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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
  • A woman’s boyfriend panics when she asks him for help moving apartments.
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @jazz39468
    @jazz39468 5 лет назад +38183

    Finding a key and peele video you haven’t watched is like finding a 20 dollar bill in your pocket.

    • @__-kb9no
      @__-kb9no 5 лет назад +609

      Or a little weed nugget in between my couch!!

    • @Potter5757
      @Potter5757 5 лет назад +130

      Erwinn Garrett honestly I get even more excited by key and Peele

    • @zombi05
      @zombi05 5 лет назад +31

      You're telling the truth. Where is Maury when you need him?

    • @toddrules111
      @toddrules111 5 лет назад +71

      I hadnt seen this one yet.

    • @InternalxHD
      @InternalxHD 5 лет назад +17

      facts

  • @bobsmith-xp2hb
    @bobsmith-xp2hb 4 года назад +18026

    I tried to get out of moving my girlfriend's stuff, now we're married.
    CONSEQUENCES.

    • @mr.l8723
      @mr.l8723 4 года назад +205

      bob smith Oh my god, are you ok!?!😨

    • @westernyay1701
      @westernyay1701 4 года назад +257

      bob smith I got hit by all keys of the piano CONSEQUENCES

    • @m.daniellagreen9856
      @m.daniellagreen9856 4 года назад +36

      bob smith 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @westernyay1701
      @westernyay1701 4 года назад +17

      deadcool 2 I see what you did there

    • @haywoodjblome4768
      @haywoodjblome4768 4 года назад +32

      You have the most generic name I've ever seen

  • @borisquince6302
    @borisquince6302 5 лет назад +6014

    When he changed from 12 hrs to 48 hrs, I died 😂😂😂😂

  • @liniquedavids1490
    @liniquedavids1490 3 года назад +729

    "I am so sorry, that I didn't plan my emotional turmoil, around your move." The indignation 😭

    • @HamburgerMolester
      @HamburgerMolester 2 года назад +16

      I think we've all used a bs line like that at some point or another in our lives 😂

  • @Idontknow-xy7bc
    @Idontknow-xy7bc 5 лет назад +7399

    I feel like I’ve seen this, but at the same time I feel like I haven’t

    • @myxos
      @myxos 5 лет назад +123

      They're reuploading videos from Comedy Central to K&P's own channel

    • @716calvin
      @716calvin 5 лет назад +22

      I dont know lol same

    • @flusterative795
      @flusterative795 5 лет назад +70

      That's exactly how I feel, even the title seems familiar but I just cannot remember watching it. So weird.

    • @sambalgoreng
      @sambalgoreng 5 лет назад +2

      RHETT AND LINK JUST BEING HONEST SONG!!!!!

    • @yaboinellz0804
      @yaboinellz0804 5 лет назад +3

      Or u just been threw this an your just now realizing it lol

  • @IncredibleStan
    @IncredibleStan 5 лет назад +17316

    People who own pickup trucks need to be very careful with who they make friends with

  • @kobbey21
    @kobbey21 3 года назад +3051

    When someone ask "What are you doing this Saturday?"
    Me: that depends on why you are asking

    • @britjazpena5831
      @britjazpena5831 3 года назад +16

      😂

    • @GaganSingh-nx2yv
      @GaganSingh-nx2yv 3 года назад +64

      Very busy sleeping.

    • @irocitZ
      @irocitZ 3 года назад +49

      I'm definitely not looking for an accidental lifetime of back pain.

    • @irocitZ
      @irocitZ 3 года назад +6

      @@GaganSingh-nx2yv yes, extremely busy sleeping...ha.

    • @gamebearing5764
      @gamebearing5764 3 года назад +12

      That is my legit response

  • @lhenderson4926
    @lhenderson4926 3 года назад +2845

    Plot twist: she was never moving, she just wanted him to paint the apartment

    • @chrisrobinson8339
      @chrisrobinson8339 3 года назад +95

      He's not going to paint that apartment either. 😆

    • @anemicsilence
      @anemicsilence 3 года назад +7

      @@chrisrobinson8339 🤣👍

    • @reversetyronemagnus1715
      @reversetyronemagnus1715 3 года назад +5

      And/or propose

    • @pavlovsunhappydog
      @pavlovsunhappydog 3 года назад +5

      The paint is for his appartment, She's already moved in, she never had an appartment..the mans finished.

    • @TJCID22
      @TJCID22 3 года назад

      @@pavlovsunhappydog And that is why you shouldn't get married.

  • @MelvinMansoor
    @MelvinMansoor 5 лет назад +7016

    I have a truck. When people mention moving altogether, I remove myself from their life until they are done.

    • @luckiestcharm
      @luckiestcharm 5 лет назад +56

      Melvin Mansoor 😂😂😂😂

    • @mhDarkWolf
      @mhDarkWolf 5 лет назад +106

      This is why I'm scared of getting another truck

    • @R1Flem
      @R1Flem 5 лет назад +9

      Same

    • @Samsung-ky2zf
      @Samsung-ky2zf 5 лет назад +28

      What a bitch

    • @YNTGUNS
      @YNTGUNS 5 лет назад +38

      Fuck i loved my my old truck, but i hated always having to mive ppls shit lol. Always asking fir something

  • @user-wn5dm6ku5i
    @user-wn5dm6ku5i 5 лет назад +13166

    Peele's make-up is crazy. Didn't even recognize him.

    • @NATEDIZZLES813
      @NATEDIZZLES813 5 лет назад +147

      That’s not Peele

    • @user-wn5dm6ku5i
      @user-wn5dm6ku5i 5 лет назад +1617

      Nate Manley r/woooosh

    • @earthangel6858
      @earthangel6858 5 лет назад +149

      @@user-wn5dm6ku5i lol...good one

    • @natecochrane93
      @natecochrane93 5 лет назад +587

      @@NATEDIZZLES813 how have you even made it this far in life?

    • @NATEDIZZLES813
      @NATEDIZZLES813 5 лет назад +96

      Nate Cochrane Ummm..... by waking up every morning.

