There isn't that many types. It's really only a handful, and all others are variations with added flavor. My personal list from least bad to worst: Rye - Tastes terrible in every form. If you disagree, then you probably think beer is delicious. It's top of the worst because like beer, it is versatile and flavorful. Multigrain - Whoever thought of this is a sadist. They went completely the right direction with multiple grains, but then refined it so it doesn't have the nutrition of the grains. Whole grain is far superior. Pumpernickel - Who wants to remember bread from 1920? Just serve me raw dough that was left overnight and I'd prefer it. If you like this, you also like your nans fruitcake for more then filling potholes. White - This is not bread. This is worse then the people who like skim milk. It's devoid of flavor and any nutrients. At least refined wheat is made from wheat instead of styrofoam. Sourdough is ok, but it's the opposite of rye. Either could be switched for different reasons. I eat more rye then sourdough, but that's because it has more uses. Sprouted grain is pretty bad too, but the texture is excellent. If you like white bread, I'll make you a loaf from what I sweep off the floor to prove you don't have taste buds.
@@TheDreadedJuggernaut Uh. Wheat? Whole grain? Hard bake? Soft bake? French? Italian? Tack? Dude, you need to be introduced to the wonderful world of bread
@@lemo8986 The essence of bread is the base grain used to make it. You can turn white bread into anything from pasta to croutons, but it's still white bread. I could add my urine to white dough and call it urine cake, but it's still white bread. It's best to judge it from the base ingredients, otherwise you could change the order of any of them based on other steps in the baking process.
@@TheDreadedJuggernaut Well in that case, if we base entirely on ingredients alone, then you'll agree that cake and spaghetti noodles are the same food since they are made from the same ingredients. It comes down to the final outcome. For example, italian bread and french bread taste different, have different textures, and even varying levels of firmness and crunch and savoriness. However, they are made of the same ingredients. More goes into bread than mere ingredients my friend.
I've never had circus peanuts because looking at them made me feel dirty, but now knowing that they're banana flavored fills me with an existential dread and rage that I've never felt before
That 1940s line about circus peanuts kinda made me chuckle because my grandpa was actually born in '43 and he loved circus peanuts. Every once in a while, when I'm thinking of him, I eat some.
You just made me realize a hidden truth from my childhood, i definitely don't remember why i watched Johnny Test, i don't remember it being something i would call myself a fan back then and yet i never missed an episode... strange..
I had a friend who loved circus peanuts. Her and her family loved them. Her parents got divorced, her brother became a serial shoplifter (I busted him myself when I worked retail), she rushed into a loveless marriage herself, and the youngest of her family disappeared. Circus peanuts will ruin your life.
I remember there being a singular bag of circus peanuts in a local gas station. It sat there from 2007 til 2019, and I watched the price slowly tick down on the thing, until it was just free. It was declared free in 2017. Pretty sure the owner has lost the business now. I blame the peanuts.
there was a corner store close to my school and I had one bag of circus peanuts with my friend almost every single day and regularly we bought all of them. I enjoy them, the grit, the smell, the catharsis of eating these peanut shaped wet sand feeling banana flavored treat. why does it taste so, who knows, but it is against anything that it looks like.
@@Sianostrakarenrenren I'd rather eat cardboard than black licorice I'm not kidding either. I've tasted literal cardboard and it tasted better than black licorice. Printer paper tastes better. Hell, the pencils I chew on taste better than black licorice. And I bet guinea pig bedding tastes better than black licorice.
Sugar Daddy is probably the worst candy for sticking to teeth. My god, I remember getting my teeth stuck in a Sugar Daddy pop as a little kid, thought my mouth was gonna be glued shut forever.
It gets worse Clark bars are this taken to an extreme but hidden under a thin layer of chocolate, enticing young kids who don't know any better to bite into it hard, shutting them up for a long while. Legit couldn't open my mouth back up for a while.
I remember in back in Highschool my math teacher was like 80 and he loved black lickerish and one day he brought in plenty for my whole class to eat so he passed them around and had everyone eat them at the same time and the whole room was just filled with a collective audible disgust it was glorious and he looked confused as to how we didn’t like it lol
I walked into this place, a fan of those lil' orange bastards, knowing Circus Peanuts would be absolutely shit on; so my lizard-person ass waited until after the video to shed my skin so I wouldn't feel the (funny) pain that was an assault on what I now realize are basically banana tooth-rotters. Still gonna eat 'em, 10/10 video Bren more for meeee
First time I had them I went to rural king and got a "bonus bag" but when I did I didn't know what a bonus bag was (still don't). All the circus peanuts were hard as a rock but somehow still enjoyable
People who don't like circus peanuts: I hate them, they're awful, a circus peanut murdered my family and made me watch, I live in constant fear of what they will do next People who like circus peanuts: Heho more for me
Agreed, how can ya boii hate the yellow confections more than redvines. Redvines are literally plasticized flavorless bricks, compared. Still enjoyed the vid tho
I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on RUclips, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear dol
What even is the point of bitter candy. Even for some dark chocolates, it's inedible. I once had 98% dark chocolate, and it was at first tasteless, then it was just pure bitterness.
