Merry Freakin’ Christmas (I’ll Sleep in January)

Get ready to jingle your rage bells! This isn’t your typical holiday cheer-this is a punk rock anthem for everyone barely surviving the chaos of the season. From glitter-covered stress to the flaming fruitcake of reality, I'm calling out the madness with loud guitars, raw energy, and zero apologies.
Perfect for anyone who’s wrapping gifts at 3 a.m. fueled by caffeine and existential dread.
A rebellious take on the holiday grind-we’ll sleep in January!
Packed with attitude, humor, and a punch of truth.
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[@Toei-Rei]

(Verse 1)
Oh, it’s jingle all the way to my mental collapse,
Where the peppermint stings and patience snaps.
Every ad’s a grenade, “Buy more! Spend fast!”
But this holiday spirit ain’t built to last.
(Pre-Chorus)
Turn up the lights, drown out the screams,
It’s a red-and-green nightmare wrapped in a dream.
You call it tradition; I call it a scam-
Ho-ho-ho? No, thank you, ma’am.
(Chorus)
Merry freakin’ Christmas, I’m losing my mind,
This glitter-covered chaos ain’t feeling so kind.
We’re decking these halls with stress and despair,
I’ll sleep in January, ‘cause I’m done with this affair.
(Verse 2)
Caffeine’s my sleigh; I’m running on fumes,
With a pile of gifts that’ll fill up the room.
Grandpa’s snoring, the oven’s on fire,
And my wishlist? A nap and to just retire.
(Pre-Chorus)
Silent night? Yeah, not in my house,
The kids are rioting, and so’s my spouse.
Elf on the Shelf’s got a knife in his hand,
And the carolers outside? I can’t even stand.
(Chorus)
Merry freakin’ Christmas, grab me a beer,
‘Cause I’ve been wrapping presents for half the year.
Fa-la-la, my patience is gone,
I’ll sleep in January-wake me when it’s dawn.
(Bridge)
Let’s burn the fruitcake and torch the tree,
I’m maxed out on joy and the third-degree.
Santa’s on strike, the reindeer quit,
And honestly, I’m so over this sh- [Ding!]
(Chorus x2)
Merry freakin’ Christmas, pour me some rum,
I’ve been faking smiles ‘til my face is numb.
This holiday’s a circus, but hey, who cares?
I’ll sleep in January-if I make it there.
(Outro)
Unwrap the madness, let the credit cards weep,
Merry freakin’ Christmas-now let me sleep!

[@rubberduck4966]

Klingt nach 90/2000er College-Band Sound.

[@Toei-Rei]

Ja, so bisschen :) Bin ja auch nur ich 'in my closet'