The Dumbest World Record Attempts - Tosh.0

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @tosh
    @tosh 4 года назад +161

    Want more Tosh.0? Head on over & subscribe to the new official Tosh.0 channel: ruclips.net/channel/UCu4dvhw8Ggc45CycMfTQZxw

    • @jonnykroneks3798
      @jonnykroneks3798 4 года назад +4

      Pull your head out of your mothers teeth yuppie. Feminized yuppy for you

    • @jonnykroneks3798
      @jonnykroneks3798 4 года назад +1

      Teet

    • @dark_khan2232
      @dark_khan2232 4 года назад +5

      @@jonnykroneks3798 If you're going to insult someone, at least do a good job.

    • @betzaidavelez6604
      @betzaidavelez6604 4 года назад

      Tosh.0 ur a sick men and l love it

    • @joey19xx73
      @joey19xx73 4 года назад

      @@Nolan-hy2gn me2

  • @silkroad1201
    @silkroad1201 4 года назад +1414

    I miss the days of coming home from school and watching Tosh.O instead of doing my homework. Life was simpler then

    • @markmcwilliams3003
      @markmcwilliams3003 4 года назад +9

      I know I think he's So funny now it's ridiculousness is good but it's not tosh.o

    • @mercurialpierrot7073
      @mercurialpierrot7073 4 года назад +23

      @@dentside78 Not really...I did my homework and chores and life is still complicated af.

    • @Alderak1
      @Alderak1 4 года назад

      Bryan Simon Thats not how it works.
      Source: I did my homework then.

    • @mannysanchez2748
      @mannysanchez2748 4 года назад +2

      Only if we can go back and try a little bit hard instead of watching tosh.o. the life we choose.......

    • @drabolit
      @drabolit 4 года назад

      Damn bro this this strikes a chord

  • @jbaketkd
    @jbaketkd 4 года назад +301

    "I'm glad to see the guys from korn are staying busy" lmao that got a belly laugh out of me

    • @brbimatthemoon3873
      @brbimatthemoon3873 4 года назад +3

      I read that right as "The guys from Korn" showed up. Made it even better

    • @eskee1
      @eskee1 4 года назад +2

      Sooo that's not exactly what he said... he says "Its good" not "I'm glad" so in reality here youve put words in Daniel Toshs mouth and he may not necessarily be glad bro?? Just let it sink in

  • @Darktimes17
    @Darktimes17 5 лет назад +1747

    Who else got nauseous with the mayo? 🤢

    • @Jonathan-fx5pr
      @Jonathan-fx5pr 4 года назад +36

      Bárbie Alvarez I had to turn my head.

    • @Darktimes17
      @Darktimes17 4 года назад +27

      Jonathan Carter Omg , right? Just thinking bout it still make me queezy 😂🤢

    • @jeanclaudevindiesel207
      @jeanclaudevindiesel207 4 года назад +7

      Egg yolks and pure soybean oil. That's a lot.

    • @niks983
      @niks983 4 года назад +1

      Couldn't watch it 🤮

    • @aquilesvailo4786
      @aquilesvailo4786 4 года назад +1

      i even got a bit dizzy YUK

  • @leaguecarrypro
    @leaguecarrypro 5 лет назад +674

    Jesus, speed eating makes me never wanna see food again

    • @EndTimesDisciple
      @EndTimesDisciple 5 лет назад +14

      What does Jesus Christ have to do wa ith it?

    • @philthycoder
      @philthycoder 4 года назад +13

      The same amount he has to do with everything else: none

    • @smallfry7304
      @smallfry7304 4 года назад +1

      look up Joey Chestnut

    • @connorleach3608
      @connorleach3608 4 года назад +7

      dungis chunbleton the weirder part was her keeping the hand behind the back

    • @coldpocket1988
      @coldpocket1988 4 года назад +2

      It's kinda hot

  • @ricbradley5323
    @ricbradley5323 5 лет назад +525

    That Korn joke killed me

  • @MissBigTexasBangin
    @MissBigTexasBangin 4 года назад +232

    Never seen pizza so unappealing 🤢

  • @thatguythatlikesvideogames3176
    @thatguythatlikesvideogames3176 4 года назад +546

    Tosh.0 is still a thing?
    I'm not saying that as a smartass comment, I genuinely thought this show was cancelled.

