I'm indian and I eat rice almost every single day since I was like one year old and I have never had the problem of plastic in my rice. Maybe some chaff occasionally, but that's about it. Rice is extremely soft when cooked,how the fuck do you miss plastic bits if it's in it?
It's been in my diet for 8 years now-I never found plastic in my rice. Not to mention plastic bits are so expensive, any company attempting that would go bankrupt quickly, it'd be a lot easier and cheaper just to grow more rice.
Also it obvs would hurt when you chew it if it was plastic. No need to know the price of plastic to know that plastic isn't soft when you bite it. Unless you'll eating rice uncooked idk
I love the idea of Jarvis walking through a park and stopping, his girlfriend goes "Jarvis, what's wrong?" And he just goes "I think I smell... the prophecy"
Those “plastic bits” are just rice, the starch in it underwent some chemical reactions, it’s the same if you put rice in a rice cooker and get that plastic like film around the edges of the pot, it’s just starch
Not really “more” fat. The main factor is how these fat molecules are aligned. If they are straightened, then there’s more surface area and thus more intermolecular bond. So it has a higher melting point, so much so that it’s melting point might be higher than it’s burning point. Whereas if the molecules are scrambled into balls, they fall apart very easily. This is a process call tempering. You can temper many things made solid by fat bonds to achieve different texture. For example chocolate, same chocolate liquid, cooled in room temperature will have much higher melting point than one that’s flash cooled in liquid nitrogen. The latter will melt as soon as it enters you mouth, but the former can have some chew.
That fucking rice thing, I live in an Asian country and somehow my father saw that video on a local "news channel" here. Since then, he has stopped eating rice.... I have been trying to convince him for a year that it was a dumb internet thing
@@timob1681 im not saying american cheese is bad oe anything, im just saying ppl freaking out about american cheese when in reality they didnt read the label
Also fun fact about Calcium (element/salt calcium at least) - it’s not magnetic. In order for it to be magnetic, it has to have free electrons (basically be a negative ion). It can be magnetic through lab shenanigans, but there’s no way standard calcium can be magnetic. Especially with the iron (I’m pretty sure that’s iron at least) magnet they have.
Blossom: "Ground up rocks are being put in your baby food!1!1!1!1! Fear for your life!1!1" Also Blossom: *advocates that you eat pure uncut salt, a **_rock_*
Salt (Halite) is a mineral actually, not a rock. A mineral is an inorganic substance with a crystal structure that mostly grows out of rocks, while rocks are an inorganic mass made out of more minerals, which is something minerals grow out of. HOWEVER, your statement still holds a valid point and I love it. Hope this makes sense sdkjsdkf!
The difference in the way processed and natural cheese melts when held to the flame is due to its fat content. Natural cheese has a higher fat content than processed cheese. Also all cheese is processed in some way. Cheese just doesn’t occur naturally.
El Chulito GA exactly the “natural cheese” melts because it contains more fat than the “processed cheese”. the whole blossom video is a huge fake conclusion i’m so glad more and more people are debunking it
I have a few things to explain about the Food-Related statements this channel has put out. I am in no way an expert, and only know what I know by doing research. So please, do not take it that I know all things about food. This is only things that I have discovered by doing a bit of homework on the subject. Thank you. 1. High-fat cheese will burn, due to how flammable fat is, no matter what kind, it will always be flammable. Meanwhile, Low Fat cheese will not burn as easily, due to the opposite reason. 2. Yes, some pills do burn in the oven, however, it depends on what they contain. If they contain sugar, they will burn into a crisp. This most likely would be a Chewable Tablet, meanwhile, some other things will only burn in small spots, due to containing one thing that burns, and multiple other's that don't. This will give them a kind of dapple effect. Capsules will melt, and whatever fluids or powders inside of them will react to the heat depending on their ingredients. 3. Rice being mixed with Plastic has been disproven several times. So this point is basically useless. 4. Said "Ground-up-Rocks" in Babyfood are most likely crushed Magnets, which will gather in one area when pulled by a stronger Magnetic Force. The code of conduct for producing Baby Food is very strict, and is not allowed to contain any harmful products, however, checking the ingredients is always recommended as to be sure that there are no ingredients your baby may be allergic to. 5. When the seaweed was added to the "Fake-Milk", it was more than obvious that Dye was added to the milk. Even Jarvis covered this fact. The camera was zoomed in just enough to hide the dye being added, and even aside from that, Seaweed contains no blue to its colour, only very dark green. If it let off any colour at all, it would most likely be the same green colour you get from most plants, just a different shade due to the plant's hue. 6. Ground Coffee will always sink eventually, no matter what is in it, however, the speed in which it floats depends on how, and when it was ground, The additives, and things like that. However, the speed can also be altered if there is a disturbance in the water, i.e. the glass shaking, as the water no longer stands still, forcing the grounds to fall quicker. 7. Salt making the water cloudy does not contain Chalk, but instead another additive. It contains a powder which keeps it from clumping. This additive is entirely safe to consume, however, if you do not want this additive in your salt, you can buy a Salt Grinder, which allows you to ground the salt yourself, and does not give any chance of the salt clumping, leaving out the need for the additive entirely. 8. A small clip shown in this video involved a cut of Steak, this is a complete lie which states that if you find a stretchy, white material in your steak or any other meat, it is Meat Glue. This is not Meat Glue, this is Fat, or horrible even Connective Tissue. (Connective tissue is very Thin, Transparent, and Tough, Far is chunkier, more Opaque, and much, much stretchier.) Meat glue, however, is in a granulated state before it is added. It is rubbed on dry, then the meat is rolled together tightly and chilled. If separated, said Meat Glue is very mushy and still has a granulated texture, nothing like Connective Tissue, or Fat.
