Democrats Demand Mueller’s Full Report and Republicans Seek Revenge | The Daily Show
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- Democrats demand to see Robert Mueller’s full report, and President Trump and Fox News look to punish those who pushed the collusion narrative.
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"Nothing to hide. No u can't see the report" amazing.
Nothing to hide. Except 99% of the report
fucking pathetic idiot
Like jesse smollet right?
Years ago, hannity did a segment, implying that Obama was the "antichrist" (whatever that shit means). WILL HANNITY BE FIRED ?
Prove he is not!
Of course not, they are only concerned with the truth if it plays into their agenda. They will keep being hypocritical propagandists until Fox News is destroyed.
as if that is even remotely comparable to the russia conspiracy against Trump. you people are pathetic. just take the L
@@davidchindumbo7637 the burden of proof is on the accuser
No, GOP is cool with their folk lying constantly.
Imagine them releasing the report on April fools day 😂😂😂
God everyone would believe it was fake 😂
Hopefully... maybe every fool will stop all this foolishness.😲😝
"no chargeable collusion"....there was collusion its just not chargable....ha ha ha ha....thou hast said.
Oh, the same day the bible was released
xD, That would make history
Hannity will ”hold every liar accountable”. So.. ..He will turn in himself, yes?
You obviously forget that he's part of the hypocritical right.... it's okay for him to lie!!!
@@herb369nichols MK Ultra twit.
"Hold every liar accountable"
Gets put in handcuffs
@@maureenthefirst1 huh??
Spit it out Moe.... what's on your mind??
Imagine if a white guy did a Asian accent , the outrage from the left( trevor Noah doing a Melania trump accent) the hypocrisy of the left is the worst thing I'n this country.
I was worried that the audience didn't catch the "they're not happy with just the tip, they want the full thing" joke
Just the tip or full insertion, lol! I'm not sure that one sunk in for everyone.
@@debbbarnell2286 some caught it late for sure lol
Trumpers are waiting for someone in the comments to explain it to them😂😂😂
Hannity: "We will hold every liar accountable." So wait, he's going to turn on Trump?
He should hold the person he sees in his mirror accountable.
Hannity is to close to Trump, and he would have to get off his knees.
Mah e Since you’ve read the report, send me a link to the report. 👍
@Mah e Well, if it was a "witch hunt" they would have said Trump was guilty. They declared "no collusion" because they have no legal evidence that would make it through the usual corrupt court system even though there's plenty to suggest there was collusion. You say "lying comey", but you forget that Trump, in front of a camera, said that he fired Comey for investigating him, then later came out and said that he fired Comey for other reasons not related to the investigation. Somebody who lies as often as Trump about the stupidest things can't be trusted at all.
Hannity can start with "Individual 1".
sure dems should apologize.....the day that Trump does the same for every lie or difamation he ever said since the start of his campaing.....starting with the whole birther thing
We have nothing to apologize for. They may not have been able to provide the evidence to prove it in court but you sure don't have to look hard to see that this is an unfit, incompetent fake president.
Why should trump apologize. Everyone knows that Obama was born in Kenya
@@imCXS-zh2yt Prove it. And I don't mean repeat what the annoying orange said. I need some facts, evidence, reports.
As soon as Republicans apologize for Benghazi
Yup
Whoever is reading this right now I wish you continued success in life :)
-Josh Otusanya
Wishing you continued success in your life too
Fuck that shit. I live in America.
Thank you. Hope you have a successful life as well.
- Shan Hussain
Thank you for the positivity 💖 Light and love 🇺🇸🗽💞
Prasoon Mishra thanks Prasoon, stay in touch
*"Every month I must pay hundred hamburgers. This is not best!"* ROTFLMAOAPMP!
It would be interesting to hear directly from Mueller
I love how Tucker Carlson just described Fox News in that rant.
Noiseless Sounds - Its mind blowing he doesn’t see both scenarios as appalling. Suggests to me what Tucks fantasies involve.