    • @cannedcoffee2518
      @cannedcoffee2518 4 года назад +16

      @@herbderb4929 and you need to relax

    • @michaelmcgee2026
      @michaelmcgee2026 4 года назад +26

      @@herbderb4929 this show is genuinely for people who have no life and live in their moms basement

    • @victoracosta4796
      @victoracosta4796 4 года назад +15

      Yes and no. I heard that it was being canceled, but I think Daniel's trying to get the show on another network.

    • @victoracosta4796
      @victoracosta4796 4 года назад +2

      @@ifyouoralovedonehasmesothe1805 I don't have a TV. :(

    • @quintongossett9028
      @quintongossett9028 4 года назад +10

      He’s doing his last season (12) with Comedy Central right now.

  • @michaelt.9372
    @michaelt.9372 5 лет назад +224

    A marine cries everytime a crayon is broken.

  • @chachisadventures3378
    @chachisadventures3378 5 лет назад +306

    The 2nd longest train ever run on our blogger Carly 😂😂😂

    • @Born2beSPRA
      @Born2beSPRA 5 лет назад +30

      Chachi's Adventures he married her too

    • @marcmarc4776
      @marcmarc4776 5 лет назад +1

      Tosh went on vacation for the 2nd so this was actually the 3rd longest.

    • @frankjarzombek1628
      @frankjarzombek1628 4 года назад +1

      The smell of balls

    • @94ejackAYTUser
      @94ejackAYTUser 4 года назад +2

      @@Born2beSPRA Really?

    • @dominickpardo8702
      @dominickpardo8702 4 года назад +13

      @@94ejackAYTUser Yeah that's his wife and she's almost as offensive as him lol

  • @Swag-rj7zj
    @Swag-rj7zj 4 года назад +125

    Wait I forgot this was an actual show I thought it was like a fever dream or somethin-

  • @ib8774
    @ib8774 4 года назад +36

    “It’s very European of you to finish with a half salad.” 😂

  • @PoeticProse7
    @PoeticProse7 5 лет назад +83

    That wheelbarrow thing looked like a community interpretative dance theater re-creation of Human Centipede 2.

    •  5 лет назад +1

      Centipede 2 was the worst one of them all by far!

    • @mikezenox
      @mikezenox 4 года назад

      Lmao exactly this

    • @pepesilvia2094
      @pepesilvia2094 4 года назад +1

      @ as if any of them are good

  • @sean_marsz
    @sean_marsz 5 лет назад +236

    You forgot Randy trying to beat the record for largest crap.

  • @jjwhite6860
    @jjwhite6860 5 лет назад +191

    The mayonnaise part made me gag

    • @jonb5874
      @jonb5874 4 года назад +1

      For real. I started dry heaving 😅

  • @p1nkfreud
    @p1nkfreud 4 года назад +32

    "It's good to see the guys from Korn staying busy"
    I died

  • @Dorfuto
    @Dorfuto 4 года назад +44

    I thought this show was cancelled, but damn it still has the same humor and gags

  • @playerswhelm
    @playerswhelm 4 года назад +36

    Whole large pizza in just over a minute oh shit

    • @Power5
      @Power5 4 года назад

      Wasn't that 2?

  • @ChosenPlaysYT
    @ChosenPlaysYT 11 месяцев назад +2

    3:45 “that’s very European of you to finish with the half salad” 🤣

  • @richardarmstrong3rd53
    @richardarmstrong3rd53 5 лет назад +70

    How bizarre... that’s the first time I’ve seen Molly Schuyler with a full head of hair.

    • @schuylergrygiel8784
      @schuylergrygiel8784 5 лет назад

      Richard Armstrong 3rd I feel attacked

    • @matejmatej3554
      @matejmatej3554 4 года назад +2

      She is a beast in competition eating

    • @asherweck
      @asherweck 4 года назад

      For real. Doesn’t even look like the same chick

  • @mikemiller2059
    @mikemiller2059 4 года назад +22

    I am sitting at my desk wheezing like an old smoker laughing at this. The fire hoop was the best.