Holy shit. I know you'll probably never read this because it's 8 months old, but damn that's some dedication to the topic to do all that research. Props to you for having that patience and going through with legitimate background to your statements and having actual information. Good job, m8
So, salt has a small amount of anti-caking agents, usually some form of sugar or polysacaride such as maltodextrin or dextrose. They wouldn't use chalk because A: It wouldn't work as an anti caking agent. and B: It's more expensive than salt.
like this if u got totally prank'd by blossom also ignore the thing i said about whole milk i’m dumb i understand please stop bullying me here’s some sources i forgot to include originally: www.snopes.com/fact-check/fake-real-food-tests/ snopes is an easy jumping off point hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3470557-fake-news-16-tests-real-fake-food.html?fbclid=IwAR3ykzUztyA4XN1wdCW3GNxEwgL6KJ3RUSDu1RO8RUcN66rw-p7YNXa0h_8 this was under the video on facebook before they took it down twitter.com/ariehkovler/status/1134929067940241409?s=21 this thread links to a bunch of relevant studies and has context
salt really is mixed with chalk, rice flour, or other additives... it's used as an anti-caking agent so salt doesn't stick to itself and freely flows. The quantity used is minuscule unless you're consuming the whole container of salt; but then your bigger worry is salt poisoning, not the additives.
there really is rice made out of plastic. It's illegal but it still happens very rarely. There are videos on youtube of people melting rice in their pan
Anyone else feel like Jarvis is a good role model for millennials, like all his friends are cool, he looks fit, he is a big brain boy, and he is really funny.
Even in 2020, millennials' age range include 20somethings, too, as well as gen z. I guess we can agree with Xterminator Ultimate, he's a good role model for anybody.
@Quinn Cooney I'm no expert myself, but i believe that oxygen needs to be where the source of the flame is or something like that. Yellow flame normally means incomplete combustion though.
with the “fake salt” if you look at the ingredients it will say anti caking agent and so what you see with the cloudiness is actually the anti caking agent and not chalk its because if it didn’t have it the salt would clump up and so it wouldn’t come out of the containers
I was eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich when you said “If peanut butter and jelly tastes good to you, you have 5 years left to live. Sorry” Nice
I don’t have a reason, but this is one of my favorite videos of Jarvis… I’ve been watching this at least once a month for the last 3 years… takes me back to a little bit better time and plus my brother really liked it… maybe that’s why
Michael Cunningham I am such a perfectionist so please ignore me. But I’m pretty sure it’s a Utter-Wise not Udder-Wise. I’m sorry I can’t control myself. It’s the same way when someone has bad grammar.
It's funny that they act like synthetic supplements are bad, when in reality a lot of what's "man made" is really good for you and can help solve problems surrounding deficiencies.
one of my family members shared the original video and i reached out to her. apparently i can't be trusted because i work for big pharma. i'm studying to be a biology teacher lmao
the thing with the baby food isn't surprising. Iron is a necessary nutrient, after all. You can do a similar experiment with certain fortified cereals.
Our blood literally contains iron and other metals, we need them to live Thats why blood smells and tastes like iron so much In a way we are robots made out of flesh that also have emotions (we have electrons too)
I love how in order to test if the food is real you have to destroy it beyond enjoyment first
Shook to see you here - I love your channel!
Ikr
EpicCoolPlayerTRS
gotta find out somehow
/shrug
Hiii
My fave part of the rice thing is that if it was true, do you think people wouldn't notice hard pieces of plastic in their soft rice??
They say the rice softens, but tbh, I'm not sure.
I'm indian and I eat rice almost every single day since I was like one year old and I have never had the problem of plastic in my rice. Maybe some chaff occasionally, but that's about it. Rice is extremely soft when cooked,how the fuck do you miss plastic bits if it's in it?
S o f t p l a s t i c
It's been in my diet for 8 years now-I never found plastic in my rice. Not to mention plastic bits are so expensive, any company attempting that would go bankrupt quickly, it'd be a lot easier and cheaper just to grow more rice.
Plus the fumes of melted plastic?? I-
It would literally be cheaper to have a pound of rice than a pound of rice with 1/3 of it being plastic. Company’s would lose money using plastic bits
What do they think that plastic is made out of to make it cheaper than rice?
Gj. You repeated what he said.
