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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024

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  • @vanessaatalanta2475
    @vanessaatalanta2475 2 года назад +3106

    I love how Mark consistently forgets how big his fanbase is and then gets mad that they temporarily crash websites he sends them to.

    • @kattsavage7500
      @kattsavage7500 Год назад +12

      ❤❤❤

    • @mistphantom3962
      @mistphantom3962 Год назад +27

      Facts 😂 God I love Markiplier

    • @jasonmyneni8605
      @jasonmyneni8605 10 месяцев назад +79

      From what I’ve seen, he gets an average of 25 thousand viewers on his streams. And he wonders why jackbox doesn’t work or why straw poll despises him. I’m pretty sure he has said he has to let jackbox know when he is going to play so they can bolster their servers against his audience. He had 15k in audience on a jackbox game once.

    • @Howwerelivingfishing
      @Howwerelivingfishing 9 месяцев назад +9

      😂😂😂😂 that’s impressive af ngl

    • @Howwerelivingfishing
      @Howwerelivingfishing 9 месяцев назад

      @@jasonmyneni8605sounds like he could bring people a helluva lotta business with those numbers

  • @assailant8722
    @assailant8722 4 года назад +3786

    Mark: "I won't influence your choices."
    Also Mark, immediately: "SOUP?!?!"

    • @jadedoptimistt
      @jadedoptimistt 4 года назад +75

      Everyone: soup

    • @deadragonlord022
      @deadragonlord022 4 года назад +66

      Well, he did let them pick before he influenced LMAO

    • @hutao1331
      @hutao1331 4 года назад +10

      Soup!

    • @0percentskill542
      @0percentskill542 3 года назад +23

      I remember that during the livestream the chat did nothing but spam soup

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 года назад +6

      Robot Soup! It's good in iron ;3

  • @shira401
    @shira401 4 года назад +6093

    Mark irl: *raises millions of dollars to charity* , *is a very empathic and caring guy*
    Mark in games: "Oh BOOOHOOOO"

    • @tavioli
      @tavioli 4 года назад +150

      fr my dad is all like "what a jackass" but he only sees/listens when I'm watching him play a game

    • @HippieInHeart
      @HippieInHeart 4 года назад +96

      i'm pretty much the exact opposite. me in games: "noo, i can't let randompersonxyz die, i mean, i don't really know him/her at all, but i'm sure they were good and loved by at least one other person and should be kept alive." me irl: "oh. some people died. oh well, whatever." lol
      but i guess that's mainly due to the influence i hold. in games, i can even become literally god and actually use cheats to kill/revive/heal any npc i want. in the real world people just die and there's absolutely nothing i or anyone i know could do about it.

    • @spinyfurball7578
      @spinyfurball7578 4 года назад +30

      Children for the labor god

    • @kalanialdas505
      @kalanialdas505 3 года назад +45

      @@HippieInHeart ok edgelord

    • @abhishekrajesh2300
      @abhishekrajesh2300 3 года назад +1

      Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

  • @fruitsalad5036
    @fruitsalad5036 Год назад +638

    Thanks youtube for recommending this 2 years later and not telling me about it when it HAPPENED

  • @thenotsoraggedyman
    @thenotsoraggedyman 4 года назад +598

    Mark: "Where have you been?"
    Chat: "The soup store."

    • @hutao1331
      @hutao1331 4 года назад +5

      THE CULT OF SOUP!🌕🐇🎍🍲

    • @alexa_digitalart
      @alexa_digitalart 4 года назад +29

      WHY ARE YOU AT THE SOUP STORE??

    • @chartypeplays2396
      @chartypeplays2396 4 года назад +18

      Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?!

    • @MikeHawk-bg5ss
      @MikeHawk-bg5ss 4 года назад +14

      @@chartypeplays2396 _FUCK YOU!_

    • @anthonyleininger7127
      @anthonyleininger7127 4 года назад +1

      ruh nobody cares so stfu this is the third time ive seen you
      just go find somone omfg

  • @curator3539
    @curator3539 4 года назад +4123

    I feel like Mark's first mistake was thinking his audience wouldn't want the chaos of everyone dying or rioting

    • @GhostKamikazee
      @GhostKamikazee 4 года назад +98

      That's why they gave the people soup. He should've known that's what was gonna happen after that

    • @hutao1331
      @hutao1331 4 года назад +53

      The audience WANTED SOUP!
      HE then GIVES theM SOUP!

    • @sun_daes
      @sun_daes 3 года назад +21

      lmao he supplied the bomb and was surprised that people are blowing shit up 😂😂😂

    • @thatguy3000
      @thatguy3000 3 года назад +8

      I mean if you read the description, you can kind of see that he saw this coming a mile away.

    • @NickCamokidVisneski
      @NickCamokidVisneski 3 года назад +2

      As a native of Minneapolis, I'm familiar with rioting

  • @mhurp4544
    @mhurp4544 4 года назад +820

    "where the hell have you been?"
    me: *crying* its 4 am mark.. please forgive me..

  • @FirstTheAdam
    @FirstTheAdam 7 месяцев назад +128

    3 years later and I still want a full run of this

  • @margauxmadman
    @margauxmadman 4 года назад +2497

    Alternative Title: _Mark has realized how monstrous his raised children are and loses his sanity_

    • @Doge-bi1pz
      @Doge-bi1pz 4 года назад +33

      Alternative Titles
      Soup

    • @svensor8302
      @svensor8302 4 года назад +3

      The first person to comment this is a thot to other bots

    • @svensor8302
      @svensor8302 4 года назад

      The bot above me is a bot

    • @svensor8302
      @svensor8302 4 года назад

      Ran out of insults

    • @crinklyypaper9426
      @crinklyypaper9426 4 года назад +4

      I really like your mushroom icon 👉👈

  • @IsaacSperrow
    @IsaacSperrow 4 года назад +958

    I like that as soon as Mark realised that chat is ruining the game for him, he lowkey mainly gave polling options for lesser decisions.

    • @Whos_erik
      @Whos_erik 4 года назад +16

      There was some big ones like laws but you right you right

    • @Sharky2701
      @Sharky2701 4 года назад +2

      Yeah true

    • @dopeville2009
      @dopeville2009 4 года назад +40

      gotta make sure the gamer is also having fun too, never understood the point of streamers chat fucking the game over like its funny

    • @hutao1331
      @hutao1331 4 года назад +20

      Mark:let me make a poll here
      The poll:SOUP,SOUP,SOUP,SOUP
      CORPSE SOUP CORPSE SOUP!

  • @energydragon0612
    @energydragon0612 4 года назад +1014

    Mark: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
    Me: *Hides corpse soup behind back*, Oh, you know, around.

    • @jenifersaysthings2042
      @jenifersaysthings2042 4 года назад +37

      I see you 👀
      And I shall join you--- *scarfs down corpse soup*

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 4 года назад +21

      be carefu. We might have a confederation of -toast- soop

    • @chloethomas1903
      @chloethomas1903 4 года назад +9

      Energydragon06 low key wish we could react to these comments like we can on Facebook. 😂

    • @cyberus1403
      @cyberus1403 4 года назад +8

      *taking a big sip of a chocolate egg cream soda* why not enjoy a tall glass of egg cream?

    • @villandabi2093
      @villandabi2093 4 года назад

      Wut

  • @RobSTAR_IV
    @RobSTAR_IV Год назад +123

    So I MUST say it now before Iron Lung is out that MARK MUST DIRECT FROSTPUNK:The Movie. I’m certain he’s the Only One with both the directorial skills AND the absolute LOVE for the game that it deserves. Please Mark we NEED YOU on this!

