Ten Minute History - The Thirty Years' War (Short Documentary)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @patrikcath1025
    @patrikcath1025 6 лет назад +3261

    That one time we literally threw a bunch of bureaucrats out of a window and caused 30 years of war all over the Europe

    • @marinarosario8855
      @marinarosario8855 5 лет назад +237

      You, bohemians, should't have windows in meeting rooms (Or have meetings in high floor).

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 лет назад +68

      Or meetings

    • @EkinYalvac
      @EkinYalvac 5 лет назад +154

      patrikcath sounds like that one time a teenager shot a prince and caused 4 years of war all over the world lol

    • @eventyraren
      @eventyraren 5 лет назад +52

      This is the second time you throw someone out a window, and last time also started a war. I see a pattern here.

    • @prinzeszelda3650
      @prinzeszelda3650 4 года назад +17

      Btw they only lived bcs of convienent bushes below

  • @villakennedy
    @villakennedy 6 лет назад +3454

    Just annoyed myself when you said “Ferdinand III” and I immediately said Thirdinand and chuckled...

  • @ataman6430
    @ataman6430 6 лет назад +4598

    Somehow, the 29 Years and 11 Months War doesn't sound quite as catchy.

  • @GuyWithTriangle
    @GuyWithTriangle 6 лет назад +4495

    If only Ferdinand had more Imperial Authority he could have passed the reforms to disallow internal HRE wars

    • @Yora21
      @Yora21 6 лет назад +73

      Then it wouldn't have been the HRE. What reasons would the princes have had to give that much power to one of them?

    • @samlund8543
      @samlund8543 6 лет назад +610

      Yora
      It’s a reference to EU4

    • @ahmedbassam400
      @ahmedbassam400 6 лет назад +239

      @@Yora21 Eu4 reference lad.

    • @CarlosRios1
      @CarlosRios1 6 лет назад +135

      @@Yora21 r/wooosh

    • @hampuslundstrom9249
      @hampuslundstrom9249 6 лет назад +266

      Only you look away for 20 years focusing on the new world, and suddenly Hesse or Nasau is the new Emperor.

  • @mkploeg
    @mkploeg 6 лет назад +3855

    I absoluly love that you put Joakim Brodén from sabaton in the video

    • @hf3923
      @hf3923 6 лет назад +232

      Well it's only appropriate if the Lion from the north is prominent

    • @giladpellaeon1691
      @giladpellaeon1691 6 лет назад +149

      I had to play that part of the vid twice just to be sure. Great job Ten Minute History, always slipping in the quick little "wait, whaaaat?" moments. Part of why I subscribe.

    • @Cringo-ik9uo
      @Cringo-ik9uo 6 лет назад +52

      I laughed so fucking hard at that xD

    • @mkploeg
      @mkploeg 6 лет назад +18

      had the same thing was like is that who i think it is

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 6 лет назад +13

      So that's who that was.

  • @chrisza9782
    @chrisza9782 3 года назад +1070

    8:35 "The Swedish laid siege to Prague". In modern times, that would sound like a very drunk tourist group

    • @Lajosen
      @Lajosen 3 года назад +12

      Sadly covid has prevented this

    • @Morhgoz
      @Morhgoz 3 года назад +23

      Specially if Swedes had us Finns with them like they had in first time as we were part of Sweden back then...

    • @sharkronical
      @sharkronical 3 года назад +42

      Austria and Sweden back then: "Time to reinforce our rule in our parts of Europe"
      Austria (after WWII) and Sweden (after Napoleon): "we were bad, but now we're neutral"

    • @johanrunfeldt7174
      @johanrunfeldt7174 3 года назад +24

      @@sharkronical We were badass, but now we're neutral.

    • @david23854
      @david23854 3 года назад +7

      Not too far off from what actually went down. They went there and celebrated, got drunk as hell and looted half of the city

  • @ronaldderooij1774
    @ronaldderooij1774 4 года назад +618

    I love the word "defenestration". We don't have that in Dutch, I believe. But on the other hand, we had the audacity to eat our prime minster in those days. Which is rather unconventional as well.

    • @watching99134
      @watching99134 3 года назад

      The Dutch have always hated waste, why just kill someone when you can also eat him?

    • @stephenwright8824
      @stephenwright8824 2 года назад +28

      _Defenestration_ was the word my college German professor used to introduce the German word for window, _Fenster._ I had personally heard neither word before. (This was in 1991.)

    • @lupen_rein
      @lupen_rein 2 года назад +18

      In German there's the word "Fenstersturz", a compound word from window and fall

    • @ronaldderooij1774
      @ronaldderooij1774 2 года назад +11

      @@lupen_rein Danke! Ich finde aber "Defenestration" etwas mehr "Classy".

    • @gertvanderstraaten6352
      @gertvanderstraaten6352 2 года назад +6

      We kunnen er 'ontvenstering' van maken. Maar volgens wikipedia is het defenestratie.

  • @jvteam3095
    @jvteam3095 6 лет назад +3162

    Loved the part when Sabaton's lead singer showed up at 4:09

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan 6 лет назад +40

      What s the joke? What does sabaton have to do with the 30 y war?

    • @jvteam3095
      @jvteam3095 6 лет назад +435

      Sabaton is Swedish, and their song "The Lion From The North" is about the topic immediately being discussed

    • @Malos_
      @Malos_ 6 лет назад +168

      @@jvteam3095 *Gott Mit uns

    • @jvteam3095
      @jvteam3095 6 лет назад +158

      ​@@Malos_ The Lion from the North is also about the Swedish intervention in the 30 years war though

    • @rkmurphy5648
      @rkmurphy5648 6 лет назад +190

      @@jvteam3095 There's also "A lifetime of war" which is just about the 30 years war in general.

