Sooo that's not exactly what he said... he says "Its good" not "I'm glad" so in reality here youve put words in Daniel Toshs mouth and he may not necessarily be glad bro?? Just let it sink in
Yeah, I think he's wrapping up his final season. Like 10 I think. I've seen his new stuff, and he's taken the change in culture well without sacrificing what makes the show great. Still just as offensive, and hilarious.
@3:54 the server is actually one of the funniest comedians I've ever listened to. His name is Tommy Johnagain! Probably misspelled that last name, but you gotta here his bit about workin at Applebee's
Oh wow it’s danie tosh! I remember Wednesday’s being great in middle school because we would always talk about what was on the show. Looks like he signed that Qualcomm contract Simpson’s style and is now a slave to the networks
Molly is a beast, world champion calibre eater. She does this for a living, why would she be embarrassed about it? Tosh gave her some free publicity and I'm sure they paid her.
Groo Wanderer because if “world caliber eater” is a phrase you use without sarcasm, you should be embarrassed to be in public. Honestly, what’s next, competition shitting?
5:40 -- In the middle of laughing uproariously at this bit, I couldn't help but notice Tosh has this Sebastian Coe type of stride! Now it's even funnier!
I just did a 20 oz mayo challenge on stream... A viewer promised $400 bucks if I finished it in 15min... I finished it in 10 min HE ONLY TRANSFERRED $50 dollars😭
Tosh the closest you've ever come to mowing the lawn was standing at the window with your latte watching the latino you hired for 3 dollars an hour do it.
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Pull your head out of your mothers teeth yuppie. Feminized yuppy for you
Teet
@@jonnykroneks3798 If you're going to insult someone, at least do a good job.
Tosh.0 ur a sick men and l love it
@@Nolan-hy2gn me2
I miss the days of coming home from school and watching Tosh.O instead of doing my homework. Life was simpler then
I know I think he's So funny now it's ridiculousness is good but it's not tosh.o
@@dentside78 Not really...I did my homework and chores and life is still complicated af.
Bryan Simon Thats not how it works.
Source: I did my homework then.
Only if we can go back and try a little bit hard instead of watching tosh.o. the life we choose.......
Damn bro this this strikes a chord
"I'm glad to see the guys from korn are staying busy" lmao that got a belly laugh out of me
I read that right as "The guys from Korn" showed up. Made it even better
Sooo that's not exactly what he said... he says "Its good" not "I'm glad" so in reality here youve put words in Daniel Toshs mouth and he may not necessarily be glad bro?? Just let it sink in
Who else got nauseous with the mayo? 🤢
Bárbie Alvarez I had to turn my head.
Jonathan Carter Omg , right? Just thinking bout it still make me queezy 😂🤢
Egg yolks and pure soybean oil. That's a lot.
Couldn't watch it 🤮
i even got a bit dizzy YUK
Jesus, speed eating makes me never wanna see food again
What does Jesus Christ have to do wa ith it?
The same amount he has to do with everything else: none
look up Joey Chestnut
dungis chunbleton the weirder part was her keeping the hand behind the back
It's kinda hot
That Korn joke killed me
I don't even like them and I lost it
sameeee
Yup.. Agreed
I don't get it. 🤷♂️
Who the hell is corn???
@@artz9643 its (korn) à progressive metal band. Awsome in its Own right.
Never seen pizza so unappealing 🤢
Tosh.0 is still a thing?
I'm not saying that as a smartass comment, I genuinely thought this show was cancelled.
@@herbderb4929 and you need to relax
@@herbderb4929 this show is genuinely for people who have no life and live in their moms basement
Yes and no. I heard that it was being canceled, but I think Daniel's trying to get the show on another network.
@@ifyouoralovedonehasmesothe1805 I don't have a TV. :(
He’s doing his last season (12) with Comedy Central right now.
A marine cries everytime a crayon is broken.
Why
I was heartbroken
Ashlie Starling because we eat them at least once a day
No they don't. That just makes them bite-sized
Why? We still eat em.
The 2nd longest train ever run on our blogger Carly 😂😂😂
Chachi's Adventures he married her too
Tosh went on vacation for the 2nd so this was actually the 3rd longest.
The smell of balls
@@Born2beSPRA Really?
@@94ejackAYTUser Yeah that's his wife and she's almost as offensive as him lol
Wait I forgot this was an actual show I thought it was like a fever dream or somethin-
Me tooo😭
Yo same!! I confused it with Ridiculousness for a moment lol
Or NyQuil dream
Lmao
*sumptin
“It’s very European of you to finish with a half salad.” 😂
That wheelbarrow thing looked like a community interpretative dance theater re-creation of Human Centipede 2.