    • @dulcineaparker4439
      @dulcineaparker4439 Год назад +9

      That's actually not a bad idea

    • @tygamer63
      @tygamer63 11 месяцев назад +3

      I literally had this thought earlier today 😂 imagine in an alternate universe where he’s making Forstpunk rather than Iron Lung

    • @RobSTAR_IV
      @RobSTAR_IV 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@tygamer63 Why NOT both right!?! We need to not let up about this and get the idea that it’s what the fans want and Deserve from him.

    • @tygamer63
      @tygamer63 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@RobSTAR_IV good point

    • @MaskedReviews
      @MaskedReviews 8 месяцев назад +1

      Frostpunk is a great game because you have so much control over society. As a movie though, what would make it different from other post apocalyptic stories?
      (I do think "Frostpunk with Markiplier" would be a fun video web)

  • @Zerphses
    @Zerphses 4 года назад +229

    “Where the hell have you been” is a crazy thing to be hit with immediately after starting my first Markiplier vid in, like, months.

    • @applepie6470
      @applepie6470 4 года назад +6

      I JUST EXPERIENCED THE SAME THING

    • @michelfadell
      @michelfadell 4 года назад +1

      HAHAHAHA I RELATE SO BAD

    • @AlexRussell790
      @AlexRussell790 4 года назад +1

      Samee

    • @m7mad182
      @m7mad182 4 года назад +1

      Oof dude was streaming since 8 years where the heck were you

    • @m7mad182
      @m7mad182 4 года назад +1

      Oof dude was streaming since 8 years where the heck were you

  • @ZorotheGallade
    @ZorotheGallade 4 года назад +395

    Lil' Timmy description: "Rarely gets sick"
    Cause of death: Sickness.

  • @paigeboles9870
    @paigeboles9870 4 года назад +441

    Everyone else: listening to mark’s dramatic intro
    Me: *staring in amazement* at the papers levitating in the back

    • @trashbin2929
      @trashbin2929 4 года назад +12

      wHaT

    • @livclaire5997
      @livclaire5997 4 года назад +20

      Me: Has Mark grow a man bun and am I just now noticing?

    • @vegabsu
      @vegabsu 4 года назад +12

      So i wasn't the only one who noticed

    • @kowalzck6165
      @kowalzck6165 4 года назад +3

      We on the same boat

    • @StonedtotheBones13
      @StonedtotheBones13 4 года назад +7

      Papers. Tissue flapping in the wind. Who knows. Glad I'm not the only one though

  • @kirathecat
    @kirathecat 2 года назад +439

    The quick snap in demeanor from 1:02:05 to 1:02:07 is *chef kiss*. Mark seeing the consequences of chat's chaos will never fail to make me break out in laughter.

  • @Superchicken_36
    @Superchicken_36 4 года назад +883

    I would love to see him do a normal playthrough of this game.

    • @sourstrawberryshortcake
      @sourstrawberryshortcake 4 года назад +39

      i know! he said he’s been playing it a ton but i wonder why he didn’t record any of it

    • @switchtakill
      @switchtakill 4 года назад +5

      No chance

    • @HoobyTheOriginal
      @HoobyTheOriginal 4 года назад +18

      I’m pretty sure he doesn’t want us to see how dumb and stupid he is cause he smart and dumb at the same time

    • @Yamichanpc
      @Yamichanpc 4 года назад +23

      I would say it because he think a gameplay of this game would not be fun to watch.

    • @gabrielprice5082
      @gabrielprice5082 4 года назад +6

      @@Yamichanpc Yeah more than likely

  • @noyouboowtd2298
    @noyouboowtd2298 3 года назад +3698

    Mark when it comes to real kids: Caring, and does the best he can to donate to charity
    Mark when it comes to virtual kids: *CACKLES* Get to work kids!

    • @_Moe
      @_Moe 3 года назад +47

      And he almost always does Make A Wish visits. I think he's only missed one.
      Eta: or maybe he hasn't missed anything. I think he almost missed one.

    • @donomiroftroy2043
      @donomiroftroy2043 2 года назад +17

      Oh boo hoo

    • @thatoneperson1145
      @thatoneperson1145 2 года назад +13

      You should watch DDR Jake play frostpunk, his first episode he says he's gonna send children down the mines, in almost every episode he chooses child labor.

    • @nathanielgarza9198
      @nathanielgarza9198 2 года назад +4

      It should be the opposite

    • @katwilliams2950
      @katwilliams2950 2 года назад

      I think kids should be able to be kids, but if you're starving and desperate kids better help out or you all die.

  • @mollycondon8432
    @mollycondon8432 4 года назад +330

    this a full length feature film about a man slowly losing his mind

    • @Mundu
      @Mundu 3 года назад +13

      to soup

    • @OldCasimir
      @OldCasimir 3 года назад +6

      Always has been.

    • @chanceoak3445
      @chanceoak3445 3 года назад +7

      To be fair, I streamed this game for 6 hours and by the end I was trying to order my people to jump into the generator 😂

  • @e.r.i.n.c.r.o.w
    @e.r.i.n.c.r.o.w Год назад +278

    Mark at 26:05 saying "no it's not an orgy arena its a fighting arena. No idk what they do in it" is the funniest line ever XD

  • @OldCasimir
    @OldCasimir 3 года назад +1855

    Mark: "IT'S ALL SOUP?!"
    Chat: "Always has been."

    • @hutao1331
      @hutao1331 3 года назад +26

      SOUP 🍲

    • @justlevi3203
      @justlevi3203 3 года назад +44

      WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 3 года назад +6

      @@justlevi3203 IDK!!!

    • @justlevi3203
      @justlevi3203 3 года назад +5

      @@zerrierslizer1 lmao I'm glad some of you got the reference.

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 3 года назад +2

      @@justlevi3203 i'm at you'r service any time i'm available. i like funny shit. it's the best type of shit.

  • @CptShort16
    @CptShort16 4 года назад +1032

    Mark: " Put yourself in my shoes, NO, put yourself in YOUR shoes"
    *looks down currently wearing my own shoes
    Me: "off to a good start."

  • @Hannah-kr5nv
    @Hannah-kr5nv 3 года назад +961

    I just wonder what was going through Amy's head as Mark was screaming about putting the kids and the ghosts into the soup.

    • @asdkl740
      @asdkl740 3 года назад +50

      “ah yes just another day of Mark making videos”

    • @wewden6887
      @wewden6887 3 года назад +7

      Yeah but that is the thing. How do you do that fun stuff, if people around you be like-- "Maybe not that loud. Yeah comic, but this is the 11th time this hour, that I come here after extraordinary amounts of yells of the most random stuff ever!"

    • @nagitokomaeda161
      @nagitokomaeda161 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@wewden6887¿Qué?

  • @emdash2997
    @emdash2997 Год назад +260

    Mark: *provides a poll with a variety of strategic survival choices*
    Chat: I'M AT SOUP

    • @kyezu01kz
      @kyezu01kz 11 месяцев назад +10

      WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE AT SOUP

    • @daboiondacouch
      @daboiondacouch 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@kyezu01kzI MEAN, I'M AT SOUP

    • @kyezu01kz
      @kyezu01kz 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@daboiondacouch HOW CAN YOU BE /AT/ SOUP

    • @daboiondacouch
      @daboiondacouch 7 месяцев назад

      @@kyezu01kz IM AT THE SOUP STORE

  • @spongebobsquarepants3561
    @spongebobsquarepants3561 4 года назад +2297

    Mark: "Where the hell have you been?"
    Me: LMAo sORry loSt a FiGht WIth a ChAiR

    • @hutao1331
      @hutao1331 4 года назад +34

      Chair did nothing wrong

    • @bigurethra
      @bigurethra 4 года назад +79

      ChAIr KiNDa SUS Tho NgL

    • @hutao1331
      @hutao1331 4 года назад +48

      cHaiR wAs nOt aN imPoSteR

    • @jasunim1357
      @jasunim1357 4 года назад +12

      The chair heard about the one mark threw

    • @SSE-CMF
      @SSE-CMF 4 года назад +3

      jasunim Getting Over It reference by chance?

