Ultimate Taste Test: The Best Heinz Products (Unedited) | Sporked

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  • Опубликовано: 23 окт 2024

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  • @ohnotasha
    @ohnotasha 4 месяца назад +113

    full length sporked videos have made my days so much better

  • @crixon
    @crixon 4 месяца назад +77

    as a sound engineer - Hey GMM bosses, get this amazing group of creatives some rode wireless mics!! they deserve it!!

  • @edenaxela8726
    @edenaxela8726 4 месяца назад +36

    I dig the unedited Sporked content, ya'll. Easily becoming some of my favorite Mythical crew members, and I've been watching a long time.

  • @BillPlain1
    @BillPlain1 4 месяца назад +16

    So far, for very low budget videos, these have been pretty good. I would like to see more of a panel type review, but the relatively individual assessments are reasonably entertaining.

  • @RazeEnraptured
    @RazeEnraptured 3 месяца назад +2

    Longer videos have made this channel more digestible and i love highlighting the staff doing the taste tests! So much fun to see humans doing fun things!

  • @Crackingseen
    @Crackingseen 4 месяца назад +55

    Gotta ketchup on these videos

  • @b.r.v.8609
    @b.r.v.8609 4 месяца назад +20

    “Big giant stupid shrimp” 😂 after coughing up a lung from that cocktail sauce

    • @dirtyfiendswithneedles3111
      @dirtyfiendswithneedles3111 3 месяца назад

      She likes cocktail sauce so much she inhaled it. lol Glad she is okay so she doesn't have to know how the stupid shrimp feel.

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 4 месяца назад +22

    The Sporked Babes should be a daily thing. We should enjoy and witness their work.🥰

  • @jenndowell6446
    @jenndowell6446 4 месяца назад +18

    Love the Sporked content!

  • @omgscottie
    @omgscottie 4 месяца назад +7

    i like the reels, i love the full length videos

  • @BubblesMcGhee
    @BubblesMcGhee 4 месяца назад +18

    "No, my desk is most certainly NOT messy!! It's RESEARCH!! FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLES" xoxox

    • @sporked
      @sporked  4 месяца назад +6

      There's no such thing as a messy desk in the Sporked office

  • @jenndowell6446
    @jenndowell6446 4 месяца назад +12

    That rolly chair fridge search behind you! 😆

    • @sporked
      @sporked  4 месяца назад +2

      Why stand when you could sit?

  • @sofee6376
    @sofee6376 16 дней назад

    So impressed with how swiftly you organized the sauces ❤️

  • @trishcable6366
    @trishcable6366 4 месяца назад +5

    You not shaking the ketchups before you opened them was giving me anxiety. Lol

  • @mimsydreams
    @mimsydreams 4 месяца назад +6

    At Mythical, can you get workman's comp, if a cocktail sauce kills you? 🤣🤣

  • @TheCaffeinatedNecromancer
    @TheCaffeinatedNecromancer 4 месяца назад +5

    I too stop what I'm doing at the mention of "very cool party food". Foodies unite! I now need to try Kranch. This was A+

  • @ilanahill6131
    @ilanahill6131 4 месяца назад +2

    It would be fun to see the team's thoughts on the fun snack + wine pairings from Wine Enthusiast!

  • @nankabd
    @nankabd 4 месяца назад +5

    homegirl is free ballin' condiments 😳

  • @auntlynnie
    @auntlynnie 4 месяца назад +3

    That Pickle Ketchup… I missed your first review, and I’m INTRIGUED. I don’t love ketchup, but I DO love pickles.

  • @Clusterjams
    @Clusterjams 4 месяца назад +3

    As someone from buffalo, buffaranch is sacrilegious. We dip in blue cheese not ranch lol

    • @sporked
      @sporked  4 месяца назад

      Why not both?! Both are so good!!!

  • @kaseygloriaoldford6479
    @kaseygloriaoldford6479 4 месяца назад +10

    you shoulda dipped with fries

    • @sporked
      @sporked  4 месяца назад

      Why?

