The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made me BORED | Real Story Explained
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So this is based on a real story... but how true is it
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"The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It" sounded like the devil forced them to make another Conjuring movie
Maybe that's the real truth here. The filmmakers made a pact with the devil and there's a certain number of films that they have to churn out ... or else 👀
😂😂😂
That is exactly what I thought when I heard the title 😂 It’s Hollywood so who knows? 🤷🏻♀️
The devil being the studio.
Meanwhile Lucifer Morningstar be like: "Don't blame me, that's all on you, pal!"
They were just friends, good old gal pals, two single women who live together and don't have boyfriends, some really close buddies, yup!
So they were roommates? 👀
Edit: aw I commented this before she made the joke
@@literaIIyshy oh my gOD they were roommates
Some really nice gal pals that give each other bracelets with an incredible amount of intimacy
I think it was obvious ✌️
GALPALS - JUST GALS BEING PALS
"Based on a true story" suggests that the people, places & events are real but things have been slightly fictionalized. "Inspired by true events" suggests that the people & events are fictional but are based on things that have actually happened.
SOMEONE finally said it!! (thank you)
True but that's not exactly layman knowledge.
@@vadalia3860 Fair point but I'd like to add that its very easy to educate one's self.
Always good to know, even if the majority of Amanda's ire is clearly focused on how little this movie has to do what with the real-life events. We all know that the majority of "based on a true story" movies are far more than _slightly_ fictionalized, even when the unproven supernatural isn't part of the equation.
How about "suggested by some shit I heard from a friend while stoned one night...he said it was true, so I guess it might have happened."
This movie premise has made me really uncomfortable from the start. Not only are they painting a murderer as innocent for the sake of a horror movie, but if the perpetrator actually believed he had been possessed it’s just exploiting a tragic case of severe mental health issues along with the murder. It didn’t have to be based on a true story :/
Exactly. He probably had some sort of psychiatric issues rather than actually being possessed. That’s what a lot of “possessions” probably were but they make it sound like “oh this is the devil doing this”
Eh who cares. Coming from someone with a mental illness, it ain't that deep.
@@UnderTheTableGremlin There is a theory that some cases of "possesion" might have actually been people unable to control some of their actions, because they had dissociative identity disorder. This would also explain why exorcisms, which are usually really just torture assisted by a loved one, would "cure" the person: the intense trauma simply had them dissociate even further and in the worst case split off a new personality (alter) who was entirely submissive, in order to protect themselves from further harm.
@@creativedesignation7880 - to clarify: people with DID aren’t likely to murder people, but what someone might mistake as “possession” could just be an alter and an “exorcism” could cause a trauma response that makes them more submissive.
The context of this thread has something to do with murder and I just wanted to make sure people don’t think that an alter would commit murder. Aside from that, that theory is rather interesting.
Exactly it was so strange and gross to me. What if he was just lying or pyscho. The entire movie is defending him all for the sake of a horror movie. Not to mention the poor murdered victim has to see their murder get defended in a movie
I love how every movie is "the worst case we've ever delt with"
"This one isn't quite as bad as that case we had three years ago. Remember that one, honey? Whew. What a weekend."
Hopefully they get a case of herpes.
Haha! I laughed at that too!
So why wasn't the worst case the first movie
@@WolfHreda lmao wow such good dialog
The fact that they were like “watch as ed and lorraine proved the existence of the devil to courts” and the ending card said “Arne Johnson got convicted of second degree manslaughter” is fucking hilarious in its false advertising
I was actually quite surprised to find out he was only charged with manslaughter rather than murder after attacking and stabbing someone over 20 times. Would of been a lot longer than 5 years had he been charged with murder.
@@malory1444 that’s just white privilege lol
@@malory1444 manslaughter means in the heat of the moment or by accident. murder means planned ahead or planned to do a different crime and ended up murdering someone or doing something. guessing his mental issues made it manslaughter but he probably got charged with both and only got convicted with that.
@@ToeMoss0612 Nah, it's because he's probably schizophrenic or suffers from some other psycotic disorder.
@@Kris-wo4pj i think you're thinking of the degrees of murder. heat of the moment murder is still murder, just less so. manslaughter is acting like an idiot and killing someone when you didnt intend to, like driving like a maniac and killing a pedestrian.
"The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me BORED" has to be one of the best titles i've seen in a while.
