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  • @an-dru3732
    @an-dru3732 4 года назад +23109

    Fun fact: The sun is screaming because it's on fire.

    • @sacr3
      @sacr3 4 года назад +395

      How do they hear it

    • @alfie5242
      @alfie5242 4 года назад +417

      sacr3 it’s SUPER loud

    • @sacr3
      @sacr3 4 года назад +527

      @@alfie5242 probably, but space isn't filled with air so how in the hell,shit,damn,doodle,flip,fuck,nip,ass,juice,Calabasas,chinschwing,nordintordo,fanjinuation, fallopian tube, apple cider, giggity, flake do they hear it?
      We will never know

    • @orange_orange1985
      @orange_orange1985 4 года назад +94

      sacr3 why did i try to pronounce that..

    • @becauseimapotato7599
      @becauseimapotato7599 4 года назад +54

      Fun fact: And it literally is fire (or not as it turns out...don't believe what you see online kids)

  • @porc1429
    @porc1429 4 года назад +25105

    I found with the cob planet disturbing because I imagine that if they stay there long enough they would be on a cob.

    • @Caolan114
      @Caolan114 4 года назад +2725

      This comment is on a cob

    • @calmgoodfire4662
      @calmgoodfire4662 4 года назад +741

      Caolan Robinson you’re on a cob

    • @Caolan114
      @Caolan114 4 года назад +453

      @@calmgoodfire4662 oh shit so are you!

    • @airianna7626
      @airianna7626 4 года назад +556

      That’s so scary

    • @knatspray
      @knatspray 4 года назад +1624

      I find it scary because if it went deep enough, they could’ve added how there were cells on the cob. And the air they breathed which is directly flowed into the bloodstream could also be on a cob. Have you ever seen the movie Annihilation? I imagine something like that.

  • @jasonwillows5239
    @jasonwillows5239 3 года назад +9136

    The cob planet is easily one of my favorite jokes in the series. It's just so stupid, it gets me every time.

    • @zaximusprime5535
      @zaximusprime5535 3 года назад +62

      Same

    • @RS_N5
      @RS_N5 2 года назад +1074

      It's corny AF

    • @gabs_salem
      @gabs_salem 2 года назад +124

      Much obliged! The screaming sun is way funnier

    • @tazzydevil6638
      @tazzydevil6638 2 года назад +117

      It just makes no sense but it’s just so funny

    • @ruspotter2037
      @ruspotter2037 2 года назад +14

      Jason on a cob

  • @TKTheGodBreaker
    @TKTheGodBreaker Год назад +1704

    Given the Mr. Frundels situation, Rick was right to freak out

  • @intifernandez3748
    @intifernandez3748 4 года назад +14777

    I like how summer sees some alien strawberries and immediately eats them.

    • @slewone4905
      @slewone4905 3 года назад +434

      I was thinking the strawberries are sentient, or it will turn Summer into strawberries.

    • @mifigor1935
      @mifigor1935 3 года назад +349

      Well she even took the alien drugs she randomly found

    • @gyrozeppeli4862
      @gyrozeppeli4862 3 года назад +182

      @@mifigor1935 I mean, she was huffing alien brake fluid, but yeah

    • @OzanSoylu
      @OzanSoylu 3 года назад +93

      It's called carpe diem. Look it up.

    • @louisbloom4088
      @louisbloom4088 3 года назад +45

      @@mifigor1935 anyone who enjoys psychedelic drugs would be happy to try an alien drug

  • @HungNguyen-lz5xb
    @HungNguyen-lz5xb 4 года назад +5919

    0:07 "Let's go down and check *her* out"
    Rick has always had a thing for planets.

    • @fap7607
      @fap7607 4 года назад +202

      Planets only

    • @eminkilicaslan8945
      @eminkilicaslan8945 4 года назад +119

      "LOOK AT THIS BABY!"

    • @santiagoossa2301
      @santiagoossa2301 3 года назад +43

      The guy faps to planet porn probably

    • @squalozio8642
      @squalozio8642 3 года назад +21

      Yes,because he's the husband of a planet

    • @armenmanukyan5095
      @armenmanukyan5095 3 года назад +10

      @@henrrypoop7570 no one gives a shit about you, you fucking failed abortion don't try to drag other people down to your level just because your dad didn't have the foresight to pull out

  • @danielz6177
    @danielz6177 3 года назад +1113

    I wonder how much sea life Rick killed when he crashed into tiny planet.

    • @Kyss007
      @Kyss007 3 года назад +12

      stop

    • @jacobileoo1941
      @jacobileoo1941 3 года назад +137

      considering the planet size and the size of the vehicle, that should have been equivalent to a world ending asteroid.
      causing massive tsunami's and earthquakes.

    • @flying_Night_slasher
      @flying_Night_slasher 3 года назад +26

      The amount of Life Rick killed is: Yes

    • @theanglo-lithuanian1768
      @theanglo-lithuanian1768 2 года назад +16

      Considering the size of the plant.... Like 5 fish.
      So he wiped out their species

    • @noro329
      @noro329 2 года назад +1

      @@theanglo-lithuanian1768
      Bruh

  • @FaLL0uTZ0mBie
    @FaLL0uTZ0mBie 2 года назад +233

    I love how Jerry was actually being optimistic with the first two planets despite what happened earlier

  • @WJen8
    @WJen8 4 года назад +13439

    "There's no Africa"
    "White people problems"
    Holy crap...

    • @fre_she
      @fre_she 4 года назад +58

      Gray Au lmao

    • @yubisakii2823
      @yubisakii2823 4 года назад +827

      Name dumbass there’s a lot of good natural resources in Africa, which white people strip from to make shit

    • @MeiskatVEVO
      @MeiskatVEVO 3 года назад +189

      Now now, lets not get political here.

    • @uzodinmankili9682
      @uzodinmankili9682 3 года назад +585

      @@SwordWieldingDuck yes Africans do know how to use it's resources, stop that white saviour mentality that you have... The oldest civilisation is in Africa, if you don't know

    • @stardestroyer8084
      @stardestroyer8084 3 года назад +82

      @@yubisakii2823 The Chinese aren't white.
      Whatever we'd get from Africa (and its really a meme that we're more than minimally active there) does not outweigh the cost of black people to white nations.

