explosion, we hear scientists screaming in agony. Screams are cut short and that's the end.
In this reality, Black Mesa was in charge of researching better methods for bitcoin mining. In this latest experiment, the science team was told that the crystal would be able to bump mining of bitcoin by 11.35%. This was not the case and the experiment ended up in a catastrophic failure and the event that would soon follow would be remembered as "The Bitcoin Cascade" in which Bitcoin Demons started appearing in the reality to mine the humans for their "human coin" or some crap like that.
Bro I just had an idea. You should make one where Gordon and a scientist are in the residence. Cascade and they get sent to the future "half-life 2" and everybody makes fun of their low polygon ass and the scientists get real mad or sumthin lol
Gorgeous Freeman origin story.
YESSS! SOMEONE FINALLY TALKS ABOUT GORGEOUS FREEMAN
oh my god look at that posterior
Bruh
@@theorangeheadedfella attracts big snakes
Gordon just went from the most hated man on earth to inter-dimensional sex symbol
The finest blades are forged from the hottest fires.
"Hey! You! You're finally awake! You were trying to shake that thing like there's no tomorrow right? Danced right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there."
I need this to happen...
Damned Stormc**ks, if it wasn't for those moves, I'd have stolen your husband and been half way to Hammerfell by now. You, you and I don't belong here, it's these Male Strippers the Empire wants.
"I'm not going to ask for anything in return"
"Now get in the sex dungeon, Gordy"
Oblivion's voice acting already sounded like it was AI generated so this fits all the more.
Yes
“Is that chocolate?” 💀
“That a$$h0l€ scammed us” 😂
4:11 That smirk creeps me the hell out
NOT THE CHOCOLATE COINS 0:52
Not only the scientists, but the science itself is acting unscientific. Thank you.
i'm now going to teach my friends to say "else you'll get the smoochies!" in regular conversation
I want an alternative version of this where the Xen crystal actually is a crystal ball, and instead of a resonance cascade, it creates a light show and scientits start playing acid techno or deep house. However, because they strain their equipment, after a short while the lights go out and everything shuts down because they've tripped a breaker. Then in complete darkness someone lets out a massive fart thinking that nobody will know it's them, but the rest of the scientists immediately call them by name, and they start swearing it wasn't them, but someone else. Another scientist says "fuck it, who wants a joint?". Because farts are combustible, the guy trying to light his blunt causes the control room to explode. We see an explosion, we hear scientists screaming in agony. Screams are cut short and that's the end.
2:32 had me fucking rolling
I think this is where the xbox logo was created
Huh, the original XBOX startup and the Resonance Cascade are quite similar. 🤔
i always forget how earrape the resonance cascade is at full volume lmao
Authentic gameplay.
I wonder who paid them to send Gordy to Mars
Chocolate Coins
give me the lamba shaker dude
This was so satisfying. Screw those pricks. Gordy is going to have some fun.
Kinkiest isekai ever
Best isekai ever*
Okay now AI voices are starting to scare me
Hard poof, that hornyness transcends space and time 💀💀💀
The timing on this is impeccable. I just restarted playing Oblivion yesterday
In this reality, Black Mesa was in charge of researching better methods for bitcoin mining. In this latest experiment, the science team was told that the crystal would be able to bump mining of bitcoin by 11.35%. This was not the case and the experiment ended up in a catastrophic failure and the event that would soon follow would be remembered as "The Bitcoin Cascade" in which Bitcoin Demons started appearing in the reality to mine the humans for their "human coin" or some crap like that.
Lore of ripping through space and time momentum 100
Bro I just had an idea. You should make one where Gordon and a scientist are in the residence. Cascade and they get sent to the future "half-life 2" and everybody makes fun of their low polygon ass and the scientists get real mad or sumthin lol
Stay put cutie
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
I'm in love with these videos.
how did these events unfold and why did they
I'll like for oblivion
Actually also because god tier video.
I would prefer the Combine Invasion over this
I wonder what happens if you try to ask for swap cells 😂
smoooch
Half-Life X Game Poop: Oblivion
Please keep STOP FUCKING WITH MICROWAVE line
*screenshot noises intesify*
He should do the California gurls dance lol
Dammit, they hid an oblivion video in my half life video...
Gordon walking around in Harlem
This. is. so. fuking. gooood.
Gamer Poop
Mans1ay3r
Amazing 😂
Got to admit, I loved the setup but disappointed by the payoff. The sex orgy thing didn't resonate with me.
So funny
Volume worning
lol
is this real
wow
hot
I am here early uwu wowie