Daz Watches Chapstick
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- Опубликовано: 11 окт 2017
- We are back with our good friend Jacob Sartorius
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“Dogs f**king pizzas” -Jacob Sartorius
Dylan Davies oh god that had me dying lol
🤣🤣
Dark sparking peices
LMAO
Dogs fucking pizzas - Jacob Sartorius -Dxvil Avani
the "3...2...1... I'm a serial killer!!" had me crying
Your welcome for the 69th like. Lol
Logan Harter ayyy
@@mauraconlan9866 👍🏻
Mhm
same
The way that Jenna went from being in jacobs music video to being in SCREAM 😭
Before this she was on Disney channel
Now she's staring in the newest beetlejuice
and wednesday!
I new I remembered her face from somewhere
I love how Jenna Ortega is now very famous and Jacob is basically irrelevant lol
Same thing about Millie Bobby brown 💀
depends on the algorithm bro lol
Director: How much auto tune do you want in your song?
Jacob: YeEeEs
Lol
Fr
Huh lmao
you have no idea how hard i laughed 😂
Eoin Cleary Jacob: all of it
Daz: *peacefully watching the music video*
Jacob: 'DoGs F**kInG pIzZaS'
I heard dads instead of dogs xD
Aidyn King HAHA IKR
I heard daz fucking peaches
@@williambarratt8638 Oh gosh..
he said "dark sparks with peices"
“LEAVE THE CHIN ALONE” lmao I’m litterly dying 😂😂🤣🤣
@@taretuc5525 🤦♂️
Then get some help damnit
SOME XD
Literally* how stupid are people nowadays?
I read this at the exact same time daz said it in the video😂
I find it so funny that Daz didn’t know who Jenna Ortega was and was complimenting her on her acting and that she is now on Wednesday, I love her so much and I think it’s really cool Daz got to react to her!
That was 5years ago
She wasn't famous then
@@giedriusjuska1881 ok?
@@giedriusjuska1881she literally was? She was on a famous Nickelodeon show lmao
People didn't really knew Jenna 4 years ago
I mean not as much famous as she is today
"LEAVE THE CHIN ALONE"😂😂😂
"IT'S NOT GOING TO COME OFF, YOU CAN'T KEEP IT!" 😂🤣
"Dogs fucking pizzas"
Oh my god im crying 😂
Royal Potato I started to laugh so hard I almost pissed myself 😂👌🏼
Royal Potato I saw the lyrics and apparently it’s dark sparks with pieces I don’t know what the fuck does that mean the fuck
Royal Potato well hello there cousin!
Nate the fuck that mean 😂
Royal Potato IKR XD
Jenna Ortega deserves every bit of success coming her way for agreeing to take part in this atrocitie to the world with nothing but a smile on her face. A true warrior and hero .
Absolutely
I thought it was just me who noticed it was Jenna
Same😂
Yes
@@TWK4311 ur name
I only just remember Jenna is an actor that’s why she’s so good at not looking at the camera haha
I think Jacob should be HONEST about his copyrighting
🤣
a lot of people do this
more famosu than js
Really really clever
Author Kasey Millstead good one
Periodtttt
*likes heavy metal*
*is a Shawn Mendas fan*
I love this dude.
jessicagaming552 same
Mendes*
I love how Jenna is literally one of the most talented actresses and Jacob is still a small influencer
"3,2,1 ima serial killer" Got me so bad😆
The girl is a actor from Disney channel so that’s probably why she is so good
Yeah, her name is Jenna Ortega. I used to love watching her in Disney all the time
Stuck in the middle was my show Jenna Ortega also Harley diez
Yep stuck in the middle
And she played young Jane in Jane The Virgin😂
Grace Ghosty is t she in stuck in the middle
This song does need chapstick since it’s dry asf
Shreya G daaammmmnn
DANGGGG TRUE
Yasss Shreya G
Ooo shit
Do you want some gravy with that roast
seeing daz watching a video with jenna ortega in it is like a fever dream, they are both some of my favorite ppl online
I mean Jenna’s only professional because she’s amazing and she’s litterally an actor but Yh 😭
i learned to not drink water while watching Daz...
Anoosha Thambi I learnt that too
Yes
I learned not to have to pee while watching Daz
Why would you enjoy or want to drink HOT water?!😂
Anoosha Thambi me tooooo
The girl is an actor that’s why it looks real when they are hanging out bc if she wasn’t an actor she would run 😂😂
Actors are guys so she is a Guy and that means Jacob is you guessed it GAY! Or she's an Actress
Lauren O_O I think she is a Disney channel actor. Idk my sister pointed it out
@@mynameisno6368 actress
Gigi Vurckio I think your right I’m not sure who tho it’s bothering me now
Gigi Vurckio
I think she was on Jane the Virgin...
