Before you start important focuses (austria referendum, czech referendum) you can pause the game and go into your save games folder (Documents/Paradox Interactive/HOI4/save games) and take a copy of your savefile and put it somewhere else. If you get bad RNG you can paste in your backup and save a lot of time of having to restart the run over and over, instead only having to wait for the focus to complete again.
Its like that one kid when you were little just making everything increasingly more ridiculous and hard just to try and get you to stop playing with him
More importantly, the Austria Hungary achievement requires Silesia, French Comte, northern central Italy, Palestine and Jordan but doesn’t require Transylvania, Galicia, Croatia, Slovenia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Vojvodina or most importantly Hungary itself
I'm pretty sure the reason you need to conquer Palestine and Jordan is that the Habsburg emperors styled themselves as 'Kings of Jerusalem' even though they literally never owned that territory. Jesus Christ 550 likes in 2 hours
@@kristof2yt375 I don't think the habsburg ever had Jerusalem, there was holy roman emperor which were also king of Jerusalem (crusade) but the habsburg were not strong yet, and during the habsburg time Jérusalem was controlled by the ottomans
Siberian Tiger only requires you go to war with one major, and because of the NSB Supply system, if you push hard enough at the very start of the war to take the supply hubs, you can literally just sit there and let the Soviets bleed themselves on your line until the Germans get them close to capitulation. Habsburg Prince on the other hand requires you to basically do a world conquest, is frontloaded with a lot of RNG, and the states you have to take only vaguely correspond to what the achievement is based around. Like I'm not an expert but I don't think the Habsburgs ever ruled over Jerusalem.
@@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva You don't need to go on a world conquest, if you take on the allies early then the USA won't join. You're free to get rid of Germans and Italians once they attack the Soviets
@@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva I don´t know if they ever ruled Jerusalem, however the achievement is a reference to the many titles that the Habsburg Monarchs had: „Franz Joseph I. von Gottes Gnaden Kaiser von Österreich, König von Ungarn und Böhmen, König der Lombardei und Venedigs, von Dalmatien, Croatien, Slawonien, Galicien, Lodomerien und Illyrien; König von Jerusalem, etc; Erzherzog zu Österreich; Großherzog von Toskana und Krakau; Herzog von Lothringen, von Salzburg, Steyer, Kärnthen, Krain und der Bukowina; Großfürst zu Siebenbürgen; Markgraf von Mähren; Herzog von Ober- und Niederschlesien, von Modena, Parma, Piacenza und Guastalla, von Auschwitz und Zator, von Teschen, Friaul, Ragusa und Zara; gefürsteter Graf von Habsburg und Tyrol, Kyburg, Görz und Gradiska, Fürst von Trient und Brixen; Markgraf von Ober- und Niederlausitz und in Istrien; Graf von Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg, etc., Herr von Triest, von Cattaro und auf der Windischen Mark, Großwojwode der Wojwodschaft Serbien etc. etc.“
@@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva The Habsburgs claimed to be Kings of Jerusalem as a "title of pretence" (pretenders). Charles of Anjou, founder of the Kingdom of Naples, 'bought' the title to Jerusalem in 1277 which passed to the Kings of Aragon in 1442 then to the Austrian Habsburgs with the War of the Spanish Succession in 1700. That's the excuse Paradox used just to make this achievement a meme anyway. The King of Spain still claims to be king of Jerusalem today btw.
And when anyone asks why. "Well, we really only cared about getting back Transylvania, but our king really wanted that title of King of Israel, and the only way to do it was by beating everyone."
@@_Muzolf my favourite part of the timeline is, "sir he's killed Britain and America. He's owns Europe. He's on his way here to kill us. Just give him Israel it's all he wants!" Australian PM: "no, I don't think I will"
As a fun coincidence, you posted this while I was in the middle of my own Austria-Hungary restoration achievement run. I think it's been the most cursed run ever. I went through a well-planned, meticulous, micro-heavy run. The plan goes well, if incredibly painfully: the Romanian demand event always went haywire but I rolled with it, and my taking Polish territory procced an early confrontation with the Soviets which went well due to collabs I'd been building up. I managed to basically take all of the USSR. I wasn't able to capitulate the allies before America joined, but that's fine, it gives me some time to build up an army anyways. I eventually capitulate the allies, then backstab Japan, then have to fight through Japanese-occupied China which is a fucking nightmare because having a jacked Japan defending in the supply black hole that is west china just eats manpower and equipment and takes forever to gain even an inch of ground because I have to build supply hubs every ten seconds. I finally capitulate Japan, become the leader of the Axis, kick out Italy to reclaim my cores they have, Italian capitulation goes well. The last step is to kick Germany and conquer the few territories I still need. But the game unavoidably crashes when I kick Germany and the run is now literally unsalvageable. I had over 2000 factories and a fully-collab'd China's manpower to draw on. It didn't matter. If seeing little green bubbles and big encirclements didn’t hit my dopamine receptors the way they do I would be so much better off. For my sins I have been called a Hoi4 player.
