Перевод: Астарион: Красивое лицо открывает многие двери. Не то чтобы я видел это лицо с тех пор, как на нем выросли клыки и глаза покраснели. Тав: Это к лучшему. А то возраст тебя не особо красит. Астарион: Возраст!? Что значит не красит!? Я же вампир! Вечно молодой. Тав: Да шучу я, ты выглядишь отлично. Астарион: Правда? А поконкретнее... Тав: Твои локоны очень красиво вьются у тебя за ушами... Астарион: Уффф... я ожидал услышать лесть, а не поэзию! Просто скажи, что я прекрасен, и день будет прожит не зря. Тав: Все, что тебе нужно - банальная лесть? Астарион: Конечно нет... меня еще интересуют золото, секс, месть... немаленький такой спсочек. Однако, если мне не удается получить что-то из вышепречисленного, я согласен и на банальную лесть.
@@AkaiJediя только начала проходить игру. У меня на ваши слова реакция "А что, так можно было?!" (У меня пока "будет". Что ж, теперь я знаю, что мне делать)
@@ЕленаТурская-х1тэто конечно не скоро будет, но сделайте обязательно) возможность сделать статую добавили пару недель назад вроде в 11 хотфиксе, так что это новая фича 😂
If you catch him trying to look at his scars and he asks you what you're doing, if you tell him you're enjoying the view, he's flattered. Personally I would have been insulted but he actually takes it really well.
@@JasmineGeminiDragonI dunno, if someone I fancied told that to me, I would think of it as a compliment as well xD then again, it really depends on who says it I guess
Ooooohhh. The defensiveness on that one. 😂 He is a very petty boy who is _determined_ to stay pretty. Don't you dare mention a wrinkle. Or, worse, a _mole._ 😆
One of my actual DnD characters has proficiency in painters supplies and has a set of them. I wish the game allowed us to paint Astarion a portait so he could see what he looks like. That’s be really sweet, I think
Really! But as long as I know vampires cannot even see the paintings of them. But I was thinking, why not use the parasite to link the minds to let Astarion see himself, it worked with the scars…
@@yoyohayli vampire lore about mirrors is because silver was used in the making of mirrors in ye olde times, and silver was thought to be "pure" in a way that gave it properties to thwart both vampires and werewolves. The movie "Daybreakers" has the world taken over by vampires, and they get around the mirrors issue by using screens and digital cameras. :D
It's so swift that you could miss it if you don't pay enough attention. Those little details make him more "real", even if he's only a group of polygons with textures 💔
i like when you tell him any other companion is better looking cause he'll be like "well then i should get my beauty sleep to keep up with the competition"
I get the feeling he's got some real self-loathing going on behind all that narcissism and arrogance. He probably can't handle anything more than shallow praise because he doesn't feel worthy of it. 💔
Spoilers! but it’s a little strange that when he uses your eyes to see his back, while he’s cutting up cazador, he has no interest in seeing his own face. I know in the moment maybe it would have been off, but it’s always an option for him that he never takes advantage of
Honestly i play as a good character and I had max approval with him pretty fast. I think mainly bc he likes it when you chose deception/persuasion over fighting. That and playing along when he asks you "hypothetical questions". For both of those conversations I'm pretty sure the only option that gives you disapproval are the one where you just refuse to answer.
It means he apparently stopped aging at 39, and he looks the part, but he's an elf, so he really shouldn't. Therefore, he has not been aging gracefully.
спасибо большое!!! Я немного переживаю, потому что моя видеокарта недостаточно мощная, и не получается сделать так, чтобы его волосы выглядели хорошо, а не как мочалка, ну и позицию с хорошим светом в этот раз не удалось найти, вдруг он выглядит как то крипово... я была бы рада фидбэку по этому поводу))
@@kkotova1Не знаю, по-моему всё прекрасно! :))) ❤ По крайней мере ощущение, что он разговаривает прям с нами - передано отлично, разный свет на левую и правую части лица очень натурален и придаёт даже какой-то интимности диалогу. Криповости не ощущается, Астарион прекрасен😳 Интересно, что даже говоря прямо в камеру он всё равно поворачивает лицо то в профиль, то на 3/4.. не обращала до этого внимания - такая живая мимика 😳 Не устаю восторгаться разработчиками, это же надо заставить пиксели и строчки кода выглядеть ТАК прекрасно, с таким безумным влиянием на игроков..
Спасибо большое!!!! вот вот, именно!! на сколько я поняла, это все записывалось с живых актеров, поэтому разнообразие мимки и тд, все запечатлено как в реальности, жаль мы этого не видим из-за ракурса в самой игре)@@SnowwwAngel
I honestly didn't care one way or another about this character at the start... but it was conversations like this, the teasing playful mock insulted conversations, that sold me. Yeah. He's always a lot of fun.