    • @aimee7282
      @aimee7282 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@sporkedBecause condiments are gross. And plain condiments are grosser. Cheers for sticking it out.

  • @brookeoconnell4146
    @brookeoconnell4146 4 месяца назад +3

    When you said you should have brought a drink, my first thought was “isn’t there still supposed to be an unlimited supply of Baja blast at the office?”

    • @sporked
      @sporked  4 месяца назад

      We wish.

  • @cobrakai8049
    @cobrakai8049 4 месяца назад +2

    Glad yall started making tasting videos. Ahhh life is good.

  • @kathleenmayotte6856
    @kathleenmayotte6856 4 месяца назад +3

    I sometimes use that chili sauce as a base for my homemade cocktail sauce or meatball sauce base

  • @tweezerjam
    @tweezerjam Месяц назад +1

    Every now and then I would check this channel out but was turned off because of the short videos. But not anymore! 👍🏼

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 4 месяца назад +3

    I enjoy 2 catsups: Trader Joe’s Black Truffle, and any curry. I have a bottle in my fridge, and the language is all German.

  • @gatorgirlashes
    @gatorgirlashes 4 месяца назад +3

    commenting for the algorithm, want to see more of these!

  • @prosandkhans4998
    @prosandkhans4998 4 месяца назад +3

    Ariana's cord management makes me nervous when she was getting you a drink! Someone tape those extension cords down. Also, keep making these videos, love it!

    • @sporked
      @sporked  4 месяца назад +2

      Ariana is very stealthy. Don't worry!!!

  • @elisepelletier7184
    @elisepelletier7184 4 месяца назад +3

    heinz beef gravy is the best thing I've ever had, could literally eat it like a soup and straight out of the jar

  • @vegasa2067
    @vegasa2067 4 месяца назад +1

    Omg I love these longer videos so I can watch while I Google where I can buy this stuff

  • @mariapizzaa
    @mariapizzaa 4 месяца назад +2

    I love the longer videos but kinda miss the sporked backdrop you had in earlier videos. Also you missed out on the chipotle ketchup and habanero ketchup!

    • @sporked
      @sporked  4 месяца назад

      We have reviewed these before and we LOVE them!

  • @lenoremisosoup4107
    @lenoremisosoup4107 4 месяца назад +4

    I can’t believe she’s just raw-dogging little spoonfuls of condiments. Couldn’t dip with French fries? Not even crackers? The thought of eating a lonely spoonful of cocktail sauce, even a small one, makes me feel like gagging. Sporked team truly commits to their task.

    • @lenoremisosoup4107
      @lenoremisosoup4107 4 месяца назад

      Oh my god the ketchup water one 🤮

    • @sporked
      @sporked  4 месяца назад +2

      We want maximum purity of flavor!!!!!!!!!

    • @dirtyfiendswithneedles3111
      @dirtyfiendswithneedles3111 3 месяца назад

      @@sporked I totally respect that. This is why you guys are the best. Doing the hard work in the field.

  • @elizabethb8266
    @elizabethb8266 4 месяца назад

    Love the long form videos!

  • @symesk
    @symesk 4 месяца назад +2

    Surprised y’all didn’t easily find the bottled honey mustard for this! It’s one of my favorites

  • @bluedragonfly623
    @bluedragonfly623 4 месяца назад +2

    Oh man! You don't have the Habanero Ketchup? It is soooooo good! I'm going to have to try the pickle ketchup now.

  • @davetarpley3740
    @davetarpley3740 4 месяца назад +1

    Heinz Salad Cream from the U.K. is available at Cost Plus. It's a sort of compromise between mayo and Miracle Whip. I'm no fan of Miracle Whip but the salad cream is a nice change of pace.

  • @shannonperry9530
    @shannonperry9530 4 месяца назад +3

    Love watching y’all and getting in scoop and options from y’all… on the fyi side… unfortunately I totally understand the no salt added ketchup… my husband was recently diagnosed with heart failure and heart failure patients can only have like 2ooo.oo mg of sodium a day… which until now I never new how impossible that is and how much it effects everything…. Even making baked fries he could have a table spoon of regular ketchup… so no salt added is totally a dietary issue… nobody wants no salt cuz then it’s not food at its best… but to stay alive is necessary… and then a salt substitute… it’s a struggle….😮

  • @Emihana
    @Emihana 4 месяца назад +6

    Ope, Heinz time.