Also it obvs would hurt when you chew it if it was plastic. No need to know the price of plastic to know that plastic isn't soft when you bite it. Unless you'll eating rice uncooked idk
There are some places in China where they use wax as fake rice.
Companies
I love the idea of Jarvis walking through a park and stopping, his girlfriend goes "Jarvis, what's wrong?" And he just goes "I think I smell... the prophecy"
As the stars foretold
**Nods**
A random girl bends her utensil saying "there is no spoon"
The "Evil Prophecy"
We don't talk about Jarvis
Yeah and the girlfriend understands it completely because she was also visited by her fancy future self
Those “plastic bits” are just rice, the starch in it underwent some chemical reactions, it’s the same if you put rice in a rice cooker and get that plastic like film around the edges of the pot, it’s just starch
NUKE LESNICK what are you doing knowing things and not just being irrationally scared? Shame on you
Dark Arts Dabbler wut
Uh oh Stinky He was making a joke
Fluffy anime gamer ok
Hello, hat crab.
“luckily, my roommate teresa has a f***ing flamethrower”
+100 *RESPECT*
It's a blowtorch. But nobody cares anyway.
A. Naim Yeah, you’re right. No one cares
A. Naim so defeated
She looks like shinji mikami from E3
Oof
Jarvis: Anyone got a lighter?
His roommate: *Well yes, but actually no.*
Flamango FSDWG but even better
Omg dude your so funny
Bruh Perfect
Ynnuf os ruor edud gmo
@@annacline6349 rour?
Anna Cline
Yaw ym skaeps ohw enoemos yllanif
“Flamethrower”
Jarvis that’s a blowtor-
Shh don’t ruin this for him
If he throws the flame though, he becomes a flame, thrower.
Don't ruin this for me
@@99veruca
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Lmfao his roomie definitely be smoking that dank and I love it
PFFT 😭
The only reason the “natural” cheese melted like that is because it has more fat than the processed cheese
I see you've watched Ann's video as well
@@tricdaddy316 i mean its basic knowledge so that doesn't necessarily mean someone saying this watched anyones video
Not really “more” fat. The main factor is how these fat molecules are aligned. If they are straightened, then there’s more surface area and thus more intermolecular bond. So it has a higher melting point, so much so that it’s melting point might be higher than it’s burning point.
Whereas if the molecules are scrambled into balls, they fall apart very easily.
This is a process call tempering.
You can temper many things made solid by fat bonds to achieve different texture. For example chocolate, same chocolate liquid, cooled in room temperature will have much higher melting point than one that’s flash cooled in liquid nitrogen. The latter will melt as soon as it enters you mouth, but the former can have some chew.
@@no4785 Basic knowledge for people who care about the differences between processed cheese and natural cheese, maybe.
I see you're a man of culture as well
I hate channels that feed people bad information for the sake of farming content. Thanks for debunking them.
Tfs
5 minute crafts' crafts are COOL altho not that useful
And now my family are going shit crazy about these misleading facts
The entire democratic agenda in a nutshell
They should be demonitised and they would stop spreading shit because they would no longer have the monetary incentive
Robber: robs jarvis's house
teresa: so you have chosen......death
*Carl from lamas with hats*
Get that girl a bottle of hairspray or air freshener
@@mirandathepandakitty1630 she'd be unstoppable
@@whatthehelliot LOL
“ You hear that kids, eat your weed”
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
Weed eater
The “natural” cheese just has a higher fat content, that’s why it melts
I don’t get people who think anything unnatural is bad, like 90% of stuff we do is unnatural (using phones, toilets or mattresses)
ANN REARDON
HOW TO COOK THAT
Cynical YT
Or why natural means good.... It shouldn’t take long to think of examples but I’m tired
Cynical YT same, I don’t get why people are mad about GMOs. The genetically modified crops are the answer to world hunger.
"i'm you from the fancy future"
can we just appreciate how Jarvis makes the sponsor worth watching
Honestly Jarvis is just setting up all of the lore in his sponsor segments
I know right because in other vids I just skip past it, and his sponsor videos should be the real ads
@PATTON Damn
@PATTON r/ihadastroke
Kay Pompeii exactly
"Teresa, my roomate-"
*cuts to cute girl waving and smiling*
"Has a fucking FLAMETHROWER"
This was a cinematic masterpiece on it's own
Yeah
she doing dabs fs
timestamp: 5:35
@@max-nw2zf thanks!
@@TheHydrakeHydra no problem!
That fucking rice thing, I live in an Asian country and somehow my father saw that video on a local "news channel" here. Since then, he has stopped eating rice.... I have been trying to convince him for a year that it was a dumb internet thing
Can’t you just heat rice to show him?
I worry for your father
Lmaoooo
It's been 11 months, did he start eating Rice now 💀💀?
What Asian country
“Luckily my roommate has a f*cking flame thrower.” - Jarvis Johnson
I wanna be that type of roommate :v
Theresa coming through in a pinch
Theresa is a wise woman, carrying her flamethrower anywhere in moments of emergency
I'd put good money on it being used for dabs
It’s really a blowtorch but shhhh
the rock: " YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'?"
me: "Baby food."
isreal did 91 1
I smell fried chicken at Popeye's
ROCK!