  • @zachernandez1494
    @zachernandez1494 4 года назад +690

    "I'm disappointed in you.. so disappointed."
    *You aren't the only one, bucko*

    • @Yuno_-
      @Yuno_- 4 года назад +5

      Same

    • @starpaw5363
      @starpaw5363 4 года назад +8

      Lol on Twitter he said he was proud of us now make up your mind mark

    • @NegikunTV
      @NegikunTV 4 года назад

      I started feeling bad for the children after the scolding lmfaooooo

    • @Deltajugg
      @Deltajugg 4 года назад

      Life wouldn't be half bad if each person disappointed in me emanated an epic orchestral score as it happens.

    • @rocksymoon9267
      @rocksymoon9267 4 года назад +1

      Same....the internet is an a-hole. But now I found a new game I'm going to try....without the internets help

  • @OldCasimir
    @OldCasimir 3 года назад +494

    Chat: "Make first law soup."
    Mark: "Why soups first?!"
    Chat: "Turn cadavers into soup."
    Mark: "That's understandable but we can't do that anymore."
    Chat: "Turn ghosts into soup."
    Mark: "How, why, what the f-?!"
    Chat: "Turn automaton into soup."
    Mark: "That's not a thing, do you want metal? Do you want metal soup?! I don't think that will be very tasty."

  • @26melihkanadas36
    @26melihkanadas36 2 года назад +206

    I wish Mark did more streams on Frostpunk it's legitimately very fun. Of course we get to choose the laws

  • @dummheit_gmbh9281
    @dummheit_gmbh9281 4 года назад +315

    Mark puts up the first poll: Mark 10 seconds later: "WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?"

  • @George-go8zt
    @George-go8zt 4 года назад +404

    Mark: "your little brains can't handle... Bla Bla Bla I'm smart Bla Bla Bla"
    Me instantly after: *SOUP*

    • @hutao1331
      @hutao1331 4 года назад +1

      CULT OF SOUP!

    • @CubeStarMaster
      @CubeStarMaster 4 года назад +3

      were is this "soup" i keep hering about?

    • @aeugene7510
      @aeugene7510 4 года назад

      Tomatus Im your first subscriber

    • @skprog
      @skprog 4 года назад

      cup of soup

    • @hutao1331
      @hutao1331 4 года назад

      tHe sOuP iS eVerYwHeRe!

  • @The73MPL4R
    @The73MPL4R 3 года назад +988

    I can't believe chat actually faced the consequences of their actions when their previous decisions prevented them from getting the corpse soup that they wanted

    • @jennifervan75
      @jennifervan75 Год назад

      Corpse soup is an actual thing in this game?

    • @The73MPL4R
      @The73MPL4R Год назад +10

      @@jennifervan75 There's a law you can sign called Alternative Food Sources which allows you to use corpses as food

  • @oguzcanaydemir2826
    @oguzcanaydemir2826 Год назад +629

    Mark realizing his audience are full of literal monsters be like

  • @yourstrulynadia7696
    @yourstrulynadia7696 4 года назад +190

    First of all, after watching this, I really want to see Mark play this game well, kinda in the same style that he did the Huniecam game like "Hey, I'm great at this game and here's why" and he just speeds through it doing fantastically
    Second, I love Mark's little ponytail that is doing NOTHING for keeping his hair contained

    • @Kaunoe
      @Kaunoe 4 года назад +2

      Yes and yes

    • @Kaunoe
      @Kaunoe 4 года назад +4

      The fact that he’s probably using one of Amy’s hair ties makes me love it even more.

    • @GeniTLK
      @GeniTLK 4 года назад +1

      yes and yes

    • @indigo.volvoxx2933
      @indigo.volvoxx2933 4 года назад +1

      We need man-bun Markiplier thx

    • @mataskart9894
      @mataskart9894 4 года назад +3

      I REALLY want a full series of all the scenario's, maybe streams as well, but without the community getting a chance to ruin the game, no memes... ^^

  • @coleturner9068
    @coleturner9068 4 года назад +229

    No one:The book in Mark's background just casually dancing in the background with the music.
    Me: Yes, You go book!

    • @reid4088
      @reid4088 4 года назад +3

      I see you are one who looks in the background as well

    • @relaxedrhum3497
      @relaxedrhum3497 4 года назад +3

      I was so distracted by it

    • @fhjb1013
      @fhjb1013 4 года назад

      Same

  • @SasukeItachiLover
    @SasukeItachiLover 4 года назад +2677

    Me: *comes to watch video 5 days after it's out*
    Markiplier: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!?
    I've never felt more in trouble in my life

    • @davidwood6718
      @davidwood6718 4 года назад +37

      I seen an add about mark with the afk shit and gave myself in my head a scolding because I Hadent watched mark in like half a month and choose this to set the mood

    • @ladyblackblade5211
      @ladyblackblade5211 4 года назад +34

      I felt so called out

    • @tavioli
      @tavioli 4 года назад +7

      @@davidwood6718 look how they massacred my boy

    • @bubblyluv95
      @bubblyluv95 4 года назад +17

      I just came to watch it today, and I was like "NO I'M SORRY I HAD NO WIFI"

    • @katherine_rosalita
      @katherine_rosalita 4 года назад +3

      same

  • @MaskedReviews
    @MaskedReviews 2 года назад +22

    This is a pretty classic survival movie scenario. Chat is the council of elders/idiots/politicians that for some reason are in charge of laws. Mark is the one knowledgeable person in town trying to hold it together while no one listens.

    • @dungeonlessdm6914
      @dungeonlessdm6914 8 месяцев назад +2

      i hope it happens like that in the Frostpunk movie that Mark will probably make. Mark is running around like a maniac between the council and the citizens; before finally being banished by both, only to return after he sees black smoke in the skies...to find a city in shambles and the generator destroyed. Second and thrid movies revolve around rebuilding the generator and Mark becoming a tyrannical dictator. He lives long enough to become the villain of the year

  • @nonimus6269
    @nonimus6269 4 года назад +210

    Mark: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!
    everyone: *terrified screaming*

    • @Doge-bi1pz
      @Doge-bi1pz 4 года назад +5

      _Im sorry dad_

    • @Mgblz
      @Mgblz 4 года назад +2

      I'm confused as I am terrified

  • @duck6621
    @duck6621 4 года назад +893

    i love how the chat through out the whole game is just: Ş̶̧̲̱̜͖̯͔̞͈͍͎̖̣̗̣̯̍̅̊́́̄̽́̊̽̚͝Ö̵̧̢̨͎̭̰̩́͐́͂̓̎͋̀̓͂̇͛̈͆̍̕̕͘͠͝͝Ũ̷̡̮͖̼̭̯͉̯̱̟͈̠͜ͅP̸̨̛͇͖͇̪̭̳̟̭̜̟͂̌̇͐̃̒̀̎͗̀͋̊̐̄͆͊͊̈́̏̕

    • @lady_trauma
      @lady_trauma 3 года назад +17

      S
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    • @maxxcatz2205
      @maxxcatz2205 3 года назад +7