Muhhh I missed the Twirl.I tryed the mole one and he was so scared he stopped hearing me and skipped ha ha ha . So I tryed again but was so scared he gets pissed that I just told him what he wanted to hear. Damit my angry kitten is so hard to please sometimes. One time he finds it funny or acts good when you insult or make a joke about him and then you have other times where he goes pissed off kitten when you even try. Sometmes it is really hard to see when you can joke with him. Awww my little Diva Cat.
I mean he is drop Dead gorgeous I'm going to have a hard time when I get the game. and whenever I do a new playthrough afterwards because well i be going straight to him
@@kkotova1 именно по этой причине отдаю ей самых распрекрасных принцев, которые будут носить на ручках и потакать всем прихотям. 😂 Невозможно удержаться от сего очарования. 🥹
Neil Newbon has RANGE! I HAD TO GOOGLE HIM to confirm my suspicions (He sounded really close to Kamski from DBH (who actually sounds a bit different from Gavin even though it's the same actor) bro nails them) I can usually pin a VA to previous works, lol
My bard Tav would flatter him in the most poetic way possible. I have a feeling he's so annoyed because he actually thinks he doesn't deserve poetry. So he assured himself poetry is useless
На его лице на секунду появляется недовольное выражение, я бы сказала отвращение, когда он говорит про секс... Вот это я понимаю внимание к деталям. Которые, к тому же почти невозможно заметить без модов....
Перевод:
Астарион: Красивое лицо открывает многие двери. Не то чтобы я видел это лицо с тех пор, как на нем выросли клыки и глаза покраснели.
Тав: Это к лучшему. А то возраст тебя не особо красит.
Астарион: Возраст!? Что значит не красит!? Я же вампир! Вечно молодой.
Тав: Да шучу я, ты выглядишь отлично.
Астарион: Правда? А поконкретнее...
Тав: Твои локоны очень красиво вьются у тебя за ушами...
Астарион: Уффф... я ожидал услышать лесть, а не поэзию! Просто скажи, что я прекрасен, и день будет прожит не зря.
Тав: Все, что тебе нужно - банальная лесть?
Астарион: Конечно нет... меня еще интересуют золото, секс, месть... немаленький такой спсочек. Однако, если мне не удается получить что-то из вышепречисленного, я согласен и на банальную лесть.
Только лишь поэтому я в квесте про художника заказала его портрет и в цирке - его обнаженную статую. Пусть любуется!
вот я сделала то же самое!!!!😁@@AkaiJedi
@@AkaiJediя только начала проходить игру. У меня на ваши слова реакция "А что, так можно было?!" (У меня пока "будет". Что ж, теперь я знаю, что мне делать)
@@ЕленаТурская-х1тэто конечно не скоро будет, но сделайте обязательно) возможность сделать статую добавили пару недель назад вроде в 11 хотфиксе, так что это новая фича 😂
@@ЕленаТурская-х1т я по ходу игры сразу недоумевала, что за 200 лет никакой его поклонник не вызвался написать его портрет!
I love him but I love teasing him more 😂😂😂❤❤❤ he's adorable when bothered
True 😂 and I’m sorry again
haha so true, this are the same choices I picked
That's why I went with "you look pretty good. Not "Gale kinda good" but still pretty good" the first time I got this scene 😂
Neil Newborn would agree with you 😂
Teasing him about aging, his response is actually adorable I like when he gets all flustered and frustrated
Yes he is so cute 😂
If you catch him trying to look at his scars and he asks you what you're doing, if you tell him you're enjoying the view, he's flattered. Personally I would have been insulted but he actually takes it really well.
He probably takes it well because that is evidence of his grand plot being effective.
@@user-Bambix also vanity but yeah... I allowed that cause I literally WAS enjoying the view
i meant it sarcastically 😂😭
@@JasmineGeminiDragonI dunno, if someone I fancied told that to me, I would think of it as a compliment as well xD then again, it really depends on who says it I guess
Oh, of course. I'm smooth as hell. but then again, maybe he finds awkward cringe a perk?@@MurakiChiyo
"Im hot but i cant see how hot!"
"Dont worry, youre very hot"
*spins cutely*
Ooooohhh. The defensiveness on that one. 😂
He is a very petty boy who is _determined_ to stay pretty. Don't you dare mention a wrinkle. Or, worse, a _mole._ 😆
Hahah yes, he is cute 😂
I'm still crushed they didnt have an option to say, "You do put the ass in Astarion in the best way possible." 😉❤
hehehehe
That's the thing. He don't have one though.❤ Love him still.