If you ever want to add some fun to that micro hell, make super speedy mediums or lights and use the tank conversion exploit to make an entire army group of them. If snaking gives you a HOI4 boner then aggressive battle plan light tanks will fill that void.
oof. I quit playing when I had an great soviet game ruined by turkey randomly deciding to 1) declare war on me and 2) join the allies. When you play on the hardest difficulty it's not great when you get tag teamed by the entire planet and part of that tag team includes 150 indian, american, south african and australian divisions rushing through The Caucasus and turkmenistan and getting halfway to moscow.
@@bigpoppa1234 My run with Imperial Russia I had literally every nation with a focus tree except japan go democratic. Both the US and Britain went interventionist, and I had to fight an Allies that consisted of all of Europe and the US in 1940. That war only ended in 1952 after I capitulated Australia and caused over 150 million total casualties. All for one achievement.
When I did this one a while back, I did it without historical focuses, had germany flip monarchist, annexed italy before germany got them into the central powers and took down the allies early with germanies help. Pretty easy if you do it this way.
imagine being an austro hungarian troop you've fought in germany, italy, britain, india, america literally almost all continents everywhere in the world (except south america)
@Dilo Gaming i could be wrong but i think using your spies will help as well. get the diplomatic training upgrade then use diplomatic pressure with your spies. i also improve relations to 100 and get a non aggression pact. it might not do anything but that's what bitt3rsteel did in his guide and it worked for me
The worst offender of achievement where you need to conquer half the world is "Hardly Anything Sèvres", the only major faction you don't have to go to war with is the comintern, tho it helps a lot to fight japan.
@@Lady_Amelia-Eloise this one is easy, I was doing Romanov path, defeated USSR, then backstabbed the Axis, then took Vichy lands, and attacked Palestine from there
I remember trying this when the focus tree came out and somehow ended up in a war that lasted until 1960s, the Goddamn AI somehow kept spamming 40 width mechs and fat infantry all day long it was a slugfest to kill them.
@@carltonleboss 5 speed felt like 0.5 speed duo to the amount of units, casualties were something like 200 million in total LOL. There is a forum post about a guy who played HoI4 into 1987 as Communist China with something like 500 million total casualties, thats insane, his game ran so slow that for 6 hours everyday it would take him 1 month ingame time LOL
Me as a jordanian: Just chilling with the video playing in the backround.. "For some reason you need palestine and jordan for austria-hungary" Me: W h a t
Bout to go on a plane so downloading for flight, I sure fucking hope I don't die and the only thing found from the wreckage is a fucking I sorrow video
Me: - Oh no, I need to take Austria peacefully, cuz I'll never win the early war with them! - Gonna risk it with the Czech RNG to get their annexation - Need to rearm and prepare before taking on Romania and Yugo - I'll have to give up the Sudetenland or the Germs will struggle-snuggle me ISP - Cucks everyone through the sheer might of his testicules - Refuses to elaborate - Gets the achievement
So apparently the last Hapsburg monarchs of Austria-Hungary claimed, among other stupid wacky things, to be King of Jerusalem. So to meet their full claims guess you need to have the former territory of the medieval Kingdom of Jerusalem. So suppose that's why you need Palestine and Jordan. Oh what fun.
Canada probably got a lot of exile divisions when you capitulated US. This also happened to me, but it did not end with Canada. Every single one of my enemies got the troops after capitulation and became a major. It was not a fun game.
Isp tries to prove to us that we go back to hoi4 every time but let's be honest he doesn't go back there he lives there but tries to pretend it's not. a masochist is a real masochist.
I feel like this channel will never let go of their addiction of hoi4 even tho they hate it as much as they love it. (Not complaining tho ISP and hoi4 made fot each other)
I HATE this challenge so much. It relies on RNG too much and it’s way harder when you don’t have the spies DLC. Tip if you don’t have the spy DLC: Germany always demands the sudetenland At the 21st of January 1939 so make sure you research Czechoslovakia at around the 20th of September 1938 also start improving relations with them, that way you’ll complete your focus around the 20th of January but don’t accept the reunion until the 25th just to be safe. Also have two 20 devisions on the border of Czechoslovakia to increase your RNG that they’ll accept the reunion. Learnt from countless failures.