Your username is literally my life. lol
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as soon as jessica and katie appeared on screen, my sister leaned over to me and whispered "historians will say they were best friends"
That was hilarious 🤣
Stories like this disgusts me, because they are reminding me of cases like the Elisa Lam one. When internet took the real tragedy of a young woman with mental problems and badly chosen medications, and turned it into some creepy pasta with demonic possesions and looking for ghost in the surveillance camera's footage.
It's nice to know I'm not the only one. I've had to stop watching a few people on here that decided to cover it from the spooky angle instead of showing any respect to her or her living family.
Thank you!! I’m not the only one who feels that way!
Yup. And dangerous, dehumanizing superstitions like this are still prevalent across the globe. So many human rights atrocities are committed because entire communities believe conditions like schizophrenia are demonic possession. It's horrific. I have zero patience for anyone in a first world country and who's been sheltered from mental illness yet entertains the notion of demonic possession. Their little fantasies have real consequences that hurt real people.
wait was that the poor german girl who had some variant of hallucinatory schizophrenia & ended up dying after starving herself & the local police/council took the whole family plus the local church to court for neglect for repeatedly exorcising her instead of getting psychiatric help for her?
i think it was back in the nineties & they based a few horror movies off it but i forget which ones
@@Virus-vv2xs no no it was a whole another case
"The devil's doing part time shifts I guess"
I suppose you could say The Devil is a Part Timer
Maybe he works at McDonald's
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[applauds] Well done, sir!!
season 2 let's go
Being sponsored by Jarritos is such a flex
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How have I lived in Mexico for years and I'm the only one in the comments that's never heard of Jarritos? I've been in Oxxos in like 8 different states, never seen this drink.
@@meverly4133 it's mostly popular in the US. Not that there's anything wrong with that is just that Mexico has more variety. Is kinda like how people go crazy about Dubalin or pulparindo.
Ik. Every city kids’ dream
Was anyone really surprised that the one Conjuring movie that's not directed by James Wan was gonna be the worst of the three???
aha exactly
And it was directed by the man who did curse of la lorona which well was like really bad and boring and etc.
Agreed ..when this movie ended ...I just sat there and was like WTF is this? I loved 1 and 2 ..but this I cannot
Ah yes "based on a true story"
Some parts are true, but most of it is hyper-dramatized and extremely exaggerated
You again
Doesn't hold a candle to, "Based on the title of the book".
wow, not a lot of likes on this one. i am genuinely shocked since you normally get thousands of likes by just appearing in the comment section xD
I've always felt like "based on" should be very close to the real deal, while "inspired by" should have its creative liberties.
"Based on the made-up, unverifiable true story"
I saw a Tiktok about that end credits audio of David’s “exorcism” and they were just like “when you watch the end credits you are actually hearing the Devil” 🥴🥴 when in reality it’s just a young boy suffering from mental illness being manipulated into believing there’s something in him. I try to avoid that part of the internet that still believes Ed and Lorraine weren’t frauds. Because they will defend these two to the graaaave.
That little boy was being sexually abused and they where trying to cover it up. His account was even of an old man pushing him onto THE WATERBED(which I think is a huge red flag) and that’s where it ends; and him “inviting a demon” was added by others
Absolutely sickening. Human superstition crossed with denial and ignorance is the real horror of this story
@@maribelayon3297 I didn't know about this side of the story, where i can see more about it?
it’s actually sad, like extremely sad
The Warrens were scum.
that guy had 43 demons and 2 devils and i cant even get one :(
Same.
No handsome devil has come to get me.
If I like this comment, am I gonna cursed or not? I keep wondering about this lol
That's supernatural capitalism.
@@Yov-w1v probably, everyone else ends up cursed before me :(
i know right? selfish. bogartin' all the demons. wth
The Conjuring: Just Gals Being Pals
And they were best friends!
So intimate.
Scissor me timbers!
The girls were definitely a couple. The movie said the ritual needed “A child, a lover, and a man of God” where one kills someone and then commits unalive
Or before being a couple jessica murdered her(?)...but definitely they both have feelings for each other❤... Need to see the conjuring :the lovers comics
The Child is the college student, Arne is the Lover, Ed is the Man of God
@@sugarcultist4932 no because she originally targeted David as the child
@@rosalieleykum6180 omg youre right I hadn't thought of that. Yeah that girls gay
@@sugarcultist4932 the cop also puts a memorial for the two of them with hearts between their pics like lovers :)
at the part where the priest was telling ed and lorraine about the prosecutor's baby, whose heart was born outside of its body, and his wife, who killed herself, I was just like, uh yeah, so there's a medical term for that condition (ectopia cordis) and his wife was probably depressed and dealing with postpartum hormones.