  • @evalpenguin8797
    @evalpenguin8797 6 лет назад +2765

    video quality 10/10
    Sabaton references 20/10
    MOAR DAKKA *40.000/10*

    • @Johann_Gambolputty_of_Ulm
      @Johann_Gambolputty_of_Ulm 6 лет назад +74

      But the death of Gustavus Adolphus proves there is nevah enuf dakka 🙁

    • @lewesc
      @lewesc 6 лет назад +43

      Somewhere in history some army painted their fast moving things red.
      And when this channel summarizes it, I will be a happy man.

    • @evalpenguin8797
      @evalpenguin8797 6 лет назад +35

      @@lewesc u got it da wrong way rond ya git u paint stuf red so it gos fasta no da fasta stuf red cose itz fasta

    • @edwardcollier7218
      @edwardcollier7218 6 лет назад +9

      WAAAAGH!!!!

    • @thomaswilliamruston
      @thomaswilliamruston 5 лет назад +4

      Cuius regio eius religio.

  • @andreap8343
    @andreap8343 4 года назад +587

    "miserable" is a very soft definition for what was life for civilians during the 30 years war. According to statistics, the percentage of civilian and military casualties in the HRE was bigger than the one nazi Germany suffered during WW2, just to put things in perspective.
    It was a war like no one before, and although it didn't see much complex territorial changes or repentine fall of empires, can be seen as the beginning of what Europe will be for the following 300 years: the rise of France, Netherland, Sweden, the decline of Imperial Spain and the HRE, who finally abandoned the (super cool but ultimately impossible) idea of a unified Europe under Habsburg rule, much modern ideas regarding diplomacy, religious liberty and military warfare, and most important, it ended once and for all the so called Religious Wars in Europe.

    • @richmondmemedepot7180
      @richmondmemedepot7180 2 года назад +9

      More casualties in the HRE alone? Damn

    • @stevemc01
      @stevemc01 2 года назад +36

      Given the differences in medieval/modern warfare, that's brutal...

    • @theraxo1137
      @theraxo1137 2 года назад +49

      Not more casualties, higher percentage of casualties but still its brutal.

    • @Toujeo
      @Toujeo 2 года назад +16

      up to 8 million people died and germany saw a population decline of over 50%

    • @buddermonger2000
      @buddermonger2000 Год назад +12

      The nazis actually didn't suffer that much in terms of civilian casualties during the war, so that's not actually a great comparison as I think under a million civilian casualties were suffered by the nazis since the war was primarily fought beyond its own borders (as well as roughly 5 million military casualties out of a population of over 80 million). Remember that to get to Russia, Germany first had to get through Poland and that Germany wasn't actually reached until early 1945, where they capitulated in less than 5 months. In comparison, the Germans were in Russia until late 1943 and into 1944 and in Poland until 1945.
      The second world War was primarily destructive in the East where it was industrial warfare for many years. Roughly 45 million of the 70 million deaths of WW2 were in Russia and China. And then I think an extra 6 million or so died in Poland.

  • @merrittanimation7721
    @merrittanimation7721 6 лет назад +1684

    I like how the picture in Ferdinand's house is just anti- Turk sign

    • @dams6829
      @dams6829 6 лет назад +51

      I somehow took it as anti Muslim but your one makes sense too.

    • @kwazooplayingguardsman5615
      @kwazooplayingguardsman5615 6 лет назад +18

      @@dams6829 no to both.

    • @savioblanc
      @savioblanc 6 лет назад +104

      Every Muslim was a considered a Turk at that time, so it's the same

    • @s871-c1q
      @s871-c1q 6 лет назад +66

      I'm sure it was a reference to the Ottoman Sultan.

    • @widodoakrom7032
      @widodoakrom7032 5 лет назад +6

      Thought Ottoman still powerful state untill 1699😂🤣🇲🇨🇲🇨🇲🇨👍

  • @nathanjay83
    @nathanjay83 5 лет назад +560

    Bohemians had a clever way of countering that, by throwing his representatives out of a 3rd storey window. Lol

    • @Wanys123
      @Wanys123 4 года назад +19

      I think we did it like 3 or 4 times throughtout history( I am not sure cuz there was either 3 but only 2 are like called "defenestration of prague", or there is 4 and only 3 are like significant and named...)

    • @mokkorista
      @mokkorista 4 года назад +59

      Coz we in Bohemia have a saying: (If) You kick them throughout the door, they'll return through the window. This is a preventive action.

    • @xeanderman6688
      @xeanderman6688 4 года назад +4

      @@Wanys123 we can do it again

    • @nathanjay83
      @nathanjay83 4 года назад +4

      @@Wanys123 There have been a few local representative that knocked on my door I would have loved to thrown from a 3rd storey window. lol I bet its therapeutic :)

    • @sharoneisenberg2274
      @sharoneisenberg2274 4 года назад

      Don’t forget the St. Bartholomew’s Day Massacre in France, which also saw people being thrown out of windows!

  • @brilliantloewe
    @brilliantloewe 2 года назад +184

    I'm German and the thirty-year-war is quite a big topic in German schools. I had it as a topic for a half year and I can say that I learned equally, if not more about the thirty-year-war in this ten minute video than in school. Keep up the good work 👍

    • @PsychoMachTricks
      @PsychoMachTricks 2 года назад +4

      Are the schools in German nice?