Fun fact After the Munich Agreement, the Czechs did ask all their neighbors including Hungary for protection before resigning themselves to becoming part of Germany
>be czech circa 1938 >become part of austria hungary because the germans want to eat you >go to fight in japan against the allies because the habsburg prince want to rule palestine ps: am terrible at greentext
I did this achievement last week after a billion tries and it got to a point that i had to capitulate india and japan, thank god usa didnt get involved. But completing this achievement is also what put me off hoi4. Hoi4 is a pit of despair and depression
one time i was playing as germany and literally, every single british puppet was a major, japan and somehow maxico and brazil?? and then usa and all of the allies were ALL MAJORS. truely one of the runs of all time
The thing about Czechoslovakia agreeing to being annexed if being subjected to either Demand the Sudetenland or Fate of Czechoslovakia can be confirmed in the event file "DOD_Hungary.txt" under "DOD_Hungary.10" (the event that triggers for Czechoslovakia when you complete "Protect Czechoslovakia"). The base factor for them agreeing to annexation is 20. This goes up by a factor of 2 (it's multiplicative, IIRC, so it'd go up to 40) if World Tension is over 20, another factor of 2 if Czechoslovakia is not in a faction, and a factor of 10 if Germany is in the process of doing either Demand the Sudetenland or Fate of Czechoslovakia. The last one almost completely guarantees it, especially since World Tension will probably be over 20 by the time you're doing it so the total chance would be 800 (which is countered against values of 50 for close association and 30 for outright refusal, which translates to both choices being, like, a 1% chance each of being picked). But I'm pretty sure you need to actually finish it while the Germans are still doing one of those focuses, not *after* they finished them. I'd say it's probably better to just keep trying to reroll the RNG early on since even though it'd be annoying, the earlier you get to annex Czechoslovakia the more build-up time you'll have. It's more IC in the long run.
12:14 You would think he escaped there in real life too, but he actually went to Portugal. Also btw we still have a f*cikng statue of him in our parliament... Edit: I forgot to mention that the statue is BRAND NEW
@@unijester My man chose to side with the Nazis. I could go more into depth about Hungary's role in the Holocaust, but bro he was allied with the Nazis. Having to choose between the Nazis and the allies and picking the Nazis typically isn't a good look for someone
Don't worry ISP, going for 100% HOI4 isn't so bad, apart from maybe the Siberian Tiger and the Polish one where you start in 39, outside of those two it's honestly kinda fun. Oh well there's also the terribad achievement where you gotta play Egypt and just slowly painfully wait to get enough autonomy to break free from British control cause doing it any other way such as going fascist etc doesn't count for it.
Macau my day and Tanna Tuva achievements are 100% harder than this. Heck even the Baltic one where you have to own every country touching the Baltic Sea is hard. Spies can be used to make this achievement super easy.
U dont need to annex in peace conference palestine and jordan, u can just occupy it and you'll get the achievement so you just could send an army to libya and wait 30minutes to get it instead playing for 3 hours.
The problem with this path is all the random chance involved. Max chance for Austria to do referendum AND say yes is 76% Max chance for Czechoslovakia to be annexed is also 76% which means you only have ~58% chance to get the best outcome for both.
What I absolutely hate about hoi4, is that you always have to conquer 2/3rds of the world that your ally took in the piece deal, which half the time they weren't really occupying.
This anomaly is due to the fact, that Hungarian King Andrew the 2nd ventured to the Holy Land in 1217 on a crusade. Although he never conquered Jerusalem, he and his descendant Hungarian Kings and Queen proudly wore the title: King of Jerusalem.
The problem with cursed achievements is that you never know if they were designed this way or some dlc along the way broke them and they didnt bother fixing it
Day 8 of waiting for ISP to play national populist United baltic duchy in kaiserreich to reform the German state Ah yes the achievement that Makes RNG reallllllllyyyyyy reliant
I got really luck because in my run to get this achievement Uk went communist. (I play non historical most of the times) It was easy as you can imagine
Yo, can a TRUE history nerd tell me why you need Palestine and Jordan for this? It seems kinda stupid and convoluted. I'm assuming it's weird like that because of the "Crusades"?
I actually got this achievement way back when, but I still don't have nuke la as Italy Edit: also you don't have to switch ideologies, just declare on the germans in the middle of barbarossa and the soviets should let you in meaning you can use them as a stick against the allies
This is like one really drunk wet dream of a hungarian ultranationalist leader coming to life. Dr. ISorrow Frankenstein's monster Empire... As a hungarian the intro reminds me of a joke about the Horthy regime: Hungary declares war on the USA (in 1941). The embassador of the Kingdom of Hungary arrives to the Home Secretary in Washington to make it official. The Foreign Secretary asks some questions to the embassador: - We understand the declaration,. but we are a little confused by it! Please make some issues clear to us! Kingdom of Hungary... where is this country precisely? - Central-East Europe. - aswers the embassador. - A Kingdom... Who is the ruling King? - We have no King. - Surely someone leads the country ? - Yes. Governor Miklós Horthy de Nagybanya, counter-admiral. - Admiral? So the Kingdom has a Navy. - No, our country is landlocked. - Okay... Can I ask You embassador: Do your Kingdom have any territorial claims on the United States to justify your declaration? - No, we have no territorial claims on the USA. - Allright(!?). But maybe against some of our allies maybe? - No, we have no caims of any of your allies. - Come on! Your country must have some claims against someone then! - Yes, we have territorial claims against Romania. - Then can I politly ask: Why do not declare war on Romania then? - We can not. They are our allies...
