When Hip-Hop and D&D Collide - Key & Peele

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  • Опубликовано: 10 июл 2019
  • A hip-hop fan joins his nerdy cousin’s game of Dungeons & Dragons, leading to an unexpected quest.
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  • @mandarinduck
    @mandarinduck 4 года назад +11838

    Tyrell has clearly played D&D before.

    • @GoneInABlaiz
      @GoneInABlaiz 4 года назад +120

      1k likes and no replies ?ima fix that

    • @Misieq145
      @Misieq145 4 года назад +609

      It might seem like how a total newbie plays, but in fact that's how veterans play

    • @Josie-th3id
      @Josie-th3id 4 года назад +36

      Deadass 😂

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 4 года назад +65

      I thought they were all going to pile into his Escalade and go to the bar for real! See some real titties fall out!

    • @Competitive_Antagonist
      @Competitive_Antagonist 4 года назад +109

      This is probably what alt right D&D players think will happen if they allow black people to play.

  • @Hakusheri
    @Hakusheri 3 года назад +3770

    When you try to satirize something but inadvertently get it 100% accurate

    • @PierzStyx
      @PierzStyx 3 года назад +94

      This is basically a game of Shadowrun.

    • @JumpingTuna
      @JumpingTuna Год назад +44

      Honestly, this is how 90% of games go.

    • @echopryme
      @echopryme 11 месяцев назад +5

      RIFTS!!!

    • @ExtraordinaryMachine333
      @ExtraordinaryMachine333 9 месяцев назад +13

      No, advertent accuracy. Peele is the Nerd King of Comedy.

    • @Zobmoon02
      @Zobmoon02 8 месяцев назад

      You’re not wrong lol 😂

  • @FangedBeauty
    @FangedBeauty 3 года назад +1650

    I wish this was about 2 hours longer.

    • @Ser_Arthur_Dayne
      @Ser_Arthur_Dayne 2 года назад +15

      But I want to be a GIANT, Yo.... All Big.... and I want to get some Bitches, where The Club at in Isseldorf , yo?? Kanye The Giant orders Alize....

    • @skillagerthevillagermain
      @skillagerthevillagermain 2 года назад +11

      There's something close called dnd gangsta edition. It doesn't have Kanye but it does have the same kinda feel to it

    • @mikecurtis11
      @mikecurtis11 Год назад +3

      A movie like "Knights of Badassdom" might fit the bill instead.

    • @Ann963
      @Ann963 8 месяцев назад

      Yes, I would watch them play D&D!

    • @nubbin2415
      @nubbin2415 8 месяцев назад +1

      Your welcome for the 1k

  • @eddiekalista3222
    @eddiekalista3222 3 года назад +2910

    Can we talk about how awesome the Asian guy is? He immediately jumped right into connecting with the new player and his character. One of the hardest parts about being a brand new player to tabletop role playing games is trying to integrate into an experienced table, especially mid campaign. Asian guy immediately accepts Tyrell, has his character help Kanye the Giant, and even backs Tyrell/Kanye the Giant against the DM.

    • @sunpy7908
      @sunpy7908 3 года назад +204

      Shit, that's a great point, as someone who's too intimidated to play D&D, if there were other players willing to follow a fumbling noob, I think this would be a great gateway if more players were like this

    • @angelsilva7207
      @angelsilva7207 3 года назад +155

      I love his face when he fists bumps him. His face glows up like he’s finally proud to be apart of the “cool kids” clique

    • @BMWS1000RRR
      @BMWS1000RRR 2 года назад +32

      I think everyone here was fun and accepting expect for key. 🤣

    • @CgPallaeon
      @CgPallaeon 2 года назад +59

      Pillboi from The Good Place! He's great in a lot of other roles and is a hidden gem.

    • @itsd0nk
      @itsd0nk 2 года назад +23

      He seemed so excited to receive that fist bump. It was adorable lmao

  • @FabioxARG
    @FabioxARG 4 года назад +15115

    Considering his chaotic evil alignment he was spot on with his actions.

  • @LyssLiLi
    @LyssLiLi 5 лет назад +27338

    *His hip-hop cousin is the human personification of the Skyrim mod community.*

  • @Snickers42069
    @Snickers42069 2 года назад +2087

    This is pretty spot on, my DM fucked up by admitting that all ingredients for Crack technically exist in his world. I then derailed like 8 sessions with my Crack cooking/gang related activities.

    • @MarcoGarcia-lg5tl
      @MarcoGarcia-lg5tl 2 года назад

      thats fucking dope. if i were your dm i would crap the shit i had and would have pulled out a D&D breaking bad campaign on your ass

    • @thecommentwith0likes
      @thecommentwith0likes 2 года назад +110

      makes me wanna play this with my friends lmfao

    • @gfanikf
      @gfanikf Год назад +123

      My hero. Seriously the best part of D&D is playing with people who have a sense of humor.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Год назад +2

      Lies again? HDB Paris

    • @alnu8355
      @alnu8355 Год назад +6

      You...fucking...mad...lad...LEGEND! Go big or go home you brilliant bastard.

  • @kerizmaa
    @kerizmaa 3 года назад +227

    This is one of the skits that actually didnt go on long enough. I want a full episode

  • @bryceshaw5937
    @bryceshaw5937 4 года назад +6611

    “You’re gonna have to roll 18 or higher.. 20..”

    • @aok2075
      @aok2075 4 года назад +364

      What you expect from a nigga whose gods are money and bitches

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 4 года назад +161

      The eye of Odin opens up *roll* 16 tiddies fall out.

    • @deliarivera9437
      @deliarivera9437 4 года назад +6

      @@NeoStoicism funniest part of the clip😂😂

    • @last808
      @last808 4 года назад +21

      I'm not so sure, roll a perception check. What's your wisdom modifier?

