Tennison Gambit Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation

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  • @Frup
    @Frup 4 года назад +97019

    This mistake happens at all skill levels. Ive faced my dog and my uncle, and both have been countered using this. Its their fault for being within 2000km of my missile silo.

    • @BosnianApeSociety
      @BosnianApeSociety  4 года назад +17082

      Correct, it is a very common beginner's mistake to not have any counter-ICBM systems

    • @ssilent8202
      @ssilent8202 4 года назад +4060

      Cruise missiles are getting more and more easier to purchase, nowadays

    • @jayjaws2478
      @jayjaws2478 4 года назад +1049

      @@ssilent8202 I know right

    • @colonelstriker2519
      @colonelstriker2519 4 года назад +2100

      1000 IQ move: play at 2001 km from your missile silo
      Check mate

    • @noice6987
      @noice6987 4 года назад +367

      Jokes on u I have a pocket mirror for that

  • @Luca-iq4ev
    @Luca-iq4ev 4 года назад +36667

    As the saying goes: "Don't bring a chess board to an international nuclear war"

    • @fenrix155
      @fenrix155 4 года назад +511

      But remember to bring your nuclear projectile to a chess match

    • @HritwRaje
      @HritwRaje 4 года назад +154

      Is there such a saying?

    • @scottjanes8964
      @scottjanes8964 4 года назад +254

      Unless you're Magnus Carlson, in which case it is the most dangerous weapon on the battlefield.

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 4 года назад +227

      A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

    • @TheDeathOmen
      @TheDeathOmen 4 года назад +51

      @@CBRN-115 Dayum is this an obscure reference.

  • @hewhositsuponfroggychair5722
    @hewhositsuponfroggychair5722 4 года назад +21929

    Black has inhaled oxygen. This is his first mistake, and the game is already over for him.

    • @criticallyconk4944
      @criticallyconk4944 4 года назад +667

      _And that is basically what goes through the mind of any white policemen_
      That is *joke*

    • @dhilonstephan
      @dhilonstephan 4 года назад +175

      Black: exists
      Nuke: so you have chosen DEATH

    • @HeadPats7443
      @HeadPats7443 4 года назад +119

      @@criticallyconk4944 "Aye, that's a joke lads"
      -The Demoman (probably)

    • @mladen7641
      @mladen7641 4 года назад +201

      Black exists in the same dimensional plane of existence as me. This is his first mistake, and the game is already over for him.

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 4 года назад

      @SR.OREJITAS que chucha te pasó

  • @mrchezsandvich.4096
    @mrchezsandvich.4096 4 года назад +3295

    Darn, I should've seen this before. I was in a chess competition in my school and I almost fell for the trick, when I noticed my friend at the back flailing his arms, I noticed he was doing sign language and I quickly understood what my opponent was doing. So I gave him the old LGM-30 Minuteman III attack. Had I not seen him, I would've been destroyed by the Tennison Gambit Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation and put to shame. I may have not won the competition, but at least I placed 3rd and won everyone's hearts. Had I seen this before I probably would've placed 2nd or even first. At least I learned something new

    • @BosnianApeSociety
      @BosnianApeSociety  4 года назад +493

      I am glad this helped

    • @oliverfougere6296
      @oliverfougere6296 4 года назад +179

      Trust me it's even more humiliating when they get you with the
      4-stage Cold-Launch,
      Cold Fusion-powered, 2-stage flight
      Triple Chambered Fusion-Core
      200 Megaton
      Hydrogen Ordnance

    • @mrchezsandvich.4096
      @mrchezsandvich.4096 4 года назад +83

      Man that sounds devastating, luckily, I haven't encountered anyone who tried that on me

    • @jakewright3218
      @jakewright3218 4 года назад +45

      Something else you could try is attacking with an A10 warthog strike followed by napalm bombardment, do not use if they have a flak cannon

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams 4 года назад +3

      A touching story.

  • @pingu6338
    @pingu6338 2 года назад +1155

    I was a hardstuck 120 rating but thanks to this gambit my rating went up from 120 to War Criminal in a span of 5 games thank you Mr. Bosnian

    • @syndicate_555
      @syndicate_555 Год назад +15

      💀💀💀

    • @cameronjames7360
      @cameronjames7360 11 месяцев назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @lumiere6402
      @lumiere6402 6 месяцев назад +3

      I mean it is technically your fault for not winning because you cant be trial if there arent any witnesses or opposition left. Trust me I have done it 👍

  • @adammar5hall
    @adammar5hall 4 года назад +7055

    Former Bradley platoon leader here.. don't forget that Black has to be within 3750 meters if you are firing the TOW-2b, and your vehicle must remain stationary while your gunner is guiding the missile. That may not always be possible during blitz chess and other timed matches.

    • @steve0riginals
      @steve0riginals 4 года назад +210

      maybe we can buy some time by threaten to lauch a full scale nuclear attacks if the opponent doesn't wait?

    • @steve0riginals
      @steve0riginals 4 года назад +21

      @Graham Or just use the nukes, easier that way.

    • @steve0riginals
      @steve0riginals 4 года назад +20

      @Graham Win IS WIN! So... haha nukes go Brrrrrr

    • @steve0riginals
      @steve0riginals 4 года назад +12

      @Graham Joke on you, i always 3 steps ahead. My king had a identical TWIN brother! and 7 clones, 2 more hid on mars 3 more at the dark side of the moon as a backup plan! my moves are Foolproof!

    • @steve0riginals
      @steve0riginals 4 года назад +5

      @Graham as some random purple dude with a butt chin once said "A small price to pay for salvation" and, a win is a win! we've already won when that silo hatch open!

  • @gido9467
    @gido9467 4 года назад +17388

    I quit playing Chess when the pay-to-win model took over. Obviously, not all players have the disposable income to pay for missiles, facilities to house them, and crew to maintain & fire them. Most games I could barely afford the squad of Blackwater mercenaries required for basic openings, like the Sicilian Defense.

    • @TheFreakinX
      @TheFreakinX 4 года назад +409

      This comment deserves more likes.

    • @0BucketMask0
      @0BucketMask0 4 года назад +275

      This comment made my day and it's not even 7AM

    • @alifelessrock48
      @alifelessrock48 4 года назад +24

      @@0BucketMask0 same

    • @cagedgandalf3472
      @cagedgandalf3472 4 года назад +25

      Underrated

    • @bringbackgreedypulldef287
      @bringbackgreedypulldef287 4 года назад +196

      Just Git gud like you can still use the F2P version and win if you start with fisticuffs before the first move

  • @gorgolyt
    @gorgolyt 3 года назад +12122

    The most hilarious thing is that this is actually a coherent chess tutorial using correct concepts and terminology.

    • @tncorgi92
      @tncorgi92 3 года назад +735

      I wasn't familiar with the Channel so I assumed the content was legit, even though I'd read the description.

    • @NotAGoodUsername360
      @NotAGoodUsername360 3 года назад +412

      Except the board is backwards

    • @LuisManuelLealDias
      @LuisManuelLealDias 3 года назад +102

      @@tncorgi92 it's totally legit, it's a good chess tactic! ahahah

    • @spiraldj
      @spiraldj 3 года назад +187

      Also he said queen's pawn to d5. He mixed classic notation with algebraic/modern notation. The d in d5 already insinuates its the queen's pawn. He could've said queen's pawn 4 or d5.

    • @Its_SaberHG
      @Its_SaberHG 3 года назад +77

      If you do this and they move kings pawn up DO NOT TAKE THE BISHOP, TRUST ME

  • @HyperfixationWizard
    @HyperfixationWizard Год назад +491

    I love how this meme became so famous, that the chess community calls the strategy an intercontinental ballistic missle whenever a queen attacks an undefended king by attacking a queen from one side of the board all the way to check.

    • @kaybevang536
      @kaybevang536 Год назад +14

      Bro really 😂!??

    • @HyperfixationWizard
      @HyperfixationWizard Год назад +96

      ​@kaybevang536 Yes, while the video doesn't show it, the next "obvious" move would be to attack the enemy king with your queen from one side of the board to the other.
      Thus, this shitpost became an actual strategy in chess.

