r/Maliciouscompliance How I Traumatized My Teacher!
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- r/Maliciouscompliance The teacher in today's video thinks that students shouldn't be allowed to use lip balm, for some reason. Lady, what on earth is wrong with lip balm? After the teacher confiscates a young girl's lip balm, the student decides to get malicious compliance by traumatizing the teacher with a horrifying bloody smile that drips all over desk! If you like this video and want to see more, hit that subscribe button!
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i'm home because i'm a shut-in actually
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It must genuinely suck a** to know that someone put your name on the schedule without your notice
It happens to me all the time at one of my jobs. It's a good thing I check the schedule on the app. I don't even get app notifications when the schedule changes unless I'm logged in to the app.
I mean, it's why I got fired. I specified 1 or 2 days a week I cant work at all (lo and behold, they scheduled me on one of those days and got pissed when I couldnt come in. Terminated shortly after. Working for big, soulless corporations suck)
If I remember correctly this sort of thing came up at work once & my manager said it wasnt legal to change shifts without informing the worker. Because you know, crazy to think that people should call every single day into work to see if they work. Like 2 dumbassess in the story who hardly share a braincell between them.
It's happened to me plenty of times, the worst time was when the manager that did told the store manager that she had informed me when she actually hadn't. Luckily the store manager knew I was the right one
Let me tell you something...There was only ONE TIME that happened to me. I was working at Goodwill, I was off a Friday and Saturday, and was scheduled to come in at noon on Sunday. Sunday came and I was getting calls on why I'm not there yet at 10am, I keep insisting that I'm scheduled to come in at noon. (Assistant manager hates me for whatever reason) Turns out it was this very Assistant Manager who rescheduled me without my knowledge, tried DENYING me a lunch break for being 2 hours late and I Shoved MY copy of MY schedule in her face (Which was done by the MAIN manager) and told her that if I don't get a lunch break at this time, MM will be having a few choice words with her. AM doesn't realize that I have been working with MM for years and that I HAVE to be notified immediately upon ANY schedule changes that involves me, on top of that at the time, I needed to eat at certain times of the day or I will get sick and start puking. So I did get my lunch break and AM was given a write up for her misconduct.
I'm always astounded at the lengths some teachers will go to in order to exert power over little kids.
It's bad enough being a bully, but how messed up do you have to be to bully a seven year old?
My son's 1st grade teacher bullied him, and four other boys in her class (5 total). Not sure why. But she would yell at them, and call them stupid, and tear up their projects and make them "do it again". We didn't find out till he was in 6th grade. I found out the teacher, the next year (after my son) , was finally called out by some parents to the school. The school here could not fire her, but they had her moved to library duty, and she left the year after that. POS
@@Garouwerks I must admit I'm struggling to take this in.
She sounds like an absolute monster - a deviant.
Five little boys, I'm guessing aged between five and eleven years old, having to suffer through what should be a wonderful time in their lives - I really can't imagine what they must have gone through, and presumably too frightened to tell anyone what was happening.
Why on Earth would anyone do such a thing? Sounds like she had some faulty wiring to be so lacking in empathy.
I can only hope that your son has fully recovered from his experience and managed to build a good relationship with the teachers who followed on.
I'm also hoping that he developed some kind of bond with the other boys who were subjected to the same awful experience.
Best wishes to you and your loved ones at this trying time. ✌️
@@ianmacfarlane1241 There have been 2 cases I know of where people deliberately projectile shit on cops, so really anything is possible. There is no end to the depths humans can sink to. It's the downside to human intelligence
@@ianmacfarlane1241 , thank you for your kind thoughts. The boys, when they actually got to see one another again; finally talked about it a bit, and with a very kind teacher who was at another school. It seemed to help some. My son was only effected to the point of "I don't trust teachers who don't follow their own rules". He just stops listening to them. Of which I can agree with him. My Father, his grandpa was a College Professor, so fortunately he had a good representative of what a Teacher should be.
What I heard about his Psycho teacher was that she did indeed have mental issues. I'm just happy she is not torturing more boys. And my son was scared of what "she would do to you".... So he never told us. She never threaten us.. he was just "Protecting you". Uh! I cried and his dad cried and we told him "WE are supposed to protect YOU." So.. Now he talks.
Yup. First grade teacher was verbally and psychologically abusive. Not even consistently well-behaved kids could avoid her criticism and nit-picking. My mom is actually the one who got her to leave. Unfortunately I spent the whole school year with her but at least the next class didn’t have to suffer.
Schools are ridiculous over medications. When I was in first grade I was having sore throats (not anything related to a viral or bacterial infection - I took a lot of asthma medications that dried me out). But my parents bought me a box of lozenges to take to school. The teacher sent me to the office (school did not have a nurse at the time, I don't know that they did until after I left 5th grade). I had to leave it there, and they called my parents telling them "blah blah, must have doctors note and must be kept in the office". My mother informed them that she was a nurse and more or less called them retarded and said she'll send me in with lozenges if she wants to and dared them to do anything about it again lol... they didn't.
Wow, I’ve never been treated like that in my primary school, if you had a headache or even something less, they would gladly let you go home. That must really suck.
I used to put throat lozenges in Altoid containers, etc. I have a ton of health problems that lower my immune system so my throat was sore all the time. It also helps to get a doctor's note.
I heard of schools that despite the fact they are supposed to putting brains in kids don't seem to have any themselves. Examples sunscreen is a drug and someone might eat it. And someone might be allergic as well.
And there was a school that had an indoor pool now this wouldn't have been a big deal except for this school was in the north part of the states. Now one day during the winter months they decided to have a fire drill. Now swim class was going on that day and a student almost froze her toes off. Apparently they had to find someone to approve putting her in a car to warm up.
@@theresahall8206 Around my neck of the woods, that would be called "reckless endangerment of a child" and it carries criminal (felony) charges.
@@melkiorwiseman5234 in America it hard to get schools in trouble. Not sure why . Maybe the unions. Or maybe the whole school stuff must stay in school to protect the kids from everyone knowing stuff about them rule.
Fun fact: Legally, you do not have to sign a write-up at your job, even if you are guilty of the transgression they’re disciplining you for.
Not signing it doesn’t negate the disciplinary action on your record, it just means that you don’t agree with whatever you’re being written up for. There was a time that I refused to sign a write-up after being accused of not doing something that my boss told me to do (which was a lie). I found later that it was still on my record, they just noted that I never signed it. It sucks, but some bosses like to do that stuff. :/
Landon case I didn’t say anything about not signing a write-up negating it. Refusing to sign it, puts on record, that you disagree with the disciplinary act. You can also add your side of the situation to a formal write-up. Most people don’t realize this and just automatically sign when they shouldn’t.