Hippity hoppity the back of the moon is nazi propery
Take out food
so if cheese melts, its real, but if supplements melt theyre artificial? Oh boy, hope I dont get those two confused
No I thought it was if your chalk melts, then it will turn blue- crap, that's not right...
then again, folks should know american cheese isn't actually cheese, it literally says "cheese product" on the front
@@DIGITALGH05T Mine says 'cheese FOOD'
@@timob1681 im not saying american cheese is bad oe anything, im just saying ppl freaking out about american cheese when in reality they didnt read the label
What is the saturation limit of salt in water?
if Jarvis gets popular enough that fans do "out of context" compilations, I want 5:31 to be the intro clip for at least 8 of them
Also fun fact about Calcium (element/salt calcium at least) - it’s not magnetic. In order for it to be magnetic, it has to have free electrons (basically be a negative ion). It can be magnetic through lab shenanigans, but there’s no way standard calcium can be magnetic. Especially with the iron (I’m pretty sure that’s iron at least) magnet they have.
This comment is my new science class
Ty teacher
i love the phrase "lab shenanigans"
Was waiting for someone to say this - THANK YOU! I love these conspiracy channels that can’t even do basic research first😂
Blossom: "Ground up rocks are being put in your baby food!1!1!1!1! Fear for your life!1!1"
Also Blossom: *advocates that you eat pure uncut salt, a **_rock_*
Kiwi Chicc also bleach strawberries
Salt (Halite) is a mineral actually, not a rock. A mineral is an inorganic substance with a crystal structure that mostly grows out of rocks, while rocks are an inorganic mass made out of more minerals, which is something minerals grow out of. HOWEVER, your statement still holds a valid point and I love it. Hope this makes sense sdkjsdkf!
The difference in the way processed and natural cheese melts when held to the flame is due to its fat content. Natural cheese has a higher fat content than processed cheese. Also all cheese is processed in some way. Cheese just doesn’t occur naturally.
El Chulito GA exactly the “natural cheese” melts because it contains more fat than the “processed cheese”. the whole blossom video is a huge fake conclusion i’m so glad more and more people are debunking it
Yep I learnt this whilst watching how to cook that she debunks slot of these
How to cook that also reacted to and explained that part of the video. Blossom got debunked by a chef
Liar, it occurs naturally in the kitchen when mommy goes to the store
Yep low fat cheese burns and High fat cheese melts
my brain didn’t process the fact that there’s a cameraman i just thought there was another jarvis holding the camera or it was floating or something
What I've learned from that food lifehack video is:
trees are synthetic because they burn.
oh yeah yeah
yeah man
Rocks are synthetic because they melt
@@riversloan8775 yyhyhghhyhvh h.c yyyy
Didn't you post something like this on a zer0 video about how he only has 4 fingers
If you’re interested, then Ann Readon made a wideo about this and she explains, why these reactions actually happen.
Could you send the link
A Nirantar ruclips.net/video/vSBSzWmjXO0/видео.html
Yup--IIRC, the cheese burning has to do with the amount of fat in the cheese.
Ann and Dave Readon is GOAT.
@@23rdcenturyhobbit Dave's the real GOAT, for eating all the questionable foods the are form the hacks.
Jarvis: My lighter just ran out of fluid so...
Theresa: *_Allow me to introduce myself._*
10,000 Subscribers With No Videos? She gets high
Jarvis:dang no more lighter
Random flamethrower no one but Theresa knew about for some unknown reason: I'm finna get a whole new career
It’s for dabs XD
We are one in the same
"Everything's a rock."
*I'm an earth elemental*
*Everything was fine until the fire nation attacked*
Just don't sell cabbages and you'll be fine.
I got stuck between Avatar : The Last Airbender and Slugterra (the elemental slug collecting and almost end arc)
😭
@@hat7475 why did you feel the need to remind me about slugterra
"Alright, now back to the history of coffee."
*coffee grinder noises*
"SEE, IT ALL STARTED WITH A COFFEE BERRY-"
I heard Fairy :)
@@plushy_doctor2299 I think it's berry cuz if you look at his lips they are saying "b" not "f"
@@asei231 Welp, ok.
And were done
Goat beans
Thanks to Blossom's food hack I found out I've been eating a Land Rover Range Rover Evoque 2.0 TD4 E-Capability 4x4 HSE Dynamic 4 Door Capacity
@@tallshortperson Oh my god, you too!?
100'th like :)
@@vesperious thanks :)
Just found out that the factory that made my favourite snack sacrifices virgins every week to appease the cheese gods
Oh my god, I've been eating spoon fulls of *wax* this whole time. I keep on forgetting to wash my ears before I do that.
My broccoli water is green that means
‘THEY ARE ADDING FOOD COLORING TO MY FOOD’
REAL BROCCOLI MELTS
I washed my broccoli and it turned to cauliflower
FOOD DYE
That's actually how the make broccoli...(JK idk
Didn't you know cauliflower is just the non-colored broccoli?
