Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: TAMMY AND THE T-REX
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- Опубликовано: 1 сен 2020
- It's your classic tale of boy meets girl, boy gets brain transplanted into a robot dinosaur with "Tammy And The T-Rex", starring Denise Richards & Paul Walker.
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Too bad the planned sequel "Mindy and the Stegosaurus" never ended up happening...
This is actually a pretty awesome concept!
Brandon Tenold review AZTEC REX hell Aztec Rex paid 900,000$
Great taste in music Brandon. Fuck yeah Soundgarden!
Always next time
But we got Theodore Rex. Which is much worse.
Fun Fact: the unrated version of this movie has a 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.
The same folks who reviewed Sharknado, clearly!
Where can i find unrated version asking for a friend 🤗
@@bobbyjenkins7946 Vinegar Syndrome web site. They released it on 4K UHD/Blu-ray combo pack. I would suggest waiting for their Black Friday sale so you can save a few bucks on it.
Oh my god
@@wolfpac1970 thnxs
they missed out on calling it a: Teen-Rex
"When teenage angst isn't the only thing you have to watch out for"... ;)
Teen-Rex. I'm stealing that.
Why is this not a movie yet? 🤣🤣🤣
Comedy gold
Part of why it cost so much was that they messed up the T-Rex during filming and the park it was supposed to go to was PISSED.
Damn, that's some rotten luck!
Big budget movies: we gonna spend millions in props then not use them.
This movie: check out this sick prop! Man, we could make a movie out this.
Also this movie: Let's make it crappy!!
@@ohc1492 Rollergator: Hold my swamp water.
@@ohc1492 i saw it long ago... i forgot it since it just t-rex moive.. but i thought it was shot at night...
I love movies that're just like "f@%$ it, let's make a movie for fun!"
@@deltaknight2764 I wil take a movie made for fun any day over a move trying to tell a political message.
Hmmmm, that Denise Richards strip-tease ending explains why this movie has a cult following.
Pretty much.
Hey, she was f*cking HOT.
That's a cult alright.
That's the part that made me watch the movie :))
Guys, just make sure the door is locked and shades are drawn during that scene.
If I were to get my brain transferred into a robot dinosaur, I'd prefer to be put in a velociraptor. It could be of the Jurassic Park variety or a fluffy death chicken, I'm not picky.
Ha ha ha
Also, the Jurassic Park reference "Smart Girl" would also apply in that scenario? ;)
I'd happily have my brain transplanted into the turkey from Thankskilling if it meant I got to ravish Denise Richards. Also that turkey was actually pretty cool.
Fluffy Utahraptor for sure. Strong enough to rip a car door off its hinges, soft enough to use as a pillow.
Yep velociraptor has more than 2 fingers and can run 70 miles per hour
That period between Jurassic Park and Jurassic World really was a dry point in Rexy's career.
Lol
Now that’s funny 😆
Hard to believe Denise Richards and Paul Walker’s careers survived this.
Same way Jack Black's survived Neverending Story 3
Well that's the thing about young actors starting their careers, odds are they will end up in some bad stuff before they get to the good. It's called paying your dues. All they can do is use the experience to make themselves better actors and keep going.
There was no internet back then.
@@shelliupshaw3405 True. But casting directors, producers and such would know what movies they were in. And they could decide not to cast someone who was in a terrible movie. It's a risk, but that's part of the business called show.
They had no careers back then to begin with, as their was their first movie.
I saw this movie years ago and convinced myself that it was just a fever dream. Now I know that it was real
Nah this review is a fever dream too!
I felt the same way about Mac & Me.
I was about 9 and my family decided to take a trip, we stayed at some motel, they had basic cable, late night I saw this weird ass movie, like E.T. but ...different.
Anyway, I would get weird flashbacks from time to time about the movie but being older I always chalked it up to those kinds of dreams where something is based on reality, like a person or place, but your mind later fills in the rest in a dream. Until I saw Brandon mention it.
There was this other movie I remember about a robot that was supposed to be this one kid's friend I think, but was going around killing other people including kids. It would show the point of view of the other robot/cyborg thing and it looked all pixilated...? This one was a horror movie if I'm not mistaken.
Looking for it but I don't remember, saw it the same night, it's been about 25 years.