Yeah. Just some realistic situations that can be logically explained but they made it sound like “oh the devil did this”
@@UnderTheTableGremlin That's the unfortunate reality of very religious people... It can be explained scientifically but they're so intertwined with their beliefs that they're willing to let someone potentially die :/
@@littlebug1392 God made the world, thus made science. Something can be medically and scientifically explained, with God or the devil being the cause. Just because it doesn't look like "magic" to us doesn't mean it disproves God.
"The Devil Made Me Do It" sounds like a Goosebumps book.
when I saw the drowned girl monster I thought they reused a monster from 'stories to tell in the dark' lol
There used to be a comedian who played a character called Geraldine who would say that. Flip Wilson.
Goosebumps books are better.
Goosebumps books are better written than this garbage
There is a recorded Warren case where the couple allegedly exorcised a possessed man of a Werewolf spirit/demon.
So I gotta ask:
Why hasn't *that* one gotten a movie?
Wait 2 years, they're not done milking this cash cow
It was brought up in that one movie centered around the warrens daughter.. forgot what the movie was called but that’s the only reference to that case:/
Conjuring 4: night of the wolf
@@michaelsayavong2656 I’d watch it
@@klover8081 annabelle comes home?
The fact that these films keep advertising themselves as "Based on True Events" makes me actively hate the Warrens as characters because it breaks my suspension of disbelief so much that you can only see it on a molecular level.
Well they were huge frauds so yeah….hate them
Its true they really did scam most of the people they met.
suspension of disbelief* 😅
Welcome to Hollywood. They've doing it for decades. And all the better for the studio if people just gobble up what's on screen and don't bother to double check.
@@daesgatling1345 Careful now... you'll summon even darker entities than demons.... Warren Stans.
The bloated corpse reminded me of "scary stories to tell in the dark" artwork
yea it looked like that hallway monster that ate one of the guys, maybe prop reuse?
I TOLD MY BF THIS WHEN WE WATCHED THE MOVIE
Times like these, I wish these movies would just stick with "inspired by" and make their own original plot, without taking whole names and likeness from people who are still alive. That way you can go full Hollywood ham with the horror script, taking all the creative liberties you want without deeply and personally hurting anyone with how poorly researched your story is.
Hollywood's gotta exploit
There’s a lot of head scratch in this movie but the biggest one for me was how the lady got that awkwardly shaped totem inside a bottle-necked vase? Did she magic it into it? Did she know pottery and form the vase around it? Did she break the vase and then glue it together?
wait goddamnit now I'm going to stay up thinking about this
Obviously magic
@@TheWiseGrif but this was supposed to be based on a true story. That's Harry Potter levels of hocus pocus.
See THAT'S the kind of thing I want to see a movie about- the fridge logic shenanigans necessary for half of this to happen mixed with brief amounts of B-movie horror taking itself seriously when no one else will. Forget all these soooo scary movies, I want a Conjuring movie that is 20% horror and at least 80% COMEDY.
Holy shit, Jarrittos is doing sponsorships? That's awesome.
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this also makes me happy because I learned that the j is pronounced like an h, so I'll never make the mistake of sounding dumb (outside of this comment) since I've been calling them JARritos with a heavy j in my head forever. I mean you'd think with the context clues of being a Mexican brand with a Spanish name and all that, I'd know that, and yet,
I didn’t know the had a watermelon flavor. Mango has always been my favorite, but now I need to find the watermelon.
I don't think these are where I live but they look so cute in those pretty and tasty looking colours 😭
I'm in the process of moving quite suddenly so shoutout to my pal Brodie for being available to do all the hard parts about the edit while I literally had to move 80% of my belongings to two different locations - hoping to get back on schedule by next week!
Also I would like the Jessica and Katie story with detectives PLEASE but maybe minus the tragedy
Nice, you scored Jarritos as a sponsor. They're amazing and one of the few sodas I'll actually drink. Congrats!
Hope the move goes smoothly.
