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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @ASeed17
    @ASeed17 4 года назад +5983

    “Dick Clown” is probably the most frightening combination of two words that can be strung together.

    • @iCarus_A
      @iCarus_A 4 года назад +216

      What about "Dick Clowns"

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 4 года назад +158

      How about “Dicks Clown”

    • @asapling
      @asapling 4 года назад +119

      Dick's sporting goods

    • @cxstellation
      @cxstellation 4 года назад +217

      Richard P. Clownington

    • @zarrg5611
      @zarrg5611 4 года назад +25

      staples

  • @strawburrymilk195
    @strawburrymilk195 4 года назад +4693

    “Ah, a racist!” And “Ah, a sexist!” Has amazing energy

  • @ShallowVA
    @ShallowVA 4 года назад +3144

    “Dick Clown didn’t ask for this” is the single most bizarre phrase I have ever heard.

  • @pinkeysherbet7249
    @pinkeysherbet7249 4 года назад +7008

    As the child of a teacher I can confirm that bringing a change of shoes is a thing many teachers actually do and it's part of teacher culture

    • @che3se1495
      @che3se1495 3 года назад +475

      I feel like that's kinda obvious 😅 children are messy, spare clothes seem like an obvious requirement...

    • @jennabeth6851
      @jennabeth6851 3 года назад +164

      Yep. Always had spare shoes in the staff room for myself.

    • @che3se1495
      @che3se1495 3 года назад +46

      @Panther Shadowstrike I'll bet that reason is some kids wanted their parents to buy them new shoes but they, "already had a pair."

    • @ghostisnotaghost8873
      @ghostisnotaghost8873 3 года назад +24

      @Panther Shadowstrike dude same. shoes and gloves. (the occasional sandwich)

    • @stannosaurus
      @stannosaurus 3 года назад +20

      @Panther Shadowstrike Ours was filled with winter coats and jackets. Some kids clearly went home cold.

  • @Enraged.
    @Enraged. 4 года назад +4325

    “Let me be frank,”
    No. You can only be Jarvis.

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 4 года назад +327

      Now let me be clear
      *slowly fades out*

    • @Visceralx1
      @Visceralx1 4 года назад +48

      Allow me to be frank, jojo

    • @kibbletibbleyt
      @kibbletibbleyt 4 года назад +7

      oh shid is that matt doe

    • @ilovecorpseparty8930
      @ilovecorpseparty8930 4 года назад +10

      Enraged Human I want to be steve

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 4 года назад +68

      "Let me be real with you for a sec-"
      _"No Peter, you're just a figment of my imagination. The accident was 6 months ago. I've finally learnt to accept that you're gone. Get out of here."_

  • @yvvonevon7834
    @yvvonevon7834 4 года назад +13361

    The way Jarvis talks sounds like he begins his sentences without knowing how they would end but is surprisingly content with how it came out.

    • @non-corporealentity67
      @non-corporealentity67 4 года назад +642

      yes, i never noticed that but that’s exactly how he sounds

    • @Aculnai
      @Aculnai 4 года назад +261

      Ever since he’s got braces he’s sounded like that

    • @noragardner4072
      @noragardner4072 4 года назад +206

      I do that all the time. It doesn't end that well for me

    • @Eranrenrae
      @Eranrenrae 4 года назад +152

      That's an oddly specific way of describing the way I talk

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 4 года назад +24

      I love it

  • @jennysomething3666
    @jennysomething3666 4 года назад +18173

    Those comics is basically when I imagine myself winning a fake argument in the shower.

    • @peter-peterpumpkineater4982
      @peter-peterpumpkineater4982 4 года назад +812

      Oh yeah, when someone earlier that day did something to mildly inconvenience me and I'm just like "I should have done ... and I would have said ... and they'd answer stupidly and say ... and then I'd own them by saying ...!"

    • @skarr4485
      @skarr4485 4 года назад +156

      @@peter-peterpumpkineater4982 sorry bro but that explanation was unnecessary as we already know what they're talking about

    • @i-man872
      @i-man872 4 года назад +290

      @@skarr4485 ok.

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay 4 года назад +99

      Except that has a sense of joy with it

    • @marmar6_688
      @marmar6_688 4 года назад +10

      The likes are 666

  • @raysmith6731
    @raysmith6731 3 года назад +2404

    These comics are basically if Dhar Mann decided to go into literature

    • @lecherouslibrarian9924
      @lecherouslibrarian9924 3 года назад +26

      That's pretty accurate.

    • @ceroders103
      @ceroders103 3 года назад +64

      Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, and Dhar Mann

    • @numburger
      @numburger 3 года назад +49

      Mom made fun of a damn clown
      Instantly regretted it

    • @GoodKidmAAdLizard
      @GoodKidmAAdLizard Год назад +3

      dharmanneo and juliet

    • @ofentity
      @ofentity Год назад +2

      @@GoodKidmAAdLizard dharmanneo and jarvisette 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

  • @Watoosi13
    @Watoosi13 4 года назад +4133

    If you’re an adult working at an elementary school you should always have a second pair of shoes. Especially lower grades where literal shit can happen.

    • @Not._here..
      @Not._here.. 4 года назад +319

      My brother works at a daycare and one time he was putting a kid down and the kid slid against his leg and shit just smeared allllllll down his leg. BUT GOOD THING HE HAD A CHANGE OF PANTS!

    • @agitatedbeetle3068
      @agitatedbeetle3068 4 года назад +57

      @@amorettaslove Rabies

    • @alqualonde2998
      @alqualonde2998 4 года назад +175

      @@Not._here.. putting down a kid ... İ totally got it as the act of lowering a kid down...

    • @Wren796
      @Wren796 4 года назад +37

      @@alqualonde2998 TOTALLY same

    • @oscarhess1376
      @oscarhess1376 4 года назад +38

      One time in kindergarten I threw up on my teacher

  • @JTheCat
    @JTheCat 4 года назад +888

    Me when anything mildly inconvenient happens: "Dick clown didn't ask for this!"

    • @JTheCat
      @JTheCat 4 года назад +35

      13:00 for my own and anyone else's reference

    • @clarabailey9078
      @clarabailey9078 3 года назад +6

      heroes leave the time stamp

    • @DarkShadic9632
      @DarkShadic9632 3 года назад +2

      Richard Clown didn’t want this...

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 6 месяцев назад +1

      @DarkShadic9632 Robert Jester was not hoping for this!

    • @JTheCat
      @JTheCat 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@calowenby1654 tbh I still think about this quote but couldn't remember what video it was from. thank you

  • @dfbrethy2368
    @dfbrethy2368 4 года назад +4003

    Jarvis don’t put that beard on your face! It could be related to gangs or drugs like marijuana

  • @lellow19
    @lellow19 4 года назад +4884

    "Ride the velcro wall" sounds like a euphemism for something lol

  • @Renvi
    @Renvi 4 года назад +5633

    That Hawaii one is totally plausible though. Source: I was born and raised in Hawaii, and have worked in the tourism industry in Hawaii.
    I've met at least 2 dozen people who either, by conversing with them, realized they either 1. didn't know Hawaii is part of Ameica, 2. FORGOT Hawaii is part of America.
    Yes, we accept US dollars.
    Yes, we have wireless internet.
    No, you do not need your US passport to come here.
    No, we don't all know how to surf and do hula.
    Oh, no you’re right...yes, in fact we do communicate via coconut, how did you know!?
    And ok since you insist that you know better than me, a local, then I guess we do live in grass shacks. Sure.
    When people come to Hawaii, they just turn off their brains as soon as they land, I swear...

    • @James-fw5ew
      @James-fw5ew 4 года назад +29

      I needed my passport to get to Hawaii

    • @Renvi
      @Renvi 4 года назад +406

      James ok, person who either isn’t American, isn’t flying from America or doesn’t have proper identification besides a passport. Use that noggin, bro. Or do you turn off your brain when you’re commenting on RUclips, too?

