“I have to go fast so that means you have to be in very dangerous positions it’s part of the deal” sounds like Sonic the Hedgehog’s mantra when he’s going through levels!
@@Cyrogenesis. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I going to stop some mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
_Cracks knuckles and and boots up TAS._ Looks like I got another world to do. Really nice to see that you've chosen to tackle this game for a speedrun! The PB community welcomes you. :)
"It's a little bit of a complicated game, but it makes sense the more you play it" Can't wait for him to discover the pinball level, or the one where you drive arround a rotating circle
I've been going to sleep at night to your videos for the past couple of months. This came in right before bedtime. Perfect! Btw I just like visualizing myself in whatever you describe and it helps me sleep haha
4:30 "And it works really well too that person wasn't in any danger! _Which I am kinda sad about that part._ *_But it's fine he'll be in danger later."_*
No way- like a decade ago I had a 2D version of this game on mobile! You had to build a bridge for a truck and it was generally much simpler, but still a really fun puzzle!
"We're gonna use this blimp to place some of these ropes and make sure everything is structurally sound." Ah, yes. Just like Königsberg's famous bridges.
Engineer: "Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you."
my teacher made me play it for homework thinking it would be fun, i spent 3 straight hours dying even after answering all the questions right, and cried so yea lol
you should do super mario 63 next a childhood flash game for a million people, especially for me. i heard there's an .exe version that doesn't require flash but I don't know where it is.
Been waiting for you to play this!!!
Get out, Mr certified, you're probably a fake
He's not, he's using the strongest shape power
we didn't see the truest of strong shapes
@@chongjoseph4723 hes real check his channel he makes good content and works hard dont make assumptions
@@chongjoseph4723 He is real.
Now that's what I call speed bridging
Or God bridging
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@I complete BEGONE BOT
@I complete BEGONE BOT
Bedwars speedbridgers: “When I gwow up I want to bwe a bwidge bwiulder!”
“I have to go fast so that means you have to be in very dangerous positions it’s part of the deal” sounds like Sonic the Hedgehog’s mantra when he’s going through levels!
When you have to finish building your bridge a few hours before the deadline:
@@icefy4771 what did he say?
can relate
@@afluffyfox6802 he said some very terrible things...
When you start building your bridge few hours before deadline:
hsing-yi huang SAY IT
"That's fine, he'll be in danger later."
This is the motto I live my life by
“Trust me, I’m an engineer” - the game
that means i solve problems, not problems like what is beauty, because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
With epic skills and epic gear
@@Cyrogenesis. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I going to stop some mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
Truss me*
I will be accepting all critiscism now for the RCE inspired pun.
Engineer gaming
These are way too nostalgic, thanks for these memories eazy
@ik ur cool imagine self promoting about religion
it’s great to see them again and seeing how stupid i was before.
@@IamaPERSON what's the video about?
poly bridge 2 released last year
@ik ur cool Mashallah
Ah yes, the perfect video to watch while eating mac n cheese
Bruh me too
What kind of Mac n cheese tho?
@@dihpa5554 I have that good old kraft Mac n cheese
Doooood how was your Mac and cheese
@@MrRobot12 delicious
Just sent this in the poly bridge discord! Always Great to see this game get some love
hi crashper
@@hamthenoob3022 hey hey
"Several people were hurt right there, but I don't have time to worry about them!"
Epic speedrunner strat
Minecraft speedrunners stealing villagers beds: “but i dont care about the people, i care about being fast”
i love this comment. it has virtually nothing to do with the video at all
@@deathbyreindeer4174 bruh did youtube glitch where i make q comment on the wrong video
He has learnt the art of the dangling road
I still dont get how that works
I was about to comment the same thing lmao
_Cracks knuckles and and boots up TAS._ Looks like I got another world to do.
Really nice to see that you've chosen to tackle this game for a speedrun! The PB community welcomes you. :)
Just casually speedrunning through my entire childhood, nice
Speedrunning watching EazySpeedy: posted 24 Seconds ago
"It's a little bit of a complicated game, but it makes sense the more you play it"
Can't wait for him to discover the pinball level, or the one where you drive arround a rotating circle
You W H A T
@@gotmilk9843 It's the final secret world, unlocked by beating all the other levels I think. To put it mildly, it has some wacky bridges
I would be interested in a video that kind of documents your approach to speedrunning a game.
I don't care about the people I care about going fast
A true speedrunner you are
I've been going to sleep at night to your videos for the past couple of months. This came in right before bedtime. Perfect!
Btw I just like visualizing myself in whatever you describe and it helps me sleep haha
4:30 "And it works really well too that person wasn't in any danger!
_Which I am kinda sad about that part._
*_But it's fine he'll be in danger later."_*
"That person was in no danger which is Kinda sad. Don't worry We will put him in danger later"
Famous words of EasySpeezy.
What do you get when you throw GrayStillPlays and Speedrunning into a blender? EasySpeezy.
And just a dash of warcrimes
Don't we _all_ commit warcrimes?
No?
Well, fu-
You forgot df
And a hint of bud light
i think df and speedrunning is the superoir recipe for easyspeezy
Fantastic video! Exactly what I'm subscribed for
A speedrun that turns a game which should be really relaxing, into something way too TRUSSFUL
speedrun googles new doodle game, the champion island games
NO WAY you actually played this i loved playing through this and polybridge 1 as well!! (might have like 150hours on steam)
Did know one realize how he keeps calling a hot air balloon a blimp
No way- like a decade ago I had a 2D version of this game on mobile! You had to build a bridge for a truck and it was generally much simpler, but still a really fun puzzle!
