Weekend Update: Trump Launches NFT Trading Cards, FTX Founder Sam Bankman-Fried's Arrest - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 16 дек 2022
- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Marjorie Taylor Greene complaining that people can buy sex toys at Target.
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Its probably because Cecily is leaving but, I’m bummed they didn’t do a holiday joke swap. That’s my favorite update bit, look forward to it all year.
I totally agree
Da f**k? I feel like I got some comedy coal in my stocking..😟
They do it for the last episode of the season, they aren't skipping. Just wait a bit
@@leenigen4533 they didn't do it at all last season
@@robertanazco1264 really? I'm not sure
People who are asking, the reason this scene seems a little "off" is because Cecily had just said goodbye and nearly cried at one point and they were all emotional and holding back tears.
"She also complained that they melt, and are shaped like Santa" was fantastic
Can you explain that joke? I didn't get it at all.
@@hx5159 If you take the wrapper off of the chocolate santas they look like dildos.
@@hx5159 I think the joke is that Marjorie thought the chocolate Santas were butt plugs. And that although she was complaining about Target selling butt plugs, it turns out she’d already been shoving the chocolate Santas up her butt since complained they melt.
@@hx5159chocolate Santa's are probably the closet thing target has to sex toys/butt plugs beyond back massagers lolz...
those claims are utterly not Targets market
I wanted to upvote this but it's at 69 likes.
The funniest part is that the superhero trump NFT has an American flag as a cape. He’s literally trying to look like Homelander 😂
Trump is more demented than Homelander.
They are both the “Real Heroes”. 👍
Did you see what the Vought channel posted right after this "huge announcement"? Comedic gold!
Discount Dark Brandon lol
What's funny is using the American flag as a cape is a violation of US Code Title 1, Chapter 4, § 8: "(D) The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery" and "(J) No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform."
Even bullshit cartoons of himself are disrespectful to the flag.
Did Cecily not tell anyone she was leaving until right before this? They seem like they’re trying hard not to cry 💔
Agreed! They seem so muted. No smiles. It’s like right before they went on air they were told the show is getting cancelled.
I was just about to ask if Colin had the flu, or if the two of them had just been screaming at each other backstage -- so it's not you, is what I'm saying.
It all makes sense if you watch Colin in the Blue Christmas skit. Homeboy was hurtin.
Is that what's wrong with them? Was wondering Colin seems angry or sad
Agreed
Usually che and Jost cheer me up if im down. But I hurts me to see Colin so sad .
They honestly looked upset with each other to be honest from the begging to the end
Because it was Cecily's last day. She and Colin used to do update together.
And the chocolate Santas come from Milwaukee.
I wish they had done a Christmas Joke swap… seriously it’s the best thing they do, every year.
Collin didn’t look like his usual upbeat, loose self.
He’s upset because of Cecily leaving
Yeah this felt like the old weekend update Colin when he first started just kind of stiff and bored.
i also noticed that right away... i guess we all have good days... and not so good days. That's life.
Maybe Scarlett is cheating on him
He was upset about Storm
I think the lesson here is that no one is better at embarrassing Donald Trump than himself.
That would be true if he had any capacity to feel embarrassment, but he is so narcissistic that he thinks that everything he does is “perfect”
Boy, did his parents do a number on him! Did you know his father's middle name was Christ? No wonder Donald has a god complex!
@@matthewbryan-taff1306 took the words right outta my mouth bud
The junky needs his fix. The narcissist is desperate for the adoration of his followers. He had no choice but to do something disproportionately grandiose. He'll go into crisis if he realizes this will shrink his cult. He could implode. Will he go Jim Jones? Will he start selling a branded cool aide, or "energy drink", laced with cyanide? If he was a drinker... Yeah, it's bleak.
He sold out so jokes on you
Che was teary-eyed,aww.
The camera joke from Che deserved a way better reaction
Took me a few sec's to "get it", just like the chocolate butt plug joke, so yeah, prolly a bunch of peeps didn't get it
@@sideshowbob it's an SNL Crowd so I'm not surprised
These two should have a news show every night.
New daily show hosts
Cecily leaving kinda punctured the mood a bit
You can tell Josts mood was down because of Cecilys leave :(
Or they're just their usual sloppy selves with boosted audience laughter.