  • @andrewsutherland133
    @andrewsutherland133 4 года назад +13637

    Fun fact: That's the sun from the teletubies, he's all grown up now and has trauma being forced the watch the telitubies all those years

  • @Nstone53
    @Nstone53 Год назад +138

    After seeing Mr Frundles I can understand Ricks panic.

  • @JoeFanik
    @JoeFanik 2 года назад +63

    Everyone's wondering about Cob Planet, so let me give you perspective;
    EVERYTHING you do is on a cob. You go bowling on a cob, you watch movies on a cob, you get bit by spiders on a cob, etc. That's not even including people and buildings on a cob. I'd bail too if I was Rick.
    This is literally the creator's reason for Rick's fear of cob planet. Everyone and everything you do is on a cob.

    • @gandalf8216
      @gandalf8216 2 года назад +4

      Hi, I would like to order some cob on a people on a cob please

    • @thepanthion
      @thepanthion 2 года назад +3

      @@gandalf8216 Make it corn on the side. Ooh ooh, and corn on a shoe!

    • @crimson5pider
      @crimson5pider 4 месяца назад

      But can you have corn on a cob on a cob?

  • @AK_-xn1fm
    @AK_-xn1fm 5 лет назад +5035

    If you think about it the first planet Rick caused a tsunami.

    • @noahspinelli1240
      @noahspinelli1240 4 года назад +376

      If we imangine the planet to be the size of earth, Rick would have caused a mass extinction far greater than the dinosaurs.

    • @mr.sandman3619
      @mr.sandman3619 3 года назад +43

      nah Rick probably already caused a lot of bad things in many other planets tsunamis included

    • @thebathroom6327
      @thebathroom6327 3 года назад +14

      @@noahspinelli1240 but we don't really see that much damage, so probably just a tsunami

    • @MGrey-qb5xz
      @MGrey-qb5xz 3 года назад +16

      @@thebathroom6327 yeah kinda weird like no water entered the land

    • @hajitwilight7455
      @hajitwilight7455 3 года назад +6

      They stayed there tho

  • @bboythekidstudios
    @bboythekidstudios 8 лет назад +15663

    No Man's Sky in a nutshell.

    • @paloauo
      @paloauo 7 лет назад +687

      No Man's Sky in a cob

    • @Eroil
      @Eroil 7 лет назад +231

      If NMS had planets this diverse it'll probably get many more sales, and pepole probably won't even complain about the fact they lied about the multyplayer thing.

    • @mirvannascythes1764
      @mirvannascythes1764 7 лет назад +145

      Steady now. If they had cob planets and regular planets, No Man's Sky would have... two planet types!

    • @Eroil
      @Eroil 7 лет назад +78

      Mirvanna Scythes Slow down....! I think that's way too much variety for one game!

    • @user-jb1zg8xj5x
      @user-jb1zg8xj5x 7 лет назад +57

      +Sagitarius04 is so simple as if they stayed there, they will mutates into cob versions of themselves due to the cob-like form of the planet's atomic structure.

  • @AwesomeAutismHC
    @AwesomeAutismHC 3 года назад +287

    I actually really like that Rick calls Beth sweetie. He may not be a good dad, but he’s still A dad. Her dad.

    • @jesse_cole
      @jesse_cole 8 месяцев назад +4

      He's not her dad.

    • @lntimacy.
      @lntimacy. 8 месяцев назад +4

      His og Beth is ded motha fucka.

  • @circlemaniac
    @circlemaniac 3 года назад +63

    0:08 and Rick just caused a tsunami for half the planet

  • @screencrash7118
    @screencrash7118 4 года назад +10106

    I love how panicked he is at the cob planet

    • @jasonvoorhees2767
      @jasonvoorhees2767 3 года назад +1691

      Cos if you stay there long enough, you become a cob

    • @J-Wall
      @J-Wall 3 года назад +1222

      It's really corny there

    • @Dashiexp808
      @Dashiexp808 3 года назад +464

      I would have panicked too honestly.

    • @isabelguerreiro9910
      @isabelguerreiro9910 3 года назад +67

      @@J-Wall just like this comment

    • @ticians4676
      @ticians4676 3 года назад +82

      I love how panicked he is at the cob planet

  • @Phoca_Vitulina
    @Phoca_Vitulina 8 лет назад +3797

    "Get in the ship, SWEETIE!" - love it when Rick calls his daughter sweetie!

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 7 лет назад +285

      Immediately followed by "GET ON THE GODDAMN SHIP!!"

    • @StarForce99
      @StarForce99 7 лет назад +99

      THE WHOLE PLANET IS MADE OUT OF COB!!!

    • @shailys.k.y4090
      @shailys.k.y4090 7 лет назад +64

      Abaratarat omg! me too! XD it's so nice of him to actually care about someone, other than himself....it's actually very rare, so it makes a lot of people happy

    • @floreaandrei1733
      @floreaandrei1733 7 лет назад +3

      MagicAnime Wings so thats why he keeps pointing the gun at her and he cant shoot pencil-vester in the episode with the parasites because he cares more about summer not a pencil great because if he would care about his daughter he would'nt aim the gun at her own daughter he would'nt aim the gun at her and he would'nt make her daughter divorce

    • @shailys.k.y4090
      @shailys.k.y4090 7 лет назад +30

      Florea Andrei actually he never made his daughter get divorced, that was all Jerry's fault for trying to make her choose....and he pointed a gun at summer because he wasn't sure if she was a parasite. ..and he liked that pencil, so cut him some slack 😂😂...he still cares about beth because she is the only think that's left of his wife/girlfriend...she's his daughter

  • @sctkarter1111
    @sctkarter1111 Год назад +52

    I wish I could watch this episode for the first time again. The sun screaming had me in tears the first time. So damn random and stupid 😂😂

  • @justsomechapinatophat5517
    @justsomechapinatophat5517 3 года назад +196

    Everyone is sleeping on the planet that was very small. We just gonna forget how durable it must of been since Rick rammed into it at full speed XD

    • @craig4451
      @craig4451 3 года назад +4

      Well that was the one they decided to live on

    • @athomenotavailable
      @athomenotavailable 2 года назад +10

      High density else it wouldn't be able to provide 1G gravity, thus more durable too

    • @thepanthion
      @thepanthion 2 года назад +10

      Definitely wasn't full speed. More like cruise speed.