“Bad people, so bad gonna smash them” 😂 Trevor’s impersonations are always top shelf.
If Individual #1 is not guilty then release the report.
Ah yes. Trump is in fact individual 1 named in the Choen hush money payments. Which is a FELONY ? But according to the state media Hannity and Ingrahm. Dobbs. Trump has been fully cleared. And still no one has seen or commented on the report except for Barr. What a fraud
@hunnerdayEDT, ok this was the best comment!
"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much." Oscar Wilde
This doesn't seem to be working.
didn't work for O.Wilde either, if you look how he went out, his enemies won...bigly.
I like forgiving. Especially when I’m shaking with anger and they have their arms up expecting thrown hands. The look on their faces is worth the internal bleeding.
@@TNM001 Yeah 😢
I don't think that will work in this case..It takes emotional intelligence to Forgive. if your ego is the size of his... Fo Get a bout it...
@G Yeah because it's so much more difficult and takes so much more "strength" to seethe and refuse to forgive. Right.
"They poisoned our public's fear."
Oh yes. Personally, I prefer my fear _pure._
Sphere* do you English much?
etai cohen Your statement is not grammatically correct
Ohh nooo! it's not gramaticly correct! How would i ever live this off?
Douchebag.
I thought that statement quite a bit food for thought. Because he is saying that the fear people should be feeling is being poisoned and directed away from the original target.
So my question is this - if you shouldn't fear for the health of your family, the integrity of the people in power, the corporation with the other countries of the world then what should you fear.?
@@katrineb.m.9802 sounds like you are very afraid. seek help!
I'm still waiting for his tax returns!
Zaxor Von Skyler RIGHT!
I remember he mentioned that he would release them if he won the presidency. Maybe he meant when he wins his second term 🤔
@@cisco8650 Do you like Trigun?
@@ZaxorVonSkyler love Trigun. One of the first anime I watched to open my eyes to the incredible world of storytelling in anime. Bebop too.
@@cisco8650 yeah I prefer Bebop myself. The first anime to open my eyes was Spirited Away.
''...they don't want the tip. They want the full thing.''
I'm surprised people didn't pick up on that.
Sex pun yes it went right over the crowd heads lol
They all set in after the clip starts playing lol. You can hear them snickering if you're on headphones
They did. Bt they r nt 15 yrs olds.
@@spunz83ify They did realize, and they did react. There was a subtle cackle afterwards. This has nothing to do with age. They are in a comedic satirical show, sexual innuendos are expected, and so is a reaction.
The audience was laughing through the whole next segment lol
They will be looked at. Bigley!!
Priceless 🤣
Michael Avenatti was in jail without bail, last I heard.
You'd think the fox news hosts would burst into flames with that level of hypocrisy.
Lmao even though I don’t care for Fox news all the other media outlets are pretty much the same... It’s all propaganda
same goes for the liberal media too though....🤣🤣🤣,not a fox fan but cant understand how most of these liberal media even talk about this without shame.. for what they were saying, like a week ago.
Or turn into salt pillars 😅.
But they're already a dumpster fire.
🔥🔥
Unlike Lannisters, a Trump never pays his debts.
rsr789 looool
@@Persiansweetcat1 Correction, Like Jussie Smollett 16 Felonies and free as a bird.
Lannisters paying their debts is a euphemism for Lannisters taking bloody revenge on anybody who does as much as look funny at them.
@@Carabas72 Thanks I didn't know about that.
@@Carabas72 Actually the Lannisters motto is both ways, paying those how help them, revenge on those how wrong them
Mark my words these people will be looked at....
Bigly!!!
I would love if a court was like, “24/7 Fox News must have a unobstructed banner stating ‘we are a unreliable source’” or something to that degree
Ok. But CNN has to do that same, given how wrong they were about the Russian collusion.
Frankly, no news media source actually cares about facts anymore. Its all about outrage , clicks, and retweets.
@@WiGgYof09 Anything to disarm fascist media.
Or the BSNN BULLSHIT news network. "We lie cuz were paid to tell u that its raining when we're really pissing on your shoe!"
