(Verse 1) “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” A mantra of survival in the lion’s den. But no, you clicked the link with “Free Cash Now!” And wonder why your laptop’s in meltdown. (Chorus) Oh, the words they say, They’re carved into my brain. From “It’s urgent” to “What’s your ETA?” They’re driving me insane. Bring it on, I’m still standing tall, Quoting your chaos, I’ve heard it all. (Verse 2) “99 problems, but when you show up there ain’t one.” Yeah, ‘cause I’m the fixer, the system’s last son. I walked into this wreck with a fire extinguisher, But you’d rather blame me than read the user literature. (Bridge) “It worked yesterday,” oh, that classic line, “Can’t you make it work?”-yeah, sure, I’ll divine. “I don’t need training; it’s just common sense,” You think coding’s magic? Go hop that fence! (Verse 3) “The internet’s down”-did you check the cord? “It’s the system”-no, Karen, it’s you we can’t afford. Management says, “Just make it work!” While I’m patching up holes in their data murk. (Chorus) Oh, the words they say, They echo in my soul. From “Why’s it slow?” to “Can’t you remote control?” I’m losing all control. But bring it on, I’m standing tall, Quoting your chaos, I’ve heard it all. (Outro) “Have you fixed it yet?” Yeah, sure, I’m done. Just remember who’s here when the system won’t run. You’ve got 99 problems, but the truth still stands- The problem exists between chair and hands.
(Verse 1)
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
A mantra of survival in the lion’s den.
But no, you clicked the link with “Free Cash Now!”
And wonder why your laptop’s in meltdown.
(Chorus)
Oh, the words they say,
They’re carved into my brain.
From “It’s urgent” to “What’s your ETA?”
They’re driving me insane.
Bring it on, I’m still standing tall,
Quoting your chaos, I’ve heard it all.
(Verse 2)
“99 problems, but when you show up there ain’t one.”
Yeah, ‘cause I’m the fixer, the system’s last son.
I walked into this wreck with a fire extinguisher,
But you’d rather blame me than read the user literature.
(Bridge)
“It worked yesterday,” oh, that classic line,
“Can’t you make it work?”-yeah, sure, I’ll divine.
“I don’t need training; it’s just common sense,”
You think coding’s magic? Go hop that fence!
(Verse 3)
“The internet’s down”-did you check the cord?
“It’s the system”-no, Karen, it’s you we can’t afford.
Management says, “Just make it work!”
While I’m patching up holes in their data murk.
(Chorus)
Oh, the words they say,
They echo in my soul.
From “Why’s it slow?” to “Can’t you remote control?”
I’m losing all control.
But bring it on, I’m standing tall,
Quoting your chaos, I’ve heard it all.
(Outro)
“Have you fixed it yet?” Yeah, sure, I’m done.
Just remember who’s here when the system won’t run.
You’ve got 99 problems, but the truth still stands-
The problem exists between chair and hands.
Also ich hätte mir im Bild im Hintergrund mal eine SGI mit diesem 3D Filesystem Navigator gewünscht. Oder halt extranerdig eine Cray.
@@rubberduck4966 hab leider keines passend...
@@Toei-Rei Aber du könntest dir doch zumindest eine klitzekleine Cray drucken!