I had 2 writes up I shouldn't have signed. A manager got in trouble, couldn't handle getting in trouble so he blamed everything on me (the janitor??) And then I got written up for cleaning a smudge off a window. Again, I was the janitor. I shouldn't have sign those!
NEVER sign, touch or look at a write up. IF you touch it. you received it. Even if you do not sign... Then if there is an issue they CANNOT hold it against you. My last job I loved but hated the drama and needless BS.. But since it was my first time ever being written up (First write up ever, not just at this job) I was told if I didn't sign I would be terminated... They screwed me over so many times... Becoming disabled but still working SUCKS and they use those write ups to screw you even more.
o ok lol
"Lady, my exit plan is to walk out the front door"
That really made me chuckle
I laughted out Loud!😂
That wasn't even a bluff, that was a promise. Op could walk out that min and never have to worry about coming back to beg for their job back. I'd have walked out regardless really, and take a two week vaca before my new job.
Excuse me no
No joke, it made me think of:
CA: We need a plan of attack
IM: I have a plan -- attack!
@@sushi0513 there's your plan
Not letting men work with kids without a woman present is kinda(very) sexist, women can be kiddy didlers too
Siisi Eh the common perception is that men are more sexually aggressive, but the tide is starting to turn so soon enough it'll be two present regardless.
Siisi
They only do it because they probably think some men might inappropriately touch the kids
Reina Arana! Yeah that’s sexist
The manager doesn’t care about the kids, she just didn’t want to deal with possible accusations and her little m&m sized brain could only think of that
It's a lot more common among men, but not even allowing the concept to exist in your brain is dangerous. There was at least one daycare in the UK where women were abusing children. Queue nationwide surprised Pikachu face.
"We can't have a male employee alone with the kids" is blatant and obvious sexism. What you do is ask for that in writing, then sue them for sex discrimination.
And if they won't give it to you in writing, tell them you will sue them unless they can provide concrete, written reason for you to constantly get the shit jobs.
Yeah, it's clear they thought they could get away with their sexism just because he's male and that makes me mad. Especially because they're kind of right. Usually people don't call out sexism against men, let alone take legal action.
Related to the teacher story, I have a story of petty revenge on my second grade teacher! (Didn't have a happy ending though.) Long story:
When I was a kid, I was VERY bright. I took after my dad, and am a FAST reader and can retain what I read pretty well. When I was in kindergarten, I would wander around the 5th grade section of my school library. Because of this, when I was in second grade, I was placed in a 2nd/3rd grade split class, and all the 2nd graders learned 3rd grade curriculum. My teacher was an older/elderly woman. Probably in her late 60's early 70's. And she HATED me! I was a good child, followed the rules, did fantastic on all my school work, and participated a lot in and out of class. Even though I was a good student, my teacher hated me, and I have three of my favorite examples. The third is the petty revenge.
1. All of our classes at school had to have parents sign a little booklet where students wrote in what our homework was. So the parents can verify that their child did in fact receive homework, and the teacher would check for the signature the next day. My teacher had a system where if all the students in our group of desks got our homework books signed, we would all get jellybeans. I always had my book signed because I wanted that candy! Yet, my teacher would look at my book, look back up at me, then say, "Oh well. Looks like Pennypearls didn't get her book signed! No candy for this table!" I was pissed! And from then on, when our seating chart got rotated, my classmates who got assigned a desk group with me would groan because they knew they would never get candy. This is when I began to be bullied in school. I told my parents about this, and the office, but no one believed me.
2. Remember when I said all the third graders learned 3rd grade curriculum? Well I was learning long division one day. Something the 3rd graders learned, not the 2nd graders. The teacher was going though a practice division example, and I noticed a mistake early on in the process that would mess up the answer. I raised my hand like a good little girl, and the teacher actually pointed at me, and called on me to state my question. I stated the mistake I saw, and her immediate reaction was to BLOW UP! She shouted at me: "DID I CALL ON YOU? NO! SO DO NOT TALK IN CLASS UNLESS YOU RAISE YOUR HAND AND I ANSWER!" I was stunned! I almost cried. Then after a pause, another girl in my class, a 3rd grader named Hanna (One of my first bullies) raised her hand right after. The teacher calmly called on her, and Hanna pointed out the same thing I did. My teacher then looks at the board and back at Hanna, and in a sweet voice then says: "Oh, it seems that you're right! Why doing you go up and grab a jelly bean!" It was here that I started to cry. Once again, the neither the office or my parents believed me.
3. Here my FAVORITE example of her hate. The one with petty revenge. Remember how I said I was a fast reader and read way above my grade level? Well this is about my reading. About once every two weeks, our class had "Library time." Where our class would go to the school library, be read a child's picture book by the librarian, and would be given fifteen minutes to pick out a book for us to check out and read. (It was mandatory to check out a book). I of course, went to the 5th-6th grade section. The highest level books in my elementary school. My teacher saw this, and got pissed! She went up to me, dragged me by the wrist to the 1st grade section with nothing but picture books, picked a random one off the shelf, dragged me to the check out desk, and forced me to check that out. Stating/shouting that I was FORBIDDEN to read from the 5th/6th grade section! I was so mad at her over this! So in my child rage, I read that picture book in seconds! And took the ten question computer test we all had to take to make sure we read the book. I aced that computer test. And I did this in the 5 minutes we had left of library time! I took the book back with my to class, then at the next recess, I went to the library, returned my picture book, and checked out the book I wanted to read. It became my favorite book as a child. (Probably because of the revenge mixed in.) It was the first book in the Emily Windssnap series, and was new to my library. That book is over 200 pages. I checked it out, and finished it THAT DAY. I returned it, and took the 25 question computer test on it, and aced that as well. Now all the teachers have to verify all of the tests. So once a child has completed a test, it gets printed and sent to the teacher to sign. For a few seconds, my teacher was impressed! I was happy! Then it was like she flipped a switch, and she was FUMING! She was so mad that I DEFIED HER! I was trying to hold back tears as I returned the book. And once again, my parents didn't believe me, at least finally, not until the present day.