    • @Direultimatum
      @Direultimatum 4 года назад +41

      That is the one accurate thing in this sketch. Just "there is no way my players will roll high enough for this" lol

  • @FoshoTheOne
    @FoshoTheOne 5 лет назад +3753

    “Where the club at in Isidore yo?” 😂

    • @Gblonkers
      @Gblonkers 5 лет назад +27

      0:52

    • @eanoworro1028
      @eanoworro1028 5 лет назад +4

      You Da Real MVP

    • @willowandluka5302
      @willowandluka5302 5 лет назад +52

      I think they said “Isildur”. He’s a man from The Lord of the Rings lore who defeated Sarumon by cutting off his ring, but failed to drop the ring into the fires of Mount Doom from whence the ring was created. He became consumed by the ring’s power. So basically, Isildur is the reason Frodo and Sam have to walk from The Shire all the way to Mount Doom in Mordor. Also, there is a professional online poker player by the name Isildur. In case you were wondering.

    • @serbronnoftheblackwater798
      @serbronnoftheblackwater798 5 лет назад +28

      @@willowandluka5302 stfu nerd

    • @aspeckt1
      @aspeckt1 5 лет назад +7

      all that just to correct his spelling .

  • @JakubWojciechowski933
    @JakubWojciechowski933 3 года назад +114

    I love how they try to make weird and not normal D&D, but actually end up with your everytime, normal session

  • @papertroll1876
    @papertroll1876 3 года назад +230

    Finally, someone who truly understands the deep lore behind the forgotten realms!

  • @Rivent90
    @Rivent90 5 лет назад +5427

    The DM telling players they can't do things they want to do then someone storming off is the most realistic representation of D&D

    • @komalahayes1535
      @komalahayes1535 5 лет назад +50

      My old DM was a thief who stole his way to the top. He would excommunicate for stuff like that.😂👏

    • @beaug.2326
      @beaug.2326 5 лет назад +142

      The only time I've ever stormed out was when I forgot I had given a stupidly OP magic item to a player until they used it to put a dragon to sleep instead of fighting and chasing it off.... Lesson learned there.

    • @komalahayes1535
      @komalahayes1535 5 лет назад +5

      @@beaug.2326 I get that.👍

    • @komalahayes1535
      @komalahayes1535 5 лет назад +2

      It's"moving the goalposts.😐

    • @TheBlackLantern34
      @TheBlackLantern34 4 года назад +46

      Sounds like you've been playing with some bottom tier shitty DMs

  • @rawlikethat776
    @rawlikethat776 4 года назад +5156

    This is what actual dnd with friends is like. This is not out of the ordinary.

    • @last808
      @last808 4 года назад +187

      It was a little light on skill/save checks and roleplay... but pretty much yeah.

    • @Direultimatum
      @Direultimatum 4 года назад +288

      Specially the "no way he will roll this number" and proceeds to roll it

    • @lainelowe603
      @lainelowe603 4 года назад +82

      @@Solanum29 that's the best way to play the game

    • @morgangray4208
      @morgangray4208 4 года назад +3

      Phil McCrevice congratulations

    • @5uper5wagbear95
      @5uper5wagbear95 4 года назад +20

      @ Victor Lara I’m laughing waaay too much at this and don’t know what that says about me LMAO

  • @robertjones8260
    @robertjones8260 3 года назад +77

    "I wanna go get some bit-"
    "I WILL JOIN YOU ON YOUR QUEST!"

  • @michaelmorse6801
    @michaelmorse6801 3 года назад +319

    Dude, so true. A couple of my friends played D&D for a long time. One day I came in and played with them. I did the same exact thing because I thought I would only play it once so I was just gonna do some stupid stuff and get out. That was 2 years ago and now I have a Wife, 7 Kids, and a Dragon in D&D. Wtf happened man...

    • @aslime2151
      @aslime2151 Год назад +52

      Consequences.

    • @CCgivemeawedgy
      @CCgivemeawedgy 10 месяцев назад +12

      Didn't use protection, that's what happened...

    • @HeartLikeAWildHorse
      @HeartLikeAWildHorse 10 месяцев назад +10

      Yeah I once fumbled/seduced my way into becoming a monarch and a D&D power ranger...then that character became an NPC in our next campaign.

    • @GorillaMastah
      @GorillaMastah 9 месяцев назад +7

      7 kids wtf

    • @peeron6829
      @peeron6829 8 месяцев назад +3

      Damn you made 7 kids in 2 years?😂

  • @AudioDestinyHQ
    @AudioDestinyHQ 4 года назад +13068

    Anyone gonna mention Keegan’s awesome stuffy nose voice? 😂👃🏼

    • @MrFavorable1
      @MrFavorable1 4 года назад +164

      Yes. It's why this skit is so funny to me.

    • @protostargaming3972
      @protostargaming3972 4 года назад +27

      Just about to mention that.

    • @mike70377
      @mike70377 4 года назад +7

      No

    • @kaguth
      @kaguth 4 года назад +82

      He must have studied real D&D players.

    • @kiddhkane
      @kiddhkane 4 года назад +70

      Bruh, it actually hurts my sinus to hear him talk like that

  • @josephortiz4309
    @josephortiz4309 4 года назад +12191

    Here we have Jordan Peele doing an amazing Tyler the Creator impression

    • @tdot7084
      @tdot7084 4 года назад +158

      Joseph Ortiz This would have more likes if Jordan Peele would have a bit more enthusiasm 🤣

    • @jovonnix3789
      @jovonnix3789 4 года назад +11

      😂😂😂 i just bout to say the same vro

    • @claytonbrown7120
      @claytonbrown7120 4 года назад +34

      Tyler the creator wasn’t this creative

    • @avaangel4446
      @avaangel4446 4 года назад +6

      Yesssss

    • @communityEsc
      @communityEsc 4 года назад +2

      Essentially.