    • @Hana1LuLu
      @Hana1LuLu 2 года назад +3

      I'm surprised they didn't give it a huge shockwave and had it destroyed

    • @spade9164
      @spade9164 Месяц назад +1

      I wonder how actual civilizations that's living on that earth variant felt the rumble of Rick's vehicle. What animals did he just killed

  • @Mzwambedu
    @Mzwambedu 7 лет назад +5933

    that screaming sun resembles my mornings

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 6 лет назад +26

      wet
      i mean
      wat

    • @patrik9328
      @patrik9328 6 лет назад +16

      MrBigT Do you scream like a maniac every morning?

    • @randomcatmeow1394
      @randomcatmeow1394 6 лет назад +9

      Patrik Sjöberg my head does

    • @Backyardmech1
      @Backyardmech1 6 лет назад +5

      The sun doesn’t bother me. That sun represents my iPhone at the time determined for me to get my ass out of bed. It’s a wonder I haven’t pulled the drawer open and mag dumped a .45 into it a few times.

    • @greatgoblin3065
      @greatgoblin3065 6 лет назад

      I'd either get used to it or wear headphones with radio to talk to people. You'd think Rick would've thought of that.

  • @MellDotxo
    @MellDotxo 7 лет назад +1853

    I think it's the cutest thing when Rick calls his daughter sweetie

  • @DiegoShinoda
    @DiegoShinoda 3 года назад +91

    The corn on the cob joke is by far the most confusing joke for everyone so far lol

  • @Pppboghani
    @Pppboghani Год назад +92

    It’s finally confirmed. They left because they would have turned into cobs too. Rick had the same reaction when Mr frundles was set lose on the world in the new season

    • @alexialavenger7980
      @alexialavenger7980 Год назад +3

      why did they take this episode down?

    • @zodiark2456
      @zodiark2456 Год назад +3

      @@alexialavenger7980 they didnt take it down

    • @corydavis4121
      @corydavis4121 Год назад +3

      That literally confirms nothing.

    • @dinodare1605
      @dinodare1605 Год назад +1

      That's not necessarily what that means.

    • @MrChef-uu2ff
      @MrChef-uu2ff 6 месяцев назад +1

      Where it was confirmed? In interview?

  • @sm1th3r33ns
    @sm1th3r33ns 4 года назад +5996

    That cob planet is the creepiest thing I saw in Rick in Morty... can't explain why, it just feels so disturbing. So I understand Rick's reaction

  • @attackchoper97
    @attackchoper97 4 года назад +3064

    Fun fact: If sound traveled through space the sun would make an audible roar that would be not unlike although probably louder than the screaming sun.

    • @GreaterGrievobeast55
      @GreaterGrievobeast55 4 года назад +141

      Its called starscream for a reason.

    • @ilhandaanish2381
      @ilhandaanish2381 4 года назад +36

      Wait then how tf could they hear the sun then

    • @wes89
      @wes89 4 года назад +28

      It wouldnt be very loud.
      The surface area of the earth combined with distance results in very little sound making it to the earth.

    • @attackchoper97
      @attackchoper97 4 года назад +46

      Wesley Wilson Actually the sun would be approximately 100 dB

    • @thatfunkyduck
      @thatfunkyduck 3 года назад +9

      AttackChoper97 I like eggs.

  • @HaroldoPinheiro-OK
    @HaroldoPinheiro-OK Год назад +14

    What if there was a Mr. Frundles... ON A COB!!! 😱😱😱😱😂

  • @aidandillon5537
    @aidandillon5537 3 года назад +51

    I love how they landed on a foreign planet and Summer’s first reaction is to take a bite out of a foreign corn/strawberry hybrid

  • @lalakuma9
    @lalakuma9 8 лет назад +4271

    Honestly I was genuinely freaked out about the cob planet, and the fact that Summer had already taken a bite out of the strawberries on a cob. I mean because the atoms are also on a cob. How are you supposed to consume anything made of atoms on a cob without any consequences?

    • @dphmachine6276
      @dphmachine6276 8 лет назад +97

      she'll be good, she only took a bite

    • @nickolasrollo5033
      @nickolasrollo5033 7 лет назад +241

      she took like five bites

    • @MrToddino
      @MrToddino 7 лет назад +645

      With any luck her immune system will consider the cob cells and proteins a kind of cancerous cell and destroy them accordingly.

    • @NGCDragoonFighter
      @NGCDragoonFighter 7 лет назад +578

      My guess is that prolonged exposure over time will turn you into a person on the cob, after all we are constantly losing atoms and gaining atoms. So presumably living on this planet will slowly turn you into an on the cob person.

    • @baloog8
      @baloog8 7 лет назад +176

      Theres no way to scientifically answer this at all. It is a totally willy wonka dimension of nonsense.

  • @soldyrkare5790
    @soldyrkare5790 4 года назад +3271

    Rick to Beth: "get on the ship sweetie!"
    Rick to Morty and Summer: "GET ON THE GODDAMN SHIP!"
    😂

  • @danielray1484
    @danielray1484 3 года назад +16

    1:30 so that's the telitubbies home planet

  • @duddyfacial3827
    @duddyfacial3827 Год назад +134

    I always found it funny how Rick could’ve easily made the sun stop screaming but was too lazy to

    • @jaydensweeney3435
      @jaydensweeney3435 Год назад +3

      How would he do that???