Wait, why didn't he get this achievement yet despite having 4+ years of HOI4 videos? "For some reason, you need to own Palestine and Jordon." ...let me retract my original question with another one-what were the devs smoking, and where can I get some of that?
When you, a Moldovan conscript, do 5 tours in North America, skedaddle over for some Indian spices, go to China to smuggle opium, storm the beaches of Japan, all because some dead king 200 years ago drunkenly rambled that he should own Palestine.
1:57 the way I made sure czecks went to me is just increase reputation a ton, and once they're full reputation they always (I think) join you (If you ask them to join without having that full reputation or if you didnt do it while germany was demanding sudentanland, they become your puppet, which is a bear to deal with) also increase rep with romania and austria so they will accept demands (yugoslavia always joins a faction by the time you get there, so be ready)
As someone not familiar with this game, I can sort of understand why you would need to go to war with pretty much all of europe and the middle east, but why was it necessary to fight the US, Comintern, Japan, Australia, India, China, Africa, etc?
The dutch Reichskommissariat joining the comintern and sticking till the end of the game cracked me up.
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The Dutch resisting the Hapsburgs is an eternal feud.
The Dutch are so based they made Nazis turn communist
@@LedosKell Facism is just communism is you go so far right you get to the left.
lol
I've probably attempted this challenge 20 times and been screwed by RNG
Took me like 40 attempts before I managed to get it, it's aids
Before you start important focuses (austria referendum, czech referendum) you can pause the game and go into your save games folder (Documents/Paradox Interactive/HOI4/save games) and take a copy of your savefile and put it somewhere else. If you get bad RNG you can paste in your backup and save a lot of time of having to restart the run over and over, instead only having to wait for the focus to complete again.
This
@@JFJCShadowLegendz allahumdulilah I will try this 🙏
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Kaiserreich A to Z when?
Time to force him to do so
Fuehrerreich A-Z when
Victoria 2 A to Z
Kaiserreich A to Z artillery only. Make it happen
Rats A-Z WHEN?
I miss the rats :
I love how all of the Paradox achievements for HOI4 is "Conquer the world ."
Its like that one kid when you were little just making everything increasingly more ridiculous and hard just to try and get you to stop playing with him
@@shala_shashka can confirm (that kid was me)
What else is there to do in the game?
At this point, I’m surprised that Belgium and Iberia aren’t also required for the achievement
im surprised you don't need panama dawg
Or tannu tuva
Im suprised you dont need Venezuela
More importantly, the Austria Hungary achievement requires Silesia, French Comte, northern central Italy, Palestine and Jordan but doesn’t require Transylvania, Galicia, Croatia, Slovenia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Vojvodina or most importantly Hungary itself
i mean it technically requires you to start as either Austria or hungry?
@@simonsoupshark8009 Just Hungary, it doesn't work as Austria
@@larrywaiter5584but after forming Austria Hungary, you can lose the actual Hungarian region of Austria Hungary and still get it
I'm pretty sure the reason you need to conquer Palestine and Jordan is that the Habsburg emperors styled themselves as 'Kings of Jerusalem' even though they literally never owned that territory.
Jesus Christ 550 likes in 2 hours
Actually a hungarian king named 2 András was the king of jerusalem and the Habsburg some how keep it
I thought it was because every time they add a new state to the game they don’t update the province ID in the focus trees
Through the House of Lorraine they got a claim to the throne of Jerusalem
Like A Scotsman in Egypt.
@@kristof2yt375 I don't think the habsburg ever had Jerusalem, there was holy roman emperor which were also king of Jerusalem (crusade) but the habsburg were not strong yet, and during the habsburg time Jérusalem was controlled by the ottomans
ISP is really out here saying that Siberian tiger isn't the most cursed acheivement?
Siberian Tiger only requires you go to war with one major, and because of the NSB Supply system, if you push hard enough at the very start of the war to take the supply hubs, you can literally just sit there and let the Soviets bleed themselves on your line until the Germans get them close to capitulation.
Habsburg Prince on the other hand requires you to basically do a world conquest, is frontloaded with a lot of RNG, and the states you have to take only vaguely correspond to what the achievement is based around. Like I'm not an expert but I don't think the Habsburgs ever ruled over Jerusalem.