    • @arnaldoenriquez6191
      @arnaldoenriquez6191 Год назад +4

      As an American, this just sounds like public education lacks everywhere

    • @Florian-yk8vg
      @Florian-yk8vg Год назад +1

      @@arnaldoenriquez6191 tbf also most kids in middleschool just dont care too much about history with obscure european states that dont exist anymore. thats why many ppl tend to not remember much about stuff from middle school lessons i guess.

    • @charles2521
      @charles2521 11 месяцев назад

      @@arnaldoenriquez6191 American schools are more concerned with nationalist indoctrination, perhaps that's why American minds are moslty immigrants.

    • @charles2521
      @charles2521 11 месяцев назад

      @@PsychoMachTricks I don't know about the German schools themselves, but I've heard that the German education system does everything it can to prevent social mobility. So if you get bad grades at the age of 6, you won't get a second chance as an adult.

  • @derkaiser420
    @derkaiser420 5 лет назад +1880

    A giant European War that didn't involve England. I am shocked.

    • @MNKY80808
      @MNKY80808 5 лет назад +268

      Great Britain did officially get involved in the closing years of the war. However, a large number of Scottish noble sons and mercenaries fought on both sides (primarily on the protestant side as protestants themselves, but fighting for the Habsburgs meant more money) from the beginning of the war to it's end.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 5 лет назад +147

      The English were carrying on a tax strike at the time so they weren't
      able to fight a war.
      When they finally went to war it was against each other.

    • @joellaz9836
      @joellaz9836 4 года назад +88

      derkaiser420
      The English civil war had strong religious undertones. There was a great hatred of the wife of Charles I, who was catholic and people thought there was a conspiracy to make England catholic again.

    • @fullmetalalchemist9126
      @fullmetalalchemist9126 4 года назад +19

      Or Russia

    • @fredbarker9201
      @fredbarker9201 4 года назад +6

      Joella Z agreed when I read a book on Charles I I can see the civil war is very religious. But also about challenging absolutism in kings

  • @viktor9988
    @viktor9988 3 года назад +126

    What is impressive with Sweden's military organisation during that time - the King himself dies on the battlefield - still the swedes just kept on winning battle after battle through the war and they were almost always outnumbered. Many great generals and impressive logistics right there.

    • @e.d.1642
      @e.d.1642 Год назад +4

      Never play Swedish chess.

    • @MysticMelody333
      @MysticMelody333 Год назад +1

      Look at Sweden now though.

    • @bluestone9726
      @bluestone9726 Год назад +16

      ​​@@MysticMelody333Life here's pretty sweet tbh. Don't know where you're from, but odds are living standards in Sweden are higher on average.

    • @quandangle9397
      @quandangle9397 Год назад +9

      @@bluestone9726 as a Swede, we got a massive immigration problem but other then that yeah life is pretty good

    • @gengis737
      @gengis737 8 месяцев назад +1

      Swede used a conscript system, instead of hiring mercenaries. With religious and solidarity pressure of the community, each soldier had to behave in battle. Also, harsher living conditions in Scandinavia made them tougher soldiers (like the Russians later).

  • @HenningGu
    @HenningGu 6 лет назад +358

    0:56 they supposedly landed in a pile of dung.
    Or were carried by angels, depending on which side you ask.

    • @thetruereality2
      @thetruereality2 5 лет назад +4

      👍👍🤞😁

    • @farasbanas9564
      @farasbanas9564 5 лет назад +35

      The most likely reason is that the windows aren't particularly high

    • @farasbanas9564
      @farasbanas9564 4 года назад +20

      @Biracial Boy there are windows to that building and it's not that high
      Protestant propaganda says it was a pile of dung
      Catholic propaganda says it was angels

    • @iagreebut4839
      @iagreebut4839 4 года назад +46

      Or maybe they fell from a not-so particularly high building, carried by angels, then landed on a pile of dung?

    • @davidpanton3192
      @davidpanton3192 4 года назад +2

      No shit.

  • @ViscountAlexOfTheHorsePeople
    @ViscountAlexOfTheHorsePeople 6 лет назад +722

    A time of religion and war. Legends tell the tale of a lion...

    • @spikethompson2000
      @spikethompson2000 6 лет назад +115

      This beast in the shape of a man with a dream to rule sea and land

    • @thebutzel9752
      @thebutzel9752 6 лет назад +88

      All those who stand in his way will die by god and victorious arms

    • @theseabassi9638
      @theseabassi9638 6 лет назад +81

      With the righteous that follow him south, once more, set ashore, to war

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 6 лет назад +75

      Legends have taught, battles fought,
      This lion has no fear at heart

    • @cavaleirocatolico4665
      @cavaleirocatolico4665 6 лет назад +69

      Lion come forth, come from the north, come from the north.

  • @HistoryMatters
    @HistoryMatters  6 лет назад +445

    Just to let everyone know, the sound is a bit off in parts because I've recently moved and have yet to set up a proper recording area. I think RUclips is rolling out the ability to edit the voice over for videos so I'll fix that when everything is sorted. I am also aware I butchered many of the pronunciations so if you could correct some for me to fix later that would be much appreciated.

    • @HistoryMatters
      @HistoryMatters  6 лет назад +63

      The French Wars of Religion were my specialisation at University so I'd love to at some point.