@@matthewlong7547 you adapt, when my only sweets were dark chocolate I ate it without hesitation so I stay awake for my lessons, it tastes awful at first tries, then it gets a unique flavor
Me and my father have a tradition of feeling how stale a store’s bag of circus peanuts are whenever we go grocery shopping because no one ever buys them
I do the same but that's because I love circus peanuts. I really don't understand the hate for them. Their texture isn't bad and I've tasted far worse.
My grandma fed me circus peanuts all the time as a child. I haven't bought any in ages but when I think of the taste its a pleasant memory. I like circus peanuts. They're sweet and squishy
Circus Peanuts make me sick, no literally they make me _SICK._ I once had em’ when I was like 5, maybe 6 years old and I don’t what combination did what it did, but before I went to sleep I was feeling sick, and just started vomiting. It was not pleasant I can assure you, it was orange, and it smelled like Circus Peanuts and now I forever associate Circus Peanuts with vomit. ;~; I mean they didn’t taste that bad when I first had them, but just smelling them now gives me disgust because they just smell like vomit to me. ;~;
My friend had a similar experience with pistachios but he finally tried them again and likes them. Get over your fear of circus peanuts and try them again. You might actually like them.
@@mazdaweeb3 You're telling someone to willingly put circus peanuts in their mouth, close their mouth and chew. That's like telling someone to yank on their uvila with a pair of tweezers.
@@aharr3437 I happen to love circus peanuts. They have an irrational association with circus peanuts and vomit because of a singular instance. It's not like it was a traumatizing or life changing event. They vomited because of something else and saw circus peanuts. They need to get over it. I vomited up a ton of nearly whole strawberries because of heat exhaustion. Guess what? I still love strawberries.
I don't consider marshmallow so much a candy on its own as a building block for other confections. You know, like chocolate chips. Sure, you can eat chocolate chips on their own, and I have, but they're best when used as an ingredient in a more complex foodstuff. Also (and I'm sure you've heard this many times), your voice is crazy deep.
Regular Bit O’ Honey: Bad Bit O’ Honey after you leave it in your pocket enough to make it chewy: The literal artificial nectar of the demigods. Please tell me I’m not the only one who does this
I think that applies to a lot of "chewy" candy. Like over in the UK we have these things called Drumsticks, which are basically just raspberry and milk flavoured taffy on a stick. They taste great but are a pain in the ass to actually eat due to how hard they are, but after putting them in your pocket or leaving them out in the sun for an hour they're straight up one of the best things I've ever had on my taste-buds.
Most chocolates have gone downhill since they began replacing coco with vegetable wax. You need to buy from smaller brands or European if you want real chocolate
The only one I noticed getting terrible was butterfingers. Those went from one of my favorites, to me not really touching all that much because they don't taste that good anymore.
There's a story about American companies adding some acid because before refrigeration the milk used in the chocolate would spoil. After refrigeration americans noticed the difference in taste.
This video makes it clear that Brendaniel has never eaten NECCO wafers because those are objectively the worst candy and I'm expecting an apology video on my desk by Monday to amend this oversight.
@@TheAwesomeGardenOfEden The dark purple ones are black licorice, and the light purple ones are clove. Weird choices. Doubt you'll ever see a roll given how poorly Necco is doing, but Tropical Neccos are a better mix, dropping all the weird spice-flavored stuff for more fruit varieties.
Black Licorice is my favorite candy, and I remember one time in elementary school a kid told me he was going to beat me to death on the slide after I had a couple of Twizzlers. He went home sick later that day and I'm still waiting for the minute I step onto a playground and he murders me for my candy crimes.
Well, I guess i finally get peoples reason for hating circus peanuts now. They hate marshmallows by themselves, so flavored ones are even worse. Makes sense, love marshmallows, like circus peanuts.
No, I just hate banana flavored stuff and bananas by themselves, I do like banana bread though because it doesn't really taste or feel like fake or real bananas.
Only thing I ate from this list were marshmallows. I saw the weird black sticks in one episode of Pink Panther as a kid but I never seen it sold in a store or any other place for that matter.
You aren't supposed to bite them. Sucking on a jolly rancher for a half hour IS EASY. I genuinely don't get the comparison. If you were supposed to shatter them with your teeth then you'd have a point.
lmao! I was expecting the number one to be that baby crap wrapped in orange and black wrappers. But the peanuts would be my next choice. And that granny hates you line had me rolling!
My grandpa used to have circus peanuts a lot when I would visit as a kid. He loved them, so I got to eat them a lot. I think I have some sentimental bias toward them. Now matter how gross they truly are, they'll always bring back those memories for me briefly.
I tried circus peanuts once when I was 6 and it was enough to make me avoid them for life. Wax lips are not candy, they are molded garbage. Also, Now And Laters deserved a spot on your list. Shit's nasty.
I still don’t see why they make Circus peanuts candies, I don’t know a single person that eats them willingly. My grandparents don’t like them, my mother doesn’t like them, NOBODY like them.
eh like i think they aren't too bad, just with like any candy you eat alot of them until the point you're like "ok, enough of this" and move on to different candy the texture i get will turn people off tho
I'm surprised I didn't see Milk Duds on here. They're definitely Bit-O-Honey adjacent when it comes to tooth problems. When I was a kid they ripped out a baby tooth that wasn't even loose yet
Really? People have problems with milk duds? I’ve never had teeth issues with milk duds, and they’re one of my favorite candies, simplistic yet strong chocolate and caramel
Oh god, you reminded me of unpleasant wax cola memories. My friends or cousin said they were good and it looked appetizing so I got since it was cheap. I think that was the first and last time I ever tried it.