    • @uhubb
      @uhubb 4 года назад

      😂😂 sameeee...

    • @maggs131
      @maggs131 4 года назад +2

      Im so glad Spiderman was in on it lmao

    • @AnastasiaDiscovery
      @AnastasiaDiscovery Год назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dominicc95
    @Dominicc95 4 года назад +60

    Shit I thought tosh has ended. Haven't seen him in years

    • @jayscraggs1012
      @jayscraggs1012 4 года назад +14

      Slim shady is that you ?

    • @bigtuna9086
      @bigtuna9086 4 года назад +1

      @@jayscraggs1012 lol i was thinking the same.

    • @SiLvErWaRe000
      @SiLvErWaRe000 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, I think he's wrapping up his final season. Like 10 I think. I've seen his new stuff, and he's taken the change in culture well without sacrificing what makes the show great. Still just as offensive, and hilarious.

    • @jimjack1433
      @jimjack1433 3 года назад +1

      Its stan

  • @ericpettyfishing
    @ericpettyfishing 5 лет назад +25

    Literally gagged at the mayo lady

  • @mattwhalen892
    @mattwhalen892 4 года назад +36

    Tosh running down the hula hoop in his underwear had me on the floor laughing

    • @the-engneer
      @the-engneer 4 года назад +3

      You're lying. You weren't on the floor at all

    • @Tommyboy6426
      @Tommyboy6426 4 года назад

      I was watching this a midnight one night and I couldn’t hold in my laugh, I was dying!! 😂😂😂

  • @kristiwilliams6518
    @kristiwilliams6518 4 года назад +12

    "If it were colored pencils he'd be arrested for a hate crime". 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrFelixtheman
    @MrFelixtheman 5 лет назад +35

    Really too bad the mayo eater wasn't hot, that was a missed opportunity.

  • @lroscinski5046
    @lroscinski5046 5 лет назад +6

    That KOrN reference was so on point bro !

  • @jacobclark8121
    @jacobclark8121 5 лет назад +37

    “You’re awful”

    • @krisnarefaagusta16
      @krisnarefaagusta16 5 лет назад

      Na-na-na Boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo. - Daniel Tosh (5:19)

  • @jsal2284
    @jsal2284 4 года назад +18

    Damn! Tosh still has his show? I gotta lotta bingeing to do

  • @HAHA-wn1wc
    @HAHA-wn1wc 5 лет назад +29

    Bro wtf 😭 I can’t even eat mayonnaise on a sandwich. I’m disgusted.

  • @spore6050
    @spore6050 4 года назад +13

    I legit forgot about this show until the advertisement

  • @metou3072
    @metou3072 5 лет назад +32

    4:31-4:33...professional speed eater is only her hobby...her real job is obviously a plumber

  • @wildones9339
    @wildones9339 5 лет назад +26

    That was my first thought on the last clip: I hope everyone washed for that.

  • @tqlla
    @tqlla 3 года назад +4

    I thought this show would be over by now. But I am glad its still going.

  • @IgoTpaynus69
    @IgoTpaynus69 3 месяца назад +1

    Comedy central canceling this show was a crime!!! But daniel tosh has a amazing podcast now! ❤

  • @wavves9095
    @wavves9095 4 года назад +10

    Took an almost 5:00 minute water break for a 60 second record 😂😂😂😂

  • @ty_teynium
    @ty_teynium 5 лет назад +112

    This guy looks more like Bill Nye if he went to fashion school.

    • @ChillHills
      @ChillHills 5 лет назад +4

      Is he a Freshman?

    • @BarbaraWalters_
      @BarbaraWalters_ 5 лет назад

      Which guy? Daniel Tosh? He's been out for decades...

    • @MrMaxvladZ
      @MrMaxvladZ 5 лет назад

      @@BarbaraWalters_ And here I thought he was still in the closet.

    • @Boreganic
      @Boreganic 4 года назад +1

      MrMaxvladZ he’s married to a woman

  • @tomcapss
    @tomcapss 4 года назад +5

    Him running with no pants on through the hoop had me dying

  • @crustycobs2669
    @crustycobs2669 3 года назад +9

    The big eater was possibly the grossest and funniest thing for a while. Tosh had zero boundaries.