    • @kaybevang536
      @kaybevang536 Год назад +34

      @@HyperfixationWizardthe idea of beginners using a M3 Bradley Anti Tank missile is hilarious too 😂

  • @alexkoo333
    @alexkoo333 4 года назад +8116

    I thought I would never hear “chess” and “anti-tank missle” in one sentence

    • @rowbotia
      @rowbotia 4 года назад +228

      We were playing chess while an anti-tank missile flew overhead. It missed, being a miss-ile.

    • @alexandrualex1085
      @alexandrualex1085 4 года назад +9

      FV4011 Centurion 5/2

    • @jacobgame2757
      @jacobgame2757 4 года назад +51

      You clearly haven't played enough chess

    • @rowbotia
      @rowbotia 4 года назад +41

      @@jacobgame2757 every time I play chess, military grade explosives are involved

    • @cosmicdraconian6712
      @cosmicdraconian6712 4 года назад +4

      @@rowbotia damn bro, thats rough

  • @bromanHenk1
    @bromanHenk1 4 года назад +3758

    Black: moves single pawn forward
    Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh: I see you have chosen death

    • @sangamharsolia5069
      @sangamharsolia5069 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @carmelfb
      @carmelfb 4 года назад +72

      i heard that in the text-to-speach voice and it made this pefrect.

    • @toucan6109
      @toucan6109 4 года назад +3

      Cringe

    • @ericworley9598
      @ericworley9598 4 года назад +1

      coughs in chest bot

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 4 года назад +28

      That name though. No surnames just first names, and the most generic ones too.

  • @PlayrR3D156
    @PlayrR3D156 3 года назад +8810

    Chess player: That's an interesting move. Where did you learn how to play?
    Me: The Bosnian Ape Society.
    Chess player: *Nervous Sweating*

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 3 года назад +929

      "Grandmaster Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh teached me his tricks."
      "Oh god oh fuck"

    • @matthias8161
      @matthias8161 3 года назад +82

      @@YataTheFifteenth how do i get a hold of missile

    • @idie6606
      @idie6606 3 года назад +212

      @@matthias8161 just use the Agni-V Ballistic Missile or the R-36M you can also use a thermonuclear-mini-bomb for a silent attack
      or just use sicillian or a regular e5 response

    • @smncoolidfk
      @smncoolidfk 3 года назад +55

      @@idie6606 I'd rather suggest the Agni VI,It's got more range and is faster,but if you want a silent and fast missile,I'd suggest the BrahMos

    • @idie6606
      @idie6606 3 года назад +39

      @@smncoolidfk Oh yeah, ur right, thats extremely effective, maybe even do the RDS-220 Hydrogen Bomb variation

  • @curllum
    @curllum Год назад +1318

    BE WARNED EVERYONE
    This strategy can sometimes backfire on yourself if going against someone who’s seen it before. People who have seen it often tend to use their military grade missile bunker when they see the play coming, meaning that the missile can inadvertently put your own king in checkmate, know who you’re playing against people.

    • @CL0NEM
      @CL0NEM Год назад +33

      It's more dangerous if they have the Aegis Ballistic Missile Defense System

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow Год назад +8

      @@CL0NEM That's when you send in a fleet of A10 warthogs

    • @zhiqiangchen6235
      @zhiqiangchen6235 Год назад +14

      @@LegendStormcrowif they play the inter planetary hydrogen bomb counter attack however, your done for

    • @LegendStormcrow
      @LegendStormcrow Год назад +9

      @@zhiqiangchen6235 I counter with the Iron Curtain.

    • @zhiqiangchen6235
      @zhiqiangchen6235 Год назад +7

      @@LegendStormcrow that’s a good counter. Beginners would play the gold counter and then I would’ve played the mercury variation. Best move right now for me is the iron clad bunker defense. You did have a better move though, the lead curtain followed with the knight bomb counter attack

  • @transjonkler
    @transjonkler 4 года назад +5710

    I spent like 5 minutes laughing uncontrollably at this what even is my sense of humor anymore

    • @matthewohara5346
      @matthewohara5346 4 года назад +99

      You know a vid is good when the kgb is the top comment

    • @sushiibird7799
      @sushiibird7799 4 года назад +10

      Golden that is your sense of humor

    • @baronvonbork2856
      @baronvonbork2856 4 года назад +7

      Does KGB watch from Zoom
      Why isnt Google working
      How to delete text

    • @appleburger285
      @appleburger285 4 года назад

      my cat fell asleep to this

    • @TheGloriousLeader
      @TheGloriousLeader 4 года назад +2

      I was laughing so hard my 1yo son started slapping me.

  • @mateotovar4548
    @mateotovar4548 4 года назад +2572

    I love how it sacrifices a pawn before launching the missile so it can actually be called a gambit

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri 3 года назад +79

      * 2 pawns *

    • @Akathysia
      @Akathysia 3 года назад +159

      I mean, it IS a variation of the tennison gambit

    • @Ed-1749
      @Ed-1749 3 года назад +217

      the main joke of the video is that this is a reference to a nickname of this exact setup, where instead of using an actual missile, you use your queen instead to capture half your opponents board. Because of the damage and the fact your queen move from across the board, it has been compared to an icbm, thus making the context for this video.

    • @Stinger913
      @Stinger913 3 года назад +12

      @@Ed-1749 oh fr?

    • @andrey2001v
      @andrey2001v 3 года назад +24

      @@Ed-1749 Isn't it the other way around? I can't find any mentions of icbm variant with date before this video release.

  • @surgeoaguaro409
    @surgeoaguaro409 4 года назад +2640

    Chess Tip: *Distract your enemy by pointing a gun to their head and tell them to do a bad move*

    • @rubiroman8121
      @rubiroman8121 4 года назад +39

      But where can i get ammo

    • @nathawatkotcharug5379
      @nathawatkotcharug5379 4 года назад +6

      how to play chess using ur feet ruclips.net/video/mIQlbsX14VU/видео.html

    • @toeseater2855
      @toeseater2855 4 года назад +129

      thats a rookie mistake, doing predictable move like that would cause you immense lost if it fails, which most likely as chess player have been recorded dodging a 7.26 NATO bullet shooted from a gas-operated, air-cooled, belt-fed lightweight machine gun MK46 pointblank, the suggested move would be dropping a GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast from a C-130 Hercules, I recommend using the MC-130E Combat Talon I or MC-130H Combat Talon II variants at extreme precision. This move would help you take control over the board due to the enemy being stunned as this move is not very common but very effective, the area of damage that this move deal is very large, atleast 1/4 of the board, now all you need to do is develop all of your pawns, putting pressure on their end of the board and spawns multiple queen, now that you have taking control over the board, depending on the area that you dropped the bomb, the enemy may have or not have any castle, bishop or queen, now with all of your queens, the next move is very obvious, launch your Trident II D5 nuclear missile system from your submarine, I recommend using the Ethan Allen-class ballistic missile submarines or the Ohio-class ballistic missile submarines, this move is extremely brutal but don't feel bad for your opponent, is his/her fault for being within your missile's 8,000 kilometers range. I called this tactic of mine "The CS-0927 Gladiator Warzone" feel free to use it every time you want

    • @skaladsdurr7139
      @skaladsdurr7139 4 года назад +4

      @@toeseater2855 🤣😂

    • @wolflightning2331
      @wolflightning2331 4 года назад +11

      @@toeseater2855 what if im i dont have money im a free to play user any tips

  • @soup9242
    @soup9242 2 года назад +461

    Other tutorials never pointed out specifically what type of missile to use, so I always get stuck. However, thanks to this tutorial, I know exactly the type of missile! Thankfully, I do have an RT-2PM2 cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile already, so I will definitely try this next time I play chess!

  • @fatcat7481
    @fatcat7481 4 года назад +4000

    How to be better in chess
    Google: practice more and look for strategies
    Bing:

    • @adamcarroll9613
      @adamcarroll9613 4 года назад +11

      Alternately, be a Q-learning AI.

    • @ic3wolf988
      @ic3wolf988 4 года назад +4

      Who tf even started this joke

    • @Quicksilver-7791
      @Quicksilver-7791 4 года назад +2

      @@ichijofestival2576 they are somewhat, I speak from experience.