    • @chris_chris_dav
      @chris_chris_dav 4 года назад +240

      @@James-fw5ew so you're probably not American if you need a passport

    • @chris_chris_dav
      @chris_chris_dav 4 года назад +148

      @@James-fw5ew well you wouldnt need a passport to get to Hawaii

    • @James-fw5ew
      @James-fw5ew 4 года назад +9

      @@chris_chris_dav do you not think Americans need passport to arrive on an international flight without any hassles?

  • @CinnamonPupper
    @CinnamonPupper 4 года назад +3189

    There is honestly people who think New Mexico is a part of Mexico.

  • @bruhdabones
    @bruhdabones 4 года назад +4563

    “This website is from... 2013”
    “Actually this story is from 2011”
    _narrator_ *he was not always right*

    • @i.a.nfamily5828
      @i.a.nfamily5828 4 года назад +66

      but he was not always wrong

    • @bruhdabones
      @bruhdabones 4 года назад +5

      Mini Bandit lol

    • @piranhasz427
      @piranhasz427 4 года назад +11

      This comment is so gold

    • @thewingeddeer9946
      @thewingeddeer9946 4 года назад +38

      Not trying to nitpick man, but the chunk you removed from the first quote is kinda important. He said "at least', implying that he was unsure and could confirm a year that it was operating but not the year it was made. Funny joke, though.

    • @hamimseam2591
      @hamimseam2591 4 года назад +1

      uso de aru

  • @ashtheintroverted7204
    @ashtheintroverted7204 4 года назад +1882

    Him calling racism, sexism, and homophobia the trifecta was the highlight of the video for me lmfao

    • @wrenmackenzie-fraser8656
      @wrenmackenzie-fraser8656 3 года назад +127

      But they were all of them deceived, for another predigest was made.....Transphobia

    • @karlovisttimes8271
      @karlovisttimes8271 3 года назад +76

      @@wrenmackenzie-fraser8656 its in the centre

    • @gwencere9383
      @gwencere9383 3 года назад +43

      @@karlovisttimes8271 Honestly? You're onto something there

    • @JKJK-xf9ou
      @JKJK-xf9ou 3 года назад +4

      The three Ts of shared stupidity, Twitter, tiktok and tumblr

  • @insidejokesandeggyolks2624
    @insidejokesandeggyolks2624 4 года назад +1888

    The name “not always right” comes from the phrase “the customer is always right”, which is why a lot of the stories are about complaining about customers.

    • @yellobanana6456
      @yellobanana6456 2 года назад +5

      Ok.

    • @danila.5181
      @danila.5181 2 года назад +6

      Ohhhh

    • @violetneonfox
      @violetneonfox Год назад +34

      ya originally the site was specifically for venting about dealing with shitty customers, it's been around for a long ass time lol

    • @0.-.0
      @0.-.0 Год назад +3

      I can't believe Jarvis didn't know this tbh

  • @introvertedgal2427
    @introvertedgal2427 4 года назад +4749

    Honestly, I've seen someone post about someone's"weed flag" saying, 'we get it, you smoke weed.' PLOT TWIST: It was a Canadian flag. So yeah, people can be that stupid.

    • @fionatastic0.070
      @fionatastic0.070 4 года назад +186

      Your point still stands but I think that one was a joke

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 4 года назад +86

      its funny because theres actually a place with a weed flag

    • @moved.6963
      @moved.6963 4 года назад +97

      Canadians are too nice to have a weed flag

    • @-brianflix-6292
      @-brianflix-6292 4 года назад +14

      Frittelle except for that THEY DO, IT’S WEEEEED!! A

    • @amtrakfan9125
      @amtrakfan9125 4 года назад +15

      @@FiSH-iSH Yes, it is Kanepi, Estonia

  • @AlbertFingernoodle959
    @AlbertFingernoodle959 4 года назад +3258

    This is just r/entitledparents but comics

    • @RoseRose-fc1sr
      @RoseRose-fc1sr 4 года назад +200

      r/entitledparents but all the bad stories worse

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus 4 года назад +163

      and somehow even more fake.

    • @camelliahyacinth5926
      @camelliahyacinth5926 4 года назад +55

      This is just Reddit period

    • @bruhdabones
      @bruhdabones 4 года назад +50

      Coolio Julio combined with ActuallyHappened

    • @SharkyPlaysGames
      @SharkyPlaysGames 4 года назад +46

      The actual website isnt this bad, I've been reading it for years and most of the posts are plausible and sort of entertaining. The comics, not so much.

  • @Moonorchidwolf
    @Moonorchidwolf 3 года назад +453

    I used to browse Not Always Right occasionally and even posted once; let me tell you, the editors really love to change your story. They seem to add in these "everyone clapped" moments or inflammatory details that will get the story more attention. It makes the stories more interesting I suppose, but I would rather the unedited versions.
    Every now and again you see the authors complaining about the changes in the comments. It's wild.

  • @mrge1287
    @mrge1287 4 года назад +7598

    Me: is about to put some food in my mouth
    Jarvis: It cOuld Be A GUn!!!!
    me: *looking down at the half-eaten gun in my hands*

    • @nope-ve9ks
      @nope-ve9ks 4 года назад +205

      Ou shti

    • @echannel6162
      @echannel6162 4 года назад +329

      Be careful during lunchtime kiddos

    • @RoseDraws300
      @RoseDraws300 4 года назад +360

      Every fucking time

    • @Hollyclown
      @Hollyclown 4 года назад +158

      That needs to be a movie plot twist.

    • @michaelm8852
      @michaelm8852 4 года назад +76

      Jill Valentine: "What is that? I think it's a gun."
      Another You-Tube: "You think it's a gun? Looks like a gun. It might be a gun!"
      Meanwhile...
      ASDFMovie: *Eats gun*

  • @emmanuel8538
    @emmanuel8538 4 года назад +4716

    Web comics are like the comedians on vine. Some are funny, some are annoying and some are just fake

  • @sarahabc4557
    @sarahabc4557 4 года назад +2038

    Tbh, I asked one of my American friend if she travelled outside the US and she said “yes, I went to Hawaii for my honeymoon” so Yeah

    • @SD_FANZ209
      @SD_FANZ209 4 года назад +23

      🤣...

    • @ashleyh836
      @ashleyh836 4 года назад +155

      I guess you Could argue that Hawaii is outside mainland US buuuut...still...

    • @krystalb661
      @krystalb661 4 года назад +28

      SandyScissors98 some people don’t consider Hawaii and Alaska to be US states because of a bunch of factors, that may have been what they meant

    • @Adelaide938
      @Adelaide938 4 года назад +157

      Krystal B what factors? How is this up for debate? It’s on state maps, but hey have stars on the flag, they get to vote. It’s not something you can agree or disagree with. They are part of the US. That’s just a fact.

    • @krystalb661
      @krystalb661 4 года назад +54

      Tori Miguel they accept that it’s a state but don’t believe it should be. It’s not like they don’t know that it isn’t, it’s just that they don’t believe it should be. Firstly, Hawaii was its own independent nation and many argue that because of military occupations it still should be. And secondly, many people disagree with the actions that led Hawaii to be annexed by the US. John Green is actually one of the people who deny the legality of Hawaii being a state. As for Alaska, this tends to be more of forgetfulness because Alaska is so separated and US culture/society doesn’t affect them as heavily. This is why you’ll see people say “Hawaiians and Alaskans” rather than American sometimes.

  • @almondcatlady1342
    @almondcatlady1342 4 года назад +2601

    “Caught red handed”
    No, no, no Jarvis
    Caught dolphin backed

  • @mamamommy42
    @mamamommy42 4 года назад +962

    I can't stop laughing at the matched pair of inflections for "oh, a racist" and "ah, a sexist!"

  • @buggsy6967
    @buggsy6967 4 года назад +2730

    As someone who worked in retail, I firmly believe that some people are actually this stupid. Yes, these sound ridiculous. But these kind of situations actually do happen

    • @vajytte
      @vajytte 4 года назад +29

      damn,,i feel bad for u😔😔

    • @nedjustned6796
      @nedjustned6796 4 года назад +6

      harumaki your name!!! I know that :0000

    • @vajytte
      @vajytte 4 года назад +11

      @@nedjustned6796 as in the food or as in the character ?

