You Have to F**king Eat
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
- Story Time with Tom Foolery
Presents…
You Have to F**king Eat
Written by Adam Mansbach
Illustrated by Owen Brozman
Narrated by Tom Foolery
This is a real 'kids book for adults' and is available to buy via the link...
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This is clearly a joke and not intended for kids.
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This guy's narrating makes this 169% even more funny
Agreed
Its a woman though…
Pardon did you say guy
Ikr
@@shadowcreeser5085 it's a guy,pls tell us if ur a guy or a man were confused
they way she just fucking went "you shitting me?" actually made me jump
LMAO SAME
When they said “that’s bullsh-“ I laughed so hard
2:42
@@comigoiabapsg2488 yes ty you legend
yo why f
As a mother I can totally relate to every line. And the need for alcohol.
we support you
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
Until you mentioned alcohol 👁👄👁
I like ur name mumofmany.
Is everything okay in that house?
We wont eat
When the "children from Africa are starving" trick doesn't work anymore:
Reminds me of an old George Carlin routine:
"There are children in Africa who would be more than happy to eat that food!"
"Here. You can mail it to them."😝
@@laurabeane8862 same with the homeless people who would be happy to eat this
@@kingkrool1619 Lol. "Hey, Fred. Trade you." My plate out the window for the bag of rice and Spam😝
Used to be China, if A Christmas Story is any indication
What was the idea behind convincing kids to eat via "There's kids starving in Africa" anyway?
If you don't find this funny, then you have never raised kids.
I'm pretty sure most of us who do find this funny have never raised kids
I think that 40% of the people watching this probably don’t have kids
I don’t even have kids and this hits hard 🤣
@@void-tiktoktr4ncenew-409 freddy what r u doing here
@@Girl-j7q 😳 just watching the vids
"My whole diet's the shit you won't eat"
LMAO IM DEAD 🤣😂
i’m crying with laughter 😭😭😭
This person’s videos always make me burst out in laughter!🤣
i think this is a guy ngl
What
It's a guy
How do know you it's a women???
he a guy
"Thats bullshit, stop lying and eat."
Got me so off guard
The voice just makes it even funnier
IKR
"Thats bullshit. Stop lying and eat."
📦😂
And also "You shitting me"
LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂😂
2:47 my girl got some standards on food
I'm listening with resounding joy after all these years. My pickiest eater is about to be a father. Hallelujah.
I always dont understand the "other people are starving so finish your food" argument because its not like people link stomachs and those dying of hunger suddenly gets to eat when we eat.
You don't waste food.
@@supasnuser5863 Shouldn’t have made it then. Parents’ fault for cooking too much food. Mail it to the starving people or something.
@@krystiankowalski7335 it's not always about making too much food. You could make the perfect portion, but if that little shit refuses to eat, that's food being wasted.
@@Dragonsamuari Yeah, well, I’m saying that if you presented me with 10kg of mashed potatoes and 2 whole chickens, I wouldn’t eat it all.
I tried to box mine up to send it one night and I was serious. My parents had to explain it to me. Lol I overheard my dad say OMG she's going to be a liberal. My mom's reaction 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😊
i swear they stopped even trying to make these books seem family friendly anymore lmao
Literally made for adult entertainment but go off 😂
It's for the adults but when kids get older they'll love it and when they have kids of their own NEED it!!! A sense of humor is invaluable when raising kids. 🤣✌️
the way he said "You shitting me?" just made me laugh
What's better about this video is that his voice is a calm British accent just to make everyone feel so calm
i have to watch my mom taking care of my 5 year old brother, and this is basically her life
She said tough shit kitchens closed 😆😆😆
RUNS UP AND TACKLES MY TOM!!!!! SIT TOM SIT!!! SITS ON TOM'S LAP AND LISTENS TO THE STORY!!!! EMMA LOVES YOU!!!💋🤍💋💛💋💙💋💚💋🤗💕🤗💜🥰🍨😍🧡🤗
This is so appropriate for what I'm dealing with, with my 6 year old grandson right now 😂
Imagine an alternate universe where swear words are kid friendly
I like to think all these books are set in the same universe.
if you’re talking about the trilogy of books that this book is a part of, yes. Yes they are.
I was told bread crust would give you curly hair. My father lied to me 🤣🤣
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I won’t regret reading this to my kids
this channel is a fucking gold mine
Age 4 - 20, won't eat to save her life.
Age 30 and up, looks like she ate the younger version of herself whole.