Now the not happy ending part was that this was that teacher's last year of teaching. She passed away that summer, before I started my actual year of 3rd grade. I did hate her, but I was not happy to learn of her passing. The part that makes me feel better though is that NOW my parents believe me! If any of you wondered why the librarian didn't say anything when my teacher DRAGGED me by the wrist to force me to check out a book against my will? It was because she wasn't in the room! She was out on a restroom break and teachers have the authority to use the librarian's computer to check out books in situations like this when the librarian is out of the room. But the reason my parents now believe me, is because of my librarian! In the present day, I work at a popular craft and fabric store. And my elementary school librarian is still that school's librarian, but she also works with me at this store as a second job! It is SO FUN working with her! It took me a while to go from calling her by her last name to get to first name basis, since for 5 years straight I never knew her first name. I brought up my 2nd grade teacher, and she mentioned how sorry she was for me over how I was treated back then. (She saw herself how I was treated, but of course didn't see the wrist dragging). I had told her before of the wrist dragging incident. And she believed me because she saw a glint in my eye of how mad and prideful I was when I was checking out that Emily Windsnap book. Then how sad I was when I was returning it. My mom visited me one time at work, and discovered how my old librarian now works with me. My mom commented on my stories of my old teacher and my coworker confirmed these. My mom was SHOCKED! My stories as a second grader weren't just my imagination!
Man that sucks, i never understand why parents never believe the kids when they tell about teacher abuse. Especially if a kid was as smart as you, they had better things to do then lie. If my kid was like you i would listen to what they say then ask other teachers if they seen anything before confront the teacher or principle out front.
We need to start a PSA on if aren't going to believe their child on matters as serious as bullying and teacher abuse they shouldn't have had kids
Long division was third grade math for you? Yowza! The hardest third grade math for me (in Virginia) was multiplication tables; long division wasn’t until *fifth* grade! 🫠
How awful it is when your parents don’t believe you. I wonder why they didn’t at least do some minimal investigation. So sad to be bullied.
Why give medication like that over to the teacher. I'm asthmatic and under no circumstances would I have ever hand my inhaler over to anybody.
Because as a child you see adults as authority figures and that they must be right
i also have asthma and they force me to give my inhaler to them and then when i need it they just say "oh stop, you just want to get out of class."
Same I actually kept a secret inhaler in my bag and all my teachers said we should be allowed to keep things like that on us but American schools know it all and were just idiots right
yeah i would be like ok then.
but my death is in your hands. and i got witnesses. the entire classroom. plus i informed my parents.
if they still take the inhaler. take them to court.
My school would make the school nurse hold the asthma puffers, and was only allowed to use them at lunch once, which wouldn't help kids with asthma, my asthma was bad when i was little, also didn't help that my sports teacher picked on me and made me do more then other kids, so my lungs and throat would be burning and struggling to breath, i believe kids should be allowed to have they puffers on them because anything can trigger asthma attacks.
When her lips were about to bleed, she should of said "hail satan." And then her lips started bleeding.
The Real Furret YAAAAAASSS that would make it even better
You know that little girl was smiling like Satan himself as she stared into that teachers soul, like ' I'm about fuck up your day and you have no one else to blame but yourself'😈
I don't think she would or could speak.
OmniscientWarrior just because your lips are split doesn’t mean you can’t talk
This will be my son or daughter 😂
My family bloodline including myself also has a history of abnormally crappy lips
Omg those stories about health hit me hard I had one teacher claim I wasn’t asthmatic (my PE teacher) because she had asthma and my symptoms didn’t match her. She gossiped about me to the other students while glaring at me. She tried to make me run 25 laps while everyone had to run three. I had a doctors note explaining I wasn’t allowed to do physical activety especially NOT RUNNING. She also took my inhaler off of me and told me it had to be administered at the office IF I needed it. Well I ran half a lap before I felt my lungs BURN from physical activity. I started to feel my chest tighten. My body was struggling to breathe. Kids started tormenting me, telling me to hurry up stop faking it etc. My teacher started yelling at me. I collapsed, my bestfriend at the time began to yell call an ambulance and that’s all I really remember. When I came too I was in the ambulance with paramedics around me checking pulse blood pressure and oxygen mask on my face. I ended up being taken to the local hospital and was released after a few hours. I explained everything to my parents when I got home. My mum went ballistic at the Principal and later told me that she had had it with the school. As I had already encountered MANY instances where they put my life in danger and with bullies. The next day I was taken out of that particular PE class and placed in another one with a much cooler PE teacher who encouraged me to do what I could and not be ashamed of not being able to run laps and do much physical exercise. I have no idea why that teacher thought I was faking asthma. It’s such a stupid thing to fake.
Reminds me of a CPS worker who thought type 2 diabetes was the same as type 1. Basically a mom gets surprised when discovering that her daughter has type 1. Someone called CPS despite mom working with the doctors to deal with her daughter's illness and getting under control.
The worker took the daughter and her healthy brother away to the hospital because she knew more than the doctors.
Mom's lawyer found out the hospital said send the kids home.
Worker gets scolded and CPS has to pay.
This type of shit gets people killed.
I wished your parents sued the pants off the school district
I don’t even think you can really fake asthma but seeing as I don’t have it I can’t really say for certain. also I’m sorry that that happened to you that really sounded like it sucked
@@theresahall8206 The worker got scolded!? no no no no no no no no no no that is bullshit that worker should’ve been fired on the spot
The second grade story reminded me of my own, I was 5 turning 6 in second grade as I had a late birthday and started school early. This woman had it out for me it felt, she’d make comments like “maybe you should go back to homeschooling/ don’t act like you’re a genius/ “etc. she said one thing that stayed with me forever, “no teacher will give you the time of day bc you’re ‘trying’” I always failed in math, she used that to her advantage by saying I can’t move up to the next grade with these grades I’m making, always calling my mom if I went to the bathroom or wandered a question wrong. My mom told her “maybe it’s time you retire if you can’t teach a kid properly” needless to say, she wasn’t there the next year and I’ve passed every class. Where ever you are miss underwood, I sincerely despise you
If you are in Georgia usa don't send your kids to a special ed school cepes. I think I spell it right it been forever since I was miserable there. For a special ed school they don't have any heart towards the kids who need patience and kindness and understanding. It just behave and do the work we give you.
@@theresahall8206 you think that’s bad. Our special Ed school lets children do whatever they want. They get to go sledding and crap. They get the easiest stuff ever. Sometimes the teachers sleep in class. Other times, they’re so mean. My best friend went there for a couple years because she had really bad adhd. It was both a prison and a playground at the same time. Kids there didn’t learn a single thing. It was always chaos there
It's always an Underwood.
