I think the story is like The sad Alpha man was the nobleman who tried to marry Rose who then ran off and soon after the Sad alpha man sent the Hunter to capture her back for him. Then Hunter falls in love with Rose and now the alpha man is trying to prove he is better and utterly failing
@@mele4827 lady of the lyre when rose evade an arranged marriage, lesbian hunter for the meet cute, sad sad alpha male for his intro (but you can listen this one at any point before this one)
I see your regular tavern fights and I raise you: Rose knows at any moment she could intervene and her partner would back off on her request. But there’s something very satisfying about watching the love of your life beat the living daylights out of creeps at bars.
That's just wishful thinking lol. I'm gay and I know the alpha man would destroy the lesbian in a fight in real life 97% of the time. Maybe if she has a weapon and he doesn't she could probably beat him. But in a fair fight, nah. Lesbians would lose. Lol. Just stating facts.
@woodykusaki9970 In this fantasy story, The Lesbian Hunter is so proficient at fighting that every army in the world feared her. Also, the Sad, Sad, Alpha Man clearly isn't good at fighting IRL.
At first I thought the Sad Sad Alpha Man was the Hunter's ex for some reason when I first heard the songs. Kinda glad that's not the case cause I'm so proud of her personal growth through the songs! I'm imagining her & Rose eventually riding a dragon into a sunset with "Happily Ever After" written under them
The Lesbian Hunter was the first song of you I came across and I'm now fully invested in this universe. Also as someone who used to sing for most of my life your music is amazing! Not that anyone has to know much about music to hear that
I just had an amazing idea, a humble fisherman who is immune to sirens because he's dating a group of sirens, and they refuse to kill him because hes very sweet and feeds them fish, also everyone thinks the fisherman manages to kill sirens but hes just dating a group of gay sirens
Я читала текст песни только в переводе и могу ошибаться, но разве не говорится, что отец хотел выдать Роуз за ДОСТОЙНОГО мужчину? Альфу таким никак не назовешь.
Hah! I'm glad this one got a longer version! I'm so happy this set of characters and interwoven stories is being expanded on, I love this project and the world it lets us listen in on.
YES! Absolutely the best piece of media. This won't possess my mortal soul for the next 18 months Edit: I get mad hair envy from you. Any tips for long hair?
Now, HunteRose go sailing for a date with Captain Platonic on board, and the Sad Sad alpha Man meets Captain Platonic, and he ABSOLUTELY Cant believe that people like Captain Platonic exist
If anyone wants the lyrics, here you go: This is the tale of the lesbian Hunter, Sat at a pub with a drink and her Lover The mood was right in a tavern's light until on frightful sight (HEY!) A rather sad looking alpha man Had hung his hat and walked right in And sitting right next to the Hunter's dame He said: "Hey what's your name" here, here, here Here comes the Hunter! (HEY!) With a rage in her eyes A lass to defend, and an alpha's demise This is the tale of not how to confront her Said, "I'm Rose, but I'm here with my lover." Rose said,"nope" when he said "My mastery of rope" But still he wouldn't go (HEY!) The Hunter backed him up to the wall of stone And yelled out,"LEAVE MY LOVE ALONE" And with her arm all against his neck The alpha man shoved back! (Uh ohhh) here, here, here Here comes the Hunter! (HEY!) With a rage in her eyes A lass to defend, and an alpha's demise here, here, here Here comes the Hunter! (HEY!) With her love to the side, Viewing the scene as she's sipping her wine This is the Tale of the lesbian beat down The Hunter said that you're dealing with me now Kicked his legs out from within And grabbed him by the chin (OUCH!) And with his nails long as razor claws He tore some skin off her upper jaw And to the ground, she threw his crown And beat him up and down here, here, here Here comes the Hunter! (HEY!) With a rage in her eyes A lass to defend, and an alpha's demise here, here, here Here comes the Hunter! (HEY!) With her love to the side, Viewing the scene as she's sipping her wine here, here, here Here comes the Hunter! (HEY!) With a rage in her eyes A lass to defend, and an alpha's demise here, here, here Here comes the Hunter! (HEY!) With her love to the side, Viewing the scene as she's sipping her wine This is the tale of the lesbian Hunter Rage in her eyes, never mercy ever was there Left him there with his bloodied clothes And then sat back with rose (HEY!)