@@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva You don't need to go on a world conquest, if you take on the allies early then the USA won't join. You're free to get rid of Germans and Italians once they attack the Soviets
@@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva I don´t know if they ever ruled Jerusalem, however the achievement is a reference to the many titles that the Habsburg Monarchs had:
„Franz Joseph I. von Gottes Gnaden Kaiser von Österreich, König von Ungarn und Böhmen, König der Lombardei und Venedigs, von Dalmatien, Croatien, Slawonien, Galicien, Lodomerien und Illyrien; König von Jerusalem, etc; Erzherzog zu Österreich; Großherzog von Toskana und Krakau; Herzog von Lothringen, von Salzburg, Steyer, Kärnthen, Krain und der Bukowina; Großfürst zu Siebenbürgen; Markgraf von Mähren; Herzog von Ober- und Niederschlesien, von Modena, Parma, Piacenza und Guastalla, von Auschwitz und Zator, von Teschen, Friaul, Ragusa und Zara; gefürsteter Graf von Habsburg und Tyrol, Kyburg, Görz und Gradiska, Fürst von Trient und Brixen; Markgraf von Ober- und Niederlausitz und in Istrien; Graf von Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg, etc., Herr von Triest, von Cattaro und auf der Windischen Mark, Großwojwode der Wojwodschaft Serbien etc. etc.“
@@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva The Habsburgs claimed to be Kings of Jerusalem as a "title of pretence" (pretenders). Charles of Anjou, founder of the Kingdom of Naples, 'bought' the title to Jerusalem in 1277 which passed to the Kings of Aragon in 1442 then to the Austrian Habsburgs with the War of the Spanish Succession in 1700. That's the excuse Paradox used just to make this achievement a meme anyway. The King of Spain still claims to be king of Jerusalem today btw.
@@pix5 the king of Spain is also technically the most legitimate claimant to the Roman Empire
Imagine this universe. Hungary just going absolutely buckwild in 1936 to conquer literally the entire fucking world
And when anyone asks why. "Well, we really only cared about getting back Transylvania, but our king really wanted that title of King of Israel, and the only way to do it was by beating everyone."
@@_Muzolf my favourite part of the timeline is, "sir he's killed Britain and America. He's owns Europe. He's on his way here to kill us. Just give him Israel it's all he wants!"
Australian PM: "no, I don't think I will"
As a fun coincidence, you posted this while I was in the middle of my own Austria-Hungary restoration achievement run. I think it's been the most cursed run ever. I went through a well-planned, meticulous, micro-heavy run. The plan goes well, if incredibly painfully: the Romanian demand event always went haywire but I rolled with it, and my taking Polish territory procced an early confrontation with the Soviets which went well due to collabs I'd been building up. I managed to basically take all of the USSR. I wasn't able to capitulate the allies before America joined, but that's fine, it gives me some time to build up an army anyways. I eventually capitulate the allies, then backstab Japan, then have to fight through Japanese-occupied China which is a fucking nightmare because having a jacked Japan defending in the supply black hole that is west china just eats manpower and equipment and takes forever to gain even an inch of ground because I have to build supply hubs every ten seconds. I finally capitulate Japan, become the leader of the Axis, kick out Italy to reclaim my cores they have, Italian capitulation goes well. The last step is to kick Germany and conquer the few territories I still need. But the game unavoidably crashes when I kick Germany and the run is now literally unsalvageable. I had over 2000 factories and a fully-collab'd China's manpower to draw on. It didn't matter. If seeing little green bubbles and big encirclements didn’t hit my dopamine receptors the way they do I would be so much better off. For my sins I have been called a Hoi4 player.
If you ever want to add some fun to that micro hell, make super speedy mediums or lights and use the tank conversion exploit to make an entire army group of them. If snaking gives you a HOI4 boner then aggressive battle plan light tanks will fill that void.
oof. I quit playing when I had an great soviet game ruined by turkey randomly deciding to 1) declare war on me and 2) join the allies. When you play on the hardest difficulty it's not great when you get tag teamed by the entire planet and part of that tag team includes 150 indian, american, south african and australian divisions rushing through The Caucasus and turkmenistan and getting halfway to moscow.
@@bigpoppa1234 My run with Imperial Russia I had literally every nation with a focus tree except japan go democratic. Both the US and Britain went interventionist, and I had to fight an Allies that consisted of all of Europe and the US in 1940. That war only ended in 1952 after I capitulated Australia and caused over 150 million total casualties. All for one achievement.
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When I did this one a while back, I did it without historical focuses, had germany flip monarchist, annexed italy before germany got them into the central powers and took down the allies early with germanies help. Pretty easy if you do it this way.
Me: "Alright, recreate Austria-Hungary. Sounds fun enough!"
Paradox: "Kill the whole world."
imagine being an austro hungarian troop you've fought in germany, italy, britain, india, america literally almost all continents everywhere in the world (except south america)
And then some mustachio'd sunglasses'd dude with a way-too-thick german accent in Argentina declares war on you.
Create a normal run with Austria-Hungary: No
Conquer all the world to conquest palestine and Jordan: YES
When ISP said "It's Austria-Hungarying time" and Austria-Hungaried all over Europe, it was definitely a moment from the video. Bravo Braun!
This meme needs to be Old Yeller'd
kid named isp:
@@loafgeneral of course you have a Patrick Bateman pfp
@@nicoliethybirbyt4165 dude probably missed the point and idolized Bateman
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If you do the "Reintegrate the railroads" focus and improve relations with Austria they are more likely to accept the referendum.