    • @alienareaftytwo3278
      @alienareaftytwo3278 4 года назад +108

      I've had a customer that told me fish don't have bones and whether ours had thorns or not then proceeded to show a fish skeleton, so yes a some of these are plausible to me.

    • @AmyStrobovski
      @AmyStrobovski 4 года назад +10

      @@vajytte *insert Kaito saying Makiroll here*

  • @dorotheabell9155
    @dorotheabell9155 4 года назад +391

    As someone who lives in new mexico, I absolutely believe the Hawaii story, I've had people visit and legit think they were in mexico, some people are just that stupid

    • @rorrim0
      @rorrim0 4 года назад +20

      Is there much significant difference between new Mexico and Mexico when it comes to landscape? Or did they not see one American flag going through New Mexico?

    • @levhdv2117
      @levhdv2117 4 года назад +49

      rorrim0 they would have had to cross the border requiring them to show papers and possibly be searched

    • @rorrim0
      @rorrim0 4 года назад +1

      @@levhdv2117 Never traveled through air, I assume they always do that.

    • @ActuallyRocatex
      @ActuallyRocatex 4 года назад

      rorrim0 northern Mexico looks pretty close to Mose parts of new mexico

    • @itslaurelynn
      @itslaurelynn 4 года назад +59

      As someone who worked in the hospitality industry in Hawaii, I can confirm there are people who don't know Hawaii is part of the US.

  • @caCOOLdemon
    @caCOOLdemon 3 года назад +182

    To be honest, when I worked at tech support all of my female co-workers had the "transfer me to a tech support" at least once a day while it only happened with me once in 2 years, and there were actually some cases of people (not only men, but the majority was men) asked to be transfered to a male tech support.

  • @stebyy
    @stebyy 4 года назад +4666

    what child over the age of 5 doesn’t know what a tattoo is ? like did all these kids never get any temporary tattoos or have parents with tattoos ?

    • @hannahfanning9585
      @hannahfanning9585 4 года назад +332

      Apparently every single child that went to the school that woman worked as was mormon

    • @hannahb2306
      @hannahb2306 4 года назад +420

      I have a fairly prominent tattoo on my arm and no children have ever commented on it except to say “oh, cool” and carried on with their lives, no kid who’s been raised outside a bubble is going to be shocked by a tattoo

    • @daisydupe8971
      @daisydupe8971 4 года назад +32

      My aunt always hid hers but I knew what it was 😑

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 4 года назад +115

      Helicopter parents, Rapunzel children.

    • @shashachuu
      @shashachuu 4 года назад +120

      Both of my parents have tattoos and my dad has A LOT of them. It's also a big part of our culture, most of the men in my family have them and the older women too. There's nothing shocking or weird about people with tattoos. They're just like everyone else but they carry pieces of art on their bodies that often hold dear meaning to that person. Tattoos tell great stories and shouldn't be looked down upon. Also sorry if anything seems a bit off i'm still learning english!

  • @cambiata
    @cambiata 4 года назад +1191

    When people criticize these stories for being a little too congratulatory to the writers, I get that and agree. But then people are like, "no one would be THAT stupid!" and that's how I know the people who have never worked the service industry. Sorry man, people 100% are that stupid, pretty much constantly if you work for the public. (thank God I don't work with the public anymore)

    • @funni_noises
      @funni_noises 4 года назад +40

      Yeah there are like 7 billion people there’s bound to be people this stupid or even more stupid then this

    • @funni_noises
      @funni_noises 4 года назад +27

      People don’t have common sense that’s the problem

    • @Windja69
      @Windja69 4 года назад +12

      Well not constantly but it’s totally understandable that some people have about 1 brain cell

    • @michealtaormina1561
      @michealtaormina1561 4 года назад +2

      yeah but thats like saying that all of this group of people are bad

    • @weaselly7650
      @weaselly7650 4 года назад +27

      Can confirm. I don't even work in the service industry, but I live in a national park where tourists constantly come through. So often have I had to answer stupid questions. No, a town of 200 people doesn't have a grocery store. No, we don't have an oil change place either (well, we do; our own garages).
      People are so stupid.

  • @kaikai52720
    @kaikai52720 4 года назад +2253

    For the Hawaii story, coming from someone who lives in Hawaii -you’d be surprised how stupid some people are. I can definitely see this happening.

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991
      @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 4 года назад +84

      Same. Well, I don’t live in Hawaii, but I’ve been and man there are some dumb families.

    • @lolimsooedgy7809
      @lolimsooedgy7809 4 года назад +5

      @@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 what do you mean by dumb fammilies

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991
      @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 4 года назад +45

      anime Lover Just really dumb families who forget that Hawaii is in America, they speak English, and... you know everything that American states have in common with other states.

    • @lolimsooedgy7809
      @lolimsooedgy7809 4 года назад +12

      @@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 tbh hoest i didnt really knwe hawaii was a state a thought it was an island im from philippines btw

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991
      @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 4 года назад +35

      anime Lover Well then, good for you. And, considering the amount of spelling and grammatical errors I’m going to end this here.

  • @natlrd695
    @natlrd695 3 года назад +475

    The homophobic is so plausible. reminds me of the call I had a literally a week ago at the store I work at. We have different departments but for the most part we answer anything. I answer and the man asks for “the guitar guy”. I told him we don’t have anyone in specifically for guitars and said something along the lines of “but I could be your guitar guy, how can I help you?” For some reason that set him on a weird transphobic/sexist rant saying I couldn’t be a guitar guy and I sound like a woman and how he is tired of women wanting to be men and vice versa. I put him on hold and called my boss over because he was closest to me and said “some douche on line 1 for you” and walked away. All that for the word “guy”

    • @pieflower6419
      @pieflower6419 2 года назад +110

      And they call us snowflakes...

    • @saspitite
      @saspitite Год назад +67

      @@pieflower6419 exactly, like how are these people gonna call us sensitive when they have meltdowns every time they even THINK about a trans person??

    • @SoireePoisson
      @SoireePoisson 3 месяца назад

      ​@@saspititeJesus Christ can't you understand that he most likely meant he can't stand women doing something he deems masculine AKA misogyny

  • @connoromalley4004
    @connoromalley4004 4 года назад +589

    Jarvis is watching this like he was never blindfolded and dropped into hawaii.

    • @michaelmorgan9033
      @michaelmorgan9033 4 года назад +42

      it happens to the best of us

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 4 года назад +16

      Y'all need to have a talk?

    • @AnomalousMats
      @AnomalousMats 4 года назад +32

      I was so scared when it happened to me because I only had American money at the time.

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 4 года назад +9

      Anomalous this really caught me off guard 😂😂

    • @BrokenDollyBoy
      @BrokenDollyBoy 4 года назад +19

      I was worried I wouldn't get home but luckily a lot of people spoke English

  • @emmarussell8298
    @emmarussell8298 4 года назад +2444

    I’m still earlier than Doofenshmirtz’s parents to his own birth

  • @melpomegranate
    @melpomegranate 4 года назад +5619

    I've literally had the "You can't be tech support, you're a woman" conversation before. There are unfortunately people like that.

    • @alexanderjones84
      @alexanderjones84 4 года назад +71

      Bro you shoudl watch famly guy funne monemt 5!!! Its so epic partyrockers!!!

    • @AllyGatorAnimator
      @AllyGatorAnimator 4 года назад +405

      It's one of the few fields where it's so blatant and shrugged off too. I guess because people have that stereotypical tech support image so ingrained into their mind (even some people within the field have that view too, though I don't know how common that is).
      While it only happened to me maybe once or twice (I worked in a company where everybody knew who I was and was lovely, it was usually visitors or outside callers who would be like this), I have stories like this from my buddies and the few times it did happen to me were almost cartoonish (such as when somebody asked me when tech support was coming...when I'd announced that I was there and was half-way through repairing the computer; that was a good one).