Hate to be that person, but just wanted to kindly point out a typo. “Said I’m rose bit I’m here with my lover” should be “… but I’m here with my lover”
Love love love this so much! The alternative lyrics are so fun with Rose just chilling with her wine 😂 And the additional voice ark at 2:10 is fantastic!
Yes, I hope we did all know the answer BUT I’m glad we got another song out of it!! I am crossing my fingers for a full version of “the bear don’t care” 🤩🤩🤩🤩
I had this sort of scene happen in the story I'm writing. The 'sad alpha man' was seconds from finding out who was faster: the mage or the monk when his squad captain showed up and sent him outside with an escort from the rest of their squad, punishment to be doled out later. The captain apologized to the women and a friendly relationship was formed after a short conversation. If they had any interest, he'd have had a better shot mostly because he wasn't trying and was sincere and friendly. You know, when two of your three protagonists are women, it's remarkably easy to make 'sad alpha man' types into minor antagonists.
I love these songs! I also love your voice, omg, so beautiful!! I think my favorite part is rose sipping her wine as she watches the beat down of the sad sad alpha man 😂 hilarious touch, truly! Awesome song as always!
I just want to know at what point in her adventures Rose developed enough of a reputation for being a lesbian for the hunter to come after her in the first place.
Can we get a redemption arc for the sad sad alpha man where he is trained by the legendary GIGA CHAD. Who helps him get stronger while teaching him the ways of empathy and forgiveness, where he comes across the lesbian hunter to apologize for the scene he caused at the tavern.
Now we need a tale of the Asexual Wizard/Witch who has to constantly turn down suitors and meets up with the Lesbian Hunter and Rose and joins their party. And now its adventuring time!
FUEL FOR MORE SONGS IN THIS SERIES POSSIBLY: If you don't know, greek mythology has Artemis, Goddess of the hunt. she also has a group of all female hunters who swear never to date men and become eternal maidens (celebite). they are almost immortal, (they never age but can be killed in battle). I like to look at this as they are aro/ace, but its also widely seen as just a pack of lesbian hunters.
ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!! ALL CITIZENS!!!! THE LESBIAN HUNTER HAS NOW NOT ONLY BEEN DECLARED “LESBIAN ICON” BUT ALSO A “FEMINISM ICON” ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!!
I've been listening to your music on Spotify yesterday, and there wasn't any song I didn't like. Seriously. You're a genius. Keep up your fantastic work!
I think this is a missed opportunity, when he days "here" x3 in a row a ton during the songs, i think it wouldve been fiting to replace it with "queer"
Don't think there was any confusion just the desire to have the Lesbian Hunter beat up Sad Sad Alpha Man
💯
Yep, I agree XD
Up and down!
Yes I too wanted to hear about that smack down 😄
Honestly yeah. A random man competing against a trained hunter?? Come on now lmao
i love how rose is sitting back with her drink just going "get his ass, babe"
it's an actual mood
She knows the hunter will beat his ass she's just watching for the drama
I can imagine her being like "wait no don't do that- actually he's an @sshole nevermind, go get him!"
I can imagine her being like "wait no don't do that- actually he's an @sshole nevermind, go get him!"
I can imagine her being like "wait no don't do that- actually he's an @sshole nevermind, go get him!"
I adore how these ballads are all turning into a whole connected story glad Rose and her huntress are doing so well together
I can't find Rose's story
It’s like so many songs combined Lady of the Lyre where Rose was forcefully betrothed then left and mainly The Tale of the Lesbian Hunter :D
I think the story is like The sad Alpha man was the nobleman who tried to marry Rose who then ran off and soon after the Sad alpha man sent the Hunter to capture her back for him. Then Hunter falls in love with Rose and now the alpha man is trying to prove he is better and utterly failing
@@mele4827 lady of the lyre when rose evade an arranged marriage, lesbian hunter for the meet cute, sad sad alpha male for his intro (but you can listen this one at any point before this one)
@@noralevy-omari5540 I can't find lady of the lyre
"This is the tale of the lesbian beatdown" is a great spin on the classic line of "This is the tale of the lesbian hunter"
Right?! I've been waiting for this!