@@dsandoval9396 you might be thinking of Deadly Friend from 1986
@@jims6079 YEAH! That was it! I just saw a few YT videos and THAT'S the one. Man, scenes from that movie gave me nightmares for a long time as a little kid. Saw a clip with the ending scene in the morgue, oh yeah, that'll definitely still give me bad dreams.
Interestingly enough, I've never seen anyone do a review on it or even mention it on channels like this one.
@The Xenomorphian had you played the beta version first and forgot about it (and then had the dream)? Or you had the dream first and then you played the beta version afterwards?
Brandon , I am so thrilled I found this review. You are so so friggin hilarious. I was Helga in the movie- and thanks for the LEXX and Napoleon Dynamite reference. You are so brilliant. I have never laughed so hard. Wild experience!
Ellen, I say this as respectfully as possible: Damn, you're HOT....
@@richardadams4928 Richard think with your brain man not your nickname 😂
That moment a celeb comments on Brandon’s content, miss can I ask how did you find this, do you like have a Tammy and the trex radar 😂
Your character Giggerota was terrifyingly fun.
Sexy ... Yes
_"We found the dinosaur sheriff. Its in a truck being driven by your FA- uh, fashionably fabulous son..."_
Isnt the little doctor the leader kid from children of the corn?
Yes
Yup, and he was also Cousin Itt in the Addams Family movies.
Isaac!
Yes it was.
He wants you too Malachi, he wants you too.
Shouldn't Billy's gang be harassing Charlie Sheen in the Wraith?
John Killion The Wraith/The Crow/ Tammy and the T.Rex cinematic universe
Don't worry, Billy's older brother Packard is taking care of it!
The name is black, Gay black.
"He thinks his brain would be perfect for his animatronic T-rex" - this came out of nowhere. #SuckerPunch
And I have a suspicion that the animatronic T-rex is now in a creationist museum.
Michael: (sees himself surrounded by animatronic animals in a Noah's Ark exhibit) "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Didn't this movie get that idea from Terror Of MechaGodzilla??
Brandon's taste in music > Brandon's taste in movies
looking at this opinion on the prequles, i can see why
I think one of the first reviews I ever saw of him, he referenced Candlemass - Bewitched, so I was like Goddammit man... have your sub already!
A bad movie that has both Denise Richards & The late Paul Walker. I'm in!
I didn’t know Denise Richards from Starship Troopers was in this movie, even though I’m not really a fan of Starship Troopers.
@@prehistorichero2755 I only knew her in Valentine (2001). That's all I know from her. But here. well I'm in.
No no, the late Paul Walker wasn't in it until they dug Mike up
@@Loonaticx Mike Who again?
Yum yum double yum, sometimes being bi is fun
The director also did High Risk, Mannequin, and The Ice Pirates.
Ice Pirates is a personal pleasure of mine.
Not to mention the infamous ET rip-off Mac and Me
Mannequin is technically the same movie... so originality is out the window.
Where's The Ice Pirates review?
Enrique Ortiz
Same movie as what?
I finally saw the Gore Cut this weekend and honestly I’m surprised Denise and Paul have/had careers after this movie. I wonder if this was even on either of their resumes. The party carnage was pretty cool tho; kinda reminded me of one of the Carnosaur movies. Btw wasn’t the short guy that got his head bit off the same guy that played Isaac in Children of the Corn?
Yes it was
I probably saw that version too on german TV as I remember thinking "are we supposed to be rooting for this kid? He just killed a lot of his classmates brutally for minor slights"
Swift Nimblefoot Kinda the Carrie Syndrome.
@Mike Paul
I mean Michael Richards is best known for starship troopers and wild things.
After that she was pretty much only known as Charlie Sheen's girlfriend/wife.
Sure Paul Walker went on to a much more successful career right up to his unfortunate death.
but I feel like by the end of the early 2000's Denise Richards was basically forgotten.
Unfortunately beyond her hotness there wasn't really anything there. Once that was gone nobody cared.
John Doe wasn’t Paul Walker also in Monster in the Closet?
Btw watch Running Scared, goodbadflicks did a great vid on it
Extra points for referencing Lexx! :D Possibly the weirdest sci-fi show of the 90s, and that's kinda saying something. Also: wow, I didn't think a movie with that kind of title would be this gory. XD
It's the kind of weird that if you watch it intoxicated, years later you will think you made it up
You had me at “Emma Frost cosplay”
3:16 It's the "Aaron Burr got milk guy!" He's always hilarious in any role he does.