    • @sporked
      @sporked  4 месяца назад +1

      #heinztime

  • @liefyaple8927
    @liefyaple8927 4 месяца назад +1

    Same. Love this channel

  • @sebeckley
    @sebeckley 4 месяца назад +4

    You only buy no salt ketchup if you can't have salt for medical reasons.

    • @sporked
      @sporked  4 месяца назад

      We agree

  • @phyllisreinking4208
    @phyllisreinking4208 4 месяца назад +1

    I wonder if Kranch is similar tasting to Chick-Fil-A sauce. Chick-Fil-A sauce has totally replaced ketchup for me when I eat fries. Yum.

  • @itsJeaaan1
    @itsJeaaan1 4 месяца назад +1

    Ketchup with Pickle is so smarttt

  • @zoschwo15
    @zoschwo15 4 месяца назад +1

    The Pittsburgh in me is smiling XD

  • @blakebraden21
    @blakebraden21 4 месяца назад +6

    Cmon Mythical Entertainment, give the Sporked crew an actual filming set for these taste tests!

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 4 месяца назад +1

    I find that Herbes de Provence can be so different. Some contain lavender; some contain tarragon. The flavor can be radically different…

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 4 месяца назад +1

    I used to live in France, and I honestly prefer “Grey Poupon” to genuine French mustards of the same type. It made me sad. I adore grainy mustards. For a smooth French mustard, the French’s Company makes Grey Poupon, and it is best. It just is. Traditional French mustards of the same type are not made with wine. Their vinegar may not be based upon wine. Grey Poupon has white wine in it, and you can taste the difference.

  • @Thompame
    @Thompame 4 месяца назад +2

    No sugar added is literally my favorite ketchup - the combo of not liking it or bubble gum tells me our pallets are completely different 😂

  • @deedrole5296
    @deedrole5296 4 месяца назад +1

    it's not that it has artificial sweetner normally, it's that it doesn't use hfcs

  • @b.r.v.8609
    @b.r.v.8609 4 месяца назад +4

    You not shaking the bottles is upsetting to me lol

  • @laurafreeman4956
    @laurafreeman4956 4 месяца назад +1

    Chili sauce on meatloaf ❤

  • @diane__romero
    @diane__romero 4 месяца назад +1

    Have you all tried the Portland Ketchup though? It’s truly the best. ❤

  • @susie8799
    @susie8799 4 месяца назад +1

    Surprising lack of honey mustard in this video

  • @godrickstockwell1505
    @godrickstockwell1505 4 месяца назад +1

    Love the content, gagged a bit at the poor gal eating sauces right off a spoon

  • @joruckus
    @joruckus 4 месяца назад +1

    I grew up on ketchup sandwiches, too... and ketchup and rice lol.

  • @TheLuminousstarlight
    @TheLuminousstarlight 4 месяца назад +4

    Ya'll triggered me when I watched this 😂 the sugar free ketchup isn't like that, all watery. You needed to shake the bottle! 😢 I don't know why I care so much 😂😂 but I think it's an excellent replacement and your representation of it wasn't how it should be.

    • @mariapizzaa
      @mariapizzaa 4 месяца назад +1

      I tried the sugar free ketchup once and I couldn't stand it, it was sooo sour. I think I'm too accustomed to the sweetness in ketchup to go without. Now I just get simply Heinz so it's at least cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup. 🤷

  • @ieyke
    @ieyke 4 месяца назад +1

    Did I realized how many sauces Heinz 57 makes?
    Uh.....I mean the 57 is meant to be the number of products they make. And they don't make MUCH outside of sauces....

  • @Nvgrrrrl
    @Nvgrrrrl 4 месяца назад +1

    Anyone else notice the Alligator in the background? Just this Louisiana native?