Centipede 2 was the worst one of them all by far!
Lmao exactly this
@ as if any of them are good
You forgot Randy trying to beat the record for largest crap.
It was, it is, Bono.
Stans dad from south park
Hot, hot, hot. Mostly PF Chang's.
The mayonnaise part made me gag
For real. I started dry heaving 😅
"It's good to see the guys from Korn staying busy"
I died
I thought this show was cancelled, but damn it still has the same humor and gags
Whole large pizza in just over a minute oh shit
Wasn't that 2?
3:45 “that’s very European of you to finish with the half salad” 🤣
How bizarre... that’s the first time I’ve seen Molly Schuyler with a full head of hair.
Richard Armstrong 3rd I feel attacked
She is a beast in competition eating
For real. Doesn’t even look like the same chick
I am sitting at my desk wheezing like an old smoker laughing at this. The fire hoop was the best.
😂😂 sameeee...
Im so glad Spiderman was in on it lmao
🤣🤣🤣
Shit I thought tosh has ended. Haven't seen him in years
Slim shady is that you ?
@@jayscraggs1012 lol i was thinking the same.
Yeah, I think he's wrapping up his final season. Like 10 I think. I've seen his new stuff, and he's taken the change in culture well without sacrificing what makes the show great. Still just as offensive, and hilarious.
Its stan
Literally gagged at the mayo lady
Tosh running down the hula hoop in his underwear had me on the floor laughing
You're lying. You weren't on the floor at all
I was watching this a midnight one night and I couldn’t hold in my laugh, I was dying!! 😂😂😂
"If it were colored pencils he'd be arrested for a hate crime". 🤣🤣🤣
Really too bad the mayo eater wasn't hot, that was a missed opportunity.
What's it matter? It's disgusting regardless
That KOrN reference was so on point bro !
“You’re awful”
Na-na-na Boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo. - Daniel Tosh (5:19)
Damn! Tosh still has his show? I gotta lotta bingeing to do
Bro wtf 😭 I can’t even eat mayonnaise on a sandwich. I’m disgusted.
I legit forgot about this show until the advertisement
4:31-4:33...professional speed eater is only her hobby...her real job is obviously a plumber
That was my first thought on the last clip: I hope everyone washed for that.
I thought this show would be over by now. But I am glad its still going.
Comedy central canceling this show was a crime!!! But daniel tosh has a amazing podcast now! ❤
Took an almost 5:00 minute water break for a 60 second record 😂😂😂😂
This guy looks more like Bill Nye if he went to fashion school.
Is he a Freshman?
Which guy? Daniel Tosh? He's been out for decades...
@@BarbaraWalters_ And here I thought he was still in the closet.
MrMaxvladZ he’s married to a woman
Him running with no pants on through the hoop had me dying
The big eater was possibly the grossest and funniest thing for a while. Tosh had zero boundaries.
Yah 😂😂😂
She is amazing!
the Chinese will dominate our company picnics in 15 years
15?
Probably this coming Spring. Lol
all of that eating and she still looks she needs to eat some vitamins ad drink more milk.
Morgan Cahill she probably throws everything up
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the mayo eating literally made me gag
4:30 I found it funny how eagerly she kept on that attitude even after so much food in a sitting
"poking her food baby" slayed me LOL
@@buttonsf3293 🤔🤔🤔 Thats a thought tho lol
I thought he was dead.
Proof of resurrection.
Tosh is risen
Nah, he still dead just like his cartoon show and career
That is Molly, Molly is awesome
“This is recess at the Nike factory”💀💀💀💀
Now we will have sex where I'm fast lol. That had me cracking up.
Tosh is the best I love his humor
"Chase that down with a can of tuna" 💀
That wall they did together the kids where they had the legs wrapped together in the one-legged race that show was pretty amazing running that long
Daniel Tosh looks like a pretty strong runner. Got eeeem.
32-person human centipede race. Nicely done, Daniel
I see Daniel has that Tyler Durden jacket
"Making it the second biggest train ever run on our blogger Carly."
That's his wife now lol
They said I am me, but I am u..
Got Guinness world record for no meaning.
I wish my boss would just once treat me like tosh does at 6:18
She could have made so many sandwiches with that mayo.
@3:54 the server is actually one of the funniest comedians I've ever listened to. His name is Tommy Johnagain! Probably misspelled that last name, but you gotta here his bit about workin at Applebee's
Molly schuyler is for reals one of the world's premier eaters. I've seen her school most male champions she's ever eaten with/against.