Sean Whalen
The people under the stairs.
McPoyle!
Mouse from THE MATRIX
I was almost certain it was the dorky guy from the progressive commercials that always hanging out with flow.
I have to say, your changes to what the music should have been cracked me up in this one, and the choices were so much better and more fun too.
I still get 'Walk the Dinosaur' stuck in my head.
Get on floor everyone walk the dinosaurs great song
“And plant it in a Chuck-E-Cheese animatronic”
Ah, so Michael is Freddy Fazbear.
And the mad scientist is the Purple Guy (William Afton)
Uhm? Is nobody going to point out in the one scene where that mad doctors assistant is rolling up charls flatten body, shes licking her fingers every time she touches it. you see it better in the final synapses in the video at about 18 : 31
I was checking the comments for this post
¡Mr. Tenold not only digs Kyuss, but now he's giving nods to Soundgarden!🤘
I now have the perfect film idea for the next part of Fast and the Furious!
That Charlie Sheen joke was Golden!
Why does 'DECAPITATIIIOOOOOON' only have a one use limit?
Think it's just so he doesn't overuse it to the point it gets tedious.
I miss the "oh shit" line.
I thought the deadpan one was funnier than the sound clip.
Because the first decapitation deserved it. The second did not.
It has a 1 video cooldown.
The movie that starred the late Paul Walker and is infamous for having the film be stripped from its gore, definitely happy that the uncut version got restored last year.
I dunno, I saw the uncut version back in 1995 or so. I remember the scene where the T-rex walks all over the muscle thug guy and they "roll up" his flattened corpse, blood spewing from it. It was ghastly.
@@SwiftNimblefoot You're a lucky dude for having the chance to watch the gory cut.
@@tonymata8070 Germany and Hungary mostly did not censor things way back in the nineties. We saw all of Dragonball and Z uncensored too. Though, I do regret missing out on classics like "Just you wait until my arm grows back!" or "Too bad it was sunday!" :D Sadly later they started censoring, I once watched Commando where ALL the death scenes were cut out - alongside Arnie's awesome one-liners. Ridiculous.
@@SwiftNimblefoot Booo, how dare they censor Commando. That's my favorite Arnie movie
@@SwiftNimblefoot Uh, Germany censored absolutely everything back then and banned pretty much everything from Terminator to Rambo to Nightmare on Elm Street.
All you got on TV usually was the censored down versions with all the good parts removed (Sex was fine though, even Schulmädchen Report 3 with its underage rape scenes was shown on Sat 1 uncut all the time and nobody gave a shit but once a bit of blood was shown it was game over).
Tammy was shown on RTL in 1998 at like 4 in the morning exactly once and never again, because the Landesmedienanstalt instantly went mad at them.
I mean come on it's the same country that went into a meltdown in 1995 when some old morons realized that kids were watching wrestling for half a decade and declared the WWF with it's clowns and plumber to be "dangerous" and "too violent".
I don't blame Michael. If I got my groin grabbed by Denise's Ex Boyfriend, got tossed in a lion cage by that same Ex boyfriend, Got hospitalized, AND got my brain transplanted in an animatronic T-Rex, I'd be pissed too!
Yeah, this is definitely a movie you'd want to be drunk to watch. Also can I say that this one deserved the R rating more than Captain Kronos XD
2:58 ha ha never gets old 😂
I would love to see you review a little gem from 1993 called Freaked with Alex Winter, Randy Quaid and Keanu Reeves in an uncredited role
Not to mention a certain Brooke Shields
Freaked is freaking awesome
Pretty sure Freaked! is considered a cult classic generally.
RIIICCKKKKKYYYY
Everything Except Shoes lol
One of the most funniest yet saddest jokes ever spoken 15:19
it blew my mind the first time i found out the movie is actually Tanny and the T-Rex
Just let me go in there with my tranquilizer gun, he is a mad scientist. Emphasis on MAD.
Thank you Lord Brandon, you brought relief from tedious boredom. At just the right moment. Cheers from England.
and there i was, thinkin to myself: Brandon, it's been ages since the last crappy Dinosaur flick. Lo and behold: a crappy Dinosaur flick XD thx man
14:16 I'm more suprised at how fast Michael's body had decomposed. Like I know rigor mortis is a thing, but didn't the events that occured in the past 20 or 30 minutes or so took place just a day ago?