    • @nikolay4101-s7r
      @nikolay4101-s7r 6 лет назад +6

      Small mistake - 1:12
      I think saxony was divided in 2 parts (A kingdom and an Electorate) at that time
      I'm not 100% sure though

    • @americana_incarnate1717
      @americana_incarnate1717 6 лет назад +8

      Nice sabaton reference.

    • @varana
      @varana 6 лет назад +3

      Nikolay Tsankov: Saxony was divided - between an Electorate, and several duchies to the West of it (modern-day Thuringia). The territory highlighted in the map is the Electorate which became a kingdom only in the early 19th century under Napoleon's influence. At the time of the 30 Years War, Bohemia was the only kingdom in the HRE.

    • @cheydinal5401
      @cheydinal5401 6 лет назад +6

      In "Osnabrück", the emphasis is on the "brück", not the "Osna", I live only a few kilometers away from there. Your pronunciation of the "ü" vowel is pretty good though.
      Also could you make a video about all the massive geopolitical changes that happened after the end of WWII? I'l thinking from the Conference of Yalta, the founding of democratic as well as communist Germany and Japan, the establishment of the Eastern Bloc and NATO, to the Chinese Civil War, and of course importantly also the new international monetary orders with Breton Woods and such, and UN

  • @GUNSLINGER47L
    @GUNSLINGER47L 4 года назад +726

    "they needed some one to blame and they had one group in mind"
    me:the jews ?
    "witches"
    wait what?

    • @Argentvs
      @Argentvs 4 года назад +88

      Protestants actually killed thousands over thousands of women despite the propaganda against the Spanish. The inquisition outright ignored such claims as nonsense and even finned people for doing it.

    • @remydubard2229
      @remydubard2229 3 года назад +5

      Same

    • @ily-u3w
      @ily-u3w 3 года назад +4

      Same here

    • @katarina9064
      @katarina9064 3 года назад +5

      @@Argentvs based?

    • @Argentvs
      @Argentvs 3 года назад +47

      @@katarina9064 History. Google it. The Spanish Inquisition gave a 2 weeks notice and dismissed almost all denounces. In fact it condemned more people for false accusations than else. Witchcraft were outright ignored and accusers were heavily fined.
      Death sentences were appealed by calling the Inquisition, as people saw it more fair when the nobles in towns were unjust.
      Also they made crimes go away simply by bribing the inquisitors.
      They were more occupy in finding foreign spies and political plots, their main job was that, like a secret police.

  • @whiteoctober4582
    @whiteoctober4582 6 лет назад +514

    I love you for the Sabaton references
    GUSTAVUS ADOLPHUS GO FORTH
    LIBERA IMPERA
    AUGUSTA PER ANGUSTA

    • @edvindenbeste2587
      @edvindenbeste2587 5 лет назад +3

      R/suddenlysabaton

    • @leef8433
      @leef8433 3 года назад +3

      Actually there is a song about that battle called "Gott Mit Uns" by Sabaton.

    • @11mousa
      @11mousa 3 года назад

      To be fair, Libera et impera as well as augusta per angusta were references by Sabaton also.

  • @MrGazlo
    @MrGazlo 6 лет назад +169

    Lots of region in the HRE lost around 60% to 80% of their population during this time and the death toll was massive for the time (although mainly from disease, way more than from actual combat or pillage).

    • @Mitaka.Kotsuka
      @Mitaka.Kotsuka 2 года назад +15

      Illness in war (specially old wars) was serious bussiness. I believe General disease was a major player in every war all the way up to the crimean war.

  • @onkelkonkel5
    @onkelkonkel5 4 года назад +111

    5:20 If you are to be picky, his horse, named Streiff, wasn’t actually killed but only wounded at the battle. He did however succumb to his wounds and died the next year. His body was stuffed and he is still on display at the Royal Armory in Stockholm.

    • @Stanl3y_
      @Stanl3y_ Месяц назад +1

      That’s kinda wholesome

    • @AgathaJones-d6u
      @AgathaJones-d6u Месяц назад

      i didn't see the horse part of that and was like....wait what, that's horrifying

  • @RedditzGG
    @RedditzGG 4 года назад +130

    4:09
    Joakim: GOTT MIT UNS, AS WE ALL STAND UNITED, ALL TOGETHER, GOTT MIT UNS

    • @CaptainActually1
      @CaptainActually1 4 года назад +1

      Ironically, that's the only song he doesn't sing.

    • @friday26th
      @friday26th 3 года назад +3

      @@CaptainActually1 he tends to sing noch ein bier, we all drink united, all together noch ein bier

    • @williamtoner8674
      @williamtoner8674 3 года назад

      we've got mittens too

    • @losisansgaming2628
      @losisansgaming2628 Год назад +1

      ​@@CaptainActually1wdym? He's the main singer of the group and I can hear him singing every time I hear the song

    • @Massivegenius69
      @Massivegenius69 4 месяца назад

      @@losisansgaming2628 You're both wrong, Joakim sings the chorus and but Peter Tägtgren sings the verses.

  • @Carewolf
    @Carewolf 6 лет назад +208

    Also Christian IV was an brilliant architect and terribly general. He managed to get the entire Danish army caught in a valley fighting not a two side battle, but a battle on three fronts all uphill...
    He lost.

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine 3 года назад +17

      The Danish Monarchy from around that point and going forward another two hundred some years, had a lot of rough quirks.