  • @CupOfTae_SugaKookies_Sprite
    @CupOfTae_SugaKookies_Sprite 5 лет назад +6592

    You know it's serious when you don't eat the cherry pie.

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 5 лет назад +114

      That pie looks so good!!!

    • @corbinfobbs6409
      @corbinfobbs6409 5 лет назад +62

      Didn't even take a bite

    • @antondw7905
      @antondw7905 4 года назад +34

      Can't even enjoy a piece of pie without this b!*

    • @lequeen737
      @lequeen737 4 года назад +41

      Riiiight😂 my fat ass was like "nigga...................you better EAT that pie!!!!

    • @robertjones8260
      @robertjones8260 4 года назад +22

      I’d eat HER pie every day and twice on Sundays.

  • @chinoparatodo
    @chinoparatodo 4 года назад +106

    Man is prepared with a ring in his pocket at all times

    • @Monjoo
      @Monjoo 3 года назад +1

      Sometimes gold, sometimes rubber

    • @giri
      @giri 3 года назад

      underrated comment 💀

  • @FoshoTheOne
    @FoshoTheOne 5 лет назад +739

    Dude already tryna find a way to get out of painting that apartment 🤣

    • @icemanjr.5819
      @icemanjr.5819 5 лет назад +9

      FoshoGotFlow 😂 😂 😂 and gonna say thats what bfs do even though he just proposed

    • @joshbrock7917
      @joshbrock7917 5 лет назад +6

      IceMan jr. exactly! He should’ve said that’s what husbands do

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 2 года назад +1

      She didn’t even say yes she just jacked the ring 😂

  • @usykthegoat
    @usykthegoat 5 лет назад +154

    He said '48 hours' so quick. I can't. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jrjr3082
    @jrjr3082 5 лет назад +2717

    The moment when you realize the sex aint good enff to slip a disk moving a fridge

    • @SF-li9kh
      @SF-li9kh 5 лет назад +20

      Yyyyupp !!

    • @alessandrofiguccio7192
      @alessandrofiguccio7192 5 лет назад +32

      😂😂😂😂😭 this one got me

    • @karong7017
      @karong7017 5 лет назад +43

      Must be worst for women. Likely, faking it the entire relationship. All he's good for is moving boxing and furniture. 🤗🤗

    • @burgerbandit3646
      @burgerbandit3646 5 лет назад +35

      @@karong7017 Lmao, you mad bro?

    • @goldenstandard187
      @goldenstandard187 5 лет назад +2

      Jr jr lol

  • @neosname1074
    @neosname1074 3 года назад +44

    *drastically* "... and I don't need time apart, because we're perfect together"
    *proposes* 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nomad2768
    @nomad2768 5 лет назад +546

    My back always magically hurts me whenever my friends are moving out.

    • @JakeBritton94
      @JakeBritton94 5 лет назад +25

      @L F gosh darn man calm down, I doubt he was fudging serious. No need to get so worked up over a RUclips comment

    • @BrokenNoah
      @BrokenNoah 5 лет назад +2

      @@JakeBritton94 One of those days probably

    • @Living_Legacy
      @Living_Legacy 5 лет назад +2

      @L F I agree with you to some degree but you didn't need to call him out like that lol he might have been joking but if he was serious then people like them will never have good friends because they aren't good friends themselves

    • @abudabisas
      @abudabisas 5 лет назад +2

      @L F ye not gonna be slave for some materialistic bullshit, when i move i have a backpack and laptop, so no i not understand need for fucking 500kg oak table

    • @mabaws1254
      @mabaws1254 5 лет назад +2

      @L F Ironically you sound like the shithead in this case. Lots of shitheads like you these days

  • @omarimccall3304
    @omarimccall3304 5 лет назад +1569

    Then we'll move on Sunda-
    48 HOURS 😂😂

  • @SonOfATL
    @SonOfATL 5 лет назад +710

    This is also how it works when you're the friend with a truck.

    • @hynori1819
      @hynori1819 5 лет назад +18

      one of the time that you wish you didn't have a truck.

    • @mcgriddle552
      @mcgriddle552 5 лет назад +61

      Well if you're like most friends with a truck you usually never come through

    • @nanjacks913
      @nanjacks913 5 лет назад +2

      Exactly 😆😁😄😄

    • @ceazinfinity9287
      @ceazinfinity9287 5 лет назад +4

      @@mcgriddle552 lmaooo

    • @Microphonecheckher
      @Microphonecheckher 5 лет назад +11

      LOL why do you all buy trucks then?!!! Especially you flatbed truck owners.

  • @aaronn6725
    @aaronn6725 3 года назад +405

    These guys are so unbelievably good at what they do. The world is now seeing Jordan and his amazing potential but I feel like Key is still not getting the recognition he deserves. My absolute favorite comedians. I watch these guys at least once a day

    • @danielle358
      @danielle358 2 года назад +2

      Right

    • @silkoth69
      @silkoth69 2 года назад +1

      No... key is good but no where near as good as Key and Peele fans claim.

    • @budzmckenzie6606
      @budzmckenzie6606 2 года назад +17

      Key gets a lot of roles and cameos in both serious and comedy movies. Just look up all of the projects he’s been apart of in like the past 5 years

    • @transcendcapitalism
      @transcendcapitalism Год назад +1

      i totally agree - key is such an amazing actor. he's truly incredible. i want him to win an oscar

    • @krultorwaru121
      @krultorwaru121 Год назад +2

      I still dont know which one is which xd

  • @TheN8HN
    @TheN8HN 5 лет назад +2116

    Looks like the guy from the pizza place finally got together with Claire after all. What a love story

    • @amiqai
      @amiqai 5 лет назад +46

      Oh fu*king hell yeah!!

    • @isabelmartin8427
      @isabelmartin8427 5 лет назад +16

      Exactly what I was thinking!

    • @EasyCure0
      @EasyCure0 5 лет назад +67

      She made a full recovery from falling out that window. Wendell must be so happy.