@@amberb.6395 lets not make this a competition. "you think that's bad" is fucked up to say. The system is bad but their experience is just as valid as yours. Dont be that person who thinks you had it worse than anyone and other peoples trauma is nothing bc You hAd It wOrsE.
@@jfk9265 it wasn’t my intention to make it a competition. Maybe I didn’t work it quite right, but I was trying to agree with saying how bad the education system is, especially for special Ed kids/schools and my experience with it
Edit: forget to mention this wasn’t even a fully personal experience. Just things I’ve seen and was told by my best friend. I’ve never been in the special Ed classrooms or the school. I’ve only heard about how bad it is
When I worked as a preschool teacher, we had to have 2 teachers assigned with the kids. Sometimes we would have to take them to the bathroom and we would get in trouble if we didn't have another teacher there. I hate to say it, but usually the guys get more crap because generally it is a girl dominated field. I feel really bad for the guys that just wanna help out
It makes sense though. The not being alone with children part. You never know when a parent is going to try and pull something like telling their child to say something horrible happened to them even though it didn't.
I used to volunteer to help with my church's daycare, mostly because I didn't like being around other people, but also because I was good at taking care of kids. One day my aunt, who was the one running the daycare the days I volunteered to help, was told that the church members weren't 'comfortable' with a young man being around their kids and that I wasn't to be allowed in the daycare room at all.
Zero Burn wait could you type the rests after “one day my aunt” read more button broken on mobile
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That's total bullshit, and as a feminist that really pisses me off. Men are just as capable of childcare as women, and they shouldn't be scrutinized for it.
My first roommate in college told me a story of when she was younger. I get nosebleeds every time my nose gets even slightly dry, so when the first of that year came up, we ended up talking about it. As a child, she'd had a nosebleed one day in class and quickly realized that it meant she got to leave class.
After a little experimenting, she figured out she could stab the inside of her nose just right with her fingernails to cause her nose to bleed. However, before too long, she started to get them more and more even when she wasn't causing them on purpose.
She ended up finding out that repeatedly cutting that area open had permanently damaged the skin inside her nose.
Except the difference in the ones she had caused on purpose and these new ones from scar tissue is that after that, her nose didn't just bleed. After that, her nose would randomly become a damn *geyser* of blood where it would projectile spew out of her nose with little to no notice.
These are something she will continue to have throughout her life, and I witnessed several of them myself. All because she wanted out of class in Kindergarten.
"A small 4 foot by 6 foot box" apparently casually walking out with a fridge trying to not looking suspicious at all 🤣
I know it was a misread, but a funny one
That's actually bigger than my fridge. In fact, I think that might even be about the same surface area as my fucking car(roughly 7 feet long, 2.5-3 feet wide)
@Meerkat More I think you're severely underestimating the size of your car. My car isn't huge for a car, but it's 18 feet long and 6 feet 8 inches wide.
To the post from u/punchology, I as well am asthmatic, and during my 6th grade camp I had an asthma attack, and pulled out my inhaler from my day bag as fast as I could. Unfortunately, before I could use it one of the guides (we were on a hike) grabbed my arm and asked me wtf I was doing and why I had a VAPE. I looked at him with solid anger and explained that it was an inhaler for medical use and I could die if I didn’t use it (all with difficulty as I was currently dying) and he spent about 15 seconds looking for my medical paper on the inhaler before another guide pushed him aside and told me to use it quick. The a-hole guide got chewed out by nice-guide and then we went on with our day.
As soon as you said “Steve walked out of the bathroom giddy” I knew exactly what was coming next.
Props to you Steve 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I actually thought he was going to take a picture of the load he dumped. I forgot RSlash’s teaser at the beginning.
LegalAssassin I thought it was one of the stories before the last one. But once “Steve walked out of the bathroom giddy” came in, I thought Steve has taken dick pics for the guard
I figured that he took pictures of him doing his bathroom business.
If you ever encountered a sucky boss or workmate, always keep your cool AND maliciously comply.
Keep calm 👑 and maliciously comply
It had 69 likes
And I ruined it >:3
That last story had me giggling cause it's karma to pick on someone out of the group thinking they stole something. Has anyone else dealt with this before?
Okay, so I have a story that kinda fits with the little girl and her lip balm and the nose bleed story.
when I was in year three we went on a school camp, and on the first morning there I fractured my wrist on a bush walk (we had made damper (a type of bread) in the bush because Australia. And on the way back for morning tea (as if we hadn't just stuffed our faces with damper...) someone pointed out a dead thing behind me, and I being a kinda dumb, curious kid I looked back trying to see it, tripped on a root and my palm met my wrist... fracturing my wrist. But my teachers just thought I was homesick when I was crying and saying it wasn't okay... and you know, when I didn't show up to the next activity (Id also like to point out that nobody came to find me despite me being a 10 year old in an unfamiliar place... like... what!?).
When we finally got home (the next day) I had been forced to go to the rest of the activities and do the macarena (imagine a chubby ten year old crying every time they move whilst doing the macarena, yeah that's me), and my sister picked me up from the school and was like "why is your wrist bandaged?" probably assuming I was just being a weird ten year old, and I explained to her what happened, she took a look at my wrist, called my mum and took me to the doctor. it was put in a cast and the doctor was angry that I wasn't immediately brought to a doctor...
Now the story mostly ends here for me, except everyone wanting to sign my cast despite me having no friends that year... but my aunt, well she worked for the education department and has been a teacher for... almost 30 years by this point... she had a few choice words for my teachers...
the teacher who was incharge of medical needs (first aid, medication, etc) went on to have an affair with one of my friends' dads, soooo not a great teacher...
As a teacher who pays the Aust accreditation fee every year that gets me nothing shit like this sickens me.
When I went to camp when I was 14, I broke my wrist. My leaders didn't want me to go to the hospital because they assumed it wasn't actually broken 'cause I wasn't acting like it hurt that bad. I had a splint packed because I kinda had chronic wrist pain. I wore the splint for the rest of the week, even though my hand was swelling up like a balloon so bad the splint actually cut into my skin. I climbed the rock wall that week AND played volleyball out of spite partly. When I got back home and my mom saw my wrist, she was PISSED. I ended up having to have months of physical therapy to get me to be able to use my hand properly lol
While I was in the USAF we deployed a mobile radar to help protect the Vice President. Our group was small and everyone knew everyone. The guy in charge of site security, a Senior Airman (E-4) we called Deputy Fife, decided to that he needed to show everyone who was "in charge" of the site. He decided that he needed to inspect my mobility bag, and proceeded to remove every single item in his search for illicit items and terrorist weaponry. He didn't find anything, of course, and started walking away.