Lesbian hunter - 1
Sad sad alpha man - 0
Now he is sad, sad, sad alpha man since he lost against the queers
more like Lesbian Hunter - 2. She destroyed the Sad sad alpha man AND got the girl
As it should be
I like how it implies that Rose has been in their relationship long enough that she got used to her partner getting into bar fights 😂
I see your regular tavern fights and I raise you: Rose knows at any moment she could intervene and her partner would back off on her request. But there’s something very satisfying about watching the love of your life beat the living daylights out of creeps at bars.
Consider: Rose knows exactly what the hunter is capable of, and knows shes about to see a Lesbian Beatdown
Gotta love how rose is just watching the whole thing while sipping her wine
@@vulpixle9659 She's just like "I'm getting a free show out of it."
Love that you couldn’t help but shade the Alpha Man’s nails again 😂
And the oh-so Chad fighting technique of...weakly clawing a woman's face like you're a girl in kindergarten, apparently. 😂
I- I have long nails tho😢😭😭
@IisLasagna which is a legit choice but Sad Sad Alpha Man simply does not trim
Yeah, that answer was pretty obvious.
I was half expecting Capt. Platonic to show up
I’m hoping for Captain Platonic to make an appearance next time
Pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls, Vinney pls do it pls get capt. platonic on the mix .
Check releases and listen to beware of the siren
@@Sirrichter OHMYGOSH ITS PERFECT???
@@jessicacomic7216 lady of the lyre is there too, it's rose's backstory
i like how it follows the lesbian hunter melody, it really shows he had no chance
''I mean you already know the answer, right?'
*Hunter's melody starts plaing*
''This is the tale of the-''
Understood.
@@darkwolf9536 Yup.
I love the image of Rose just sitting to the side, sipping her drink and watching her girl beat the crap of some creep.
This whole song got me laughing but the "This is the lesbian beat down" and the collective "uh oh" got me dying fr😂
THe oh-oh got me cause you know the whole bar just went with it
And Rose just acting like nothing happened 😂
I think we all knew before anyone made that comment. The sad, sad, alpha man would lose
That's just wishful thinking lol. I'm gay and I know the alpha man would destroy the lesbian in a fight in real life 97% of the time.
Maybe if she has a weapon and he doesn't she could probably beat him. But in a fair fight, nah. Lesbians would lose. Lol. Just stating facts.
@@woodykusaki9970 That "Sad Alpha Man" wouldn't win. He is a whiny little bitch.
Lies. We kick ass
@@potatomuffin1962 Yeah... if that makes you feel better I guess. :)
@woodykusaki9970 In this fantasy story, The Lesbian Hunter is so proficient at fighting that every army in the world feared her. Also, the Sad, Sad, Alpha Man clearly isn't good at fighting IRL.
That 'uh oh.' Like the whole tavern responded.
The ‘uh-oh’ and the ’ouch’
They all knew beforehand NOT to mess with the hunter
Now we're waiting for the next person to animate this masterpiece
I'm hoping to one day animate Tale of the Lesbian Hunter, and I might animate this as a sequel if I ever get around to the first one 👀👀👀
ruclips.net/video/r6nj_Zy-pfw/видео.html its from the first song, i love it!
Oh, leave that to me. (Once I get the chance 😅)
@@michellereinwarth1539 its soooooooo good! 🤩
Omg yesss i loved that one@@michellereinwarth1539
The fact that it's not even a little bit his song tells you all you need to know.
Her song style and beat won the battle too, which is awesome because it sets you up for who’s winning super well
A beautiful sequel to two beautiful songs
I say a sequal to 3 great songs
Lady of the lyre
Lesbian hunter
Sad sad alpha man
At first I thought the Sad Sad Alpha Man was the Hunter's ex for some reason when I first heard the songs. Kinda glad that's not the case cause I'm so proud of her personal growth through the songs! I'm imagining her & Rose eventually riding a dragon into a sunset with "Happily Ever After" written under them
The next song needs to include a dragon.
