Wis Dom Your damn fucking right. Im a boxer, i train 2 hours a day, 4 days a week and eat like a king. I dont gain weight. Im not ripped but when i take my shirt off i look like a runner or a swimmer. Kinda funny really.
We used to walk a mile to go to the public pool, swim all day & then walk home. We were 10 yrs old . Didn’t seem like a big deal. Now if I walked that mile I’d need a nap afterwards… lol
@@graceb3064 Jared Fogle was the former pitchman for Subway, whose claim to fame was losing over 200 lbs by only eating Subway sandwiches (minus most condiments) and exercise; that gave Subway a lot of exposure. Speaking of which, it all came crashing down when Jared was accused of molesting boys. That led to his wife divorcing him, and him serving jail time.
I just finished reading Michael's book - This sketch is funny because he WAS NOT actually eating 10,000-12,000 calories per day. He says that is an exaggeration made up by the media for clickbait and headlines etc. He's making fun of it in this. He was eating less, like 4000-9000. Still way more than the average person, but it wasn't a gallon of coffee ice cream and a whole pizza a day hahaha. The 3 sandwiches, omelette, 3 french toast & pancakes was accurate though (only when he was hungry af)
wow thanks for explaining for all us stupid dumb people, i rlly thought he ate that much!what a great skit now that youve explained the jokea, i never would have understoud it without youre help!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!111!!!!!! thnks1111!
Well, he is NOT ACTUALLY AN ACTOR. In fairness to Phelps, he did great in the beginning up until the part where he is reading the food list. His brain is probably laughing & telling him "oh that's sooo wrong! Who on earth can eat that much?"
remember folks, he didnt miss a single day of his practice for 5 straight years. worked his ass off for the 28 olympic medals that he shows off. he burned all that he ate in a day as well
My brother got his autograph at the Jimmy's resteraunt in baltimore md. He ordered 8 crabcakes,2 salmon filets,2steaks,French fries,and a bunch of dessert. Plus a natty boh beer the year before he won those medals
@@alizaloring3437 He was the spokesman of Subway for many years after losing over 200 pounds by (among other things) switching from traditional fast food to Subway sandwiches. More recently, he was convinced of possession of child pornography and child sex tourism; he is currently serving prison time.
@@alizaloring3437, Jared Fogle lost weight eating two Subway sandwiches a day. Subway made him their spokesman. It was later discovered that he had an affection for middle school aged girls. He was sent to prison and his wife divorced him.
and THEN 🤣🤣🤣🤣- JARED WALKS IN!??!?!? immediatley can hear the subway theme parody from South Park . "Hes still lookin geeeewwwwwwd , hiz name iz Jared eatin up all da Subway samicheesssssssss."
The sad part is people who no nothing about nutrition sometimes really try to copy Athletes/fit people they know diets without working out and then wonder why they fail at loosing wight,
I've always joked about how you can eat whatever you want if you exercise enough and have referenced this skit that I remember watching. But I totally forgot Jared was in it. The cheers he got watching this in 2024 was the funniest part of the video.
I was eating at a restaurant in Vienna and fortunately Phelps was at the table next to me. He let his wife and friends pick first and then told the waiter he wants 9 pizzas. The waiter said: you mean 9 pieces, we only serve 12 piece pizzas though. Michael then told him : No, i would like 9 pizzas, 108 pieces if you will
2013 was a simpler time. No COVID-19, Trump wasn't ever president, and people could seriously say "Hey! It's Jared Fogle! Let's listen to what he has to say."
Translation from a guy training swimming: If you are genetically skinny (like me) you just eat whatever you want whenever you want as long as you swim 3 days a week Swimming burns hella lot calories and builds muscle and eating after a training session is way more than when eating without training. I personally can confirm it, before I started training my weight was 62kg and now I am 70kg (the time lapse being from April 2018 to March 2019)
Sketch starts: "Oh, okay" Michael Phelps says a few lines: *cringe* Michael Phelps says a few more lines: *even worse cringe* Jared Fogle shows up: "AHHHH! DESTROY MY PHONE!"
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You can eat whatever you want if you exercise 8 hours a day.
When it comes to weight loss yes..
Wis Dom Your damn fucking right. Im a boxer, i train 2 hours a day, 4 days a week and eat like a king. I dont gain weight. Im not ripped but when i take my shirt off i look like a runner or a swimmer. Kinda funny really.
Wis Dom if you dont eat correctly though your body wont get the nutrition to eork and recover
Wis Dom no you can't, if you are an athlete you cant
*Rich doing dumbell press then gym guy tries to take a dumbell*
Rich: Oh sorry I'm using that.
Gym guy: How many sets?
Rich: 8 hours
I'm not sure which is more uncomfortable, Phelps stumbling through his lines or the Jared Fogle cameo.