    • @nyotamwuaji6484
      @nyotamwuaji6484 Год назад +27

      ​@@jaydensweeney3435 Rick uh...finds a way

    • @youngmaster7405
      @youngmaster7405 11 месяцев назад

      I understood that reference@@nyotamwuaji6484

    • @BenE8844
      @BenE8844 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@nyotamwuaji6484 Is that a reference to “Life uh…finds a way”?

    • @breaking836
      @breaking836 8 месяцев назад

      i think rick has stated in the past that he can make a black hole into a sun or the other way around, also the sun had a mouth and eyeballs so he might be able to just kill it@@jaydensweeney3435

  • @ShapelessFetus
    @ShapelessFetus 7 лет назад +4085

    They don't explain what exactly is wrong with the Cob planet, and that's the joke.

    • @greggory3418
      @greggory3418 7 лет назад +2149

      No, since every atom in your body is eventually replaced, your atoms would turn into cobs from the things you ingest. Then your DNA, then your cells, then you yourself.

    • @caydendarnall9223
      @caydendarnall9223 7 лет назад +426

      Thomas Johnson ... would be on a cob...

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 7 лет назад +363

      I think it's that eventually a planet-on-the-cob eater will show up.

    • @gyrosphere376
      @gyrosphere376 7 лет назад +97

      Bear Experiment your body couldn't handle the cobs

    • @floreaandrei1733
      @floreaandrei1733 7 лет назад +21

      NinjaJab dem cobs dough

  • @TinyTreeNinja
    @TinyTreeNinja 8 лет назад +9235

    Rick - Would you even know this wasn't earth?
    Morty - Yes, because there's no Africa
    Rick - Pftt, White people problems Morty
    I laugh every time ...

    • @Beenhaar030
      @Beenhaar030 8 лет назад +409

      So that's what they said. I'm deaf, so I'm glad that you replied this under the video I just watched.

    • @jeremynewcombe3422
      @jeremynewcombe3422 8 лет назад +168

      +Beenhaar030 No problem man, just use subtitles next time. Or do I need to spell it out for you? (I do, you're deaf)

    • @SuperKonjac
      @SuperKonjac 8 лет назад +123

      Sarcasm slipped right passed ya didn't it

    • @jamiecal11
      @jamiecal11 8 лет назад +82

      +Jeremy Newcombe that deaf man was definitely scouring RUclips for this very specific Rick & Morty clip even though he lacks the comprehension to understand it, and was likely stewing in his filth waiting for someone to spell it out for him. Yep.

    • @draymanonj
      @draymanonj 7 лет назад +12

      You sound mad.

  • @definitelyadragon1644
    @definitelyadragon1644 Год назад +427

    People in the comments say that Rick and his family got off the corn planet as they would turn into corn themselves but I think the real reason why they got off the planet is because grain dust which is produced from corn is explosive. Therefore if a single spark were to land on the surface of the planet, there's a chance it would create an explosive chain reaction and possibly blow up the entire planet considering there is grain dust everywhere.

    • @Zeralium
      @Zeralium Год назад +80

      I think it's more so one of those weird things Rick has fears of like pirates, or it's like the gag with the talking cat where they just don't reveal what the issue is.

    • @googlesucks6029
      @googlesucks6029 Год назад +45

      Or you know the writers thought it would be funny that Rick would reject a perfectly good planet because he has an issue with cobs for no good reason.
      I get it watching Rick and Morty makes you feel smart.

    • @romeosamudera5772
      @romeosamudera5772 Год назад +13

      Its just corny!

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine Год назад +7

      Wouldn't the rocket engine on the ship have set that off? Also couldn't there be any kind of brushfire if it gets dry enough around the equator? Or any kind of errant little meteor coming in?

    • @frankyanish4833
      @frankyanish4833 Год назад +6

      The real issue is that the cobbed atoms wouldn’t be compatible with regular atomic biology, so they would all die of horrific molecular breakdowns if they ever successfully incorporated any of the local biomass.
      Also, there is the secondary issue of the proximate cause of the cobbification. Is it science? Magic? Constant? Transient? A one off event? Will it eventually come for them and put them on a cob, forcing the family to be in constant contact for the rest of show?

  • @mitrashailendra3817
    @mitrashailendra3817 3 года назад +41

    Y'know, he could've just made earplugs that specifically block out the screaming sun.

    • @alericjohansen6775
      @alericjohansen6775 3 года назад

      *whispers* Shhhh, he'll hear you

    • @wicked.a950
      @wicked.a950 3 года назад +3

      Or live underground or smth... Or a barrier that filters sound and light...

    • @poopastinker5047
      @poopastinker5047 3 года назад +1

      Or just travel to the other side of the planet

    • @wicked.a950
      @wicked.a950 3 года назад +1

      @@poopastinker5047 don't think that would work

    • @poopastinker5047
      @poopastinker5047 3 года назад +1

      @@wicked.a950 Why not? Before the sun rised everything was fine

  • @Robomatix
    @Robomatix 7 лет назад +897

    "Would you know even that wasn't Earth?"
    "Yea, because theres no Africa"
    "Pshhh, white people problems, morty"
    LOL

    • @youtubercommenter9874
      @youtubercommenter9874 4 года назад +17

      LordGroyper Except that wouldn’t make sense because black people wouldn’t need any from white people to subject to their own personal gains.....lol

    • @epicadus8722
      @epicadus8722 4 года назад +18

      Without white people, black people won't starve to death. Do you know why ? Because the FMI and the World Bank forced them to take BS economic measures that destroy the agriculture industry.

    • @greenthunder1944
      @greenthunder1944 4 года назад +46

      LordGroyper not only is that wrong it’s ignorant, if there was no slavery there might not be 3rd world countries today. Slavery set back black people decades to even a century . Plus without white people black peoples would just about be around 2000 . Without each other they can’t be at today’s rate. Don’t even say one would starve because you like to feel good about yourself. Africa wouldn’t starve they would spread throughout the Earth. Do you honestly think if food ran out, they would stay in the same place? They both need each other. You dumb, racist piece of shit.