  • @whywelovefilm7079
    @whywelovefilm7079 3 года назад +45

    If you think about it, Keegan has some really cool friends in this skit. They both know Jordan has never played D&D and he's probably into different stuff than they are. So instead of laughing and making fun of him like Keegan is doing, they're both playing along with Jordan so he doesn't feel out of place or unwanted. That's some real friendship right there...
    Or they're just some Nerds who wanted to go the Club, drink some Alize and try to get some Bitches...😂

  • @jeffersonian4
    @jeffersonian4 3 года назад +67

    "You see a bevy of well-endowed wenches."

  • @four-twenty4205
    @four-twenty4205 4 года назад +6265

    The Asian guy's face when Tyrrell fist bumps him is brilliant.

    • @R.O.T.C._SEEM
      @R.O.T.C._SEEM 4 года назад +43

      Asian 😑 he's not Asian

    • @sammoeller2702
      @sammoeller2702 4 года назад +140

      *Pillboi

    • @41-Haiku
      @41-Haiku 4 года назад +18

      @@sammoeller2702 Oh yes, I was trying to place him!

    • @Yemeth42pis
      @Yemeth42pis 4 года назад +177

      @@R.O.T.C._SEEM He is of Filipino descent so he is asian as long as we are talking apearances (he is obviously american).

    • @redbloom8491
      @redbloom8491 4 года назад +26

      That's pillbooooooy

  • @alwest4472
    @alwest4472 4 года назад +2540

    "Kanye the giant challenges the evil lord to a game of front hand backhand

    • @Saronite
      @Saronite 4 года назад +48

      Evil lord is doomed for eternity because *THERE IS NO GAME CALLED FRONT HAND BACKHAND I JUST MADE IT UP SO I CAN SLAP YOU*

    • @zeusesparza1291
      @zeusesparza1291 3 года назад +19

      IM ABOUT TO SLAP YOU IN THE FACE AS SOON AS ITS MY TURN

    • @brogrammerplus7683
      @brogrammerplus7683 3 года назад +11

      I get that reference😂

    • @jasonpierce4624
      @jasonpierce4624 3 года назад +24

      @@zeusesparza1291 THERE AINT NO TURN NIGGA CAUSE THERE AINT NO GAME!!!!

    • @rohitiyer926
      @rohitiyer926 3 года назад +9

      Jason Pierce YOU AINT GOT NO GAME. BACKHAND N****

  • @CliffCarmichael
    @CliffCarmichael 2 года назад +15

    observe the fist bump and reaction at 1:50, that is grade A acting right there man

  • @TruckerJohn97
    @TruckerJohn97 3 года назад +42

    “I grab the money out of the register” whoa that escalated quickly

  • @MageryGuy
    @MageryGuy 4 года назад +6545

    Seeing as most groups turn into rampaging murder hobo's, this is a pretty successful game.

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 4 года назад +64

      Fallout. Wasteland. General games using GURPS. fuck yeah EVERY TIME LOL.

    • @jackiegleeson7852
      @jackiegleeson7852 4 года назад +184

      Yeah it's hard to play with a group and not turn into a bigger villain the the main villain

    • @Mateo-et3wl
      @Mateo-et3wl 4 года назад +16

      Why the apostrophe?

    • @Parhelion2
      @Parhelion2 4 года назад +3

      MageryGuy what are you talking about this is how all murder hobo games are. They do whatever they want

    • @Desron58
      @Desron58 4 года назад +67

      It was good business to rob the weak villagers who said they had great wealth to hire us to kill the powerful monsters terrorizing them. Low risk. High reward.

  • @nutshot_brawler8466
    @nutshot_brawler8466 5 лет назад +2347

    My favourite part was when Tyrell fist bumps the other guy for stealing the money

  • @carternova4458
    @carternova4458 Год назад +25

    Tyrell is definitely an experienced DND player

  • @kyrasoze516
    @kyrasoze516 Год назад +10

    "16 titties fall out."
    I laughed until I cried.

  • @ButterChron
    @ButterChron 5 лет назад +1093

    "Plus, Kanye the Giant put his Demo CD in his CD Player" lmaooo

  • @nerulon089
    @nerulon089 5 лет назад +1142

    So the SUV was ok, but the CD is too much ? 😂

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 5 лет назад +34

      Hahahahahaha, I guess everyone has their breaking point!😂

    • @s-wo8781
      @s-wo8781 4 года назад +33

      He probably couldn't think of a fantasy replacement with the CD as with the SUV he could've said it was a carriage or some shit.

    • @thedarthbear
      @thedarthbear 4 года назад +9

      @@s-wo8781 CD players were always called Bard-in-a-box whenever a DM busted out time travel and technological shenanigans.

    • @snowleopard9907
      @snowleopard9907 4 года назад +15

      He probably didnt want to hear his mix tape again

    • @8figures8
      @8figures8 4 года назад

      LMFAO 😂😂😂

  • @cavemancult1999
    @cavemancult1999 4 года назад +47

    Would unironically love to watch a full live action series of Hip Hop DnD

  • @geothack7538
    @geothack7538 3 года назад +750

    Real talk, this was a bad DM, his cousin is willing to play, he should have ad libbed a gang fight for them.

    • @maryjones104
      @maryjones104 3 года назад +78

      Things the DM could have done better -
      Giants are not a playable race, so suggest Goliaths instead.
      Get the party embroiled in some form of turf war between 2 gangs

    • @Thowzand_
      @Thowzand_ 3 года назад +4

      Jesus Christ is coming soon he loves you all please repent and accept him and be careful with that vaccine pray on it

    • @xXChaoticRavenXx
      @xXChaoticRavenXx 3 года назад +44

      @@Thowzand_ shut the fuck up

    • @mauirandall8176
      @mauirandall8176 3 года назад +26

      @@Thowzand_ pray you don't get slapped upside the head, I don't mind if you're not interested in taking the vaccine but enjoy not going out

    • @INTPTT
      @INTPTT 3 года назад +25

      The DM's a player too, and if this isn't the sort of game he wants to run, he doesn't have to. But he should've communicated that better, and he could've tried to find a compromise between his vision and Tyrell's vision.