@Dilo Gaming yes
@Dilo Gaming i could be wrong but i think using your spies will help as well. get the diplomatic training upgrade then use diplomatic pressure with your spies. i also improve relations to 100 and get a non aggression pact. it might not do anything but that's what bitt3rsteel did in his guide and it worked for me
Yes, but going to war with them lets you immediately get rid of the Treaty of Trianon.
The worst offender of achievement where you need to conquer half the world is "Hardly Anything Sèvres", the only major faction you don't have to go to war with is the comintern, tho it helps a lot to fight japan.
Completed this achievement recently and can say that Crusader Kings 2 is more cursed
When I tried that one I dismantled my faction and joined the axis. You can guess how pissed I was when I took London
Crusader kings 3 though
@@Lady_Amelia-Eloise this one is easy, I was doing Romanov path, defeated USSR, then backstabbed the Axis, then took Vichy lands, and attacked Palestine from there
@@Lady_Amelia-Eloise Crusader Kings 4 though.
I remember trying this when the focus tree came out and somehow ended up in a war that lasted until 1960s, the Goddamn AI somehow kept spamming 40 width mechs and fat infantry all day long it was a slugfest to kill them.
Jesus Christ, how slow was the game at that point?!
@@carltonleboss
5 speed felt like 0.5 speed duo to the amount of units, casualties were something like 200 million in total LOL.
There is a forum post about a guy who played HoI4 into 1987 as Communist China with something like 500 million total casualties, thats insane, his game ran so slow that for 6 hours everyday it would take him 1 month ingame time LOL
And the fanboys still insist the AI doesn't cheat...
@@SMGJohn bro killed half the world 💀
I've never played a game that long before. Even the world conquest runs. That's insane.
Me as a jordanian: Just chilling with the video playing in the backround..
"For some reason you need palestine and jordan for austria-hungary"
Me: W h a t
iSorrow is back at it again, CURING OUR DEPRESSIOON, 1/512 irish Gravy Timmy is happy once again!
Bout to go on a plane so downloading for flight, I sure fucking hope I don't die and the only thing found from the wreckage is a fucking I sorrow video
Adolf x Simon fanfic when??!
As TommyKay said: "Oh you want this little achievement? You fucking have to make a holiday in tokyo/have to invade the entire planet"
Hungary was a kingdom without a king, being led by an admiral without a navy.
Beautiful.
Oh boy here he goes achievement hunting again
Switzerland: “AH GODDAMNIT NOW I DEFINITELY WON’T HAVE A NAVY”
the pain in ISPs voice at 17:06 when hes invading japan to get to palestine is the most sad thing ive heard
Daily petition for ISP to do a video getting the Crusader Kings II achievement
tf was that intro
This is one of the coolest hoi4 videos I've seen in years! I loved the pace and the challenge of fighting each of these strong nations one at a time.
Me:
- Oh no, I need to take Austria peacefully, cuz I'll never win the early war with them!
- Gonna risk it with the Czech RNG to get their annexation
- Need to rearm and prepare before taking on Romania and Yugo
- I'll have to give up the Sudetenland or the Germs will struggle-snuggle me
ISP
- Cucks everyone through the sheer might of his testicules
- Refuses to elaborate
- Gets the achievement
You should play the "Animatronica (FNaF Mod)" for Hoi4.
So apparently the last Hapsburg monarchs of Austria-Hungary claimed, among other stupid wacky things, to be King of Jerusalem.
So to meet their full claims guess you need to have the former territory of the medieval Kingdom of Jerusalem.
So suppose that's why you need Palestine and Jordan.
Oh what fun.
Earlier I had a game where Ireland had like 150 divisions, I wasn't even mad it was just hilarious
I'm pretty sure he didn't need any of galicia from poland to get the achievement. I remember that not being a requirement
Canada probably got a lot of exile divisions when you capitulated US. This also happened to me, but it did not end with Canada. Every single one of my enemies got the troops after capitulation and became a major. It was not a fun game.
Isp tries to prove to us that we go back to hoi4 every time but let's be honest he doesn't go back there he lives there but tries to pretend it's not. a masochist is a real masochist.
Mr Isausageproduction play the Femboyvaria mod with Bo
I'm sad now :( I just realized I have more hours in hoi4 than ISP, yet im still worse than him...
Remember completing it while ago
For some reason, I ended the game yesterday, in-game time
I feel like this channel will never let go of their addiction of hoi4 even tho they hate it as much as they love it. (Not complaining tho ISP and hoi4 made fot each other)
I HATE this challenge so much. It relies on RNG too much and it’s way harder when you don’t have the spies DLC.
Tip if you don’t have the spy DLC: Germany always demands the sudetenland
At the 21st of January 1939 so make sure you research Czechoslovakia at around the 20th of September 1938 also start improving relations with them, that way you’ll complete your focus around the 20th of January but don’t accept the reunion until the 25th just to be safe. Also have two 20 devisions on the border of Czechoslovakia to increase your RNG that they’ll accept the reunion. Learnt from countless failures.