So probably has also been on Disney
Daz: *calls himself fat*
Also Daz: *is insulted when a fanfiction writer calls him chubby*
He’s not chubby he’s ✨plump✨
It sounds like “dogs f**king pizzas” but it says dark sparks and pieces😂😂💀
"She loves her marshmallows medium-rare" sent me into fits of laughter
I burn my marshmallows 😂
Meow Gacha I do accidentally
Same
I burn my marshmallows to
And also some wakes in it to ;)
“His voice has improved.” “(The quality of auto tune has improved.”)
U SO RIGHT LIKE LOL LMAO 😂😂😂👌👌👌
9:23 I like marshmallows burnt black because then you get the crunch and a melted inside
Facts man. Lovely
She’s a movie star that’s how she’s so professional!!
I died at the dogs f*cking pizzas 😂😂
Alice Jensen
Same. 😂😂😂😂
Alice Jensen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 70th perosn to like this comment😂😂😂😂😂😂 sorry dog fuckin pizzas 😂😂😂😂
same girly
XD
good question
“LEAVE THE CHIN ALONE!! IT’S NOT GONNA COME OFF, YOU CANT KEEP IT!!” LOL I can’t stop laughing😂😭
Envious Green 😂
I loved that I read this comment exactly when Daz actually says it in the video😂😂
Love Is Love omg same 😂😂
Caitlin C.S IKR
Caitlin C.S. lol I was at that part as soon as I was reading your comment😂😂
Just looking back on how Jenna Ortega is now crazy famous and is in a music video like this
No ones gonna talk about the marshmallows?
BROOOOOOOOOO I love my marshmallows burned like that. It makes it crispy on the outside and gooey on the inside.
The fact that this girl is now more famous than Jacob- whatever his name is- sagittarius is just hilarious
Yay drivers license and tv shows
Yepp
@@kalinaknowles3222 no that's not Olivia roderigo
@@virginia31621 She’s an actress called Jenna Ortega
@@galaxyworld2232 yeah ik he or she was saying the girl from drivers licence and I said it's not Olivia Roderigo
Whenever Daz watches a Jacob vid, it’s just a bunch of “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, LEAVE THE CHIN ALONE” 😂😂👏🏼👏🏼
Naomi Lopez I was literally going to comment on that 😂💀
I remember the whole chin thing from when he watched mark Thomas, the other rich fuckboy off musical.ly
Naomi Lopez If someone touched my chin
Guy: touches chin-
Me: TOUCH MY CHIN ONE MORE TIME...OOOOOOOH BOYY
@paperfacequeen I’m offended my names naomi 😀
For anyone wondering the lyric was : Dark spark with pieces burning worlds turning
My concern is, gettin' closer to you 5:26
Daz: I hear something that isn’t right, hold on..
Also Daz: *Replays video*
Jacob: Nothing between us but chapstick
Me: why does she put chapstick on her chin
OMG that had me laughing too hard.
Lol
im dyin
8:00 if this doesn’t become a Netflix series-
crookshanks it’s does it’s called YOU 😂
@@VickyTV ?
Vicky Curran hahahahaha even Jenna Ortega is in that series
crookshanks probably not
There is a TV show about that called “YOU”
@ 7:50
*cough cough*
uuhh-
Daz behind you-
i never realised that that’s jenna ortega
“3..2..1... I’m serial killer.
Ohh sh*t”
😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I nearly died of laughter after that
Is no one gonna talk about the fact that he’s with Jenna Ortega from Disney
Fr
B Kidder I was thinking the same thing
I was thinking ab that
Isnt she on richie rich on Netflix
The Hype House what. The. Fuck! Yeah coz that isn’t fake 😂 ur sick in the head
Daz: "Is there a wall just covered with chins-"
Me: Dies of laughter 🤣
I love how daz gets mad at Jenna for looking at the camera and now look where she is ha
Daz:she could be a professional
Jenna literally has her own show she stars in😂
McKenna Kelly stuck in the middleeeeee
Well I mean if you have your own show you kinda have to star in it?