    • @americantoastman7296
      @americantoastman7296 4 года назад +15

      @@greenthunder1944 hes just a racist, dont mind him.

    • @markmaynard747
      @markmaynard747 4 года назад +4

      @@saltinfinitum4066 Not going to touch the rest of your and LordGroyer's argument, but this aspect is complete garbage. The vast majority of the black slave trade were local leaders selling rival captives and undesirables to other groups for profit. Whites just started buying from them once European Empires started trading and expanding into Africa. Colonial powers were largely unsuccessful in Africa. Lots of factors were involved, but it mostly came down the large population of the natives and disease being far less an issue than in the Americas'. The few places this wasn't true were far more successful than the rest of Africa before native control resumed. Africa is a poor environment for building a nation much less a superpower thanks to its geography. It's relative isolation within Africa proper and to the outside world basically. Isolation basically dooms a culture from progress.

  • @moon-catyt4840
    @moon-catyt4840 5 лет назад +1836

    Couldnt Rick have shrunken everyone down? He did it once before with Morty...

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 4 года назад +209

      Yeah, but he only did it for a little while. Might not be healthy to do long term.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 4 года назад +191

      Or enlarge the planet. In fairness though, he may not have the necessary equipment at the moment.

    • @propelledclips7694
      @propelledclips7694 4 года назад +36

      TheBlues32 it would probably be easier to make a planet

    • @splaychunk1495
      @splaychunk1495 4 года назад +23

      Yes but that bump probably destroyed all life on the tiny planet

    • @propelledclips7694
      @propelledclips7694 4 года назад +3

      Splay Chunk1 they ended up living on tiny planet

  • @cyberwolfy37
    @cyberwolfy37 Год назад +9

    I'm coming here from the Mr. Frundel episode and this is way more terrifying now.

  • @LivingGuy484
    @LivingGuy484 3 года назад +64

    Not going to lie, the cob planet still scares the crap out of me for some reason

    • @Insertsmth
      @Insertsmth 2 года назад +3

      Here some fuel to that fear:
      The moment rick saw the corn atom, he was panicking due to him realizing that if they stayed there, their atomic structure will gradually change over time as it will replace our original atoms with corn atoms.
      *Every living being on this planet earth undergoes "rejuvenation mode" (replacing atoms over time). Humans included.
      TL:DR : The more time they spend there, they will mutate into FLESH COBS. Everyone will stick to one another, melding minds, as they lose their sanity on that planet.
      Perfect example of this is the "flesh zombies in:
      "SCP-01:When day breaks."
      Don't look it up. It's for your own good.

    • @kid_toucher
      @kid_toucher 2 года назад +2

      @@Insertsmth scp 610

  • @jadwigaludwig6499
    @jadwigaludwig6499 8 лет назад +532

    THE WHOLE PLANET IS A COB!

    • @henooz
      @henooz 7 лет назад +10

      Thats what he just said, why did you comment it?

    • @user-hv7ro1cs9i
      @user-hv7ro1cs9i 7 лет назад +18

      BECAUSE HIS COMMENT IS ON A COB!

    • @mudz7838
      @mudz7838 6 лет назад +2

      私 that was clever

    • @pidgo4867
      @pidgo4867 6 лет назад +1

      Cob on a cob

    • @turb0flat437
      @turb0flat437 6 лет назад +2

      私 Corny comment

  • @phrophannus
    @phrophannus 5 лет назад +269

    0:09 That bump must have killed millions.

    • @the6ix665
      @the6ix665 5 лет назад +4

      Of fish...

    • @phrophannus
      @phrophannus 5 лет назад +15

      @@the6ix665 Must have made a tsunami too.

    • @qaday123
      @qaday123 4 года назад +5

      Nerdialismo404 So that’s why there were so few pigs...

    • @menciqontino3685
      @menciqontino3685 3 года назад +1

      Of fish

  • @ghosty-toasty5478
    @ghosty-toasty5478 3 года назад +17

    1:14 Morty just had to say it...

  • @lazarus9165
    @lazarus9165 3 года назад +8

    When Rick Sanchez panics, you don't ask questions, you just run!

  • @dlobelow760
    @dlobelow760 7 лет назад +48

    "EVERYTHING'S ON A COB! THE WHOLE PLANET IS ON A COB!!!"
    Kills me every time

  • @diamondwarrior2003
    @diamondwarrior2003 8 лет назад +462

    Dear no man's sky developers, please tell me your generation system, despite all probability gave us cob world.

    • @creditsunknown7974
      @creditsunknown7974 5 лет назад +7

      Diamond Warrior this is the thing that will make it great

  • @modest_mind2526
    @modest_mind2526 3 года назад +17

    Dan Harmon being the voice of the sun is one of my favorite thousand cameos he's done on the show. I feel like he does voices to speed up production which is awesome but I recognize his voice on every time he does one.

  • @Alizudo
    @Alizudo 3 года назад +29

    I think people are overlooking the fact that Rick called his daughter "sweetie" even though she's like.. 30. Something I just found pretty wholesome

    • @debrachambers1304
      @debrachambers1304 6 месяцев назад +1

      Currently, I see a lot of comments about it.

  • @NICKARRIOLA16
    @NICKARRIOLA16 5 лет назад +683

    Everything´s on a cob, The whole planet´s on a cob, THIS VIDEO IS ON A COB!!!!!

    • @jaylawson6264
      @jaylawson6264 5 лет назад +16

      You're on a cob

    • @RelaxAndTroll
      @RelaxAndTroll 4 года назад +2

      @Scribbli Chheery youre gay

    • @saulesalejos4483
      @saulesalejos4483 4 года назад +8

      @@RelaxAndTroll on a cob

    • @nichsa8984
      @nichsa8984 4 года назад +1

      @@jaylawson6264 maybe forget using shrink

    • @becauseimapotato7599
      @becauseimapotato7599 4 года назад +4

      @@RelaxAndTroll And here you may observe a couple of 9 year olds, in there natural habitat, the youtube comments

  • @Marconius6
    @Marconius6 4 года назад +402

    Let's be honest...
    Rick could have killed the Sun.