    • @guantofroglol6511
      @guantofroglol6511 4 года назад +1

      You could also use everything before they launched the ICBM

    • @doggo9757
      @doggo9757 4 года назад +1

      These bing memes never get old

  • @spawniscariot9756
    @spawniscariot9756 4 года назад +738

    I don't play chess, or engage in recreational international nuclear warfare, however I must declare that this video has sparked an interest in both pastimes...

    • @howdem9982
      @howdem9982 4 года назад +56

      recreational international nuclear warfare, recommended by seven out of ten people

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 4 года назад +23

      I don't engage in chess, but I do play recreational international nuclear warfare, this was a great tutorial for chess

    • @technodraconic7335
      @technodraconic7335 4 года назад +15

      both? Chess and nuclear warfare are one and the same.

    • @queenchaosyet
      @queenchaosyet 4 года назад +7

      I too, share great interest in recreational international nuclear warfare

    • @48917032
      @48917032 3 года назад +1

      I heard the only winning move is not to play

  • @charliemomo2605
    @charliemomo2605 4 года назад +5692

    Ah yes The great master of chess Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh

    • @BosnianApeSociety
      @BosnianApeSociety  4 года назад +1283

      That is him, the legend himself

    • @ronmathewjoe
      @ronmathewjoe 4 года назад +167

      I don't know if you knew this already but it's grand* master.

    • @Jupiter__001_
      @Jupiter__001_ 4 года назад +136

      @@ronmathewjoe Unless he was just saying that Grand Master Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh is a great (excellent) master, a grand master of chess, if you will.

    • @ronmathewjoe
      @ronmathewjoe 4 года назад +16

      @@Jupiter__001_ True, I only just wanted to inform them if they didn't know.

    • @lightningchegg4823
      @lightningchegg4823 4 года назад +10

      Such a way with words

  • @SomeOrdinaryJanitor
    @SomeOrdinaryJanitor 2 года назад +432

    “The next move is obvious, we can launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched Three-Stage Solid Propellant Silo-based Intercontinental Ballistic Missile”
    Obvious choice

  • @joshuachamberlain9725
    @joshuachamberlain9725 4 года назад +12414

    The one dislike was someone who fell for the gambit

  • @raidedcluster
    @raidedcluster 4 года назад +1341

    "Hey dude wanna play some chess?"
    "Yeah sure."
    As you see this was a natural mistake.

    • @dqflynn
      @dqflynn 3 года назад +65

      Black has already lost the game

    • @sssswerth5323
      @sssswerth5323 3 года назад +13

      @@eness379 thus he will lose the game ( and his life )

    • @itspurplepaw6163
      @itspurplepaw6163 3 года назад +1

      "hope you have your icbm ready"

    • @CYBER-ln4jm
      @CYBER-ln4jm 3 года назад +1

      @@dqflynn r a c i s t

    • @oofboi114
      @oofboi114 3 года назад

      This was your friends's first mistake, and the game is already over for him

  • @inbredclips6168
    @inbredclips6168 4 года назад +3255

    i will be using this in my next chess match this is better than anything i have ever used

    • @dewhiterabbit1337
      @dewhiterabbit1337 4 года назад +10

      Where will you be playing? In New York?

    • @inbredclips6168
      @inbredclips6168 4 года назад +44

      DeWhiteRabbit i will be playing in the world blitz championships in dubai

    • @dewhiterabbit1337
      @dewhiterabbit1337 4 года назад +7

      @@inbredclips6168 Alright. All the best to you!

    • @Karl_toffel.
      @Karl_toffel. 4 года назад +24

      *you hear a flying object approach you at high speeds*

    • @not_herobrine3752
      @not_herobrine3752 4 года назад +6

      @@Karl_toffel. lemme get my binaculars.. oh dear, its a bear at mach 2 speed

  • @CARNAGE25
    @CARNAGE25 2 года назад +159

    I was playing against a 7 year old who was clearly going to become GM one day. I resigned and asked her to play with me again. I tried this gambit and won! Then I played against everyone at her funeral and destroyed them. Thanks so much!!

  • @ScriptedMatt
    @ScriptedMatt 3 года назад +11265

    Ah yes the _Modified_ Sicilian defense

    • @dawger
      @dawger 3 года назад +145

      It's just part of the Tennison Gambit

    • @tebmc2088
      @tebmc2088 3 года назад +14

      69 likes

    • @TKNinja37
      @TKNinja37 3 года назад +88

      Never enter a bet against the Sicilian Defense when death is on the line

    • @ncm2738
      @ncm2738 3 года назад +87

      Sicilian offense

    • @sugarpuck9107
      @sugarpuck9107 3 года назад +22

      @@TKNinja37 inconceivable

  • @Hotsaucebauce3943
    @Hotsaucebauce3943 3 года назад +5277

    Black: breaths
    Narrator: *You fool, its already too late. You have already lost*

    • @varian2666
      @varian2666 3 года назад +49

      not to be that one weeb who ruins the joke but “Omae wa mou shindeiru...” “Nani⁉️”

    • @frankyboy1385
      @frankyboy1385 3 года назад +46

      Aperture: The Enrichement center is...
      Black Mesa: The game is already over for you...
      Aperture: Wait wha...
      Black Mesa: *ICBM TO THE FACE* !!!!!

    • @ollanius_papyrus80
      @ollanius_papyrus80 3 года назад +25

      To be fair, you’ve pretty much lost the second the opponent decides he’s gonna use an ICBM.

    • @alexandergrant8092
      @alexandergrant8092 3 года назад +10

      "Narrator" ?, didn´t you mean to say "cop" ?

    • @maxkho00
      @maxkho00 3 года назад +3

      @@ollanius_papyrus80 Not only are you lost, but you're also read. It's a double-whammy.

  • @Sophist
    @Sophist 4 года назад +48056

    Ah yes, I remember Gandhi used this incredible strategem to win the Hunger Games.

    • @mrbuttons8492
      @mrbuttons8492 4 года назад +363

      Indeed

    • @carcinogenicthalidomide3057
      @carcinogenicthalidomide3057 4 года назад +1639

      This wasn't in the manga

    • @marcel2837
      @marcel2837 4 года назад +1100

      @@carcinogenicthalidomide3057 That's why the novel is better

    • @losl5216
      @losl5216 4 года назад +503

      @@marcel2837 novel showed more emotions as well.

    • @spectre7877
      @spectre7877 4 года назад +152

      This is the strategy used by the bad guys in fe3h

  • @DigmaSquad
    @DigmaSquad Год назад +22

    Thanks man, i hate it when my opponent denies my queens gambit and launches a Intercontinental balistic thermonuclear missle while i try to capture his knights this has truly taught me how to counter such tragedies and I have tabled the turns and launched an air-to-surface laser guided missile into his pieces and won the international chess championship god bless you bro and thanks for the intercontinental ballistic missiles i will continue to launch 8F115 and 8F116 5-6 megaton warheads for R-16 / SS-7 ICBM to his pieces this tutorial is 10/10 thank you brother the opponents fall for this everytime they try to launch BGM-71 TOW missiles at me from their truck trying desperately to stop me despite the fact they need a GMD to stop my rapidly approaching ICBM going at approximately 24,000 kilometers per seconds to his board easy win you have brought me up the ranks to #2 GM i will share this to all my mates who are having trouble countering the DF-41 ICMB so they can launch their surface-to-surface missile this video has changed my life.

  • @miffed_off
    @miffed_off 3 года назад +2824

    Haven’t played chess in years, it’s really changed.

    • @catchy9665
      @catchy9665 3 года назад +108

      Update ur version bro

    • @mesalab3781
      @mesalab3781 3 года назад +30

      Yeah you should update its better now.

    • @chongus3092
      @chongus3092 3 года назад +8

      Rich mode

    • @gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252
      @gaygoddessnamedmadoka2252 3 года назад +17

      @@perceptibleperplexity5134 US missile Launch

    • @ThomasTherianos
      @ThomasTherianos 3 года назад +6

      News just came out that there will be a missile extension dlc bro

  • @starklar1986
    @starklar1986 4 года назад +4930

    I almost fell for this. I was playing my friend at my house and he was preparing to use this strategy. Luckily I live in America and was near a firearm so I shot him in the forehead with a Glock-17 before he could launch the ICBM. Common mistake, always bring full riot armor to a Chess match. I have to go now the guard says my time on the computer is up and I need to go back to my cell.