    • @doodledevore4374
      @doodledevore4374 4 года назад +6

      @@AllyGatorAnimator Huh.

    • @anneliesew4853
      @anneliesew4853 4 года назад +145

      Anyone that’s sexist in any way is basically just a colossal dumbass 😂

    • @AngelaMihai
      @AngelaMihai 4 года назад +8

      Yes.. me too :|

  • @TillLoveCeases
    @TillLoveCeases 4 года назад +702

    Funny thing about the sexist one...actually happened to me at my first job at a chain-style gym. I was fairly new so I could only answer basic questions so far. This guy calls and I pick up the phone (and I honestly can't remember what he was asking for) but I knew I couldn't answer his question so I told him to wait on hold while I got my supervisor (a fellow woman) and he refused to speak to her... just straight up told her that he was done talking to women and wanted to speak to a man. So we proceeded to get the only man at the front office to take this call and give the guy the EXACT same answer my supervisor already gave. So...it's possible
    Fun side note: guy would have been out of luck if he had called a week earlier, the guy he spoke with was our new boss in training and had just started....our old boss was female

  • @太陽と月-k8x
    @太陽と月-k8x 4 года назад +409

    The whole gang marijuana thing reminded me of when I was messing around with pencils and somebody asked what I was doing and I said “These are gang pencils respect the drip” and the teacher made me sit out for the rest of the time because I was “Talking about gang activities”

    • @daisyrk1387
      @daisyrk1387 4 года назад +28

      Honestly I have a teacher at school and I could see this happening with her

    • @Rainbowthewindsage
      @Rainbowthewindsage 3 года назад +64

      My school considered the peace sign a gang sign so....

    • @autumnox2174
      @autumnox2174 3 года назад +44

      Deadass one of my teachers back in middle school yelled at a girl for wearing a headband because it's 'affiliated with gang symbols'

    • @pleasesendhelpk413
      @pleasesendhelpk413 3 года назад +32

      Rainbow the wind sage the principal at my school got a kid in trouble for saying "hey hommes" because he thought it was gay gang speak

    • @yejiluvrr
      @yejiluvrr 2 года назад +11

      @@Rainbowthewindsage so you can’t be bi???

  • @MissTsuniko
    @MissTsuniko 4 года назад +451

    “Should I bleep “porn”?” *gets no ads on the video* I think that’s a yes

    • @anneliesew4853
      @anneliesew4853 4 года назад +21

      Jarvis is just trying his best 🤷‍♀️

  • @iainronald4217
    @iainronald4217 2 года назад +71

    I've had a lot of weird/bad customers in my life, mostly in small towns, but there's one story that stands out. I was working at Walmart putting out picks when this thin older white lady with glasses came up to me. She wanted to know where the plain Ruffle chips were, so I took her to the place where all of the Pepsico-owned chips sat. She stated that she needed 1 normal sized bag of plain Ruffles. We had regular sized bags of the bacon & ranch flavour, a dill pickle one, and buffalo wings, but no plain Ruffles.
    Always trying to turn no's into maybes, I pointed out the 6 pack of snack-sized bags of regular Ruffles, she was not having it. That's when out of the corner of my eyes I spotted a party size bag; That was a bag that was 1.5x the size of a normal bag. I picked it up and said, "Here's something!" I thought I'd found the perfect substitution, I was getting ready to pat myself on the back then, the woman clutched her purse in a sort of self-hug, she angrily exhaled and squeaked "I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BUY THAT! I'm not having a party!" I calmly said "No, no, it's not exclusively for parties, it's just 1.5 times the size of a normal bag...." and she stormed off, assuring me that my manager will hear about this.
    What did this woman think would happen? Are the secret police gonna knock down her door and demand proof that she's having a party?

  • @HannerBananer28
    @HannerBananer28 4 года назад +683

    “People that don’t exist” oh I’m sure that they do exist somewhere out there...I’ve dealt with some seriously incompetent people

    • @BrokenDollyBoy
      @BrokenDollyBoy 4 года назад +42

      Same, my dad used to work tech support from home on Sunday and I remember hearing one dude asking
      "I'm taking a test and just finished a question, this tab popped up and I don't know whether to press proceed or exit"
      It was always fun listening to these people.

    • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
      @MyRegardsToTheDodo 4 года назад +3

      @@BrokenDollyBoy It's always funny when you get the "our IT tried this for hours and it doesn't work, must be your fault" conversation, then connect to their desktop and have it sorted out in five minutes.

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen 4 года назад +575

    The tech support lady was talking to the CEO of sexism.

    • @samtheman123
      @samtheman123 4 года назад +13

      The CEO of hillbillies

    • @anneliesew4853
      @anneliesew4853 4 года назад +11

      Careful now. I know plenty of hillbillies. And none of them are sexist. But that guy is indeed a hillbilly

    • @mooplex4466
      @mooplex4466 4 года назад +3

      Naud van Dalen The Co-ceo of racism was shot to death yesterday

    • @giornogiovanna2008
      @giornogiovanna2008 4 года назад +2

      @@mooplex4466 ?

  • @cowgrll
    @cowgrll 4 года назад +273

    me: * posts one photo on ig *
    the bots in my dm’s: I am a teenage Chinese male, but was born and raised in Dundee, Scotland.

  • @sambulleit6191
    @sambulleit6191 3 года назад +116

    Ngl "can you move the satellite" sounds exactly like a question I'd get from one of my customers when I worked in tech retail. As does a dude freaking out over the term "male-to-male". You'd be very surprised.

    • @leelubell9080
      @leelubell9080 Год назад +4

      Reminds me of when I worked at a beach and people would ask me to make the sand cooler

  • @gogglespisano24
    @gogglespisano24 4 года назад +139

    When I worked at a bank, I cannot tell you how many times I heard "I want to talk to a man, sweetie". And the funny thing is, our department was staffed by all women, save for 1 guy who worked part time in the file room.

    • @daftoptimist
      @daftoptimist 4 года назад +15

      gogglespisano24 Home furnishings for four years, and at least once in those four years I’ve been asked to put a man on the phone. I didn’t own the guy or put him in his place, it was just an awkward, anxious, awful forty-five minute phone call.

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 4 года назад +26

      I’ve never exactly heard that myself, but I’ve had it strongly implied that I wasn’t competent enough to do my job at a work/gardening supply store, as some customers would look for or chose a guy cashier for help instead of me. Jokes on them, those guys were just as dumb as me.
      I’ve also had multiple people (men and women) request or demand that I not lift things or help with anything physical, instead telling me to get a “strong boy” instead. Like... it’s 30 pounds, I think I can handle it, and the guys are all busy, I’m not going to hassle them.

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 года назад +1

      makes me really disappointed these people exist

  • @gamingguru2k6
    @gamingguru2k6 4 года назад +427

    "Can I touch it?"
    "Sure, it just feels like skin."
    "FBI, OPEN UP!!!!"

    • @xx_ratfucker321_xx2
      @xx_ratfucker321_xx2 4 года назад +13

      NO CONTEXT SOUNDS LIKE RAPE

    • @TheNoobler
      @TheNoobler 3 года назад +8

      @@xx_ratfucker321_xx2 Your allegations are fake because you're an IMPOSTER. Don't think you can fool the LAW buddy.
      (Lol, there were literally no allegations but I just wanted to joke about you being an imposter, good day.)

  • @redy_4863
    @redy_4863 4 года назад +1616

    Lots kids are playing Fortnite and hopping on velcro walls during quarantine.

  • @angiel516
    @angiel516 4 года назад +328

    I remember reading that exact “ivy tattoo” transcript on ifunny back in 2012 lmao

  • @PrudencePours
    @PrudencePours 4 года назад +2763

    *me taking a huge bite of noodles*
    Jarvis: “DONT... put that food in your mouth”
    me: 👁👄👁

  • @jaded6530
    @jaded6530 4 года назад +494

    The “I need to talk to a man” actually happened to my mum! She was the manager and the only man high up was CEO

    • @elisabethtuuling-askforema1940
      @elisabethtuuling-askforema1940 4 года назад +7

      What happened?