I like the thought of your phone decide you must mean movie rather than move
Go Brodie! Don’t know you, but ya rock!
i was in the middle of watching the video when the trailer for the movie pops up ...
what a coincidence 🤣😅
VERY loosely based on the "true" stories, which are themselves 95% B.S. The 5% is: there are some people called The Warrens.
On the other hand, it's nice to see actors like Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga getting a regular paycheck.
proof 95% of the investigations were bs?
Okay I'm glad you brought up that the body contortions didn't have lasting consequences because that annoyed me the most. That kid's spine would have been a bendy straw
Maybe you get to keep the supernatural flexibility after the demon leaves? Like a conciliatory prize for beating possession after all the inconvenience caused.
@@whiteraven181 as someone who has supernatural flexibility (aka ehlers-danlos syndrome type 4), absolute shit conciliatory prize. 0/10, how do I contact the demon to return it lol
Not only did Ed have a decades-long affair, it was with a MINOR. He even moved her into their home!
EW WHAT?!?! I need to know more, do you have an article or something?
Ah what poor lorraine
I'm sorry.. what ?
Ed and Lorraine were less then a year apart in age. So who are you referring to when you said Ed dated a minor for a decade?
@@macybell5016 Judith Penney. Look it up.
Describing a corpse as "soupy" is why I love Amanda's videos
Not sure if you know, but that’s actually a term funeral homes/embalmers use. Proof: I work at a care center and had to help move a 600 pound soupy man on my first day.
Its actually happens to bodies after death when decomposing. If you like our bodies getting "soupy" look up "Death Stains"
@@daesgatling1345 First of all, ew. Second of all, that's a really cool job. Lastly, thank you for the peace info, I actually didn't know it's a term since English isn't my first language.
@@moxiemaxie3543 probably gonna regret this but I'm definitely looking that up
If you ever want to know way too much about bodies decomposition and embalming, you can check out Ask A Mortician here on RUclips.
"Back to the Demons" I feel like that should have been a title for a Supernatural episode.
like right after the scooby doo special, the next one is called Back to the Demons LOL
I was scrolling through the comments section solely in search of comments about spn. I feel fulfilled right now.
The Conjuring franchise is turning into Supernatural for fundies.
considering how many episodes SPN had, it's very surprising it didn't have an episode of that name
The film title sounds like a mid 2000's Onion article.
I read this as an Onision article and was slightly confused but then I was like “Well…. Not too far off” 😂
By the way, thank you Amanda, for pointing out how none of the posessed victims ever seem to have any sort of physical repurcussion. As an epileptic, if I have a seizure -- and be it only a small, tiny one for about 40 seconds-- my body aches like it just got hit by a freaking truck on the highway and I have the worst muscle aches for the next couple of days; if a seizure is particularly bad, I sometimes have issues remembering things and take quite a while to snap out of this state and fully function again. So yeah, the people in these movies should either all be dead due to all the twisting and contorsions they're put through, or not be able to move for at least an entire month; with a whole lot of broken bones and/or muscle strains.
i did not want to support this movie because it took a real case and basically gave the murderer an excuse if that makes since
@@Garf-the-true-and-evil yea
that was literally what i was thinking
@@Garf-the-true-and-evil even the boy tht was supposedly possessed said he wasn't and was I think mentally ill
Same with Amityville horror. Those Warrens loved to do that.
@@Garf-the-true-and-evil or just portrayed the Warrens correctly. Ed actually was an apologist for the murderer and actively tried to make a clearly guilty man (caught at the scene and confessed) go free to sell books. That was the real story this movie was based off.
"They didn't use his actual name out of respect or maybe because they werent allowed to...."
Nah, these movies are so full of it and paint the Warrens as these wonderful selfless heroes when they were absolutely money grubbing fame hounds. Not even gonna get touch on the fact of whether its real or not, but at best, theyre assholes, and at worst theyre con artists. In the previous film they repeadetly denigrate another paranormal investigator, who by all accounts was actually the main one involved in the case and was actually a nice person. The movie made him out to be the money grubber and the jerk. I could go on, but the point is, nothing about these movies is remotely respectful to anyone involved. The only ones benefiting are the studio execs and the Warrens who get to inflate their egos and get paid
Agree with you but uh I'm pretty sure the Warrens are dead
@@noor.6194 the wife was still alive on the first movie.. she was a consultant and even made a small cameo at it. But I believe she died recently so you are right indeed. Ed is dead for some time already.