"Excuse me, Deputy Fife?"
"Yes?"
"Aren't you forgetting something?"
"What?"
"Your search is complete, right?"
"Yeah."
"Well, now you get to put back the items you removed from my mobag, exactly in the order they were before you removed them."
"But...!"
"Get busy, Senior Airman. That's an order, by the way."
He had somehow forgotten that I was the site chief for that deployment. Silly Airman.
There are some that need to be reminded regularly to be respectful, to those both and down the ranks.
3:20 that is some sexist BS right there.
Back when I was a little kid, the best person at the daycare I was sent to was a guy.
Daycare op, as a man who has worked in the same field that is blatant discrimination to say you need to be supervised by a female. I would have filed against them
I worked in the daycare on Disney Cruise Line and it was the same. It had to either be two females or a female and a male, never two males. 🤷🏻♀️ I think it’s like that at all Disney establishments.
@@orangeandblackattack4946 That's sexism.
That teacher reminded me of my own abusive teachers. (And I mean abusive, one of them got fired after they found out how I was being treated, and another ended up giving me PTSD. I can’t eben watch Umbridge from HP without having a panic attack, and it’s been over a decade)
With the one who was fired, I was usually the punching bag (not that the other kids didn’t get it, but I was the one who got it worst)
She once dragged me through school because someone assumed their candy was stolen (it wasn’t, they didn’t even look) and I happened to be there that day.
Speaking dragging, I had concrete burns on my arms and legs, and all up my back after she dragged me up the steps by my leg. Didn’t stop her from grabbing my injured arm the next day to drag me off the 1m tall climbing frame.
With the other ones, I was in a special needs class (autism, ocd, seizures, you name it) and the teachers clearly shouldn’t have been looking after differently baked people.
One student apparently used to come home every night and act up really badly because of the stress she went through watching the “bad” students being punished every day. (She was one of the well behaved students, so I don’t recall her ever being abused)
We had a student who had some sort of issue with his bladder or bowels, who would literally run out of class into the bathroom, sometimes more than once a class who was banned from using the bathroom (he still used it, though)
One of the girls who had Down’s syndrome would get stood over and mocked until she did her work because she was “too slow”.
Speaking of standing over us, and mocking us, that was two of the teachers’ favourite things to do. The mocking screwed me up so badly I freak out at anyone who uses that particular mocking tone (not sure of the other students), and as for standing over us, that’s probably one of the few things that didn’t leave lasting issues on me... I think, I haven’t had anyone stand over me since I left high school...
You could easily tell who the favourite students were, they never got into trouble. I recall two occasions (minimum) where I was stood down while the other students were barely given a talking to, and on one of them, I wasn’t really even at fault. Someone groped me, I moved to cover crotch, and accidentally kicked them in the head... I was stood down, she got a “no touching” book...
*sigh* As you can tell from the long comment, I’m still not over a lot of what happened there...
14:18 That 4" x 6" is read as four inches by six inches, not four feet by six feet.
Overall did you enjoy the story?
He was attempting to smuggle a coffin out. LOL
@@Michael_Brock omg I just lost it
glad you spotted that, was checking before saying the same thing.
12:32 I can imagine her laughing while crying like she's going through purgatory and has been through hell and back and is showing her teacher the seven faces of hell, wicked, you know those creepy posta flashes with the serrated grin and bleeding eyes that what I'm imagining from that
Perfect timing, I’m getting bored staying at home all the time and was getting bored with RUclips. Rslash always comes through for us all. Take care everyone,
I don’t have reddit but this reminds me of something that happened with my grade one teacher.
I used to get really bad bladder infections and had to go to the washroom all the time. One day my teacher got annoyed of me asking to use the bathroom and told me I had to be lying about having to go and refused to let me go until recess which was a good two hours away since we had just come back from break.
So, I peed my pants right there in my chair and cried cause I couldn’t help it. My grandma who has had a teacher fired from that school before was not afraid to rip her a new one.
I never had to ask to use the washroom again.
I'm sure that would've been a lawsuit
Your parents should have informed the school of your medical needs.
These people must have been genies 🧞♀️ in the past life lol. They really really make the saying “be careful what you wish for “ something to really keep in mind
Punchology: "this could get graphic."
rSlash:*makes it more graphic by replacing "it's" with "The blood's"*
13:40 this is especially funny to me, because I recently used a Shining Elevator Scene gif to explain my brother's childhood nosebleeds to my fiancee.
The fact that the lil sis was smiling as wide as she can with a mouthful of blood scares me
Love how in the first story they're all like "You're expected to know when you're scheduled to work. This is the REAL world!" Except in the REAL WORLD, I don't just magically know when I'm suddenly scheduled to work on my day off like I'm an android synced to the cloud at all times or something like that. I CAN'T know that if you don't TELL ME that! I'd have just refused to sign the write-up and invoked my rights to a union representative for a future meeting; what flipping idiots! XD
people are being crazy here in aus cant even buy food my local shops cleaned out
Teigan Stein ikr
Pretty similar here in the UK
@@aurongrande6141 its not as bad here in the uk to my understanding, well as long as you dont want to wipe your ass
I read a story about a Costco store somewhere in the east that 2 guys stabbed each other with broken wine bottles over toilet paper. Before you know it
"Hey kid... *opens trench coat* wanna buy a TP roll? Only $5 per roll....
Here in Switzerland (I live less than an hour away from the border with Italy so super high risk) stores are doing fine, selling out stuff quickly but warehouses are prepared and quickly stock up the shelves again. And in general people try to be considerate and not horde for themselves. Of course there are always the assholes here and there but most of the population is being chill instead of going nuts, thank god.
Last time I was this early, an EP was trying to steal a breastfeeding baby from its mother's arms.
Is it bad that I know the exact video you’re talking about
i don't remember the exact video but, same.
🎶🎵Nobody cares what order you showed up here in 🎶🎵
Agreed. Doesn't matter if you commented first or not. All that matters is if you enjoyed the video or not.
🎶🎵true🎶🎵
I actually make satistics on all of you. So i care.🤗
Gabriel Martin 🎶🎵No one cares about your stolen comment🎶🎵
First
“Chad Blart, mall cop” was funnier to me than it should have been
Once I was eating so many sour candies during break that my mouth was bleeding, and when I went to class the teacher demanded I spit out what was in my mouth because eating was unacceptable in class. I open my mouth and blood came cascading out, like a waterfall of saliva and blood. All over the desk, floor, schoolwork, me. The face the teacher made was priceless.