Anybody know what the red one is made of, the red juice is good and I want it without having to bite off a cap and spill half of this tiny amount everywhere
I just tried Charleston Chew for the first time today and honestly I like it, although the consistency is the only thing that separates it from other chocolate candy. 7.5/10. Also, we only have mini charleston chews at the place I work so it's probably a different experience than the full sized version.
@@motomd19 Nah, Red Vines have a subtle cherry flavor and a soft chewiness. Twizzlers taste like plastic artificial strawberry and eat like plastic too.
Aside from Charleston Chews, you listed some of my favorite candies. for some reason Dollar tree stopped selling circus peanuts not long after I found out they sell them. I love Red Vines just about as much as twizzlers and black licorice is included. I like bit o'honey when I'm at work or driving, I let em chill out in my mouth until they get soft and then eat em. Seriously, the C. Chews were the only candy on here that I don't love. What the fuck. Edit - I had wax lips once and I never understood the point of them so I'd be fine if they never existed.
I remember that I really liked the texture of stale circus peanuts when I was very young. We had a bag of them, and no one was eating them, so I just started shoving them into my mouth. I didn't like the taste. I just liked the texture of these stale circus peanuts.
I’ve lived 32 years on this Earth and I never once considered wax lips a kind of candy. I literally just thought they were a gag like the fake glasses-nose-mustache combo or vampire teeth. Are they even sweet? Are they actually made of wax or do they have sugar in them? My brain is breaking
yes, wax lips are made of 100% food-grade paraffin wax. They originally sold as an alternative to chewing gum; you were never meant to swallow them. I've never met anyone who ate them and enjoyed the taste. Kids use them as toys, like vampire teeth or candy cigarettes, especially around Halloween.
Actually liquorice root is used, the plants just contain the same aromatic compound despite not being closely related, along with fennel, cumin, and sassifrass
If you think wax lips are bad. When I was a kid our school sold weird lollipops where the top was a lip. And you would have to lick and suck on it. Yet the worst part is that it had so many airbubbles inside it so it would cut up your tongue.
Twizzlers taste like spaghetti noodles that have been soaked in water and chicken fat for a week, then were played with by a dirty child who'd recently ate a bunch of sticky cherry hard candies. If you prefer Twizzlers over Red Vines, I can only assume that you ate mud and glue up into your teenage years.
I'm convinced that black licorice is like cilantro, where some people just have a gene that makes it taste different.
Dude, the smell of black licorice feels like a migraine trigger, I can't be around it at all.
Black licorice is my favorite candy, that must be explanation for the hate it gets.
when I was little I absolutely adored black licorice, I can't even deal with fennel or anise flavoured things anymore, it's just so gross
I can tolerate it. I like weird flavours, but black licorice is tettering between "I am abandoning you" and "I like it i guess"
People say twizzlers are sweet but I taste nothing but pire gelatin. Some licorice though I can get behind.
The worst candy will not satiate my desire for the worst bread, Drenbaniel. I ever hunger for it.
Breadaniel please, we require bread
There isn't that many types. It's really only a handful, and all others are variations with added flavor. My personal list from least bad to worst:
Rye - Tastes terrible in every form. If you disagree, then you probably think beer is delicious. It's top of the worst because like beer, it is versatile and flavorful.
Multigrain - Whoever thought of this is a sadist. They went completely the right direction with multiple grains, but then refined it so it doesn't have the nutrition of the grains. Whole grain is far superior.
Pumpernickel - Who wants to remember bread from 1920? Just serve me raw dough that was left overnight and I'd prefer it. If you like this, you also like your nans fruitcake for more then filling potholes.
White - This is not bread. This is worse then the people who like skim milk. It's devoid of flavor and any nutrients. At least refined wheat is made from wheat instead of styrofoam.
Sourdough is ok, but it's the opposite of rye. Either could be switched for different reasons. I eat more rye then sourdough, but that's because it has more uses. Sprouted grain is pretty bad too, but the texture is excellent. If you like white bread, I'll make you a loaf from what I sweep off the floor to prove you don't have taste buds.
@@TheDreadedJuggernaut Uh. Wheat? Whole grain? Hard bake? Soft bake? French? Italian? Tack? Dude, you need to be introduced to the wonderful world of bread
@@lemo8986 The essence of bread is the base grain used to make it. You can turn white bread into anything from pasta to croutons, but it's still white bread. I could add my urine to white dough and call it urine cake, but it's still white bread.
It's best to judge it from the base ingredients, otherwise you could change the order of any of them based on other steps in the baking process.
@@TheDreadedJuggernaut Well in that case, if we base entirely on ingredients alone, then you'll agree that cake and spaghetti noodles are the same food since they are made from the same ingredients.
It comes down to the final outcome. For example, italian bread and french bread taste different, have different textures, and even varying levels of firmness and crunch and savoriness. However, they are made of the same ingredients. More goes into bread than mere ingredients my friend.
I've never had circus peanuts because looking at them made me feel dirty, but now knowing that they're banana flavored fills me with an existential dread and rage that I've never felt before
You're not missing anything. They're among the worst.