You mean the character Maurice Grosse? They didn't denigrate him, the script made you wonder if his motives were sincere and then vindicated him. I liked the character. I liked Anita Gregory, too. If they were trying to diss any real person I didn't pick up on it.
The way I like to see it- is that these movies are an interpretation of what could’ve happened surrounding these cases
@@fabricio3185 you are correct. After Mahnoor's comment, I looked it up. Loraine died in 2019. Ed died in 2006.
BRO HOW DID A CANADIAN WHITE GIRL GET A JARRITOS SPONSORSHIP???? IM JEALOUS
I had it for the first time in California years ago and fell in love and was so stoked to find it where I live so getting them as a sponsor is actually so awesome!
@@AmandaTheJedi thats a beautiful
@@AmandaTheJedi you can buy them at Farm Boy :)
@@AmandaTheJedi I'm missing the info what Jarritos even _is_ (and their website isn't responding). Is it lemonade, can't you tell us because it's alcoholics and RUclips would bust your ass?
@@rolfs2165 they’re a brand of soda from Mexico. Gained popularity in southwestern US, though you can find them in most big groceries that have a well-stocked international foods aisle. (I’m in Michigan and I’ve seen three or four flavors so I guess it’s got at least some customers up north)
Honestly, i only watched this movie because i love the vibe that Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga have as an onscreen couple.
Arguments for the supernatural actually existing always boil down to "I can't explain it therefore magic."
Or oftentimes, "Well technically, I can explain it but the supernatural could also explain it... that's way more fun so therefor ghost." Pipes moaning? No, must be ghost. Wind shutting a door? No. Ghost. A camera has a problem capturing an image or an obvious Photoshop? GHOST.
For me it's real but videos of them are fake
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought Cassidy and Jessica were more than friends lol
It was too obvious.
@@how2497 everything's gay, if you look at things in another way.
I told my friends this I was like "how dare the kill the only lgbt couple in PRIDE MONTH" and they told me to stop making everything gay bro IM not doing it they're just obviously I'm love
@@BVBsoldier01 Your friends are dumb and blind, if it was a boy and a girl they woul have immediately pinned them as a couple, give me a break
"The Conjuring: The Devil is Kinda Kinky"
that's just the Lucifer tv show
I think I'd like these movies better if they weren't "based on real life." It's harder to enjoy when I know these two idiotic charlatans actually hurt people in the past. It's like profiting off true crime, but even slimier.
I'm hoping future films move into diffdirections because of this
As soon as the girl gave her “friend” the bracelet in the forest I immediately leaned over to my cousin and whispered “Ohhhh. They’re Gay.” She then asked how I didn’t pick it up when the movie showed the photograph of the two of them.
the Conjuring universe movies didn't start around Annabelle. The first movie, which is the best and the only worth to watch, is about the Perron family.
But still a large part of the focus was Annabelle lol
I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that was off.
Yes, Annabelle is a major part of the conjuring universe, but she’s not the focus of any of the conjuring titled movies.
@@thatlemonadeguy6742 nah, just a single scene at the begining but the movie is not about it... you can watch it again if you want.
@@hms21793 I actually enjoyed a lot the second part as well but being objective, it's not that good.
Yeah none of the sequels were very good, but after Insidious stopped being good it's the only half decent horror series coming out. (Except for the spinoffs, those were all hot garbage)
as a mexican, seeing Amanda being sponsored by Jarritos is a full-circle life experience
I feel like they've tried to go down the same road as "the exorcism of Emily Rose" but it's failed. Emily Rose and what happened to her actually terrified me. Even though it all comes down to mental health, her story left me more spooked.
Plus the fact it was a slow burner story with not just jump scares, yet actual down to earth fear that builds til you suspect everything is done by the demon.
Omg I tried watching that movie when I was a kid, got terrified and stopped halfway thru, and for the longest time, I was a afraid of the Devil coming for me and the specific time of 3am, just because it was based on a true story...
Funny thing is I watched the Exorcism of Emily Rose, I shit you not, in broad daylight surrounded by people because it was playing on the TV in a bar in Mexico. I was like 12. We were there for lunch. I only saw like 20 minutes of it before someone realized what was on and changed it, but it scared the absolute hell out of me, because it was so bleak and grim and just sad what happened to her. Just. Ew.