    • @foxxvader1266
      @foxxvader1266 3 года назад +8

      @@wbwbc89 he can make a new one

    • @KaziKami
      @KaziKami 3 года назад +35

      @@foxxvader1266 but for the sake of the plot he didnt do that

    • @foxxvader1266
      @foxxvader1266 3 года назад +1

      @@KaziKami true

    • @ferhi9645
      @ferhi9645 3 года назад

      Hank J. Wimbleton

    • @harryhealey4298
      @harryhealey4298 3 года назад +12

      Or the family could’ve kept traveled where it’s night and not dealt with the screaming sun

  • @cancerconnoisseur
    @cancerconnoisseur Год назад +7

    Cobb world feels like a similar thing as Mr. Frundles

  • @mareksmid6906
    @mareksmid6906 3 года назад +18

    0:03 i still dont understand how he knew there is no africa when they are looking at north and south america

    • @mareksmid6906
      @mareksmid6906 3 года назад +4

      @Indio Picaro im sorry like i dont want this to sound agressive or something but this doesnt make sense like rick and morty are just like 3 feet max away from rick and i dont think that point of view from space to planet would be that diffirent and also even if it somehow was its literally the part of globe where africa is on the other side its literally north and south america and part of asia so there is no way u could see africa from this angle

  • @TrenchCoatDingo
    @TrenchCoatDingo 7 лет назад +3685

    whats so bad about the the corn of the cob planet?

    • @adultswimuk
      @adultswimuk  7 лет назад +5464

      IT'S ON A COB

    • @Gojdojber
      @Gojdojber 7 лет назад +989

      Actually, I think it's because the Earth's are all very close, and they all have mass, meaning they have gravitational force, and they would eventually break off of the cob and smash into each other, causing a large explosion.

    • @bundo2230
      @bundo2230 7 лет назад +1428

      I'm thinking since the cobbiness goes down to a molecular level there may be negative affects because our bodies will in all likelihood reject the nutrition from the cob molecules.

    • @vingate5127
      @vingate5127 7 лет назад +182

      Potato, it's spelled Earths without an apostrophe. You see, when you go to third grade you learn COMMON GRAMMAR FOR GOD'S SAKE.

    • @rafa2002008
      @rafa2002008 7 лет назад +330

      NintendoKid here comes the kid

  • @starfishhugger6232
    @starfishhugger6232 4 года назад +67

    0:37 I like to imagine Rick is thinking "this seems....horrifyingly familiar for some reason."

    • @FLMKane
      @FLMKane Год назад +6

      What if it's something similar to Mr Frundles?

  • @BWW2015
    @BWW2015 Год назад +3

    A platypus on a cob?
    *A PERRY THE PLATYPUS ON A COB?!*

  • @darkstock5103
    @darkstock5103 3 года назад +13

    0:23
    That’s what she said

  • @isreel8092
    @isreel8092 4 года назад +33

    How people hear my alarm clock : *beep beep beep *
    How I hear it : 1:18

    • @johnsonng7870
      @johnsonng7870 3 года назад +1

      That alarm clock mustve lived here for 42 hours

  • @smokestack534
    @smokestack534 5 лет назад +569

    the days on the last planet are 42 hours but the sun is moving that fast?

    • @beatsbyelvis6890
      @beatsbyelvis6890 5 лет назад +7

      mattislife good point

    • @PopeLando
      @PopeLando 4 года назад +51

      It's much bigger than Earth, so to get its larger circumference round 360 degrees in "only" 42 hours the surface of the planet moves faster, making the sun appear to be moving across the sky so fast.

    • @user-lm1gl5dg5y
      @user-lm1gl5dg5y 4 года назад +16

      @@PopeLando lol, did you realize what you said?

    • @leow637
      @leow637 4 года назад +27

      @@PopeLando nice try, but regardless of size the degrees are a constant, it ALWAYS has to go 360, so a 24h day HAS to cover 360 degrees in 24h, which is 15 degrees an hour.
      A 42h day HAS to cover 8.6 degrees an hour, regardless of size. It may LOOK faster if the planet is bigger, but the degrees covered is the same.
      In this clip we see roughly 20 degrees covered in about 10 seconds of screen time. This is 120 degrees a minute, translating to a full day lasting 3 minutes on this planet.

    • @toxicavocado4882
      @toxicavocado4882 4 года назад +4

      Leo W Could also be rotation. If the orbit and rotation match up just right, the sun would get across the sky, then back track.

  • @krisbd6262
    @krisbd6262 3 года назад +9

    Imagine you’re sleeping, then hear someone screaming outside. You open the curtains to see a screaming sun nonstop.

  • @edneddy2
    @edneddy2 Год назад +6

    After episode 6x1, the freakout at the cob planet makes sense

    • @glamrockbonnie5983
      @glamrockbonnie5983 Год назад

      How ?

    • @SausageFingers56
      @SausageFingers56 11 месяцев назад

      ​@glamrockbonnie5983 you see, the atoms are also on a cob so those atoms will eventually replace the ones you have inside your body making you turn into a person on a cob

    • @glamrockbonnie5983
      @glamrockbonnie5983 11 месяцев назад

      @@SausageFingers56 that's horrible thank you for explaining Mr incredible

  • @dabriagonzaga3345
    @dabriagonzaga3345 5 лет назад +11

    0:46 new insects!

  • @ilkr5600
    @ilkr5600 4 года назад +25

    0:57 that's some corny shit

  • @PhoeniksStorm
    @PhoeniksStorm 2 года назад +13

    Imagine the damage Rick just caused running into the planet like that. Imagine if that was earth and something landed in the ocean that was the same size as ricks spaceship was comparatively

    • @iami3rian394
      @iami3rian394 Год назад +1

      Inertia is a thing. He didn't hit it hard, and again, the ship _WASN'T_ comparatively large.
      Woulda knocked it out of orbit, but you're trying to imply apocalypse, and that's just not how inertia works.