@@crimsonclaw4703 He may not have a bountiful badonkadonk, but he does indeed have a groovay bootay. imo, at least.
@crimsonclaw4703 tf are you talking about, have you seen his butt in those camp pants? Both the men and women in this game have fantastic asses lol
All due respect my dude, but he's flatter than the state of Kansas back there
One of my actual DnD characters has proficiency in painters supplies and has a set of them. I wish the game allowed us to paint Astarion a portait so he could see what he looks like. That’s be really sweet, I think
Really! But as long as I know vampires cannot even see the paintings of them. But I was thinking, why not use the parasite to link the minds to let Astarion see himself, it worked with the scars…
Oh my god, a vampire-who-cant-see-their-reflection and painter-who-thinks-the-vampire-is-their-greatest-muse pairing would be INCREDIBLE
@@kkotova1I've never heard that lore about vampires. Where did you hear that one? It's always been mirrors for some lore, but not all, even.
@@yoyohayli vampire lore about mirrors is because silver was used in the making of mirrors in ye olde times, and silver was thought to be "pure" in a way that gave it properties to thwart both vampires and werewolves.
The movie "Daybreakers" has the world taken over by vampires, and they get around the mirrors issue by using screens and digital cameras. :D
@@c.b.- That movie was WAY better than it had any right to be
I love his little twirl 💅
He's so 🫳
The knife cat face at the very end. He's such a smug little shit whenever he delivers a great line.
I really like these camera angles, I feel like he’s actually talking to me 😂
Thank you!!!!💕💕💕💕💕
how does one get these camera angles?...for research purposes :D
Yes yes yes for science:3
“just tell me im beautiful and we can call it a day~” MOOD.
He gives heavy Lucifer morningstar vibes
Omg me too 😆♥️♥️♥️ I was thinking something similar lol
YEEESSS❤❤ his Voice and Pronunciation sounds so much like Tom Ellis Lucifer that i fr tought it was him for a moment❤❤️🔥
@@lisatroyckeI know right it was that of moment “I like this character but surely he’s unique and I don’t have a type right “ lol lol ❤❤❤😂😅
OH GOD, I JUST REALIZED THAT!!! THANK YOU STRANGER ON THE INTERNET!!
This entire time I’ve been saying it!! He sounds so much like Tom Ellis!!
Me: a lesbian
Astarion: _“You sure about that bbgrl?”_
I thought I was the only one who had their bi awakening with Astarion 😂
if you're a lesbian, being attracted to fictional characters doesn't necessarily count - unless you want it to! =)
Gurl I'm ace but that hair and voice has got me screaming in my pillow
@@garden_creature oh yeah, I’ve been kinda distancing myself from being a lesbian due to mother fuckers like _him._
@@lemmetalkaboutthis Same
I wish we could hug him all the time. He needs that. And cuddles. Lots of cuddles.
true!!
A hug option in addition to the kiss option PLEASE
Learning there was a mod that adds in a hug option is what had me finally learn to add mods lol
@@Madeleinewith3Esthat's it I'm modding my game
The twirl gets me every time 😂
The way he makes a disgusted face when he says “sex” breaks my heart 💔
It's so swift that you could miss it if you don't pay enough attention. Those little details make him more "real", even if he's only a group of polygons with textures 💔
@@melissaz7338yes, exactly….
Why on "sex"? Did something happen?
@@aprilapricolt21 he has a very rich background of trauma connected to that…
@@kkotova1 something along the lines of only being used for sex? I'm guessing? Or possibly sa?
Someone needs to give him a hug 🥺
yees.... we need that feature in the game!!!
I volunteer as a tribute
My boy really does need it
i like when you tell him any other companion is better looking cause he'll be like "well then i should get my beauty sleep to keep up with the competition"
😂he knows he is the best looking 😏
But :((((( I love the way his hair curls around his ears
Astarion: Really? Anything in particular?
Me: Do you want a list? 😅
His expressions are amazing I love him
Very cute 😂
With the way he talks i thought he'd love to hear his exploits sung out like a Shakespearian play.
As a person, Astarion is so full of red flags, I would run SO far away to avoid his bullshit
As a character, 10/10 he's perfect
I'm addicted with your Astarion shorts aaaaaaaaaa
Thank you darling ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I get the feeling he's got some real self-loathing going on behind all that narcissism and arrogance. He probably can't handle anything more than shallow praise because he doesn't feel worthy of it. 💔
Oh maybe 🥲🥲
That’s how most narcissists are irl too, they need you to believe they’re great because they’re insecure deep down
“A well presented face can open a lot of doors.” As someone currently getting gussied up for a job interview, I sure hope so.