"Hold every liar... accountable" - Hannity That would be nice.
when 'they' say things like 'how dare you accuse the president of the united states of a crime'
it sounds to me like they think the president should be above the law.... tisk tisk
No it means have some evidence
Don't get fooled. They use "the" but often mean "our". It's not "the president is accused of a crime" but "OUR president" - they didn't give a shit when Obama was accused of anything. Same when they talk about "the" freedom of speech but only mean "OUR fos" while they are eager to take it away from anyone with a different oppinion (by calling them biased, to old, to young, to democrat, to rich, to poor, to educated, not educated enough, being left in any way/shape/form, "SOCIALISMMM!", paid by deepstate/jews/richfolks/conspiracy, ...) just look at them - pretty much every time someone has a different opinion, rather than arguing on that, they make up a claim how that person doesn't actually have an oppinion worth sharing.
Except when its Obama or Clinton ... or probably any democrat.
@@Shuizid "they didn't give a shit when Obama was accused of anything"
What was Obama accused of?
Only Clinton and Obama are above the law. One is the illegitimate president with a fake birth certificate and a social security number belonging to some dead guy from Connecticut, the other the head of murder incorporated and a rapist.
That Huckleberry Sanders just gets my blood boiling when she talks😠
I don't know much about her but from the bits I've seen and heard; I gotta agree with you 👍.
I actually had to laugh.
why were individuals indicted IF Trump is innocent of charges
Yeah. Why did they all bother to lie, if there wasn't anything wrong they were trying to hide?
It's like Trump's tax returns. Or his school grades. The only reason you go to such lengths to hide stuff is because it's shameful and/or illegal.
They trying to keep him in office since they got those nice tax breaks, plus raises during the fed workers shut down.....biggest scam ever smh
@@Bill_Garthright I know right ? Why did they say they never met with any Russians ? then they said they met with Russians but it was about adoption....then they admitted they met with Russians to get dirt on Hillary Clinton....they actually admitted that .... and somehow that is okay ? why did they lie ? I thought lying to congress was a crime ? Taking the meeting seems like it should be a crime to me.... WTF was that all about if they did nothing wrong ? At the very least they should realize their own actions led to the investigation and the investigation was legit....but they are still whining...... I call bullshit....something isn't right....
People are taking the Fall for trump. It is common practice amongst Mob Bosses. They are bosses for a reason they are good at committing crime and getting away with it. They know how to hide evidence and pay people off to take the fall.
Cause he's not innocent, just couldn't find evidence against him
3:46 Shots Fired! This is exactly why I F***ing love Trevor!
Poor salty-ass Trevor can't get over it. At Least he apologized tho
Valentine ikr
@Derick G Yes. I made a fucking mistake.....
@ If it really was sarcasm, then you guys are truly delusional. There's no damn evidence, yet you keep pushing and pushing until you eventually fall off a cliff.
@Reed Richards Okay, I'll wait....then come back to this comment just to laugh.
It’s not just the democrats. All of America demands the full report!!!
Otumfour Kojo Agyemang!!!
The US is such a shining example of democracy.
It is an example of 'The Shining'!
All work and no play makes Donnie a dull boy
All play and no work makes Donnie a dough boy
something like that...
😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 oh the shade!!😂😂😂😂
Oh don't you just love all the transparency and fair over sight ?. Now the members of both parties have the FULL untouched report ? Oh wait they dont. My bad 😣
If you like it then do something to improve it or leave or shit the fuck up bc your opinion is shit
all of a sudden dems are not confident about, our justice system ..🤣🤣🤣 pathetic.
Did trump ever apologize to President obama for saying he wasnt American?
people don't apologize for the truth
His clinical narcissism & dementia preclude thinking of anyone but himself...
Every month I must pay 100 hamburgers, this is not best. LOOOOOLLLLL!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
hamberders...
Trump News is going even more nuts than normal.
Oh yeahhhhhhhhh🤨
Liberals taking the L properly.