Watched this with my brother and we were both very disappointed. My biggest issue with the movie is the witch. She has no real motivations and we feel nothing when she kills her father or when she dies. She doesn't even get a moment of fear before she dies. Her motivation is literally just because she's evil and evil doesn't need a reason which really bothered me. She was there for basically no reason. The story was rough all the way through. Sure in my opinion the film looked good and the acting was fine but those can't carry a story alone.
@@aariz611 I get that, I didn't hate it or anything we just expected more horror and ended up being a little let down because of that.
The movie that taught me as a kid to never trust "Based on a true story" was "Dude, Where's My Car?" One of my most important life lessons from a stoner movie. Thank you Dude, Where's My Car?
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Omg I loved that movie as a kid, my favorite scene was the "dude" and "sweet" tattoo convo lol
@@kalystagutierrez1607 lol, same, but also the drive through lady!
@@kalystagutierrez1607 And then?
@@JohnEusebioToronto there is no "and then"
this movie is just an addition to the Patrick Wilson DILF franchise
I stand by this! 🙌 Papa Wilson! Aka Zadddy Wilsonnnn!
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Omg STOP 😆
Ohhh yeah 🤤🤤🤤
The PWDU
Is anyone else a little worried about Julian Hilliard? So much horror work at such a young age...I'm hoping everyone involved in his projects is taking good care of him.
Where’s my Lovecraft cinematic universe? Filter out all the racism and you got yourself a cash cow.
Isn’t there a new show called lovecraftian country or am I confusing that with something else? Edit: it’s called Lovecraft Country.
@@gabbyabbott4965 That’s a tv show based on a book that was loosely inspired by Lovecraft’s stories. The show is great though!
They were going to do a sort of mini-cinematic universe building off of the Color Out of Space movie starring Nic Cage but the director had some really serious allegations come out.
@@antoniodiavolo my favorite depiction of any Lovecraftian horror is anything by Alan Moore. It’s both a critique of Lovecraft’s racism and many other biases but also a great retelling of the horror. It’s mostly comics though but I still highly recommend it.
Or they could left the racism in but aknowledge it as something wrong
@@angelikaskoroszyn8495 Kinda like "The Sunken City"
The game opens with a disclaimer saying, in effect "This game is set in 1920s America, folks where crazily racist. We are not racist, but we think it would be wrong to ignore it."
It's so obvious that the Warren story is a fraud, but some people like to believe that things like that happened. But I must say it's for entertainment for some people. I liked these stories myself, but seeing them as fiction and not as "real story".
"made with real sugar" is not something I ever thought I'd see used as a selling point lmfao
it's the selling point over corn syrup aha
@@AmandaTheJedi That's a fair point, I just found it funny lol
Now I'm wondering if Jarritos are available in my country though, especially the elusive watermelon 👀
@@AmandaTheJedi Does pop have corn syrup in Canada? I've only seen it in the states. It makes pop taste worse.
It has what plants crave!
@@TheBaldapap It has electrolytes.
As a Hispanic person, the fact that you got sponsored by Jarritos is a kind of elite i hope to be someday.
All of these franchises want to be the MCU so bad but they end up just being the Fast and Furious movies.
Now we just need Vin Diesel stopping a ghost by saying "family."
@@Xehanort10 The Conjuring 3: Family is Everything
I'll never forget going to see the first Conjuring at the theatre and we sat in front of a group of teenagers and when the movie started there was a bit of text on the screen (like this is based on a true story etc. ) And a guy behind us yelled "THEY Expect us to read ALL THAT?!?!!!!?" So funny
Hahaha i laughed just reading it, so could only imagine if someone yelled it behind me
“The devil made me do it.”
Smh just accept responsibility smh my head
This movie would be better if it was disproving the demon possession and was a crime/supernatural combo instead of just immediately demons
This was my thought. There was a cool premise, but it wad made into a Conjuring movie instead of a more realistic movie.
you might wanna check the sleepy hollow series, it's a crime/supernatural show with demons but pure fantasy based and john noble plays a role too.
"I have chicken shit on my hands"... the obligatory statement by any film editor of a horror movie franchise past the 3rd movie.