Fun fact
After the Munich Agreement, the Czechs did ask all their neighbors including Hungary for protection before resigning themselves to becoming part of Germany
Bitt3ersteel did a video on this last year and I literally watched it earlier today! Everyone on that Austria-Hungary hype lately!
Demanding isp Plays Kaiserredux A-Z Day one
This was one of the first nation specific achievements I've done. It took me like 6 tries
>be czech circa 1938
>become part of austria hungary because the germans want to eat you
>go to fight in japan against the allies because the habsburg prince want to rule palestine
ps: am terrible at greentext
I did this achievement last week after a billion tries and it got to a point that i had to capitulate india and japan, thank god usa didnt get involved. But completing this achievement is also what put me off hoi4. Hoi4 is a pit of despair and depression
When I think I'm free, they pull me back in.
Hungarian America with the Confederate Flag is something that will haunt me forever.
one time i was playing as germany and literally, every single british puppet was a major, japan and somehow maxico and brazil?? and then usa and all of the allies were ALL MAJORS. truely one of the runs of all time
The thing about Czechoslovakia agreeing to being annexed if being subjected to either Demand the Sudetenland or Fate of Czechoslovakia can be confirmed in the event file "DOD_Hungary.txt" under "DOD_Hungary.10" (the event that triggers for Czechoslovakia when you complete "Protect Czechoslovakia"). The base factor for them agreeing to annexation is 20. This goes up by a factor of 2 (it's multiplicative, IIRC, so it'd go up to 40) if World Tension is over 20, another factor of 2 if Czechoslovakia is not in a faction, and a factor of 10 if Germany is in the process of doing either Demand the Sudetenland or Fate of Czechoslovakia. The last one almost completely guarantees it, especially since World Tension will probably be over 20 by the time you're doing it so the total chance would be 800 (which is countered against values of 50 for close association and 30 for outright refusal, which translates to both choices being, like, a 1% chance each of being picked). But I'm pretty sure you need to actually finish it while the Germans are still doing one of those focuses, not *after* they finished them.
I'd say it's probably better to just keep trying to reroll the RNG early on since even though it'd be annoying, the earlier you get to annex Czechoslovakia the more build-up time you'll have. It's more IC in the long run.
An achievement in which you don’t feel achieved in getting.
12:14 You would think he escaped there in real life too, but he actually went to Portugal. Also btw we still have a f*cikng statue of him in our parliament...
Edit: I forgot to mention that the statue is BRAND NEW
egy történelmi alak, mi a baj azzal hogy szobrot állítanak neki?
@@richardracz4797 Mert bűnrészes volt zsidók ezreinek meggyilkolásában. Háborús bűnös volt.
@@richardracz4797 because statues are for commemoration and you shouldn't commemorate a bad guy
@@sirllamaiii9708 "durrr Horthy is a bad guy durr" name one bad thing he did
@@unijester My man chose to side with the Nazis. I could go more into depth about Hungary's role in the Holocaust, but bro he was allied with the Nazis. Having to choose between the Nazis and the allies and picking the Nazis typically isn't a good look for someone
Don't worry ISP, going for 100% HOI4 isn't so bad, apart from maybe the Siberian Tiger and the Polish one where you start in 39, outside of those two it's honestly kinda fun. Oh well there's also the terribad achievement where you gotta play Egypt and just slowly painfully wait to get enough autonomy to break free from British control cause doing it any other way such as going fascist etc doesn't count for it.
“Why is he in corsica what is hitler doing there”hitler who’s trying to master his Inner Napoleon
Macau my day and Tanna Tuva achievements are 100% harder than this. Heck even the Baltic one where you have to own every country touching the Baltic Sea is hard. Spies can be used to make this achievement super easy.
U dont need to annex in peace conference palestine and jordan, u can just occupy it and you'll get the achievement so you just could send an army to libya and wait 30minutes to get it instead playing for 3 hours.
I have almost 2000 hours on HoI4 and don't have a single achievement. CIVILIAN DIFFICULTY FOR THE WIN!
godda love when the sausage man is back at it again wvith some quircky hoi4 adventures
when are you bringing back the rat? I miss the rat :c
Australia Hungary or Czech mate are cursed this one eh this one it is cursed but not just as cursed
The problem with this path is all the random chance involved.
Max chance for Austria to do referendum AND say yes is 76%
Max chance for Czechoslovakia to be annexed is also 76% which means you only have ~58% chance to get the best outcome for both.
Got this achievement about a month ago. Pure AIDS.
What I absolutely hate about hoi4, is that you always have to conquer 2/3rds of the world that your ally took in the piece deal, which half the time they weren't really occupying.