The idea is absolutely ridiculous but entertaining. You immediately want to check it out. Just seeing people's reaction who are only aware of Paul's Fast & Furious movies is worth it.
His best movie is Bobby z.
His best movie is Hours.
This reminds me a lot of a story that I played out with my action figures as a kid.
05:15 ...thumbs up for Soungarden's "rusty cage".
Haha I was hoping he'd put something like that on. Funny how some early 90's movies had just those last vestiges of the 80's in the same way the early 80's films still felt 70's.
Ya it really Outshined the original audio.
I'll see myself out.
Awesome bass line
Suddenly have an urge to play on my 3DO
Hear, hear.
This was one of the movies I bought when blockbuster went out of business
Why do museums have old dinosaur bones?
Because they can't afford new ones
9:51 Oh hey! A decapitation riff! It's been quite some time that we haven't heard it.
For a minute there I thought you were talking about a riff from the metal band decapitation.
DUDE, I saw this a month ago on Showtime! This film is a guilty pleasure.
I'll say this, this is the craziest movie i have never heard of
If Byron’s dad was the sheriff, why didn’t he tell him that his best friend was being violently stalked by her ex, who also TRIED TO MURDER her boyfriend?
You’d think he’d pull a shotgun as soon as Billy entered the house.
This movie imagines a world where domestic abuse is allowed to happen in a hospital ward, so...
Andrew W.C. that would be the logical thing to do. And clearly logic has no business being in this movie.
I feel bad for Isaac. Going from being an allpowerful cult leader (in bumfuck Nebraska, but still) to being killed cause Bernie wanted his pet T-rex
Who's Isaac?
"Section C. That's a good number"
I saw some of this when I was a kid on tv. Im glad you did a review on it. Never knew the name. Thanks!
This movie is like a "Goosebumps" story if R.L. Stine got drunk after seeing "Jurassic Park."
9:43, hey it's the guy from Children Of The Corn.
I had a feeling it was Issac.
@@nickkurtz512 That's his name! Thanks!
He wants you too....Malachi......he wants you too......
Just a whole bunch of cult icons in this movie! ^__^
This is one of those movies you see once, get so amazed by how bonkers it is. Then question if what you saw was real. Still love this movie.
This one falls under the category of I've smoked too much opium that's why it's on.
Pretty much.
Addicted to your vids bro,been watching for weeks straight,almost all day too,good shit bro keep it up,one of my most favorite RUclipsrs bro🔥🔥🦾keep up this great funny ass work
Your video have really grown on me. You also make some damn good references to other media that I can't help but laugh when I find myself having almost the same thought right as you say it.
Please do a review of Leviathan (1989) Or Children shouldn’t play with dead things (1978)?
No
@@chadbrick67 What do you mean No?!
My reaction when I saw the thumbnail: YES!YEEEESS!!!AAARRRGLLBLBLGR
This, to me, is one of the best reviews you've done. Simply awesome from start to finish.
Riki-Oh is the one I show people to give them the Tenold experience. This movie gave him a good bit to play with, though.
@@TelenTerror You're not wrong. That is a fantastic example.
THANK YOU!
I remember watching this as a kid and could NEVER remember the name of this thing! It was honestly such a great time watching it, even as a child. I remember laughing quite a lot at this movie and always wanted to track it back down.
I remember watching this movie back in Mexico in canal 5 since they run this movies late at night Hahahaha
Do we get a Lexx review at some point? It's half Candian!
Hmmmm, half softcore porn, half schlok sci-fi, half lsd trip....I know that’s 3 halves, and yes he definitely should.
Lexx made Babylon 5's effects look great by comparison. He totally must do it.
@@Amanda_Harper The Manbearpig of syndicated sci-fi.
If he did I hope he'd coreview with Diamanda Hagan. Or at least have her cameo.
Amanda Harper It’s less softcore pr0n, but a show about sexual frustration and never getting any.
Great episode! Had me laughing out loud quite a few times. Keep it up Brandon.
Gee, thanks, Brandon! I now have the sudden urge to go listen to "Walk the Dinosaur."
15:52 from watching scientifically accurate barney I can tell you that if they tried she would be destroyed
12 feet is wild
Love the LEXX references. Still one of my favorite shows!