  • @gracebaptistchurch6817
    @gracebaptistchurch6817 4 года назад +2116

    “Where the club at in isildore yo” 😭😭

    • @sandrodeclercq5387
      @sandrodeclercq5387 3 года назад +6

      I'm dying 😂😂😂😂

    • @scoobysnacks8729
      @scoobysnacks8729 3 года назад +5

      I just made your comment 700, how do you feel now that you don't have 699 likes

    • @gracebaptistchurch6817
      @gracebaptistchurch6817 3 года назад +7

      Scooby Snacks I feel blessed scooby

    • @anthrax3404
      @anthrax3404 3 года назад +8

      holy shit I just realized... isildur... as in the high king of gondor and arnor aka the guy who didn't throw sauron's ring into the fire...

    • @tuneboyz5634
      @tuneboyz5634 3 года назад +8

      Aint none of y'all old enough to go to the damn club

  • @drkickyoface
    @drkickyoface 5 лет назад +2088

    Dunno why the DM is mad this shit happens in d&d all the time lol

    • @christopherhardnett558
      @christopherhardnett558 5 лет назад +37

      Really,

    • @triggerhappy6398
      @triggerhappy6398 5 лет назад +122

      To be honest if they were to modernize it would be like a "bright" universe.

    • @henriqueribeiro8167
      @henriqueribeiro8167 5 лет назад +47

      @@triggerhappy6398
      Shadowrun style. The new player probably would like it.

    • @jeffslagle5357
      @jeffslagle5357 5 лет назад +78

      @@christopherhardnett558 Yeah, absolutely. Every table I've ever played at get's pretty silly with it.

    • @boho3785
      @boho3785 5 лет назад +84

      Probably because someone forgot to bring weed. This game is not properly equipped

  • @da_pikmin_coder8367
    @da_pikmin_coder8367 3 года назад +11

    2:23 I like how he poggers over him having an SUV.

  • @colenorthway8578
    @colenorthway8578 3 года назад +48

    his nervous laugh when he said he wanted to be a giant got me dying. so accurate lmao

  • @packaday266
    @packaday266 4 года назад +2605

    "I wanna get some bitches"
    "Well that's not usually how this goes-"
    THATS LITERALLY ALWAYS HOW IT GOES

    • @viddergrapho8488
      @viddergrapho8488 2 года назад +94

      He may be a giant but he classed in bard

    • @JoshIdstein
      @JoshIdstein 2 года назад +32

      As a gnome bard I can confirm, THIS IS ALWAYS HOW IT GOES.

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 2 года назад +33

      This DM is clearly new to D&D

    • @jonathanstern5537
      @jonathanstern5537 Год назад

      First you get the gold, then you get the bitches.

    • @dragoninthewest1
      @dragoninthewest1 Год назад +1

      ​@@mar_speedman indeed

  • @sendo8406
    @sendo8406 4 года назад +1113

    That priceless look of shame after he says
    “I accept Kanye the giants gods and uhhh I steal some of the money too”! 😂🤣

  • @MarkUs00
    @MarkUs00 3 года назад +14

    1:47 - he sounded exactly like Lester Crest of GTA V discussing the heist.

  • @frick_____you
    @frick_____you 3 года назад +50

    Tyrell was actually trying to piss off the DM so he'd rage quit, and he could take over the game.

    • @Judgement_Kazzy
      @Judgement_Kazzy 2 года назад +1

      I'd pay money to see Kanye the Giant go on an adventure with Old Man Henderson.

    • @frick_____you
      @frick_____you 2 года назад

      @@Judgement_Kazzy Too powerful. The universe would be destroyed.

  • @EpicTweety
    @EpicTweety 5 лет назад +5755

    Wow, the new season of Stranger Things looks promising.

    • @IBmaster4
      @IBmaster4 5 лет назад +25

      Could flop

    • @EpicTweety
      @EpicTweety 5 лет назад +32

      @@IBmaster4 Definitely a possibility

    • @etiennedegaulle3817
      @etiennedegaulle3817 5 лет назад +7

      if only ....

    • @jonzee9190
      @jonzee9190 5 лет назад +6

      @@IBmaster4 I doubt it'll flop but this'll be the last season watching

    • @myrenmusic1611
      @myrenmusic1611 5 лет назад +3

      this is key & peele not strange thing

  • @makatron
    @makatron 5 лет назад +715

    So you're telling me that years after the show is over its possible to catch an unseen sketch? What kind of sorcery is this?!

    • @KennyJ702
      @KennyJ702 5 лет назад +7

      Hey some unseen Chappelle Show skits are somewhere floating around somewhere so anything is possible

    • @LLUrbanAchiever
      @LLUrbanAchiever 5 лет назад +64

      Kanye the Giant forces Comedy Central to release all key and peele skits

    • @williamdickerson3621
      @williamdickerson3621 5 лет назад +5

      Naww, it's in like episode 4 of season 1.

    • @NS1.
      @NS1. 5 лет назад +8

      not me man, I can't remember which season/episode this is, but I binge watched the whole show on hulu, and I remember this ep.

    • @larrygrogan4408
      @larrygrogan4408 5 лет назад +6

      Isaac Alonzo, your RUclips logarithm just rolled a 20!

  • @sarahcleary7332
    @sarahcleary7332 Год назад +5

    Underrated part is how casually and confidently Tyrell takes over as DM.

  • @AntsyBoi
    @AntsyBoi 3 года назад +15

    I need this as a series

  • @KvnDWr
    @KvnDWr 4 года назад +358

    "Alright, you see a bevy of well-endowed wenches" 😂😂😂 This is easily one of Key's best sketches

  • @fan2fics389
    @fan2fics389 5 лет назад +680

    The wigs and acting in this show is amazing honestly 😂

    • @celkat
      @celkat 5 лет назад +3

      So true - these guys have amazing wigs throughout their show, it impresses every time

    • @lugaruclone
      @lugaruclone 5 лет назад +1

      The football sketches are basically 'get me ALL the wigs, lets come up with names for all of them!'