      SORP

    • @rainbowcheeseyy
      @rainbowcheeseyy 3 года назад +6

      PUOS

    • @lady_trauma
      @lady_trauma 3 года назад +4

      @@rainbowcheeseyy Puosoupuosoup

    • @mosterchife6045
      @mosterchife6045 3 года назад +2

      @@lady_trauma s̶̢̡̢̨̧̢̨̧̡̨̧̧̡̢̧̡̢̢̢̨̧̛̛̖̦͖̘̝̱̪͍̲͙͖̳̰̞̼̙̣͚͍̟͉̗̥̱͍̪͓̠͖̖̺̼̭͙̪̰̩̘̤̙̲͙̦̝͕̪̱͍̱̱̬̻͉̟̮̻̣͉̩̪̮̩̗̲̦̪͙̫̖͇͙͚̩̺̣̲̝̯̣̬͓̪͈̯̩͈̥͓̱͔̬̣̘͚͚̦̱̫̘̩͕͍̪͇͉̰̥͚̗̣̬͍̻̥̼͍̯͕̟̦̞̠̠̘͍̻̰͙͚̭̩̹̯̥̤̭͖͙͈̲̹̲̠̤͓͖̺͍̹̞͖̝̪̼̞̳̰̜͖̜͔͔̲̳͖̑̓͆̔̌̆̾̅̌̆̓͑̀̀̂̍͊̋̊͒̅͊̈̍̾̈́̇̿̈̓̿͗̆̅̀̀̒̏͗͛̌́̉̌͐̒͒̾̍̽̀̿̾̓̾̃̀͛̀́̾̅̅̈́̾̔͐́̀̒̿͐̈̒͂̂̾̎́̍̆͊̈́̈́̑̌͒̋̃̓̈́̂̂̂̈́̅̓̅̓̾̑̽̌̊̎̿̏̑̌̒̔́̉́́͌̔͂͛̓̈́̆̌̏̽̋̉̐͆̈́͊͆̎̿̆̒̾͐̎͑̔̅̌̔͒̐̉̊̓̈́̋̃͗̃̀̆̒̑̌͂̏̓̐͒̅͗̓̏̋̈̇̐̀̆̓̈́͌̔̊̑̈̂̔͌̐̾̓̌̒̉̄̉̓̔̃́̒͗͂̂̉̏́̚͘̚͘͘̚͘̕̚͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͠͝͠͠͠͠͝͠͝ͅͅͅ ̵̢̡̨̢̡̨̧̨̨̨̡̡̨̢̧̡̢̨̨̢̧̧̡̨̢̢̛̛̛̛̫̫̤̟̬̖̮͎̹̼̥͖̯̫̬̙͚͈͖͉̼͎̼̣̣̥̞̭̣̞̦͖̳̲̘͎͕̖͓̳͕̝͖̺̟̙̩̰̮̱͖̟͔͍̱͓͎͕̺͔̯͉͓̰̖̲̹̰̟̦̝̳͎̬͕̯͇̳̯͈̗̭̜̼̳̭̤̯͇͔̟̪̲̺̱̟̠̟̼̙̣̗̤̜̳̗̪̻̠̬͚͔͈̹̤̝̯̪̭̖͖̹̲̰̺͚͕͇̭̗̝̩̘͈̗̥̗̹̥͍̮̜̠̳͕̖̗̮̲̻̮̮̬̮͎̰̗̝̦̟̲̣̣̳̰̼̦̥̰̜̩͚͖̦̮͚̭̞̯͖̟̜͙̻͈͉̥̬̟̮̩͉͍̱͇̳̥̰̪͎̫͙̟̳͎̦̳̻͖̭̦̹͓̫̺̬̻̜̖̦̜̺̥͚̝͇̤̺̗̹̠̳͖̩̼̖̯̖͚̲̳͕̪̗̠̮̣̾̏̽̊̾̆͌̈́͒̿̋͒̀͋̌̒̉̉͌̾̏̄͆̀͌͂̀̽̓̊̽̐̒̑̈́̓̈́͑̍̀͒́̐̔̓͐̆̓̇̔̌͗̈́͐͛̾̅̊̈̀̌̌̓̍̋̎͐̌͊̅̃͂͑͑̀̊̂̔̉͆̔̾̔̓̄̂͗̍̊̈́̌͋̇̒̿̅͐̉͑̎͐̀̽͗̏͐̌͂̈́̂̋̏̀̊̋́͆̋̑̋̔̈́̀́̃̃̚͘͘̚̕̚̕̚̚͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͠͠ͅͅͅǫ̵̧̡̢̨̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̙̩̤̣̤̻̦̜̯͎̖̤̘̮͓̭̝̮̳̤̱̦̭͓͈̰̥͚͚̘̲͖̺̹͈̤̺͔͈͖̳̫͕̜̫̙̙̖͇͖̮̭̜͇̲̖͔̩̥͉̫̫̠͍̭̈̓̌̓͆͌̉͒̿͑̈̽́̈͗̐̏̃̃̑̃̂̑̅̑͛̀̓̔̊͗̈́́͋̀͂̑̈́͆͐̂̔̓̀̈͒̉̔͛͋̍̌̌̀̈́̒̈̇̉̐̇̿̄̄͛͂̓͗̍̇̾̽̈͋͂͗̍̔̈̈́͂̒̿̀̀͗̔͐̾̒̉̊̓̓̂̋́̋̇̓͋̇̓̐̋̽͛̆͂́͐̂̉̆̈̃̅̌͗̀́̈́͊̔̋̀́͛̉̍̋͊̂̐͒́̎̀̃̐̇̿̂̈́̔͑̏̂͋͘̚͘͘̕̚̚͘͘̕͘̚͘̕͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅ ̸̡̢̨̨̢̢̧̡̡̡̛̛̛̛̼̙̳̯͙̳̠̣̮̦̭̳̭̦͔̝̝̺̻͈̭̩̦̦̘̭͕̹̠̞͔̩͉̩̭̞̖̼̗͍̳̭͎̥̳͔̥̼̪̩̳̭̺̭̘̯͔̦͔͓̮͉͉̝̙̝͈̗̥̗̩̲͓̳̘̥̠̲̻̠͖̻̫͈̫͚͉͕̪̞̳̖̳̙̰̬̮̝͍͚̮̬͇̖͖̼̥̦͇̻͚̗̭̟̙͔̹͎͕̫͇̫͕̞̮͔̻̼̘̮͚̟͙̫̘̥̱͕̄̎̒͑̅̑͐́͐̊̍͒̀̏͗̑͒͑̉͊̑̈́͗͆̓̍̇͆̏̃̃͒͋̓͌̽͐͛̏̍̽̏̂͑̂͋̽͋́̂̓̍͒͑̏̃̂͛̅͑̂͂͒̽͛̎̆̈́̾͆̔̽̋͛͊̈́̋̂̂̌̊̓̋͌̃͌͊̈́̍̋̉̏̂̌̿̃̈́̾̓̄͂̓̿̏̆̈̑̿̌̆͐̍̊̏̋͐̄̐̄̂̆̃̄̑̓̅̄̊̾͂̍̋̐̃͗̈͗͑̏͒́̈́͆̉̎͌̅̿̔̅̃̊̀̅̿̇͑̏̅̒̈̐̑̈́̓͒̎̇̔͘̕̕̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͠͠͝͝͝͠͠ͅͅͅư̴̢̡̧̧̨̡̡̡̢̢̡̢̡̡̧̡̢̛̛̛̛̛̛̛͎̦̼̥̪͕̪̲̼̘̰̞͎̮̟̜͍͎͓̞͚̖͖̦̖̼͉͇̘̻͈̞̺̱̠̱̰̭͇̳̬͉̼̦̗͙͓͓̥͖̝͖̟̤͚͔̥͍̗͉͍͕̲͕̬͈͖̣͈̣͔̝̠̲̮̞̪͖͙͓͍͔̣̦̝̠͙͕͈̫̼̫̼̙͚̜͎̣͍̖̙̬̘̭̟̞̜͔̼͈̖̦̣̣͔͓̮̞͖̘̺̯̮͔͙̮͙̲̱̪̪̟̱̻̘̖̫̥͖̬͇̞̠͔̘̙̼̱̻̯̣̝̣̦̲͙͕̗̥̙̲̹̙̳͎̗̠̤͍̦̜̠̬̤͇̦̭̼̘̱͍̜̯̪̲̙̲̥̣̝͉̈̍͊̇͐͂̀̽͊̈́̃̈́̽̍́̀̐̏̏̂̎͆͆̾͐̉̏́̈́̌̀̋̄͐̎́̑͂́̄̎̃̈́͗͂̈́̒͑͆̽͆͋̉̍̀̓͊̈̊̽̈́̇̃̎͊͊͘̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅ ̴̡̢̡̛̹͇͙̻͉̲͉͕̥̥̪̘̖̩͖͚̼̬̞̝̘͖͕̗͈̭͉̤̠͔̤̙̼̖͖͈̞̺͙̤̜͙͈̯̯̈́̍̔̍̎̇̂́̾̍̓̐̒̐͊͊̊̈́̅̎̾̿̿̉̓̾̉̆͐̿̆̾̈́̽̉̓̈́̐̇̍̾͊̀̈́̇̕̕͠͠ͅp̶̢̢̨̨̧̢̢̡̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̪͉͓̳̟͔͍͙̯̝͈̘̹̗͕̤̮̫͕̗̭͖̠̻̠͚̹͉̫̣̥͎̫͍̙͎̞̤̰̺̩̦͔̙̖͙̗̘̪̮͚̘͎̗͍̤̦͚͚͓̪̟͙̗̤̪͔͙͍̪͉̤̤̭͓̖̪̗͛̊̋̊̐̏͋͌̌̇͋̾͊͋̈́̀̃̔̐̋̌̉̽̑̎͒̈́̅̀̃̃̑́̋̌̉̆̄͂̅̉͛́͌̉̍͂̏̐̏̆̔̀̀͋̑̑̈́̑̾̃̈́̈͂̈́̀̾̄̔͛͊̑́̑͗̍̓̊̀͆̋͛̓̋̈́̾̌̂̓̔̎̀́̋̐̈́̆̅̀̑̔́̄̏̂̀͊̇̈́̀̃̾̎͒̿́̾̓̐̇̎̈̓͒͛́̈́͗̓͗̅̑̆͂̐̓̿̃̽̄̃̋͒̊̏̊͒̔̃͒̆̌̎̏͒̂̆̈́̈́́̔͊̈́̈́̈́̊̓̓͗̈́͐̅̔̈́̊̈́̍̀̈̍͋̒̏̾̆͘͘͘̕̚͘̚͘͘̕̕̚̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝ͅ ̸̨̡̨̢̢̢̡̨̨̧̧̧̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̺̗̺̹͓̥͈͔̗̱͙͔̯͙͚̘̬̤̥̞̠͓̞̯̟͖͍̳͕̣̳̮̳͇̺̺̼̰̘̩͎̖̖̗̘͈̟̭̲̜͈̳̲̰̗̩̰͉̥̼̘̳̣̬̟̩̞̰̮̼̹̜̯̠̭͚̫̝̝̤͕͚̤̭̰̬͉̩͚͔̻͇͓͇̖͌͆͌̆̈́͗̐̔̊̂̀̅͒̂̔̇̋̏̇́̈́́̐̊̈́̊͑̿͌̎̈̽͋͑̓͗͒̂͂̽̆̀̍͒̔̐͛̐͑͛̍̈̀̎̐̀͊͐̅͋̔̽͒͑̓̒͆̍͆̍͊̊̓̓̽̿͆̔͊̒͌̈́̊̊͊̒̄̿̈͋͋͌̓̽̅̌͂͂͒͑͋̀̑͆̾̓̃̉͋̋̑̔̀̄̀̒̑͐̀̎̊̊̍̓̇͐̊̈́̑͂̓̃̏̈́̋̈́̔̏́̌̒̈́̀̎̒́̌͐̐͑̑̐̈́̄͐̃̈́͊͗̍̏̅̂̆̉̃̀̆̂̈́̈́͗̄͆͋͒̀̉̋̈́́̅̒̽͂̆͛̓̀̈́̽̈́̒͌̓̈́̾͗̎̎͌̂̅̅̓̆̎̾͑͑̒̇̍̂̐̉̈̋̚̚̕̕̕̕̕̚̚̕̚͘͘͘͘̕̚͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͠͝͠͝͠͝ͅͅé̵̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̤͕̙̱͍̲̱͈̌͋̓̽̐͑̓͋͋́̊͋̒͑̈͊̿̇͆̉̀͊́͒̉͆̾́͊̓͂͗͆̈́̃̍̾̿̎̾̊̈́͐͛̅̽̅̋͒̓̈́͛͛̿͛͂̽̔͑͐̆͒̄͋͛̂̃̏͋̇̎̃̓̂̃͛̆̽̎̑̽̉͒̀͗̓͂͂̾͆̃͐́͑̾̐̆̿̾͊̋̌͑̉̾̽͌̑͂̾́̓̋̀̈́̍̀̾̓̾̒̍̓͛͐̊͐͗͌̄̄͋̾̄̈́͌̇̿͒͐̽̄͊̒͆̃̏͒̿̇̃̏̈̅̃̿̂́̽̀̊̇̐̾͋͗̈́̈́̓͗́͊̇͆̎͛̌̇́̂̏̑̆̋͊̂̇̃́͛̓͑͛̏̈̈́̏̏͋̃͊̂̌̃͂́̇̂̆́͌̏̂̈́̄̔̕̚̚͘͘̚͘͘̕͘̚̕̕̕̕̚̕͘̚͠͝͝͠͠͝͠͝͠͝͠͝͠͠͠͠͠͝͝͠͠͠