My favorite interaction is when Tav teases him about his mole.😂😂
The little princess twirl 😂
He gets so butt hurt when you say hes not aging gracefully. Lol its cute i love him. He a pretty boi and he knows it.
😁🥰
I don't know why but I really liked that line - A well presented face can open a lot of doors
he knows what he is talking about👌
I love his response when you say: “I’m kissing. You look great.”
As an artist I wish there was an option to be one in the game and offer to draw him
i just wanna give bim a billion kisses on his cheeks 😭
I love him! The way he raise his head like he wants to say: "You can praise me now"
Spoilers! but it’s a little strange that when he uses your eyes to see his back, while he’s cutting up cazador, he has no interest in seeing his own face. I know in the moment maybe it would have been off, but it’s always an option for him that he never takes advantage of
Really… it would be interesting if he saw himself 🤔 if he can see the scars, then he can see his full appearance
I love the moment of panic when you tell Astarion he’s not aging gracefully.
Its so hard to get his approval of youre playing a good guy that it actually is so rewarding if you romance him
I had same struggles in my first playthrough!!
Honestly i play as a good character and I had max approval with him pretty fast. I think mainly bc he likes it when you chose deception/persuasion over fighting. That and playing along when he asks you "hypothetical questions". For both of those conversations I'm pretty sure the only option that gives you disapproval are the one where you just refuse to answer.
Tell me i'm smocking hot not your life story: The scene
Him saying something about not seeing his reflection reminds me of What We Do in the Shadows, with everyone drawing each other.
I love how offended he gets XD
After everything he's been through, Astarion deserve **all the shallow prases**
It means he apparently stopped aging at 39, and he looks the part, but he's an elf, so he really shouldn't. Therefore, he has not been aging gracefully.
Nnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg your first person pov Astarion shorts give me LIIIIIIFE!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Thank you very much!!!!!!!! I really appreciate you watching them!!!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
@@kkotova1I'm so confused as to how you get these scenes. Or do you make them?
I love him so much
HIS SPIN AUGHHHH HE'S SO CUTE
The way his eyes widen and jaw almost drops when you tell him he’s aging 😂 I feel so bad but it’s too funny. I could watch that over and over again
Ooohh somebody paint that boy a portrait
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT GAME THIS IS BUT *WHY IS HE FLOODING MY RECOMMENDATIONS LIKE THE POP STAR HE BECOMES* 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
He's so real for that 😭 "just call me beautiful and we can call it a day" me if I wasn't so nice
I love him so much 😭😭😭
It's so funny that he approves if you say something like "you're good. Not Gale good, but--"
@@vintagearisen I always pick Karlach in this dialogue. She’s our resident hottie, and I will not accept debates on this. =D
the way he's turning around - ahhh 😀 c'mon, baby, you're beautiful as always ❤ 😊
At least he is easy to shop for birthday and x-mas presents.....
Right 😂😂😂
The answer with the mole is hilarious😂😂😂😂
He’s such a chad I can’t 💀
Ещё один шикарный диалог, от первого лица он особенно прекрасен..😳🔥
Готова пересматривать снова и снова, и снова.. 😻
Спасибо огромное, вы чудо!!! ❤
спасибо большое!!! Я немного переживаю, потому что моя видеокарта недостаточно мощная, и не получается сделать так, чтобы его волосы выглядели хорошо, а не как мочалка, ну и позицию с хорошим светом в этот раз не удалось найти, вдруг он выглядит как то крипово... я была бы рада фидбэку по этому поводу))
@@kkotova1какая у вас видеокарта?
3060ti)))
@@kkotova1Не знаю, по-моему всё прекрасно! :))) ❤
По крайней мере ощущение, что он разговаривает прям с нами - передано отлично, разный свет на левую и правую части лица очень натурален и придаёт даже какой-то интимности диалогу. Криповости не ощущается, Астарион прекрасен😳
Интересно, что даже говоря прямо в камеру он всё равно поворачивает лицо то в профиль, то на 3/4.. не обращала до этого внимания - такая живая мимика 😳
Не устаю восторгаться разработчиками, это же надо заставить пиксели и строчки кода выглядеть ТАК прекрасно, с таким безумным влиянием на игроков..