I did feel that colin felt down. I don't know who cecily is though.
Colin had no energy. Completely flat delivery.
I’m not convinced it’s 100% Cecilys leave. Something really seemed off between him and Che. Not once did Colin look at Che or even attempt a half smile or anything. I wonder if they argued? I do find it interesting Cecily did her final bit on Che’s side instead of Colin. Who knows though
Colin, what's up with the sour face in the opening? Actor should play his role no matter what if he is good. Much worse things happened, but clowns, comedians still managed to have smile on their faces and make people laugh. A show is not a place to expose your personal feelings when you are not supposed to.
I laughed out loud when Michael said she's his type. God help me 😭🤣
well, you just know he is her type
@@dont-want-no-wrench god damn right we all know that ⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️🤣😂😅
That was funny af
Shoutout to the audience member who did not hold back her laughing out loud...🤣
I'm Nigerian and can confirm that the last joke is true. 🥴
Colin’s “seen here” jokes are the best 😂
Love the weekend update!! One of the few things I look forward to every weekend!
Their energy seems kinda off.
Maybe Cecily leaving was really hard for them
I agree, especially Colin. Seems very sullen 😅
Yeah. Any idea? It seemed like they had some serious conversations right before they went on
@Stephanie Rudi Yeah, probably Cecily leaving.
Spot on
Colin: "Semi retired maniac!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think they're down because Cecily is leaving I'm guessing. So then Joke Swap wouldn't be as fun then, here's hoping to next year then.
shut up, Turbid
But they skipped last year aswell.
@@CamberGreber That was because there was no Christmas episode last year...at least not a proper one. It was mostly a clip show like the ones MADtv had during the 2007-early 2008 writer's strike, where they had pretaped sketches from the canceled episode and a bunch of old clips during the show's funnier days.
Good job Lorne
'She also complained that they melt and are shaped like Santa' 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pimp’s funeral lmao 🤣
I was ready to see Biden pour out a drink right on his homie 😂
I love Weekend update with Michael Che and Colin Jost.
I think you mean U.S. - African Business Forum with Colin Jost and Michael Che.
It's usually the only funny part of the entire show! Of course, some of the skits are funny, but very few and far between.
Some prefer Michael Jost and Colin Che
One of the funniest SNL Christmas episodes I have seen
Che killed it this week omgg
"Semi-retired maniac" 😆
The jail cell cameras joke went over some people's heads. Didn't get the reaction it deserved.
It's a little too high teir for some of current SNLs audience.
That joke didn't kill itself.
It's amazing how many jokes they can fit into so little time.
These two just weren't into it tonight like they usually are.......
Was kind of bummed that we didn’t get a joke swap tonight!
That's probably because Cecily Strong was leaving and they wanted to give her time to say goodbye with her Cathy Anne character.
I believe they did joke swap last weekend.
Trump's NFT cards, the NFT stands for Not For Trump. All the cards depicting what Trump is not; not a superhero, not a cowboy, not a race car driver, and definitely not someone serving in the US military.
Nice :)
No Fuckin Thanks
Did you steal that terrible joke from Jimmy Kimmel's failed attempt at making fun of this
@@ashishnarayan4146, who said it was a joke? Absolutely everything they said was true.
The military one is a true disgrace.That phony 4F liar should be called The Warrior None.
I thought the NFT thing was already an SNL skit. Then it occurred to me it wasn't Saturday.
Love Cecily shes always been so
Good on weekend update ,but always great in general
Colin seems piiiiiiiiiissed
tRump just needed a construction worker photo to complete the “New Village People” for 2023.
I always love the "____ is what they call Weekend Update in ____" jokes.
Wow, that was some excellent writing. 👏
Hold Up! Was Colin actually blinking S.O.S. with his eyes at the end of this wknd. updt.?
oh yeah, gimme that weekend update!!
Best part of the show
Colin definitely looked sad, esp in the beginning
Another great one, you guys will go down in SNL history for sure!!
The swimming in his tshirt line fucking killed me LOL
That MTG joke definitely made me laugh.
I've been waiting for this one..
Che had the best joke of the show with the Marjorie Taylor Green jab aimed at himself
no it melted in mtg
I love the audience's reactions to him!