Turkey: Joins allies*
Isp: "so you've chosen death"
going for endgame and NOT having 24 motorised divisions for canada\australia? that's a big mistake
Another day of suffe- I mean HOI4
This anomaly is due to the fact, that Hungarian King Andrew the 2nd ventured to the Holy Land in 1217 on a crusade. Although he never conquered Jerusalem, he and his descendant Hungarian Kings and Queen proudly wore the title: King of Jerusalem.
You have to own Palestine and Jordan because the Habsburgs claimed having the title of Prince of Jerusalem. (also no "Austro-Hungarian Australia"?)
Serves achievement is MUCH worse than this achievement in every way
The problem with cursed achievements is that you never know if they were designed this way or some dlc along the way broke them and they didnt bother fixing it
12:39 ISP has become the AI, dear God…
i was literally going for this achievement yesterday, i refuse to believe you also were doing it recently
Day 8 of waiting for ISP to play national populist United baltic duchy in kaiserreich to reform the German state
Ah yes the achievement that Makes RNG reallllllllyyyyyy reliant
I like how 90% of videos is him making fun the game while proceeding to use the all metas that only people who play a lot would know.
I got really luck because in my run to get this achievement Uk went communist. (I play non historical most of the times) It was easy as you can imagine
For the final step for brain aneurysm,try to capitulate a researched all Germany and Japan as democratic Murica.
Yo, can a TRUE history nerd tell me why you need Palestine and Jordan for this? It seems kinda stupid and convoluted. I'm assuming it's weird like that because of the "Crusades"?
HOI4 but if you’re at war with a major you lose
I´ve got this achievement after literally 47 runs, it is just a pain in the ass. Too much RNG, and you have to beat up the whole world.
I actually got this achievement way back when, but I still don't have nuke la as Italy
Edit: also you don't have to switch ideologies, just declare on the germans in the middle of barbarossa and the soviets should let you in meaning you can use them as a stick against the allies
If Paradox ever figured out how to implement caliber and ammunition, so many strategies would be screwed.
The first achievement I went for! I’m still trash at most countries, but I have played Hungary a lot, probably my favorite start
got this achievement a year ago. Would rather put a nail under my toenail and slam it against a wall than do this achievement again.
I did this challenge it was pure suffering
I love isausageyproductions, better than ISP or that isorrowproductions fella
10:00 But be afraid. Another dictator came back from Corsica, well Elba but in game it probably belongs to Corsica.
14:25 Cursed. This is cursed.
Talk about perfect timing, I started to go for this achievement yesterday
That feeling when you've played hoi4 almost as much as Alex but in half as many years
Do a video call with your "real voice"
You did not just call LA Los Angeleens
This is like one really drunk wet dream of a hungarian ultranationalist leader coming to life. Dr. ISorrow Frankenstein's monster Empire... As a hungarian the intro reminds me of a joke about the Horthy regime:
Hungary declares war on the USA (in 1941). The embassador of the Kingdom of Hungary arrives to the Home Secretary in Washington to make it official. The Foreign Secretary asks some questions to the embassador: - We understand the declaration,. but we are a little confused by it! Please make some issues clear to us! Kingdom of Hungary... where is this country precisely? - Central-East Europe. - aswers the embassador. - A Kingdom... Who is the ruling King? - We have no King. - Surely someone leads the country ? - Yes. Governor Miklós Horthy de Nagybanya, counter-admiral. - Admiral? So the Kingdom has a Navy. - No, our country is landlocked. - Okay... Can I ask You embassador: Do your Kingdom have any territorial claims on the United States to justify your declaration? - No, we have no territorial claims on the USA. - Allright(!?). But maybe against some of our allies maybe? - No, we have no caims of any of your allies. - Come on! Your country must have some claims against someone then! - Yes, we have territorial claims against Romania. - Then can I politly ask: Why do not declare war on Romania then? - We can not. They are our allies...
This was one of my favorite achievements to get, but holy shit what you just did was insane.
It took me 3 days to get this achievements, and when I did it, I felt completely empty.
Wait, why didn't he get this achievement yet despite having 4+ years of HOI4 videos?
"For some reason, you need to own Palestine and Jordon."
...let me retract my original question with another one-what were the devs smoking, and where can I get some of that?
When you, a Moldovan conscript, do 5 tours in North America, skedaddle over for some Indian spices, go to China to smuggle opium, storm the beaches of Japan, all because some dead king 200 years ago drunkenly rambled that he should own Palestine.
1:57 the way I made sure czecks went to me is just increase reputation a ton, and once they're full reputation they always (I think) join you (If you ask them to join without having that full reputation or if you didnt do it while germany was demanding sudentanland, they become your puppet, which is a bear to deal with)
also increase rep with romania and austria so they will accept demands (yugoslavia always joins a faction by the time you get there, so be ready)
Can you do the "touch grass" achievement next pls?
Wait this isn't valefisk EUIV speedchievment guides
As someone not familiar with this game, I can sort of understand why you would need to go to war with pretty much all of europe and the middle east, but why was it necessary to fight the US, Comintern, Japan, Australia, India, China, Africa, etc?