What's funny is I don't even remember them being banana flavored. Just......the flavor of "fuck yo taste buds!"
They are wonderful. Eat one. Assimilate.
@@toddhoward3846 go away tom howard. your games don't even function correctly
@@foxfirefive your brain doesn't even work correctly, my name is Todd Ulysses Howard III.
That 1940s line about circus peanuts kinda made me chuckle because my grandpa was actually born in '43 and he loved circus peanuts. Every once in a while, when I'm thinking of him, I eat some.
aww
333 👍
Circus Peanuts are like Johnny Test: I have never had any feelings about it but just consumed it regularly as a kid and I still have no idea why
I never had them but I can totally see where you’re going with the Johnny test metaphor
Man that show was meh
LMAOOO the Johnny Test analogy is so accurate
Johnny Test was such an asshole for no reason throughout a lot of the show
I hated them as a kid and hate them now. Go figure
You just made me realize a hidden truth from my childhood, i definitely don't remember why i watched Johnny Test, i don't remember it being something i would call myself a fan back then and yet i never missed an episode... strange..
"Charleston Chew is bad"
*Richard Nixon has entered the chat.*
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@@setsers1 ....bruh
I had a friend who loved circus peanuts. Her and her family loved them. Her parents got divorced, her brother became a serial shoplifter (I busted him myself when I worked retail), she rushed into a loveless marriage herself, and the youngest of her family disappeared. Circus peanuts will ruin your life.
Lol this made me laugh so hard!
I'm glad that black licorice game wasn't just a fever dream
I haven’t played it but I have seen it. And oh GOD is it terrifying. I’m just glad about that.
I played it when I was a kid, and I agree with all of you, that game is nightmare fuel!
@bleh whatever no! Tell me about it!
Every halloween, I find myself hesitating to open the door for kids.
What if I accidentally bought black licorice? Oh god OH NO
BRO RIGHT?
That clip awoke nightmares in me that I had long forgotten.
I swear circus peanuts are just styrofoam that tastes vaguely of banana.
Stfu, circus peanuts are great and your opinion is bad.
As regards wax lips: Of course they're not still making them. They've been trying to sell the 1st and only batch for about 70 years.
I remember there being a singular bag of circus peanuts in a local gas station. It sat there from 2007 til 2019, and I watched the price slowly tick down on the thing, until it was just free. It was declared free in 2017. Pretty sure the owner has lost the business now. I blame the peanuts.
i have several questions
there was a corner store close to my school and I had one bag of circus peanuts with my friend almost every single day and regularly we bought all of them. I enjoy them, the grit, the smell, the catharsis of eating these peanut shaped wet sand feeling banana flavored treat. why does it taste so, who knows, but it is against anything that it looks like.
I haven't even heard of half of these. Who thought that "wax lips" sounded appetizing?!
i have no idea what they are so i'm just imagining chewing on the wax coating of a wheel of cheese
@@violetto3219 that's legit what it's like, just with a hint of unidentifiable artificial flavoring.
You're suppose to chew them like gum.
@@lainiwakura1776 why?
The Dairy Queen lips
My grandmother eats SO much black licorice.. she's singlehandedly keeping them afloat
I knew there had to be someone else aside from my dad who was buying black licorice in bulk
Black licorice is amazing, you people have weak tastebuds.
@@Sianostrakarenrenren I'd rather eat cardboard than black licorice
I'm not kidding either. I've tasted literal cardboard and it tasted better than black licorice. Printer paper tastes better. Hell, the pencils I chew on taste better than black licorice. And I bet guinea pig bedding tastes better than black licorice.
@@RoxNoAnne we are sorry that you are weak.
@@eanschaan9392 we’re sorry your satan and burning in hell
Sugar Daddy is probably the worst candy for sticking to teeth. My god, I remember getting my teeth stuck in a Sugar Daddy pop as a little kid, thought my mouth was gonna be glued shut forever.
It gets worse
Clark bars are this taken to an extreme but hidden under a thin layer of chocolate, enticing young kids who don't know any better to bite into it hard, shutting them up for a long while.
Legit couldn't open my mouth back up for a while.
Today I learned there's a candy called "Sugar Daddy."
@@copernicusepoch There are also bite sized candies of the same brand called "Sugar Babies"
@@ChrissehCat I wonder if they knew what they were doing.
@@copernicusepoch most certainly.
I remember in back in Highschool my math teacher was like 80 and he loved black lickerish and one day he brought in plenty for my whole class to eat so he passed them around and had everyone eat them at the same time and the whole room was just filled with a collective audible disgust it was glorious and he looked confused as to how we didn’t like it lol
*Licorice.
Also, my mother and I love black licorice. =(
@@Alizudo are you and your mother trolls? (Not the Internet kind, the under-bridge kind)
@@TheSmashingLad
Ha, no. Black licorice is great, you're all just weak
80? Wow he must have forgotten a lot of things
@@TheSmashingLad I unironically like black licorice. It’s not a sticky sweet, but a mild sweetness that makes them appealing to me
I walked into this place, a fan of those lil' orange bastards, knowing Circus Peanuts would be absolutely shit on; so my lizard-person ass waited until after the video to shed my skin so I wouldn't feel the (funny) pain that was an assault on what I now realize are basically banana tooth-rotters.