    • @daisy9858
      @daisy9858 4 года назад +72

      Jade D that happened to my mom too, the ceo of the company was the next employee above her and she was always getting asked to speak to him rather than her because she was a woman. Luckily her boss would always just hit them with “well what did she say? Ok, then that’s what you’re doing”

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 4 года назад +19

      "actually happened" huh? 😅
      Jk it's not really unbelievable

    • @sregmi2695
      @sregmi2695 4 года назад +1

      Definitely not dead inside. They meant to say man

    • @likestriangles
      @likestriangles 4 года назад

      @Definitely not dead inside. They just meant that the customer didn't want to speak to their mum because she was a woman, and instead wanted speak to someone with less authority just because they were a man.

  • @Kgw.tattoo
    @Kgw.tattoo 4 года назад +2636

    The comics are cringey, but as someone who has worked in service for many years, I believe every single one of these narratives. In no way do they even feel far fetched to me.

    • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
      @MyRegardsToTheDodo 4 года назад +171

      I haven't even worked in service for years (less than a year, actually), and had probably most of these conversations. And yes, that includes the first one about the Internet.

    • @vetreas366
      @vetreas366 4 года назад +132

      Had a dude calling in because he "didn't have Internet anymore" - spent half an hour troubleshooting before I came to understand that he'd accidentally deleted the Internet Explorer icon from the desktop. Admittedly he was a pretty old dude but it has been the one time in my life I had that conversation so, yeah, none of these scenarios are that outlandish. These people exist and they are among us...

    • @hystericalAnarchy
      @hystericalAnarchy 4 года назад +78

      Yeah 100%! I’m from a small town and we have a large right-wing Population, and I used to work in the electronics department at Walmart which included the photo center. And of course we would have stock Walmart photos of families and people for examples and an old white lady literally almost called my manager on me because there was a black family in a calendar photo!!!!! I laugh about it now but I’m the moment I wanted to scream

    • @cassidy8307
      @cassidy8307 4 года назад +11

      Even the one where the worker hooked up a dvd player that had a porno disc in it?

    • @xafilmbyx
      @xafilmbyx 4 года назад +21

      McCree who knows. A cashier tried to force my parents to buy porn at the convenience store so anything can happen.

  • @wendywebber6137
    @wendywebber6137 2 года назад +32

    As someone from New Mexico, the Hawaii one is totally plausible. I've been told that I speak English really well for a Mexican, asked if I had a green card, and had internet orders cancelled because "we don't ship internationally." And this is a pretty common experience. New Mexico magazine has a regular feature called "One of our 50 is Missing" about this. Some Americans really don't know that much about their country.

  • @Nyktophobiac
    @Nyktophobiac 4 года назад +4475

    I absolutely hate the facial expressions in these

    • @r0b0b0t8
      @r0b0b0t8 4 года назад +343

      It's like 🥺 🥴 and 😀 combined

    • @yolkyostritch1692
      @yolkyostritch1692 4 года назад +333

      👁💋👁

    • @KillaSardinez5656
      @KillaSardinez5656 4 года назад +104

      @@yolkyostritch1692 why is this so funny

    • @dakuten7883
      @dakuten7883 4 года назад +84

      They could've at least splashed some quality comedy in to try to match those dramatic facial expressions

    • @saradrawsstuff
      @saradrawsstuff 4 года назад +6

      SAAAAME

  • @wooldamenace
    @wooldamenace 4 года назад +1656

    Not always right sounds like a Facebook mom group complaining about their kids.

    • @legolover6619
      @legolover6619 4 года назад +1

      Gee moms caring about their kids. So horrible

    • @geckoszn
      @geckoszn 4 года назад +12

      It sounds like an anti vax group
      “Vaccines ain’t always right!”
      “Ma’am this is a Wendy’s”

    • @Sylrrha
      @Sylrrha 4 года назад +11

      It was a play on "the customer is always right". And mostly written by teen-twenty year old people in customer service.

    • @themandalorian9511
      @themandalorian9511 4 года назад +3

      Lego Lover Ehh, a lot of moms just parent the wrong way

    • @chloes703
      @chloes703 4 года назад

      I was your one thousandth like

  • @persom7824
    @persom7824 4 года назад +653

    Is that a flower on your shirt? That could be a drug!

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 4 года назад +8

      Friendly.

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 4 года назад +10

      Mushroom.

    • @persom7824
      @persom7824 4 года назад +19

      Is that a mushroom on your shirt? It could be friendly!

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 4 года назад +6

      @@persom7824 oh my that was quick, lol.
      There's Two Friendly Mushrooms that I know of, and one of them is actually in a shirt.

    • @persom7824
      @persom7824 4 года назад +4

      Slug Repair Shop I need a friendly mushroom shirt

  • @Pikaton659
    @Pikaton659 4 года назад +390

    I mean, no ramen is ever complete without a gun.

    • @bitnewt
      @bitnewt 4 года назад +13

      Words to die by.

    • @rinpaisys
      @rinpaisys 4 года назад +18

      I see you also like assassination classroom

    • @hahasucker1434
      @hahasucker1434 4 года назад

      I see we have similar tastes

    • @nottoflex653
      @nottoflex653 4 года назад

      Sodium and gunpowder

    • @jbkesselman
      @jbkesselman 4 года назад +2

      Banana gun

  • @maygreen5653
    @maygreen5653 4 года назад +1236

    “Don’t put that food in your mouth, it could be a gun”
    *jojo’s bizarre adventure intensifies*

  • @Davgo02
    @Davgo02 4 года назад +1163

    Don’t worry Jarvis, Hamilton is historical fiction, so you’re good.

    • @junobuggieee
      @junobuggieee 4 года назад +9

      Davgo02 it’s based off of true events

    • @EddieSMiles1
      @EddieSMiles1 4 года назад +111

      @@junobuggieee thus the term, "historical fiction"

    • @LuxuriousLofton9
      @LuxuriousLofton9 4 года назад +58

      @@junobuggieee That's...what historical fiction is..

    • @lelbirdzzishyfish603
      @lelbirdzzishyfish603 4 года назад +83

      As a Hamilton fan it annoys me when people act as if it’s historically accurate. It is to some extent but it isn’t supposed to be perfect.

    • @chada4806
      @chada4806 4 года назад +40

      Okay sooooooo.... (warning i drag on)
      After watching Lin Manuel Miranda's interview with the collegeboard (for APUSH review) I was genuinely surprised to see how much effort he put into preserving the historical accuracy, while also being forced to summarize 40 years of history in around 2 hours. Pretty much, Lin admitte that he took a few of creative/dramatic liberties but many of them seem to be an interpenetration of real events that have either no or no unbiased source.
      Also (iirc) historical fiction is when you have a fictionalized story take place in a non-fiction setting. For example, All Quiet on the Western Front is historical fiction (even though many parts of the book are based on Remarque's experiences) because the characters didn't exist. However, Hamilton can't really be considered a historical fiction because the characters in Hamilton, DID exist. Personally, I think of it as a more biographical piece of entertainment. Yes, dramatic liberties are taken but no, it isn't ENTIRELY inaccurate and can be an actual good place to develop an interest in history.
      ps. I'm not in APUSH yet, (I'm in AP euro) but I watched the interview because I am genuinely interested in theater and US history (why I'm taking APUSH next year) Sorry for the long-winded comment lmao. :p

  • @ronwerks
    @ronwerks 3 года назад +75

    "How do people not know Hawaii's a state"
    2008 era Obama birtherists: Am I a joke to you?

  • @uncompetenttv9973
    @uncompetenttv9973 4 года назад +828

    "Most of these stories are about customer." Basically all of them are. Not Always Right is a parody of "The customer is always right" but yeah, at least half the stories are very self congratulatory.