  • @JohnnyLodge2
    @JohnnyLodge2 6 лет назад +178

    That no sultan poster in the background is highlight of the video.

    • @icecold1805
      @icecold1805 5 лет назад +14

      Are you kidding me? the 0:40 is the highlight by far.
      Still tho, that's a good close second.

  • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
    @Big_E_Soul_Fragment 6 лет назад +149

    HAS MAN GONE INSANE
    A FEW WILL REMAIN
    WHO'LL LIVE ONE MORE DAY
    THROUGH DECADES OF WAR

    • @baldkevindurant
      @baldkevindurant 5 лет назад +28

      It spreads like disease
      There’s no sign of peace
      Religion and Greed
      Costs millions to bleed
      Three decades of war

    • @j.a.pelaez6435
      @j.a.pelaez6435 5 лет назад +5

      Easily one of the most saddest lyrics in a Sabaton song

    • @marsultor3044
      @marsultor3044 4 года назад +1

      The 225677th Fragment of the Man-Emperor of Mankind Sabaton shows up at 4:08

  • @General_Dave_1
    @General_Dave_1 6 лет назад +161

    Omg you added a Sabaton Reference, Officially best History RUclipsr Ever.

  • @Bufoferrata
    @Bufoferrata 5 лет назад +11

    One of the most complex struggles in European history distilled down to 10 minutes. Sheer brilliance. Pity about Gustavus' horse. He's now stuffed and stands in a museum in Stockholm. What price glory?

  • @MrKingkez
    @MrKingkez 3 года назад +10

    The fact this man uses MORE DAKA as his way of showing overwhelming fire power, as a chaos and work player of 40k gets my approval :) And my sub

  • @xaviersaavedra7442
    @xaviersaavedra7442 6 лет назад +177

    In the span of 29 years and eleven months. One of the most deadly wars ravaged Europe. What should we name this war?

  • @annachi8426
    @annachi8426 6 лет назад +24

    You are saving the AP European History grade every day and I would just like to thank you for how much time and effort you have put into these videos. You're a rockstar.

  • @vitorluigi2911
    @vitorluigi2911 6 лет назад +340

    Martin Luther: The church is corrupt and it will need a reformation
    All of Europe: *TRIGGERED*
    Gustavus Adolphus: You mad?
    All of Europe: *NOT TRIGGERED ANYMORE*

    • @7636kei
      @7636kei 6 лет назад +9

      More like 'so busy being triggered that they didn't note him triggering again' :(

    • @su_morenito_1948
      @su_morenito_1948 4 года назад

      Victor Luigi no

    • @jav1843
      @jav1843 4 года назад +6

      Meh you know Gustavus was a really skilled tactician but after his death the swedish troops didnt perform well at all,for example in Nordlingen they were destroyed by the spanish tercios using equiment and tactics 100 years obsolete

    • @su_morenito_1948
      @su_morenito_1948 4 года назад +2

      Jav how were the 100 years obsolete if they literally were 100 years old lol

    • @minutemen_in_t-605
      @minutemen_in_t-605 4 года назад

      PLC: You guys have problems with religions?

  • @mantis2048
    @mantis2048 6 лет назад +26

    I'm so glad you made this video. A war with catastrophic losses that shaped modern Europe and in America we barely cover it.

  • @Lord_GenericCan
    @Lord_GenericCan 6 лет назад +154

    i am happy to see the sabaton reference

  • @Grymbaldknight
    @Grymbaldknight 6 лет назад +44

    "More Dakka"
    It pleases me that you know about Warhammer 40k, Ten Minute History. It seems fitting somehow.

  • @serubyne57
    @serubyne57 6 лет назад +120

    _Alexa, play The Lion of The North by Sabaton_

  • @TheFlamemaster900
    @TheFlamemaster900 6 лет назад +82

    Loving the Sabaton References :D

  • @thegreenroom8878
    @thegreenroom8878 2 года назад +16

    I was struggling with this topic and your video really helped me to understand it. THANK YOU!!!

    • @Linki8uu
      @Linki8uu 2 года назад +1

      I used this video to study for a ap European history test on the 30 years war I passed

  • @samlund8543
    @samlund8543 6 лет назад +12

    5:20 Hey, I remember reading that comment about the horse! Glad to see you followed through!

  • @marlonmoncrieffe0728
    @marlonmoncrieffe0728 6 лет назад +27

    One of my favorite movies is 'The Last Valley' (1971) from writer/director, James Clavell, who was also a bestselling historical novelist.
    The film is the story about two very different men; Vogel, a wandering loner (Omar Sharif) and The Captain, leader of a band of mercenaries (Michael Caine) who both stumble upon a hidden valley untouched by the devastating Thirty Years' War around it.

  • @Martin-jk2ng
    @Martin-jk2ng 6 лет назад +19

    Whenever one of the guys holds up a sign that says "Soon" with that squinty eyed stare, it always makes me laugh.

  • @hi_austin
    @hi_austin 6 лет назад +49

    Ten Minute History coming through in the clutch turning this mediocre Sunday into a tolerable one.

  • @isakferm7686
    @isakferm7686 5 лет назад +42

    5:18 RIP Streiff, the actual name of the horse 🐎

  • @Yora21
    @Yora21 6 лет назад +35

    "Miserable" is indeed putting is very mildly.

  • @jjrj8568
    @jjrj8568 6 лет назад +14

    The cruelties inflicted upon civilians show how dangerous employing mostly mercenaries and low-income soldiers is.
    Most shameful war in Europe until 1939-45.