I guess he didn't want to perpetuate the whole trope where a lesbian is only a lesbian because she once dated a loser.
@@Baldanders99 'Every story is better with dragons!'
- Volo, Baldur's Gate 3
I thought the alpha man was the nobleman rose was betrothed to
I think the popular theory is that he was Rose’s old betrothed
The Lesbian Hunter was the first song of you I came across and I'm now fully invested in this universe. Also as someone who used to sing for most of my life your music is amazing! Not that anyone has to know much about music to hear that
Can't wait to see/hear how the Bear that Don't Care and Captain Platonic fit into this story (I assume there will be fishing).
Captain Platonic was featured in Beware of the Siren;)
@@antoninabandrivska8806 oh, right! He was!
Rose already featured in 'The Bear Don't Care'. She's the lady camping.
@@Alforbia Yeah, Rose featured in the Bear's song, but will the Bear feature in Rose and the Hunter's future songs? That's what I was wondering
The bear? I can't find it.
I just had an amazing idea, a humble fisherman who is immune to sirens because he's dating a group of sirens, and they refuse to kill him because hes very sweet and feeds them fish, also everyone thinks the fisherman manages to kill sirens but hes just dating a group of gay sirens
Now I’m imagining a muscular Gay Ranger proving to the Sad Sad Alpha Man why unsolicited flirting is uncomfortable XD
We need that one next, it works so well.
@@Thereturnofmarcus XD agreed, I think my comment needs enough attention for him to see it
THIS truly needs to be a FULL length feature film!
Big facts
I love this 💕. The alpha's fall was beautiful ✨
I've had to deal with far too many sad sad alpha men these last few days. This was just what I needed, really cheered me up 🏳️🌈
In my head canon, the Alpha is the man that Rose’s father assigned to her and she was forced to marry.
dude i love this idea yessss
Oh yes! The LOOOORE
HEADCANON
A C C E P T E D
Я читала текст песни только в переводе и могу ошибаться, но разве не говорится, что отец хотел выдать Роуз за ДОСТОЙНОГО мужчину? Альфу таким никак не назовешь.
This was the trilogy I needed.
Rose and her hunter should go sailing with captain platonic, would be a good time
They did search up beware of the sirens.
It’s giving “Dear men, *avoid the Hunters of Artemis.* For your sake. *They be gay~ 💅”*
Hah! I'm glad this one got a longer version!
I'm so happy this set of characters and interwoven stories is being expanded on, I love this project and the world it lets us listen in on.
Head canon: the sad sad alpha man was the noble man who Rose's father betrothed her to (those confused, see lady of the lyre)
It would make sense that the alpha couldn't even get a woman by arranged marriage.
yes! All This!
Thanks!
I'm invested in this extended universe adventure now... I need 6 seasons and a movie of this.
This fantasy world is WILD
Does anyone else join in with the back up Vinnys when they go "HEY!"? Also I laughed my ass off upon hearing the triple "uh ohhh"
The collective "Uh oh" and "ouch" really sealed the deal. 😆 This is great!
Love this cinematic universe in the making!!! I have nonstop been listening to “The Lesbian Hunter” and “Lady of the Lyre”
I refuse to believe this guy isn't some kind of fey creature, like, seriously bro, save some talent for the rest of us! ❤
YES! Absolutely the best piece of media. This won't possess my mortal soul for the next 18 months
Edit: I get mad hair envy from you. Any tips for long hair?
GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT WE NEED. SAD, SAD ALPHA MAN VS CAPTAIN PLATONIC.
Bet: by this time next year, the Vinny Marchi Musical Universe is going to need its own wiki to contain all the lore.
I love how the when the “chorus” says “uh oh” and “ouch” it’s basically the other patrons reacting to the action
I like how rose siping her wine implies this is a common thing
Now, HunteRose go sailing for a date with Captain Platonic on board, and the Sad Sad alpha Man meets Captain Platonic, and he ABSOLUTELY Cant believe that people like Captain Platonic exist
If anyone wants the lyrics, here you go:
This is the tale of the lesbian Hunter,
Sat at a pub with a drink and her Lover
The mood was right in a tavern's light
until on frightful sight
(HEY!)