    • @wormwalll6557
      @wormwalll6557 4 года назад +129

      Same but I used a FN FAL the perfect weapon

    • @bringbackgreedypulldef287
      @bringbackgreedypulldef287 4 года назад +38

      Wormwalll well as I wanted to not bash in my forehead with my calcium deprived bones, I’ll take the glock

    • @chasemanjansen
      @chasemanjansen 4 года назад +62

      Wormwalll I have mixed feelings on bringing a .308 to a gentleman’s game but you do you

    • @wormwalll6557
      @wormwalll6557 4 года назад +18

      @@chasemanjansen shh its our secret

    • @neko281
      @neko281 4 года назад +36

      See this is were your mistake comes in for you see you need to have a very good lawyer on you whenever you play chest so that you dont go to jail. That should help you when you have another match with someone

  • @harkamalsr
    @harkamalsr 3 года назад +5316

    I sent this to one of my friends who is REALLY into chess. He thought the video was going to be an actual strategy he hadn't heard of. For that alone I'm liking this video

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 3 года назад +642

      Fun fact: it IS an actual strategy.
      Until they actually fire the missile

    • @chopstick7409
      @chopstick7409 3 года назад +374

      @@rgderen88 wdym? my main strat is to launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold launched three stage solid propellant silo based intercontinental ballistic missle whenever the enemy queen is parallel to the rook

    • @null3007
      @null3007 3 года назад +101

      Instead of the missle meme, you just capture their queen.

    • @janLilin
      @janLilin 3 года назад +144

      @@null3007 Sounds ineffective

    • @NoNo-uy2bq
      @NoNo-uy2bq 2 года назад +4

      thathappened

  • @GamerH-vx5hs
    @GamerH-vx5hs Год назад +252

    I remember my Japanese grandfather using this to win the Hiroshima World Chess Championship 1945.

    • @darthmortem585
      @darthmortem585 Год назад +35

      wasn't really a win was it 💀

    • @exa0710
      @exa0710 Год назад +20

      Wait, I thought he was American?

    • @Emre_Kermen
      @Emre_Kermen Год назад +13

      That time when they had to delay final matches for two days because they decided to move to Nagazaki.

  • @Thor_the_Doge
    @Thor_the_Doge 4 года назад +2892

    I was so concentrated on the chess tutorial that I forgot that this was a joke video so the ICBM missile part caught me off-guard

    • @Chris01114
      @Chris01114 3 года назад +51

      I didn't understand why black would move it's pawn from b8 to c8 though

    • @TheAnantaSesa
      @TheAnantaSesa 3 года назад +13

      @@Chris01114 g8 to f8

    • @Chris01114
      @Chris01114 3 года назад +7

      @@TheAnantaSesa It doesn't matter if you turn in right 90° or left 90°

    • @TheAnantaSesa
      @TheAnantaSesa 3 года назад +6

      @@Chris01114 it does if you start a on the bottom and 1 on the left. Your reference starts with a on the top row. Thats not the reference system used in the video but may or may not be standard chess reference. IDK
      Turning the board without adjusting the references would mean you are describing totally different squares.

    • @aguy2581
      @aguy2581 3 года назад +10

      GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh

  • @matthewwaterson3102
    @matthewwaterson3102 4 года назад +1272

    "The next step is obvious" they would never see it coming, they also won't see anything else coming ever again

  • @ramsescampollo2506
    @ramsescampollo2506 Год назад +30

    I too love using the RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile as a chess piece

  • @gnochhuos645
    @gnochhuos645 4 года назад +2413

    Bobby Fischer has been real quiet since this came out

    • @hishamseddiqee9528
      @hishamseddiqee9528 4 года назад +127

      He got killed by this opening a few years ago

    • @breadyogurt3957
      @breadyogurt3957 4 года назад +9

      And I will beat his records with this new technique!

    • @reeck771
      @reeck771 4 года назад +4

      That's cuz he died

    • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
      @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 4 года назад +7

      @@reeck771 If you die in chess you die in real life.

    • @mitochondria6247
      @mitochondria6247 4 года назад +11

      @@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw If you chess in die you life in real death

  • @jackfrost7389
    @jackfrost7389 2 года назад +5337

    Excellent strategy. Used this at my last international game and blew away the crowd and competition

  • @noahhart440
    @noahhart440 4 года назад +1922

    Instructions unclear, random island in the Pacific has been eradicated.

    • @husky_studios
      @husky_studios 4 года назад +20

      F

    • @xeraphyx7903
      @xeraphyx7903 4 года назад +13

      F

    • @noahhart440
      @noahhart440 4 года назад +41

      no no don't worry this is a good thing. I won't have anymore bullies

    • @ineedaname8105
      @ineedaname8105 4 года назад +1

      @@noahhart440 lmao XDD

    • @kyleterry5190
      @kyleterry5190 4 года назад +21

      Instructions unclear, mushroom cloud has been spotted over the bikini atoll

  • @bowichan2407
    @bowichan2407 Год назад +57

    Glad they updated the chess after hundreds of years. Addition of missiles was truly a cherry on top

  • @deinfamous5293
    @deinfamous5293 4 года назад +6174

    "The next move is obvious."
    Me: Oh yes he's going to go send his queen to capture the black queen
    Also me: Hold up why is the next frame a missile silo?

    • @brandonevans3994
      @brandonevans3994 4 года назад +305

      How is that more obvious then the missle silo, EXPLAIN

    • @uNine-qb8gt
      @uNine-qb8gt 4 года назад +85

      @@brandonevans3994 queens are the most powerful piece, if you're in a position where you can easily eliminate them, then you do

    • @baconvolcano9946
      @baconvolcano9946 4 года назад +269

      u9000 Nine the hell are you on about? You can easily get wayyyy ahead with the missile strategy

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 4 года назад +290

      @@uNine-qb8gtwhy eliminate just the queen, when I can eliminate an entire country?

    • @prestonkline3295
      @prestonkline3295 4 года назад +74

      @@tfwthelsdkicksin6083 now your thinking

  • @blacklangster1141
    @blacklangster1141 4 года назад +2114

    Me, a chess beginner looking for a way to beat my dad: “this is sure to destroy him!”

    • @spingmufh1007
      @spingmufh1007 4 года назад +41

      Guess you’ll be using an anti tank missile for a while

    • @kirbomatic1573
      @kirbomatic1573 4 года назад +7

      you have no idea.

    • @thebee0320
      @thebee0320 4 года назад +25

      Idk, it depends if he knows about this. Cause you never get beat twice by cheese like this

    • @kirbomatic1573
      @kirbomatic1573 4 года назад +30

      @@thebee0320 you get beaten once by this, but you never lose again.

    • @hieuivy6913
      @hieuivy6913 4 года назад +1

      try the anti-tank guided missiles

  • @LogicA002
    @LogicA002 3 года назад +10451

    I played this against Magnus Carlsen and he fell for it 2 times, once when we played in the park, and another one in the hospital when he survived the first missile.

    • @gorgit
      @gorgit 2 года назад +508

      I know this is supposed to be a joke, but Carlsen would never fall for the Tennison Gambit. Intercontinental ballistic missile variation or not. No, Im not fun at parties.

    • @hi-nb5yk
      @hi-nb5yk 2 года назад +1

      Q

    • @hackerulroman
      @hackerulroman 2 года назад +1012

      @@gorgit I doubt it. Carlsen has 2 choices in this situation: run away from the board and be disqualified, or continue sitting at the board and die, therefore being disqualified. Both result in loss. The only way Carlsen would win is by equipping himself with anti-missile defense systems.

    • @yesno7889
      @yesno7889 2 года назад +251

      @@hackerulroman Magnus is a cyborg though, he is a chess king precisely because he have the Tennison gambit, ballistic missile variation, build into him, a truly terrifying chess gamer.