  • @tearez13
    @tearez13 3 года назад +4531

    me: *innocently clicks on video *
    mark: *immediately berates me for not being there when the stream was happening *

    • @tearez13
      @tearez13 3 года назад +99

      i feel called out

    • @nero7469
      @nero7469 3 года назад +35

      @@tearez13 hey you're earlier than me

    • @kayleed3407
      @kayleed3407 3 года назад +23

      Yeah kinda hurt ngl

    • @Bleaknebula5589
      @Bleaknebula5589 3 года назад +36

      My auto play decided this way the best video to play while I wasn't paying attention to it and I was so confused

    • @polydullmemes3497
      @polydullmemes3497 3 года назад +37

      Scary thing is that I didn't watch mark for a while and this is the first video I have seen since then

  • @spriggsandtwiggs
    @spriggsandtwiggs Год назад +33

    "Child labor is illegal"
    "For now it is"
    This aged like either pasteurized milk or fine wine, you decide

  • @mikotomisaka8714
    @mikotomisaka8714 4 года назад +1578

    Comments: "Mark is complaining about our moral choices."
    Me: *Sees the words Corpse Rocket in the live chat*

  • @randomunoriginalname
    @randomunoriginalname 4 года назад +1887

    Mark the sadistic masochist god: KILL EVERYONE
    His followers: KILL EVERYONE
    mark: *you weren’t supposed to do that*

    • @JamesIsVoid
      @JamesIsVoid 3 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @nope496
      @nope496 3 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @rage_2000
      @rage_2000 3 года назад +22

      We learned from the best

    • @spaghettifieddude
      @spaghettifieddude 3 года назад +21

      I like imagining we're all sentient minions that just copy Mark

    • @MonkiEatBanana
      @MonkiEatBanana 3 года назад +8

      @@spaghettifieddude Wait, we’re not?

  • @Asian.Thomas
    @Asian.Thomas 4 года назад +144

    From what I learn from this is that there's two sides on Mark's fanbase.
    There are those who says "Poor Child", "Be kind", "noooo"
    and there's "Yell louder!", "NO MERCY", "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"

    • @Hatmis
      @Hatmis 4 года назад +19

      And then there's of course :
      BLOOD FOR THE SOUP GOD

    • @Procraftbrother
      @Procraftbrother 4 года назад

      Wow.......
      😐

    • @ratman0199
      @ratman0199 4 года назад +1

      Warhammer 40k

    • @marshmellowmoon7990
      @marshmellowmoon7990 4 года назад +1

      I nearly forgot I was spamming that every once in a while.