Спасибо большое!!!! вот вот, именно!! на сколько я поняла, это все записывалось с живых актеров, поэтому разнообразие мимки и тд, все запечатлено как в реальности, жаль мы этого не видим из-за ракурса в самой игре)@@SnowwwAngel
Мне понравилось то мимолётное выражение его лица на слове "aging". Сделала скриншот. Такой милый, когда он застигнут врасплох 😁
ахаха да, такой удивленный)спасибо, что смотрите ✨️
he’s so sassy (rise of the sassy men apocalypse)
He’s so zesty I can’t 😂
I honestly didn't care one way or another about this character at the start... but it was conversations like this, the teasing playful mock insulted conversations, that sold me. Yeah. He's always a lot of fun.
Two things:
He's an elf before he's a vampire, he hardly ages anyway.
And,
You don't have to settle, honey, it's okay
Good thing he mastered styling hair blindfolded then
For real 😂
I swear they designed him as the perfect blend of Jareth the goblin king, and Spike from BTVS.
Готова гладить этого кота по шерстке каждый божий день) 🥰😼
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
this is the scene that had me getting the game, he just has me chuckling 🤭
He has the best lines 😂😂😂
I love how you gaslight him at the beginning
😂😂😂
But Astarion who said you had to settle? I certainly didn’t.
I didn't know this game, I wasn't interested, but this man keeps popping up and now I'm saving to buy it.😅 😂❤
Trust me you won’t regret it😏
I always talk about the mole 😂
😂he is so confused when you say that
Same, Astarion. Same 😌
Muhhh I missed the Twirl.I tryed the mole one and he was so scared he stopped hearing me and skipped ha ha ha . So I tryed again but was so scared he gets pissed that I just told him what he wanted to hear. Damit my angry kitten is so hard to please sometimes. One time he finds it funny or acts good when you insult or make a joke about him and then you have other times where he goes pissed off kitten when you even try. Sometmes it is really hard to see when you can joke with him. Awww my little Diva Cat.
*spin* anything in particular??
God i love astarion sm
I see Astarion is familiar with the Skyrim Shuffle
These clips make me wanna play the game
I will not give only shallow praise
expect some poetry alongside it.
I mean he is drop Dead gorgeous I'm going to have a hard time when I get the game. and whenever I do a new playthrough afterwards because well i be going straight to him
He told me I praised him like a grandma 😂
hehehe
I love the vibes in these comment sections. It’s just full of us simps squealing at him and sharing fun facts
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Моя любимая диснеевская принцесса 😂❤
ПАХАХААХХ😂😂😂😂😂 утипути
@@kkotova1 именно по этой причине отдаю ей самых распрекрасных принцев, которые будут носить на ручках и потакать всем прихотям. 😂
Невозможно удержаться от сего очарования. 🥹
да он милаш, обожаю его хехехе@@Imsillygamer
@@kkotova1 я тоже. Я даже саботировала собственного парня его романсить. Как вообще этот диагноз называется??? 😂😂😂
ахахахахах я тут мужу сказать стесняюсь, что устроила у себя на канале притон фанючек Астариона, а вы вон что вытворяете ахахахах 😂@@Imsillygamer
THE LIL TWIRL
THE SPIN HAHAHAH
God I'd die for him
It's the twirl for me.
Oooh so thats how you get the twirly thingy he did 😂 i never insult him to his face so i never got this
😂😂😂well here he doesn’t seem to be too mad about insulting, so it’s safe in this dialogue
I’VE NEVER SEEN THE TWIRL I WANT TO GET HIS TWIRL
at first tell him he is aging and then say you're joking hahah he will do it
Ok charisma 10
his grimace after he says “sex” :(
Neil Newbon has RANGE!
I HAD TO GOOGLE HIM to confirm my suspicions (He sounded really close to Kamski from DBH (who actually sounds a bit different from Gavin even though it's the same actor) bro nails them)
I can usually pin a VA to previous works, lol
Yes it’s him 😁 also Heisenberg from Resident Evil Village
THE TWIRL
Буквально 5 минут назад вышла из игры после этого кекного диалога.D
😂😂😂 к вашим услугам
My bard Tav would flatter him in the most poetic way possible. I have a feeling he's so annoyed because he actually thinks he doesn't deserve poetry. So he assured himself poetry is useless
the gay little twirl........ hes so cute i swear to god
If you’re gith you get an extra option here where you just describe what he looks like
For someone who hates clowns, he can be quite a clown (lovingly)
DAYUM
I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
На его лице на секунду появляется недовольное выражение, я бы сказала отвращение, когда он говорит про секс... Вот это я понимаю внимание к деталям. Которые, к тому же почти невозможно заметить без модов....
Именно так 🥲 бедолага….
You ever considered getting someone to remove curse on you A?
Really!