  • @lightoftheworld1809
    @lightoftheworld1809 3 года назад +8

    "And their ill-gotten gains" hahaha

  • @randomthings1539
    @randomthings1539 3 года назад +36

    i wouldn't be surprised if he had said:
    *Kanye the giant wants to be a president*

    • @bimlauyomashitobi421
      @bimlauyomashitobi421 3 года назад +3

      *A group of scrawny SJW’s enter the bar. They sneer up at Kanye the Giant, calling his a racist bigot*
      “Slap dem fools”
      * *Rolls 20* *
      *Scrawny SJW’s get slapped across the bar, crying between screeches and gasping for air as if it’s the first time they’ve ever been spanked*

  • @stevenjamesswinford
    @stevenjamesswinford 5 лет назад +12272

    These skits give me sustenance.

    • @tbfm
      @tbfm 5 лет назад +10

      @@0kkali yes

    • @mkguyadame4340
      @mkguyadame4340 5 лет назад +21

      I have hulu

    • @klynch572
      @klynch572 5 лет назад +19

      So many seasons of this show. Hard to remember every skit

    • @USMCasper
      @USMCasper 5 лет назад +88

      @@0kkali This is a skit from 2012 and has been on youtube a few times yet this is the first time I have seen it. Stop being a dick.

    • @KombatGod
      @KombatGod 5 лет назад +21

      I hope they plan on releasing more skits here on youtube, there are a lot that were only shown in their show, but never uploaded here.

  • @Sleipnirseight
    @Sleipnirseight 4 года назад +1116

    Wait.... Do other parties *not* slap the bar tender, steal the money, then run off with alcohol and hotties.....? Is this why our DM is so angry all the time??

    • @jonathanmarshall4820
      @jonathanmarshall4820 4 года назад +6

      This is a dream come true

    • @AtlasJotun
      @AtlasJotun 4 года назад +23

      I don't know, sounds like some proper dungeon-crawling tomfoolery to me. What else are you supposed to do?

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 4 года назад +16

      Top ten ways you ruin you DM plans and piss them off.

    • @flsavage6917
      @flsavage6917 4 года назад +1

      You’re one of those hotties

    • @SethKotta
      @SethKotta 4 года назад +3

      I'd be pissed too if my players forgot about their mix CD.

  • @hadison6838
    @hadison6838 3 года назад +6

    Hey, that's the mighty guy that collects several Infinity Stones.

  • @pseud53
    @pseud53 6 месяцев назад +2

    "I grab money out of the register." Possibly the funniest thing I've heard all week, can you just imagine in a medieval tavern, the cleric robs the place whilst a giant is slapping the bartender.

  • @dump3deg6
    @dump3deg6 4 года назад +813

    I've seen this happen in real life. I was in a inpatient rehab and this hood dude was playing D&D

    • @LoneWolf-mn3dg
      @LoneWolf-mn3dg 4 года назад +40

      what happened in the game? sum'n like "I wanna go find some sex deprived wenches"?

    • @zachburskey8868
      @zachburskey8868 4 года назад +112

      DnD is incredibly popular in federal prisons, the libraries even have some of the books. Where state prisons there is probably going to be a ladder in either Life, Monopoly, or risk, whichever one is the most abundant.

    • @triplecrosscounter
      @triplecrosscounter 4 года назад +68

      @@zachburskey8868 DnD in prison? Sounds dope as fuck.

    • @CharalamposKoundourakis
      @CharalamposKoundourakis 4 года назад +144

      @@triplecrosscounter If my dope you mean a sole escape from a miserable existence, yeah it's preety dope.

    • @villyintheflesh
      @villyintheflesh 4 года назад +128

      qlpacca it’s almost as if inmates are human beings with complicated interests and individuality just like the rest of us

  • @agiar2000
    @agiar2000 5 лет назад +385

    Well, looks to me like Tyrell is really good at roleplaying. He got the "Chaotic Evil" aspect of the giant very well! :)

    • @frederikvilms1281
      @frederikvilms1281 4 года назад +9

      "Kanye slaps his dick off"

    • @lily_astral
      @lily_astral 4 года назад +2

      I would have gotten so turned on as a DM at this. Alizé? Nah, all this bar has is Henny. WE DRINK BROWN TONIGHT FAM.

    • @agiar2000
      @agiar2000 4 года назад +1

      @@frederikvilms1281 1:37

    • @ananandanand
      @ananandanand 4 года назад

      @@lily_astral hot psycho boys huh hahah

  • @VolcyThoughts
    @VolcyThoughts 3 года назад +7

    A couple of my friends and I grew up in the inner city and we decided to play D&D while drunk for fun, having no clue what we’re doing. It kinda went exactly like this only everyone was completely on board.

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 2 года назад +48

    Story time: I grew up in a, let's just say, "shady" area and everyone I knew was a drug dealer, drug user or a gangbanger, including my neighbor. Anyway I started playing MTG (Magic the Gathering) and my neighbor, a hardcore, bald headed, tatted up ganbanger, one day asked me if I could teach him how to play. I was surprised at first but I decided to teach him, despite his demeanor, since he seemed genuinely intrigued. So I thought him how to play. At first I thought he was gonna learn, play it for a while and go back to gangbanging. But no he actually got good and had one of the best mono green "stompy" decks I've ever seen, even to this day. He was such a hardcore looking guy that you'd never guess he was also a devoted MTG player. He passed away 5 years ago, cops killed him, but I'll never forget that dude. RIP Johnny (that's his name), we'll play again when I see you again in the afterlife.