    • @Superchicken_36
      @Superchicken_36 4 года назад

      Those aren't two different sides. They are the same side swinging back and forth like a metronome.

  • @aarenmundzakmusic1550
    @aarenmundzakmusic1550 2 года назад +164

    Watching this halfway through I constantly have the question “how does he make this suffering of the city last another hour”

    • @ymustitho6343
      @ymustitho6343 11 месяцев назад +5

      3rd time I came back to this 🤣
      When there were like 50+ sick people
      I thought "well, from my own runs this should end in like 10 minutes tops "

    • @thomasregimbal989
      @thomasregimbal989 6 месяцев назад +2

      How do we you mean because of the choices by chat

  • @Lotus-sp6cu
    @Lotus-sp6cu 4 года назад +833

    "Where The Hell Have You Been?"
    *Crying and shaking* look man I'm a college student I got- I gotta lot of work-

  • @zoesoland5217
    @zoesoland5217 4 года назад +209

    "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?"
    Uhh... Lixian's stream.

    • @zoesoland5217
      @zoesoland5217 4 года назад

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo6868 I beg your pardon?

    • @dejavuallways
      @dejavuallways 4 года назад +3

      The reply is deleted but I can tell shit went down here

    • @notnotnotanaltn4030
      @notnotnotanaltn4030 Месяц назад

      @@dejavuallwayswhat happened…

  • @rage_2000
    @rage_2000 3 года назад +538

    _Mark:_ the chat will decide
    _Game:_ *hope will fall significantly*

  • @SenterSen
    @SenterSen 2 года назад +87

    The ending was the greatest thing I've seen. It's not gonna be us, Mark's audience if we don't make a soup cult

  • @midwestmonstaz3655
    @midwestmonstaz3655 4 года назад +412

    *Family dies
    Mark: “LOOKS LIKE SOUP’S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!”

    • @Ostr0
      @Ostr0 4 года назад +3

      Hey can't let them go to waste anyone want some human chicken

    • @hutao1331
      @hutao1331 4 года назад

      SOUPPPPP!

    • @dangman1503
      @dangman1503 4 года назад

      @@hutao1331 HUMAN SOUP

    • @bradleymoore2797
      @bradleymoore2797 4 года назад

      Soylent Green soup. Guaranteed to be tastier than Soylent Red soup.

  • @auroraofclanborealis
    @auroraofclanborealis 4 года назад +173

    Mark: There's an easy win here, think about it.
    The fans: No.

  • @shadowphonix4118
    @shadowphonix4118 4 года назад +317

    Mark: " Where the hell have you been??"
    Me: *Feels like he's actually talking to me*
    Mark: "Where the hell have you been.."
    Me: Uh sorry I've been doing family stu-
    Mark: " Where the hell have you been."
    Me: *Now scared shitless*

    • @confused-gabby1569
      @confused-gabby1569 4 года назад +9

      Mark's future kids: Scared shitless

    • @dumbleking5172
      @dumbleking5172 4 года назад +6

      @@confused-gabby1569
      That's actually benefiting Mark here.
      Now his kids can't use the "I have a stomach ache, I can't go to school today." Excuse.

    • @ZinTyPhoon
      @ZinTyPhoon 4 года назад +8

      I was in bed due to my crippling depression and anxiety.

    • @CPurpleClouds
      @CPurpleClouds 4 года назад +1

      Samee dead ass was like. Oop😖🤣🤣

    • @Coco-my9qu
      @Coco-my9qu 4 года назад

      I was working on my master's thesis and helping my brother and mother cleaning up the flat after my father died almost 6 months ago.

  • @kyezu01kz
    @kyezu01kz 2 года назад +339

    Mark: “wow -20°c so cold!”
    Me, a Canadian: “meh just throw on a thick sweater you’ll be fine”

    • @FuriosasWarRig
      @FuriosasWarRig 2 года назад +4

      Honestly lol

    • @longwlenguyen4214
      @longwlenguyen4214 2 года назад +19

      Russian: "Pathetic."

    • @taylorbroderson7426
      @taylorbroderson7426 2 года назад +22

      As a Canadian also, come to me and complain when its -42C with a wind chill and your working outside all day lol

    • @kellygrrrl5885
      @kellygrrrl5885 Год назад +2

      Not unless you’re somewhere like British Colombia then maybe at middle of the night at in the dead of winter would be -5c

    • @myriahkeays3846
      @myriahkeays3846 Год назад +8

      @@kellygrrrl5885 in British Columbia? In the dead of winter we can drop down to -50c if you’re far enough north lmao

  • @ImFiction
    @ImFiction 3 года назад +1494

    “But do we need to survive?”
    *-random person in chat*

  • @rouren4091
    @rouren4091 4 года назад +481

    Me: *misses stream*
    Mark: Where have you been
    Music: *dramatic*
    Me: Trying to sleep 2020 away

    • @-DumpsterFire
      @-DumpsterFire 4 года назад +1

      mood dude

    • @ozak4336
      @ozak4336 4 года назад

      Same here lol

    • @thehunterc4824
      @thehunterc4824 4 года назад

      Same 😂

    • @yesok4244
      @yesok4244 4 года назад +1

      omg this is so sad :(((((( ://///// :((((((((((((((( im crying

    • @kenswitz4358
      @kenswitz4358 4 года назад +1

      Bro, I made a comment just like this, lollll. I thought I was alone, loll

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 4 года назад +177

    Mark : "we're not playing to win here we're playing to die"
    Me : "hold on this entire operation was your idea"

  • @carlycardenas5451
    @carlycardenas5451 2 года назад +55

    watching this after in space with markiplier is a fun feeling.
    mark: our survival is up to you! this is on your conscience!
    me: aw shit, here we go again.

  • @bipitybopity7002
    @bipitybopity7002 3 года назад +1946

    Mark: I wish we could fix this starvation problem
    Everybody else: This wouldn't be a problem if soup

  • @themacwithoutthecheese9050
    @themacwithoutthecheese9050 4 года назад +264

    Mark: ok let's try to win this ga-
    Everyone else: SOUPUS SAUPUS!!!

    • @OldCasimir
      @OldCasimir 3 года назад +3

      EVERYTHING SHALL BE SOUP!

    • @hutao1331
      @hutao1331 3 года назад +2

      SOUPPPPPPP

    • @dragonbrothers2639
      @dragonbrothers2639 3 года назад +7

      So many people will never understand this😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🖤🤍

    • @fbichan9418
      @fbichan9418 3 года назад +1

      I'm gone 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Jabatafu
    @Jabatafu 4 года назад +1652

    So, in summary:
    Mark: Hey! It’s getting cold, can we get some coal over here?
    Chat: I can’t find it, there’s only soup.
    Mark: What do you mean ‘there’s only soup’?
    Chat: It means there’s only soup!
    Mark: Well then get out of the Soup Storage!
    Chat: There’s more soup!
    Mark: What do you mean ‘there’s more soup’?!
    Chat: There’s just more soup!
    Mark: Go into the next storage!!
    Chat: There’s still soup!
    Mark: Where did our materials even go??!!!
    Chat: They became soup!!!
    Mark: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘THEY BECAME SOUP’???!!!
    Chat: I MEAN: I TURNED THEM INTO SOUP!!!
    Mark: WHY WOULD YOU TURN ALL OUR MATERIALS INTO SOUP???!!!
    Chat: SOUP YOU!!!

  • @vavencee7207
    @vavencee7207 Год назад +21

    Comming back to this nearly 2 years afterwards and this remains one of my all time favorite Mark videos. I keep coming back and re-waching it.