My sister has done that with spicy candies.
If my daughter had to pull that li0 thing to shut up the teacher, that teacher would have had a sudden Parent/Teacher conference where a lot of yelling happens
"Royal Stright Flush" is being redundant... either "Straight Flush" or "Royal Flush"
A straight flush isn't always a royal flush, but a royal flush is always a straight. Royal straight flush _is_ redundant, but a straight flush isn't always royal.
Normally the term used is "royal flush".
@@realryleu you're correcting something that didn't need to be corrected. I said what you said just not with so many words...
14:20
Inches.
" Is inches, not feet. ' is feet.
Steve is now free to steal company secrets
I was late at work one night, a girl came op to me was all chatty and nice, so decided well it's still half an hour until my bus arrive, so we ended up walking and chatting until we arrived in a place with very few people and had a cigarette (at the time helped because of stressful work) but then she started touching me and asked me up to the room which i refused, then she started forcing herself on me, happy for me i'm a strong person and manages to push her of and ran away, i never got rid of that feeling of someone forcing themselves on you. I do have some idea why...
I have the same thing with the second grader. The only thing that’s different is it’s the outside of my lips. I have to use chapstick every day to keep them from chapping and forming a red ring around my lips. When said red ring forms I can barely open my mouth without pain and the ring ripping to show blood. However I’ve never had someone tell me I can’t use chapstick.
Do you have some sort of known medical condition causing this? I feel like such severe chapping has to have an underlying cause.
Last time I was this early, the Coronavirus didn't exist yet
Me two
these comments are so gay
@@eviehatesyou6896 like you are with Biden
Laura Martinez you are accepted
@@JNT101 thank you 💓
fun fact: i watch this channel so much its almost always my entire recommended feed and i am not complaining about it
same lol
Call one's bluff: "To challenge someone to act on their threat or prove that their claim or boast is true, when one believes they are making a false claim or idle threat."
Whether or not the threat/claim is a bluff doesn't change the use of the idiom...
You can just call it a "Royal Flush” dude, the straight is already implied.
not if there are wild cards
@@OmniscientWarrior What counts as a royal flush with wild cards that doesn't also count as a straight flush?
1:37 best line to use when managers tell you to do STUPID shit? "Could I get that in writing?"
Ahh breakfast, Skyrim and RSlash. A wonderful combination.
"Ah. I see you're finally awake."
How the hell was Randy not Fired for purposfully causing an injury on the work site.
To clam you have to have a female work with you at a daycare is sexism, and can sue them for that. (Im a daycare co owner)
That little girl who destroyed her lips and made the teacher scream is my hero now.
Didn't get the notification but popped up on my homepage anyway so we all good xD
stfu
Do you have any input relative to the video content?
13B Gun Bunny no but I have corona, have a nice day
President Obama I hope you have have nice day
13B Gun Bunny underage fam lol
OP had to leave her asthma inhaler at the school office? That blows my mind. I carried mine in my pocket from Kindergarten through my senior year of high school, never a problem.
they make us keep it home and i have an asthma attack almost everyday D:
Wish I opened RUclips a minute earlier 🥺
same, didn't let me see it...
stfu
President Obama you forgot your stutter
Me too
John Deacon Love your name and pfp 🥺
That story about the chapped lips reminded me of one time I went in to school and wasn't feeling good. I tried telling the teachers but I can't remember if they didn't care or didn't believe me. So, we got to gym class and I felt the sweats come on - I'd eaten some bad mushrooms on a burger the night before and it was then my body decided to give out on me. Lets just say that I had a bad case of sweats and diarrhea when they finally escorted me out of the school and sent me home. But damn if I didn't get halfway through that workout. Even better was that I'd said something smelled weird about my burger but my dad and I couldn't figure out what, so I just ate it anyways. My stomach handled it just fine, but the rest didn't. I knew something was up, but like a good kid I just went for it and let them deal with the fallout.
Why is it when I try to go to sleep then I get notified with these beautiful videos
Because you try to go to bed at the wrong time.
I once signed a write-up with the word "unlawful". They didn't look at the signature but it sure caught the high brass' attention. I was questioned and my write-up turned into the supervisors write-up.
Me just waking up and looking at the time: “now I’m *LATE* for RSLASH’s video
My cat: **looking at me being mad**
Teachers are horrible, people thought I faked my seizures because “all I do is go blank” and accused me of daydreaming! Well, when I was completely unresponsive, not moving at all limbs locked into position, for at least 10 minutes, they changed their attitude.
Uggh yeah I got assaulted by a teacher in first grade, and the councilor directly kept blaming me.
Guess who was having seizures.
Shauna Smith that’s awful! How are people like that trusted to look after anyone?
girls make the likes even
boys make the likes odd
I keep hearing all these stories about people getting in trouble for not showing up to be shifts and I feel weird cause the one time that happened to me the boss was super chill.
I was working a summer job as a dishwasher between grades 11 and 12. Our schedules were posted monthly so we had a lot of time to see ahead. I noticed that I had an unusually large gap in my schedule, 4 consecutive days off, but didn't question it as my overall hours weren't cut. I took the opportunity to visit my dad who lived in a different city.
On the second day there my dad, step sister, and I were going bowling and my boss calls me in the car around 2:30.
"Hey man where the hell are you? You're shift was supposed to start a half hour ago?" I had never been late before and his voice was more concerned and confused than angry.
I say "I have the 13th-16th off."
"The schedule was changed."
"Oh? Nobody informed me of that, sorry."
"They didn't? Well sorry but is there any chance you could still come in? Where are you right now?"
"Um, I'm in [name of other city]!"
I tensed as there was a brief silence, then my boss just laughed and went "Well today shouldn't be too busy so I think we'll be fine without you. Sorry about the misunderstanding, have a good trip."
Story 1. You do NOT sign any write up like that. That boss would have hated me
Well, it seems I was not the only good kid who had horrible things happen while in school.
The fact OP knew that they would only give you confiscated items if you were literally dying because they were having an asthma attack makes me ask one question: WHY did they confiscate asthma medication?
Because "It'S meDIcAtIon aNd wE MUst bE tHe onEs To haNd It oUt!"
Most asthmatics learned pretty quickly to raise hell for the school to have the inhaler on them.
OMG! THE LITTLE SISTER STORY! I feel bad for laughing, cuz I know that hurts like hell. BUT THE LOOK ON THE TEACHERS FACE WOULD HAVE BEEN PRICELESS!