Doesn't it seem a little weird how they're using a real life murderer and making this whole movie about how he was actually a good guy and was possessed by a demon? The first two movies were fine because no one died in those, but there was an actual victim here. Even if they changed his name, they didn't change any of the other names. This is a movie about how Arne Johnson was possessed by a demon so it wasn't his fault that he killed a guy. In real life it was his fault. I think they should've picked another Warren case to base this off of, or if they really wanted to do this case they could've done a 100% fictional version of it and make all the characters original. The movie they did do was already 99% fictional anyway.
I wonder if the people who made the Conjuring movies took a look at Ed Warren and thought, "Yo, let's make him hot."
lmao to be fair they do that for every real life person
This definitely wasn’t even half as scary as the others, but I still enjoyed it.
Same here. I liked it but it wasn't scary.
Agreed
@nikolai 1939 agreed. I reckon this one was better than the second one though. I thought the nun thing was so stupid.
@LIKE WOA U CAN'T CANCEL ME it didn't bore me though...😌 I enjoyed it... wasn't that scary but I loved the plot of witchcraft and stuffs...
There is successful franchise about real life frauds depicted as superheroes who fight demons. Entertainment industry is broken.
an industry of predatory nutjobs exploiting others for profit made a product about predatory nutjobs exploiting others for profit. this lines up very well, but yeah still broken.
@nikolai 1939 my bar for "evil" is pretty high, so i'll say "the worst of hollywood exemplifies evil, but an unfortunate number of people are 'forced' to work for them". damn close but not quite.
@nikolai 1939 Hollywood is "pure evil" in terms of art and they are corrupted. But aside for that, I don't believe in pure evil as a real thing. I don't believe in pure good either. When it comes to film, I think Disney is the most evil, including their properties like Marvel. But the worst evil when it comes to film and art is the audience.
the same industry that made a fun musical about a guy who abused animals and people starring Hugh Jackman
@@athenajaxon2397 wait what musical?-
These movies are just straight up some of the best Christian Propaganda films I’ve ever seen in my life.
I cant even Hold you Thats just facts 😬
Well there’s a lot more Christian propaganda today.
The demon was a plaid-shirted man?
Demons are Canadian?
Seems legit.
I don't know, they never say sorry.
Always has been
Especially after the graves discovered from the native boarding school.
Why was I so excited that Jarritos was your sponsor?
Facts I absolutely love Jarriros, they are super underrated
I was surprised as fuck
Because you're cool, would be my guess.
Amanda and jarritos?
As a Mexican living in Mexico I accept her as my Latina queen 😑🤙🏻
Reina Amanda
Larga vida a la Reina Amanda!!!!!
I love this 👑
Larga vida a la Reina Amanda 🛐
Jarritos should make a ginger soda in her honor. 🤭
Is Jarritos good?
Problems with this movie:
1) The occult stuff was never really explained, there was no motivation for why Isla did what she did.
2) The overly cheesy stuff with the Warrens, I mean it was there but honestly it was so cliché that it would tie in to like possession internal fight and remembering who you are moment.
3) They should have really made it clear on the lover, child and holy man. I guess Isla killed her Father for the holy man bit, but then the rules were that it had to be a murder suicide, which made no sense because if the whole curse thing worked, who was going to be the suicide for the holy man?
4) Ed going blind again in the climax. I mean he did it in The Conjuring 2, its been done.
5) Lorraine having that whole headache vision at the beginning when everything was going nuts.
6) The Priest getting hit over the head with the plate and getting knocked the hell out, that was by far one of the funniest moments.
"The Devil made me do it" is the equivalent to "My Dog ate my homework"
"The devil's doing part time shifts i guess"
Ayo. Maou is in this movie? God damn
He needed the extra cash, what with lucifer online shopping sprees and all
the jarritos sponsorship ?!?! amanda is a fucking legend
I didn't like it at all, and the recordings and pictures at the end just made it worse. I'm able to suspend belief that this is the real Ed and Lorraine Warren because their fictional versions are much more compelling usually and I adore their relationship. This movie just makes it possible to forget that IRL these two were scam artists and assholes.
Source of them being scam artists cause I doubt it
@@Kiddo_williams they were the one's behind The Amytiville fraud
I need to know how anyone could possibly think they're only "roommates." That bracelet scene was rife with... tension.
As a fan of Supernatural every time I see a horror movies about possession and demons I can’t help but think “Sam and Dean would have sorted this out in like 20 minutes”
Same. And I love that Amanda is using SPN as a basis of what should happen when a person is possessed.