  • @heh5627
    @heh5627 4 года назад +980

    Chat: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!
    Mark: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!!!!

    • @humblejune5844
      @humblejune5844 4 года назад +12

      NUTELLA LOVER 😆fucking classic

    • @hutao1331
      @hutao1331 4 года назад +14

      me:MARK...BECAUSE IT'S SOUP!

    • @tvdinner8838
      @tvdinner8838 4 года назад +9

      FUCK YOU!

    • @heh5627
      @heh5627 4 года назад +1

      @@tvdinner8838 lol

    • @pj5403
      @pj5403 4 года назад +1

      Ah i miss that

  • @sydneymcneil8397
    @sydneymcneil8397 4 года назад +164

    Mark: where the hell have you been
    Me: school
    Mark: I’m disappointed in you
    Me: yeah me too

  • @mintycocoarts
    @mintycocoarts 4 года назад +385

    Mark: Explains the game in a nutshell and the dangers
    Me: Watches the book moving in the background

  • @galactic-hamster7043
    @galactic-hamster7043 2 года назад +203

    I love that this stream begins and ends with Mark berating us for our shortcomings in a massive improvised rant

  • @Incognito_Blazer
    @Incognito_Blazer 4 года назад +115

    The ending soup speech is probably the best speech I've heard in this era
    What a time to be alive

  • @ValentineC137
    @ValentineC137 3 года назад +1063

    Biggest concern: _Bodies in the street_
    Mark: _"Well it's _*_just_*_ little Timmy"_

  • @micahfoley9572
    @micahfoley9572 2 года назад +109

    "I'm sorry i haven't been uploading regularly, i've been very busy"
    also mark: "I've beaten this game many times. i've beaten it on hard mode!"

    • @d.o.a7552
      @d.o.a7552 2 года назад +5

      Lol only 3.1 percent of players ever beat it on hard even less on survival at 1.6 percent

    • @micahfoley9572
      @micahfoley9572 2 года назад +3

      @@d.o.a7552 VERY busy

  • @BattleUnit3
    @BattleUnit3 3 года назад +444

    10 minutes in and chat has already started a cult around soup.

  • @stankyratman5685
    @stankyratman5685 4 года назад +426

    “Extreme Child labor is like children going super saiyan, they’re reaching their full potential”- Mark Edward Fischbach, 2020

    • @greywolf1946
      @greywolf1946 4 года назад

      I read this as soon as he said it XD

    • @trinitykahler2645
      @trinitykahler2645 4 года назад

      bitchm bitchm bitchm bitchm bitchm de los juegos de de de de los los =los los los los los los los los los los los los que más que más que más que más que más que más un éxito son jnhyhji h y que no son más que más que un juego de

    • @Mrusaid
      @Mrusaid 4 года назад

      Mark too good at this

  • @harmoniahyde3704
    @harmoniahyde3704 Год назад +48

    Mark: “WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!”
    Me sobbing out: I WENT TO DO THE SHOPPING
    Mark: “I’m so disappointed in you”
    Me: “I just wanted to get food 😭”

    • @WarDaft
      @WarDaft 8 месяцев назад +2

      But did you get soup?

    • @harmoniahyde3704
      @harmoniahyde3704 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@WarDaft I always get soup

  • @some_guy_8923
    @some_guy_8923 4 года назад +561

    “You need a corpse pile to get corpse soup... no one is going to get course soup, and if I see someone sneaking a course into their soup I will dock your pay! No one better be sneaking bodies out of the cemetery or I’ll dock your pay!”
    -Markiplier 2020

  • @troyskinner2539
    @troyskinner2539 4 года назад +150

    Markiplier: So where have you been
    Me: Watching your nose get broke

  • @lucydewet113
    @lucydewet113 4 года назад +5036

    I'd honestly love to see Mark play this without chat just to see what he would do

    • @hunter11220
      @hunter11220 4 года назад +203

      Would've been interesting but he prefers to self immolate publicly for attention so instead we get 2 hours of a gradual nightmare murder suicide of child murder

    • @chilldude9695
      @chilldude9695 4 года назад +214

      He probably wants people to just have fun watching mark fall apart because of the "good" decisions the chat made.

    • @SoraHound
      @SoraHound 4 года назад +112

      @@hunter11220 well that's just rude

    • @huom
      @huom 4 года назад +30

      @@hunter11220 and that's fun 😌

    • @Kodisage
      @Kodisage 4 года назад +82

      Jade Rodriguez you....you know it’s just a game right....?

  • @hens4sale
    @hens4sale 2 года назад +22

    Mark: "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!"
    Also Mark: *An orchestra conductor*

  • @patchnuggets
    @patchnuggets 4 года назад +280

    * Mark makes a poll *
    Everyone: votes soup
    * flashbacks of Evil Within 2 *
    Me within the first 5 minutes: yeah, this is gonna end up horribly bad

    • @dsyrdragon3309
      @dsyrdragon3309 4 года назад

      The intro should tell you that

    • @thushanipremarathne6566
      @thushanipremarathne6566 4 года назад

      Yes,

    • @ALIK4T_07
      @ALIK4T_07 4 года назад

      Lol I thought the same thing 😂😂😂

    • @ayoelang
      @ayoelang 4 года назад +1

      When everyone voted for soup I was like, what did you expect? You're Markiplier! It's all about the soup with you! How are you surprised!??

    • @adventuringwithdragons
      @adventuringwithdragons 4 года назад

      SOUP DELIVERY

  • @brydenanderson5500
    @brydenanderson5500 4 года назад +230

    The fact he’s yelling at me about “where the hell have you been,” but I’m just smiling as he continues talking 😂😂😂

    • @callumsolon4736
      @callumsolon4736 4 года назад +3

      Same xD

    • @Evergreen.17
      @Evergreen.17 4 года назад +2

      Mark is the best,that was awesome and funny 😂

    • @shreddedchair1284
      @shreddedchair1284 4 года назад +1

      I could’ve watched markiplier but I didn’t want to.. don’t be mad

    • @DareDevil_00I
      @DareDevil_00I 4 года назад +1

      I was gaming

    • @crossx8669
      @crossx8669 4 года назад +1

      Haven’t seen this man since 2014 how th does he remember

  • @sophianaxon
    @sophianaxon 4 года назад +246

    Next UnusAnnus video: WE MAKE SOUP OUT OF EVERYTHING EXCEPT SOUP

  • @disapointednotsurprised5864
    @disapointednotsurprised5864 2 года назад +83

    "The thing about this game is, uh, it often turns you into a uhm. Evil capitalist." - Mark.

  • @bri5033
    @bri5033 4 года назад +186

    Me just waking up: _hmm, livestream..._ **click**
    Mark: *_WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!_*
    Me: AH I WAS ASLEEP PLEASE DON'T KILL ME

  • @lostmaps
    @lostmaps 4 года назад +202

    "we don't need to build a house for lil' timmy, he needs a grave"
    technically, a grave is a house, just not for the living

  • @janfrikandel1879
    @janfrikandel1879 4 года назад +61

    I am honestly so impressed with marks abitility to think of something on the fly and making it into something awesome, just take the last 7 minutes. Absolute perfection. He just singlehandedly created a scene more awesome than a big budget movie and he did it live!
    Props to you Mark, you are truly a motivation and an inspiration for me!

    • @-desertpackrat
      @-desertpackrat 4 года назад

      When he did that I was like "oh no guys we broke him DX"

  • @mrblumbo6404
    @mrblumbo6404 22 дня назад +3

    Legend has it, that the Frostpunk devs saw this and were inspired to make Frostpunk 2 with its voting system.

  • @felixfauxington99
    @felixfauxington99 4 года назад +285

    Me: “I haven’t watched markiplier in a while”
    Markiplier: “WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN”
    Me: *frantically checking my bedroom for pink mustaches* Edit: wow....that’s a lot of likes, thanks guys and gals!