I looked up the lyrics and when it sounds like "Dogs fucking pizzas". I actually says "Dark spark with pieces burning" 😂 But I prefer the "Dogs fucking pizzas" edition 😂😂
I looked the lyrics anti said 'dogs barking, pizzas burning' so now I'm lost lmao
libs x that's what I thought it was
This is honestly one of the funniest daz games videos ever!
A very funny clip of this video popped up on my instagram 5 years ago. That took me directly to your channel, and i started following you and watching your content since then. you're hilarious Daz.
“5:17” 😂 Best line ever.
I looked up the lyrics and he actually says “Dark spark with pieces” But I hear nothing but “Dogs f*cking pizzas” 🤣
I thought he was tryna say dogs barking pizzas burning
I thought he said “dogs farting pizzas”
Omg same
No he said “dogs barking pizzas burning”
@@d4niel_magp same
"We're eating out of a unicorns asshole"
I swear I choked on my drink! 😂
Gemma Welch DEAD!!!😂😂😂
😂😂
same
😂😂😂
It’s kinda funny how daz says “Jacob-“I’m a serial killer” and “Jenna-“oh sh*t” when Jennas in Scream and is a victim of ghostface😅😂
Daz: 'Do kids even know what records are?'
Me: *grew up with vinyl records*
Shes professional because she has a show 😂
Royal Potato lol you got 3 top comments in a row. Someday I wanna grow up to be like you
Royal Potato what's the show again
Lillian Williamson stuck in the middle
She was also in jane the virgin
Drew Wagenschutz
Ive gotten more than 3 top comments before. Its a good dream to aspire my friend, it feels good to get likes 😂
I'm such a big fan of Shawn and thought it sounded like honest as soon as I heard it and when Daz said it I was like SEE
Sea
9:12 "Marshmelons" 🤣
I love how daz says that jenna ortega is so professional. Right after he said that I said "its because shes been acting since she was really young."
Nobody:
Jacob:”DogS fRiCkiNg PiZZa’s”
Dark spark pieces
He says dark spark pieces look at the lyrics
Christian Alanis -.-
Christian Alanis nobody cares.
Rekonz thank you xd
"That's medium rare"
"THATS BURNED TO THE CORE"
*clean version for the baby dazzlers*
Only the OG viners remember this Daz vine.
“I have one ear smaller than the other, I’m like a teacup 🙂.”
Daaaazzzzzzzzz I really need to thank you for making me forget I have problems. Your laugh is contagious ✨
I heard "doves fucking"
ihavesomanysubscriberscauseofmylongchannelname I heard dads fucking. Either way they’re all bad
^^^ same
Sounded like “dogs fucking pizza”
ihavesomanysubscriberscauseofmylongchannelname I heard dogs fucking pizzas, but the lyric is "dark spark with pieces burning" so da fuq
Yualwaysc it is actually "dark spark with pieces"
Who else is watching this legend Daz during quarantine?
Yep me 😂
Yes
🥳
Yessir
Yep
Me
I like how to girl in the video is way more famous now than Jacob cause he’s pretty much been forgotten now 😅
6:27
most people in America call 'Candy floss' as 'Cotton Candy'
It honestly makes more sense
Jacob: *makes song for his “gf”*
Jenna: so rOmaNtIc
Jacob: *cheats on her*
Jenna: ;-;
Lol
Jacob:hi
Random girl:hi
Jacob:*runs to friends*
Jacob:OMG DUDES I GOT A GF!
@@clay-kc4ii my life basically
tracy dale fr tho
Actually he cheated on milly Bobby brown with her because she is trash
"Dogs ****ing pizzas" imagine if he actually said that-
*inhale, exhale*
Dark spark with pieces
He did 😂
@@spenceroni1738 dogs fuckin pizzas
he did
IBUKI
Daz: "Don't look at the camera!"
Literally, Daz looks at the camera the entire time!!
Because he isn’t acting 😃
Daz can turn anything into a horror scene-
You had me dying of laughter at 1:am and my mom thought I was crazy😂😂😂
Me to!!! 😂😂😂
Its 1 am right now....
It is 1:am in 50 min
Omg yaas same 😂😂😂😂
Me too dude it’s 1:30am here
3:13 “she is very professional” yeah that’s because she is an actress 😂
Think I've seen her in richy rich
@@Watertastesgood she was !
And in stuck in the middle
@@A.J_Harrison yes!
@@Watertastesgood what the fuck she’s grown up holy shit
Police police
He makes me cry tears of joy
3...2...1.. I'm a serial killer!