  • @MaxG4880
    @MaxG4880 6 лет назад +10

    Brilliant!! I love the videos in this channel, but the Sabaton cameo made this one that much more special!

  • @Aufenthalt
    @Aufenthalt 6 лет назад +8

    The most clear report on the thirty years war I saw. Congratulations.

  • @NickC-Ohio
    @NickC-Ohio 3 года назад +2

    Yours are the only videos on RUclips which I actually watch at 3/4ths speed instead of speeding it up like I might for other videos to suit my craving for rapid information.

  • @Heidepixie
    @Heidepixie 6 лет назад +5

    I love that the horses either go by very quickly or are put behind other characters.

  • @roryo1970
    @roryo1970 4 года назад +4

    One of the most complex conflicts ever. You nailed it. Quite brilliant summary,

  • @christianbuffum-robbins8904
    @christianbuffum-robbins8904 6 лет назад +701

    I'm early, better make a joke.
    The unity of the Christian Church.

    • @matheuroux5134
      @matheuroux5134 6 лет назад +74

      Atleast it's not as bad as the Sunni-Shia split still causing war to this very day

    • @electroflame6188
      @electroflame6188 6 лет назад +58

      >everyone that doesn't share my exact belief is a heretic
      rather representative of christian thought in general tbh

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 6 лет назад +10

      Electroflame 618 I mean, seeing as this was the last major European campaign were religion played a large part, that at least says sometime.

    • @alecblunden8615
      @alecblunden8615 6 лет назад +7

      @Divine EuropaThe Christian Church is united as one, holy, catholic and Apostolic. Such a pity the Latin church meets none of these marks of the church as postulated by the Nicene Father's.

    • @matheuroux5134
      @matheuroux5134 6 лет назад +12

      @@travelmaniak3127 oh so Sunni and Shia love each other today? Ha ha. Like Iran and Saudi Arabia love each other?

  • @jampe1965
    @jampe1965 6 лет назад +67

    you forgot to mention swiss independance at the treaty of westphalia

    • @j0nas469
      @j0nas469 5 лет назад +1

      @George Manjgaladze but until 1648 it was still part of the hre

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 5 лет назад +1

      @George Manjgaladze
      It took a long time for the Hapsburgs to acknowledge that.

    • @watching99134
      @watching99134 3 года назад

      @@j0nas469 Hence his reference to the Peace of Westphalia.

  • @Oyrou
    @Oyrou 6 лет назад +18

    Love seeing Joakim Brodén at 4:09

  • @belfigue
    @belfigue 6 лет назад +92

    Great video but you left the Franco Spanish war up in the air. What happened with Catalonia and Portugal. The 30’s war was also the demise of the Spanish hegemony in Europe to France

  • @DogWalkerBill
    @DogWalkerBill 6 лет назад +5

    WOW! You are GOOD! I read "The Thirty Years War (New York Review Books Classics)" by C. V. Wedgwood and it was a long slog for me! And confusing: So many Ferdinands and Fredericks that I couldn't keep track of who's who!
    Ferdinand II, Holy Roman Emperor's slogan should have been MTHREGA (Make The Holy Roman Empire Great Again!)
    From the book I read, the 30 Years War ended after all the original antagonists (like Ferdinand II) died and all the powers that be were too exhausted to continue. And the German states were a ruin of barren farms, dead bodies and starving people.
    Ten minutes! You are REALLY good!

  • @robertabrahamsen9076
    @robertabrahamsen9076 6 лет назад +35

    Amusing and substantially accurate summary, but I didn't notice anything about Bavarian involvement in the war, which complicated and arguably prolonged the war. Also, I think the peasant revolts in Austria are worth noting. And finally, emperor Matthias less appointed the fanatical Ferdinand as his successor than was effectively ousted by him.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 5 лет назад +1

      Good point. I believe Tilly's army was substantially Bavarian.

  • @austinhornbeck5060
    @austinhornbeck5060 6 лет назад +15

    Lol, Joacim Broden chasing the Catholics XD 10/10

  • @shanemize3775
    @shanemize3775 4 года назад +5

    Great video! To sum up one of the most insane, complicated wars in history in 10 minutes in a way that is easy to understand and is enjoyable, too, is just amazing. Got to love the ghost horse and the the out the window bit, picture of the sultan crossed out, etc. Too darn funny! I love your videos. Just not enough of them. That's the only problem with them. Lol. Please keep the outstanding videos coming and God bless you, my friend!

  • @gunnerjensen5998
    @gunnerjensen5998 5 лет назад +6

    Your illustration style is great! I love the humor you're able to add to an educational video. This is like the 10th video in a row I've watched.

  • @Kaiser_Wilhelm_IV.
    @Kaiser_Wilhelm_IV. 4 года назад +12

    It's quite funny and worth mentioning that there even was a historical Third Defenestration of Prague. Seems to be some kind of national sports there.

  • @PatrickAllenNL
    @PatrickAllenNL 6 лет назад +176

    I'm happy to live now rather then 400 years ago

    • @marcovtjev
      @marcovtjev 5 лет назад +5

      @@henrik4630 Tell that to the Southern Provinces. They were devastated several times, and would be in war several times after that in Louis XIV's wars. In those times even an allied army passing through is a problem.