It's the Jared Fogle cameo
Definitely Fogle.
fogel easily
If it’s not obvious it’s the Jared google cameo there’s something wrong with you lol
Phelps’ acting is better than all the actors would be at swimming. Jared is definitely more uncomfortable. Creep.
Well...this is way funnier now
Jared Fogle comes in and everybody claps and cheers
Jordan Belfort 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂ikr
Jordan Belfort i
An alternate reality where we never know
Didn't age well at all.
It was a different time...
This didn't age well, Jared fogle
I see what you did there .😏
I literally stopped breathing I gasped so hard
Was about to say the exact same thing
He's now sucking a foot long in jail
@@tgms177 Your mama does that at home
“This diet sucks a *FOOT LONG!”*
-Jared Fogel, Colorado Prison
Dudes in prison? For what?
@@Lilliz91 ehhh google his name.
@@Lilliz91 He likes kids
@@malikthemadman he *loved* kids
H - - - Y! (NUTRITIONAL)! MICHAEL! PHELPS! THE! (GREATEST)! OF! (ALL!TIME)! SWIMMER! THE! (G,O,A,T)! PERIOD! HA! HA! HA!
Jared Fogle popping up out of nowhere gave me a heart attack, similar to this diet
Or similar to his victims I'm sure
H - - - Y! (VICTUAL)! MICHAEL! PHELPS! THE! (GREATEST)! OF! (ALL!TIME)! SWIMMER! THE! (G,O,A,T)! PERIOD! HA! HA! HA!
@@mikespenceTHEGOATB You repeat the same message on every single comment. We get it. Michael Phelps is a good swimmer.
the should probably edit out the part with jared from subway.....
Bat Man ure not batman cos
Why
yeah let's censor everything that offends people...
Why not change History to make us all more comfortable.... didn't like those Southerner in Civil War so let have the North fight Carebears
@@Kotor007 Yes.
as a swimmer i can say that the amount of hunger you have after a long practice makes you want to eat all of this
i’d totally agree
What do you eat after swimming?
@@RandomSkyeRoses if i had to choose stuff full of fat and protein like meat and some good veggies
We used to walk a mile to go to the public pool, swim all day & then walk home. We were 10 yrs old . Didn’t seem like a big deal. Now if I walked that mile I’d need a nap afterwards… lol
post-practice pasta hits different
Omg ....that’s the real Jared ...did not age well at all
Nor did the kids on the videos he owned
Ok I’m so confused who is this guy and why is everyone talking about him?
@@p.z.arnott2329 don't joke about that
@@graceb3064 Jared Fogle was the former pitchman for Subway, whose claim to fame was losing over 200 lbs by only eating Subway sandwiches (minus most condiments) and exercise; that gave Subway a lot of exposure. Speaking of which, it all came crashing down when Jared was accused of molesting boys. That led to his wife divorcing him, and him serving jail time.
@@clarastallworth845 ohhhh ok thank youuu 😁
Michael Phelps talks almost exactly like Jeff Cavaliere from AthleanX
Marshal II well, I ask you, has anyone seen them in a room together?!
Coincidence? I think NOT
Hahaha good point
Hello Guys it's Jeff Cavaliere Athlean-X, today we talk about...
Actually you forgot the ".com"- part hhahahaha. "Athlean-X.com"
LOL TRUE
I just finished reading Michael's book - This sketch is funny because he WAS NOT actually eating 10,000-12,000 calories per day. He says that is an exaggeration made up by the media for clickbait and headlines etc. He's making fun of it in this.
He was eating less, like 4000-9000. Still way more than the average person, but it wasn't a gallon of coffee ice cream and a whole pizza a day hahaha. The 3 sandwiches, omelette, 3 french toast & pancakes was accurate though (only when he was hungry af)
wow thanks for explaining for all us stupid dumb people, i rlly thought he ate that much!what a great skit now that youve explained the jokea, i never would have understoud it without youre help!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!111!!!!!! thnks1111!
@@ayosiayosi2869 You'd be surprised how many people actually believed he ate 10-12k calories a day lol..
@@DaveRichardsonFitness i could see that i was just being a dick haha
@@DaveRichardsonFitness I did. The man trained 8 hours a day.
@@ayosiayosi2869 LOLOLOLOL
This is exactly how celebrities in diet ads act. Michael nailed it!
"Hi, I'm Jared Fogel from Subway."
**LOUD SWEATING**
For me, it was *OH HECK NO, SKIP!*
I'm binge watching SNL clips and I saw Jared Fogle and was like... uh oh.
Yup. That definitely aged badly.
Anybody else get really uncomfortable seeing Fogle?
That dudes the best. Hes my hero he can do no wrong
@@joshmholmes25 yikes.
@@krummyraider5421 lol
Who is gonna tell josh
@@trumptrucka I dont know man.I dont have the guts to
Ooooh... "Thanks Jared". Probably the last time we'll hear that from a celebrity.