A rather sad looking alpha man
Had hung his hat and walked right in
And sitting right next to the Hunter's dame
He said: "Hey what's your name"
here, here, here
Here comes the Hunter!
(HEY!)
With a rage in her eyes
A lass to defend, and an alpha's demise
This is the tale of not how to confront her
Said, "I'm Rose, but I'm here with my lover."
Rose said,"nope" when he said
"My mastery of rope"
But still he wouldn't go
(HEY!)
The Hunter backed him up to the wall of stone
And yelled out,"LEAVE MY LOVE ALONE"
And with her arm all against his neck
The alpha man shoved back!
(Uh ohhh)
here, here, here
Here comes the Hunter!
(HEY!)
With a rage in her eyes
A lass to defend, and an alpha's demise
here, here, here
Here comes the Hunter!
(HEY!)
With her love to the side,
Viewing the scene as she's sipping her wine
This is the Tale of the lesbian beat down
The Hunter said that you're dealing with me now
Kicked his legs out from within
And grabbed him by the chin
(OUCH!)
And with his nails long as razor claws
He tore some skin off her upper jaw
And to the ground, she threw his crown
And beat him up and down
here, here, here
Here comes the Hunter!
(HEY!)
With a rage in her eyes
A lass to defend, and an alpha's demise
here, here, here
Here comes the Hunter!
(HEY!)
With her love to the side,
Viewing the scene as she's sipping her wine
here, here, here
Here comes the Hunter!
(HEY!)
With a rage in her eyes
A lass to defend, and an alpha's demise
here, here, here
Here comes the Hunter!
(HEY!)
With her love to the side,
Viewing the scene as she's sipping her wine
This is the tale of the lesbian Hunter
Rage in her eyes, never mercy ever was there
Left him there with his bloodied clothes
And then sat back with rose
(HEY!)
Hate to be that person, but just wanted to kindly point out a typo.
“Said I’m rose bit I’m here with my lover” should be
“… but I’m here with my lover”
@@IcePhoenixMusician thanks for pointing that out
@@Sirrichter No problem!
LMAO I said "Uh oh" at the same time he did! As soon as he said the alpha shoved back.
Thanks!
Ooh a whole VM cinematic universe to outdo DC and Marvel? YES PLEASE
I love the idea of a fantasy universe built on songs about memes and viral videos.
I love both songs so much. The lore the two songs created here is such a fantastic combo.
Hun I can't explain how much I love your voice! You give this ol lady goosebumbs!
My wife and I absolutely adore these songs and how they tie together!
Someone: The perfect sequal dosen't exist.
Vinny:
Love love love this so much! The alternative lyrics are so fun with Rose just chilling with her wine 😂
And the additional voice ark at 2:10 is fantastic!
I love your songs. You have a fantastic voice and talent.
I bow to you good sir!
He was always going to be toast! Thanks Vinny!
Yes, I hope we did all know the answer BUT I’m glad we got another song out of it!!
I am crossing my fingers for a full version of “the bear don’t care”
🤩🤩🤩🤩
Same! "The bear don't care" is so special. I can't stop singing it in my head all the time.😅🥰🤞🤞🤞
@@nahele_27 🤩🤞🤞🤞🤩
Came across your videos by random and now have stalked all your videos since
OMFGODS I was praying for a sequel. I love it, I was immediately singing along
*chef's kiss*
You are majestic as fuck, and I love your artistry!
I absolutely adore how everything’s becoming a universe it tickles my soul
omg i didnt thinkanything could be as good as the lesbian hunter but you keep proving me wrong! love this song just as much, you are a great artist!
The lesbian hunter and Rose’s relationship are giving me Sundew and Willow vibes from Wings of Fire ngl
"This is the tale of the lesbian beat down..." What a jam!!!! Yeah, we all need knew who was gonna win that fight!!!
Can we also have Captain Platonic sail in? XD
In my opinion, you are the most talented RUclipsr.