Trump and these FoxNews folks remind me about an old adage from a German guy named Goebbels, "If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
@@nostradamus9608 Jesus, with that statement alone... your lack of awareness astonishes me.
I find it impressive.
Fox is proof; keep telling a lie and they will believe it. Now the Mueller report is only about Russia helping Trump get elected and Trump is no way a corrupted criminal. Only Democrats are Corrupted.
The media blew it. Why ain't the media hyper focused on the two emolument court cases against Trump for taking money from Saudi Arabia and Israel among many other countries to do their bidding, he took hundreds of thousands of dollars at his hotel in Washington DC then gives them weapons deals, allows them to do genocide in Yemen, looks the other way as they Massacre khashoggi, and fraud on Trump University, southern district of New York going after all his financial crimes. These are legitimate crimes that he will be indicted on when he's no longer president.
Instead the media covered Russia-gate like there was no way America could elect a orange clown for president on their own. That it must be Russia, not sweet and innocent America.
Republicans: trump has been proven innocent!
16 other investigations into trump: hold our beers
Even the short summary says that it doesn't exhonorate Trump.
@@baruchben-david4196 It also doesn't prove collusion; and no charges will be filed. In legal terms, means not guilty.
And al Capone didn’t go to jail for murder.
Oh my God, thank you. I needed a good laugh. This whole situation is so tragic.😭😭😭😭 I always though that is was country before party, when did everything go so wrong? 🤔🤔
@@philipj94849 There are 16 sealed indictments, and indictments are sealed because the person/persons named have not been arrested, they are not opened to prevent those people from fleeing from justice. There is also the small FACT that there are 16 other investigations ongoing including in SDNY and Washington, D.C.
“These people will be looked at...BIGLY. LOL, Trevor
".. not happy with just the tip, they want the whole thing..." It's funny how that joke took several seconds to resonate with the audience!! 😂😂
The amount of hypocrisy here is just mind blowing.
from both sides 🤣🤣🤣
The coverup is just starting
"They are not happy with just the tip, they want the full thing" lol
preach, Trevor, PREACH!!!
Why apologize? People are doing prison time bc of the investigation.
NOT FOR COLLUSION
@@dienomo Yep and not for obstruction either. Military Tribunals, I love the sound of that.
Sarah Sanders has ruined the image of Wilmer the pig for me.... Forever! :(
A Trump always never pays his debt.
A trump always hides his debts
Because it's so much easier filing for bankruptcy twice. Problem solved.
And he hires illegal immigrants to do his construction work to save money
Rocketman1292 Trump plays his Ace's high card, on his casinos, and upon the American individuals.
Kind a like the Lannister slogan
I want the entire report made public. Hell, I helped pay for it.
Thank you Daily Show on behalf of Puerto Rico
"This is not best."
My reaction to Trump winning the election!
😂👌
He's about the fifth best president ever.
BONE SPURS FOR PRISON!! AND FOX NEWS!
I see ur back @ work comrade trollski! Congratz on ur puppet and chief.. Now to silence SDNY!
C U N Ten mins
On CNN spouting bs for the CONservatives stating how Liberals need to be jailed.
Lmao Did Tuker just describe Fox news
Absolutely LOVE Trevor!
It's sad when you have to go through so many AGs before you find one corrupt enough to agree with you...
why can’t they shut fox news down, it’s honestly hilarious 3:06💀
David Ramos that's the same questions as to why people keep watching it
That would make us like them. Let them say whatever weird bs they want 😂
Please tell me how tf you gonna shut down the most popular news channel in the US?
I'd love to see "anonymous " shut Faux down.
Americans love their freedom of expression...forget the fact that its all lies and incites hate 😑smh
Cough it up Boring John Goodman!!
Demand to see those grades as well, those tax returns, and his very old birth certificate. No need to see the DNA test for his sons, they look just as he does and that doesn't bode well for their aging.
I wish ignorance was a localized issue, restricted to a handful of people like these anchors in Fox News but, GOD DAMN they are everywhere. Sometimes I feel ignorance has already won.