@@justvibing9461 -
I have a few things to explain about the Food-Related statements this channel has put out. I am in no way an expert, and only know what I know by doing research. So please, do not take it that I know all things about food. This is only things that I have discovered by doing a bit of homework on the subject. Thank you.
1. High-fat cheese will burn, due to how flammable fat is, no matter what kind, it will always be flammable. Meanwhile, Low Fat cheese will not burn as easily, due to the opposite reason.
2. Yes, some pills do burn in the oven, however, it depends on what they contain. If they contain sugar, they will burn into a crisp. This most likely would be a Chewable Tablet, meanwhile, some other things will only burn in small spots, due to containing one thing that burns, and multiple other's that don't. This will give them a kind of dapple effect. Capsules will melt, and whatever fluids or powders inside of them will react to the heat depending on their ingredients.
3. Rice being mixed with Plastic has been disproven several times. So this point is basically useless.
4. Said "Ground-up-Rocks" in Babyfood are most likely crushed Magnets, which will gather in one area when pulled by a stronger Magnetic Force. The code of conduct for producing Baby Food is very strict, and is not allowed to contain any harmful products, however, checking the ingredients is always recommended as to be sure that there are no ingredients your baby may be allergic to.
5. When the seaweed was added to the "Fake-Milk", it was more than obvious that Dye was added to the milk. Even Jarvis covered this fact. The camera was zoomed in just enough to hide the dye being added, and even aside from that, Seaweed contains no blue to its colour, only very dark green. If it let off any colour at all, it would most likely be the same green colour you get from most plants, just a different shade due to the plant's hue.
6. Ground Coffee will always sink eventually, no matter what is in it, however, the speed in which it floats depends on how, and when it was ground, The additives, and things like that. However, the speed can also be altered if there is a disturbance in the water, i.e. the glass shaking, as the water no longer stands still, forcing the grounds to fall quicker.
7. Salt making the water cloudy does not contain Chalk, but instead another additive. It contains a powder which keeps it from clumping. This additive is entirely safe to consume, however, if you do not want this additive in your salt, you can buy a Salt Grinder, which allows you to ground the salt yourself, and does not give any chance of the salt clumping, leaving out the need for the additive entirely.
8. A small clip shown in this video involved a cut of Steak, this is a complete lie which states that if you find a stretchy, white material in your steak or any other meat, it is Meat Glue. This is not Meat Glue, this is Fat, or horrible even Connective Tissue. (Connective tissue is very Thin, Transparent, and Tough, Far is chunkier, more Opaque, and much, much stretchier.) Meat glue, however, is in a granulated state before it is added. It is rubbed on dry, then the meat is rolled together tightly and chilled. If separated, said Meat Glue is very mushy and still has a granulated texture, nothing like Connective Tissue, or Fat.
Wtf
I thought fat was meat glue, I mean it keeps the 2 muscles together like glue
Holy shit. I know you'll probably never read this because it's 8 months old, but damn that's some dedication to the topic to do all that research. Props to you for having that patience and going through with legitimate background to your statements and having actual information. Good job, m8
Ah yes, every point made in How To Cook That, it's a really great video
In fact! With fat in most red meats it's a good thing! It's called marbling! It's just melts when cooking and adds flavor
"Heating up rice is an unavoidable part of the cooking process." - Jarvis Johnson, 2019
The sky is blue.
-McAlkis 2019
I eat everything raw
Horchata is made with rice, and doesn't require cooking it
Schmike Schmolger Korea also has a rice drink called “sikhye” only it is made with cooked rice and is served as dessert
i eat dry rice
“My roommate has a flamethrower” she is a cool roommate
Thor’s Squire very relatable
She is also one cutie pie!
who calls a blowtorch a flamethrower
Rafal Świniarski
Omg I thought I was the only one who was confused af why he said that
yeah she smokes dabs. only reason someone has a full on propane torch in their house
“Aww man, the lighter ran out of fluid!”
“nah bro I got you I have a spare flamethrower under my bed”
Good thing someone takes dabs there.
Butane torch.
So, salt has a small amount of anti-caking agents, usually some form of sugar or polysacaride such as maltodextrin or dextrose. They wouldn't use chalk because A: It wouldn't work as an anti caking agent. and B: It's more expensive than salt.
okay but I can't believe you actually did the hoodie crab thing
That was well and truly one of the most wonderful, blessed things I've seen this month
I can't believe Trista has a flame thrower.
@@rebagerace347 who doesn't have a flame thrower in their home I mean it's a staple home object
@@rebagerace347 I have a blow torch
Ryleigh we've all been there
I love that you replaced “face” in Facebook with a real face
What if it was a book right behind the face lol
XD
Yeah nice touch, but I loved Jarvis' mouth saying the inappropriate part of "bullsh*t" being censored by Blossom's icon better. :D
“This is like a metaphor for America. Processed, artificial, um... *orange* ”
I miss orange man as president
@@viemarirunoasame
Smooth with the sponsor ad actually enjoyed it lmao
@Splotchiis it wasn't funny. It was fucking hilarious.