Speech skill is maxed out. Go legendary and keep leveling up. 💓
I had this sort of scene happen in the story I'm writing. The 'sad alpha man' was seconds from finding out who was faster: the mage or the monk when his squad captain showed up and sent him outside with an escort from the rest of their squad, punishment to be doled out later. The captain apologized to the women and a friendly relationship was formed after a short conversation. If they had any interest, he'd have had a better shot mostly because he wasn't trying and was sincere and friendly.
You know, when two of your three protagonists are women, it's remarkably easy to make 'sad alpha man' types into minor antagonists.
Captain consensual walking in in the middle of the beat down and immediately leaving.
“YOU WERE GONNA WHA- oh. He’s being taken care of. Guess I’m not needed. You go girl!”
I love these songs! I also love your voice, omg, so beautiful!! I think my favorite part is rose sipping her wine as she watches the beat down of the sad sad alpha man 😂 hilarious touch, truly! Awesome song as always!
This needs a million views and a million likes.
I love how Rose is not at all worried
Nope, I take it back, THIS is the greatest thing on the internet! OH MY GAWD! I CANNOT WAIT FOR MORE!!!!!
I just want to know at what point in her adventures Rose developed enough of a reputation for being a lesbian for the hunter to come after her in the first place.
I thought predictable outcomes were supposed to be boring. Shows what I know. This is brilliant!
Can we get a redemption arc for the sad sad alpha man where he is trained by the legendary GIGA CHAD. Who helps him get stronger while teaching him the ways of empathy and forgiveness, where he comes across the lesbian hunter to apologize for the scene he caused at the tavern.
Bro, you could literally write a musical with these characters and I’m pretty sure like everyone would watch it!
Please publish this on spotify
I can’t wait for this one to be on Spotify with the others.
This song helped inspire more than one character in more than one of my books. Keep being amazing Vinny!
Now we need a tale of the Asexual Wizard/Witch who has to constantly turn down suitors and meets up with the Lesbian Hunter and Rose and joins their party. And now its adventuring time!
asexual non-binary witchard
I dunno who you are, what this is, or how I got here, for that matter... but I think I'm in love! *Subs*
Will the sad sad alpha man ever get a redemption arc?
I, personally, am very invested in the VMCU, the Vinny Marchi Cinematic Universe.
FUEL FOR MORE SONGS IN THIS SERIES POSSIBLY: If you don't know, greek mythology has Artemis, Goddess of the hunt. she also has a group of all female hunters who swear never to date men and become eternal maidens (celebite). they are almost immortal, (they never age but can be killed in battle). I like to look at this as they are aro/ace, but its also widely seen as just a pack of lesbian hunters.
Will Captain Platonic nurse the wounds of the Sad Sad Alpha Male? Maybe they can have a drink together and go down with the ship?
Right!
Love your voice 💕 and I'm so excited for the entire universe to grow and unfold
I’ve been bingeing all your music, your so talented and I’m so glad I found u
ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!! ALL CITIZENS!!!! THE LESBIAN HUNTER HAS NOW NOT ONLY BEEN DECLARED “LESBIAN ICON” BUT ALSO A “FEMINISM ICON” ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!!
I've been listening to your music on Spotify yesterday, and there wasn't any song I didn't like. Seriously. You're a genius. Keep up your fantastic work!
I am so invested in Vinnys universe! 😄❤This is pure gold!
Brilliant song, brilliantly performed!
I desperately need to hear more stories of the hunter. 🥰
ok this is amazing, more mashups
I'm happy my friend showed me your channel. You have such a wonderful voice and expressive eyes. It really lets me dream. Thank you! 💙🍀🌈
How is this song so gorgeous and yet full of amazing violence!
Oh yeah. It's all comin' together.
Love the music! It makes me happy.
Please make more political comedy songs like The Lesbian Hunter / Sad Sad Alpha Man Trilogy & Captain Platonic. This is so fun!!
I feel like we need pt 2, this was so amazing
the sequal we didnt know we needed
I think this is a missed opportunity, when he days "here" x3 in a row a ton during the songs, i think it wouldve been fiting to replace it with "queer"