POV you went to the speed run hashtag and thought,” hmm that looks cool”
I like how he’s speed running the most random games at this point
'but i dont care about people, i care about going fast' *last words before a catastrophic car accident*
Please speedrun the new Google game for the Olympic Games! :D
I have to admit, I started playing that game for a few mins it actually felt like a full fledged game.
This is definitely the kind of game I’d print of a poster showing each design and highlighting what needs to be copied and so on.
2:07
eazy: use some of this metals
my brain: u son of a metal
"I don't really care about the people, I care about going fast" - Eazy
"I don't care about the people, I care about budget" - Tyler
This game is awesome, you should speedrun some of the other levels
a blind speedrun for this would be awesome
use 20,626$ to make this guy happy 5:14
i like how he just does the level that took pewds 1 hour on stream in just a few mins
This one is actually extremely impressive
Finally. More of my fav topics have combined
Please do more poly bridge :)
At last, a categorised speedrun
Imagine holding the Any% category WR and being 3 minutes faster than the 100% category WR... Oh wait ! That's me
Dangit Sorou I'll beat your time one day! :D
Sussy Impostor.
@@baconpancakez bad bacon
@@Icysnowman256 I've been waiting for competition for months ;)
If only all families were this supportive of their children regardless in history
This put a smile on my face
this guy keeps speedrunning my childhood
7:25 I think the ambulance needs an ambulance
"We're gonna use this blimp to place some of these ropes and make sure everything is structurally sound."
Ah, yes. Just like Königsberg's famous bridges.
my god, i nearly forgot this game
Amazing content
Fun Fact: Everything can be stressful if you make it stressful.
*Yes*
@ik ur cool BEGONICUSS BOTTICUS
Achievement Unlocked:
Anxiety Disorder
Alternative title: being engineer without a degree
So many tools I never knew this game had
So many of these designs remind me of alien rocks stuff
I am still going to hope for that Super Metroid speedrun. And wait patiently.
haven’t watched but ik it’s nostalgic
It's poly bridge. 2. I'm pretty sure it was released this year sjdhjhd
when will we get eazy collab with aliensrock, arglin, rce, reid, and every other poly bridge creator.
Who knows, whoooo knows... :P
Aliens rock was primarily a bloons creator wasn’t he? He did a lot of bloons TD battles.
@@alexbevan2183 he's mostly variety content now, but he was originally BTD battles and then BTD6 when it came out
@yes BEGONE BOT
Fun fact: those wooden triangly structures are called trusses
speedrun big tower tiny square
YESSSSSS
It took me 2 weeks to beat it
finally someone who wants eazy to speed run it
if this is a glitchless run i wonder what an any % run would look like
0:35
-Fast Food Restaurant owners on their employees
Building bridges is nice but building base in Don't Starve(especially very speedrunable Adventure mode) is nicer.
OH MY GOD THIS WAS THE GAME I KEPT SEEING IN MY DREAMS KNOWING IVE PLAYED IT BEFORE BUT CANT IDENTIFY
I'd love to see Low% on this; the least money spent, the better.
Speed run Google's Olympics RPG
A calm game too a stress full
Top 100 LETS GO!!
Pro tip number 1:
(Chinese) Orange Chicken with white rice and sweet and sour sauce is really good
I wanna see him speedrun Bookworm
umm your pfp is concerning... I know what thats from... its not ok
Yooooo PB2 speedrun lets gooooooooo
I challenge you to speed run 400 years
In one or both of these categories
1: least amount of years go by
2: fastest irl time to complete
Vehicle: topples over multiple times
Level: complete
Vehicle: barely touches a bit of water
Level: failed
I see Eazy speedrun an engineering degree as well.
You should speedrun Johnny upgrade on coolmath games
It's my head Canon that speezy and Reid captain are brothers now.
SPEEDRUN THE NEW GOOGLE DOODLE GAME!
Modern problems require modern solutions.
Engineer:
"Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you."
We need a DangerouslyFunny X EazySpeezy Collab
The dangle is a powerful bridge
6:56 yea I think is called a Moped
Day 61 asking eazyspeezy to speedrun power pamplona
Watching this when it's 1 day old.
Could you Speedrun Dead Cells? It even has a speedrun mode, it could be real fun
This is giving me build a bridge vibes
7:23 who ever inside that abulence probably died
PANR has tuned in.
now i'm waiting for speedrun google doodle champion island games just for fun
Day 2 of asking EazySpeezy to speedrun Doodle Champion Island on google.
kryoz gaming is punching the air rn
Do a Speed run on blooket tower of doom
shit's impossible man
my teacher made me play it for homework thinking it would be fun, i spent 3 straight hours dying even after answering all the questions right, and cried so yea lol
as bad as that was, i wouldn't call anchoring your bridge to a hot air balloon as being structurally sound either. lol
7:00 I think that's called a Vespa?
“I don’t really care about the people. I care about going fast” -Benjamin Franklin probably
Speedrun the Google Tokyo Olympics Game.
6:56 Faggio
" I don't care about people I care about going fast." *Atrain noises*
you should do super mario 63 next
a childhood flash game for a million people, especially for me.
i heard there's an .exe version that doesn't require flash but I don't know where it is.
Nice vid👍