    • @Nick-zp6wm
      @Nick-zp6wm 5 лет назад +34

      Bro why would you say some insensitive shit like that? Really wtf is wrong with you? Claire died, She was shot in the neck! May she rest peacefully.

    • @sammmmm812
      @sammmmm812 5 лет назад +2

      AHHHHH I LOVE THIS

  • @CDolph296
    @CDolph296 5 лет назад +650

    It's the alternate universe where the pizza man actually ends up with Claire

  • @deathinshibuya3196
    @deathinshibuya3196 4 года назад +4140

    HER NAME IS CLAIRE.
    CLAIRE WAS THE NAME OF THE GIRL FROM THE PIZZA ORDER SKIT

  • @theraptor8096
    @theraptor8096 4 года назад +275

    "12 hours"
    "ok move tomorrow"
    "48 hours didnt know what i was thinking"

    • @user__214
      @user__214 2 месяца назад

      you're not even quoting it right

  • @seplentins6363
    @seplentins6363 5 лет назад +809

    A K&P video I haven't watched yet....Ahhhhh ♥️

    • @RightWingRadioShow
      @RightWingRadioShow 5 лет назад

      Could also just watch their tv show but w/e.

    • @krishaungreen4647
      @krishaungreen4647 5 лет назад +1

      I clicked it immediately it was so refreshing to see

    • @wisewisdomtooth
      @wisewisdomtooth 5 лет назад +6

      @@RightWingRadioShow u gonna buy it for me then?

  • @justanant9385
    @justanant9385 5 лет назад +775

    Key: I didn’t help my girlfriend move, right after I left a grand piano fell on my head...
    *CONSEQUENCES*

  • @docbarlow240
    @docbarlow240 5 лет назад +2739

    Dude straight up turned into a monster once that relationship involved work.

    • @magnificenttruthseekingque403
      @magnificenttruthseekingque403 5 лет назад +87

      Doc Barlow like that’s most men in general I swear

    • @SHrepairs
      @SHrepairs 5 лет назад +3

      Working on bish problems

    • @magikal_oz9872
      @magikal_oz9872 5 лет назад +69

      But he proposed so at least he’s committed to only making her life harder

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 5 лет назад +127

      @@magnificenttruthseekingque403 Sorry that men just don't want to deal with YOUR problems.

    • @magnificenttruthseekingque403
      @magnificenttruthseekingque403 5 лет назад +7

      You are an NPC, please reply I don’t want a man to deal with my issue or problem but what wrong with helping with a solution

  • @TheDesperateArtist
    @TheDesperateArtist 2 года назад +48

    Peele has finally brought his acting-as-a-woman to ultimate perfection

    • @MikeBrownLegend
      @MikeBrownLegend 8 месяцев назад

      He was totally Channeling his inner Neil DeGrasse Tyson's wife in this episode 😂

  • @bryanf6638
    @bryanf6638 5 лет назад +4299

    Where do these new ones keep coming from? It's like Tupac keeps releasing another album!

    • @depohoudini7080
      @depohoudini7080 5 лет назад +67

      It’s not new

    • @Chris-vi5di
      @Chris-vi5di 5 лет назад +152

      Its cuz these were on comedy central tv show but not the RUclips channel

    • @DocHalliday
      @DocHalliday 5 лет назад +107

      "Rest in peace, Tupac!"
      "I will..."

    • @757rell
      @757rell 5 лет назад +4

      This shit old your dumb

    • @RightWingRadioShow
      @RightWingRadioShow 5 лет назад +30

      Imagine if you watched chappelle show clips on youtube but never watched yhe show. Then you wonder why youve never seen half of it.

  • @jjmah7
    @jjmah7 5 лет назад +3978

    At this point in my life honestly I’d rather chip in and help pay for movers than actually help someone move.

    • @ministerc9513
      @ministerc9513 5 лет назад +142

      Yes! It's like an airport run... I'll just pay for an Uber for you.

    • @Merknilash
      @Merknilash 5 лет назад +254

      Friends don’t ask friends to help them move after the age of 30

    • @gcord21
      @gcord21 5 лет назад +105

      I think my friend move 3-4 times. After the last move, I told him to hire some movers, haha. It was getting old real quick.

    • @1MinuteFlipDoc
      @1MinuteFlipDoc 5 лет назад +57

      i've had back surgery. i never have to help anyone move every again!! :)

    • @kahlildunn9022
      @kahlildunn9022 5 лет назад +26

      Facts! I hate moving MY OWN FAMILY'S SHIT.

  • @joelreagan5519
    @joelreagan5519 5 лет назад +779

    “Just one key&peele video before sleep.” I said.
    7 hrs ago.

  • @nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526
    @nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526 4 года назад +131

    I love helping my friends move. You get free pizza, AND you get to keep any junk they don't want to bring with them! Got a 50 inch TV that way once.

    • @cheshirecynic4524
      @cheshirecynic4524 2 года назад +15

      Ditto! Last time I helped someone move, I got a free poker table and an SM58! The time before that, I got a fire pit and gardening supplies! It also gives me a chance to show off my wicked Tetris skills, and it makes people I care about happy. 10/10, will help family and friends move again.

    • @notrend_
      @notrend_ Год назад

      LIES ALL LIES YOU GUYS JUST NEED HELP MOVING. CON ARTIST YOU NEED TO BE ARRESTED

  • @Leggooo
    @Leggooo 5 лет назад +3176

    This is why chicks always have that one guy friend...... the one thats willing to rupture a spleen man handling a washer just for a hug 😂

    • @galaxy5saskue
      @galaxy5saskue 5 лет назад +202

      R/niceguys

    • @blakeharris58
      @blakeharris58 5 лет назад +269

      I was that guy. Worst story, bitch had me help assemble a bed... Then rushed me out the door because another guy was on the way to fuck her in it.