    • @manzeve1218
      @manzeve1218 2 года назад

      I'm calling bullshit on this memory...🧐

    • @Anon-qp3kt
      @Anon-qp3kt 2 года назад

      Steal his deck and invoke his spirit to win in tournaments yo

  • @BatmanPops
    @BatmanPops 5 лет назад +1247

    Keegan voice sounds like he ready to take pizza orders over the phone...😂

  • @rafaeltrivino1790
    @rafaeltrivino1790 5 лет назад +1210

    "Do whatever you want!"
    That's the whole point of the game.

    • @JohnCephas
      @JohnCephas 4 года назад +93

      the point of dnd is not ignore the setting and have an SUV with CDs

    • @rafaeltrivino1790
      @rafaeltrivino1790 4 года назад +82

      Sixteen titties fall out.

    • @emmettdonkeydoodle6230
      @emmettdonkeydoodle6230 4 года назад +46

      Rafael Trivino that’s the opposite point of the game
      The real point is “attempt to do what you want while the DM and all the laws of this world work against you”

    • @adam88721
      @adam88721 4 года назад +5

      My friends never wanted me to play DnD with them because I wanted to be shielded mech... Apparently it was an unwelcome fellow in attempting to vanquish the evil king of Murtan.

    • @GrimSleepy
      @GrimSleepy 4 года назад +3

      @@adam88721 making assumptions: So, if your character is indestructible or impossible to stand against. We already know the outcome of you enslaving and destroying the universe in sum of 5 minutes. Why play? 90%+ of my PCs are in a trapper keeper I call "The Graveyard".

  • @user-sq3cg6er2o
    @user-sq3cg6er2o Год назад +1

    A Key and Peele sketch I haven't seen?....sold!

  • @charlesburrows9871
    @charlesburrows9871 4 года назад +5

    This is a scarily accurate representation of d&d

  • @megamarsonic
    @megamarsonic 4 года назад +766

    "Plus, Kanye the Giant puts his demo CD in the CD player." LMAO

    • @SethKotta
      @SethKotta 4 года назад +26

      DM: okay. Give me a dexterity save as the CD player starts spitting fire.

    • @neversaynever22ful
      @neversaynever22ful 4 года назад +2

      lmao took me out

    • @TooMuchToCareAbout2
      @TooMuchToCareAbout2 3 года назад +9

      I like how the DM loses it on CDs but didnt bat an eye at the SUV. 🤣

  • @boombadger
    @boombadger 4 года назад +530

    This is basically how most dnd games go in my experience anyway, except the DM is usually completely on board with it

    • @iamihop1123
      @iamihop1123 4 года назад +13

      Weird. My main one hasn't. Maybe that's because the DM and all four of the other players are women?

    • @epicgug
      @epicgug 4 года назад +9

      @@iamihop1123 ur dumb cuz boys r better at d and d

    • @iamihop1123
      @iamihop1123 4 года назад +19

      @Mister Guy Oh, right, I forgot that we're living in a post-gender era in which men and women are equally objectifying, misogynistic, and obsessed with living out unrealized sexual and financial fantasies.
      _In the past_ I suspect that women were less likely to talk about each other that way because they know what it's like to be referred to as one of "the bitches" who are nothing but tail. In the past. Not now. Because that doesn't happen anymore.

    • @abdullahahmad4239
      @abdullahahmad4239 4 года назад +8

      @@iamihop1123 You're a moron

    • @cocoapixels
      @cocoapixels 4 года назад +9

      @@iamihop1123 Please shut the fuck up holy fuck.

  • @Ornithorhynchus.
    @Ornithorhynchus. 2 года назад +3

    the happiness of finding an unwatched Key & Peele skit makes me ascend into the astral plane.

  • @heartbeatsdrum
    @heartbeatsdrum Год назад +3

    "Where da' club at in Issldore, yo."
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @scottcain8996
    @scottcain8996 5 лет назад +492

    Once had a character who pimp slapped enemies. He called it his platinum hand.

    • @hirodesauce274
      @hirodesauce274 4 года назад +18

      No you gotta say everything A pimp named slickback

    • @drakevegas7073
      @drakevegas7073 4 года назад +18

      Make The Platinum Hand of Bahamut a magic item or a cleric spell for him.

    • @excitedcat9517
      @excitedcat9517 4 года назад +2

      Scott Cain
      *HELL YEAH!!!!!*
      *THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!!!!*

    • @diegopansini3152
      @diegopansini3152 4 года назад +3

      @@hirodesauce274 Ah, a man of culture. A Pimp Named Slickback approves

    • @danklord4315
      @danklord4315 4 года назад

      My character once yeeted a mans shoes so hard he got thanos snapped

  • @llarmerfarmer5905
    @llarmerfarmer5905 4 года назад +702

    Tyrell is how most people act while playing d and d

    • @notafurry5965
      @notafurry5965 4 года назад +20

      Nobody doesn’t play DND like this

    • @WhatswhatwhatwhT
      @WhatswhatwhatwhT 4 года назад +1

      Not a Furry wat?

    • @TheDancerMacabre
      @TheDancerMacabre 4 года назад +55

      @@notafurry5965 this is pretty spot on.
      Getting into a random fight with an NPC, Nat 20 to make the DMs plans fall apart, steal anything that isn't nailed down, some erotica.
      After the 4th or 5th session, we all turn into murderhobos.

    • @diaperfang5293
      @diaperfang5293 4 года назад +5

      @@TheDancerMacabre Not everyone is a braindead murder hobo like you bro

    • @diaperfang5293
      @diaperfang5293 4 года назад +2

      @Guilherme Santosnah

  • @jonathanblock3634
    @jonathanblock3634 3 года назад +7

    I love how Keagen can make his voice so nasally

  • @Mcruz0r
    @Mcruz0r Год назад +17

    The other friend's excitement when they impressed the top g dude, so realistic lmao.