    • @HelloMedicAnkit
      @HelloMedicAnkit 2 года назад +16

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @topchess
    @topchess 21 день назад +3

    The golden chess opening

  • @clayhamric4428
    @clayhamric4428 4 года назад +3227

    You can’t spell “pyrrhic victory” without “victory”

    • @NotAVeryGoodNickname
      @NotAVeryGoodNickname 4 года назад +44

      I would argue that this is the win after the pyrrhic victory that means you're done as well. The missile toppled both kings, that's got to be even.

    • @KarabinerKarabinerKarabiner
      @KarabinerKarabinerKarabiner 4 года назад +38

      @Brandon Munson It's a real word not a mission.

    • @govindasharman425
      @govindasharman425 4 года назад +1

      Pyrrhic win

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 4 года назад

      @@KarabinerKarabinerKarabiner M8 you never played Black Ops?

    • @KarabinerKarabinerKarabiner
      @KarabinerKarabinerKarabiner 4 года назад +12

      @@crimsonstrykr Bro, I played black ops, just telling him it's not just a mission but a word

  • @xboxpun9102
    @xboxpun9102 4 года назад +970

    Just when we think he’s lost it Grand Master Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranaav Rajesh revolutionizes chess yet again
    Edit: I forgot about this for a year. Mom, I’m famous. :)

  • @seanwu3138
    @seanwu3138 3 года назад +1560

    I like the implication that the more skilled you are at chess the more destructive missiles are open to your use

    • @nice3333333333
      @nice3333333333 2 года назад +90

      Putin be balling at the chess club

    • @bjrneirikstrkersen1021
      @bjrneirikstrkersen1021 Год назад +6

      In Armageddon, everything is fair game.

    • @Jetstream_Sam
      @Jetstream_Sam Год назад +1

      Ever since i became a grandmaster at chess and got access to drone strikes and nukes.. ive been winning every game

  • @Noizzed
    @Noizzed Год назад +25

    My opponent: "Well... I don't know what you're doing but it's quite an explosive approach!"
    Me waiting for my incoming anti-tank missile to obliterate the board: "Heh, you don't say"

  • @gracewenzel
    @gracewenzel 4 года назад +2319

    "The next move is obvious."
    Take the queen, yeah? No? _...Oh._

    • @Landfall364
      @Landfall364 4 года назад +174

      Well... Might be a bit more obvious to experienced players I suppose.
      You'll get there.

    • @zeppelincraft1443
      @zeppelincraft1443 4 года назад +25

      This is a move of anticipation that your adversary would ragequit and flip the board.

    • @cosmicdraconian6712
      @cosmicdraconian6712 4 года назад +10

      @@zeppelincraft1443 too bad that the board was already flipped after this formidable win.

    • @rustyarchitect
      @rustyarchitect 3 года назад

      @Widened Putin k?

    • @cypher_2259
      @cypher_2259 3 года назад

      @@rustyarchitect k

  • @cheesyvin8078
    @cheesyvin8078 4 года назад +2937

    Black has existed. This was his first fatal move because if he's alive then he has a higher chance of dying. By an ICBM

    • @dinand_b4811
      @dinand_b4811 4 года назад +14

      I love this comment

    • @nathawatkotcharug5379
      @nathawatkotcharug5379 4 года назад +3

      how to play chess using ur feet ruclips.net/video/mIQlbsX14VU/видео.html

    • @weisilber8957
      @weisilber8957 4 года назад +30

      @@nathawatkotcharug5379 Very funny, when you force it below every comment here is.

    • @lolbots
      @lolbots 4 года назад +4

      holup, i hear biden will be renaming them ICBLM

    • @rlglezglez8391
      @rlglezglez8391 4 года назад

      I love this

  • @b1ackgamma
    @b1ackgamma 3 года назад +12386

    I remember my dad telling me that our grandfather won an international chess tournament in both Hiroshima and Nagasaki back in 1945 using this variation of the tension gambit

    • @ovencake523
      @ovencake523 3 года назад +504

      I laughed way too hard at this

    • @Seopy
      @Seopy 3 года назад +58

      no.

    • @bane2201
      @bane2201 3 года назад +270

      @@Seopy ye

    • @sangamharsolia5069
      @sangamharsolia5069 3 года назад +154

      Cursed comment

    • @EpicGCM2
      @EpicGCM2 3 года назад +53

      You are trying to be cursed but you dont know history. It was a regular nuclear bomb not an icbm that blew up hiroshima and nagasaki. These “cursed” comments are so overused that they arent even funny anymore.

  • @flightyavian
    @flightyavian Год назад +45

    A fun note for those interested in this gambit: Knight f3 induces black to play D5, and you can hit then with E4, reaching the favoured position. Of course, black may move a knight but for lower elos it's a higher chance than hoping for a Scandinavian

  • @peterchasten2790
    @peterchasten2790 4 года назад +573

    Chess Teacher: Chess isn't that difficult, here let's play a game.
    Chess Teacher's Tactics:

    • @rageraptor7127
      @rageraptor7127 4 года назад +19

      Plot twist: your teachers a military general

    • @shikikankillzone4239
      @shikikankillzone4239 4 года назад +33

      @@rageraptor7127 Imagine, you're just there, a German kid in 1929, just after the great war and some guy named Erwin Rommel enters your history class and challenges the children to a game of chess.
      ER: *"Your turn"*
      The kid: _"Uhhh... pawn to... there, I guess?"_
      ER: *"HAH! You have activated my trap card, now I shall ambush your pieces with an ambush using my Afrika Korps troops"*
      **Stug IV barges in through the wall*

    • @rageraptor7127
      @rageraptor7127 4 года назад +1

      @@shikikankillzone4239 h 💀

    • @justamanofculture12
      @justamanofculture12 4 года назад

      @@shikikankillzone4239 we don't deserve such original comments 💯

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 4 года назад

      (insert inappropriate school shooting joke)

  • @DaniMartVTen
    @DaniMartVTen 3 года назад +7426

    I love how quickly this escalated from classic chess to classic geopolitical warfare. Same game, different pawns?

    • @lorddoge4277
      @lorddoge4277 2 года назад +98

      LMFAO

    • @Nogdog945
      @Nogdog945 2 года назад +127

      You’re not completely wrong…. 🤷‍♂️

    • @dondada8105
      @dondada8105 2 года назад +12

      Indeed.

    • @NotSoFancyRight
      @NotSoFancyRight 2 года назад +57

      This aint classic chess, the white and black squares are swapped.

    • @OGRE_HATES_NERDS
      @OGRE_HATES_NERDS 2 года назад +4

      wait until their judgement day comes

  • @norafromash5087
    @norafromash5087 4 года назад +1285

    The fact he was almost constantly one move away from winning makes this even better

    • @darian2975
      @darian2975 4 года назад +153

      The video Title ruined the whole thing tbh, it should be kept in the dark

    • @mistakendawg8885
      @mistakendawg8885 4 года назад +10

      @@darian2975 yh for sure, missed opportunity.

    • @adog5999
      @adog5999 4 года назад +6

      @@darian2975 yeah, ikr

    • @Toopa88
      @Toopa88 4 года назад +21

      @@darian2975 But then this video would have fewer clicks, because majority of people onlly carw about clickbait thumbnails and titles.

    • @fernandocarrazzoni
      @fernandocarrazzoni 4 года назад

      And win he did.

  • @ocskopf
    @ocskopf Год назад +4

    Instructions unclear, I accidentally shot a hole on the surface of Mars with a BFG-10000

  • @jcbriefly4250
    @jcbriefly4250 4 года назад +1163

    “Sometimes a Pawn is enough to change the whole game and those who ignore the importance of it, are liable to lose their Queen. Unless they have an ICBM.”

    • @bringbackgreedypulldef287
      @bringbackgreedypulldef287 4 года назад +32

      The game was rigged from the start

    • @grayefox-4425
      @grayefox-4425 4 года назад +18

      - Gandhi

    • @ABlueOrb
      @ABlueOrb 4 года назад +9

      This is truly an unjust game.