4 pages?! 4 pages from a 22 month investigation.
But we got all the detail of the _Starr report_ 🤮
He read a thousand page report in 48 hours? I assume he never slept? And never read it.
@@the8rbuf He probably had interns read it for him.
Mueller's report is IMO more important to national security than Bill Clinton's semen on a dress.
@@the8rbuf... Exactly~!
@@kimberlys8422.. High Five to that~!
"EVERY liar, EVERY propagandist, EVERY conspiracy theorist"......
On the phone while in bed later that night
"No sir I didn't mean YOU Mr. President. I meant all the OTHER liars, propagandists, and conspiracy theorists... mmhmmm... yup ok..... I will thanks.... Love you too.... night night"
At least Trumpers won't be part of the food chain.
Trumps on that authoritarian grind
Careful running that victory lap- I'd hate for those bone spurs to act back up. 😒
u just bitter 🤣
@@robertrodriguez9659 yeah... Right 🤔
And there I thought only dictators in the middle east claimed that their opposition was driven by an outlandish force
Release the full report!
If I ever get a brain tumor I'm going to name it Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Dont insult ur tumor. Shes the chihuahua that's pissed and strapped to your ear with Kellyanne Conway chewing on your ankle and growling
Keywords: not exonerated from obstruction of justice, and collusion is not a crime (you can assume that party members are colluding with each other).
This a replay of the Kavanaugh debacle. Another non investigation by the FBI. Two boofers.
haha that "...bigly!" in the end got me!
Trump: The Muller investigation season 2.. coming up soon..😜😜🤪🤣🤣.
Why does Trump sit like he is on a potty, is it because of haemorroids or syphilis or Hannity or Alex jones inside.
LibHunk Bwahahaha!!! Dying!!! 😂😂😂😂
The usa is the biggest thing russia has ever bought$$$$$$$$$$
Is it me or is Sarah Sanders is becoming a blobfish? Forget about lizard people. We have blobpeople! RUN! #notconspiracytheory
She is so annoying, fake as hell
She looks like a fucked up picasso painting
I liked her better in "goonies"...
Tom Verköuter Hey you guuuuuuuys
This is why we need to find out what exactly "did not exonerate" meant.
this is saddening, really saddening
And while rowing through the deep mud of insults and accusations: they ALL forget to do the work they are assigned for. Doing decent politics for and with the people.
As soon as possible was yesterday. We've read a shit summary of a summary. And McConnell is doing everything he can to block the release. Call your representative!
is it just me or do all those fox news anchors look constipated : D
Great to see Trevor showing some well-warranted passion.
Trevor is great.
I think the appropriate response to the Barr report is: “Waaaaaiiiitttt half a second!”
Might I remind my fellow Americans that we paid for and therefore own, this report? I have such a nagging feeling there is a lot more to this than Barr’s summation to his crony Trump.
No apologies.
The dirty laundry hasn’t been unpacked yet!
Keep in mind that we have paid for many many things that we are not allowed to see!!
Yeah , no fam.
Confidential and Top Secret exists for a reason.
There is plenty we don’t know due to “our best interests”.
@@MaeeParfait and there's plenty that we won't know "due to THEIR best interests".
Tywin Lannister should have taught a body language and subtle gestures workshop regarding how to act and sound powerful. God, I love the quote: "Any man who must say "I am the king" is no true king".
That was a good one about the Kenya and trump bit. Loved it
Oh Trevor, very good
What are they hiding?
*Don't mess with Trump or he'll declare an emergency!!!* 😂
notice how he declared it and that was the end of the discussion? it's still in effect, along with all the extra-legal powers it gives him. it was a ploy. he never cared about a wall. he wanted more power, unilateral power, and he got it. he HAS it. wait and watch how he uses it. it will have nothing to do with a wall.
@@nonyabizness.original trump was hoping that by declaring a fake national emergency he could institute martial law.