  • @veganpeace7890
    @veganpeace7890 4 месяца назад +1

    I normally love spicy mustard but I hated the Heinz version!
    I haven't been able to find the dill pickle ketchup. I want to try it so bad!!!

    • @sporked
      @sporked  4 месяца назад

      The pickle ketchup is SO good

    • @symesk
      @symesk 4 месяца назад

      I haven’t found it yet either

  • @samuelbain891
    @samuelbain891 4 месяца назад +1

    I have the biggest crush on Gwened 😊❤

  • @blodyholy_
    @blodyholy_ 4 месяца назад +1

    That's a LOT of condiments! Your palate has to be wrecked after that 🤣

    • @sporked
      @sporked  4 месяца назад +1

      Justine has been on bed rest ever since

  • @tannernemitz
    @tannernemitz 4 месяца назад +1

    In a world full of ordinary, be the ketchup that adds flavor to everything 🫶🏼✨

  • @CaptainSarahSparrow
    @CaptainSarahSparrow 4 месяца назад +1

    I'm two minutes in, and I just want to know who in the background has an Unus Annus shirt on!

  • @Foo007
    @Foo007 4 месяца назад +2

    Buffaranch has nothing on Ranchalo

  • @EpicZ0mbiez
    @EpicZ0mbiez 4 месяца назад +1

    I LOVE the Heinz hot sauce 😍

  • @KatieJoMikell
    @KatieJoMikell 2 месяца назад

    I use Heinz chili sauce to make a cocktail sauce

  • @alisonjacobs983
    @alisonjacobs983 4 месяца назад +1

    I converted from Heinz ketchup to French's ketchup. Do they sell it in the States? 😊

  • @amandajoslin-kk5zc
    @amandajoslin-kk5zc 4 месяца назад +1

    Super interesting, but someone give Sporked the better production value it deserves! The ambient sound is so distracting.

  • @graysongc
    @graysongc 4 месяца назад +1

    i love this one

  • @sebeckley
    @sebeckley 4 месяца назад +1

    The relish may be less watery if you shake it.

    • @sporked
      @sporked  4 месяца назад

      It doesn't say anywhere that it needs to be shaken and the other relish brands we've tried did not need shaking!

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 4 месяца назад +1

    Better Than Bouillon gravy is best, for store bought.

  • @cauacarvalho6978
    @cauacarvalho6978 3 месяца назад

    * eats a spoonfull of vinegar * OoOoh its too tart

  • @jacko666
    @jacko666 4 месяца назад +1

    Ranchalo is superior😂

  • @amyrients
    @amyrients 4 месяца назад +1

    Get Sporked a proper studio and work space.

  • @thehufflepuffhermione
    @thehufflepuffhermione 4 месяца назад

    I notice a lot of older people like chili sauce

  • @JustineDavis-gl1cf
    @JustineDavis-gl1cf 4 месяца назад +1

    It’s not fair that the US has better and more flavours of things than Canada

  • @brianhughes2818
    @brianhughes2818 4 месяца назад +1

    Umm…yes they have a lot of flavors. At least 57 varities 🙄.

  • @nmm913
    @nmm913 4 месяца назад +1

    Yes please keep the full length videos coming, i hate watching shorts in general, bad for your brain and attention span

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 4 месяца назад +1

    21:07 Why not just mix mayo and Sriracha? Why buy another thing?

    • @sporked
      @sporked  4 месяца назад +1

      Because this actually tastes better than mixing mayo and sriracha together.

  • @WSMcNeel
    @WSMcNeel 4 месяца назад +1

    Obviously... Heinz is the ONLY ketchup, just like Hidden Valley is the ONLY Ranch

    • @sporked
      @sporked  4 месяца назад

      Okay we HALF agree with this

  • @kimberlyalcauter7094
    @kimberlyalcauter7094 4 месяца назад +1

    Dissing Heinz 57. I quit watching at that moment. It’s obvious we don’t have the same tastes.