    • @Shona100
      @Shona100 4 года назад +3

      - Sun Tzu, the art of war

    • @nef36
      @nef36 4 года назад +6

      @@Shona100 Nah fam that was Mark Twain

  • @Vaporwave_kdh
    @Vaporwave_kdh 3 года назад +1868

    Really affective tutorial! My opponent was so mad when I beat him that he layer on the floor motionless (Probably still trying to comprehend the fact that I beat him). I think he had rich parents, because next there were loads of white vans with red stripes and a blue star-like shape, and there were a bunch of people who ran out and got him into his own mobile bed (They had the letters ER on their shirts, I think it was his family’s initials). All in all, I haven’t heard back from him, I can’t believe he still hasn’t gotten over the defeat.

    • @icecube9594
      @icecube9594 3 года назад +37

      ...

    • @muaz5515
      @muaz5515 3 года назад +48

      daamn

    • @Vaporwave_kdh
      @Vaporwave_kdh 3 года назад +167

      @Gucci Crimson Kids these days are so weak, like "Yeah, I just shot an anti-tank missile at you, so what?"

    • @Vaporwave_kdh
      @Vaporwave_kdh 3 года назад +81

      @Gucci Crimson Weaklings die, big deal.

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 3 года назад +29

      I hate sore losers =/

  • @quazar5017
    @quazar5017 4 года назад +309

    Keys to win a chess game:
    - material superiority
    - range advantage
    - penetration power

  • @Anthony_Marquis
    @Anthony_Marquis Год назад +9

    "The next move is obvious."

  • @SimoTheSergal
    @SimoTheSergal 4 года назад +507

    The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
    In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
    The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

    • @siddharthiyer7244
      @siddharthiyer7244 4 года назад +26

      Sounds like a paper I just read. I could follow this easier.

    • @petorius7174
      @petorius7174 4 года назад +13

      And now my brain hurts

    • @AWISECROW
      @AWISECROW 4 года назад +6

      Excellent

    • @caribreeze
      @caribreeze 4 года назад +39

      Honestly its actually understandable to me in written form, the audio makes it seem so much worse.

    • @wormwalll6557
      @wormwalll6557 4 года назад

      Very

  • @Dragoon45
    @Dragoon45 3 года назад +9609

    Outdated! Pro's have swapped to using chess pieces made of pure diamond to survive Missile attacks

  • @justsomeguywithoutamustach8816
    @justsomeguywithoutamustach8816 3 года назад +2814

    Therapist:
    -Computer with Indian accent isn't real it can't hurt you
    This dude:

    • @BaxterCash
      @BaxterCash 3 года назад +5

      Do you know what specific voice it is?

    • @m4z805
      @m4z805 3 года назад +18

      WAIT! *HOLD IT!* WHY ARE THERE SO MANY VERSIONS OF YOU?

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 3 года назад +41

      @@m4z805 Mitosis

    • @emdowww9150
      @emdowww9150 3 года назад +4

      @@regalblade8171 LMAO, now I find biology class use...
      what the fuck, I suddenly can’t hear anything with my left ear, I’m scared

    • @regalblade8171
      @regalblade8171 3 года назад +4

      @@emdowww9150 SCP [REDACTED] HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT, SOMEONE GO AND GET THAT FUCLING THING BACK HERE ASAP

  • @muneebdev
    @muneebdev Год назад +12

    How could I miss such an obvious move. I was going to use an AGM-65 Maverick from my single-seat, twin-turbofan, straight-wing, subsonic attack Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II aircraft. This tutorial saved me. You gained a sub!

  • @xavierburval4128
    @xavierburval4128 3 года назад +3317

    1:52
    See this is where most tutorials would tell you to take the queen. However, since this channel is obviously much better at giving helpful advice to help you dominate the chess board, it gives the most optimal move to eliminate as most enemy units as possible without sacrificing your own.

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 3 года назад +39

      except white's pieces actually got hit first

    • @equalityforever302
      @equalityforever302 3 года назад +169

      @@yourmum69_420 Then launch it from the other side. Problem solved.

    • @The.Orange.Wizard
      @The.Orange.Wizard 3 года назад +5

      While*

    • @johe_bhidun
      @johe_bhidun 2 года назад +6

      @@equalityforever302 pfp checks out

    • @Yaboiftr
      @Yaboiftr 2 года назад +4

      @@yourmum69_420 Soviet tactics

  • @averagejoe7860
    @averagejoe7860 4 года назад +1433

    Chess player: clicks on video expecting actual chess strategy
    also chess player: satasfied

    • @sushiibird7799
      @sushiibird7799 4 года назад +36

      Yes I am also satasfied by this

    • @steelesisson3263
      @steelesisson3263 4 года назад +45

      It’s a legit strategy but also ha ha funny missle

    • @Silentbob1494
      @Silentbob1494 4 года назад +10

      Hey man, that opening bit was actually pretty dope, imma have to try it and see if my sister falls for it... might have to workshop the rest of the plan though,lol

    • @friendlygiant1507
      @friendlygiant1507 4 года назад +1

      @@steelesisson3263 :") Minecraft isn't chess

    • @SDfighter1
      @SDfighter1 4 года назад

      True.

  • @FirstNameLastName-qx8ii
    @FirstNameLastName-qx8ii 4 года назад +4396

    The US government trying to negotiate with smaller nations:

    • @a_balloon
      @a_balloon 3 года назад +22

      So funny 😒

    • @user-gu1ed1kb8x
      @user-gu1ed1kb8x 3 года назад +18

      lmao haha 😐

    • @darthvader6533
      @darthvader6533 3 года назад +10

      I wish lol

    • @mementomori4695
      @mementomori4695 3 года назад +90

      @@a_balloon it's true tho

    • @ess9163
      @ess9163 3 года назад +153

      @@mementomori4695 Man, why the Americans gotta be mad. Not our fault the CIA killed politicians and developed proxy wars in underdeveloped countries while funding criminal organizations :/

  • @treyvasallo3156
    @treyvasallo3156 Год назад +7

    As a chess beginner, this tutorial helped very much. My brother didnt stand a chance

  • @03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3
    @03.ximipa3ahmadrinofarosmu3 4 года назад +3082

    I know this was a joke, but I actually learned a new chess strategy this way

    • @DeAdmiraal1998
      @DeAdmiraal1998 4 года назад +42

      @Svannuta Could you maybe explain how? I'm starting to get into chess so I'm quite curious.

    • @alphaslootari3126
      @alphaslootari3126 4 года назад +11

      @Svannuta Please explain lol

    • @littleretroship6403
      @littleretroship6403 4 года назад +122

      @Svannuta how? There is no way that with the Scandinavian defence there can be mate in 2 moves the defence wouldn’t be popular if there was a way for mate in 2 moves. Or do you mean mate in 2 moves if black starts of with pawn to c6 or c5.
      Second of all, the queens are placed on the wrong squares. A good tip for lacing your queen properly is placing it on the square with the same colour as the piece ex: the white queen starts on d1 and not e1 because d1 is a white square.

    • @zloth54
      @zloth54 4 года назад +3

      @@littleretroship6403 ie white queen on white, black queen on black

    • @littleretroship6403
      @littleretroship6403 4 года назад +54

      @@zloth54 thats the thing white queen is on wrong square so is black queen
      Edit: his whole board is flipped 90 degrees

  • @iamfourmana
    @iamfourmana 4 года назад +857

    "The enemy's pieces exist"
    *a natural mistake*

    • @piggynatorcool668
      @piggynatorcool668 4 года назад +2

      lmao

    • @bluehairedemon
      @bluehairedemon 3 года назад +6

      This is black's first mistake, and the game is already over for him

    • @immortaldev1489
      @immortaldev1489 3 года назад +5

      *gets born*
      as you can see, then enemy has already made their first mistake

    • @dr.skillz77mgpl92
      @dr.skillz77mgpl92 3 года назад +1

      @@immortaldev1489 looool what level of cruelty you have reached.