As an adult that has worked in the real world fo over 25 years, I have never had a job where they would add you in the schedule without notifying you, infact, when someone calls in sick, they call people in, and not worry about writing on the schedule, unless the person would be sick for multiple days.
I have actually had this happen multiple times to me in my previous job. Soobway is terrible to work for.
I had cough drops in middle school, early 2000s. My friend asked for one and I hand her one and a teacher started screeching "you're a drug dealer, you just gave her drugs in school" And I was speechless and just stared at her until she shut up. Schools are weird places.
I didn’t know chapped lips could get that bad that fast. Holy cow! I felt so bad for that girl!
My science teacher in 7th grade was an idiot! Literally *_NOBODY_* liked him! Once he said to the entire class when a bunch of kids were talking during class, and I quote, “I have never seen this behavior from university students!” Seriously dude? We were 7th graders! 🙄 He also once told us this story about a time he electrocuted himself unplugging something from the wall the year before and his arm wasn’t working so he went to the doctor who said that it would be like that for about 48 hours. About 48 hours later he was getting upset thinking his arm would never work again! Then his arm started working again! He then said that then he started to wonder if the reason he was so upset was because his arm knew it was going to start working again and kept telling his brain “I’m gonna start working! I’m gonna start working!” and his brain didn’t want to believe it and kept saying, “No it’s not! No it’s not!” As if that wasn’t stupid enough, then he said that he also wondered if the doctor hypnotized him or something and because the doc said it would be like that for 48 hours it started working again 48 hours later! I’m not making this up! Sever students called out “or maybe the doctor was just right!” I think he said something a little dismissive when that was suggested but that part I don’t remember too well! He also once tried to convince us that the reason he was gone for 2 weeks was because he went on a paid research sabbatical to the very bottom of the Mariana Trench with a “vacuum thing” to vacuum up the plastic trash down there! The rumor was that he a *WHITE* teacher had been suspended with pay for saying to one of his black students (who was in my history class that year but had my science teacher a different period) that “your kind doesn’t belong here!” And sent her to the office! Him being suspended with pay was recently confirmed by my dad who was also a math teacher at my school. When asked about the rumor my idiot science teacher said, and I quote, “who’s student?” (Of course I am not going to share her real name for privacy reasons) He also once tried to walk out on us after the supervisor came after he had sent 3 kids out with referrals and lied on them! (I remember the exact things each kid said that caused him to give him a referral: the first girl said “I can go to principal and ask him what SDL (self directed learning) is!” The second kid got a referral for saying “but she didn’t do nothing!” after idiot science teacher said “and I can give you a referral!” Then the second kid read what the referral said out loud to the rest of us. It said “was rude after given warning” which wasn’t true and another girl said “tell them I’m your witness” which won her a referral too!) When the supervisor came Mr Idiotscienceteacher got up, started to walk towards the door while putting on his jacket and said “I’m going to head over to the library you can take care of them they’re all on strike!” There was more than at least 10 minutes before class lol and he actually managed to walk out the door when the supervisor stopped him and they talked for a few minutes (wish I knew what they said but I was basically the closest to the door and couldn’t hear anything) before Mr Stupidhead came back in looking annoyed slightly defeated and with a look on his face that said “I will have the last word!” and “ugh I hate these stupid children and I have done nothing wrong” and it was pretty funny! He even said “there will be no movie on Wednesday” (every Wednesday he would play an episode of this show called Brain Child that none of us even enjoyed)! On Wednesday, he played an episode of Brain Child for us even though he said he wasn’t going to which honestly made me laugh! He was eventually fired more than a month before the last day of school (again confirmed by my dad recently as I am no longer attending that middle school)! Needless to say, nobody missed him! As said in a Grumpy Cat meme I saw which I wish I could print on a card and send it to him because I feel it was perfect for this, “Absence makes the heart grow fonder, of your absence.”
Edit: I just found out he is now the CEO of a new not well know company that he did talk about in class which honestly surprises me
I've worked a few very different jobs in my 30 years of life. I've delivered the morning news papers, planted and cut down trees, cleaned out building sites, manufactured all sorts of food products, taught a few days at elementary school, and worked on a whole lot of ITC projects. Sitting on my ass in front of a computer pays the bills but I've never been as satisfied in my life as after a long day of doing some physical work.
13:40 "Hmm that's odd. Usually the blood gets off on the 2nd floor."
6:46 Hell no! That is bull, when you’re pregnant you shouldn’t be allowed to lift up anything lighter than a pen cap and take mandatory breaks every so often so you can sit and rest as to not stress out either the baby or the mother, and that should be the norm in any workplace for a worker who is pregnant…actually scratch that, in a perfect world women that are pregnant wouldn’t even be at work at all and there would be a mandatory nine month paid maternity leave so the mother can focus on providing for her little one and give it the best start possible
The 2nd grade girl letting her lips turn into a horror movie is to prove a point to a teacher is one of the most badass stories on this channel
Add some fangs as well.
OMG, the poor little girl with chapped lips and the teacher triggered me so bad. Where do these teachers come from? My son, years ago, had asthma and allergies (and chapped lips) and a teacher told us he was attention seeking with cough and using lip balm. I went OFF. How very dare she make that assumption? We had him on weekly allergy shot regimen, asthma meds, lip balm, etc., per doctor's instructions. Wench didn't even BOTHER to find out if there was a medical problem. Oh, and he participated in class and always did his work. She just was horrible.
on number 1, OP shouldve double back down on them. op DID know their work schedule, and precisely when they were scheduled to work. meaning they knew they're schedule didnt include going to work that day. OP was perfectly aware of their own schedule which is why they DIDNT come in that day. duh
I wanna buy this “Chad” guy a beer. That was next level trolling 😂
If you've got a doctor's note, say for being sick for a set amount of days, and you go back to work early there are actually enforceable laws to prevent this and if you injure yourself in the time period your supposed to be off then insurance WON'T cover you.
“My exit plan is walk out the front door.”
Great exit of a professionally guarded military base while under constant heavy fire. Oh wait.
I worked in a daycare 6 months. 10$ an hour (pennies for how much work i did) i worked with the 5 and 6 year olds. I was allowed to have a ratio of 20 kids by myself, i took care of 24-27 by myself. Out of ratio and ILLEGAL! My coworker worked with 7 and up. Her ratio was also 20 kids...she had 48!!!! In a tiny room!! By HERSELF!! She left and i did shortly after. Totally illegal. I gave them a 2 week notice because i got a new job caregiving a special needs man (still at that job and LOVE IT) BUT! After the first week, i had a vacation already approved the week after. So, i gave a 2 week notice...that was really only one week. They. Were. Pissed. They were horrible to me and the kids, i had NO remorse. Fuck that place! NEVER put your kids in a daycare! One lady slapped the kids and called them horrible names. I told my boss, she did nothing...