H - - - Y! (NUTRITIONAL)! MICHAEL! PHELPS! (G,O,A,T)! SWIMMER! PERIOD! HA! HA! HA!
Bill haders voice over gets me every time 😂😂😂
*Michael Phelps is definitely not cut out for acting.*
Well, he is NOT ACTUALLY AN ACTOR.
In fairness to Phelps, he did great in the beginning up until the part where he is reading the food list.
His brain is probably laughing & telling him "oh that's sooo wrong! Who on earth can eat that much?"
Honestly I think his episode was hard to watch
maybe that's because he's got 8 Olympic medals
The Michael Phelps Diet Challenge can feed a whole village in Africa 😮😮
Guyver The Bio Boosted Armor *countrt
Don't say Africa, Idk how u think it looks but there are not villages everywhere, and here we wouldn't eat that shit
Super Franky no it isn’t idiot we all noo half of that shit isn’t seasoned you Caucasians are known for not seasoning
or one Matt Stonie
How did I end up in this cesspool of comments
michael phelps has the weirdest jawline I've ever seen on a human being.
Mean
@Ryan John hydrodynamics
@kiwi yeah i think you would want to be a fish if you want to be the best swimmer of all time
And that olympic neck
remember folks, he didnt miss a single day of his practice for 5 straight years. worked his ass off for the 28 olympic medals that he shows off. he burned all that he ate in a day as well
People say edit out Jared. I say leave him in the skit to keep reminding people that he's getting the real meaty footlong now.
he's probably got nice rims
That’s so wrong but so right 😂😂😂
🤣🪦
My brother got his autograph at the Jimmy's resteraunt in baltimore md.
He ordered 8 crabcakes,2 salmon filets,2steaks,French fries,and a bunch of dessert.
Plus a natty boh beer the year before he won those medals
*Requires 6 hours a day of Olympic-level training.
The whole situation with jared Fogle just makes it funnier
Who is he and did he do something? What is going on in that comment section about him??
@@alizaloring3437 He was the spokesman of Subway for many years after losing over 200 pounds by (among other things) switching from traditional fast food to Subway sandwiches. More recently, he was convinced of possession of child pornography and child sex tourism; he is currently serving prison time.
@@alizaloring3437, Jared Fogle lost weight eating two Subway sandwiches a day. Subway made him their spokesman. It was later discovered that he had an affection for middle school aged girls. He was sent to prison and his wife divorced him.
@@alizaloring3437are you an idiot?
2:15 you know the feeling when something didn’t age well, and your insides say “oh no” all at once.
King of all awkward cameos
and THEN 🤣🤣🤣🤣- JARED WALKS IN!??!?!? immediatley can hear the subway theme parody from South Park . "Hes still lookin geeeewwwwwwd , hiz name iz Jared eatin up all da Subway samicheesssssssss."
HAHAHAH JARED FOGLE!
peeeedo
Whoopsy
This diet sucks a footdong!
Speedos for peedos
This diet sucks an underage footdong just like papa
My brother is a really serious swimmer (not Michael Phelps level, obviously, but intense for high school) and I've seen this sort of thing in action.
First time watching this in 2020, I said "OOF" when Jared showed up.
Who is he?
@@alizaloring3437 Search up Jared from Subway
*coughs* "jared fogle"
The face when you realize this is pretty close to his actual diet during training
*ALMOST CERTAINLY FATAL* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I assumed this skit was like from 2018 and got total whiplash when Jared Fogle showed up.
Hahahaha! They dropped a Fogle outta' *NOWHERE* on us!! BOOM!!!!
*Rich doing dumbell press then gym guy tries to take a dumbell*
Rich: Oh sorry I'm using that.
Gym guy: How many sets?
Rich: 8 hours
hahahah
right babe?
Whatever it takes
After announcing the breakfast phelps caught me of guard saying "a gallon of ice cream", 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Jared popped up and spooked me a tid bit.
I think I just had my first heart attack because of that Jared Fogle cameo. 😰
You don't have to train like an Olympic athlete to have an Olympic athlete body...
Yes you do🤣🤣🤣👌👌
No wonder he ate so much - he’s an athlete with the munchies
The sad part is people who no nothing about nutrition sometimes really try to copy Athletes/fit people they know diets without working out and then wonder why they fail at loosing wight,
No one is that stupid.
Wow Jared still in the skit, makes this really really funny, nailed it SNL.
Best thing about this clip is it was before Jared got busted and before they found out Phelps smoked a ton before eating all this 🤣🤣
A picture of him smoking a marijuana bong surfaced in 2009
2:16 I guess people will clap for anything.
Jared acting as a relic of the times makes this skit a good bit funnier.
2:14 CALL THE COPS!!!!!!!