Still gonna eat 'em, 10/10 video Bren
more for meeee
bro, everyone hates them and I have no idea why, they're really good
First time I had them I went to rural king and got a "bonus bag" but when I did I didn't know what a bonus bag was (still don't). All the circus peanuts were hard as a rock but somehow still enjoyable
People who don't like circus peanuts: I hate them, they're awful, a circus peanut murdered my family and made me watch, I live in constant fear of what they will do next
People who like circus peanuts: Heho more for me
@@DarkSnideoftheRainbow
"i like circus peanuts because they're good"
-me
Agreed, how can ya boii hate the yellow confections more than redvines. Redvines are literally plasticized flavorless bricks, compared.
Still enjoyed the vid tho
Sadist is the ones who like to hurt and berate
Masochist is the one who likes to endure those things. Bit-o-Honey is the masochist's candy.
I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on RUclips, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear dol
Up next on Brendaniel: SWEETS S&M
@@AxxLAfriku i don't understand you dude
@@cloudunknown Prolly a spam bot
lol Bit-O-Honeys are about as chewy as a Tootsie Roll, they aren't that bad.
I respect the dead rising mall music.
I guess you could say it was “fantastic!”
Dead Rising is on my list of favorite Japanese games
@@daxler9864 same.
@@JimmehRulez hell yea, its right next to No More Heroes and Devil May Cry 3 on that list
Shame we may never get a Deadrising 5, thanks to how badly received the previous 2 were
Plot twist: he ate all of the Walmart plastic bags and now we have to use paper
It said there was one reply to this, but now it is 2 I think? Weerd glitch
I've never had a circus peanut, and I've never wanted one. They always just looked...wrong.
Black licorice is like the marmite of candy. That said, I love it.
But marmite < vegemite < iSnack 2.0
What even is the point of bitter candy. Even for some dark chocolates, it's inedible. I once had 98% dark chocolate, and it was at first tasteless, then it was just pure bitterness.
finally someone who agrees
@@matthewlong7547 you adapt, when my only sweets were dark chocolate I ate it without hesitation so I stay awake for my lessons, it tastes awful at first tries, then it gets a unique flavor
BLACK LICORICE?! DEAR GOD!!
I love that stuff too.
I was really relieved when that silhouette turned out to be a package of Red Vines. I thought it was gonna be Turkish Taffy.
Digby the Scrout
Roaches make candy?
Look what the cat dragged in. Our favourite goatman.
Yo you're still alive? How's your quarantine going, dude?
Dude, i havent heard aebout Turkish Taffy untill now lol
I'm glad somebody else knows about the black licorice game
Inch licorice was my starter licorice.
We don't talk about it
I unironically love circus peanuts for some reason. They are just so good and usually don’t last too long
mr anti fun
I mean he just likes it
I agree
Was looking for this comment because I love them too
They really aren't bad, I don't get the hate. I had a bunch before and they all tasted good. People have their tastes, though.
I've been eating Circus Peanuts for 26 years of my life and I don't see myself stopping anytime soon
Wtf
I'm sorry for your loss.
circus peanuts are just packing peanuts echo fighter
But they are pretty good
I love em personally.
Circus peanuts are really good, anyone who says other wise is wrong... END OF STORY.
Reaper Wick is just a chao echo fighter
Honestly they're my favorite
Me and my father have a tradition of feeling how stale a store’s bag of circus peanuts are whenever we go grocery shopping because no one ever buys them
My father and I
@@abiyoyo9831 no one cares
I do the same but that's because I love circus peanuts. I really don't understand the hate for them. Their texture isn't bad and I've tasted far worse.
@@bobross9581 Relax bro. I’m just fucking with you.
I worked retail for about 2 years, and maybe saw it in people's carts twice.
That intro got me nervous but thankfully there's nothing to disagree with here.
Glad candy corn wasn't on the list. Fucking underrated candy
With that peanut on the front I thought he was going for my Babe Ruth!!!
@@11epicnoob I love candy corn
@11epicnoob Glad I'm not the only one.
@@11epicnoob
Candy corn is great it deserves better
"Who's out there wearing there waxlips T-shirts and buying waxlips merchandise?" That line had me in tears
"These hurt to eat"
So why are Jolly Ranchers not in this lasagna?
Cuz jolly ranchers tastes awesome
you suck on them and swallow the juice, you don't chew them until every crevice in your teeth is jam packed with marshmallowy sugar
What do you not know how to eat Jolly Ranchers?
You're not supposed to bite into a hard candy.. Next you're gonna say you like to chew jawbreakers.
Because jolly ranchers are cute and delicious and Bitohoney is not.
I'm so happy someone else knows of the cursed Nickelodeon "Black Licorice" clickamajig
Thanks RebelTaxi
My grandma fed me circus peanuts all the time as a child. I haven't bought any in ages but when I think of the taste its a pleasant memory. I like circus peanuts. They're sweet and squishy
They're only squishy if you're lucky enough to find a bag that's less than 2 years old unfortunately
@@TheFailnaut exactly. I've had a lot of shitty dried ones
This plague of dried, old circus peanuts could be why everyone seems to hate them so much
Define 'all the time'?