    • @mariapizzaa
      @mariapizzaa 4 месяца назад +2

      She didn't diss it though

  • @smosh_jith
    @smosh_jith 2 месяца назад

    I really like these full-length videos, but I do find it hard to understand what you're saying a lot because of the sound.

  • @JustanOlGuy
    @JustanOlGuy 4 месяца назад +1

    No palate cleansing puts yer opinions in peril.

    • @sporked
      @sporked  4 месяца назад +2

      No, no. Her palate is self-cleaning.

    • @JustanOlGuy
      @JustanOlGuy 4 месяца назад

      @@sporked Oh, she got the auto cleanse option? lol.

    • @sporked
      @sporked  4 месяца назад +2

      @@JustanOlGuy Yes. We paid extra for that setting!!!

    • @JustanOlGuy
      @JustanOlGuy 4 месяца назад +1

      @@sporked A good purchase, to be sure.

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 4 месяца назад +1

    It is so funny, watching Stevie try not to pay attention!

    • @sporked
      @sporked  4 месяца назад +5

      That's not Stevie! That's Ariana from Sporked!

  • @ieyke
    @ieyke 4 месяца назад +1

    FOR THE RECORD Heinz ketchup is NOT the best ketchup. Every version of Whataburger ketchup is better.
    In order:
    1. Whataburger Spicy Ketchup in the little packets you get at Whataburger
    2. Whataburger Fancy Ketchup in the little packets you get at Whataburger
    3. Whataburger Spicy Type 2 Ketchup in the little packets you get at Whataburger (discontinued)
    4. Whataburger Spicy Ketchup bottled at grocery store (HEB exclusive?)
    5. Whataburger Fancy Ketchup bottled at grocery store (HEB exclusive?)
    6. Whataburger Spicy Cholula Ketchup bottled at grocery store (HEB exclusive?)
    7. Heinz Ketchup
    8. Whataburger's mysterious slightly cinnamony holiday ketchup that they steadfastly deny the existence of (discontinued. They only ever had it a handful of times during Christmas.)
    I have NO IDEA why the Whataburger ketchup in the little restaurant packets is SO MUCH better than the bottled ketchup, but it ABSOLUTELY is.
    And not just slightly. It's a HUGE difference.
    But EVERY Whataburger ketchup is MARKEDLY better than Heinz.
    Heinz is great, but Whataburger's ketchup is laced with drugs or something.

    • @sporked
      @sporked  4 месяца назад

      We really like the Whataburger ketchup...but not more than Heinz.

    • @ieyke
      @ieyke 4 месяца назад

      @@sporked For the bottled versions I could maybe understand that as a matter of preference, but the little Whataburger restaurant packets vs any Heinz and it's not even slightly a competition.

  • @genelewis5995
    @genelewis5995 4 месяца назад +1

    Heinz has more sauces than that

    • @sporked
      @sporked  4 месяца назад +2

      Name them all

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 4 месяца назад +2

    18:52 Lenny Kravitz STOLE the Grammy form Jeff Buckley, and for the worst song he had ever made. Mamma Said is a singular work, but Fly Away sounds like he was lazy, drunk, and bored. I hate that song; I am still furious about Jeff Buckley getting screwed from the grave, and Lisa Bonet is struggling… what is happening? She had Aquaman, but now they are apart. Lenny left a big hole, and he stole Jeff Buckley’s Grammy.

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 4 месяца назад +1

    Stevie is goddess.💋 6:51All women present are goddess level cool.🍾🍾🍾🥂🔥🔥🔥💐

    • @TiffanyAllen1784
      @TiffanyAllen1784 4 месяца назад

      Similar hair, but it’s Ariana, not Stevie. Agree with the rest of your comment, though.

  • @Endquire
    @Endquire 2 месяца назад

    Your assessment of heinz chili sauce is grossly inappropriate as you are judging it by inappropriate metrics and not taking any consideration of the history of the what and why of Heinz chili sauce. It is not going to taste like Asian chili sauces because it is not Asian. It has a history that is different and precedes the popularization of Asian style chili sauces and their ubiquity in grocery stores. Foods have history and culture, even the US, and that history and culture matters.