    • @evabloom702
      @evabloom702 4 года назад +15

      Yeah haha haven't thought about that website in years

    • @theGhostWolfe
      @theGhostWolfe 4 года назад

      They also have spin off sites for family, relationships, and so on.

    • @sexybunnyxox
      @sexybunnyxox 4 года назад +5

      I used to be obsessed with the website years ago and some of stories got so stupid. I still remember this one story where a girl was like “I worked at a book store and told off this bimbo who didn’t know who Harry Potter was! A hot guy with muscles told me how cool that was and he thought me looking like one of characters was sexy. Now he’s my husband!” Sure.

    • @thesensur6214
      @thesensur6214 4 года назад

      666 likes

    • @kayzager4631
      @kayzager4631 4 года назад

      @Bunny Yeah, they do have stories like that, but if you haven't read the epic of the Trash Room from that site, you are missing out. Really, just google "not always right trash room" and give it a read.

  • @katlusamv2436
    @katlusamv2436 4 года назад +379

    Me putting a jerky stick in my month.
    Jarvis "its a gun,"
    Me "oh no, not again,"

  • @missylang6705
    @missylang6705 4 года назад +284

    the whole guy asking to talk to a man for his internet problem i've actually had something similar lol just put them back in queue for like an hour

    • @ha-kf3rd
      @ha-kf3rd 4 года назад

      LOL I WANNA DO THAT TII

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 4 года назад +3

      I can easily imagine that, but yeah we'd rather believe people like that don't exist

  • @slushiie9674
    @slushiie9674 3 года назад +110

    "some of my favorite stories are fictional stories, like, uh,,, hamilton,"
    *who's gonna tell him*

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 3 года назад +20

      I'm pretty sure most of the musical isn't realistic at all tho

    • @lecherouslibrarian9924
      @lecherouslibrarian9924 3 года назад +9

      @@royalblanket It's realistic, the timing is off but overall it's pretty realistic.

    • @yourfavoritetransgender
      @yourfavoritetransgender 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@royalblanketno, all of those musical numbers actually happened. Trust me, I was there

  • @OsmSkylandersCheats
    @OsmSkylandersCheats 4 года назад +704

    I think the name “not always right” comes from the phrase “the customer is always right” and the stories are mostly complaining about customers

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 года назад +53

      They’re not mostly, they’re exclusively. That is indeed the whole point of the website. They have other sections for different contexts, but those have different names.

    • @user-wk6tp1og3l
      @user-wk6tp1og3l 4 года назад +5

      :o you made a inference
      i can never come up with a good comment lol

    • @user-wk6tp1og3l
      @user-wk6tp1og3l 4 года назад +19

      @@DeathnoteBB the customers arent always right
      THE MONEY IS - Mr Krabs

    • @iamathousandapples
      @iamathousandapples 4 года назад +1

      I remember this blog from the late 2000s. definitely read it back in the day

    • @davitdavid7165
      @davitdavid7165 4 года назад +2

      How did i not figure this out?

  • @BradenPillay
    @BradenPillay 4 года назад +329

    You know, no lie, this is honestly how people are and this is what happens to us in retail. I've been in retail for 5 years. Whether you're sales, support or management, you deal with dumb people like this every single day. So yes, from a writing perspective these look bad, but the content is super accurate.

  • @maxiacavazzi7632
    @maxiacavazzi7632 4 года назад +619

    i know these stories have been ~embellished~ but as a person who works in retail, I think Jarvis underestimates the pure stupidity of the general public.

    • @hadassehp443
      @hadassehp443 2 года назад

      Yeah, Jarvis, hon, I don't think you realize how dumb the general population is :)

    • @keelinmacken9552
      @keelinmacken9552 2 года назад +30

      I know this is so old but yeah. The more people I interact with the stupider I realize they can be.

    • @fernandaalarcon5474
      @fernandaalarcon5474 2 года назад +1

      TRUE

    • @aridiya7982
      @aridiya7982 2 года назад +1

      O

    • @Dontstopbelievingman
      @Dontstopbelievingman 2 года назад +6

      I've been both the tech support and the idiot. Why is it easier to figure out other people's problems than your own?

  • @ShockedLogic
    @ShockedLogic 3 года назад +76

    "That'll be $20"
    "Do you take American money?"
    I know that several other countries also call their currency dollars, but this interaction is just so dumb.

  • @kaitlynkelble7549
    @kaitlynkelble7549 4 года назад +415

    “Cause who is getting a DVD player serviced in 2020?”
    No one because all of the stored are shut down

  • @inanimate.5465
    @inanimate.5465 4 года назад +300

    Why is Jarvis talking like he’s on gun point
    Edit: Wait wtf idek this comment existed

    • @stn6408
      @stn6408 4 года назад +29

      Because he is

    • @annulizbeth
      @annulizbeth 4 года назад +62

      The 5 minute crafts people are breaking his door open while he was editing this video.

    • @bluemoonwolf644
      @bluemoonwolf644 4 года назад +36

      Don’t say that It could be a gang symbol

    • @HyLion
      @HyLion 4 года назад +27

      Because he put some food in his mouth, and he's scared because it could be a gun

    • @iguessmynamesriya7658
      @iguessmynamesriya7658 4 года назад +12

      He ate gang sign food

  • @user-hj9kc5xp1c
    @user-hj9kc5xp1c 4 года назад +843

    I'm sorry to dissapoint you, my teacher put the dvd in upside down because 'the other side was too scratched-' yes, she was serious--

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT 4 года назад +35

      I don't think that's how CDs work.

    • @user-hj9kc5xp1c
      @user-hj9kc5xp1c 4 года назад +61

      @@DCNRS90YT we all did my dear, we all did,, but that didn't stop her

    • @generalsubs1359
      @generalsubs1359 4 года назад +20

      You went to an American school didn't you?

    • @lauriestrode8522
      @lauriestrode8522 4 года назад +12

      She just had that extra brain cell that day

  • @1123-n9f
    @1123-n9f 3 года назад +37

    “I have the local accent and cultural awareness” sounds like it could have been lifted directly from a cover letter I wrote for a firm in a different country when I was a freshman in college

  • @redy_4863
    @redy_4863 4 года назад +330

    Jarvis, I can totally relate. Whenever I try to cut my quarantine beard, it whips out the glock!
    Help me!

    • @jayhoen
      @jayhoen 4 года назад +36

      mine whips out a cock, I think something is wrong with mine

    • @echannel6162
      @echannel6162 4 года назад +12

      Maybe what you ate got stuck in your beard. Jarvis did say it could be dangerous

    • @passione2937
      @passione2937 4 года назад +1

      @@jayhoen can u use Bites Za Dusto so that u can go back in time and rethink your comment

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 4 года назад +1

      Redy Plays
      Your pfp is very very nice

  • @TYCOIX
    @TYCOIX 4 года назад +472

    "Fellas is it gay to listen to music"
    Jarvis, seconds later: RayCon ad, commonly used to hearing sounds/musics
    Jarvis gay confirmt

    • @jacobhinchliffe6659
      @jacobhinchliffe6659 4 года назад +10

      Thank you Nuke Moose

    • @anneliesew4853
      @anneliesew4853 4 года назад +9

      *gasp* you’ve solved the mysteries of the universe 😱

    • @smolsnom
      @smolsnom 4 года назад +13

      Me: *LISTENS TO A L L T H E M U S I C*

    • @ApeSkit01
      @ApeSkit01 4 года назад +4

      Confirmt?

    • @mowthekitt
      @mowthekitt 4 года назад

      No offense but I had so much trouble understanding and reading this comment.

  • @mmon4252
    @mmon4252 4 года назад +191

    Jarvis: “Don’t our that food in your mouth...it could be...a gun?!”
    Me, eating: *stops chewing*

    • @Ryan-zi7id
      @Ryan-zi7id 4 года назад +17

      Reply if you're still alive and the food wasn't a gun

    • @spinninggypsy
      @spinninggypsy 4 года назад +2

      Phew. My burrito wasn’t a gun. Close one

    • @insertcommaname1388
      @insertcommaname1388 4 года назад +5

      My banana is a gun, Giorno

    • @chaoscountdown9968
      @chaoscountdown9968 4 года назад +2

      @@insertcommaname1388Giorno: I reject your logic.