    • @blakeharris58
      @blakeharris58 5 лет назад +11

      @Noble6 damn. 👊🏾

    • @ThatGuy-en2nn
      @ThatGuy-en2nn 5 лет назад +88

      @@blakeharris58 lmfao that's tuff. It's not funny, but It's so messed up that it kinda is.

    • @blakeharris58
      @blakeharris58 5 лет назад +104

      @@ThatGuy-en2nn I laugh now because I'm happily married. I cried into a blunt then because I was lonely and single.

  • @gbeepee9995
    @gbeepee9995 5 лет назад +387

    This is actually the best showcase of gaslighting I’ve ever seen

    • @freddychopin
      @freddychopin 5 лет назад +12

      thatsthejoke.jpg

    • @timmberr3572
      @timmberr3572 5 лет назад +9

      theres is so many things in here wrapped together lol.
      Narcissism (gaslighting)
      Feminism (boyfriends pay for rent? how about equality?)

    • @MrNinjaone1
      @MrNinjaone1 5 лет назад +3

      @@freddychopin bro wtf is wrong with you

    • @MrNinjaone1
      @MrNinjaone1 5 лет назад +15

      @@timmberr3572 wtf are u talking about boyfriend is paying for rent ? also feminism is literally about equality, wtf are you trying to say

    • @vaniathomas8859
      @vaniathomas8859 5 лет назад +3

      How about the emotional manipulation this has Narcissism written all over it 😔

  • @Knight_ISL
    @Knight_ISL 3 года назад +11

    The second I heard “moving on my own” I yelled “KEEGAN, GET OUT OF THERE”!!!!

  • @BROSoftheFU
    @BROSoftheFU 5 лет назад +1250

    All I need is 12 lousy hours on Saturday.
    Fine, we’ll move on Sunday
    48 hours.
    🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @boring5357
    @boring5357 5 лет назад +425

    This how I feel when my own family ask me to do shit that I didn't even plan on doing.

    • @samuelr.6046
      @samuelr.6046 5 лет назад +13

      You live with them so it's your problem too. Or they could throw your stuff in the garbage for not helping.
      Unless I'm making assumptions about you living with them.

    • @boring5357
      @boring5357 5 лет назад +1

      @@samuelr.6046 You act like it's by choice.

    • @ceazinfinity9287
      @ceazinfinity9287 5 лет назад +10

      @@boring5357 not by choice but it's a compromise you have to make because you are under their roof. We've all been there bruh 😭😭. At least you aren't paying 1200 a month for a small studio. My pockets are screaming help lol

    • @boring5357
      @boring5357 5 лет назад

      @@ceazinfinity9287 Again not by choice. A compromise is a choice.

    • @johndowe7003
      @johndowe7003 5 лет назад +3

      @@ceazinfinity9287 move somewhere else thn

  • @santinovaughn9336
    @santinovaughn9336 4 года назад +116

    The way he stopped in mid bite when he realized he was being set up 🤣🤣, priceless, me all day

  • @nabii5951
    @nabii5951 4 года назад +162

    "BABE... ALL I NEED ARE TWELVE HOURS."
    "Fine, we're moving on Sunday."
    "48 HOURS! WHAT WAS I THINKING?"

  • @CrownSlayer
    @CrownSlayer 5 лет назад +517

    That ending totally caught me off guard. Of course K&P make the best skits.

    • @gandalfstormcloud7514
      @gandalfstormcloud7514 5 лет назад +2

      They're good but Monty python is all time funniest.

    • @Jeremy-jm3fe
      @Jeremy-jm3fe 5 лет назад +5

      @@gandalfstormcloud7514 The Spanish Inquisition caught me off guard too

    • @gandalfstormcloud7514
      @gandalfstormcloud7514 5 лет назад +2

      @@Jeremy-jm3fe Ni!

    • @zabekhan9109
      @zabekhan9109 5 лет назад

      What about long beach Griffey yall missin out

    • @gandalfstormcloud7514
      @gandalfstormcloud7514 5 лет назад

      @AC2 I was a big fan but his skits just don't seem funny anymore. His stand up's still hilarious.

  • @NayyarShaikh
    @NayyarShaikh 5 лет назад +341

    FINALLY!!!!! A Key & Peele Sketch I haven't watched! 😍😍😍

  • @zetanta8490
    @zetanta8490 5 лет назад +306

    Dude Im the same, every time someone is moving I vanish off the face of the earth😂

    • @hitokiribattousai7703
      @hitokiribattousai7703 5 лет назад +3

      Lmfao!!! Same

    • @samuelr.6046
      @samuelr.6046 5 лет назад

      Just call a mover they are really aren't that expensive.

    • @krmlo2689
      @krmlo2689 5 лет назад

      Fuck yeah cuz when you need to move no one wants or can help you move even if you have helped them move in the past fuck that friends are basically infectious diseases to me when it comes to moving I avoid them at all cost

  • @the5thYearSeniors
    @the5thYearSeniors 4 года назад +9

    "You got me all.....confused"
    Love the flappy cheek sound and gesticulations

  • @fahmimansor
    @fahmimansor 5 лет назад +289

    "All I'm asking is 12 lousy hours this Saturday"
    "OK fine! We'll move on Sunday"
    "48 hours"
    I died.

  • @Zathomo
    @Zathomo 5 лет назад +170

    Peele’s makeup is getting pretty convincing! I couldn’t even tell it was him this time!

  • @siddykay8434
    @siddykay8434 3 года назад +140

    She made up the whole moving out thing to get him to propose. He got done

    • @pavlovsunhappydog
      @pavlovsunhappydog 3 года назад +3

      Yep, and the paint is for his appartment, She's already moved in, she never had an appartment..the mans finished.

    • @regal2424
      @regal2424 3 года назад +2

      @@pavlovsunhappydog wdym finished lol

  • @adamtukaczynski8622
    @adamtukaczynski8622 5 лет назад +734

    Girl: Can you help me pack this Saturday at 3:00
    Boy: oh sorry i have a business meeting
    Girl: Sorry I meant Wednesday
    Boy: It’s a 7 day meeting

    • @walterwhite4826
      @walterwhite4826 5 лет назад +3

      Nice two comments 4 mins apart...