  • @cgplayz545
    @cgplayz545 3 года назад +717

    Instructions unclear. Accidentally started a nuclear war

    • @animasanguis3779
      @animasanguis3779 3 года назад +43

      no no, that means you followed them correctly

    • @bastigaming9785
      @bastigaming9785 3 года назад +16

      no no, depends on what you used, if it's Tsar bomb: Tolerable, if it's only an American made weapon then, *NO THAT IS A BIG MISTAKE YOU CAPITALIST FOOL*

    • @animasanguis3779
      @animasanguis3779 3 года назад +2

      @Name Other Name it's a J O K E

    • @cazulon1122
      @cazulon1122 3 года назад +5

      @@animasanguis3779 he knows it a joke

    • @wewewerhoi1000
      @wewewerhoi1000 3 года назад +2

      Caz ulon ikr

  • @UndercoverDog
    @UndercoverDog 2 года назад +13

    He is answering all the questions we were too afraid to ask

  • @SlayCC
    @SlayCC 4 года назад +4479

    Thank you for this, will now mate all my firends with my 32 inch Ballistic Missile.

    • @amytg777
      @amytg777 4 года назад +230

      Uh, bud. I hate to be that guy but perhaps you wanna word that a little differently, this being the internet and all...

    • @emi-li2539
      @emi-li2539 4 года назад +188

      32 inches? That's the smallest ballistic missile I've ever heard of.

    • @emi-li2539
      @emi-li2539 4 года назад +67

      @⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ Who said I don't? ;)

    • @grizzlyadams5410
      @grizzlyadams5410 4 года назад +45

      I had to do a double take on this one.

    • @cerealata9035
      @cerealata9035 4 года назад +33

      @@amytg777
      You mean a 32-inch ICBM doesn't actually exist in real life?

  • @affanalam6123
    @affanalam6123 3 года назад +1652

    0:05 this man just wrote the most common first names in India .
    Truly an artist.

    • @CharliMorganMusic
      @CharliMorganMusic Год назад +27

      I have learned something.

    • @drewgehringer7813
      @drewgehringer7813 Год назад +234

      well known for his long-running rivalry with American grandmaster, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

    • @pieceoftrash184
      @pieceoftrash184 Год назад +27

      @@drewgehringer7813 his name is my name too

    • @i_am_cabbage6512
      @i_am_cabbage6512 Год назад +7

      @@pieceoftrash184 whenever we go out

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 Год назад +20

      @@drewgehringer7813 Let us not forget the half Japanese GM with potential to be the chess champion as well, Haruki Nakiyuma

  • @TempestKrimps
    @TempestKrimps 4 года назад +1058

    i was having legit problems trying to understand if this was satire or if that was the actual name of the maneuver
    then you showed me the ballistic missile technique
    i should have known it was real the whole time

    • @namethefifth7315
      @namethefifth7315 4 года назад +19

      You should have edited this it would make it so much fuier like you fell for it

    • @craniumtea5137
      @craniumtea5137 4 года назад +25

      @@namethefifth7315 yes much fuier!

    • @TheRealIvyX
      @TheRealIvyX 4 года назад +28

      ah yes,
      f u i e r

    • @johnjordan3552
      @johnjordan3552 4 года назад +1

      This isn't real you dummy hah

    • @TempestKrimps
      @TempestKrimps 4 года назад +12

      @@johnjordan3552 itsajoke.jpg

  • @melody3741
    @melody3741 Год назад +11

    Pronouncing the technical and brand names of each weapon in its entirety literally gets me every single time

  • @DynestiGTI
    @DynestiGTI 4 года назад +521

    1:50 "The next move is obvious"
    Me: take the queen
    1:52

    • @bartekmarze1863
      @bartekmarze1863 4 года назад +87

      Its because that was your first game in chess

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 4 года назад +82

      A noob like yourself can’t be expected to know things like this

    • @PROTOBLUES90
      @PROTOBLUES90 4 года назад +4

      Yes, that was in fact the next move lol

    • @kiibotheultimaterobot6403
      @kiibotheultimaterobot6403 4 года назад

      man thats a noob movr
      send a atom bomb

    • @amrumubina9769
      @amrumubina9769 4 года назад +6

      @@kiibotheultimaterobot6403 i think the noob is you, why send an atom bomb? Its so noobish,be like me,
      i sent five Tsar bomba's.

  • @tomow7566
    @tomow7566 4 года назад +1438

    I love how the board is set up wrong, the black square is in the bottom right and the queen is on the wrong colour

    • @comet.x
      @comet.x 4 года назад +69

      Of course the queen is on the wrong color. The black is on the bottom right

    • @iantot-g6h
      @iantot-g6h 4 года назад +2

      At q

    • @tomow7566
      @tomow7566 4 года назад +15

      @@comet.x I thought of that but I decided to say it anyway, saying just 1 thing is wrong with the board is a bit underwhelming

    • @Akeno0002
      @Akeno0002 4 года назад +23

      Dude i thought this would actually work till i knew the pieces were wrong

    • @biasedsherman
      @biasedsherman 4 года назад +32

      OKAY NERD *fires anti-tank guided missile*

  • @tncorgi92
    @tncorgi92 3 года назад +1188

    "The only winning move is not to play."

    • @Ikouy
      @Ikouy 3 года назад +21

      How about a nice game of-... checkers?

    • @pelinalwhitestrake3367
      @pelinalwhitestrake3367 3 года назад +11

      Switzerland must be a großmeister.

    • @sierra4actual
      @sierra4actual 3 года назад +8

      *DEFCON intenifies

    • @tncorgi92
      @tncorgi92 3 года назад +3

      @@Ikouy my checkerboard is full of anti-personnel mines.

    • @theplaguedoctor6129
      @theplaguedoctor6129 3 года назад +1

      This is a good quote

  • @youknowwho9842
    @youknowwho9842 2 года назад +30

    This opening took me quite a while to master. When I was a beginner I used to do an easier variation of this by shooting the other person before the match started. This opening is very easy to master, however.

  • @ryanbui2046
    @ryanbui2046 4 года назад +228

    The real meaning of the phrase
    “He was playing Chess while I was playing Nuclear Warfare”

  • @changebunny1442
    @changebunny1442 4 года назад +515

    "see you in the next chess tutorial"
    Never creates the next chess tutorial

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 3 года назад +20

      The tutorial to end all tutorials.

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 3 года назад +33

      To be fair after pulling off such a decisive move is there really any need for another tutorial to begin with?

    • @filipvass8480
      @filipvass8480 3 года назад +3

      Bamboozled

    • @wepe92
      @wepe92 3 года назад +2

      Why do you need next chess tutorial anyway, the board is already destroyed

    • @iceman7757
      @iceman7757 3 года назад +2

      You don't need more tutorials once you have an ICBM

  • @nou-jn6uz
    @nou-jn6uz 4 года назад +2478

    What kind of ATGM is preferred? A kornet? TOW? Hellfire?
    Edit: TOW it is, it seems

    • @qumit165
      @qumit165 4 года назад +1

      kornet

    • @albertomartinigorlami1905
      @albertomartinigorlami1905 4 года назад +5

      9M14 Malyutka

    • @corneliusmcmuffin3256
      @corneliusmcmuffin3256 4 года назад +37

      no u well my preferred method is the 9M311 "Treugol'nik" (triangle) surface-to-air missile from the 2k22 Tunguska anti aircraft as the strategy’s works on up to 7 chess games simultaneously regardless of the speed or altitude of the chess board(s)

    • @REgamesplayer
      @REgamesplayer 4 года назад +7

      TOW-2B due to its top down nature of attack.

    • @RandomSwede-1
      @RandomSwede-1 4 года назад

      RB56 is nice

  • @darthvader4338
    @darthvader4338 Год назад +4

    I went to school with my bicycle today and barely avoided an anti-Tank Missile I can confirm we need these defenses

  • @MatthewNash
    @MatthewNash 3 года назад +376

    "This is ridiculous."
    "I know. The Bradley was supposed to be used for troop transport."

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 3 года назад +9

      I understood that reference.

    • @googleminus1442
      @googleminus1442 3 года назад +21

      The M3 bradley's primary function and design is direct fire support. Troop transport is the M2. While the M3 can also do troop transport and vice versa it is not optimal (it would be very cramped for instance)

    • @Cherubrmy
      @Cherubrmy 3 года назад

      @@googleminus1442 I feel sorry for you

    • @scissors320
      @scissors320 3 года назад +1

      @@Cherubrmy I feel sorry for you too

    • @doggo_woo
      @doggo_woo 3 года назад +1

      @@Cherubrmy I mean, it is google minus. He's just like google, except a bit worse?