This right here.
Today I learned that I pronounced "jarritos" like the whitest man on earth, and not one of my "friends" had ever corrected me 😡
Since I'm Filipino, I just pronounced Jarritos with an h in the beginning, like Harry and itos
@@iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992 now we gotta know how you pronounce Harry, because my mind's ear is hearing you say "hairy toes" and I'm cracking up 😄
@@rickc2102 I just pronounce Harry like heh- ree, or something like that.
And itos part, for Jarritos.
Because, in Tagalog (the Filipino language I grew up learning) J is pronounced like an H.
For example: Juan is pronounced as Hu-wan. Juana is pronounced as Hu-wa-na.
That "I think I hurt someone" would make a great meme, like a "no s*** Sherlock" sort of one.
My Mexican blood got excited when I heard "Jarritos"
"The devil is doing part time shifts" Oh I love that anime!
😄
But I need a prequel explaining how they went from hs sweethearts to demon hunters
i fell asleep midway through this and woke up to burst out laughing at the bloated corpse scene i have no words to describe how accurate the title is to me LMAOOOO plus the romance aspects were waaaay too cheesy for me 😭 😭
I fell asleep too. In the damn cinema. I woke up when they were in the final confrontation and went like ‘Oh. Okay’ rubbed my eyes and sat up again to just finish that thing.
As a practicing pagan, I can’t tell you how annoying it is too see spirituality, witchcraft, and satanism used interchangeably
exactly! it's like people don't even try smh 😔
as a satanist, same lol
To be honest, I would have found it more logical if the priest dad had fallen to temptation and was the culprit, but nooo they suddenly had to pull a daughter out of thin air and make her witch
I know right? It annoys me so much, this isn't what witchcraft is about (depending on the person anyway). Witchcraft is always portrayed as evil and Christianity good but its not black and white like that
Yeah...all my friends agree that ever since the nun the movies are no longer about being scary and has turned into demon hunters with physical battles rather than mental/spiritual battles... might as well give them swords and guns to fight the demons in the movies now....shotgun and pirate swords...
So basically Supernatural in film form?
I really enjoyed this movie and I got to go to the theater with my mother for the first time since covid started. We ate dinner after it was a great night
i'm just glad i wasn't the only one seeing Jessica and Katie and being like "👀👀👀👀 mhm. "friends"......" lmao
I really hope Mother Death herself, Caitlin Doughty, reviews Jessica's corpse because from Amanda's descriptions it can't possibly be correct.
Sponsored by jarritos: she’s invited to the carne asada
I witnessed a customer come out of this movie (I work as an usher) loudly stating;
"That was the SHITTEST MOVIE I have EVER seen"
And I could not help but laugh 🤣
it’s the “the judges said no” for me
When Amanda did the sponsor I laughed my head off. "Look, I'm working with a demonic possession movie here. Bear with me." It was priceless.
Honestly, I kinda loved it because it's so stupid. Like the first 5 minutes feels like the end of the first movie
The conjuring is "the fast and the furious" of horror movies
When Lorraine was holding that corpse hand and also when she crawls among the rats scene i was like : hell NO , she is braver than me lol , that was the most horror scenes for me .
If that was all it took to scare you.. You should try kids Halloween specials.. I mean really? Can you get more basic than that?
Did anyone else get annoyed when Loraine said with shock and horror, "The connection goes both ways!"
How else did she think a demon grabbed her earlier in the movie??
The literal only redeeming quality of this film was how cute the movie versions of Ed and Lorraine are. Like I could watch eighteen hours of them just being adorable. The rest of the film was just white noise that I tuned out because it honestly made me mad. Pretty sure Arne had some kind of psychiatric issue rather than demon possession but they make it seem like he’s completely innocent despite murdering someone (in front of an eye witness, mind you).
the devil made me destroy the theater screen out of inhuman boredom.
I literally whispered that they were room mates quote to my sister while watching the movie 😅
If you like demonic possession having awful physical consequences, the Exorcist tv show is really well executed
When the kid says "I'll Snap Your Heart Out", I see the kid from A Christmas Story saying I'll shoot my eye out
"The devil's doing part time shifts I guess"
Does Amanda watch anime? I need this to be a The Devil is a part-timer reference.
The mini rants throughout your videos are partially the reason why I manage my day to day life. They crack me up every, single, time! Thank you Amanda, so much.