  • @buddy77587
    @buddy77587 5 лет назад +15

    She is amazing!

  • @jaysmith1685
    @jaysmith1685 5 лет назад +46

    the Chinese will dominate our company picnics in 15 years

    • @ericadams214
      @ericadams214 5 лет назад +2

      15?
      Probably this coming Spring. Lol

  • @morgancahill5021
    @morgancahill5021 5 лет назад +54

    all of that eating and she still looks she needs to eat some vitamins ad drink more milk.

    • @josephthegod3514
      @josephthegod3514 4 года назад +5

      Morgan Cahill she probably throws everything up

    • @jaylast1958
      @jaylast1958 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/vzZRg6ZGj60/видео.html

  • @branchbrookbushcraft6396
    @branchbrookbushcraft6396 Год назад +3

    the mayo eating literally made me gag

  • @davidcampuzano6821
    @davidcampuzano6821 5 лет назад +5

    4:30 I found it funny how eagerly she kept on that attitude even after so much food in a sitting

    • @buttonsf3293
      @buttonsf3293 4 года назад +2

      "poking her food baby" slayed me LOL

    • @davidcampuzano6821
      @davidcampuzano6821 4 года назад +1

      @@buttonsf3293 🤔🤔🤔 Thats a thought tho lol

  • @ScottWorthington
    @ScottWorthington 4 года назад +11

    I thought he was dead.
    Proof of resurrection.
    Tosh is risen

    • @whoisbrucewayne17
      @whoisbrucewayne17 4 года назад

      Nah, he still dead just like his cartoon show and career

  • @flipflopcrusader1368
    @flipflopcrusader1368 4 года назад +10

    That is Molly, Molly is awesome

  • @boosted4732
    @boosted4732 Год назад +2

    “This is recess at the Nike factory”💀💀💀💀

  • @johnstover4584
    @johnstover4584 5 лет назад +8

    Now we will have sex where I'm fast lol. That had me cracking up.

  • @hi-if7lj
    @hi-if7lj 4 года назад +7

    Tosh is the best I love his humor

  • @rg9810
    @rg9810 4 года назад +3

    "Chase that down with a can of tuna" 💀

  • @propertoke420rep4
    @propertoke420rep4 4 года назад +2

    That wall they did together the kids where they had the legs wrapped together in the one-legged race that show was pretty amazing running that long

  • @joebuczkowski8605
    @joebuczkowski8605 5 лет назад +10

    Daniel Tosh looks like a pretty strong runner. Got eeeem.

  • @AnimalMother60
    @AnimalMother60 4 года назад +1

    32-person human centipede race. Nicely done, Daniel

  • @buried4430
    @buried4430 4 года назад +10

    I see Daniel has that Tyler Durden jacket

  • @TheCheat420
    @TheCheat420 3 года назад +2

    "Making it the second biggest train ever run on our blogger Carly."
    That's his wife now lol

  • @rockie292
    @rockie292 5 лет назад +20

    They said I am me, but I am u..
    Got Guinness world record for no meaning.

  • @inksnail1458
    @inksnail1458 4 года назад +6

    I wish my boss would just once treat me like tosh does at 6:18

  • @khickerson86
    @khickerson86 5 лет назад +26

    She could have made so many sandwiches with that mayo.

  • @guttagame1804
    @guttagame1804 4 года назад +2

    @3:54 the server is actually one of the funniest comedians I've ever listened to. His name is Tommy Johnagain! Probably misspelled that last name, but you gotta here his bit about workin at Applebee's

  • @groowanderer
    @groowanderer 5 лет назад +9

    Molly schuyler is for reals one of the world's premier eaters. I've seen her school most male champions she's ever eaten with/against.

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 4 года назад +3

      In all seriousness, what’s her secret? Is she part Boa Constrictor?