In all seriousness, what’s her secret? Is she part Boa Constrictor?
Haha the woman's face as she's watching the other woman eat all the mayonnaise 0:06
Those crayons didn’t deserve it 😭
Oh wow it’s danie tosh! I remember Wednesday’s being great in middle school because we would always talk about what was on the show.
Looks like he signed that Qualcomm contract Simpson’s style and is now a slave to the networks
It’s amazing that people agree to come on his show and humiliate themselves. Like, have these people never watched this before?
I'm just assuming they are getting paid their talent fee of 1 dollar for the whole segment
Publicity is also a factor. And its just hilarious.
Molly is a beast, world champion calibre eater. She does this for a living, why would she be embarrassed about it? Tosh gave her some free publicity and I'm sure they paid her.
Groo Wanderer because if “world caliber eater” is a phrase you use without sarcasm, you should be embarrassed to be in public. Honestly, what’s next, competition shitting?
@@spider_pig7588 If there was, Randy Marsh got this under the bag
5:40 -- In the middle of laughing uproariously at this bit, I couldn't help but notice Tosh has this Sebastian Coe type of stride! Now it's even funnier!
Tommy Johnagin! It’s time for another special!
was not expecting Tommy Johnagin, what a pleasant surprise
Dr Jim cracked me TF up
2:20 the sounds that were made nearly made me vomit.
That was fun. Thanks for sharing.
Didn’t Comedy Central cancel Tosh.0? Trying to squeeze the last drops of cash out of its lifeless corpse huh, nice.
They love that cash cow. He finally got them to let him go after like 10 seasons.
1:58 me when my mom says we have to leave in 5 minutes to go to the store:
I just did a 20 oz mayo challenge on stream... A viewer promised $400 bucks if I finished it in 15min... I finished it in 10 min HE ONLY TRANSFERRED $50 dollars😭
😂😂😂😂
Bruh how was your poop after that xD
lol
This woman: I can eat many jars of mayo!
LA Beast: Hold my beer. Also, let me put on 2 Girls, 1 Cup so I can watch that while eating mayonnaise
No coconuts? damn that was a good one
THAT POOR TOILET AFTERWARDS!
The pizza one reminded me of Buzz from Home Alone
Years later I’m high eating baskin robins in my bed alone watching this
The 2nd largest train ran on her I died 😂
I have an Unhealthy Obsession with the Tosh.0 show! Its the only reason I make TikTok / RUclips Videos! Thanks!
Cheesecake was one of my favorite desserts. Not anymore.
THAT'S ONE BIG TRAIN!
Tosh the closest you've ever come to mowing the lawn was standing at the window with your latte watching the latino you hired for 3 dollars an hour do it.
BlackEquinox how do you know his life
@@valentinarmenta4982 The Equinox is all knowing.
I'm sure he would be willing to pay you a dollar more....why you need work?
That Asian chain joke floored me.
America's got talent
Did he get dentures?? Or did someone finally clock him good?? Eh,, you're still an OG TOSH, keep it up
I once attempted the record for most toothbrushes stuck in ones rectum. I got 73 but i needed 125. I won’t give up.
#im gay
Brain Rocket subtle flex but ok
😂
What's gay about that? You're just weird. But in a good way.
Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em.
Do you even care that children may see this?
WOW THAT PIZZA LOOKS BAD!
i didn’t know he was still relevant
Who are you ?
Are you still relevant?
@@jessicamarie4618 this makes no sense
@@susdad nobody
Glad tosh is still at it
“Kink in the chain”
Awhh, what good etiquette to stack your plates when you finished.
That chick is eating like she is in marine corps bootcamp
Bro,you gotta love tosh
I wanna work for tosh 😂
Me too.
HEY LOOK IT'S MOLLY WITH GLASSES!
Any Molly fans seeing this for the first time? 😊 ... She's a doll.
Yeah I had no idea she was on tosh.
Your almost at 10 million bro!!!!!!!
Tosh.0 is still a thing? This exists?
Gabriel Kelley don’t be stupid
He makes 50 Million a year
He’s richer than you
@@alienandroid2012 Rich and creamy
Damn Daniel!!! That outfit @ 0:49 is fire.
Who plays the waiter I feel like ive heard him before. I think, hes a pretty funny comedian.
Tommy Johnagin. He's hilarious, my favorite bit is on his Mom's itunes setup. Enjoy!
His name is Steve Degajllan