Same it was great
And it looked great, especially because he essentially talked with himself (As far as I am concerned).
It was amazing
Best sponsor ad I've ever seen
I feel ashamed for laughing out loud at the AD...
“Wow, this smells like.. THE PROPHECY”
PRECISELY
888 likes 😂
“This is like, a metaphor for America. Processed, artificial.... orange.”
Can I get that framed?
Be my guest
Why orange? Idont get it
@@mhazg6621 trump
@@70.rashidreyaz62 ohh
This is the most likes I’ve ever had! 😊 thanks
Spinach? Rock!
Broccoli? Rock!
Dwayne Johnson...? Rock! They’re all rocks!
This had me absolutely rolling
Bold of you to assume that Japan hasn’t made seaweed milk
Indeed.
Indubitably
Incontrovertible
@@Chaos_Nova stupendously correct
correct
like this if u got totally prank'd by blossom
also ignore the thing i said about whole milk i’m dumb i understand please stop bullying me
here’s some sources i forgot to include originally:
www.snopes.com/fact-check/fake-real-food-tests/
snopes is an easy jumping off point
hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3470557-fake-news-16-tests-real-fake-food.html?fbclid=IwAR3ykzUztyA4XN1wdCW3GNxEwgL6KJ3RUSDu1RO8RUcN66rw-p7YNXa0h_8
this was under the video on facebook before they took it down
twitter.com/ariehkovler/status/1134929067940241409?s=21
this thread links to a bunch of relevant studies and has context
Yeeeeee
You've inspired me to start coding!!!
I want some cheese
damn you really got me 😔👊
Blossom said that my dad was still alive *back flip*
"When you're folding laundry and decide to turn yourself into a hoodie crab... We've all been there." -The greatest quote of all time
I wanna be a hoodie crab
My dad was a hoodie crab... turns out they have 1967354825 IQ
Well idk man “turns out Teresa my roommate has a f*cking blow torch” is pretty good
🤣🤣🤣👍👍
I’ve actually been there 😬
How I imagine their conversation went:
Jarvis: Do you have a lighter?
Teresa: No, but I got a flame thrower
Jarvis: WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT???????
Jarvis: Dang it my lighter ran out of fluid
Teresa: Wanna use my flamethrower?
Jarvis: Why do you have this?
Teresa: Don't worry about it.
I want more about Teresa
How else do you brown your meat?
It’s a blowtorch
For smoking dabs I'd assume
@@uglygarbage1462 i want a teresa
salt really is mixed with chalk, rice flour, or other additives...
it's used as an anti-caking agent so salt doesn't stick to itself and freely flows. The quantity used is minuscule unless you're consuming the whole container of salt; but then your bigger worry is salt poisoning, not the additives.
They also add it to powdered sugar for the same reason. Plus chalk is not bad for you.
there really is rice made out of plastic. It's illegal but it still happens very rarely. There are videos on youtube of people melting rice in their pan
So that explains why the salt we get is in giant hecking chunks... It's chalk-free.
Chalk isn't bad for you, it just tastes awful.
ImDoingThisNow Really :D
11:30 Jarvis I'm a barista at a specialty coffee shop please don't attack me like this
“This is like a metaphor for America, artifical, processed, _orange_ ”
I CANT-
Anyone else feel like Jarvis is a good role model for millennials, like all his friends are cool, he looks fit, he is a big brain boy, and he is really funny.
Trix aRiaz Given that there are millennials turning 40 right now, he may be more of a role model for gen Z
Xterminator Ultimate my younger brother feels attacked right now.
Even in 2020, millennials' age range include 20somethings, too, as well as gen z. I guess we can agree with Xterminator Ultimate, he's a good role model for anybody.
@@fardifaalam605 the youngest would be mid to late 20s because Gen z is college age and younger
Man, the ageism in this thread
I would never buy something that burns when I burn it
This made me laugh so hard omg
Trees burn, so trees are not natural. Take that teachers!
On the the contrary I like to consider weed as a tree sooo
But ye I get you
Put there by the government to make us believe in climate change
@@yoloyogurt7678 trees are weeds to roads, you don't want them in your way if you're a road.
i thought this was an intro to a poem
I love how Jarvis is both really funny and really informative at the same time, like I learn a lot of new things watching his videos lol
Wait? Cheese goes black when you torch it?
How surprising that incomplete combustion produces soot.
@Quinn Cooney Complete combustion would produce a blue flame, like the torch.
@Quinn Cooney I'm no expert myself, but i believe that oxygen needs to be where the source of the flame is or something like that. Yellow flame normally means incomplete combustion though.