@@1WEareBUFO1 what is this? What r u talking about. What a dumb comment
Circus Peanuts make me sick, no literally they make me _SICK._ I once had em’ when I was like 5, maybe 6 years old and I don’t what combination did what it did, but before I went to sleep I was feeling sick, and just started vomiting. It was not pleasant I can assure you, it was orange, and it smelled like Circus Peanuts and now I forever associate Circus Peanuts with vomit. ;~;
I mean they didn’t taste that bad when I first had them, but just smelling them now gives me disgust because they just smell like vomit to me. ;~;
My friend had a similar experience with pistachios but he finally tried them again and likes them. Get over your fear of circus peanuts and try them again. You might actually like them.
@@mazdaweeb3 You're telling someone to willingly put circus peanuts in their mouth, close their mouth and chew. That's like telling someone to yank on their uvila with a pair of tweezers.
@@aharr3437 I happen to love circus peanuts. They have an irrational association with circus peanuts and vomit because of a singular instance. It's not like it was a traumatizing or life changing event. They vomited because of something else and saw circus peanuts. They need to get over it. I vomited up a ton of nearly whole strawberries because of heat exhaustion. Guess what? I still love strawberries.
@@mazdaweeb3 Its not that deep bro, circus peanuts are just disgusting excuses for candy.
I like them
I don't consider marshmallow so much a candy on its own as a building block for other confections. You know, like chocolate chips. Sure, you can eat chocolate chips on their own, and I have, but they're best when used as an ingredient in a more complex foodstuff.
Also (and I'm sure you've heard this many times), your voice is crazy deep.
Interesting take; I’ve eaten an entire bag of baker’s chocolate chips before, by the fork-ful.
Took several weeks to finish.
Funny you didn’t mention candy corn. I for one love em, and can get sick off them, but I usually hear everyone taking the piss about em.
That Red vines bit warning was on point. Glad I was sitting down when Brendan admitted he preferred the shitty waxy alternative, Twizzlers.
You are a true messiah
“You’re born out of a pod” will be my newest catchphrase
Regular Bit O’ Honey: Bad
Bit O’ Honey after you leave it in your pocket enough to make it chewy: The literal artificial nectar of the demigods.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who does this
Or just leave it in your cheek until it softens, they’re soooo good along with Mary janes
Yessir
For some reason it tastes like nuts to me but yeah Bit O' Honey is the good shit
I think that applies to a lot of "chewy" candy. Like over in the UK we have these things called Drumsticks, which are basically just raspberry and milk flavoured taffy on a stick. They taste great but are a pain in the ass to actually eat due to how hard they are, but after putting them in your pocket or leaving them out in the sun for an hour they're straight up one of the best things I've ever had on my taste-buds.
Marshmallows taste great when you melt them, for me I love roasting them. Hot and melty marshmallows are just sweet, sticky and caramelized fun.
2:36 thanks for scaring me here late at night
if there's one thing i love in this world that is candy are, gummy bears, worms, snakes and chocolate.
Hold up...
Gummies and chocolates are the superior candy creeds. You make me proud, Spy.
Gummy worms are a requirement when you’re on LSD.
Snakes are a reptile
@@SirFeatureCreature their are gummies of them which is even better!
That Nickelodeon flash "black licorice" scared the shit out of me as a child. Now it's back.
I think everything here is godawful, aside from marshmallows. Good list overall.
My hatred for candy corn is so deep that I would rather eat pretty much anything than it.
I know this is a month old but I don't care I fucking love candy corn
@@bryanmullins379 Same bruh
Most chocolates have gone downhill since they began replacing coco with vegetable wax. You need to buy from smaller brands or European if you want real chocolate
The only one I noticed getting terrible was butterfingers. Those went from one of my favorites, to me not really touching all that much because they don't taste that good anymore.
There's a story about American companies adding some acid because before refrigeration the milk used in the chocolate would spoil. After refrigeration americans noticed the difference in taste.
@@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 Same. They released the new butterfinger promotion, and I was like "oh, they made it worse."
Wait, W H A T? my... My KitKat is veggie?
This video makes it clear that Brendaniel has never eaten NECCO wafers because those are objectively the worst candy and I'm expecting an apology video on my desk by Monday to amend this oversight.
Lavender Necco wafers are the best
the purple ones are the worst food i have ever tasted, they are legit disgusting and their flavor is something that you would literally never eat
Never understood the hate for Neccos and Sweethearts
@@TheAwesomeGardenOfEden The dark purple ones are black licorice, and the light purple ones are clove. Weird choices. Doubt you'll ever see a roll given how poorly Necco is doing, but Tropical Neccos are a better mix, dropping all the weird spice-flavored stuff for more fruit varieties.
Pretty sure my brother threw up once when trying a Necco wafer when he was little.
0:32 Rats, rats, we're the rats. We prey at night, we stalk at night, we're the rats.
I’m the giant rat that make all of the rules!
Let's see what kinds of trouble we can get ourselves into.
Black Licorice is my favorite candy, and I remember one time in elementary school a kid told me he was going to beat me to death on the slide after I had a couple of Twizzlers.
He went home sick later that day and I'm still waiting for the minute I step onto a playground and he murders me for my candy crimes.
I have the one that's even worse than all of those: soviet candy "The Golden Key". I'm pretty sure you could use that shit as adhesive.