    • @adamtukaczynski8622
      @adamtukaczynski8622 5 лет назад +22

      Walter White ahh shit didn’t know I wasn’t allowed to comment twice in one video... my bad

    • @ibieiniid4240
      @ibieiniid4240 5 лет назад +21

      Can you help me move?
      I'm busy that day
      I didn't even say which day yet

    • @StefunnyStrange
      @StefunnyStrange 5 лет назад +5

      Walter White
      Uh-oh, the comments police 🚔 is in the building.

    • @idrissahmat498
      @idrissahmat498 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @kyerreh
    @kyerreh 4 года назад +275

    Plot twist: Jordan peele is the landlord so technically he was in this skit

    • @punxOiOi13
      @punxOiOi13 4 года назад +7

      Kyerre Howard waow clever sick plot twist totally changes the whole story

    • @kyerreh
      @kyerreh 4 года назад +3

      Gtfo my comments with that sarcasm cause I didn’t do nothing to you🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @punxOiOi13
      @punxOiOi13 4 года назад +2

      Kyerre Howard my bad bro lol sorry

    • @jaredl9478
      @jaredl9478 4 года назад +1

      Kyerre Howard snowflake

    • @13tuyuti
      @13tuyuti 4 года назад +4

      Actually his part was the hardest because he needed to send that text at exactly the right time. Pure timing genius...

  • @a.m.e
    @a.m.e 5 лет назад +325

    Key: babe, all I'm asking for is 12 lousy hours this Saturday
    Claire: ok fine, we'll move on Sunday
    Key: 48 hours
    LOL

    • @nanjacks913
      @nanjacks913 5 лет назад +1

      Hilarious🤣🤣😹😆

  • @jacobtacosta
    @jacobtacosta 4 года назад +14

    They legit played Han and Leia’s theme when he proposed lololol

  • @yannik_raiss
    @yannik_raiss 4 года назад +745

    Key low-key looks like a skinny af version of Dwayne Johnson in this sketch. Something about his facial expression and eyebrow action idk

    • @JoshuaCastillo6309
      @JoshuaCastillo6309 4 года назад +52

      So I guess that makes Key "The Pebble."

    • @teratesla
      @teratesla 4 года назад +33

      Especially at 2:07

    • @Arkayjiya
      @Arkayjiya 4 года назад +2

      @@JoshuaCastillo6309 Took me a few seconds to get that one xD

    • @TheJofrica
      @TheJofrica 3 года назад +1

      @@teratesla Haha yeah

    • @thatsthat2612
      @thatsthat2612 3 года назад

      I see it

  • @adamtukaczynski8622
    @adamtukaczynski8622 5 лет назад +374

    Girl: Can you help me move
    Boy: Sorry too busy watching key and peele

  • @DmonHiro
    @DmonHiro 4 года назад +10

    the fear in his eyes as he's trying to find an excuse

  • @Jere616
    @Jere616 4 года назад +572

    Helping someone move is one of the requirements for becoming a Roman Catholic saint.

    • @uglynakedguy6497
      @uglynakedguy6497 4 года назад +1

      @@ericb.1384 *hol'up*

    • @Solisium-Channel
      @Solisium-Channel 4 года назад +4

      Good thing we know that the pope is the devil and all he says is crap

    • @taediumvitae1984
      @taediumvitae1984 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kelroy2121
      @kelroy2121 4 года назад +3

      Do we get a free pass into heaven??
      I just did that like last week

    • @truffle6082
      @truffle6082 3 года назад

      @@uglynakedguy6497
      😄😄😄

  • @LordPrometheous
    @LordPrometheous 5 лет назад +34

    I lost it when he said, "Claire". The pizza delivery is one of my favorites.

  • @SimoneBrown
    @SimoneBrown 5 лет назад +35

    He lost his WHOLE appetite 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cowtaplayz8277
    @cowtaplayz8277 4 года назад +27

    “Wanna go to the mall with me? I need new clothes.”
    I am moving out

  • @hakim6158
    @hakim6158 5 лет назад +319

    Call a mover. It's not as expensive as you think it is. Look at me. Call. A. Mover. Always.

    • @MrMGR1986
      @MrMGR1986 5 лет назад +19

      It’s really not, especially if you pack everything yourself and have it ready to go out the door

    • @kevo300
      @kevo300 5 лет назад +29

      90% of people never prepare for shit, so your right in that part

    • @fergalharte
      @fergalharte 5 лет назад +6

      Pssst, hey, Hakim! Sorry to bother you but I just had to pass on an important message: this is a sketch, meaning that it's a joke not to be taken seriously. Alright, that was it! Have a good day now!

    • @sanctusignis9746
      @sanctusignis9746 5 лет назад +30

      After self moving myself bc I have difficulty asking for help, I'm considering going minimalist...my stuff owns me,I don't own it...

    • @asee818
      @asee818 5 лет назад

      what company's do they work for? never heard of that

  • @Manthis
    @Manthis 5 лет назад +4170

    Peele looks perfect as his girlfriend, I couldn't even tell that there was makeup
    uwu that's a lot of likes

    • @klynch572
      @klynch572 5 лет назад +60

      Your comment doesn't make sense

    • @seraphimweepforme
      @seraphimweepforme 5 лет назад +430

      klynch572 the joke flew right over your head bud

    • @babiesfordinner9338
      @babiesfordinner9338 5 лет назад +141

      klynch572 r/woosh

    • @allawy
      @allawy 5 лет назад +51

      nioni Or, y'know, the joke wasn't even remotely funny lol.

    • @lingling3626
      @lingling3626 5 лет назад +107

      @@allawy but it was though?