  • @scrubtronics6948
    @scrubtronics6948 4 года назад +407

    I could literally watch an hour long video of this unfurling

    • @boozec
      @boozec 4 года назад +4

      Yeah, I need to find a real life video of them playing this.

    • @Wattaseb
      @Wattaseb 3 года назад

      Look up Node's D&D Haunted Mansion Series

    • @ArcanumV
      @ArcanumV 3 года назад +1

      The Whitest Kids U' Know's Buckerson & Meyers campaign is at least 13 hours of this kind of gaming.

  • @Scarshadow666
    @Scarshadow666 5 лет назад +143

    The moment that Tyrel said "His name is Kanye. He's a giant, yo," is the moment that I knew I was in for several minutes of wheezing laughter, lolz. 😆😂🤣😆😂🤣😆😂🤣

  • @ItsRoronoaZoro
    @ItsRoronoaZoro 2 года назад +4

    0:19 The little chuckle thing he does gets me every time 😂

  • @emprrpalps
    @emprrpalps 3 года назад +2

    this skit needs to be a series

  • @vandalsavage2074
    @vandalsavage2074 4 года назад +2226

    Not one initiative was rolled after that slap. My immersion is ruined.

    • @juanandrade2581
      @juanandrade2581 4 года назад +372

      The bartender was killed instantly, he was bitched slap by a Giant. No need for initiative.

    • @missdirection4616
      @missdirection4616 4 года назад +38

      I hate to read a book by its cover but I sure the hell didn’t expect your picture to be next to a comment like that

    • @michaeldownie9995
      @michaeldownie9995 4 года назад +1

      Miss Direction lmfao

    • @therealshug
      @therealshug 4 года назад +67

      he rolled nat 20, that hobbit was fucking shook and too intimidated to fight back

    • @darkmatter7668
      @darkmatter7668 4 года назад +14

      @@missdirection4616 You need to meet new people 😂

  • @aleksd445
    @aleksd445 5 лет назад +2013

    Lol playing dnd only half serious is super fun, cussin, drinkin, no funny accents unless you wanna, it’s a great time

    • @tstan9713
      @tstan9713 5 лет назад +93

      My local game stop knock off in my small town holds games almost daily and i routinely stand at the perimeter and gaze upon their laughter. I ask horrible questions but they are humble and accepting. I have been invited to play soon.
      Sienote.... i do not come off as the DnD type, but i am stoked to play

    • @DarkBlood125
      @DarkBlood125 5 лет назад +52

      Nerd

    • @fabianmardini979
      @fabianmardini979 5 лет назад +17

      How do you play the game? What is the purpose?
      Looks hella fun.

    • @joshhayes169
      @joshhayes169 5 лет назад +3

      Go outside lol

    • @DefaultName-du3kr
      @DefaultName-du3kr 5 лет назад +35

      I never got the point of play these types of games unless people are doing it for shits and giggles. All the best stories I hear are from people who fuck around with perception or charisma to break the game.

  • @johnhsmckay
    @johnhsmckay 2 года назад +4

    I've seen this skit done many times. this is in my top 3 of the versions ive seen

  • @bensonbone
    @bensonbone Год назад +6

    Literally my first D&D 😂 my friends let me in the game and all I wanted to do was go to the tavern, cause chaos and burn it down

  • @Neverfate
    @Neverfate 5 лет назад +69

    This is still one of my favorite K&P skits. I feel so seen! I set up all these elaborate quests and my players just wanna start shit in a tavern.

    • @patchwilliamson
      @patchwilliamson 5 лет назад +7

      As someone whos been on both sides of the screen, any plans or prep you make will almost always get tossed out of the window immediately.

  • @aragorn1780
    @aragorn1780 5 лет назад +64

    This is precisely how every carefully crafted D&D campaign ends up XD

    • @Thomas-fz9xw
      @Thomas-fz9xw 5 лет назад +7

      Eventually you just give up and make it up as you go

  • @romanu2293
    @romanu2293 Год назад

    Hahahaha one of the best sketches of Key and Peele if seen so far😂 this characters should do a full movie 😂

  • @brdavis4471
    @brdavis4471 2 года назад +1

    The way he says it like air quotes "with their BITCHEZ and ILL-GOTTEN GAINS" cracks me up man was pissed😂

  • @randib.588
    @randib.588 4 года назад +99

    I love Peele's mannerisms in characters like this. He moves like he's not thinking. He's the exact same character as Forest Whitiker here.

  • @Yesnog05
    @Yesnog05 4 года назад +921

    Reminds me of my cousin who played D&D with me and my friends and he was a Dragonborn monk named Dragonface of the Wu Tang clan and he would always try and attempt to punch everyone in the groin lol

    • @FlightPatternPictures
      @FlightPatternPictures 4 года назад +69

      I'm currently in a campaign as a Dragonborn Monk, and I now realize I've been playing the game all wrong haha.

    • @Yesnog05
      @Yesnog05 4 года назад +107

      @@FlightPatternPictures Same. He was hesitant at first, but when he realized he can do anything in DnD, he was into it. One time he punched an ogre in the nuts and got a critical hit, he yelled "YEA!! WUU-TANG!!!" and we were in stitches. He was out Leeroy Jenkins in our parties.

    • @m.jailam8861
      @m.jailam8861 4 года назад +6

      MMORPGs exist now though

    • @Yesnog05
      @Yesnog05 4 года назад +105

      @@m.jailam8861 I dunno man. Can an MMORPG let you smoke weed and drink 40s, have a bard play spongebob music and tenacious d when in battle, have the bard flash her tits to deceive and persuade NPCs, have a barbarian do a german suplex on a dragon in midair, and a monk to punch people in the dick and have the chance of stunning them?

    • @mlittrell4781
      @mlittrell4781 4 года назад +7

      Yes. You gotta find the right DM...