    • @abigails4088
      @abigails4088 Год назад

      @@iami3rian394 comparatively sized, to scale...the ripples from the ship would be the size of small towers, and would have hit the entire western seaboard, even theAsian pacific coast would have seen modest property damage equivalent to a low level tsunami
      it would be a cataclysmic event, but you're right it woudln't be a global apocalypse

  • @Ginjahvibezzsgv
    @Ginjahvibezzsgv Год назад +4

    Hi I'm Mr frundles type of vibe lol

  • @lorenzomanzoni1478
    @lorenzomanzoni1478 4 года назад +32

    "flowers on a cob" it's literally how cobs start lol

  • @jarhead565
    @jarhead565 5 лет назад +8

    0:40 First thing the kids do on a completely foreign planet; eat something off of an unknown plant.

  • @endarus6053
    @endarus6053 2 года назад +5

    I like how rick doesnt explain why “THE WHOLE PLANETS ON A COB” is a bad thing, because it just is.

  • @wanderingdude5730
    @wanderingdude5730 Год назад +3

    Rick panicking on cob planet makes more sense after Mr. Frundles.

  • @DaddySatoruGojo
    @DaddySatoruGojo 5 лет назад +55

    Bruh I dont know why but when rick says everything's on a cob, I die laughing.

  • @MDCforever1
    @MDCforever1 7 лет назад +27

    So i have three theories for cob planet: 1) Eventually they'd be on a cob because their cells would be replace by cob atoms 2) they'd starve to death because their non cob enzymes cant digest cob molecules 3) newly generated cob cells would be treated as foreigne cells and killed, causing physical flu symptoms and eventually death (due to starvation once again)

    • @MDCforever1
      @MDCforever1 7 лет назад +2

      Rick's reaction is still pricelss af tho 😂😂😂

    • @benmaghsoodi2067
      @benmaghsoodi2067 7 лет назад

      MoDacCi none of these explains Rick's frantic reaction.

    • @MDCforever1
      @MDCforever1 7 лет назад +2

      Ben Maghsoodi i'm pretty sure i'd wanna get tf off that planet asap if i knew there was a chance i'd be on a cob or that my body would be in immunological combat with every single atom on the planet XD

    • @benmaghsoodi2067
      @benmaghsoodi2067 7 лет назад +1

      MoDacCi Yeah but it will take a while for your molecules to get replaced by new ones. It won't happen instantly. Why such a rush as if they're in immediate danger.

    • @vlogscience
      @vlogscience 7 лет назад +2

      There is a much more serious problem: the AIR is on a cob. After several minutes they'd suffocate as their bodies could not process the oxygen properly..

  • @Bendetoma
    @Bendetoma Год назад +6

    I always found it hard to imagine Rick wouldn't be able to come up with something to deal with the screaming lol

  • @alexstidham4612
    @alexstidham4612 Год назад +4

    If you put Mr Frundles on the corn planet, would everything get turned into Mr Frundles or Mr Frundles become corn?

  • @StarlucarioStar1
    @StarlucarioStar1 7 лет назад +342

    the thing about living on the screaming Sun planet you would learn to tune that out after probably a few days of living there you just have to suffer for the first one or two. and hey at least the nights are quiet I mean there wasn't a screaming moon!

    • @runnycheese_9531
      @runnycheese_9531 6 лет назад +40

      StarlucarioStar1
      °What if the moon can scream and the way the sun and moon speak is in screaming and they are having an argument?

    • @newyorkpotioncastle
      @newyorkpotioncastle 5 лет назад +5

      That's because the sun is burning it that one can probably feel it. Or if sun's had faces, it they would probably be screaming faces.

    • @l.o.v.aempire9763
      @l.o.v.aempire9763 5 лет назад +12

      on the bright side (no pun intended) that sun would be great for an alarm clock

    • @Deleted1
      @Deleted1 4 года назад +9

      You wouldn't be able to hear it period. No way for sound to travel through space

    • @Spicystachegamer
      @Spicystachegamer 4 года назад +4

      Couldn't rick just make ear plugs or something to tune it outb

  • @barnie07
    @barnie07 5 лет назад +19

    “Hey look you guys the suns rising!”
    Sun : *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

  • @Sebastianator01
    @Sebastianator01 2 года назад +1

    No one even realizes it but Rick crashing into the planet’s surface of water sent *GIGANTIC TSUNAMI SIZED WAVES* on those coasts

  • @Shanethefilmmaker
    @Shanethefilmmaker 3 года назад +11

    After reading Uzumaki, I no longer question Rick's fear. I can imagine him being fast friends with Shuichi.
    *Rick:* You think spirals are bad? Kid I almost got stuck with a planet where everything was on a cob.

  • @avex6172
    @avex6172 4 года назад +150

    Wait wait wait, so no one is confused about the "watch now on spotify"?

  • @Hydrizz
    @Hydrizz 8 лет назад +353

    Best show ever, but where's season 3??!!

    • @jadwigaludwig6499
      @jadwigaludwig6499 8 лет назад +11

      WAIT LIKE, A YEAR AND A HALF!

    • @CartoonWarStudios
      @CartoonWarStudios 8 лет назад +1

      Autumn/Winter 2016!!

    • @LEVCO11
      @LEVCO11 8 лет назад +3

      Its coming out on july 26th woo hoo

    • @CartoonWarStudios
      @CartoonWarStudios 8 лет назад +1

      It was July 26th last year, they haven't announced the season 3 premiere date yet

    • @CartoonWarStudios
      @CartoonWarStudios 8 лет назад +1

      +LEVCO reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/comments/4r2yod/psa_ignore_all_shitposts_that_say_rick_and_morty/

  • @thelightningwave
    @thelightningwave Месяц назад +2

    Honestly Rick could have made a device that would have made a shield around the planet that would have deafen the screaming and blurred the face. Wouldn't even be any of his craziest inventions.