    • @sharoneisenberg2274
      @sharoneisenberg2274 4 года назад

      Lt Fuckwit Or climate change or corona. Those are also big threats. Still, we’re probably better off now than in the 17th century, what with the Little Ice Age and the General Crisis

    • @williamrachello3699
      @williamrachello3699 3 года назад +8

      @@sharoneisenberg2274 can you honestly think that Coronavirus even remotely compares to the death and destruction pervasive back then? Go back to your SUV, soy latte and air conditioned house, and keep wondering why you have it so hard.

    • @MrMajsterixx
      @MrMajsterixx 3 года назад

      iam czech, tell me about that.

    • @lucasstrucker7680
      @lucasstrucker7680 3 года назад +1

      @@MrMajsterixx yep im from germany and i live in magdeburg the city got a massacre in the time over 95% of his population got killed (was one of the biggest cities in Germany)

  • @slav1467
    @slav1467 6 лет назад +32

    4:08 Goddamn you for inserting that Sabaton reference. 😊

  • @tomweiss9600
    @tomweiss9600 2 года назад +6

    Ah, humanity at its best, thanks for cheering me up!

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff 6 месяцев назад +1

    A lot of conflicts really spark from unexpected events, from meeting at the third floor, being late as a chauffeur, and even flunking out of Art School

  • @wfcoaker1398
    @wfcoaker1398 5 лет назад +72

    Don’t piss off the Czechs, they’ll heave you out a window!

    • @libzbond
      @libzbond 4 года назад +2

      @Our ship Lusitania How are you still allive, I thought the Germans sank you

    • @obiwankenobi4252
      @obiwankenobi4252 4 года назад +11

      Imagine if, after the Munich Conference before WW2, they just yeeted the German representatives out of a window

    • @wfcoaker1398
      @wfcoaker1398 4 года назад +5

      @@obiwankenobi4252 The Third Defenestration of Prague. Lol

    • @libzbond
      @libzbond 4 года назад

      @@obiwankenobi4252 You got the high ground!

    • @pavel6688
      @pavel6688 3 года назад

      @@wfcoaker1398 Actually 1618 was the Third Defenestration of Prague. The video is incorrect.

  • @jiddick
    @jiddick 3 года назад +2

    I love that you have Joakim walk past when you discuss the battle of Breitenfeld!!!

  • @mauricedesaxe1745
    @mauricedesaxe1745 6 лет назад +8

    I also highly recommend Wilson's "Europe's Tragedy: A New History of the Thirty Years' War", the level of detail is remarkable.

  • @sebastianarnold948
    @sebastianarnold948 4 года назад +2

    I’m simple. I see Sabaton, I click like. A time of religion and war, legends tell a tale of a LION

  • @TheNorthie
    @TheNorthie 5 лет назад +27

    The only question I have is what is to be done with Luxembourg? It seems they forgot about it

    • @timfortune9
      @timfortune9 3 года назад +6

      Half will go to Sweden and the other half will go to France. Peace in Europe forever!
      ...Oh coitus, we forgot the Balkans.

  • @Br1ckbuster
    @Br1ckbuster 6 лет назад +4

    Ok... how you managed to condense all of that into 10 mins is quite amazing. Learnt a lot as well!

  • @badoodadoodadoo7653
    @badoodadoodadoo7653 5 лет назад +5

    Funny that when you said life was miserable I played another video and got an ad that jingled: *”THE PAST, NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD!”*

  • @gsthomas187
    @gsthomas187 3 года назад +2

    4:08 Nice Sabaton cameo, I love it.

  • @dtice69
    @dtice69 3 года назад +6

    "Man, the Germans in the 20th century sure were angry at their neighbors. I wonder what caused all that."
    "Oh, I dunno..."

  • @GabrielAlejandroZorrilla
    @GabrielAlejandroZorrilla 5 лет назад +4

    Love the channel! History has been never do funny, keep the work going!

  • @miniDwarfB0y
    @miniDwarfB0y 6 лет назад +4

    Great job mate! I studied and wrote my third year dissertation on the TYW at University just last year, really enjoy the vids mate, keep it up!

  • @hungryepicboys8895
    @hungryepicboys8895 4 года назад +2

    The Treaty of Münster is one of two cool historical events that happened in my hometown and they will not let u forget it

  • @tigertankgaming1606
    @tigertankgaming1606 5 лет назад +22

    4:09 sweden use sabaton...
    result: total victory!!

  • @Trambo1997
    @Trambo1997 4 года назад +22

    Gustav Adolphus re-invented warfare during that time period with his cannons and firepower improvements. Not to mention tactical genius.

  • @lorenzogabutti8303
    @lorenzogabutti8303 3 года назад +4

    Thanks for explaining such a complicated war so effectively! 👏 Great job!

    • @kicapanmanis1060
      @kicapanmanis1060 2 года назад

      I missed the days when he made 10 minute videos. The format was more entertaining. I'm fine with him making shorter ones (not everything needed 10 minutes) but wish he made some from time to time.

  • @LocalHeretic-ck1kd
    @LocalHeretic-ck1kd 6 лет назад +41

    Poor horse of Gustavus Adolphus! Let he be remembered.
    Also: MORE DAKKA!!!

  • @sykeraid4944
    @sykeraid4944 6 лет назад +49

    "Tercio? More like Terci-go."
    Hah. I get it.

  • @swedichboy1000
    @swedichboy1000 4 года назад +8

    3:27 Sweden to Denmark: Let me show you how it´s done.