That was hilarious. I can't believe Phelps agreed to have mickey taken out his diet!
Suddenly Jared from Subway shows up, and this ad is weird.
2:15 This skit aged REALLLY WELL!
can't even think how many hours he must be spending in the toilet!
he uses it all for swimming
well, he DOES swim everyday..
*Matt Stonie has entered the chat*
*This sketch: exists*
*Michael: furiously breathing*
*Matt: im gonna end this mans whole diet career*
I've always joked about how you can eat whatever you want if you exercise enough and have referenced this skit that I remember watching. But I totally forgot Jared was in it. The cheers he got watching this in 2024 was the funniest part of the video.
I was eating at a restaurant in Vienna and fortunately Phelps was at the table next to me. He let his wife and friends pick first and then told the waiter he wants 9 pizzas. The waiter said: you mean 9 pieces, we only serve 12 piece pizzas though. Michael then told him : No, i would like 9 pizzas, 108 pieces if you will
I love Bill Hader's voiceover
I was looking for this comment 😁
Oooops then Jared rocked up and it got real awkward real fast.
2013 was a simpler time. No COVID-19, Trump wasn't ever president, and people could seriously say "Hey! It's Jared Fogle! Let's listen to what he has to say."
2:20 that didn’t age well💀💀💀
2:15
HIIIIIIIDE YOOOOOO KIIIIIIIDS!!!
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
*Sees Jared “This didn’t age well”
Edit : *looks down in comments and sees almost exact comment “I’m not deleting this” 😅
That looks like one of The Rock’s cheat meals
Micheal Phelps is always part of a nutritious breakfast.
2:15The applause hasn’t aged very well
I tried to eat these food and go for a swim... YEP I was drowned!!!
Your joke would have been funny if you could type in eglish, correctly. Fail
ToOmAnYBLUNTS420 eglish? i guess the joke's on you mate
ToOmAnYBLUNTS420
Oh the irony.
ToOmAnYBLUNTS420 The sarcasm is strong in this one...
Oops... See, 500$ on a phone and it can't even capitalize an "e". Fuck you apple for making me look like a complete fool.
I like how the portions gets more and more ridiculous as it goes on
The pig was actually in a blanket 😂😂
Yeah, that was hilarious
i didnt look at the date of the video and i jumped out of my chair when i saw jared fogle
2:14
The moment when this sketch ages horribly.
Jared Fogel jumpscare
*Watching Michael Phelps stumble threw his lines is even more funnier.*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I loved SNL. A great dosage in the city!
Oooooof. Mabey the Jared thing wasn’t the best route to take
This is less of a sketch and more of a flex.
Michael forgetting his lines makes you wonder if too much weed is too much 😂😅
Tis not
Don't be an idiot
I am starving out here looking at this 😂😂😂
I don't think Phelps knew what he was promoting 😂
When Jared shows up 😬
Hahahahaha ! 4 wedding cake !!! 12000 Calories a day !!!
Jared from Subway before the prison sentence and the truth coming out.....
Who is he and what did he do???
Translation from a guy training swimming:
If you are genetically skinny (like me) you just eat whatever you want whenever you want as long as you swim 3 days a week
Swimming burns hella lot calories and builds muscle and eating after a training session is way more than when eating without training. I personally can confirm it, before I started training my weight was 62kg and now I am 70kg (the time lapse being from April 2018 to March 2019)
Michael Phelps for President
What was up with the subway guy?
oh. oh dear god.
Between phelps having zero on screen talent and fogle its 1 of the worst segments ever
2:14 oh!.......oh......
I saw Jared from subway and I was like. Oooooooh noooo this what people call regret .
Very similar to the Butterfield Diet.
yeah but michael phelps still looks like quasimodo!
"Almost certainly fatal" - sounds like a good slogan for "Almost pizza".
Having Jared say "Sucks a foot long" hurts to watch now.
1:32 He makes it look easy yo 😂 jjjj!!!
Michael phelps may be an athlete but he can't read
Come on, it's obvious that he's a nervous and insecure guy. Also he had ADHD. At least he still accepts doing these sketches.
Pickeledcoconut he has ADHD u are horrible
I’m sure he’s just a bit nervous
Wdym? He can’t read?
How many people can read cue cards well on a national tv? He’s not an actor, talent or comedian. He swims and he’s f’ing good at it. Enuf said.
i had to check the upload date when jared popped in
Sketch starts: "Oh, okay"
Michael Phelps says a few lines: *cringe*
Michael Phelps says a few more lines: *even worse cringe*
Jared Fogle shows up: "AHHHH! DESTROY MY PHONE!"
Nickado avocado really committed to this
the jared moment is a bit weirder in 2016
There's something called Michael Phelps bathroom time that people never thought about.
Love this guy, way to go Michael
I always love to know sports celebrities diet