  • @dudebfg0123
    @dudebfg0123 9 месяцев назад +4

    I feel like Rick could easily create some noise cancelling device for the screaming sun

  • @denisethasder8193
    @denisethasder8193 7 лет назад +26

    Industrial-grade earmuffs would be a solution for planet 3

  • @hexaswift1862
    @hexaswift1862 5 лет назад +165

    They could’ve just asked Rick to build ear plugs or something and just stuck to sign language

    • @KingBarney
      @KingBarney 5 лет назад +23

      Bruh, that's way too big of a hassle, would you learn sign language and wear earplugs forever over living on a small planet?

    • @zortesh
      @zortesh 5 лет назад +4

      @@KingBarney yeah why not? tiny planet is well tiny and I wear a headset 90% of the time I'm awake anyways.... jus text all ur convos to each other or sumthing... or don't talk who likes talking to their family anyways

    • @animefan2454
      @animefan2454 5 лет назад +2

      But 42 hours of Sunrise that would kind suck

    • @That_mf_Guy
      @That_mf_Guy 4 года назад +3

      The sun will be up for 2 whole days bruh

    • @dawid5127
      @dawid5127 4 года назад +5

      @@KingBarney knowing rick, he could bulid headphones that mute the sun

  • @MrSmokinGanja
    @MrSmokinGanja Год назад +6

    Now that I've seen Mr. Frundles I know why Rick was so scared of the cobb planet.

  • @BenE8844
    @BenE8844 9 месяцев назад +2

    The way Rick says Morty is my fav part of the show’s numerous episodes.

  • @popalupa4844
    @popalupa4844 7 лет назад +34

    Based on how fast the screaming sun is traveling, and assuming the planet is as large as Earth. I estimate that days on that planet would be more like one hour, maybe less.

    • @THELASTMASTA
      @THELASTMASTA 7 лет назад +2

      A German U-Boat Would that be more or less annoying than 48 hour days/nights?

    • @Exist64
      @Exist64 7 лет назад +11

      A German U-Boat You do realize that the suns screaming wouldnt even be hearable because sound cant be transferred through space/vacuum?

    • @popalupa4844
      @popalupa4844 7 лет назад +2

      Pheonix Plays Less, because the screaming wouldn't last as long.

    • @popalupa4844
      @popalupa4844 7 лет назад +4

      Exist64 Crap, I didn't even think of that. Good point.

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 7 лет назад +13

      Since the sun seems to be alive, and the screams could be heard, I think it may be some sort of bioluminescent lifeform which lives inside the atmosphere and is not that big at all.
      So this world might not depend on the sun for energy, but just for light, so it may be possible to kill the sun and live there in the dark.

  • @TheNeverFirst
    @TheNeverFirst 7 лет назад +114

    I wouldn't like living in the cob planet. If the core of the planet core was also in a cob, it could explode in popcorn

  • @5iveThumbsUp
    @5iveThumbsUp 3 года назад +5

    For the planet with the screaming sun, they could just put soundproofing earphones on, or Rick could make earphones that specifically cancel out the frequency of the sound of the screaming sun.

  • @jackofblades3998
    @jackofblades3998 Год назад +2

    The cob planet is like an early version of Mr. Frundles

  • @CEKROM
    @CEKROM 5 лет назад +10

    1:21 And a new meme was rising up =D

  • @onair141
    @onair141 4 года назад +9

    Them bumping into that small planet is just hilarious for some reason lol

  • @mrcharles2486
    @mrcharles2486 Год назад +3

    The ant on a cob is genuinely disturbing and i hate it

  • @abhaydhiman8192
    @abhaydhiman8192 2 года назад +7

    I like to think there’s an actual scientific reason why being on a cob is bad. Like Rick has experienced this before and it did NOT end well
    It’s also possible that the longer they live there, the more cob-ified they will become as their body begins using the cob atoms to build and maintain processes (food and air)

  • @zildiun2327
    @zildiun2327 4 года назад +21

    1:18
    Parent: *opens blinds after I’ve been sleeping for 20 hours*
    Me:

  • @AarenYASS
    @AarenYASS 8 лет назад +40

    "white ppl problems , Morty" . best quote ever. -

  • @antisanity_
    @antisanity_ 2 года назад

    *THE WHOLE PLANET IS ON A COB! GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!*
    That was so out of the blue is killed me XD

  • @jackashmore
    @jackashmore Год назад

    “THE WHOLE PLANET IS ON A COB”
    Idk why but that line was great

  • @godofgamingnos
    @godofgamingnos 5 лет назад +4

    Lmao Beth checking out planets like a married couple checks out new houses.

  • @SnowmansApartment
    @SnowmansApartment 5 лет назад +108

    actually, you wouldn‘t hear the sun screaming due to the vacuum.. but maybe, the planet makes the screaming noise when the sun rises?..

    • @greateyeball970
      @greateyeball970 4 года назад +1

      @@doctormanganate5814 well sound needs to hit particles to spread and there are not much particles on the space

    • @ohno6528
      @ohno6528 4 года назад +1

      @@greateyeball970 there is actully a thin layer of air connecting the planet to the sun

    • @Lucas-up9wq
      @Lucas-up9wq 4 года назад +1

      Great Eyeball there's no space. The sun is in the orbit of the planet.

    • @rutujtarte1991
      @rutujtarte1991 4 года назад +1

      Way to ruin a joke buddy

    • @deathstar6998
      @deathstar6998 4 года назад +1

      Actually if our own sun wasn't muted by space the roar it would make, would defen us, it's likely that the sun is making such a loud intense noise that it's managing to bounce sound on the few particles between the sun and the planet.

  • @joffles6516
    @joffles6516 Год назад +4

    i feel like rick couldve made a floating house that went around the planet as it turned so that it was always night for them

    • @orangeinkius7257
      @orangeinkius7257 Год назад

      they had limited resources and were on the run from the galactic federation, if rick was at his prime he could kill or silence the sun with zero effort

  • @reaperofthegrey7294
    @reaperofthegrey7294 2 года назад +2

    pretty sure the reason why he freaked out was because, if even the atoms are on a cob. the planet or spacetime around the planet has a changed laws of physics. which turn everything in its vincinity. into a cob. eventually the family would molecularly bind together into a cob shape