  • @lagianna100
    @lagianna100 5 лет назад +11

    When your conquest of a single province turns into a devastating conflict that pulls in all the European Powers

  • @gensaikawakami341
    @gensaikawakami341 3 года назад +1

    Wow, so this one's gonna take a few rewatches...my favourite kind of video

  • @jackwolf2984
    @jackwolf2984 4 года назад +4

    Please put more Sabaton reference in your videos...or easter eggs like that in general, love it.

  • @hf3923
    @hf3923 6 лет назад +6

    I love how it took a 30 year war to end an 80 year war

  • @billymartin2220
    @billymartin2220 6 лет назад +28

    Could you do a video on the decline of Poland lithuania?

    • @Kunumbah1
      @Kunumbah1 6 лет назад +9

      Essentially Lithuania rose because the collapse of the Golden Horde left a shit ton of real estate. There power and influence decreased over time because they weren’t gobbling up land as fast as Muscovy. Eventually they were like fuck it and United with Poland. Then over time after kicking some German, Muscovite , and Turkish ass they got their ass handed to them by Sweden. Then they got gobbled up by Austria, Prussia, and Russia the end.

  • @benediktamrhein5639
    @benediktamrhein5639 7 месяцев назад +1

    I'm very active on Twitter (I refuse to call it "X") in various political but also non-political groups. One of the latter is a history group, for which I do every day "This day in history" tweets. For example tomorrow, May 17, I will do a tweet about the Battle of Zusmarshausen. Most of the time I will highlight the day, and link a video/text/whatever which is more general, here: explaining the whole 30 Year's War. Since I had already liked your video and saved it among my faves I know that I have used it last year or the years before. I just rewatched it. Brilliantly done, very informative. The 10 minutes go by almost too quickly - but I hope I make people curious enough to go into depth. Thank you for that! I didn't "follow" you before, nor have I activated the "bell" - I just did both things 😁

  • @gengis737
    @gengis737 8 месяцев назад +2

    30 years war cost Germany 1/3rd of its population, even one half in the poorer Eastern part. It was at the same time a religious war between neighbors in the same city, a state-scale pillage, and a geopolitical struggle for European leadership.
    Wallenstein changed the way was funded and managed. A minor noble himself, he turned into a war businessman : he replaced military duty of nobles, and very expensive highly professional mercenaries like Swiss and Landsknecht, by masses of poorly paid, half-trained mercenaries, who learned the trade by fighting and were extremely numerous and easy to replace. Creating even more havoc by their looting, hence even more numerous candidates to join them (survival, not patriotism was the key).
    Sweden were well trained, religiously motivated conscripts, but in short numbers. When joined by the numerous and effective French army, they changed the balance of the war.
    Considering the devastation of Germany, which will not recover its strength until 1815, all European major powers initiated the laws of war, to preserve the civilians from pillages, as a way to preserve discipline and logistic of the army, leading to the limited, siege-driven wars of 17th-18th century.

  • @Antarcticite21
    @Antarcticite21 6 лет назад +2

    I lost it at “Bad News”
    Great video once again!

  • @paulsoldner9500
    @paulsoldner9500 2 года назад +17

    I've read some accounts of the sufferings of the peasants during the war and it's heartrending and utterly horrific. Pretty much every army participated in oppressing the people just living in the lands, which were often done for celebration of victory or anger over defeat. It's nearly as bad as was the Soviets did when they invaded Eastern Europe and Germany at the end of WW2

  • @jovanblom7742
    @jovanblom7742 4 месяца назад

    This is exactly what I was looking for - thank you!

  • @user-lo8hn9rt1m
    @user-lo8hn9rt1m 6 лет назад +11

    "This is not the first time people have been thrown out of windows for religious reasons"
    Ded

  • @KilyanAustin
    @KilyanAustin 3 года назад

    I know literally everybody is saying this, but I love the animations and little signs they hold up. one of the best if not the best history channel on youtube.❤

  • @levinb1
    @levinb1 6 лет назад +22

    @0:07 Map of HRe should include both Nederlands and Switzerland, they were still part of HRe officially until Peace of Westphalia.

    • @jobfranschman8436
      @jobfranschman8436 5 лет назад

      B. Levin but in practice the Netherlands was not part of it... so its better to not included them

    • @oddballsok
      @oddballsok 5 лет назад

      negative..HRE /Spain had no effective rule over Netherland provinces since...around 1595 i would say (1568 start of rebellion..many battles...but by 1600 only PERIPHERY battles (in "belgium" area).
      The west phalia treaty, is only that a PAPER confirming the status, so that neither spain nor HRE can LAY CLAIM on Netherlands.
      Compare American revolution, Indonesian independence, Soviet revolution; Vietnam, etc..
      There is a difference between losing effective rule/control over a country and the moment of officially/legally confirming loss of rights/control over that country.

  • @varain87
    @varain87 2 года назад +1

    at 04:08 Joakim,the vocalist of Sabaton band appears ! good job,history matters,good job !

  • @pogo8050
    @pogo8050 2 года назад +3

    >barges into Germany
    >modernizes warfare
    >refuses to elaborate further
    >dies

  • @OrkarIsberEstar
    @OrkarIsberEstar 3 года назад +2

    omg that Sabbaton reference kills me XD Great Job with Joachim Broden

  • @Greystar2426
    @Greystar2426 5 лет назад +5

    I’ve read so much of the 1632 franchise that I forgot what the actual 30 years war looked like without biplanes and ironclads

  • @Guardias
    @Guardias 4 года назад +1

    I may have no love for the Habsburgs but the 'No Ottoman' portrait in the back is laudable.