  • @evingrindle1929
    @evingrindle1929 3 года назад +5

    "I grab the money from the register"
    *fist bump*

  • @ashmac87
    @ashmac87 4 года назад +1

    This is one of my favorites

  • @MichellaneousMe
    @MichellaneousMe 4 года назад +144

    Keegan can do any role.
    That was a believable dungeon master character.

    • @africanlogic757
      @africanlogic757 4 года назад +2

      Jordan can

    • @daviebaggins
      @daviebaggins 3 года назад

      They can play any role and make it nearly perfect . Did they hang out with nerds playing d&d?

    • @sebastianzuzi311
      @sebastianzuzi311 2 года назад +2

      @@daviebaggins they most likely were the nerds playing dnd

    • @dragoninthewest1
      @dragoninthewest1 Год назад

      ​@@sebastianzuzi311 Some of us were also athletes too. I rolled dice and was on the high school swim team. You know what the best part about swim team is? It's coed.

    • @SteambieGrimbley9110
      @SteambieGrimbley9110 Год назад

      @@dragoninthewest1 creep

  • @CrownSlayer
    @CrownSlayer 5 лет назад +233

    I wanna be a giant yo... *ALL BIG*
    lmao

  • @mitchellgeorge6031
    @mitchellgeorge6031 3 года назад +2

    This is how me and my friends play D&D. It’s honestly so much fun.

  • @OriginalCTWD
    @OriginalCTWD 3 года назад +1

    Part 2 I gotta hear the rest of their campaign

  • @AlvaroLau
    @AlvaroLau 4 года назад +94

    I must say that I never played D&D and I thought this would be just an "ok" sketch from K&P. I was so wrong. These guys are amazing!

    • @mrsir2378
      @mrsir2378 4 года назад +2

      Pathfinder is a newer version of d&d I thought I wouldn't like it being a hunter and gear head, but my buddy invited me to play after a work accident and now I run a game every Thursday at my house and play twice a month at my buddies house..

  • @joshallonce7717
    @joshallonce7717 5 лет назад +181

    As soon as I heard "Uh, greeting adventurers" I lost it LMFAOOOOO

  • @theonepieceguy9081
    @theonepieceguy9081 3 года назад

    This should be a whole series

  • @poodypooroo
    @poodypooroo 2 года назад +3

    I unironically want to see the rest of this adventure

  • @_Adie
    @_Adie 5 лет назад +934

    Okay, the idea of having a character from the hood in a D&D campaign is actually pretty sick. The idea of having a tabletop RPG set IN the hood is also pretty sick.

    • @CrazyDutchguys
      @CrazyDutchguys 5 лет назад +111

      You see a collection of dark elves in front of a rundown house, how do you continue?

    • @kennybrightwell1877
      @kennybrightwell1877 5 лет назад +18

      You should check out the new season if Dimension 20. While not explicitly set in the hood, it is set in modern New York.

    • @CanalTremocos
      @CanalTremocos 5 лет назад +33

      Cops definitely need nerfing.

    • @MasterOrona
      @MasterOrona 5 лет назад +39

      Lol can we call it “Moneys and Honeys”?

    • @shawnscientifica6689
      @shawnscientifica6689 5 лет назад +58

      "Aight homie, see these bitches round here ain't typical. Hoes on some mind flayer shit, will fuck your game up like it weren't nothing."
      As he finishes his sentence, a thick ass honey walks by in some booty shorts.
      Roll a will power save.

  • @JustSayingThinkAboutIt
    @JustSayingThinkAboutIt 4 года назад +48

    2:49, "Ight, I guess I'm the Dungeon Master now."

  • @princeparish5001
    @princeparish5001 4 года назад +73

    Why Jordan low-key looking and sounding like Tyler the creator 😭

    • @EmpressMenen
      @EmpressMenen 3 года назад +3

      Are you sure it's lowkey? 😭😬

  • @evewestmoreland2512
    @evewestmoreland2512 3 года назад +1

    As an avid D&D player this is pretty much the coolest I’ve ever felt.

  • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
    @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 5 лет назад +2635

    Kanye West
    Does his Kanye Best
    On his Kanye Quest
    To pass the Kanye Test
    But first,
    He must find the Kanye Breast

    • @tdot7084
      @tdot7084 4 года назад +25

      NIGHTMARE-NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE-NIGHTMARE-NIGHTMARE Ah you put your own spin on it. I like

    • @gh0stm0nst3r6
      @gh0stm0nst3r6 4 года назад +14

      Pound sign BARS

    • @stansmith4432
      @stansmith4432 4 года назад +4

      BARS!!

    • @HolyChaoMu
      @HolyChaoMu 4 года назад +16

      This is the old Kayne, this is the new Kayne
      This D&D Kayne!

    • @ozlemashimiyamoto1403
      @ozlemashimiyamoto1403 4 года назад +4

      Read it in the spiderman theme

  • @ArcanumV
    @ArcanumV 5 лет назад +502

    Aside from the Kanye the Giant character, I've definitely been in this scenario. High school gaming hit some pretty low lows.

    • @Kai-ow9gi
      @Kai-ow9gi 5 лет назад +2

      Oof

    • @coreyjackson9911
      @coreyjackson9911 5 лет назад +8

      Yeah, many a good game has been ruined by such.

    • @blondknight99
      @blondknight99 5 лет назад +21

      I thought so too, until I started playing RPG's in the Army. Being actually old enough to buy booze made for some hammered Hobbits yo!

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 5 лет назад +5

      @@coreyjackson9911 It depends how seriously you're taking it. Some DMs can roll with it pretty well too.

    • @tieuelium
      @tieuelium 5 лет назад +1

      Lol...I’ve been Kanye the Giant at many gaming tables! I turn into him when the game gets boring! 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @brianwarner308
    @brianwarner308 9 месяцев назад +4

    Both those guys faces at 2:23 were so funny that was great stuff

  • @kimberleyphillips6671
    @kimberleyphillips6671 3 года назад

    This is so amazingly warped.