  • @Venera_15
    @Venera_15 4 года назад +2

    Haha the woman's face as she's watching the other woman eat all the mayonnaise 0:06

  • @carlosdeleon2805
    @carlosdeleon2805 5 лет назад +9

    Those crayons didn’t deserve it 😭

  • @therockbottom5256
    @therockbottom5256 5 лет назад +16

    Oh wow it’s danie tosh! I remember Wednesday’s being great in middle school because we would always talk about what was on the show.
    Looks like he signed that Qualcomm contract Simpson’s style and is now a slave to the networks

  • @spider_pig7588
    @spider_pig7588 5 лет назад +7

    It’s amazing that people agree to come on his show and humiliate themselves. Like, have these people never watched this before?

    • @chasse-nigb3r
      @chasse-nigb3r 5 лет назад +1

      I'm just assuming they are getting paid their talent fee of 1 dollar for the whole segment

    • @venoxidegaming1432
      @venoxidegaming1432 5 лет назад +1

      Publicity is also a factor. And its just hilarious.

    • @groowanderer
      @groowanderer 5 лет назад

      Molly is a beast, world champion calibre eater. She does this for a living, why would she be embarrassed about it? Tosh gave her some free publicity and I'm sure they paid her.

    • @spider_pig7588
      @spider_pig7588 5 лет назад

      Groo Wanderer because if “world caliber eater” is a phrase you use without sarcasm, you should be embarrassed to be in public. Honestly, what’s next, competition shitting?

    • @toyoseries
      @toyoseries 4 года назад

      @@spider_pig7588 If there was, Randy Marsh got this under the bag

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 4 года назад

    5:40 -- In the middle of laughing uproariously at this bit, I couldn't help but notice Tosh has this Sebastian Coe type of stride! Now it's even funnier!

  • @aureolaborealis
    @aureolaborealis 5 лет назад +5

    Tommy Johnagin! It’s time for another special!

  • @NZbo-.-.-614
    @NZbo-.-.-614 4 года назад +2

    Dr Jim cracked me TF up

  • @MadMax-mt4wz
    @MadMax-mt4wz 4 года назад +5

    2:20 the sounds that were made nearly made me vomit.

  • @rokkkrinn2793
    @rokkkrinn2793 4 года назад +1

    That was fun. Thanks for sharing.

  • @FrugalPossum
    @FrugalPossum 4 года назад +39

    Didn’t Comedy Central cancel Tosh.0? Trying to squeeze the last drops of cash out of its lifeless corpse huh, nice.

    • @SiLvErWaRe000
      @SiLvErWaRe000 4 года назад +2

      They love that cash cow. He finally got them to let him go after like 10 seasons.

  • @sir_dark_humor8673
    @sir_dark_humor8673 3 года назад

    1:58 me when my mom says we have to leave in 5 minutes to go to the store:

  • @2PandaMama
    @2PandaMama 5 лет назад +7

    I just did a 20 oz mayo challenge on stream... A viewer promised $400 bucks if I finished it in 15min... I finished it in 10 min HE ONLY TRANSFERRED $50 dollars😭

  • @meanmachine3453
    @meanmachine3453 4 года назад +2

    This woman: I can eat many jars of mayo!
    LA Beast: Hold my beer. Also, let me put on 2 Girls, 1 Cup so I can watch that while eating mayonnaise

  • @coastiem5er470
    @coastiem5er470 5 лет назад +4

    No coconuts? damn that was a good one

  • @rmannayr2129
    @rmannayr2129 2 года назад +1

    THAT POOR TOILET AFTERWARDS!

  • @frostedicepharoah7723
    @frostedicepharoah7723 4 года назад +4

    The pizza one reminded me of Buzz from Home Alone

  • @iloveyou202
    @iloveyou202 3 года назад +1

    Years later I’m high eating baskin robins in my bed alone watching this

  • @santacruz939
    @santacruz939 5 лет назад +3

    The 2nd largest train ran on her I died 😂

  • @RandomCowboy420
    @RandomCowboy420 4 года назад +1

    I have an Unhealthy Obsession with the Tosh.0 show! Its the only reason I make TikTok / RUclips Videos! Thanks!

  • @frostedicepharoah7723
    @frostedicepharoah7723 4 года назад +3

    Cheesecake was one of my favorite desserts. Not anymore.

  • @rmannayr2129
    @rmannayr2129 2 года назад +1

    THAT'S ONE BIG TRAIN!