Oh shit😂
Donovan Smith HAHAHAH
I was freaking dying on that for 25 minutes 😂😂😂
oh shit run run
I lost my mind years ago
“I’m a Shawn Mendes Fan”
Me: HELL YES! We’re officially best friends Daz! 😂
That was meee 🤣🤣 MENDES ARMYYY 😍🤩😂
YESS MENDESARMY 🥰🥰🥰
Same #MendesArmy!!!😊😊❤❤
Hey he's my BFF'S 👹👹👹
What's the matter with you 😕😕
"I'm a serial killer!" then Jenna stars in scream eventually
Years later she’s more famous than himc😂
“LEAVE THE CHIN ALONE” 😂💀
Yeah leave the chine it just odd
That ‘girl’ is professional she’s an actress on Netflix 😂🤣
And Disney
who is she????
@@violetm3022 she's from the show "the middle"
Zen ohhhh ok 🙂 thank you 😁
Wolfstar 2009 she is from the show you she is playing Ellie
Am I the only one that recognised that girl from multiple acting jobs like Jane the virgin??
Or stuck in the middle on Disney channel
5 years later the girl jenna Ortega is now globally well known because of her role in Wednesday and scream and is a lot more famous than jacob
"Dogs fucking pizzas" 😂😭😂😭😂 I thought I was the only one that could hear that 😂 I'm dying 😂😭😂
same
I couldn't stop laughing
Me 2
Freya sartorius I'm honestly dying 😂😂😂😂
I thought that too😂
"nothing between us but chapstick"
No no no
"nothing between us but my fist"
HA
LMAO
Yes poggers
HAHAHA
5:25 The lyrics are Dark sparks with pieces burning 😄 🤣 😂
Also watching this with my flip phone flipped half way was great you looked like a cyclops 😄 🤣 😂
i've hot to be honest. the song by itself it alright i mean it sounds familiar but tghe fact how Daz rects to it just makes it so dang funny like.. HOW?!
I like how Daz makes a 3 minute video into a 11 minute video😂❤
got to get that revenue init
Madison Alversa ikr
Madison Alversa fact
And actually does it funnily
Proper reactor
Unlike some people who just watch the video and don’t say shit
"321... I'm a serial killer, oh shit" I died at this😂😂😂💀
SWEETNESSanti same here
Really? What color?
bitch i'm talented Don't be an ass😒
SWEETNESSanti 😂😂😂 i already am one
Maybe his a serial killer? He like to collect chins, and for some reason telling people that dogs fucking pizzas.
Daz: how much creepiness do u want in this music video?
Jacob:yes.
3:22 his voice went wellll DEEP!
I heard “dads f*cking pizzas”
BAHHAHAHAHAHA
same
😂😂😂😂😂
It was ' dark sparking peices' which also does not make sense.
Lmao
“She likes her marshmallows medium rare” 😂
Mark Galan I was looking through the company’s and as soon as Daz said she likes her marshmallows medium rare and saw ur comment at the same time😂
LOL THAT HAPPENS TO ME TOO
I think I just broke my life
That’s the best way to have them though 😍
3 years ago: oh it’s a normal girl
2021 : oh it’s Katie from yes day😂
Love the fact that Jenna is quite famous and Jacob is just irrelevant and forgotten
"You going to steal the records too" lol 😂
“I’m a Shawn Mendes fan” I almost cried I thought I was the only one who thought it sounded familiar 😭
oh my gosh same haha
Same
omfg i thought you meant you heard “im a shawn mendes fan” at the “ dogs f**king pizzas” point
Same
Im not a shawn mended fan and i knew he was using shawn mendes tune
I'M SHITTING TEARS INTO THE SINK
I GOT A CHAPSTICK AD BEFORE THE VID EVEN STARTED
Is no one thinking that Jacob almost bit Jenna’s fingers of when she was feeding him😳😆
8:55 Jenna nearly bit Jacob's finger
Haha yea
"Does he have a room with chins?"
im crying😂
Undertaker DeadMan iii
"My collection's almost complete"
Charli 😂
No no not a ROOM...a fucking MUSEUM!
when he heard "dogs f**king pizzas i literally diedd from laughing and heard the same thing i couldn't stop replaying it (2021)
You said the girl was acting professionally and I was like YEAH THATS JENNA ORTEGA SHES AN ACTRESS!! 😂
*the dad jokes*
CrankThatBeebo Finn❤️
Maddie Hill yhhhh
Is this a roast
The Daz jokes
CrankThatBeebo u have a i pod