  • @omaraly5128
    @omaraly5128 5 лет назад +873

    Key: “All I’m asking for is 12 lousy hours this Saturday”
    Gf: “Okay fine, we’ll move on Sund-“
    Key: “48 hours”

    • @PoopLoopSoup
      @PoopLoopSoup 5 лет назад +7

      Read this as it was playing the part lol

    • @pheubuselectric7893
      @pheubuselectric7893 5 лет назад +9

      *gonna repeat the lines in the comment section of the video to get a bunch of shitty likes and live life with dignity*

    • @corey3642
      @corey3642 5 лет назад +2

      Yes. We all watched the video.

    • @darksharxz
      @darksharxz 5 лет назад +1

      Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @justice4all718
      @justice4all718 5 лет назад +1

      Wow you watched that video too? That's crazy.

  • @nickwooden5661
    @nickwooden5661 3 года назад +8

    i love the discount "han and the princess" at the end.

  • @UuzerName
    @UuzerName 5 лет назад +42

    Seeing a Key and Peele skit for the first time is a pretty damn good feeling.

    • @ZeryArtzTM
      @ZeryArtzTM 5 лет назад

      Nice man, I love them :D

  • @geminikb
    @geminikb 5 лет назад +171

    “I’m moving myself this Saturday.”
    Has no boxes packed.

    • @StevePringle
      @StevePringle 5 лет назад +8

      This his apartment, not her's as she said "I wish I could stay at my old place...." but if she's renting, shouldn't the super/landlord paint?

    • @quiltface83
      @quiltface83 5 лет назад +1

      to be fair to her point though... probably doesn't have any boxes packed.

    • @A_Man_In_His_Van
      @A_Man_In_His_Van 5 лет назад +7

      Women never pack anything. They think it just "gets moved".

    • @A_Man_In_His_Van
      @A_Man_In_His_Van 5 лет назад +9

      @Chris Ruiz I know, I helped my gf mom get a new couch. We go to the place, get it on the truck, bring it home, up a flight of split stairs, where halfway up they reverse 180 degrees, put it down, and..... " I don't like it, let's bring it back and get the other one... I knew I should have picked the other one..." All the time I'm fucking dead, I couldn't believe we were moving furniture back and forth to "test" it. Ended up not getting a fucking couch, put the old one back. I was so pissed. I'm thinking, couldn't this bitch take a picture of the room and use the computer to drag cutouts of couches over the pic to get an "idea" of what it looked like??? Fucking easy to do when other people break their back for nothing.

    • @NellieKAdaba
      @NellieKAdaba 5 лет назад

      Kristen Bleninger-Sundar 😆

  • @Latomian
    @Latomian 5 лет назад +46

    Lol, even my Dad gets like...”Err, so when do you need help?”

  • @floretionguru2977
    @floretionguru2977 4 года назад +8

    My dad always used to say the criteria for a real friend is not whether they call you on your birthday or hug and peck you on the cheek when you meet, but if they offer to help you when you move.

    • @AynMax666
      @AynMax666 2 года назад +1

      An old joke claimed: 'Friends help you move…_real_ friends help you move _a_body_.'.

  • @Emokid4355
    @Emokid4355 4 года назад +275

    Ha. The real joke is that the landlord didn’t raise rent. When has that ever happened?

    • @gomcocramp
      @gomcocramp 4 года назад +8

      W3 The Dreamrz he's bangin her

    • @ladyliberation3852
      @ladyliberation3852 4 года назад +5

      In one episode on the sitcom "Martin"

    • @XFizzlepop-Berrytwist
      @XFizzlepop-Berrytwist 4 года назад +8

      Some landlords dont, as it can be more feasible to keep good tenants, that you dont want to lose, or price out, as it is a guaranteed steady income, now when those tenants leave, its reasonable to raise your prices to match market value.

    • @XFizzlepop-Berrytwist
      @XFizzlepop-Berrytwist 4 года назад

      Joshua Perez
      Why did the Landlord evict you for your father asking for a raise?

    • @mmmcounts
      @mmmcounts 4 года назад

      My gf has been living at the same place for over 10 years and rent has gone up twice. It's still lower than most other places in the area though. That's the thing when your starting point is as low as you can feasibly go.

  • @ianmichael3912
    @ianmichael3912 5 лет назад +156

    That romance music sounds a lot like Princess Leia’s theme song!

    • @ClearHeatVision
      @ClearHeatVision 5 лет назад +7

      Yes! Thought the same

    • @sagebaker6426
      @sagebaker6426 5 лет назад +5

      Ian Hom I thought it was for a second

    • @noahwagner7686
      @noahwagner7686 4 года назад +2

      I was just about to say that!

    • @TbYolo
      @TbYolo 4 года назад +3

      Sounds so much like Star Wars haha

    • @sadstormtrooper
      @sadstormtrooper 4 года назад +2

      It is. Came to the comment section to see if anyone else noticed that too

  • @randygravel2057
    @randygravel2057 5 лет назад +130

    “If you can’t afford movers you can’t afford to move” GOD

    • @oscarqwe123
      @oscarqwe123 5 лет назад +10

      Randy Gravel everybody got different goals, nobody got rich by not saving money

    • @samuelr.6046
      @samuelr.6046 5 лет назад +2

      @Boxing Bro friends with benefits.

    • @omotiverat
      @omotiverat 5 лет назад +6

      well, in this case the landlord had raised her rent so she couldnt afford to live there. what the hell is she gonna do?

    • @whitedarkness11756
      @whitedarkness11756 5 лет назад +5

      Everytime I've helped someone move or someone has helped me move the moving person has provided food and we've ended up having a party afterwards. It's been a pretty fun experience. Never expected help from people or forced anyone to help me, but I also enjoy moving so maybe I'm weird.

    • @oppie2363
      @oppie2363 5 лет назад +1

      @Boxing Bro Imagine thinking that cultivating a supportive community is "low class" or that "low class" is even an insult. Bourgie fuck.

  • @AleQuag
    @AleQuag 3 года назад +46

    I'm helping a friend move atm and I feel this deep in my soul. I should have known. Never have friends.