    • @Lopholillie
      @Lopholillie 4 года назад +2

      My Crisp aren't a gun
      *Or is it?*

  • @cha0ticneutralbigs
    @cha0ticneutralbigs 2 года назад +10

    Reminder that most native Hawaiians consider Hawaii its own country not a state of America since it was forcibly taken from their monarchs

    • @blueai5022
      @blueai5022 Год назад +2

      Old comment, I know, but as one of those Hawaiians--thank you, friend!

  • @geckoszn
    @geckoszn 4 года назад +303

    These comics are formatted like a manga.
    “Oh? Karen? You’re approaching me? Instead of immediately getting the manager and asking for a refund?”
    “I can’t ask for the manager without getting closer.”
    “Oh ho! Then get as close as you like.”

    • @dx.feelgood5825
      @dx.feelgood5825 4 года назад +16

      OH SHIT THEY ARE

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 4 года назад +8

      Bruh manga are comics lmao why are you surprised

    • @geckoszn
      @geckoszn 4 года назад +11

      レックスRex idk it just seems more anime than a web toon comic about someone asking for the manager

    • @yasssqueen2064
      @yasssqueen2064 4 года назад +4

      Was that a........ uh

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 4 года назад +3

      -wAS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

  • @eatingbreakfastrocks
    @eatingbreakfastrocks 4 года назад +154

    Everybody says " Jarvis is trying his best" but not "Is Jarvis feeling his best"

  • @leahrusso941
    @leahrusso941 4 года назад +178

    As a 'female at internet support', I can can confirm people like that actually exist.

    • @xexkansichi
      @xexkansichi 4 года назад +9

      For real? Someone hears your sweet voice and is actually UPSET at that?

    • @artskalp8488
      @artskalp8488 4 года назад +12

      Male to Male...
      As in BOI II BOI?

    • @wuestion9473
      @wuestion9473 4 года назад +19

      Xexin Kansichi Oh yes, us females and our sweet voices. 🤨

    • @catechintv
      @catechintv 4 года назад +1

      All the time, it's insane. What's interesting, though, is you'd see this more often from female customers than male. Lots of projection going on.

    • @gracelewis4016
      @gracelewis4016 4 года назад

      @@wuestion9473 Yeah, I thought that was a weird comment

  • @si0bhanriley
    @si0bhanriley 3 года назад +65

    When he said “don’t put that food in your mouth”, I was about to eat an apple slice with a dead fly on it. Thanks, Jarvis!

  • @detcom2782
    @detcom2782 4 года назад +38

    The story in Hawaii reminded me of the stories my mom has told me abt when she was in other states to play soccer for her high school. We live in Alaska. She said _multiple_ girls would ask her "How is Alaska so cold, when it's right next to Hawaii?" 🤦🏼‍♀️😅

  • @jinxjax6428
    @jinxjax6428 4 года назад +188

    Bruh the tattoo one happened to me with a woman named Lisa at a job, I have a huge tattoo of a Rose bush and she was like ur in a cult, I was like its a rose bush but ok

  • @lizzardluva
    @lizzardluva 4 года назад +111

    Hes leaving space on the couch for the hope that the figment of his mind comes back

    • @watdee4133
      @watdee4133 4 года назад +6

      It is a gap in his life, not having the figment.

    • @RoseRose-fc1sr
      @RoseRose-fc1sr 4 года назад +10

      Or it’s customs to leave space for lord Zeffo on your couch

    • @lizzardluva
      @lizzardluva 4 года назад +4

      @@RoseRose-fc1sr all hail z e f f o

  • @Darling_Kijo
    @Darling_Kijo 3 года назад +37

    Thanks Jarvis, I was Indeed eating a gun instead of my Doritos.

  • @eightybit_5961
    @eightybit_5961 4 года назад +311

    Jarvis looks into the camera
    “Porn... can I say that..”
    Me not seeing ads
    ( 0) ( 0)

    • @chromso
      @chromso 4 года назад +23

      at least our boi got sponsored

    • @khalilkafieh8099
      @khalilkafieh8099 4 года назад +14

      I see ads

    • @oylene
      @oylene 4 года назад +17

      It may also be because of dick clown I think

    • @Rebateman
      @Rebateman 4 года назад +2

      I see the yellow add bit.

    • @bluecatdk
      @bluecatdk 4 года назад +2

      2 titties? kappa

  • @binah7744
    @binah7744 4 года назад +200

    I didn’t think the words “ride the Velcro wall” could make me laugh this hard

  • @alex-tf2up
    @alex-tf2up 4 года назад +585

    for context, they ripped the “i am a chinese male but i live in dundee” story from reddit. the info he shared was relevant to the story.

    • @senpapi3622
      @senpapi3622 4 года назад +44

      the tattoo story was also from reddit

    • @aj7058
      @aj7058 4 года назад +39

      It being relevant doesn't change the fact that the phrasing is bizarre.

    • @Perceptionreflection
      @Perceptionreflection 4 года назад +19

      Many of our stories are stolen BY reddit actually. But it's true sometimes people submit their stories to both or steal them. Details are often censored or changed by the editors to prevent lawsuits.

    • @JoelGetzhasauselessurl
      @JoelGetzhasauselessurl 4 года назад +4

      Are we sure the whole premise wasn't stolen from a Skittles ad?

    • @shabanalambe9146
      @shabanalambe9146 4 года назад

      #$

  • @AKbaby89
    @AKbaby89 Год назад +8

    I'm from Alaska, and I worked as the manager of a tourist shop for like 5 seasons, and I literally cannot even count all the people who asked if we accept American money. So many people literally thought Alaska was part of Canada
    Lots of those same people would also chase bear cubs trying to get photos

    • @Sleve-McDichael
      @Sleve-McDichael Год назад

      Who are these people? They can't be American or Canadian.... or are they?

    • @AKbaby89
      @AKbaby89 Год назад +1

      @@Sleve-McDichael most were from Texas actually.

  • @katiedoodles
    @katiedoodles 4 года назад +900

    I’m willing to bet nearly all these stories are stolen from reddit like r/prorevenge and r/entitledparents

    • @YourMateMurph
      @YourMateMurph 4 года назад +64

      And r/talesfromretail or others like it

    • @Leo-ws3bp
      @Leo-ws3bp 4 года назад +63

      And belong on r/thathappened

    • @bruhdabones
      @bruhdabones 4 года назад +36

      Katie Doodles at which point they are translated by google into Cantonese and then back into English for maximum readability

    • @Plaincheerio755
      @Plaincheerio755 4 года назад +12

      Everything is stolen from reddit. Welcome to 2020

    • @Perceptionreflection
      @Perceptionreflection 4 года назад +3

      Why don't you come ask us? There's an actual community onsite.

  • @movedlonely_space_egg1169
    @movedlonely_space_egg1169 4 года назад +711

    does anybody else hate the facial expressions in these comics, specifcally how the lips are drawn?
    update: i scrolled thru the page myself and found a genuinely horrible comic that i'm surprised wasn't in the video. basically a customer asks for a non-fat shake, calls the barista fat, so the barista adds tons of extra stuff to the shale to make it >4,000 calories. it's almost certainly fake, sure, but tampering with an order is still an appalling thing to endorse.

    • @BentleyS6336
      @BentleyS6336 4 года назад +49

      I follow the original notalwaysright page, and it's believable, stuff that would happen in retail for sure. The comic page and the new... Uh... Text chats that you see in Hooked app or whatever... Those are awful. Hate em

    • @xenodragonlord6007
      @xenodragonlord6007 4 года назад +20

      The mouths are gross

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 4 года назад +64

      It’s weird. Like... the art is objectively better than what I could do. Way better. The character designs and backgrounds are pretty well done. Colors are good. But then, the angles are sometimes kind of off, and it makes me uncomfortable? And the expressions, even of the “good” character are uncanny and irritating?

    • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
      @angelikaskoroszyn8495 4 года назад +52

      It's like the (hopefully fake) story I saw about someone putting cow milk into a vegetarian milk shake because consumer was an asshole. Who cares about lactose intolerance? People always choose vege drinks because they're vegetarians. No other reasons needed

    • @dx.feelgood5825
      @dx.feelgood5825 4 года назад +28

      @@adeer87 it has an uncanny valley feel to it. It tries to be quite realistic while having a cartoonish style???

  • @Lanedude08
    @Lanedude08 4 года назад +165

    Don’t shave the beard, it’s a horcrux now

  • @tentinybees
    @tentinybees 3 года назад +13

    as a former teacher with tattoos, the first part of the teacher story is super believable. kids love touching tattoos. the rest is for sure bullshit, never have I ever had anyone say anything remotely close to that in all my years of having tattoos lmao

  • @art-is-awen8842
    @art-is-awen8842 4 года назад +90

    while watching this, i have slowly realized that jarvis did not make the connection between “not always right” and all the customer service stories.... Jarvis, honey, it means “the customer is not always right”

  • @Thundermikeee
    @Thundermikeee 4 года назад +746

    Fist story about the girl working at a school:
    being in a relationship with someone who works with kids all day, i would say having a change of shoes or any other clothes for that matter is not the worst idea you can have, the younger the kids are the more important it is. Also kids would definitely be curious about tattoos if they dont know anyone with tattoos. They wanna touch couloured hair, piercings, earrings, and pretty much anything they dont know. last part is for little kids , obviously. so id say the story up to that point seems legit. and there are some entitled AF parents out there.

    • @thegenderman8582
      @thegenderman8582 4 года назад +8

      Thundermikeee wow

    • @keepyourshoesathedoor
      @keepyourshoesathedoor 4 года назад +8

      Isn’t borderline illegal to let a kid touch you? Like my teachers had tats but if it wasn’t on their hands past the wrist I couldn’t touch. What the heck?

    • @endiecutie06
      @endiecutie06 4 года назад +52

      @@keepyourshoesathedoor I think it just depends on the school, what state the school is in, and the circumstances.

    • @che3se1495
      @che3se1495 3 года назад +54

      @@keepyourshoesathedoor How could touching a child possibly be illegal? Don't you have to like... Pick them up? Hold their hand? Stuff like that? Surely coming into contact with children is inevitable when you work with children?

    • @cinnamontoastmunch8652
      @cinnamontoastmunch8652 3 года назад +11

      @@keepyourshoesathedoor i- no...

  • @pragyaabha
    @pragyaabha 4 года назад +162

    “My favourite stories are fictional like Hamilton”
    YAAAAAAAAA... Waaaaait.........

  • @Nerdgirl9853
    @Nerdgirl9853 3 года назад +31

    7:50
    Spanish and Hawaiian aren't even related languages. Spanish is Indo-European with Arabic (Afro-Asiatic) Influence, and Hawaiian is Austronesian. So its not like confusing Spanish-Portugese, or Spanish-Aragonese, she is just next level ignorant. Just hears foreign language and thinks Spanish.

    • @baintreachas
      @baintreachas 5 месяцев назад

      i mean, i think it also has to do with the fact that "Aloha" and "Hola" happen to sound vaguely similar. still very ignorant, seeing as she literally travelled there, though

  • @IsomerMashups
    @IsomerMashups 4 года назад +304

    "I'm an adult! Don't you judge me!"
    Eh. I can see this happening. This is the perspective a lot of middle-aged people have toward 18-30 year-olds.

    • @icecranberry2148
      @icecranberry2148 4 года назад +21

      Few years ago I had one middle aged woman tell me online I don't have the right "mentality" as her (because, you know, younger) just because I disagreed with her on a subject. So if you're older, you are always right or what?! (It was also a stupid fight, a TV show or whatever)

    • @Aster_Risk
      @Aster_Risk 4 года назад +4

      My mom told me once when I was 11 and she was 30 that all young people are stupid because I told her I wasn't that big a fan of 2001: A Space Odyssey. I remember that every time I get into these scenarios. I still don't like that movie, and now that I'm almost 30 I try never to talk to younger folks that way.

    • @Guru_1092
      @Guru_1092 4 года назад

      @@Aster_Risk to be fair though, 2001: A Space Odyssey is objectively amazing, so idunno man, she might be right.

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 4 года назад +1

      @@Guru_1092 oh yes this piece of art is "objectively" good so username is "objectively" wrong to dislike

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 4 года назад

      Cool story time, so far I had a distaste for Kubrick and I had people legitimately ask me: _but do you agree he _*_is_*_ a GENIUS?_ because that's how it works. Now let's talk about how you're wrong to dislike my favourite work that happens to be generally acclaimed shall we

  • @HowfWuff
    @HowfWuff 4 года назад +66

    Karen: "I don't wanna talk to a damn clown!"
    Ride operator: "Neither do I"

  • @kyefurrie7400
    @kyefurrie7400 4 года назад +261

    "Why is the man always in the wrong?"
    After like four Karen comics
    Jarvis: "yea why is that?"

    • @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325
      @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 4 года назад +11

      Yeah, but there was never a man telling Karen to shut up

    • @broccolilmao
      @broccolilmao 4 года назад +8

      Men are pretty much always wrong. On twitter their stupid repeal the 19th amendment trend is wrong. Men always calling woman dishwashers and saying they belong in the kitchens is wrong. Men taking advantage of girls saying it’s because the girl was asking for it with the way she was dressed was wrong. Men are so ignorant and seem to never learn. You can try if you want to change my mind but I don’t care I will never change my mind 🖐🙄🤚 because I’m so done with what’s going on rn and I just needed to get it out after what u said. Lmao sry no hate to u tho

    • @Dreadjaws
      @Dreadjaws 4 года назад +30

      I'm sure the guy means whenever in these comics there's an interaction between a man and a woman. All the Karen comics are between two women. Then again, I haven't seen other comics in this series, so who knows? Then there's Elizabeth Gallagher up here, propping up her ignorance and being proud of it, which sort of shows that guy has a valid reason to complain.

    • @sormly500
      @sormly500 4 года назад +4

      @@broccolilmao shut up dish washer you are asking for us to repeal the 19th amendment

    • @alexander_yoko
      @alexander_yoko 4 года назад +28

      @@broccolilmao These aren't men, they are idiots. Also the women who are like that. Sexists out!

  • @clairegb9837
    @clairegb9837 9 месяцев назад +8

    3:37 as someone who works with children, I have an explanation for why “it just feels like skin” isn’t weird! Kids can see tattoos as something like an injury or illness and explaining it beforehand helps them make the mental connection of tattoos not being something odd.
    Idk why they chose to have it be a foot tat tho.

  • @kappsupreme1200
    @kappsupreme1200 4 года назад +477

    How come the characters in these comics go from having no lips to looking like Kylie Jenner 👁️👄👁️???

    • @isabelbimberg1342
      @isabelbimberg1342 3 года назад +83

      so they go from looking like kylie jenner to looking like kylie jenner?

    • @cinnamontoastmunch8652
      @cinnamontoastmunch8652 3 года назад +3

      @@isabelbimberg1342 No. They go from looking like they no lips to looking like Kylie Jenner, who most definatley has lips lmao

    • @SM-qv2om
      @SM-qv2om 3 года назад +49

      @@cinnamontoastmunch8652 I dont think you get the joke, just look up kylie jenner before she got surgery

    • @mattwayne9128
      @mattwayne9128 3 года назад +9

      @@SM-qv2om Ahhh, that makes sense.

  • @Phlebas
    @Phlebas 4 года назад +28

    12:35 You're not alone, Jarvis. When I saw "d*** clown", my mind went there too.
    This will be my new favourite insult for at least a week.