  • @BenBlackEquinoxEngelhard
    @BenBlackEquinoxEngelhard 5 лет назад +13

    Tosh the closest you've ever come to mowing the lawn was standing at the window with your latte watching the latino you hired for 3 dollars an hour do it.

    • @valentinarmenta4982
      @valentinarmenta4982 5 лет назад

      BlackEquinox how do you know his life

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox 5 лет назад +1

      @@valentinarmenta4982 The Equinox is all knowing.

    • @billywarren9834
      @billywarren9834 5 лет назад

      I'm sure he would be willing to pay you a dollar more....why you need work?

  • @Erickwhatever
    @Erickwhatever 4 года назад

    That Asian chain joke floored me.

  • @riverparker429
    @riverparker429 5 лет назад +6

    America's got talent

  • @chrislilly8657
    @chrislilly8657 4 года назад

    Did he get dentures?? Or did someone finally clock him good?? Eh,, you're still an OG TOSH, keep it up

  • @theplumber9427
    @theplumber9427 5 лет назад +35

    I once attempted the record for most toothbrushes stuck in ones rectum. I got 73 but i needed 125. I won’t give up.
    #im gay

    • @CannabisMaximus02
      @CannabisMaximus02 5 лет назад +9

      Brain Rocket subtle flex but ok

    • @danielj.9857
      @danielj.9857 5 лет назад

      😂

    • @JoseGranny
      @JoseGranny 5 лет назад

      What's gay about that? You're just weird. But in a good way.

    • @mattdewb3291
      @mattdewb3291 5 лет назад +2

      Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em.

    • @sunnyedaize1262
      @sunnyedaize1262 5 лет назад

      Do you even care that children may see this?

  • @rmannayr2129
    @rmannayr2129 2 года назад +2

    WOW THAT PIZZA LOOKS BAD!

  • @arina4030
    @arina4030 4 года назад +8

    i didn’t know he was still relevant

    • @susdad
      @susdad 4 года назад +3

      Who are you ?

    • @jessicamarie4618
      @jessicamarie4618 4 года назад +2

      Are you still relevant?

    • @arina4030
      @arina4030 4 года назад +1

      @@jessicamarie4618 this makes no sense

    • @arina4030
      @arina4030 4 года назад +1

      @@susdad nobody

  • @drsmoke2558
    @drsmoke2558 4 года назад

    Glad tosh is still at it

  • @UpstateGardening
    @UpstateGardening 5 лет назад +7

    “Kink in the chain”

  • @6vitamin
    @6vitamin 4 года назад +1

    Awhh, what good etiquette to stack your plates when you finished.

  • @buckclary3057
    @buckclary3057 4 года назад +3

    That chick is eating like she is in marine corps bootcamp

  • @landreeharris5395
    @landreeharris5395 4 года назад

    Bro,you gotta love tosh

  • @robertmcdaniel1791
    @robertmcdaniel1791 4 года назад +5

    I wanna work for tosh 😂

  • @rmannayr2129
    @rmannayr2129 2 года назад +1

    HEY LOOK IT'S MOLLY WITH GLASSES!

  • @skylab14
    @skylab14 5 лет назад +3

    Any Molly fans seeing this for the first time? 😊 ... She's a doll.

    • @groowanderer
      @groowanderer 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah I had no idea she was on tosh.

  • @jackdobbs6569
    @jackdobbs6569 4 года назад +1

    Your almost at 10 million bro!!!!!!!

  • @squirrel_bandit368
    @squirrel_bandit368 5 лет назад +5

    Tosh.0 is still a thing? This exists?

  • @danielonline7181
    @danielonline7181 5 лет назад +1

    Damn Daniel!!! That outfit @ 0:49 is fire.

  • @Shields_42
    @Shields_42 4 года назад +4

    Who plays the waiter I feel like ive heard him before. I think, hes a pretty funny comedian.

    • @IndustrializeMe
      @IndustrializeMe 4 года назад

      Tommy Johnagin. He's hilarious, my favorite bit is on his Mom's itunes setup. Enjoy!

    • @wileecoyote5749
      @wileecoyote5749 4 года назад

      His name is Steve Degajllan