  • @onhillsgaming
    @onhillsgaming 4 года назад +348

    The people: Wait but that's illegal?
    Mark: For now *wink*

  • @kid14346
    @kid14346 Год назад +9

    Mark's opening ramble is basically me yelling at my Frostpunk workers after they get back from having their limbs amputated and spending days in the hospital.

  • @veronicapacheco6157
    @veronicapacheco6157 4 года назад +394

    “Where the hell have you been”
    Me, who is seeing this late: uhhh 👁👄👁

    • @SonoftheFortunate
      @SonoftheFortunate 4 года назад +5

      🤣
      I was busy playing games. I saw the stream hopped by but left right after guess it wasn’t enough

    • @evilbubblebaby6302
      @evilbubblebaby6302 4 года назад +2

      Exactly my face watching the intro after waking up from a nap😂

    • @Angeldust_6996
      @Angeldust_6996 4 года назад +2

      Meh to I was lik 👀 meh:how did he know

    • @hutao1331
      @hutao1331 4 года назад +1

      Soup!

    • @booperdooper9762
      @booperdooper9762 4 года назад

      Lmao same

  • @bradlee7875
    @bradlee7875 4 года назад +158

    Mark's viewership is apparently just too soup-fixated and not willing to ignore enough basic human rights to win at Frostpunk, in spite of his best efforts.

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 3 года назад +7

      Everyone should have the right to soup.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 3 года назад +1

      Basic Human Rights is for when mothers aren't dying while giving birth, children aren't freezing to death, etc.

    • @malachidaw9730
      @malachidaw9730 3 года назад +1

      Soups is the way tho...

    • @JavierGomezX
      @JavierGomezX 3 года назад +3

      You can win Frostpunk in the hardest difficulty without violating a single human right. Hell, you can win even when just serving full meals instead of just soup, people have done. What you can't do is winning by being an idiot.

  • @itsziel0703
    @itsziel0703 4 года назад +429

    Mark asking where we were was like : *'-'*
    _music went intense_
    Me : **nervous sweat**

    • @anthon3yaquatics
      @anthon3yaquatics 4 года назад +8

      Me : apologizes
      Also me : cries while apologizing

    • @ozzietomlitz9798
      @ozzietomlitz9798 4 года назад +2

      Same I was just like "I- I been here...."

    • @itsziel0703
      @itsziel0703 4 года назад

      Mark make it sounds like we are a guilty child who stole a cookie from the cookie jar..

  • @carbine1013
    @carbine1013 5 месяцев назад +3

    I'm watching this 3 years later so I can hipe myself up for frostpunk 2 and the intro caught me so off gaurd😅😅

  • @cellva1682
    @cellva1682 4 года назад +64

    Game: "The snow ruined our lives. Those of us that survived decided to head north."
    Me: "...WHY?!"

    • @dustrose8101
      @dustrose8101 4 года назад +3

      @Mr. Al The rain got a little cold and they got sad.

    • @21stCenturyGoldfish
      @21stCenturyGoldfish 4 года назад +1

      @Mr. Al The *English* can't handle the snow, particularly in the south. Nowhere else in the UK is the snow that big of a problem. Even in the Scottish Highlands.

    • @aaron9322
      @aaron9322 4 года назад +3

      Those who were smarter decided to go underground as clearly the surface is screwed and at least underground farming might be possible even if extremely difficult (remember this is in the future)

    • @bastard-took-the-name-I-had
      @bastard-took-the-name-I-had 4 года назад

      @@aaron9322 it looks more like industrial era past but hi, automatons, so you are probably right

  • @jupiter4740
    @jupiter4740 4 года назад +296

    mark: SOUP???????? WHY WOULD YOU WANT SOUP?????
    me, who's name is soup:

  • @checkers_o7
    @checkers_o7 4 года назад +271

    The different types of Soup and Soup Sayings:
    - soup
    - soup soup
    - corpse soup
    - blood soup
    - timmy soup
    - *ş* *ö* *û* *p*
    - lock the soup
    - more soup
    - photosynthesis soup
    - air soup
    - bear soup
    - wood soup
    - generator soup
    - coal soup
    - snow soup
    - mark soup
    - automaton soup
    - blood for the soup god
    - ghost soup
    Add more as you see fit. One day, we'll have a collection of all the soups.

  • @katehaselton3870
    @katehaselton3870 2 года назад +12

    After watching this I immediately bought Frostpunk and played through all of the scenarios. It’s such a fun game and I’m so pumped for Frostpunk 2.

    • @MetalHeadEnjoyer
      @MetalHeadEnjoyer Год назад

      Super late to this comment but fortunately youtube's membership algorithm got me to spot this. 😎
      Yeah Frostpunk is phenomenal. I don't think I've ever felt so tense and morally conflicted in a game, let alone a city builder. I still listen to the soundtrack, especially "The City Must Survive" super tense stuff! Hope you enjoy FP2 when it releases, I know I will. :)

  • @Chronicler9
    @Chronicler9 4 года назад +253

    Mark: "I'm gonna leave it up to YOU guys to- ...... SOUP??? REALLY!?? SOUP."

    • @marthmallow7420
      @marthmallow7420 11 месяцев назад +1

      the intro scared me but i realized quickly that it was a joke. but when i got to this part of the video, i was eating soup an a grilled cheese for dinner...

  • @satan4489
    @satan4489 4 года назад +485

    “Child Labour is like Kids going super saiyan!” - Markiplier 2020

    • @Paul20661
      @Paul20661 4 года назад +2

      Oh yeah forgot about that one hehe,nice

    • @hutao1331
      @hutao1331 4 года назад +1

      CHILD LABOR IS BEST LABOR!

    • @hutao1331
      @hutao1331 4 года назад

      sAtaNic LABOR! >:)

  • @vridia5549
    @vridia5549 4 года назад +149

    Alternate title: Marks Viewers Give Him An Aneurysm For Roughly Two Hours

  • @Mashy8722
    @Mashy8722 Год назад +7

    Mark just unraveling in the end and losing his mind was hilarious 😂😂 I’d actually like to see him play this without using polling, just with his choices. Maybe with Frostpunk 2!

  • @fallon-grey5896
    @fallon-grey5896 4 года назад +91

    This is definitely the gameplay version of ‘this is why we can’t have nice things’

  • @dietrichahlers6125
    @dietrichahlers6125 4 года назад +356

    Mark: "Where the hell have you been?"
    Me: "WATCHING UNNUS ANNUS ok???"

    • @Ranomoly
      @Ranomoly 4 года назад +1

      Wtf are the 2 comments above me

    • @TheNoesc4u
      @TheNoesc4u 4 года назад +3

      Me: where have you been I was waiting 3 day ago for a video
      Mark: *i shatter my nose twice with a chair*

    • @hutao1331
      @hutao1331 4 года назад

      Soup

    • @s3gu1n
      @s3gu1n 4 года назад

      Unnus? UNNUS

    • @hutao1331
      @hutao1331 4 года назад

      @@s3gu1n
      annus ANNUS!

  • @artemisfowl1862
    @artemisfowl1862 4 года назад +138

    The wonderful thing about Mark is that I can see a livestream, look at the thumbnail, make any amount of guesses I want as to what’s happening , and still be surprised by coming in and seeing him scream about Soup.

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 4 года назад +2

      Soop

    • @Hatmis
      @Hatmis 4 года назад +1

      "Oh who could have guessed soup would become the one and only thing we cared about...Before we knew it, it was over, we didn't consume soup, soup consumed us" - Quote me on that

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 4 года назад

      @@Hatmis "Oh who could have guessed soup would become the one and only thing we cared about ... Before we knew it,.it was over we didn't consume the soup, soup consumed us" - an inspirational speech by Frues