SootHouse
very fake fact on coffee:
Jarvis, an intellectual: iT's mY tIMe to sHInE
-I love your budgie-
www.snopes.com/fact-check/fake-real-food-tests/
with the “fake salt” if you look at the ingredients it will say anti caking agent and so what you see with the cloudiness is actually the anti caking agent and not chalk its because if it didn’t have it the salt would clump up and so it wouldn’t come out of the containers
You see this person, right here? This is a smart person right here, we need more people like that
👏👏
man, i want cake
Yeah people don't realize that they add "unnatural" ingredients for a reason, they're not all bad
Also if your salt does clump and get stuck putting a bit of dry rice on the saltshaker helps avoid it, ive even seen it in some restaurants
"I'm you from the fancy future"
God, this mutiverse story from jarvis just keeps getting more complicated huh
Things that trigger your chest pain:
-Eating
-Emotional stress
-Recent travel
-Pregnancy
-Overusing Theresa's flamethrower
Especially if you aim the flamethrower at your own chest ; :')
No wonder my chest hurts so often. I’m always using Theresa’s flamethrower
DAMMIT! IVE BEEN USING HER FLAMETHROWER 24/7!!!
lmao i was eating cereal and had a chest pain WHILE READING THIS 😂😂😂
that must be some pretty bad heartburn
"When you decide to turn yourself into a hoodie crab"
*We'Ve aLl bEeN thErE !*
Hahaha man, that was SO relatable
I’m sure RMs been there
MinecraftLover69 oh no Gamer alert
churros for hope yum army unite
Armyyyyy
Did you know oxygen is poisonous? Every person who has ever breathed oxygen has died
O my god I’ve never knew I should hold my breath for the rest of my life
Funny story intaking oxygen does contribute to our aging and dying. Hence antioxidants
I mean yeh pure oxygen is poisonous and will kill ya
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes a long time to kill us?
ManOfCube LMAO
"Minerals bad"
Literally everyone: well, guess I'll die.
"Hey, what'cha up to?"
"Oh nothing. Im BURNING CHEESE,"
"Burnin cheese? Cool. Need a flame thrower?"
You know, just you're normal Saturday...
*your
Don’t worry I don’t have my windows open
Wanna borrow my FLAMETHROWER to help?
Just remember people, all your meat has Elmer's glue in it and your ice cream is made of dishwashing liquid. Three smiles for disappointment!!! :)))
And what's it's name has shredded newspaper
Glue is made of Boxer, rip boxer, clover misses you
Are you sure they aren’t butt chins?
U had 399 like and i ruined it
WAHAHAHAA
Then Elmer's glue daste delicious
Apparently the "chalk" in salt is actually anti caking agent, usually, which might be what causes the cloudy water.
i read that as "anti chalking agent"
It is because it is trying to dissolve and it is small pieces of salt
@@Lemilie I read it as “anti-caulking agent”
I was eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich when you said “If peanut butter and jelly tastes good to you, you have 5 years left to live. Sorry” Nice
Check on you in 5
@@Jaithesaintt Only three more years...
@@roibiiin oh good god
2 years! time is ticking
“Kids.... Eat your weed!”
Jarvis 2019
And make sure your beans aren't roasted in March
“Kids.... Don’t eat your parents!”
Idk someone 2019
WEEDEATER
PhantomRemix they were making a joke because quotes are funny for some reason
PhantomRemix r/woosh can literally be used by the people who miss the joke
My lighter broke but luckily my roommate...
*panels to roommate and back*
Has a flame thrower!
I wasn’t expecting that XD
Bit extreme its only a blow torch
@@kerbonzobeenz717 *NO!* It's a f***ing flamethrower!😂
Jarvis : “ Cause it was roasted in March”
Everyone : “ Checks video date “
Timmons Hardaway me: thinks about checking date... is too lazy
But the most important part is which march
Kevin Boyle
It would still be 3 months old at the youngest
Kevin Boyle
What do you mean by q5 months?
666th like
I don’t have a reason, but this is one of my favorite videos of Jarvis… I’ve been watching this at least once a month for the last 3 years… takes me back to a little bit better time and plus my brother really liked it… maybe that’s why
12:12 “They were roasted in March” is my favorite sentence forever.
What really sold me on the joke was the villain laugh tho
@@remem95 yesh
12:58
"Because otherwise -"
Please god dont say it
"Udder-wise"
Goddamn it
Michael Cunningham I am such a perfectionist so please ignore me. But I’m pretty sure it’s a Utter-Wise not Udder-Wise.
I’m sorry I can’t control myself. It’s the same way when someone has bad grammar.
“So my lighter ran out of fluid. Luckily, my roommate has a flamethrower”
As ya do
That's a blowtorch
It's funny that they act like synthetic supplements are bad, when in reality a lot of what's "man made" is really good for you and can help solve problems surrounding deficiencies.
one of my family members shared the original video and i reached out to her. apparently i can't be trusted because i work for big pharma. i'm studying to be a biology teacher lmao
What did she share
@@sentientarugula2884 the original video about plastic rice and all that
Tell them they’re dumb
my god,your family member is Karen.
Share this Video with her
“My roommate Teresa”
Me: (sees sweet asian girl)
“Has a flame thrower”
Me:...I have questions...
Dabs, Teresa takes a lot of dabs, dab rigs need blow torches
@@bignades1 LMAOO I was gonna say creme brulee I didn't even think abt dabs
@@bignades1
😂😂 I just posted that on this video, too... kitchen torches are different. 🍻
She dabs probably
Alternatively: It is used in certain trades, like jewelry making.