Thanks Frank. Loved that Brandon mentioned it- Giggerota here!!!
@@TheGiggy33 Giggerota! Oh, you were so fun.
FINALLY!!!! I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR YOU TO REVIEW THIS MOVIE!!!!!!
What a rare treat for me, Brandon reviews a movie I've seen
Discovered this movie on Showtime late one night & after watching it that one time I've never regretted it.
If you think that Tammy and the T-Rex is one of the worst movies ever made, then you've never watched Axe 'Em.
Because Axe 'Em makes movies like Goblins (Troll 2) and The Room look like masterpieces.
Tammy and the T Rex is also so bad its good and extremely charming
The animatronic Rex was most likely bound for Dinosaur World. I went there a few times as a kid, and I remember the moving T-Rex above most all else. That was before '94, though, so I'm guessing this was a replacement for the one they had.
Por fin otro video, desde que descubri tu canal no puedo dejar de mirar tus videos
14:06 Barney Always Drunk
Can’t wait for Stacy and the Spinosaurus and Gabriela and the Giganotosaurus.
Yasmina and the Yangchuanosaurus would be pretty great too!
You joke, but the next year there was a movie called Amanda and the Alien. With Michael Dorn (Star Trek's Worf) as one of the agents trying to hunt them down.
love the show dude.. especially when you're dropping a bit of Kyuss and Soundgarden into the mix!
Thank you for changing the theme. I love Walk the Dinosaur 😆😆😆
I saw this on TV as a kid. Thought it was a fever dream until the blu ray came out. The unrated version is godly.
Oh I’ve been waiting for this one
Love your content my guy 👍
There was some guy in Granbury, TX who bought a few animatronic dinosaurs and tried to start a theme park. Like a tiny one on his personal property. I forgot the name of it, but Granbury is near a town (Glen Rose) that's primary tourist attraction is Dinosaur Valley State Park. Don't know if he's still doing his thing tho. It wasn't a viable business plan.
Dude I’m pretty sure the doctor getting his head bit off at 9:34 was Isaac from children of the corn!!!
isn't that the one with the psychic trex?
RIP Paul Walker
Good review and funnier than the movie.
*RIP PAUL - WALKER!*
He will be missed.
Disagree, the movie is hilarious
LOL at the guy attempting to use kick-boxing versus a T-Rex.
Top 10 Brandon Tenold reviews... I know it’s tough, but what would they be? In no particular order.... Bigfoot (the first one I saw), anything Turkish, The Last Shark, Blood Diner, Bloody Moon, Get Mean, Slugs... The Movie, Without Warning, The Dark, Dracula 3-D. So many more! Thanks Brandon. You and the Cinemasins guys are responsible for 85% of my laughter these past 3 years. Keep it up!
hey the Doc's assistant is Issac from the children of the corn movies
Whenever I see a full figured blue eyed blond wearing a red mini shirt riding a dinosaur, I click. i'm a simple man with a
B-movie plan...ACTION..!!!
haha that's interesting you mention the movie's use as a mockup movie for background. cos its actually used in the game "High on life". its playing on a TV in the background in the game. there's a poster of the movie in the game too.
It took 4 Brandon’s cult videos before I clicked subscribe‼️🇨🇦
Awesome channel🤘🏼
Thanks for showing the gore version, Brandon! That version actually made this movie more entertaining! =)
You should do gappa the triphibean monster
It's funny you just did this one... my Dad was watching it on DVR from Showtime or something last month at supper hahaha
I loved the Lexx references in this. Just rewatched the whole thing last year. That show was something else!
Helga was Giggerota??!!
Yup I was!!!!!!!!!!!
Whelp this movie was definitely something thanks for the review Brandon never thought an actual movie with a Mechanical TRex and the whole clue thing of someone actually...yeah okay I’ll stop there lol
Why stop when you were just about to go somewhere interesting? ;)
Oh Im quick this time. Only recently found your channel, quickly zooming my way through your videos. They just re-added Demon knight to my regions Netflix but I saw you reviewed it so I watched your review instead. 👍( I have seen it a couple of times of course)
haven't watched your content in awhile, i really don't know why, but i'm glad when i finnaly start watching again the first bit of information is that the guy who made 'mac and me" also made "tammy and the t-rex". it makes so much more sence now that i know.