Well the Soviets ate adhesive because it had some nutritional value when times were tough so I guess it's not that far off
I lose a tooth to Dots every dang time those little boxes materialize themselves into my life.
the candy hearts you get on valentine’s day are of the devil and i will DIE on that hill. no matter what cutesy uwu message is on em
The uwu messages are just insult to injury.
“I luv u that’s why I got you this shit candy”
Been ages since i’ve eaten one of those but I vaguely remember them tasting and or feeling like I’m eating chalk.
I got candy hearts on Valentine’s Day. I haven’t eaten or opened them because one of the messages is a hashtag.
The texture is chalk and they taste like old fruits after getting stomped on.
ur really only buying them to get laid
Well, I guess i finally get peoples reason for hating circus peanuts now. They hate marshmallows by themselves, so flavored ones are even worse. Makes sense, love marshmallows, like circus peanuts.
No, I just hate banana flavored stuff and bananas by themselves, I do like banana bread though because it doesn't really taste or feel like fake or real bananas.
imwatchingvideoz bananas shouldn't have an artificial taste, it just doesn't belong.
Marshmellows are meh but I love circus peanuts.
Circus peanuts are life
Banana flavor is life
Never heard of these man they must be so bad.
What, I've tried them all.
You’ve never heard of marshmallows or black licorice?
Wait a tick now, I’ve seen you from the PTP Amino!
Only thing I ate from this list were marshmallows. I saw the weird black sticks in one episode of Pink Panther as a kid but I never seen it sold in a store or any other place for that matter.
You know, you should go to the UK. All our sweets are better ^^
Was agreeing in the first half, but you dissed my home girl Redvines. That is unforgivable, RenVaniel
The utter audacity of Brendaniel to shame my entire bloodline for enjoying Red Vines, but not having candy corn up there.
This is a disgrace
Sour skittles, I wish I could eat them but my sensory issues can't stand them, if I have them I will eventually start to smack my head
I tried them once after I saw they're rainbow colors and my disapointment was immesurable. It tasted nothing like I had hoped for.
Sour skittles destroy the top of my mouth
@@cannedbeverage7687 they used to be different and were actually pretty good
@@Royal_Fortune That makes me even more sad.
I like sour skittles, I haven't noticed any issues with them
"candy is supposed to be easy" what about lollipops, or jolly ranchers, or mints?
Chomp out yo teeth
Just lick it alot.
Don't forget gobstoppers
You aren't supposed to bite them.
Sucking on a jolly rancher for a half hour IS EASY.
I genuinely don't get the comparison.
If you were supposed to shatter them with your teeth then you'd have a point.
lmao! I was expecting the number one to be that baby crap wrapped in orange and black wrappers. But the peanuts would be my next choice. And that granny hates you line had me rolling!
My grandpa used to have circus peanuts a lot when I would visit as a kid. He loved them, so I got to eat them a lot. I think I have some sentimental bias toward them. Now matter how gross they truly are, they'll always bring back those memories for me briefly.
I didn't actually know wax lips were candy. I didn't even think they were edible.
One time my mom bought me a sour blue raspberry chocolate bunny. That is a sentence that should never have to be said.
:')
n-no
Wait
What?
My grandad used to tell me "you only have to take care of the teeth you want to keep" so I don't eat laffy taffy anymore
2:34 Damn, did you just reference the over decade old Nickelodeon flash game Black Licorice? Like earned.
I fucking love Charleston chews and bit-o-honey and all the teeth pulling candy
4:12 twisters also feel like plastic
“I may have come from semen but I am not a Sea Man” - Brendaniel 2021
I tried circus peanuts once when I was 6 and it was enough to make me avoid them for life. Wax lips are not candy, they are molded garbage. Also, Now And Laters deserved a spot on your list. Shit's nasty.
Now and Later has a new candy with a hard shell and a slightly softer inside and those are kinda bomb ngl
I still don’t see why they make Circus peanuts candies, I don’t know a single person that eats them willingly. My grandparents don’t like them, my mother doesn’t like them, NOBODY like them.
Me
How are they still in production
Just the way they smell makes me feel sick.
i loved them as a kid and then i started to not like them, but now i have started to like them again.
eh like i think they aren't too bad, just with like any candy you eat alot of them until the point you're like "ok, enough of this" and move on to different candy
the texture i get will turn people off tho
I actually asked my grandparents to buy me circus peanuts when I was younger, they suck now
Black Licorice always tastes like raisins to me for some reason. It's no wonder that the villain of Candy Land is "Lord Licorice".
They’re supposed to smell like anise or liquorice root
IDK if people asked for worse one bread edition before but they will now.
I'm surprised I didn't see Milk Duds on here. They're definitely Bit-O-Honey adjacent when it comes to tooth problems. When I was a kid they ripped out a baby tooth that wasn't even loose yet
Milk Duds are FF level candy. Absolute and total garbage.
They taste pretty alright, though.
Same with sugar daddies and sugar babies
See, I think some of these candies are meant more to be sucked on like a hard candy. Milk Duds, Bit-O-Honeys, Sugar Daddies, all meant to be sucked.
Really? People have problems with milk duds? I’ve never had teeth issues with milk duds, and they’re one of my favorite candies, simplistic yet strong chocolate and caramel
Marshmallows aren’t candy, they’re a cooking ingredient. They should be removed from the list and replaced with Wax Cola Bottles.