"You will go to fucking sleep." -TomFoolery
The way the person is narrating it makes it 100% better
I got a big trim line going as I type and took my gloves offto write I LOVE TURSDAYS .
This is hallarious
This is what I tell myself a lot of times.
I'm on chemo, and don't want to eat food that I know ordinarily tastes good, but now tastes like wet glue.
Bleaaah!!!
I returned reading f*cking books now❤
We gotta get Sam L. Jackson to read this.
Holy crap this is the most realistic one yet.
This can be healthful for people recovering from ed
I see the problem, sugary cereals, pancakes, fruits, dairy, carb overload. no wonder the kid won't eat. little one needs some fat.
This is legendary
Da berds twirk tokuity
“So why the fuck won’t you eat”
This shits gold (I mean the video)
This is literally my family scolding me to stop being a picky eater and eat seafood
My sister sometimes has some sensitivities and doesn't want to eat, and suddenly texture is her enemy. I haven't needed to use this video on her yet, but I keep it in my backpocket for over a year now for when things get to9 complicated. Also, she's not a child, she's 21 btw
Some parent just said I’m done and made this book
This is best read aloud ever!
Even though I'm not a parent I still find this book hysterical
I love the voice would love to meet the narrator it just thrills me to death.
A lot of British women, have exactly this type of voice.
In a household full of boys there could be fist fights over the last meat ball.
Soooo good!
Your so underrated! This books are funny and chilling sometimes
Watching this while eating lunch , what a god send
nice
2:36 me when my son decides to touch dog poo
that raw nestle chocolate chip cookie dough causes worms
LOL "Seafood is scary"
What a nice bed time story
listening to this while eating pretzel sticks
How wonderful this is.
Morale of the story: eat your f**king food
You call it "not eating"
I call it "pro gamer move"
I love this
I have two autistic boys and I'm sorry, these books by Adam are hilarious 🤣🤣. I know its inappropriate for kids but i definitely needed this laugh
AMMA STAL THES MEME *YOINKS THE MEME*
me having several mental breakdowns while feeding my kids
When I have seen something disgusting and have no appetite:
HOW DO YOU SAY ALL THIS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE?????
probably takes a few times because he starts laughing. I know I would if I ever did this kind of thing. It would be so hard not to laugh reading books like this. Lol.
This could have been 100 percent more child friendly 🤣🤣🤣
Ok! Ok! Ill go eat. Sheesh.
Oh this is great meme I ever had
the way the narrator says the title gets me everytime
This is a banger wtf
HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER READING THIS WHEN I WAS 8 OMG
Where did you got this year when you were 8?
Did your parents really approves this book?
I found a clean version at the library at the time, I actually didn't know there was a dirty version lol
Judging by the creeper pfp and the fact this was made in 2018 (the book) you’re definitely lying
Look at the description, this is so fucking dumb
Im in tears from laughing so hard i was and still am to an extent a picky eater so this is me, i slept fine though that was my sister 🤣
Damn they aren’t even trying to hide it this time lmao
Who would think it was a good idea to make this book
3:57
I didn't expect this crossover lol
Best story for kid
"If u eat water after food it's bad"
That’s bs my guy just ducking eat
LOL IT'S A REAL BOOK-
Why wouldn't such a masterpiece be
This sounds very much like a prequel to Samuel L Jackson's Narration of the story :
Go the fuck to sleep
Lmfao this is so good
Lmfao lamp post eeee
I drink gaderade and I'm fine.
Thank you I do need to f###ing eat
I love this series
Just fuckin eat lmao
Ngl very family friendly content.
LMFAO!
imagine seeing your classmate reading this in class
I was eating mac and cheese until this game up
I freaking love this stories ❤️❤️❤️❤️
The fact that every page has a bad word 😂
HOLY SHIT ITS A SEQUEL TO GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!!!
this is so how i feel about my 8 year old
Now this is just hilarious.
Amazing!
I can't tell if this is the prequel or sequel to Go The Fuck To Sleep.
it came out after that book, so I think it’s a sequel. Then, there’s a third one called, fuck now there are two of you. So it’s a trilogy of books. All by the same guy.
To be honest I’ve eaten carrots a lot and I can practically see in the dark and vegetables do make you grow hairs make you big and strong so that’s not BS it’s true
This reminds me of "go the fuck to sleep".
this book was actually written after that one. It’s part of a trilogy, all written by the same author. There’s go the fuck to sleep, you have to fucking eat, which is this one, and the third one is called fuck now there are two of you. Bet you can guess what that one’s about. Lol.
I want Samuel L Jackson yo read this one too