I can't believe the world we live in, where DT is a president, bad is good, up is down, true isn't true... I would like to believe this is an alternate universe, but it isn't and we're stuck in it.
in wich church have you learned slandering innocents , even after they have been prooved innocent is good thing... You think your side is good? only good for you , everyone that has a different opinion are treated like less then shit by your kind , you are not the party of the good , you are the most crazy shittiest extreme kind of sorry excuse of humans that i ever had to meet
@@Micro296 Facts. These people are the biggest peices of shit ever. They want to destroy anyone who doesn't agree with their satanic beliefs.
@@Micro296 thank you for that opinion from Moscow! 😂😂😂😂
@@herb369nichols dont say that this idiots will go after me thinking im working for the russians now sigh ....
I'll be back in January 2021. It's not healthy for me to keep following what 'Murica is doing. Don't blow anything up. Please.
We have no control over any of it. Pretty much no one wants this asshat as president. It's terrifying.
Exactly how I'm feeling. I think I need to take a break from news for a while.
Halle Raeleigh what you said🙋🏻♀️
I srsly think I’m making myself sick by watching and reading so much news, but this is too gorram important not to pay attention. Feel so out of control, pretty much the same godawful tailspin nosedive tumbling freefall-in-a-bad-way feeling when my ex husband sucker-punched me with a divorce request. But all those tRump asslickers want their daily dopamine fix so they keep lapping up the stinking shit that he keeps spewing from his butthole-mouth thing. Drama queen junkies, the lot of them
@HeyMildred nah in murica you cant even talk about the substance of problems anymore. 90% of all conversations are acutally about political framing. instead of problems and solutions you got topics, motives, winners, losers. its a broken political system enhanced by the media from both sides. thats why what would be a simple topic anywhere else in the world turns into a pro and anti clusterfuck where you have to pick one side and hold on to it.
this is scary
you just had to throw in "BIGLY" didnt you Trevor😂😂😂😂😂
"Every month, I have to pay 100 hamburgers. This is not best."
Actually, knowing Trump, I'm pretty sure they would be "hamberders." Oh, and covfefe. Enjoy!
Who knew that it's not so mandatory to show report cards to parents after woeful terms😤. I should have just told them I topped the class and the demand my favorite dessert😩
As I sit down with a cup of coveffe and hamberders ... "every lier" 🤔
0:27 the lady who was soo extra after Trevor told the "Tip in" joke is my spirit animal. 😂
Don't understand how the investigated gets to dictate if the report will be released.
Trump: We can't allow this to happen to another president ever again.
Democratic president: exists
Trump and Republicans: RÉEEEEEEEEEE HES A TR8TRO LOK HIM UP!!!
Lord Tywin needs only send singers with harps.
They can demand all they want, but I really doubt he will release the full report.
here's the thing he can go fuck himself with what he wants
THIS IS ABOUT OUR NATION, and i would presume congress can supercede his wishes
@@Hero1922 don't get me wrong, I would love to see that report, but even if the pressure will build up to the point that he will be forced to release it, it will be heavily redacted for "security" reasons.
So release the report. End of drama.
"This is not best"😂😂😂
This is more like Barr's report than Mueller's, 😂
WHY IS THIS PRESIDENT NOT IN JAIL YET???
Because he's nothing wrong according to the report?
@Reed Richards Yes, keep digging a deeper hole for yourselfs. You'll once again find out there's nothing, and get him re-elected justifiably.
@@daniconi7333 After the way you guys ranted and raved about Obama not being born here, AND the two year investigation of Benghazi that found nothing, you have no room to talk.
@ We'll see about that.....
@@BlackPanther008 Those were minor compared to the 2 years of pure lies and fear mongering.....
It scares me that no matter how bad or what’s in the report, he’ll still be re-elected
get out and vote, encourage your friends, remind people of how bad he is, complacency leads to that, action leads to a better future
Nyna Williams yup trump 2020!
@@zkk427 Fuck off Troll
We are in trouble on many levels..
This is sad.
Writing this comment here would make no changes what so ever...as many of other comments😇
Gold comment, needs more likes