Then again, there was the slight roast of Biden "seen here giving the eulogy at a pimp's funeral" 😛
Colin held strong when talking about biden speaking “at a pimps funeral” lol
Also the "over my granpa's dead body" one
Best part of the show....👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I can't help but recall stories of musicians buying their own albums to make it look like they were on fire or still relevant.
When I watched, I noticed Colin was acting different. Now we know why.
Colin is visibly upset during this. Watching it, I knew something was wrong. Now I get it.
Colin looks tired🥱 and ready to cry 😢
Yeah he’s like dead inside. He reads them with deadpan, and he smiled once.
That SBF swimming in a t-shirt joke was on the money tho 😂
What’s up with Colin’s hair this weekend?
It is, apparently. 😮
Swimming in a tshirt!!! 😂😂😂
Colin is usually smiling,he seems mad this time
Colin seemed insanely depressed during Weekend Update. You can tell that Cecily leaving is getting to him.
I'm going to miss Cecily and Kate's (and Aidy) recurring alien abduction skits!!! I can rewatch them over and over and over while one is transcended and the other's hooter and cooter and abused😂😂😂😂
Colin Josh looks like he is holding his tear :O !!!
"over my grandfathers dead body" that's actually getting close to a Thomas Jefferson quote.
Colin's hair is approaching Kramer heights
Priceless.
Colin they don’t call it that in Nigeria. 😂😂😂
HaHa. Killed It !
Colin looks like he just got dumped
brutal, the best
I'll make sure to keep up with *US-Africa Business Forum* weekly when I'm visiting Nigeria.
What happened to the Annual Joke Exchange segment? That's always the best part when Michael Che tries to get Colin Jost fired
Colin looks pissed off. Something weird must have happened behind the scenes.
Probably sad about his long time friend Cecily leaving the show
@@stephanierudi708 it doesnt look like sadness to me it looks like anger.
@@stephanierudi708 No clue who that is myself.
@@RazyrDiarmait Cecily Tyson, who plays Cathy Ann and judge Janine Piro, among many others.
@@tomriddle8933 You mean Strong. Cicely Tyson is an African American elderly actress who died a while ago.
Trump looks like Homelander in some of those damn photos.
"Eulogy at a Pimp's Funeral" sounds more like a compliment than a dig if you ask me!
Theme song for the business forum: Ebony and Ivory
He’s basically a televangelist at this point. “He’s got a lot of overhead Rudy, and his jet is getting old.” - Ms Birdie from The Rainmaker.
Michael Che & Colin Jost have to stay together on SNL. They are comedy legends of the 21st century.
Never seize to amaze me
Aww I ❤️ Cecily! Sad to see her go
Where’s the holiday joke swap?! I live for them
Those Biden jokes tho! LOL
I wish I bought those NFTs on announcement. Might be ridiculous but the money is real lol
This is the second year in a row they havent done their Christmas joke exchange
"Surprised he's wearing American uniform "
Hahaha
Its so crazy how much better weekend update is than the rest of the show
THAT was better than the rest of the show. Damn I am glad I stopped watching SNL.
Everything Target sells can be a butt plug, if you're brave enough. 😐
Ok, now their logo finally makes sense. 🎯
I like it better when they play it straight.
MTG looks like a michael Meyers mask in flesh form
"They melt and they're shaped like Santa." You can see MTG saying that.
I don’t think people got the jail joke…. That was dark but accurate
Whaaaaat? Where's the joke swap? Cancelled by COVID last year. Was expecting it to return with a vengeance this year. Am disappoint. 😞
Trump NFT’s: When real life is funnier than the comedy routine based off of it.
MTG mad at Target? I’m going to shop at Target MORE now.
The funniest part of Trump's new scam is that you can right click the picture and save. You can have them all for free instead of 99 bucks for each 😂🤣😂🤣
looks like i'm making a trip to target 🤓
Nothing says "Old" like the word Trump.
I lol get a few cards and use them for pest control to deter them rodents 😂😂😂
Loving the Saiyan haircut.
A buttplug is still a better investment than those NFTs.
I can totally see the writers flipping Trump's tokens for more than 1 ETH before Christmas.
Colin - "seen here giving a eulogy at a pimps funeral!"
Bank Man Fried
you know that's right
Colin didnt look like he was feeling well.
He’s sad for his friend..you can hear it too.