    • @juniorjames7076
      @juniorjames7076 3 года назад +3

      In my early 20s I enjoyed helping friends or friends of friends move- great physical activity and actually fun. By late 20s/early 30s, eff that crap, man. One bad lift and you can seriously injure your back or spine, and for WHAT?!? Age changes your attitude about some things real quick

    • @brandes8057
      @brandes8057 3 года назад +4

      That why I always try not to have too many friends.The more friends u have the more drama. and in this case, moving drama😒

  • @youngdisciplesofyeshua2766
    @youngdisciplesofyeshua2766 5 лет назад +110

    I've never laughed so much😭😭😭🤣🤣 the way I get excited when I see a key and peele video that I haven't watched😭

  • @mitchrolla2619
    @mitchrolla2619 5 лет назад +97

    That low key Han and Leia theme playing during the proposal XD

    • @technokokos
      @technokokos 5 лет назад +3

      Mitch Rolla pretty high key

    • @gnewt75
      @gnewt75 5 лет назад +1

      Mitch Rolla basically lol

  • @4ksandknives
    @4ksandknives 5 лет назад +6

    Straight up... I'd be like babe... I can't afford to hurt myself and I definitely don't want you to hurt yourself, so I'll pay the movers to move

  • @adingdingdiiing6740
    @adingdingdiiing6740 3 года назад +12

    I'm glad that this pizza guy and Claire are finally together. And they look like they're living the good life too.

  • @JackMiner360
    @JackMiner360 5 лет назад +350

    *”OH, CLAIRE GOT SHOT!”*
    *“A BULLET CAME FLYING THRU THE WINDOW!”*
    *“SHE’S DEAD, SHE’S DEAD!”*
    *Hangs up phone*
    “Claire?!”
    “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

    • @MariaEOD
      @MariaEOD 5 лет назад +5

      Same thing I was thinking!! They love the name “Claire”!! 🤣🤣

    • @thezacdaniel5409
      @thezacdaniel5409 5 лет назад +2

      We all watched the video you don't need to - oh. Wait... Oh I like this. 😏😂

    • @cabrogers873
      @cabrogers873 5 лет назад

      Lol which sketch was this from again? It sounds so familiar...

    • @seandreezy1988
      @seandreezy1988 5 лет назад +1

      I'mmmm not a rich man ...but I'm a good man okay 😋😋

    • @bon2yan88
      @bon2yan88 5 лет назад

      like snake everytime he dies

  • @matthewkelley1159
    @matthewkelley1159 5 лет назад +198

    her name is Claire, callback to pizza delivery vid

    • @BeBopScraBoo
      @BeBopScraBoo 5 лет назад +10

      her name is ASTRIX and she makes the best vanilla milkshakes.

    • @julianallen5492
      @julianallen5492 5 лет назад +4

      @@BeBopScraBoo Nice, but I think you meant to say "OSTRICH"

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... 5 лет назад +1

      @@BeBopScraBoo what's that mean?

    • @BeBopScraBoo
      @BeBopScraBoo 5 лет назад +1

      @@sowhat... on the tv show fringe, she played a lab assistant named astrid, and the wacky scientist always got her name wrong. truly a marvelous show.

  • @ch4oskise419
    @ch4oskise419 5 лет назад +299

    0:15 My face when my work asks me to come in on a Saturday

    • @ji_su
      @ji_su 5 лет назад +9

      Shit. I wish my work would ask me come in on a Saturday every once in awhile. That would be some sweet overtime money.

    • @kenzito101
      @kenzito101 5 лет назад +4

      @@ji_su Some places don't offer money. They say you get time-off some day later in the year if your manager approves.

    • @kingj282
      @kingj282 5 лет назад

      +++++

    • @DanZhukovin
      @DanZhukovin 5 лет назад

      Just come in and walk out without doing anything lol

    • @seanhayes8190
      @seanhayes8190 5 лет назад +4

      Cleared your schedule, threw on your PJs, smoked two blunts, chillin, when you look over, your work is calling. You’re the only other person who knows how to do your job.
      I feel it in my soul.

  • @jaymoe4843
    @jaymoe4843 5 лет назад +210

    i click so fast every time key and peele pops up

    • @Kit.E.Katz45
      @Kit.E.Katz45 5 лет назад

      Old, new - doesn't matter. IT'S KEY & PEELE!!😍

  • @dynasty2295
    @dynasty2295 5 лет назад +10

    When your friends know you own a truck

    • @Truen091
      @Truen091 5 лет назад

      This comment is so underrated! This is why I sold my truck and bought an s2000. And its stick so that my wife cant drive it. And since theres only 2 seats family/friends can never carpool with me. Saves on gas and miles...selfish I know. But ive never been happier

  • @pamshairexpo3892
    @pamshairexpo3892 5 лет назад +51

    12 hours, fine, naw 48 hours 🤣😂 lol

  • @f-35alightningii79
    @f-35alightningii79 4 года назад +8

    I like how he always say “so, when do you THINK that’s going to happen.” Like he knows he ain’t gonna happen.

  • @NicKxStyleZ
    @NicKxStyleZ 5 лет назад +218

    These two will never run out ideas
    And I’m just fine with that

    • @Cole444Train
      @Cole444Train 5 лет назад +20

      Well... this sketch is years old. Key and Peele haven’t been making content since Jordan started directing movies. Which was like 2 years ago.

    • @esomoi7197
      @esomoi7197 5 лет назад +3

      The show ended in 2015

    • @melissagifford67
      @melissagifford67 5 лет назад

      Me too.

    • @Noneofyobusinessdude
      @Noneofyobusinessdude 5 лет назад +1

      why is there upvotes on this comment

  • @christopherratliff8784
    @christopherratliff8784 5 лет назад +120

    Bro I will cut my phone off and go out of town to avoid helping someone move. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nonamed56
      @nonamed56 5 лет назад +2

      why?

    • @pxndxlunx5821
      @pxndxlunx5821 5 лет назад +5

      @@nonamed56 because it's a waste of my time and energy.