Her lips were bleeding...
Should have gotten some fake fangs to go with it.
LOL 😂😂😂
I feel your sister on the chapped lips thing, OP. If I don't reapply chapstick every few minutes, my lips get just as bad. No idea why. Just have really, really sensitive skin.
Oh god just imagining the horror that the teacher saw, i cannot stop laughing at how horrified she was
Yo this "we cant have a male employee alone with the kids" bullshit really got my gears turning and im super pissed right now.. what makes them think a female employee wont assault/abuse the kids ? Smh
14:24 “ means inches. ‘ means foot. C’mon rSlash!
I can completely relate to the first story. the same thing happened to me.
This happened more than 20 years ago, when I was 16. I got my first real job at Pizza Hut. I was working as a cook, and got along with most everyone there. Except the head manager and assistant manager. The head manager was a general bitch to everyone, but there was a special thing between me and the assistant manager. My niece and her son were in either pre school or kindergarten at the time. He had been sexually harassing my niece constantly, wanting her to touch his "pee pee". She knew who I was, so there was a lot of animosity and tension between us.
But back to the story.
I had been working there for several months and my normal schedule was 5-10 with the occasional 5-close. No big thing. I usually stayed to myself, did my work, and went home. Here's where the problem comes in. The manager would make the schedule every week. I would photocopy it to take home so I knew when I was scheduled to work. It was quicker than searching for a pen and a piece of paper to hand write it on. The managers started changing my schedule *_WITHOUT FUCKING TELLING ME!_* I was pissed. I would come in to work for a 5-10 schedule, and when 10 would roll around, I would get ready to leave. They would try to tell me I was scheduled to close. When I told them that they were wrong, they would just say "If you want to keep your job you'll stay until close." Fine. Bitch. This went on for a few weeks, with me getting more and more pissed as it went on.
Now for my revenge.
There was one night that was beyond chaotic every year. Homecoming. I was the only cook that wasn't involved, or didn't have a date so they scheduled me to work. Ok. Also homecoming was on a Friday night this year, and Fridays are nuts anyway. I was scheduled to come in at 5. Where was I at 5? Home relaxing. I get a call at 5:10.
Manager - "Where the fuck are you?"
Me - "Home"
Manager - "Are you coming in?"
Me - "No"
Manager - "Well thanks for telling us you fucking quit!"
Me - "You shouldn't have fucked with my schedule without telling me then threatened my job, cunt"
That was the last time I talked to them. I heard that both managers had a mild nervous breakdown that night, as they were the only two available employees and couldn't keep up. A lot of customers waited over 2 hours for their food and were pissed. I also called the health department on them for recycling pizza, and they were shut down a month later.
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This is crazy because I can totally relate to the 3rd video too.
My second grade teacher had a special hatred for me. I never understood her. She made up stories about me and not only told them to adults, but to the students as well. If I was wiggling my foot, it meant I had "problems". She made me sit in a box for 2 weeks. After 2 weeks she would try to tell me it had only been one week and very loudly call me stupid. I eventually started skipping school and vandalizing the teachers cars and school property. I retaliated like that. I was never officially caught, but they all knew it was me.
Jennifer I fuckin respect you
You, sir/mam, a madlad. Big respect for you
@@novra5418 where the hell are you getting "sir"? did you not see my name?
On the daycare job, by "appropriate", were they assuming that women are more trustworthy than men?
Pretty much. The whole stereotype that men are all sexual deviants and women never are, which is obviously false.
"A Royal Straight Flush."
Poker isn't your game, I see.
To the last story: I'd have made a note "COMPANY SECRETS" fotorgarphed it and taken pictures of the numbers 0-4. He reaches for the phone you show him the pictures.
"4", "3", "2", "1", "0". Then say haha now you can't see THIS anymore and show him "COMPANY SECRETS"
How in the world can they expect you to know you have to work if they don't call you? I worked a job where they wouldn't call you if you were late for a scheduled day. I had a no call, no show because of this. It would have been nice to have a heads up. That is what eventually led me to quit that job. My last week of that job was the worst. My last day was supposed to be Thursday. I worked Mon, checked my schedule for the next day, was scheduled to work the next morning. Went in the next morning and I wasn't on the schedule and was scheduled for Friday. Went home, worked my scheduled Thursday and didn't show up Friday. What were they going to do? Fire me?
I love that security story.
I understand the need to view photos, but it has to be done equally with everyone for it to be secure. No "random" checks.
At my company, we are not allowed to use cameras at all, and the photos can be checked at any time. However, they have never once used this to look at our phones because no one is stupid enough to use them for anything other than music. (They have threatened to fully ban phones on the shop floor if texting continues. Considering who we make some parts for, we are lucky to have them at all.)
The teacher story reminds me from when I was in year six.
My bitch teacher who made my life a living hell wouldn’t believe me one day when I told her I was sick and got annoyed when I told her. So the next day the lazy cow chucked a sicky (she did that a lot, more then I did to get away from her) I projectile vomited all over my desk. My desk mates were lucky that they were able to move their stuff out of the way in time. I destroyed my maths book. I wish she had have been there to witness it. Sadly she used me not having a maths book to make my life even worse :(
The last one with the security gaurd as Paul Blart was classic.
Chronic nosebleeder here, I feel for the person sooo much I had to skip part of a 5th project from a bloody nose they should probably have called the hospital for cuz it bad....but I was fine, had a few others during my time at school...not fun
There are three things that all wise teachers fear: A school day in snow storm, a rumored allegation, and the wrath of a well-behaved student.
You know, smearing so much of that crap on her lips probably made that guy's sister's chapping problem a hell of a lot worse than it would have been otherwise.
Lip 'balms' are loaded with irritants and astringents which feel nice when applied, but quickly dry out. You end up needing to apply more, and more, and _more,_ and *_more,_* and *_MORE,_* screwing up your lips as you go and paying for the privilege.
That first story.... OP should have kept calling till the write up disappeared....
The last story made me think that if someone was constantly checking the last 5 pictures on my phone, they'd start to think they were in Groundhog Day because I never take photos so they'd be seeing the same 5 photos every day