  • @obiwankenobi7293
    @obiwankenobi7293 3 года назад +2986

    Only if misha done this against Karpov. He could defeat the final boss

    • @bluejay9681
      @bluejay9681 3 года назад +34

      I was gonna comment this until I saw your comment

    • @johannsebastianbach3411
      @johannsebastianbach3411 3 года назад +64

      you mean the kid misha?! hahahahah. I was legit looking at your comment thinking "what famous misha played against karpov in a championship?!" lol

    • @Samuel_Athur6816
      @Samuel_Athur6816 3 года назад +19

      FRAUD im Obi-wan

    • @AerynHyuuga
      @AerynHyuuga 3 года назад +35

      @@Samuel_Athur6816 it is getting out of hand, now there are two of them

    • @sdrawkcab_emanresu
      @sdrawkcab_emanresu 3 года назад +16

      @@Samuel_Athur6816 It's treason then

  • @Zeawsomee
    @Zeawsomee 4 года назад +881

    Instructions unclear, was forced to improvise explosive devices (IEDs) delivered by use of an unmanned drone (also known as an unmanned aerial vehicle or UAV) to force check, unfortunately, my opponent was then able to counter with six (6) rounds of M795 155mm high explosive (HE) shells fired from the M777 howitzer to then control the board and take my Toyota Hilux, being used as a "technical" or non standard tactical vehicle (NSTV), armed with a Dehlavieh Missle system, and hence allowing full board control.
    If the AT capability a necessity of this strategy? If not, I may be able to combine this strategium with use of Multi Rocket Launcher System to allow greater board control and hence give better advantage for my pieces to be developed

    • @flexplay9993
      @flexplay9993 4 года назад +22

      The intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) is still an option, so take your win back!

    • @ClingyCrab
      @ClingyCrab 4 года назад +7

      same

    • @Strait_Raider
      @Strait_Raider 4 года назад +21

      I would recommend you proceed with the MLRS approach. This is the same technique which allowed Magnus Carlsen to defeat 20 grandmasters simultaneously in 2012.

    • @jamesburleson1916
      @jamesburleson1916 4 года назад +13

      You could also try the less popular, but nevertheless quite effective strategy of deploying an A-10C Thunderbolt II to provide the full range of anti-materiel and anti-personnel support. A-10C Thunderbolt IIs are quite adept at countering any defenses like Toyota Hiluxes, or even M60 Main Battle Tanks.

    • @flexplay9993
      @flexplay9993 4 года назад +7

      @@jamesburleson1916 Thats cheating. Its ground forces chess.

  • @keatoncudd2365
    @keatoncudd2365 6 месяцев назад +1

    As the saying goes, “don’t bring a chess board to a intercontinental ballistic missile fight”

  • @DaDerpyCarrot
    @DaDerpyCarrot 4 года назад +278

    "all war is deception"
    -sun tzu
    i...... i suppose he's right

  • @mikolajschulz5847
    @mikolajschulz5847 4 года назад +718

    Ahhh classic, I remember when Martin Luther King used this tactic to defeat Genghis Khan’s Army during the Napoleonic Wars.

    • @oringina1717
      @oringina1717 4 года назад +33

      No?? He used it to defeat hitler right?

    • @hppsfttcmd
      @hppsfttcmd 4 года назад +67

      @@oringina1717 bah, that's what everyone believes. Nietzsche came up with this strategy first against Frederick the Great of Japan, and Martin Luther King simply perfected it. While yes, it was used by Tohru in the Vietnam war to deafeat Hitler, it's mainly known that MLK perfected it and defeated Genghis Khan

    • @hongseng3670
      @hongseng3670 4 года назад +24

      Yea man, I remember the part when he used it to destroy racism

    • @foundationagentredacted9908
      @foundationagentredacted9908 4 года назад +25

      @@hongseng3670 There can’t be racism if there’s no one left to be racist

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 4 года назад +14

      Didn’t Andrew Jackson pull out an AR 15 and kill 50,000 Russians in that battle?

  • @Kariyu101
    @Kariyu101 4 года назад +4268

    This whole time I thought Magnus Carlsen was skilled the dude just had a big nuke 🙄

    • @boomdini9744
      @boomdini9744 4 года назад +60

      Yeah but it works, if it works it’s skillful.

    • @cheemsthegranolaguy7622
      @cheemsthegranolaguy7622 4 года назад +16

      Wtf do you mean bro, that is THE MOST skillful play I've ever seen in all my years!

    • @nathawatkotcharug5379
      @nathawatkotcharug5379 4 года назад +2

      how to play chess using ur feet ruclips.net/video/mIQlbsX14VU/видео.html

    • @topodiyoutube4004
      @topodiyoutube4004 4 года назад +1

      Ikr 😔👊🏿👊🏿

    • @Tripdoxx
      @Tripdoxx 4 года назад +1

      Why are you everywhere

  • @st.jagerstager695
    @st.jagerstager695 2 года назад +2

    thanks for being considerate and adding alternatives for starters.

  • @MothFable
    @MothFable 4 года назад +143

    i love how he immediatley cuts from chess strats to missiles and remains super composed the entire time.

  • @aiden1665
    @aiden1665 4 года назад +213

    “We don’t negotiate with terrorists, and we certainly don’t negotiate with their hostages”
    Kills the entire board
    “As you can see, problem solved”

  • @TMStudios89
    @TMStudios89 4 года назад +88

    If you take into account the firing position relevant to the position of the board, you can actually fire your surface-to-surface missile of choice early. When timed just right, the missile will land immediately after white king takes black bishop. This time killing strategy is critical in higher levels of play as waiting too long may arouse suspicion and prompt the opponent to employ counter-ICBM technology. I lost a regional tournament due to that critical error in 1998.

    • @farn69
      @farn69 4 года назад +6

      Blast radius is also another important factor that tends to be overlooked. I once fired an ICBM and started a thermonuclear war by accident.

  • @Arkaeuss
    @Arkaeuss Год назад +10

    I tried this at the Israeli Chess Championship (2022). Sadly it did not go as expected. Being used to American chess tournaments, I forgot to account for the Iron Dome and blundered my MGM-140 😮‍💨

  • @WildShaymin
    @WildShaymin 4 года назад +182

    I feel like this guy just has a lot of knowledge about both chess & military-grade weaponry and decided to find a way to talk about both

  • @costielvis2572
    @costielvis2572 4 года назад +343

    Instruction unclear: I've overthrown the government and started an civil war

  • @boncarlo9391
    @boncarlo9391 4 года назад +160

    Chances are your opponent may have already seen through this if they have experienced it before, what they’ll do is counter back with anti air turrets and stop the missile before it reaches the board. With you left wide open, you now have lost your missile strike opening. To fix this in future situations, I recommend launching a missile into space 3 years prior to which it will meet back to earth at the time you are having your match and get the jump on your opponent where they, quite literally, won’t see it coming, as you have exploded them in your assault.

    • @singletona082
      @singletona082 4 года назад +16

      Possible, but requires too much prep and setup. Better to have THOR rounds waiting in geostationary orbit. Far less outlaying prep even if it does require investment in a proper space program and is debatwbly violating international treaty.

    • @stubbledspace3982
      @stubbledspace3982 4 года назад

      Underrated 😂

    • @1nill2
      @1nill2 4 года назад +4

      @@singletona082 well you forgot the age old strategy, kill your opponent before they come and play chess with you, so you win by default.

    • @tcpratt1660
      @tcpratt1660 4 года назад

      @Robert Chien The Fletchers can do more than mere antisubmarine warfare - see what happened to the IJN Center Force at the Battle off Samar (having a few Butler class destroyer escorts handy will be quite useful, ask the IJN Chokai and Chikuma).

    • @plaguerat5911
      @plaguerat5911 4 года назад

      @@1nill2 But that's an illegal move

  • @TimZoet
    @TimZoet Год назад +10

    Today it happened!! I opened normally, and suddenly he answered with the Scandinavian defense... I knew what to do. I did the steps and was able to send the Intercontinental Balistic Missile into enemy territory. It was a succes and after a couple more turns he actually forfeited