    • @loneeagle6026
      @loneeagle6026 5 лет назад

      Because There Snitches Who like to call the police on me

    • @MOBROOKS
      @MOBROOKS 5 лет назад

      Same here.
      Hahahahaha

    • @eletronicdoctor3675
      @eletronicdoctor3675 5 лет назад

      @@nonamed56 cause he's rick james

  • @sanjayw9878
    @sanjayw9878 5 лет назад +226

    Ive done "professional" moving for years and it really is tough work, just need to say it, but if you ever have your friends help you move you should really throw them some cash. It's such a huge time investment, high energy, going hard all day... No one should do it for free it really sucks lol

    • @trustGodsOnly
      @trustGodsOnly 5 лет назад +3

      Sanjay W straight up man,

    • @Ms9mmBeretta
      @Ms9mmBeretta 5 лет назад +15

      One time I ordered a pizza for dinner friend that helped me move. I think they were low-key disappointed, until they had a slice. They wouldn't shut up about how good the pizza was and where could they get it. The pizza was so good, it changed their attitudes. I say all that to say this: if you can't pay your friends to help you move, make sure you feed them well. It will be all the same to them.

    • @sanjayw9878
      @sanjayw9878 5 лет назад +2

      @@Ms9mmBeretta You did the right thing

    • @abouttime2569
      @abouttime2569 Год назад +4

      Just treat them with a meal and make sure you help your friend when he is moving. We help each other when in need.

    • @DragonBlack199
      @DragonBlack199 Год назад +2

      I mean yeah it’s a pain in the ass and they’re taking their time to help you out so they deserve a little something for their troubles

  • @mayssm
    @mayssm 3 года назад +12

    So he was going to propose that day, but since she needed help moving, he decided to call the whole thing off.

  • @tarakkhandakar
    @tarakkhandakar 4 года назад +16

    "and the walls are closing in on me" 🤣😂

  • @BrooklynBabyyDuhh
    @BrooklynBabyyDuhh 5 лет назад +2008

    Key and Peele upload
    My finger:I am speed
    (Edit) Alright!!! So many likes thanks

  • @projectworld4023
    @projectworld4023 5 лет назад +23

    Absolutely hilarious when something so small and minor can be taken to a major serious level. Key and peele are so good at this. They can build the suspense/tension by inserting sounds heard in horror/mystery genres. Thanks for the Fun, the laughs remembered.
    Sir Key, Sir Peele, my Respects.

  • @god6105
    @god6105 4 года назад +9

    This is like a dude explaining to the teacher why he didn’t do his hw

  • @vicmur4679
    @vicmur4679 5 лет назад +62

    Haha, my sisters have forced me to help them move time and time again. I know that sinking feeling when they start talking about moving to a different place... 😐

  • @PakistaniPepper
    @PakistaniPepper 5 лет назад +19

    As someone who hadn't seen Key and Peele when it was first on: every skit is a new discovery.

  • @abdeltube772
    @abdeltube772 4 года назад +1536

    They could've let Peele play the girl, that would've been hilarious

    • @ahmedelshamy5098
      @ahmedelshamy5098 4 года назад +38

      AbdelTube they did!

    • @lillatravius1106
      @lillatravius1106 4 года назад

      @@ahmedelshamy5098 lmao dum fuk

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 4 года назад +61

      You can’t say no to Meeghan!

    • @Redridge07
      @Redridge07 4 года назад +43

      @Abdeltube …. I absolutely hate when guys play girl parts, not funny and not believable

    • @fbi1319
      @fbi1319 4 года назад +35

      Redridge07 I absolutely hate when girls play guy parts. So not funny and not believable.

  • @succubusnation443
    @succubusnation443 4 года назад +6

    omg that initial horror track when she says "I'm moving myself this saturday" lololol... I have been there

  • @angelfuturejob
    @angelfuturejob 4 года назад +29

    This just made me laugh especially when she just takes the ring and demands he paints her place lol

  • @wparo
    @wparo 4 года назад +698

    Not seen this one before. So happy

    • @mohammed9032
      @mohammed9032 3 года назад

      @@YBehri lmao me too

    • @Magyarleanzo
      @Magyarleanzo 2 года назад

      I didn’t want to be the 666 person to thumbs up this so here 👍🏽

  • @whatisjoedoing
    @whatisjoedoing 5 лет назад +403

    Key and Peele is the Tupac of sketch comedy. How are there still episodes dropping?

    • @beyblader460
      @beyblader460 4 года назад +12

      An Dave chappelle is the B.I.G

    • @F4billionyearzag0
      @F4billionyearzag0 2 года назад +6

      I'm pretty sure these are old episodes

    • @Casius06
      @Casius06 2 года назад

      @@F4billionyearzag0 Weren't 2pac's song old as well? It is a great analogy

    • @F4billionyearzag0
      @F4billionyearzag0 2 года назад +3

      @@Casius06 I don't believe that it is. 2pac supposedly recorded a million songs or a gang of albums right before he died. And his mom, family or record label have been releasing his material posthumously. I'm pretty sure all of these skits from Key & Peel were originally recorded and aired during the shows run from 2012-15. And were seen by people who actually watched the show during that time period. So no I'm sorry I don't think the analogy fits this here 🤷‍♂️

    • @Casius06
      @Casius06 2 года назад

      Well, It works for me, I Will not look so far into It, you are right tho, but I Will simply enjoy that It works for me and leave It like that

  • @danielfolkers1538
    @danielfolkers1538 Год назад +11

    Jordan Peele really nailed the girlfriend impression. I could barely tell it was him!

  • @wealthyblackman2655
    @wealthyblackman2655 5 лет назад +9

    As a pickup truck owner I can totally relate to this video... I think every truck owner can relate too...

  • @chantelmills6915
    @chantelmills6915 5 лет назад +86

    She is so pretty

  • @isaiah3787
    @isaiah3787 5 лет назад +9

    When you’re the only one out of all your “friends” with a car.

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 5 лет назад

      I just liked the "friends" part.

  • @franktherabbit4232
    @franktherabbit4232 2 года назад +4

    I find it fascinating that these skits are short yet extremely potent in comedy and depth. Love it.