"Eat your weed"
-Jarvis Johnson 2019
Instructions unclear
Got lung cancer.
@@Bleepbleepblorbus same, also turned into a hoodie crab
And thus Weedeater was born.
Y u m y
666 likes
jarvis with usually: ✨🌸❤️🌷🥺🍬
jarvis for no reason in this video: ⛓🖤🔥☕️⚫️🕶▪️🕷◼️🗡
Jarvis's roommate: oh, you need something to light cheese on fire with? Wait here as I *PULL MY FLAMETHROWER OUT OF NO WHERE*
I get Sims 4 flash backs by just looking at this comment
"Calcium is a rock. Everything is a rock."
me: *screams in rock*
*I* am rock, *you* are rock, *he/she/me*, ROCK
NO, *WE* ARE ROCKS!
THIS IS A BUCKET,
IS THE BUCKET A ROCK?
Ah fuck it man. I laughed too much
Calcium is not even attracted to magnetic field XD
A few things that can trigger chest pain after a date
-heart disease
-a heart attack
-cancer
- *COFFEE BEANS ROASTED IN MARCH*
13:28 jarvis looks like he's gonna kill Steve if he didn't say march
the thing with the baby food isn't surprising. Iron is a necessary nutrient, after all. You can do a similar experiment with certain fortified cereals.
Jackson Morse even more fitting with your profile pic
Our blood literally contains iron and other metals, we need them to live
Thats why blood smells and tastes like iron so much
In a way we are robots made out of flesh that also have emotions (we have electrons too)
@@spaghetti5914 Now you sir, are completely correct. I'm so glad that there are ppl like you that have actually been in science class.
Iron isn't black, and they said it is calcium. Calcium isn't magnetic either. They just prob put some bits of crushed magnet as the guy above said.
The iron metal is different from the iron in our body
"This is like a metaphor for America, processed, artificial..."
Me: Orange?
*"Orange"*
Me: -wheeze-
Isn't America basically the planet?
@@andrewamende3338 yeah
wrapped in plastic
@@andrewamende3338 i get this reference and I approve
Orange, just like trumps face
"Everything is a rock."
- Jarvis, 2019
RockRealism
eat rock
Your pfp is great
Part of Water possibly comes from asteroids. Water is rock confirmed.
Epiccat27 *- Dumb Jarvis, 2019
Jarvis: IT SMELLS LIKE THE PROPHECY!
Harry Potter: No, don't like that.
That kraft joke was pretty cheesy
Goddamnit-
Nice Pun
*this is the comedy police the joke's too funny!*
heh heh
Ha! Not funny
"Eat your weed."
-Jarvis Johnson
Eat your god damn weed
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remember kids, weed is good
@@johnstewart2668 i dont speak sussy baka
I eat my weed every day!
"oil, one of the cheapest things known to man."
Well in 2020 it hit negative so i guess this is no longer sarcastic
Thats crude oil
@@Conoert But still. Atleast it's not cooking oil. OIh fuck! Nevermind.
@@Conoert oil isn’t thaaaaat mean, sure he can go too far sometimes, but he’s a stand up guy.
Jarvis: *going on about how smart he is when it comes to coffee*
Me, an avid tea drinker: Trust me, your knowledge is being wasted on me, friend.
“Smells like...the prophecy?”
“Precisely.”
You, my good sir have just murdered me and I’m suing.
Wut
The character you played when you were comparing the coffees was literally the most hilarious thing
Ashley Warner ikrrr
I watched it twice and I love how its easy to tell that he just bought the french press and the other thing
The sounds he makes are killing me in a good way
I think blossom is trying to cancel the life source of Asians
I think that’s called attempting to commit genocide
Blossom: rice is fake!
The billions of people eating rice: 👁️👄👁️
I probably have consumed kilograms of plastic by now
@@V-for-Vendetta01I agree as I'm literally eating rice right now while binge watching Jarvis
Then half of the world would be dead and I should be dead does that mean I'm immortal ohhhhhhhhhhhh
The idea that rice, one of the cheapest foods in the world, is too expensive so the FDA allows them to mix in plastic is absolutely hilarious 😆
The Coffee Connoisseur and the Whirly-Bird hat are my favorite parts.
“Processed with chemicals”
water: am I a joke to you
Are you kidding, Di-Hydrogen Monoxide has a one hundred percent mortality rate. If you drank water, you will die
Ghoulgamestalker 😳
Ghoulgamestalker dats it I’m drinking my own urine 😳
@@ghoulgamestalker4265 But people who are allergic to water still die so like basically-
Riko Ryzon STOP ✋ that has water in it 😱
"Luckily, my roommate, has a flamethrower" that sentence did NOT go where i thought it would wtff
“My roommate, Teressa” (I think that was here name??)
Teressa : ☺️
“Has a flamethrower!”
I think you’re the only one who makes the sponsorships enjoyable to watch
Ikr
Drew gooden
Danny Gonzalez
Nostalgia Critic?
I laugh so hard on his.
Except matpat maybe