Oh god, you reminded me of unpleasant wax cola memories. My friends or cousin said they were good and it looked appetizing so I got since it was cheap. I think that was the first and last time I ever tried it.
Stop this wax cola slander this INSTANT!
Okay! This comment, right here!👍
Anybody know what the red one is made of, the red juice is good and I want it without having to bite off a cap and spill half of this tiny amount everywhere
So are certain kinds of chocolate chips. I will still gladly eat such ingredients.
Peanut marshmallows are literally a last resort option if you’re on the verge of starving to death
I just tried Charleston Chew for the first time today and honestly I like it, although the consistency is the only thing that separates it from other chocolate candy. 7.5/10. Also, we only have mini charleston chews at the place I work so it's probably a different experience than the full sized version.
Ok, this is a pretty reasonable list so f-, " I hateRed Vines", *immediately goes into cardiac arrest*
twizzlers feels like rubber, and it just tastes so artificial in comparison.
both twizzlers and red vines are awful flavorless garbage
I want to like red vines but they give me hella gas
They're better as soda straws then candy, imo.
@@motomd19 Nah, Red Vines have a subtle cherry flavor and a soft chewiness. Twizzlers taste like plastic artificial strawberry and eat like plastic too.
if anything looks, feels, and tastes like plastic, it's twizzles... not sure what you're talking about with red vines.
Twizzlers taste like shit and I will die on the Bit-O-Honey hill. They did knock out all my fillings though.
Aside from Charleston Chews, you listed some of my favorite candies. for some reason Dollar tree stopped selling circus peanuts not long after I found out they sell them. I love Red Vines just about as much as twizzlers and black licorice is included. I like bit o'honey when I'm at work or driving, I let em chill out in my mouth until they get soft and then eat em. Seriously, the C. Chews were the only candy on here that I don't love. What the fuck.
Edit - I had wax lips once and I never understood the point of them so I'd be fine if they never existed.
Bit-O-Honeys can be described solely by this Nostalgia Critic quote: *"WHAT MONSTER KEEPS HANDING THESE OUT?!"*
I love when people use the Dead Rising mall music in the background
I really like marshmallows by themselves and bit-o-honey. I have no soul.
_The Frog from Frogger wants to know your location..._
it's true you don't have soul, you sold it for liking something that tastes like a piece of mattress sprinkled with sugar
Charleston chews suck, eating them hurts and every bite feels like its going to rip the tooth straight from the jaw.
weak
@@pequod_ ok then, why dont you eat one, if your teeth are strong now then i can assure you they wont be afterwards.
w e a k
@@sirfirebrand1529 just did. bout to start a strawberry one too
@@pequod_ well then, enjoy your candy
Brendaniel just described his mouth as "punished"
I fear for my family
Everything you said about Red Vines is what I would say about Twislers. Red Vines are always going to be the good version of Twislers to me.
Watch, this is gonna be his last video
I loved battle royal
Judging by the amount of candy types Brendniel dislike I have come to the conclusion that he must have the healthiest teeth and gums on the planet.
I’ll say it: European Black Salt Licorice is good
all licorice is good
Are you talking about the unsweetened kind? I tried that once. Couldn't jive with it, but I'm glad you can!
I remember that I really liked the texture of stale circus peanuts when I was very young. We had a bag of them, and no one was eating them, so I just started shoving them into my mouth. I didn't like the taste. I just liked the texture of these stale circus peanuts.
As soon as you said “cut the bullcrap” RUclips crashed and I was half sure it was a gag until I saw all of my apps
Twizzers are literal wax I don't understand
More plastic I say.
Red vines are waxy Twizzlers are plastic.
Twizzlers pull aparts on the other hand are excellent.
Nah this cannot stand, Bit O' Honey is delicious just dont chew it not at first at least let it soften up first.
Yeah just dont let candy touch your teeth
I’ve lived 32 years on this Earth and I never once considered wax lips a kind of candy. I literally just thought they were a gag like the fake glasses-nose-mustache combo or vampire teeth. Are they even sweet? Are they actually made of wax or do they have sugar in them? My brain is breaking
yes, wax lips are made of 100% food-grade paraffin wax. They originally sold as an alternative to chewing gum; you were never meant to swallow them. I've never met anyone who ate them and enjoyed the taste. Kids use them as toys, like vampire teeth or candy cigarettes, especially around Halloween.
I love your harvester profile pic
Fun Fact! The reason black licorice at catfish bait smell the same is because the main ingredient that flavors both is the same, Star Anise!
Actually liquorice root is used, the plants just contain the same aromatic compound despite not being closely related, along with fennel, cumin, and sassifrass
The worst bread is Wonder Bread because of its inescapable context
Artificial grape flavored candy. Can't stand it.
If you think wax lips are bad. When I was a kid our school sold weird lollipops where the top was a lip. And you would have to lick and suck on it. Yet the worst part is that it had so many airbubbles inside it so it would cut up your tongue.
My dream is to someday open an old fashioned candy and soda shoppe.
Who puts red vines BENEATH black licorice? This guy.
Twizzlers taste like spaghetti noodles that have been soaked in water and chicken fat for a week, then were played with by a dirty child who'd recently ate a bunch of sticky cherry hard candies.
If you prefer Twizzlers over Red Vines, I can only assume that you ate mud and glue up into your teenage years.